general

[rich estuary]

Stop looking around deco that isn’t a answer

[rocky fern]

it's an implication of bewilderment

[rich estuary]

Wait

[rocky fern]

kinda it's 6am

[unkempt basin]

Wow

[rich estuary]

Is this sever y2k is that what you meant

[unkempt basin]

Imagine being awake a 6am

[rich estuary]

I’m in y2k

[rocky fern]

[rich estuary]

Why isn’t it called that tho

[unkempt basin]

[rich estuary]

Ew. Star Trek

[noble plover]

brauche Süßigkeiten

[rocky fern]

idk how to feel about that response

[solar mural]

y2k. Year 2 Kill

[noble plover]

Schlachtfeld, wenn es Spaß macht

[unkempt basin]

Year 2 kiss

[noble plover]

Schlachtfeld, wenn es Spaß macht

lol

[rich estuary]

[rich estuary]

You’re confusing

[rocky fern]

Y2K was the name given to computational systems which were due to expire at the turn of the century (2000)

[noble plover]

I'm crazy

[rocky fern]

because time maxed out to 1999 and didn't exist for 2000 and onwards

[rich estuary]

[noble plover]

tf

[rich estuary]

But

It’s just +1

[noble plover]

I'm lost]

[rocky fern]

not that simple

[rich estuary]

Wait like the year????

[solar mural]

😋

[rocky fern]

yeah the year

[rich estuary]

[noble plover]

lost

rn

[rich estuary]

So

But 1999 and 2000 it’s just another day tho

[rocky fern]

[noble plover]

nuh

[rich estuary]

[noble plover]

ope

nope

[rocky fern]

this is why computer science should be mandatory in school

[rich estuary]

What’s the y2k tho

[noble plover]

yuh

[vestal drift]

totalitairanism

[thick fossil]

Eugh CS

[noble plover]

yuh

[vestal drift]

btw

[noble plover]

btw

[rich estuary]

[vestal drift]

breakthrough mode in this game is broken

defenders always win

[rocky fern]

it isn't as simple as just changing the year

[normal shard]

any asian players ? hkg / singapore ?

[noble plover]

it isn't as simple as just changing the year
Message #general

[rocky fern]

year is a data type which has a finite amount

[noble plover]

copy

[rich estuary]

[rocky fern]

at the time 1993 the max was 1999

[rich estuary]

Deco is smart

[rocky fern]

not anymore obviously

[noble plover]

Im not

[rain bramble]

when I play all out warfare, it only lets me play orbital and that container ship one

[rich estuary]

THEN WHY WAS IT A THING

[noble plover]

thats okay

[unkempt basin]

Smh

[rich estuary]

is it a boomer thing

[noble plover]

I NEED FRIENDS!

AHAHAHAHA

[rocky fern]

because computers came to dominance around the mid 1950's

and this type of thing was never thought a problem

[rich estuary]

I wish I could live in the 50s tbh

[unkempt basin]

You don't

[noble plover]

I wish I lived year 1

first day!

must have been nice

[thick fossil]

Off topic question. Anyone here a traditional long gun aficionado?

[rich estuary]

I dooooo

[thick fossil]

Talking old traditional. Hawken guns.

[rich estuary]

[rocky fern]

however it was a massive problem because at 23:59 31/12/1999 once the clock struck past that, the time on all computer systems would reset to the first time

[rich estuary]

[rocky fern]

aka 00:00 01/01/1900

[thick fossil]

Plains rifles. Real mountain man stuff

[rich estuary]

So computers didn’t work?

[noble plover]

tf

nope

[rocky fern]

they did work

[noble plover]

yep

[rocky fern]

the problem was fixed before it was a massive problem

[warped flame]

I wish I could live in the prehistoric times and ride raptors like in ark

[noble plover]

I wanna be a dinosaur

[rocky fern]

however if it wasn't you would have had systems ceasing to function GPS etc

[noble plover]

tbh

[odd juniper]

whoever designed fucking planes has no fucking idea how unbalanced it is between teams lmao

[noble plover]

t-rex maybve

[thick fossil]

I'll take the lack of responses as a no. I was looking into muzzleloader hunting

[unkempt basin]

Trex life sucked

[rich estuary]

[noble plover]

ahaha tiny atms

arms

[unkempt basin]

A small amount of trex babies would make it to childhood

[thick fossil]

Well they didn't really need those arms

[rocky fern]

the problem was identified in mid 1992 as an oncoming problem by the turn of the century

[noble plover]

oh helll no

[thick fossil]

They were really ambush predators

[rocky fern]

nobody has foreseen it up to then

[unkempt basin]

Even less from childhood to adult

[rocky fern]

so was fixed before 1999

[noble plover]

iill be a LONG NECK

[thick fossil]

Very good sprinters

[warped flame]

Maybe tame a pet sabertooth like in Far Cry Primal

[unkempt basin]

Mapu seems to be the best dino

[rich estuary]

I’m glad I wasn’t born then

[rocky fern]

lesson of the story, technology is built on an unstable foundation

even now

[noble plover]

imagine spiders

[unkempt basin]

Basically a slightly smaller trex but believed to hunt in pack

[noble plover]

how big they where

[unkempt basin]

The spiders wasn't that big tbh

[rich estuary]

takes notes

[noble plover]

few

[unkempt basin]

From fossils or whatever

[rich estuary]

Lesson of the story, Deco is big brain lol

Nice

[noble plover]

imagine playing BF on the moon

[thick fossil]

Ancient spiders were bigger than your hand, but no monsters

[warped flame]

Everything was bigger back then. Higher oxygen concentration

[rich estuary]

Y2k a computer virus

[thick fossil]

They are big compared to modern spiders

But not massive

[rocky fern]

lol people don't even realise all it takes is 1 solar pulse big enough from the sun to totally destroy modern society with the internet

[noble plover]

they are making eggs rn

[unkempt basin]

Imagine monster spiders

😸

[rocky fern]

let's see how people fare then

[thick fossil]

Now scorpions are a different story

[noble plover]

did you know

there is a solar storm on its way

rn

or flare

[unkempt basin]

I'd fucking shit myself and alt f4 life

[rich estuary]

The sun can kill us

[noble plover]

yall see finch?

[rich estuary]

That’s what sun burn is so

[thick fossil]

Of course it can kill us

[warped flame]

Alot of that is prevented by the ozone layer and magnetic field, but yeah its possible

[noble plover]

we melt

like BACON

AHA

[lilac forge]

LOL omg dude the people being so negative on bf2042 is funny bro

[rich estuary]

Doc please shush

[lilac forge]

They act like fucking clowns dude

[noble plover]

tf

[unkempt basin]

Of course

[rocky fern]

solar storms specifically are not absorbed by the ozone layer they pass through the planet

[noble plover]

i am a clown

[rich estuary]

The game chat is so annoying

[noble plover]

jk

[lilac forge]

Aye what up deco

[rocky fern]

eh nm

[thick fossil]

If a star goes supernova within 20 light years of us, the ozone layer could get torn away and all life will go poof

[lilac forge]

Agreed

[thick fossil]

And even if we don't die by any solar storms, the red giant will kill off the planet

[lilac forge]

Everyone just saying "fuck this game"

[unkempt basin]

Sounds like a destiny 2 event

[noble plover]

imagine living on the moon and playing battle 2042 rn

[rich estuary]

It would take 20 years to get here tho

[lilac forge]

Or "this game can suck cock"

[noble plover]

seeing earht right out the window

[rich estuary]

There’s a lot of bugs. But. I really like it tbh

[warped flame]

I think humanity will kill itself before space does

[noble plover]

ITS FUN

[rocky fern]

that's not how it works

[noble plover]

true

zombies

[lilac forge]

It's Early Access which is the sad thing tbh

[rich estuary]

[rocky fern]

you're thinking in the reverse

[cerulean barn]

Why was the deviation on guns an intentional implementation?

[noble plover]

or aliens

[cerulean barn]

does DICE even play these games anymore?

[lilac forge]

Everyone shit talking a early access game

[cerulean barn]

I genuinely feel like this is just a marketing ploy

[rich estuary]

[lilac forge]

Kinda pathetic tbh

[cerulean barn]

because the game is broken and buggy

and terrible

[noble plover]

calm down

[rocky fern]

looking into space is us looking into the past of 20 years from the light which is at the earth now

[noble plover]

its fun

[cerulean barn]

that's why people are complaining about the game

[noble plover]

i like bugs

[lilac forge]

Early Access but ok

[unkempt basin]

Cry harder about 2042,please

[noble plover]

and lag

[rich estuary]

Stonks, silly.

[noble plover]

makes it fun

[cerulean barn]

early access? you expect a patch to fix this shit when the alpha was locked at 30 frames 3 months ago?

[lilac forge]

There complaining because they wanna get on the hate train

[rich estuary]

[cerulean barn]

you wonder why alpha was fps locked?

[noble plover]

BUGS ARE FUN!

[rocky fern]

us seeing a supernova would mean the light has already reached the earth

tldr

[lilac forge]

Cry more? Lol

[rich estuary]

OMG I JUST REALIZED THAT

[noble plover]

PS5 runs GOOD

[rich estuary]

We would be screwed

[noble plover]

mhm

[lilac forge]

Like that sounds like a you problem

[unkempt basin]

Ps5 must have some stunning legs

[cerulean barn]

imagine defending this game when it's 100% a backwards step for the franchise

[noble plover]

tf

[rocky fern]

we wouldn't be screwed we would be extinct before we would notice

[lilac forge]

My fucking Xbox one x is actually running it good LOL

[rich estuary]

Relaxxxxx lol

Just a game guys

[lilac forge]

Didn't ask

[rocky fern]

way in advance aswell

[noble plover]

WELL SHIT EHHHHHHHHH

[rocky fern]

everything would more or less die in a blink of an eye

[lilac forge]

Damn

[unkempt basin]

No worries

[rich estuary]

[noble plover]

I'm Canadian btw

eh

[lilac forge]

WOOOO YEAH BABY ANOTHER CANADIAN

[thick fossil]

Eh

[warped flame]

I think there is also a special type of supernova in which all the energy is shot in two distinct directions. Imagine we get hit by that. Rip

[noble plover]

AYYYYYYYYYY

[lilac forge]

I've met two Canadians

[noble plover]

thats all

wtf

some bs

[lilac forge]

And I hated one of them

[noble plover]

welp

[lilac forge]

Nice my ass vro

*bro

[thick fossil]

Unfortunately, my dear boy, you only know one Canadian here.

[noble plover]

wtf

[lilac forge]

That bitch was on ketamine bro

[unkempt basin]

I met 1 Canadian

She was attractive

[rocky fern]

the earth is statistically overdue for some sort of disaster event

we've got lucky up to now

[noble plover]

HOLD UPP

[rocky fern]

hope it stays that way

[rich estuary]

Don’t jinx it

[noble plover]

IF it was ww2 we would all be fighting RN

[plain lily]

Giant tsunami when

[noble plover]

scary

[lilac forge]

💀

[rich estuary]

I’m a girl we don’t go to war. Ha.

[rocky fern]

2045~

[unkempt basin]

Wdym

Bfv

[noble plover]

you do tho

[thick fossil]

The earth is quite on a miracle streak

[lilac forge]

Fucking bullshit

[noble plover]

well the russians

sent girls to war

[rich estuary]

[lilac forge]

Get drafted buddy ezzzz

[rocky fern]

lot of countries won't exist in even 40 years

[noble plover]

who would you be

[rocky fern]

enjoy them whilst they're here

[noble plover]

german?

or us

[thick fossil]

Yellow stone is overdue for a long time now

[noble plover]

russian

[unkempt basin]

Not really, it's because soldiers get "lonely"

[noble plover]

british

[lilac forge]

I'd be a fucking no Pat bro

Ong lol

[noble plover]

TF

[rich estuary]

NOOOO

[warped flame]

Uk will likey be under water in a few decades

[lilac forge]

EZZZZ

[noble plover]

MG42

that me

[marble yarrow]

When’s aim assist on console getting fixed? The last day of the beta felt way better then the game rn

[rich estuary]

[plain lily]

Sorry but

[noble plover]

wally need some mlik

[rocky fern]

not likely

the south of England will

[rich estuary]

[noble plover]

wait

[lilac forge]

England isn't apart of UK right?

[unkempt basin]

UK is fine

[noble plover]

navy or army

[plain lily]

Venice will be underwater

[rich estuary]

Holy moly. I’m screwed

[rocky fern]

but the rest is on high terrain

[noble plover]

submarine?

[unkempt basin]

UK is England, Scotland and Ireland

[noble plover]

battleship

[lilac forge]

😂

[noble plover]

imagime flying a stuka

[rocky fern]

Venice Maldives etc are screwed

[noble plover]

was it loud inside?

[rich estuary]

Someone said England huh

[noble plover]

oh hell no

nope

[rich estuary]

Time for me to make fun of MU

[lilac forge]

BRI ISH

[thick fossil]

Deco, if an inland volcano at such a scale as Yellowstone were to erupt, could the force still be sufficient enough to reach the pacific ocean and cause tidal fluctuations?

[unkempt basin]

[rich estuary]

[plain lily]

If you're over 26 you're safe in the US

[noble plover]

I'm a prince of Canada btw

[lilac forge]

@rich estuary so quick question

[rocky fern]

yes

[rich estuary]

I’m notttttt

[rocky fern]

Yellowstone erupting would be enough force to shift tectonic plates

[plain lily]

[lilac forge]

22?

[rich estuary]

Yessss?

[plain lily]

I am

[noble plover]

oh no

[rich estuary]

… nooo

[rocky fern]

which would cause disaster at the Pacific

[thick fossil]

As I'm aware, I was just wondering about the aquatic repercussions

Hawaii would be doomed

[lilac forge]

45?

[noble plover]

ice caps?

MELTING

[plain lily]

Probably a tsunami def

[noble plover]

titanic

[rich estuary]

the opposite direction jeez

[rocky fern]

you're talking multi tsunami level catastrophies

[lilac forge]

35?

[warped flame]

Is yellowstone the one thats would be powerful enough to cause enough ash to block out the sun?

[plain lily]

25

[rich estuary]

no younger. Not even 20

[plain lily]

Pompeii all over again

[noble plover]

imagine an asteroid was on the way what would you do?

[thick fossil]

It could definitely cause a volcanic winter I'd presume

[lilac forge]

19 ezzz

[rocky fern]

it's the one where if it erupts life in the entirety of the United States and Canada would be impossible

[noble plover]

play 2042?

[rich estuary]

yeppy

[plain lily]

There have been several that passed near by

[rocky fern]

Latin America mostly screwed too

[noble plover]

scary

[lilac forge]

Mommy? Sorry mommy? Sorry

[rich estuary]

It took you like. 37014737294747474730101000191871 guesses

[lilac forge]

😂

[noble plover]

Ima build a BUNKEr

[rich estuary]

WHAT?

I’m no one’s mommy!

[lilac forge]

Huh?

[rich estuary]

[plain lily]

I guess you're a mommy now stacy

[noble plover]

bunker under the ocean?

[rich estuary]

NOOOOOOOO

[unkempt basin]

I have dank too much

[lilac forge]

WOOOOO

[unkempt basin]

Drank

[rocky fern]

it would be more or less a certainty

[rich estuary]

[noble plover]

who wants to go to argintena?

[plain lily]

Not mine tho

[lilac forge]

@rich estuary MOMMY

[rich estuary]

Not ready for that shit

[rocky fern]

Yellowstone erupting would block out the sun for the US and europe

[noble plover]

wtf

[rich estuary]

AH

[rocky fern]

predictions are for around 5 years

[noble plover]

canada would be safe

[lilac forge]

Lol ok let me stop lol

[noble plover]

we have the best spots

[thick fossil]

5 years? Wow.

[noble plover]

on earth

[rocky fern]

Canada would be screwed lol

[noble plover]

HIGH UP

wait whut

helllllllllllll no

[lilac forge]

HAHA

[noble plover]

IM MOVING

[lilac forge]

Canada fucked bro

[rocky fern]

it borders near Yellowstone that's exactly where you don't want to be

[warped flame]

Yellowstone seems relatively tame atm. Obviously that could change but what about that san andreas fault. Thats a timebomb

[noble plover]

to mars

[plain lily]

Canada is literally attached to the US you're fucked

[noble plover]

IM GOING TO MARS

in 2030~

WITH ELON

[lilac forge]

ALL OF US BRO

[noble plover]

MUSK

[unkempt basin]

Doubt some people notice with some bedroom dwellers online

[noble plover]

whos coming?

in 2030 to mars?

play BF on mars hell ya

[rich estuary]

@lilac forge negative KD I bet

[plain lily]

Terabyte internet speeds

[rocky fern]

most of the central US would be destroyed in a matter of hours if Yellowstone erupted, not that anything matters at that point anyways because you're talking existential human catastrophe

[noble plover]

hell ya

[lilac forge]

What

[noble plover]

theres another earth btw

not too far

[lilac forge]

Yeah your mother

[noble plover]

just ouside our galaxy

[lilac forge]

HAH

[rich estuary]

[noble plover]

WTF

BRUH

[rich estuary]

Nothing

Just trying to mess

[noble plover]

NOBODY TALK ABOUT MY MOMMA

[plain lily]

Imagine gaming on thag

[noble plover]

fast

[thick fossil]

Now, I may be speculating off of my memory, as It's been a long long time since I have studied Yellowstone for school, but isn't it 60 thousand or so years overdue? I know it's erupted 7 or so times over the course of the planet's history, is why I'm asking

[rich estuary]

[noble plover]

we all would die

rich are prepard

[rocky fern]

the timelines have been rescheduled a bunch but yeah it's long overdue

[thick fossil]

From its estimated eruption time anyway

[noble plover]

thry all got bunkers

im going to berlin to a ww2 bunker

[rocky fern]

some say it's dormant because it's so overdue, but you can never be too careful with Yellowstone

[rich estuary]

You’re a doomsday guy aren’t you

[rocky fern]

I am not tyvm

[rich estuary]

[noble plover]

WE NEED BUNKERS

[rich estuary]

But

[warped flame]

We need to build a big straw and drink all the lava. Then it won’t hurt us

Big brain

[noble plover]

hell ya

just like soup

or use lava for power maybe?

[plain lily]

Send all the lava to bikini bottom

[rocky fern]

I'm aware of seismic level hypothetical situations which could end the planet however I don't fear death

[rich estuary]

Now it’s Yellowstone. I had to ask my mom it’s a volcano or something. First a supernova. Then the ocean raising. Then. Yellowstone

[noble plover]

turn it into electricty

[rich estuary]

[noble plover]

have we tried lava for power?

it would work

[rich estuary]

The world will end before I get to do some stuff

[solar mural]

And I’m back 😄

[unkempt basin]

Hi

[plain lily]

Geothermal energy

[solar mural]

2042 is so fucking fun 😄

[noble plover]

like what?

[rocky fern]

geothermal it's already done

has been done for years

[noble plover]

but extracting lava from yellowstone

and using it

svae us all

[rocky fern]

no lava isn't extracted lol

[noble plover]

easy peasy

[unkempt basin]

Doesn't worknlike that

[noble plover]

it can BE

I WILL

[unkempt basin]

No

[rocky fern]

that's impossible lava cools far too quickly

[plain lily]

Just push the lava into Beverly hills

[noble plover]

I will make it happen

[solar mural]

Erm...

[rocky fern]

once you extract it it will instantly cool to magma

[noble plover]

or off planet

[vestal drift]

yo guys

[noble plover]

use a slingshot

shoot it off

[vestal drift]

is it even possible to win 2042 breakthrough while attacking?

[plain lily]

Yes

[noble plover]

or a big straw to push it off earth

[rocky fern]

[plain lily]

Just get better teammates

[vestal drift]

every time i defend i win, every time i attack i lose

[rich estuary]

DO IT

[noble plover]

we need a space elevator

[plain lily]

Define "stuff"

[noble plover]

IMAGIME A BF MAP SPACE ELIVATOR

[warped flame]

We can extract it and mold it into expensive obsidian tables and countertops. We will be RICH I tell you

[noble plover]

sick

[solar mural]

I just got close on Manifest lol

[unkempt basin]

Rom

[rich estuary]

Hm. I got a list so

[noble plover]

i wanna be rich

[unkempt basin]

Can I tell you something funny

[vestal drift]

"close"

[noble plover]

ok

what is it

[plain lily]

Here I thought you were gonna say "drink alcohol"

[solar mural]

Last sector. D sector.

[noble plover]

not funny

[rich estuary]

Ew. I won’t ever drink lol

No thanks

[rocky fern]

I can give you 40 other end examples aswell

[noble plover]

ill eat candy

[rich estuary]

Boba sure

[solar mural]

Tbh the games still new. Expect a lotta people not knowing where to go or what to do 😋

[rocky fern]

but they're just hypotheticals

[rich estuary]

[noble plover]

pizza anyone?

[rich estuary]

Deco doomsday person. Told you

[unkempt basin]

Rom, I'm like an unofficial dad to 3 people (excluding bats, that's a different type of daddy)

😸

[rocky fern]

actually far from it

the statistics are slim to none for them in just aware of their potential

[unkempt basin]

Apparently I'm boomer enough to be a dad and I give off dad vibes

[rich estuary]

Dooms

[rich estuary]

Day

[rich estuary]

Person

[unkempt basin]

Idk if I should be insulted or what

[solar mural]

Bitch you know damn well bats don’t call you daddy. XD

[unkempt basin]

Bet

[noble plover]

wtf

[solar mural]

Other way around x3

[rich estuary]

[unkempt basin]

One second rom

[quaint herald]

What?

[noble plover]

wtff

[rich estuary]

Bats

LOL

[rocky fern]

dw young person you'll get there one day

[plain lily]

As I drink rn

[rich estuary]

He has bats crawling on him

[noble plover]

nasty sfk

[rich estuary]

[quaint herald]

I'm trying to eat and i see that

[plain lily]

Way is daddy?

[rich estuary]

ITS BAD FOR YOU THO

[solar mural]

Not my most memorable moment... cough

[quaint herald]

god no

[solar mural]

XD

[rich estuary]

[noble plover]

WE ALL JOIN VC

no

[rocky fern]

no

[noble plover]

nope

[thick fossil]

Well, now that the chat has been stricken with existential crisis, how about hunting? Anyone do muzzleloading?

[plain lily]

I also get high from edibles but my job keeps me very active so it works out

[rich estuary]

I’d play 2042 with my gf. But. It’s almost midnight.

[plain lily]

10:46pm

[rocky fern]

that's how you create existential nihilism

[solar mural]

No excuses. You boost them numbers lol

[noble plover]

its only 5pm

[rich estuary]

NEIN

I must get beauty sleep

[solar mural]

JAWOHL!

Pfffft

Yeah ok

[noble plover]

bruh

[rich estuary]

[solar mural]

Get back to the battlefield other me.

Make me’s proud.

[rich estuary]

WHAT

[rich estuary]

WHAT WHAT

[rich estuary]

[noble plover]

tf

[rich estuary]

You wish

[solar mural]

3 pings in 5 seconds...

Good lord

[slow basin]

jeeze, i keep joining matches that are at the end

[noble plover]

thats ok

[rich estuary]

Drink. And edibles huh

[solar mural]

That’s cause salty folk leave. XD

[plain lily]

@quaint herald I forget if I posted this

@solar mural guess you're also a Stacy

[slow basin]

lolololllllllllll

[unkempt basin]

She's called me daddy 995 times rom

On text

[noble plover]

wtf

[rich estuary]

I think they’re a imposter

[solar mural]

Yes actually lol

[rich estuary]

[unkempt basin]

:smile_cat:

[violet belfry]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/771119571175473205/796958172626944030/hi.mp4

[rocky fern]

wtf am I reading

weirdos

[noble plover]

tf

[solar mural]

Erm... you’re younger than me. YOU’RE the imposter Stacy. Lol

[rich estuary]

[noble plover]

yall need a AMaeN

AMEN

[slow basin]

a man

[unkempt basin]

Rom

[crude crag]

ok who brought the mormon

[solar mural]

Yo

[violet belfry]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/771119571175473205/796958172626944030/hi.mp4

[noble plover]

tf

[rich estuary]

Stacy is jealous of my Stacyness

Wait

It’s like that one movie

Uh

[unkempt basin]

Are you catching another case

[noble plover]

tf did i click

[solar mural]

I will beat the Stacy out of you lol

[plain lily]

What about Stacy's mom

[solar mural]

Parent trap?

[rich estuary]

NOOOOOOO

[slow basin]

my computa is virus

[noble plover]

oh

[rich estuary]

YEAH that one

Dang we think alike

[solar mural]

Wanna switch?

[noble plover]

you are a virus

[solar mural]

You take my cat. I take your GF?

[rich estuary]

Nope. No. Never. No.

[solar mural]

XD

[slow basin]

humanity is a virus :.)

[rich estuary]

NOOOOOOOOOO

[noble plover]

true

[solar mural]

Eh?

[rich estuary]

Stacy is rude

[rich estuary]

Bully

[slow basin]

(matrix)

[quaint herald]

https://twitter.com/OutofContextEEE/status/1459734770628235264

Out of Context Ed, Edd n Eddy (@OutofContextEEE)

https://t.co/3hrfSIGSlk

Retweets

224

Likes

702

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Twitter · Nov 14, 2021, 4:07 AM

[solar mural]

Oh you don’t know the half of it.

[rich estuary]

Hey it’s Kirby

[solar mural]

Ask Kai lol

[rich estuary]

[noble plover]

I MISS MY GIRLFRIEND

AHAH

[plain lily]

Too late Stacy, Stacy has already taken Stacy's cat and Stacy took Stacy's GF

[unkempt basin]

Rom abuses me 24/7

[rich estuary]

I have a kitty. But. She’s a bitch she hasn’t been home in like five months

[slow basin]

i love ed edd and eddy

[rich estuary]

I didn’ttttttt

[slow basin]

good childhoon mems

[rocky fern]

I'm losing neurons in my brain reading this chat you all have fun with whatever this is

[solar mural]

I did

[noble plover]

i need more neurons tbh

[rich estuary]

You wish you could have her

She’s mine!

[noble plover]

any spare any?

anyone

[plain lily]

I've 4 cats in my room rn

[slow basin]

my roommate has 4 cats >.>

[rich estuary]

[solar mural]

Ed, edd and eddy was the show on Cartoon Network next to classic Ben 10 and classic Teen Titans

[noble plover]

bedtome

[slow basin]

3 tuxedos and one brown/white

[noble plover]

time

[unkempt basin]

Ed, edd and eddy is over rated

Count duckula 💪

[carmine carbon]

❤️‍🔥

[solar mural]

Damn straight lol

[solar mural]

Who?

[unkempt basin]

Rom...

[robust hamlet]

🧐

[unkempt basin]

It's abiut a vampire duck who they tried to resurrect from the dead but they got the resurrection wrong and he is brang back to life as a vegan vampire duck

[solar mural]

....

[unkempt basin]

It's stupid and funny

[noble plover]

see ya

[solar mural]

Sounds like something that got 21’d

[noble plover]

dont wanna be ya

[unkempt basin]

21d?

[solar mural]

Yes. 2021’d

[unkempt basin]

Uhm

Idk what you mean

Remade?

[noble plover]

um

[unkempt basin]

It's still the same shit from like 1990 something

1980

[noble plover]

tf

[unkempt basin]

Idk

Wait untill you've watched banana man

😸

[plain lily]

@rich estuary

[noble plover]

on youre phone tf

[rich estuary]

They’re so CUTE OMG

[plain lily]

From top to bottom its: coconut, dani, loki, bean

[unkempt basin]

Is that sailor moon

[noble plover]

cats big

[plain lily]

Bean is a unit

[noble plover]

must eat a bag a day

jk

[swift fern]

Joemama

[noble plover]

tf

more like yo moma @swift fern

👀

[swift fern]

I only said the first thing that came to my mand

Mind*

[noble plover]

lol

chat is dead

[swift fern]

My brain hurts

[noble plover]

need some surgury?

[swift fern]

I need a bullet

[noble plover]

TF

dont ask me to do that

[noble plover]

bruh

[swift fern]

epic

[noble plover]

hacks

[swift fern]

Do It

[noble plover]

nope

[swift fern]

I want to play Battlefield 1

But i don't have gold

[noble plover]

I WANT BATTLEFIELD 2042!

[swift fern]

Me too

But

[noble plover]

ps5 anyone for 2042

[swift fern]

I live in latin america

[noble plover]

ohh

[swift fern]

I fucking hate it

Kill me

[noble plover]

lmao

[plain lily]

https://tenor.com/view/i-dont-hack-i-alter-fly-run-gif-17473512

[noble plover]

oh

[noble plover]

wtf

[plain lily]

Yes ash

[noble plover]

who wants to watch paw patrol

[plain lily]

[noble plover]

[mortal arrow]

I'll watch it

[noble plover]

ok

[swift fern]

I want to see the Backyardigans

[noble plover]

watch finch

its good

[swift fern]

No

Backyardigans

[noble plover]

NOW

FINCH!

[swift fern]

Backyardigans

[noble plover]

sounds awful

[plain lily]

Watch the matrix

[noble plover]

watch titanic

[swift fern]

B A C K Y A R D I G A N S

[noble plover]

too lazy

my ear hurts

[swift fern]

I cutted my cock

[noble plover]

bruh

wtf

hell no

[swift fern]

It hurts

Hepme

[noble plover]

HELL NAW

[lilac forge]

The art style changed from when I last remember

[noble plover]

oh

[plain lily]

Watch monty python

And the holy grail

[unkempt basin]

Yes

[noble plover]

saw em

[unkempt basin]

Do that

[lilac forge]

Do it

[unkempt basin]

It's fucking amazing

[lilac forge]

Yes

[noble plover]

Mars is good

[swift fern]

Peppa pig

[noble plover]

bob the builder we can't fix shit

[swift fern]

Peppa pig commited war crimes while evading taxes

[unkempt basin]

Drunk again

😎

[noble plover]

who

you

[swift fern]

In Vietnam

[unkempt basin]

Me

[noble plover]

lightweight

how many 2?

[unkempt basin]

I drank a whole bottle in like

Idek

[noble plover]

tf

that liver

[unkempt basin]

Less than an hour

[noble plover]

doe

[unkempt basin]

😸

[noble plover]

gunna HATE YOU

[unkempt basin]

Probably

[noble plover]

vodka?

[unkempt basin]

Pfft

No

[noble plover]

rum

[unkempt basin]

I'm saving the vodka

[noble plover]

wine?

I want same sour patch kids right now

[unkempt basin]

Irish wisky

[noble plover]

i dont drink

[unkempt basin]

Whisky

[noble plover]

did you know

my lunge collapsed at age 20

crazy eh?

[unkempt basin]

My lungs aren't too good

I was in a house fire a few years ago

[noble plover]

said because im tall and skinny

oh no

[unkempt basin]

Plastic is not good when burning

[noble plover]

thats scary

hell no

melts on YOU

[unkempt basin]

I had to get my dog outside

[noble plover]

you get burned?

[swift fern]

I reunited the URSS

[unkempt basin]

My dogs fine so it all worked

No I didn't

[swift fern]

With Barney

[noble plover]

thats good

[unkempt basin]

Just the smoke

[noble plover]

I wold be scared to see myself burnt

[jaunty lake]

[unkempt basin]

I probably could have been

[noble plover]

scary

[unkempt basin]

But I love my dog

[swift fern]

I think that thing on the table wasnt sugar

[noble plover]

my girlfriend loves animals

[unkempt basin]

Same

[noble plover]

she wants to help them

[unkempt basin]

Same

Mine wants to be a vet

[lilac forge]

can anyone play conquest

[noble plover]

mine wants to be aniamlt echnolgy thingy

like help get things ready

[lilac forge]

in bf 1

[noble plover]

wtf bf1

old

game

[swift fern]

I don't have girlfriend

[noble plover]

missing out man

[lilac forge]

but it is best game in bf franchise

[unkempt basin]

No

[noble plover]

true

[swift fern]

Yes

[unkempt basin]

Best Battlefield game is hardline

[noble plover]

TF

WAIT NO

[swift fern]

I have Battlefield Hardline

[noble plover]

BF0

[unkempt basin]

I'm sorry but the melee is just OP af

[lilac forge]

can anyone help me

[swift fern]

Its not that bad

[noble plover]

i cnst

cant

[unkempt basin]

Hardline melee is the best imo

[lilac forge]

y

[noble plover]

too lazy

what is say?

[swift fern]

Fuck yes

[noble plover]

@lilac forge

[lilac forge]

what

[noble plover]

why cant you play

[lilac forge]

i think its a glitch

[noble plover]

restart game

BF5 was good

BUT

they stopped working on it!

[lilac forge]

i restarted

[noble plover]

no NAVEL SMH

[lilac forge]

but it shows no server found

[noble plover]

maybe noone is playing

[lilac forge]

no

[noble plover]

yes

[lilac forge]

all maps and modes showing it except rush

[noble plover]

rush hell no

only conquest

is fun

[lilac forge]

yea

[noble plover]

fact

[lilac forge]

thats the point

[noble plover]

welp

[lilac forge]

which i cant play

[noble plover]

darn

[meager peak]

The early access was definitely less buggy than the beta. Good job EA

[noble plover]

TRUe

[lilac forge]

and i am crying since yesterday

[noble plover]

wtf

crying?

[lilac forge]

yea

[unkempt basin]

Hardline melee

[noble plover]

fr

[lilac forge]

https://tenor.com/view/baby-crying-baby-crying-gif-5943733

[noble plover]

BUGGOTI

song

tired

[regal viper]

What battfield this server has

[unkempt basin]

All

[regal viper]

Is this only meant for 4?

[noble plover]

tf shin

[regal viper]

Oh okay

[lilac forge]

is there any game fixer or helper in this server

[noble plover]

you good?

maybe

[regal viper]

Which game do people play the most

[mortal arrow]

no

[noble plover]

can someone get me 2042 please

[unkempt basin]

Roblox

[mortal arrow]

use EA support

[noble plover]

ill do ANYTHING

FOR IT

[regal viper]

I want to play with other people here just don’t know if they play the same battle field I’m playing

[mortal arrow]

then give me 60 bucks and ill buy it for you

[noble plover]

BRUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[unkempt basin]

[lilac forge]

Yo I'm back

[noble plover]

I have $2.68 in my bank :((

smh

[noble plover]

Ill give you my PS5

I DO

!!!!!

IM DESERATE!

[solar mural]

Fucking... genius. XD

[unkempt basin]

I'll give you my bathwater

[mortal arrow]

how you gonna play the game if you give away your console

[noble plover]

idek tbh

id jump out a window for it

jk

[unkempt basin]

I would

Ground floor window...

[noble plover]

ya

easy

[unkempt basin]

I can do first floor

But

[noble plover]

bruh

[mortal arrow]

yeah just get a job

[unkempt basin]

My leg is already fucked rn

[noble plover]

I have tried but turned down everything smh

[unkempt basin]

Onlyfans 😎

[noble plover]

its hard to get a job n canada rn

I NEED

[modern mesa]

As a bf veteran, since bf2 Im playin. Sorry but I cant enjoy this game just like the rest. Idk why but its how I feel

[noble plover]

spare $122? 👀

[mortal arrow]

thats cool and all but begging is against the rules of the server

so stop

[modern mesa]

And this is against the rules too.

[noble plover]

well i will stop i guess.

[modern mesa]

It doesnt feel Battlefield anymore for me. It just doesnt. Am I gonna play it tho? Yea. Enjoy it like the other titles? Nah

[sinful sphinx]

any fix for 100 percent cpu usage issue along with fps in the shitter

[noble plover]

guess ill leave :((

[mortal arrow]

its definitely a BF game, just not a great one

[noble plover]

never to see me AGAIN

[mortal arrow]

good, you can leave now

[noble plover]

I'm kidding.

[ashen depot]

maps are too big for conquest, and AR's are just fucked not even usable for mid/long range

[mortal arrow]

pp29 is the best long range weapon

[unkempt basin]

[ashen depot]

yea

[noble plover]

theres someone being NICE

thank you tho @lilac forge

[modern mesa]

https://tenor.com/view/get-real-damian-gif-damian-jackson-battlefield-v-battlefield-gif-21953260

[mortal arrow]

not buying someone a AAA game isnt being mean

its normal

[ashen depot]

but i saw tweet that they are working on fix for AR's maybe by 19th they feel better

[noble plover]

I know

[modern mesa]

Wowowow. Hold up

[noble plover]

there isnt many nice people these DAYS

[ashen depot]

yea

[modern mesa]

Huh. Payin 100 bucks for someone I dont even know. Yea Im a bad person

[noble plover]

@modern mesa some people do:

[mortal arrow]

its probably best to ignore the kid

[ashen depot]

philosophy in it is amazing

[modern mesa]

ok, find them then

[noble plover]

I will

someday

just not today.

[modern mesa]

Dont beg for money which is illegal here. Idk work a bit. Do some stuff to EARN money

[lilac forge]

i mean simps would pay

[noble plover]

I didnt beg I asked

[modern mesa]

Gm oggieboggie

[noble plover]

its okay

Ill just have to wait all good man

appreciate it though @lilac forge

[mortal arrow]

do not feed the beggars

[modern mesa]

Annndd here comes the drama

[surreal meteor]

My 4th match in BF 2042 and I’ve already dropped my first 30 bomb, mid af tbh I could do better

[noble plover]

nice

[ashen depot]

sup

[mortal arrow]

just wait till you unlock the pp, that 30 will turn into a 50 real quick

[ashen depot]

into what

[modern mesa]

Alright let me help ya. Imma find the best answer to u. Are u capable of working in part-time jobs? Do it.

[surreal meteor]

Hehe, pp

[ashen depot]

finished it on normal than few months later i playd it on hardest

[mortal arrow]

the pp is just the best gun

it beats all the ARs

[ashen depot]

1shot dead shit

[surreal meteor]

What level is it unlocked at I’m lvl 9 rn

[mortal arrow]

like 18 i think

maybe 19

[surreal meteor]

Dam

[mortal arrow]

upper teens

[noble plover]

@modern mesa I applied for over 50 places and 1 Interview and rest turned down so ya having a easy time.

[ashen depot]

all endings ofc

2b ofc

[noble plover]

not as easy here In canada rn

[ashen depot]

9s is boring until u get to the point whan he gats mad