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adios doom
smf
shake my face?
smb
-surprise miss fortune
wtf is surprise miss fortune?
ARGHHHHH

No.
Yes
Maybe
he's not gonna get wanted
thats legal


How you doin?
And your family?
they're alright
i have, yes, have you?
warzone new map is out
WAIT FR
bf: wants to be cod edition dead
I NEED TO GET ON
maybe
the warzone update is garbage
cw brought with it brand new fps hands
vanguard comes along and uses the same first person hand models as mw19
that's 3 years of looking at the same hands
unacceptable
people obsess about skins they cant see but dont say anything about hands that they see all game
Warzone <
Does anyone want to join an Bf1 milsim ?
but the hands are the same
how can you say the game's refreshing if the hands are the same?
idgaf about plane
i want new hands
new map but no new hands
you look at hands all game
you got a gun
hand skins are equal to gun skins
imagine you used the same gun for 3 years
that's what same hands is like
smh
343/ms played it super smart releasing infinite before 2042. you just get a bunch of smoothbrain unfairly comparing infinite to 2042.. "infinite gets 15 more fps than 2042"... yea its also a 128 player game vs a 8/16 player game... "infinite has more player according to steam", yea steam is infinites main/"only" platform on pc, and its f2p, while steam is 2042s secondary platform and costs...
its like different conversations can occur
no
the only one conversation that can and must occur
is copy pasted hands for 3 years
that's a disgrace
buffed hands?
what is warzone gonna do about the hands!
Helo chat
thx for ruin my evening again
good question
ok so the gameplay is from an EVENT
meant warfare
fuck the hands
fuck the hands, man
im tired of the same mw2019 hands
it's almost 2022 and they're still using 2019 hands
Matching pfp you are cool
Why the hands?
cause fuck the hands
vanguard's skins have the same first person hand models as the mw19 skins
(except mine is edited)
they literally copy pasted the hands
cw had unique hands
sometimes different skins had completely different hands
You removed the colors that made it cool smh my head
Hands are hands
i want 11 fingers

i want at least different fingernails
i wish i could paint them
who trying to squad up in some bf
!!lfg
βΉ Looking for Players to play with?
Head over to the Looking For Games channel category.
Please remember to state your region when looking for players to play with!
#lfg-pc #lfg-xbox #lfg-playstation
reminds me of the cod server
where the constant lfgs were more annoying than the actual requests
at least in this only regs can use it
gotcha adam i dont do big discord alot
Directing him towards a place where he'll have better lucck
congratulations
What a hobble handicapped ass xp system for portal
Who tf wants to play if you can't even level up guns
Blame the exploiters
Hate the player not the game
Try harder
The secret sbmm has deemed you too bad at the game to play with real people
π
Do yβall know when the next update comes out βοΈ
have they optimised the game yet
not really, servers still not runing good
whens the update they lie again?
No but theres some new cool skins coming
No
Hellow BFD β¨
helo
Hello chat
we all came at the same time i guess
how is everyone doing today?
pog doing a BF4 x BF2042
Shit
doing what
why?
Eh, just been a bad day
ahw π¦
am ok, bought pencils, graphite and blenders and stuff
so i can now go for realism
before, all i had was a 2B and a rubber
oh so you are really enjoying drawing again?
not yet, but getting there
for my American friends, a rubber is an eraser
You are a great artist
yes?
i don't know how to respond without seeming vain
hello
Ya know
just go to ModMail
ded chat
2021 was the worst year for gaming ever
It has been handled. Move on please
Yeah, lots of disappointing releases this year.
Is there a way to stream? i was trying earlier today to help some1 out in this discord since he had some issues with discord... so i tought like here let me show you... and then found out i couldnt stream...
is there a possibility for a special VC for that.?
whats with this guy clan name
Hi! You can only stream in this server if you are a Regular or a booster π
oki thnx
finally.... its been so long.... (some parts might not be synced in well and i messed with the audio as well so
) im proud of my 3 hrs work
what kind of codes and where?
tbh i dont know whats my PFP its from the portal trailer but i have batman in my name uhh i think batman looking STRAIGHT up
like, gift codes, i have a code for 2 months of Xbox Gamepass and i can't use it
its clearly in the rule no selling 

but, i'm not receiving anything in return, it's more gifting than selling
hmm yes
i'll check for you to be sure
k, thank
Let's not refer to it this way.
LOL
If they are just gift codes, you are free drop them here. π You make it clear that they are Free
!!regular
alr, thank you
The Regular role is earned by users automatically who are active in chat and follow the server rules. With this role you can post/embed images, use some bot commands, and change what color you appear in chat.
either boost or be regular
For real by typing that
Why can't I connect to any game mode?
Ohh its another thing shit didnt even know sorry π
the next Battlefield better have yoshi as the loading icon
same

Thnx β€
entice the lurker
π
sigh
you must of missed me tunde π



cool.
When you answer like that
It means you're pissed off, i know you 
What happened now?
You got 360Β° sniped by a sweat in 2042?
i dont even play 2042
Yes you do wtf
i do not
arwViper
5 hrs ago?
@arwViper
5 hrs ago i was working on a video
@halcyon fractal belle Delphine do be ballin
... about us destroying noobs
Btw
When you posting it
what
Man how much weed did you smoke
reeeeeee im in sqd 1 looking for a fragger or team player for rush
i know that bro
Man this guy British as fuck πππ
he said
he was lookin chad

Batman chad are you really a chad
Man fuck you I'll see you at work.
i got the reference

ah man dont hate me cuz im good looking
N word passed by..
y it no link gifs
maybe you get rid of that yee yee haircuit
Maybe you would get some bitches on yo dick
Oh better yet
Tanisha maybe will call your dog ass
there are minors in this discord π
Hope they mine alot of diamonds
gta5 is 18+ 
patriot see dm
UHHH I'M GONNA KNOCK YOU OUT!
Man that would be such a nice fitting song for bf
the trailer for Warzone?
Yeah that song is a banger ngl
It fits bf more than cod tbh
Ayo
Damn this gort must have been from gta v
Daily reminder:
Its not letting go that hurts. Its the memories that follow β€
Ok
Nobody asked
Daily reminder:
Its not letting go that hurts. Its the memories that follow β€
But i asked anyways
Umm @waxen rover
Nobody really cares tbh
When?
Oh no f1 chat incoming!
i have seen this already... dont get me started
I wont
1 min ago
RAMAH!
Patriot just shush, you're just asking for attention
Agreed
Lmao
Wtf called you though
Wagwan adam
Wanwag
I was just calling my rama friend wtf you want hrh6
And I can not stree this enough
I got to wave 25
My gamer
So watch out starrbucks
Keep it civil guys π

That wouldn't be pleasant
Ha! Can't wait for you to finally be talking in VC
Always mods breaking in like NOOSE or something
Oki
Let chat breathe for a sec
I will be like adam 
No one wants that
If i can handle Adam, i'm sure i can handle you π
Sure
f1 gamemode in portal when
We'll see about that
What about boffum at the same time
When you'll stop using Rick.
hmm
Ill have to grab kai as well like dead space and i show the mic but now i still dont have a mic
When is the Santa skin coming? Think it will be for the weekly challenges prize?
impossible
wont
It is possible
they removed it due to backlash
Wat R u kidding me
@winged condor
I am not only annoying and inevitable, but I am unimitable
Anyone found out any solution for the shiddy pc performance of this game
Bruh we need to reverse complain, demand that fucking skin
no
π
My eyes
Tbh the best thing do is play geomatry dash and vc
same tbh, i thought it'd be smoother
Blinky blinky
plebs on 60hz monitor
Say that to my internet
Or to my pc
Tunde's internet, you'd better keep it together when he joins VC with mic!
I didnt understand that sentence so ill pretend i did
Oh wait..

Tbh my internet is pretty good but sometime its just BAD

no sadly
Not yet but im telling IF i get a mic
i cant yaw my heli to the left after the update
how to fix it?
i bind my yaw to my mouse
after this update, i can only yaw to the right
Gn
This is everyday
SEND NOW
Oh
Anyways gn i quickly put my phone for charge its 1%

foot
Oh
sup doom
Hi
im installing No Mans Sky, hope it aint a waste of bandwidth
it is
No man sky gets repetitive quite fast
Land on said planet, mine resources, leave, repeat
no action?
Barely
damn
hello games managed to fix everything except the core game, they just stacked a bunch of gimmicks on top and everyone praised them for it
I played for 6 hours and no fights
How you doin?
yeah ima get bored of it fast
π³
@lilac forge L
doing great, you?
How you doin?
Why
I miss my friend @next hound
You could say you got... wrecked
not really, need moar sleep, you?
Too
MAY ITALY LIVE FOR ANOTHER 2000 YEARS, sales are getting so sweet 
I mean, fucking hell GTX 2080 for 800β¬ do be good price ain't it right? π₯
No
What about
600
so good
damn miners
I am seeing yellow rectangle on screen and then game is getting laggy anyone know how to make them green
Lizard
#bring back Santa
old pic but still cute
No one
khat
Gato
When ur free to play and can't post cat pics :(
P2w regular
Damn
am back ππΌ
IT's performance issues
the worst
Man people who don't like Santa skin are too serious about games
It's about fun
SANTA IS FUN
hmmm
Then they mock Fortnite it's like bruh ur an adult playing video games.. have some self awareness.
Kids playing Fortnite is less cringe than adults playing BF.
Morning
Aren't you an adult who plays BF?
Ey up
i wish you all an amazing night or day whatever timezone you are in β¨ β¨
Yeah but I'm not going to say it isn't cringe
Hm
yes?
That's early
im really tireds
Fairs
Pacific standard time and it's wet and cold outside
And the snow has melted :(
Na itβs a all right day
Cold and shit here
Time to bust out the rum and egg nog
im here but you stopped talking to me!
you started talking to CARVER
OK FUCK NO
You should listen to the psychologist
Knock it off.
ty
the fact you allcapsed my name makes me scared
we're in an open relationship though. he can say do the ritual to anyone he likes
thats nice
Sup
gud soupe
Hello chat
Deco, what have you done
Noq
WHERE SIMFIELD 4????!?!?!
yeah especially for youtubers
currently the only way is to lock the servers behind patreon, basically eliminates the need for that
Hi guys. My friend just hit a flying jet with tank. But we didnt record it. Is there any possible way to watch the replay?
@shrewd furnace BLOOD FR THE BLOOD GOD! ALL HAIL THE DAEMONS OF KHORNE!!!!!!!!!!!
wat u on?
2042
Same
few other benefits this brings like eliminating alt account users
Damn
could be quite neat depends how the rollout goes
We got a warhammer enjoyer
U understand!!!!!!!!
Also Adam have you beaten my score
Yes
Diend on 23 because i ghot schtuck
i mean i am drukhari player..... but khorne is cool
time to make that $$
Oof, wherr
No, imperium is better
jeez. pay to win in warhammer.
they are too op
The Astra Millitarum
drukhari requires skill
pls no
pew pew x100000000
ok
I will pay you in high fived
fishsticks
If only I knew it was so easy
a single ig commander took down an ork warcopter or somthin by one pistol shot. i witnessed that heresy
Damn
I don't really play the tabletop
therefore ig = op
That's my brothers thing
ahhhh
I paint he plays
yh tabletop is fun. imo tabletop> videogames
try painting a harlequin bro. it is true pain. diamonds on capes i mean
Wdym?
Star 
Like 50/50 colour
I use my air brush when I can
You made the Danish dude mad
Are you Danish?
I forget
It's crazy there's people out there who are enjoying 2042
do u undrstand wat i mean khorney?
i waiting fr ponylion 2 upload some memestrats on it
BTW Adam I'll join you in vc in a bit
yes π
drukhari>imperium
Khorney
but....
Where from?
khorne>everything
I forgor
No
khorne is the sickest chaos god
ah, i was a warhammer fantasy guy tho

No
khorne is best chaos god hands down
yes?
Arsenal lost to Everton 
who is best chaos god in ur opinion
None
TRAGGERED
but if u had to choose.....?
Chelsea all the way
2-1
Nonr
ewwww
Shit skyrim joke
Then what
F1 fan
i deserved that
Yes you did
got older, and i couldnt play myself either anymore
Im levitating on my bed
What
imagine getting old K π


Ah

Brb

im not clcking that
It's mr sandman
last time i clicked something like that, it was hentai
put verdansk into bf2042
ill slap u
will do that kai π
dice needs to establish dominance
Pee on the players
put em through cock and ball torture. works every time
Change it to Flirdansk instead

@shrewd furnace does khorne get u horney so u called urself khorney???

wtf is khorne
it's horney without an e to make the joke you want to make. otherwise you're just asking him if he has horns
warhammer
shhhhhh
let it slide. he doesnt know yet......
i got the name a long time ago, and too many ppl named Khorne, so i just added... Y
but does he get u horny......?
Holy fucking shit you can pet the ranger drone!
no way
you can pee on the ranger drone???
i've never seen someone named khorne tbh. the most common ones i see is nightmare, knightmare stuff
he's not the kind of god to draw that kind of feelings

i know slaanesh is but some people have violent fetishes
no love for papa nurgle?
i legit call cap
What convo did I walk in on
The only thing I can pick up on is it has to do with 40K somehow
i like nurgle cuz most mathematical
do you really want to know?
nurgle is also very beautiful
Look at the battlefield IG
Or just hold interact near ranger
Idk do I?
nothing is more beautiful thn that donkey π
i wish this trash game would be playable .. all day ads bug when getting out of vehicle ... bad performance etc ... man, this game is so trash
play warzone
Ah shit here we go again
And here I was, thinking general didnβt have complaining
Based
Bro what
there is its becoming more of a daily thing its nowhere near as bad as 2042 chat xD
warzone is getting gta online'd
smoky is the correct spelling, not smokey
"And here I was, thinking general didnβt have complaining" - zzzy complains in general ;D
True thatβs the irony of my statement
i hate when people use that irony as some sort of justification for their original complaints
what about smokey eyes though?
]

person a complains about not enough free content
person b says its annoying they are complaining
person a says youre complaining about me complaining though

u know what really sucks about bf2042
Itβs a valid point though in some respect
the portal guns dont retain the same animation style as the old games
Regardless of it being annoying. Itβs valid
ehhh, i think its some low tier reverse "gotcha" moment that really does mean anything
same bf2042 style which copies mw19
in that case its a name, like smokey the bear
What someone thinks about something has no bearing on any of us. We shouldnβt care or comment on something that has no direct effect to us
while logical, it is the point of discord to have discussion, justifiably bringing up someone having self entitled complaints also isnt some big brain move to say "no u" in defense
Oh I donβt disagree with you there. The most valid complaint is: βthe barrage of complaints is preventing me from having a sensible discussion in an open forumβ
you cant discuss this shit
You can discuss it pretty easily actually
Whether or not people will attempt to do so is a different matter
Hmmm
can't downvote discourses here, but thou can ignore them
I object your honor!
i hate that i feel a huge urge to oppose stupidity
you're the voice we sometimes hear, but refuse to use
i should recognize how many people fall under the dunning kruger effect and should move on
i have this old gas oven which i have to turn on the gas and light manually, everytime i think it will blow up lol
hasnt happened so far tho
I had a gas oven
Had to replace gave me ptsd every time
no joystick support makes it bad
hard life man
I get this urge a lot
Though I acknowledge I can be very stupid, more frequently than Iβd like
i feel this was common practice with any gas oven, the ignite thigny never fecking worked for me
id prefer the hot air oven or what they're called that i had in my last place
but yeah
of course everyone can be, but there are people that seemingly choose to live in this state out of pure determination to oppose something. its insane
o well
arcane is a pretty solid show, good music too
even tho im not into league of legends
I will always try to be positive about things first before I get negative. Waking up negative bad
I have very strong opinions of arcane
good or bad opinions?
The show itself was good, what it created I did not like
i feel like you dont need to like/know about league to like it, but likeing/knowing about it does help a lot with anticipation for certain characters stories
what it created?
what's the alternative to a gas oven
Electric
an electric oven (microwave)
aren't all ovens gas ovens?
good ol' firepit
a monster
No
ba dum ts
Different
I do not like people who have never dedicated time to league of legends, making up demand to lore changes and voice line changes to in game characters in a game they never have played nor do they play currently. I think thatβs very weird for a Netflix audience to make demands of something they arenβt even apart of
microwave isnt really an oven, is it
i mean, proper oven
you dont cook all your food with a microwave
idkkkkk its a space that cooks, seems pretty similar to me
ehh, thats every consumer now, they think their invested time/money means that have some sort of say
No it's completely different. One is radiation, the other is a heating element
it's a space that radiates your food until it's hot.
put cold in space, get hot out
electric heating element
Yeah and in comparison their dedicated time was just a few episodes and a Netflix subscription
im actually thinking about getting one of those better microwaves with grill and stuff to be able to avoid my oven
like one of those IR heaters?
now i want a massive microwave that i will call my electric oven
ew you'll make gross unevenly cooked food
did you know a microwave was used to to reanimated frozen small rodents and was succesful at it? π
it was one of the first microwave too
you just have to chop it up and spread it out
that's weird
im weird
usually being frozen means guaranteed death because the ice crystals break through cells
yes you are
I found an article that said "The microwave was invented to heat hamsters humanely in 1950s experiments." And I thought, no it wasn't. ...was it?
Pull down the description for thorough references and credits.
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s004?
No
5004
fuck i thought this was going to lead up to viable cryo preservation
only if you're a hamster
i wish i was a hamster
with eternal hamster youth
imagine being a hamster and getting to smash hamsterrettes for the rest of your life
"rest of your life" like 1 or 2 years
Then sleep
Aa sucks
goodnight atom
When someone's uses you as a threat you realize how much of a badass you are
Mans said π·πΊ
This game is fucked why can't I get in any games
Just be a jellyfish
id like to be one of those forever living turtles, just chilling on the beaches all day long
Nah if you want to live forever only Turritopsis dohrnii can
Turtles live long but they donβt even live as long as Greenland sharks
Yeah but we donβt even know their max age
Hey
How you doin?
Bad
Oh
Idk
isn't there some sealife thing that's pretty much immortal due it can regenerate stuff
And yours?
seastars if u can take the hulk movie for real
i think its limbs regenerates
in that movie
Not good, slept well
No
Enemy threats in the AO, Weapons hot!
Oh wait
No actual dumbasses breaking balls in the chat?!
What is this mystic power?
i just stuffed myself with two 350g frozen pizzas
im too full to argue with anyone
I'm just thinking about 80's women...
They were gorgeous not gonna lie
Not like some rude chickens we got today.
haha
(not every girl is the same)
where did this all come from?
I don't know mate, older times were the best
sure thing mate
YOU CAN PET THE ROBO DOG!!!

?
The ranger? You can pet it in game.
In 2042
Yes
HELL YES
Battlefield 1= Why Rome became an empire
Battlefield 5= Why Rome lost his empire
Yea the jellyfish species Turritopsis dohrnii
It is biologically immortal
doesnt it have to eat like a whole lot to keep regenerating
It can keep regressing to the stage of a polyp and then re mature
No not necessarily
It can regress during starvation
If it is injured it will regress again to heal itself
Ah so that was one
Snails do a similar thing
If a snail is injured it can sleep for 3 years to regenerate a wound
nice
yeah... in 10 years

this cover of a league song is pretty dope
Jonathan Young's metal cover version of Legends Never Die from League of Legends
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βΊFollo...

yo should i get 2042
No
why
u should wait 6 months at least π





