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people having fun on roblox
i wanted to see where it went
i thought that was a place to trolling
it’s a shithole how
Thag game turned into a shithole
sweaty hell
Fr those orphans sweating on a lego shooter
they added gyrojets which are kinda neat but that’s it
oh
i also used to love the bfg short barrel
Bfg has short barrel?
it turned it into a shitty cqc gun that was fun enough to make up for the awful factor
yeah, carbine barrel
dogshit gun but it one shots and pisses people off
iirc
I had almost 20k on g36 i think
…wow
It was a fun game
simultaneously impressive and saddening
i used to play a game called plane crazy a ton
semi-realistic physics, it was a gateway drug to my 500 hours on kerbal space program
Nice
the planes completely violated the law of inertia and drag was basically no factor
which is why i say semi-realistic
you could travel at mach 10 or whatever and make any change in trajectory and you’d be traveling that way
just like that
“completely invert a plane going at 99.5% of the speed of light? no problem, nothing about your velocity has changed”


yes agreed

I was about to spam the image 10 times but we know how that'll end 
insta mute
:insanitrol: is the best emoji conceivable but it’s not in this server
xD
its easy
create ur own server save the image as JPG and upload it to ur own server
My droid is wearing megumin hat
and then u can use it anywhere
He killed megumin
but i think u must have nitro 2 do that
i don’t have nitro
yeah 😦
again, saving up for a laser 4.7 sailboat
need 2.3k dollars more
i dnt undestand sailboat?
I got flu vaccine on my left arm AND i have a wound on my right arm so i cant face sideways to sleep
OUCH
that sucks
yikes
sprained my thumb ligament recently
we were playing football in PE and some asshole jock hucked the ball into my hand at like 50 mph
and it bent back my thumb 30 degrees or so
i should clarify american football
u should be playing football instead
i told the kid to “eat my steaming shit” then got sent down to the nurse
worth
can’t stick my hand under my pillow for head support though
so it’s like that only not as bad
the worst bit is that i can’t aim right
helo chat
hello tunde 😄
pretty good
slept well tunde?
ye
Daily dose of rdr2 part 8
i had pinkertons in my dreams 
rolling block rifle 🤤
always preferred bolt action though
my loadout was: bolt action rifle, two of whatever those semi-automatic handguns were, pump shotty, and carcano
so how close are u to finishing RD2 spooky?
i legit put this as my wallpaper
got a long way
im in chapter 3
just finished robbing a bank in valentine
with bill,lenny and karen

Is that the windows 8
it was there for like 1-2 months

Is 8.1 bad like 8
is windows 11 any good
Windows 11 is terrible
is there any way to stop my computer from updating to it then
also what’s bad about it
this used to be my wallpaper 
Everything
You have to click like 10 times to change the name of a file
Thats a nice one
okay, then how do i stop my computer from updating
its been there like that for 8 years 
Switch it to something in relation to DS1
im joking xD
It doesnt automatically update to w11 i think
oh, thank god
do you think they’re ever gonna fix their shit os
NO
well then u wont be able to play games
on my fucken grave
huge tradeoff man
Steam os can play csgo i think
||Activate Windows||
Csgo is all i need.

alright man 😄
i hope it changes so u could play games with Linux over the next few years
then ill 100% switch over
this shit is a fever dream

AY

There is people who enjoy watching it
are u one of those people?
No
You knew what this was the second you stepped foot in DMs
@edgy steppe
It’s mine now >:3
i love how i ping this bot and hes not in the server anymore

He Alt+F4
Downloaded that boat game
Time to open it up actually

Suffering starts now
what boat game
World of warships
Legends or PC?
Legends
Nice
waiting for a sailing sim to be released on vr
Seal clubbing at low tiers x3
is there a b5 discord server?
like, a realistic one where you can’t sail directly into the wind
Good night beautiful people
gn rosen
Goodnight beautifulest person
sot doesn’t have realistic sailing 🥱
gnight rose

Shush
you can’t sail directly into the wind
Watch me cowboy
have fun when the boom swings around and gives you a concussion
i’d know, almost happened to me once

Yes
Wait
I don't know anything
I’m sorry what?
How’d you get Konigsberg?
Wait
There’s a pack for newbies isn’t there?
Xbox gamepass ultimate perks
Yep. Konigsberg and G-101 x3
Well that starts ya off
And damn. Yer Xbox. Was gonna suggest we hook up
Ah well. Let’s see
I mean. First battle? And it’s in AI
Take out Albany for a spin. Nothin wrong with that
Just.. don’t pick up any bad habits while in AI mode. 😅😂
I am the king of bad habits

Alright well
Rule number 1:
Try not to sail broadside when engaged with the enemy. XD
Broadside is right side?
broadside is when you present your wide side
sailing head on is better i think? i just know boating terms
Bow tanking is ideal yes
However you’ll only be able to do that in most battleships and some cruisers
Closest to boats i had was like a mil sim for pirates in sea of thieves
yeah if you have any trouble google the terms
i know port & starboard better than left & right so you can always ask me too
Alright. @unkempt basin This is an extreme example (and in an AI battle) but here
What. Not. To. Do.
Port is left. Starboard is right. Broadside is your entire side. So think of it like that biiiiig flat part between your bow and your stern.
wouldn’t that be better for offense because you can use your rear guns too
i’ve never played wow so
Not all ships can brawl, due to either speed, rudder shift speed, turn radius or turret traverse speed.
what’s a gurret
Now with that said, if you want to go turret for turret, Hull to Hull? Ze German Schlachtschiffs are the way to go
i sail, i don’t know all the warship terminology
ohhh
classes > specialist
i was thinking that was something i’d never heard of
this is the general chat for mostly other things
thank you
I'm trying to find a milsim for bf4
A chauchat enjoyer I hope you like lousy WW1 weapons and also gn
Eh?
Lol
Same with your starter. Aka Albany
I mean
They’re tier 1’s Kai lol
Except for Charleston

No
But if you die in battle
Or leave in the middle of battle
That ship won’t be available until that battle ends
Oofers
God. I’ve got over 180 ships. Could you fucking imagine? Lol

Kai
Yes rom
I went through my WoWsL media library on my PS5. 46 gigs big. Seeesh I gotta clean this thing up
Anyway I found a couple examples of what not to do and am uploading them. This is the first
why not com?
Com?
yes
Com what?
I love tea
Lol. I said Albany was fine for your first one
Start out low before you take out your Konigsberg
The higher the tier the higher the pain. 

We don’t talk about them outside of DMs
I’m kidding. XD
Azure Lane commanders
And Arpeggio of Blue Steel Commanders
AL will be a recurring theme
Same with transformers... it seems...
Example of transformers and AL
Also. I suggest controller preset #5 @unkempt basin
And national voice over
And battle music off. Can’t stand that shit ;-;
A mix of Indiana Jones, an 80’s action movie and Jaws
K
So how was it?

XD
Decent, I thought I'd get stomped by AI
God
I came second
I’m sorry

???
We played the tentacle hentai dlc in borderlands 3
You had a PS4?
I still do but I don't use it
Yeah
I end up reversing thinking i stopped

Almost crashed into some random ship
So, coming up you’ll have free range. Here comes the exciting part: What line do you want to go down and what path?
That’s why I said preset 5. x3
So your buttons control ship propulsion and your stick for steering

Only time I’ve ever wanted to stream snipe someone.
So what about collision prevention 
She plays a lot of A-A-A-APEX 🤢🤢 LEGEN-🤮🤮🤮🤮
That just means your ship goes on autopilot if you’re about to crash in to an island
I’d keep it off
Sometimes the best way to stop is to throw it in reverse and hit an island
Wat
I broke my wrist a few years ago and the bone didn't set properly
Only way to fix it is by braking it but that could make it worse

Eh. Risk it for the biscuit
I don't want to, I can't carrying anything as it is
My luck is it'll get worse
So just use the albany for now?
Until you get the hang of things
Couple more battles
Besides
Think you’re still in training mode.
Yeah
No sadly
It’s something they’re workin on
Hell within the last year they just made it crossplatform lol
Ah there’s nothing sweeter than blapping a broadside cruiser with AP. XD
Ya win some ya lose some 🤷♂️
Your AA
So when you’re in port, if you press ship options and scroll to stats you can see the breakdown of your ship
Same with armor
You’re new! XD
You think I started off as a god?
Nooo I had to work my way
Even then, I still make mistakes
After 3.3k battles in standard
There was an AI in an akward angle and i couldnt do anything but get battered
Yeah. That’s called kiting
You’ll get used to that
Just aim higher then where they are or where they will be
My torpedoes and main cannons eas useless
Also, learn when to retreat. Nothing wrong with that
Destroyer?
Konigsberg
Well. Besides needing to upgrade her
You can add commanders to boost your ships performance
Great. I hate it
I tried explaining how people will act
She doesn't care, she said it was cause she was fat then i felt bad

Topic change 

How old is that waifu
Doesn't look old enough to be a waifu
Hell if I know, or care. I only got her for her skills
lmaoo
I unlocked standard battles
cool
All i did was get stomped by AI
https://media.tenor.com/images/01c7da24d3cf873a7766da1d5df776c9/tenor.gif

Azur lane official 
Yep
Are you charging in? XD
🥠
Hm

Pay attention to the map lol
And don’t forget to use your plane. Can help spot ships
I have a plane?
I believe so. On Konigsberg
It has sonar
Which is great*
German sonar is one of the best in game
Especially when dealing with pesky destroyers ;-;
You can see it’s max range through the Loadout screen
Yeah

Ppfft
Im just chilling rn
Everyone fighting so I'm defending
In the top there is ship icons
Some have 2 lines
Whats that mean
Ship class
2’s are battleships, 1’s are cruisers, triangles are destroyers and boxes with a top are carriers
If you press your... shit it’s the touchpad for us.. uh..
The little square icons on your controller?
Yeah
It’ll show you what each is worth
Ugggggggh hang on lemme grab my Xbox controller
Yeah
ur pfp is wholesome lol
Who's
oh shit
That’s what we call his girlfriend 
interesting
😂😂
🤣
Santa is on the cola cans now
Nice of them to assume everyone believes in Santa
Eh? XD
Don't have to believe in him, he's still real 
Oh yeah. Get ready for the Christmas port. One word: Wholesome
Well, it’s gonna be Halloween for us tomorrow, I can’t wait to go out again
Don’t get killed
Silver enemy
Bully
gamering
if it makes you feel any better sometimes i look for my glasses while wearing them
I spent 5 minutes yesterday looking for my phone while using it's flashlight
I get so tired i do stupid stuff
Lol
👹
I got to say konigsberg
Hm?
I end up saying koenigsegg
New campaign lvl*
Literally aimbot 
Yeah no... that’s aimbot...
it isnt
You instantly snap to a plane flying high above ya and overhead/behind you, fire a single shot yet hit it?
theres this thing called luck and odds
You didn’t even see the plane :/
Listen here. You ain’t a bat. XD
i wouldnt be posting it here if it was aimbot
People do stupid things all the time 🤷♂️

bruh whatever nobody cares
🤷♂️
Well. When you get to rank 100 on the campaign, go for Friesland.
That’s what I got
1.4 second reload lol
Campaign ends next week
And I think the missions this time around reset every week
You could buy your way
Not possible for me then
But that’s like... 70 bucks?
Yep lol
I mean
For it being your first time
I’d advised against buying a Tier 7 premium right off the bat.
Idek if I'll stay playing it

But it's fun so maybe
And it's not Battlefield so it's refreshing
And equally frustrating.
Yes. XD
Trust me
Wait till you got a few tier 4’s
Cause the missions are T4 plus
Hard mode missions are T5/6+
Grant more tho
It’s a fucked up reverse psychology thing with this game
Harder it is, easier you’ll learn
I mean, I’m not a PC guy but that don’t look normal.
God cooled
Forget everything let's go headfirst
Batman games are easy as shit
Noooo! XD
Ima take a break tho
That’s how you get deleted
Type of game world of warships is I'd get burnt out easily
Hades
You’ll get over that too
Tell him to go thirst elsewhere lol

Here’s his problem. His hands were here. 🤚 and his head was heeeeeeeere 😀
How most fights are
One guy hangs back the other just goes in and gets dropped usually
That reminds me someone tried to smash a glass bottle off of someone's head but it didn't break and just made a bonk noise
XD
Yes I do 
I got a ship that’s about ten Konigsbergs in one
You should be able to see it. In the bureau section when you log on. Großer Kurfürst
That's a huge target
Azure Lane
Usually in the spring
But you need to build up your navy
Did you look at the tech tree to see which T7 interests you the most?
hello chat
The chat doesn't speak
rip
Chat is dead
Lol
Just like me Inside
alive when
Wack
Wack
Lol
Up to 48 now
Wack
interesting
@lilac forge
48 what?
Wack
48 kids in his basement
Yeah no
yes
yes
ikr
Troll, kinda cringe.
idk
Costs money
its just a meme going around
Poor excuse
plus its not worth the money
what is one benefit u get from nitro tho
The word “worth” itself is based on perception. IE: Everyone’s is different.
It's worth it, i just don't need anymore subscriptions atm 
For PC user's alot
yea but it last for only a certain about of time
Eh?
that is how a subscription works, yes
Oh
clone wars
nice
same
Haven't watched bad batch yet
do it

Mandalorian S3
mando is eh, im excited for boba fett tho
same
I need to rewatch mando
I watched most of it drunk 
I saw some cosplay of Mandolorian and it was pretty good
just wish they put a bit more effort into the practical effects, kinda took me out of it
or maybe SFX*
drunk is fun 
talking about movies and stuff
yall seen Dune?
Ye. Good movie.

YES
Cliff hanger had me piiiiiiissed
I was like AHHHH I WAS SO CLOSE
read the books 👌
No spoilers here. I hate em
Dune?
I need to
From fortnite!?
I read all the books lol
I don't trust someone not to jump in and say "remember when X happened?" 
👌👌👌👌
Good point lol
Remember when z happened
also, my dad told me all about the books, they're on my list if i start reading again
remember when someone did dis thing and this person did dis thing
Shall I execute him, sire?
sire
Alright you heard him. Come here Kai.
We can either do it here or in DMs, don’t really matter to me. Either way, someone’s getting executed.
public execution
is Dune on any streaming services or 100% theatres
I think its on Netflix idk
No Netflix. Not yet. 3 months for Netflix
droids 
On HBO and movies only rn
rip
also, good to hear, I'll watch it after I finish Mr Robot
bruh droids have some sadboi hours
im starting to see why ppl call my pfp edgy
I don't see any edges
I won a challenge in a rdr2 server so I used it and ppl hate it
best show finale ever
Omg yes
indeed
Victory and Death
the final scenes were incredible and heartbreaking
“do we take prisoners?”

bruh Thorns death in Clone Wars was nothing but a heros death, change my mind
Literal spoiler
was that the coruscant guard?
rip
believe so
I need to rewatch clone wars again lmao
I liked all films.. So yes.
It was aight
i did like rogue one but honestly prefered solo and others
i didnt think it was crazy good like most
just.. good
Solo was good
Everyone dies?
also the ||darth maul|| scene was

ppl said it had too much suspense
For the same reason 2042 is hated “Its not what it was like in the previous installments, nyeh”
WHERES THE DAMN SEQUEL?
fr tho
People dislike change sometimes.
Probably in our imaginations, because.. idk
Dune 2 when 
Everytime. That is why we cannot advance
Ah man
Craft just let the movie play out.
Don’t look at the timing or anything lol
Wait really? Damn that's when I grad
Cause that cliffhanger... hoi boi
I will not be able to do that
XD
Also I accept that it'll happen, I heard it was a 2 parter already
I mean
I might still not like it, lol, but I'll do my best
I felt like I was robbed 😂
Like someone had just came up to me and stole my car right in front of me
lol
And I couldn’t do anything but watch. 😢
if someone tried to take my car I would hit them with the door
😂😂
idk if this is just me
but do yall by any chance keep a small firearm in ur car
lol
i would if i could
Oh yeah. Craft it’s only available for like two or three more weeks on HBO max
maybe
I mean I have a CCW soooooo
Or was that till the 31st?
I will get it, I'm on S4 of Mr Robot so

Jesus..
Not surprised. It's Chicago.
Damn it Kai it is still learning
Mark Z
me on Wednesday
me everyother day
Too many mods lol
I can't even load it up some times
To disable some mods
Wtf
Its 5am
I thought it was 5pm
Wtf
I must have passed out at some point yesterday and not realised
do you not have windows
Me too at first
lol
Lol
I like windows 11
Sounds like FO76 and 2077
People shouldn’t be allowed to buy games till they play banjo kazooi
Yes
Nuts and bolts tho

Let's pretend it's a bad dream
Okay I'm giving up
If it doesn't work after this im going to sleep
Handsome Knight


What
I’m going to hell for laughing.
I do this all the time
im reinstalling amogus

😂
Not sure if this is appropriate to post here
I dunno if that applies to me mate 
But it is very true
Flooded paris?
When the released the french nation
Furry bad
Never

I dunno, sounds like something you did to yourself.
I'll stick to battledroid














