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plenty to servers to choose in EU at least
My cousin does
Nice to hear
yea its finland
Too bad teslas look like shit in the interior kekw
lmoao
know why teslas cost so much?
cos they charge a lot
Hahah
one car i really want is the p50 
this is fucking comedy
p50 pog
how do you send images?
or do you need to be in the server for a while
regular/booster
using hands 
oh okay thanks
Tesla interiors are cubicles but in a car
by email
1 seaters my beloved
Can anyone tell me why battlefield companion apo has been removed?
same!!!
Another thing about teslas is having like everything on a touch screen
buttons are better
you can make the p50 into a race car lmao
I think they renamed it to BF Connection
is using shotguns in combat a war crime?

You sure?
Yes
Use railguns for warfare
smart
imagine seeing this on the road

Wait nvm
ooo
Didn‘t checked the dev
better version
Its gone
Even smarter is a shotgun attachment for the rail gun
ANGRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
i spammed a

until u sent the message
its $2130
ye
OH BOY
but i think it discontinued
Ye
kenu
its from 1960s

HM
big brain lmaooooo
Darude
indeed
no im next to dubai
cool architecs
mh
im moving to dubai like near central in jan 2022 
nic
I just see one dude just standing in the streets-
cat.
ket
Kat
kat as in kit kat
bruh.
and what the fu-

i was respond to 'ket'

where adgra tho
abgra
Still not spawned
hmm okay 
that’s one way to get muted
Throwback to when I got muted for posting every gun in BFV
''great, thats one less loose ends''
oh shit
Someone challenged me and was like "Oh you like BFV? Name every gun" and then I did and it was so long I got automuted
imagine someone says ''oh you like gta v? name every mission''
alright here I go
i just said imagine

dont acually do it 
Clothes are like
real life fortnite skins
bread.
woah bread
never saw it before
the glory bread
Oh God Perfect Dark reboot devs partnering with Crystal Dynamics
praise
this made me laugh-
then you’ll be forced to be bread

i would acually like to be
same
a bread that climbs walls 
perfect
lmaoo
Is that a cry for attention
the epik bread.
no
kebab?
Consume the kat
this is kebab and i eat this every saturday 
have you noticed that our statbot for the titles now supports slash commands in #stats
😉
No 
Nope
Wow that channel changed

imma go for bath brb after 15-20 mins or more idk but ill be back before 30 mins 

you are not obligated to be here you know
???

Anyways brb
well cant but notice that you seem to be here from morning until you sleep and have to tell everytime you go away


ok
hmm good point- tbh idk
Afternoon
good afternoon
mornin
ouch

family is family
Dom wants to know your location @wild urchin
why?
Joe
he gonna bring in the mustang
N-o
and hess is the father 

are you fatneek?
yes the hotdog griller

give me bread
🍞
time to backup my phone
🍞 👍🏻
the screen isnt working
welp
fuck
this honestly is cursed
yes i get lots
....
That’s the best thing on the internet
No contest
no
@sour void
All fear the rainbow larakeets
she got bitten
@wild urchin what was all of that?
Enbies?
she has one on her head as well
Oh my god
head birb
Comfy
what is an Enbie?
oh, nevermind
it means non-binary
it's like spelling 'NB'
So much joy in one picture 
Being surrounded from birds, living the dream
, here we go again

Nice
ayo that head tilt
Our whole crew got together to celebrate the start of what we hope will be a happier year: Happy New Year from all of us at Boston Dynamics. www.BostonDynamics.com.
I want a dog
But I can’t get one😥
Why not?
Cause my mom is allergic to them
That fact causes me endless misery every second I don’t have a dog to hug
But there are dogs for allergic people right?
That’s the plan
Again... Get a Spot!
Depends on the allergy severity
Spot?
If she gets kicked she breaks out in hives, it’s very bad
Oh yeah. The kind that Michael reeves made piss beer
yeah haha
What about hypoallergenic dogs?
She’s allergic to getting licked more than the hair, so that’s a no
I'm so glad I lost all my allergies
robo dog
Did you see the one where they dance I posted above?
Had a nut and peanut allergy, peas, all animals with fur, and I think maybe 1 other allergy but now they're all gone
Wow
I try ink my peanut allergy is gone, I need to finish being tested tho
Think*
But I’m still deathly allergic to tree nuts
Is that how to defeat the robot dog in the new battlefield game?
imagine being weaker than a peanut
use banana peels
So walnut in a shotgun shell is the best way to defeat me
i am trying so hard to not make any kind of joke about tree nuts
It worked on a recruit in bootcamp
so, you're blasting your nuts?
I can’t make any sus jokes for a week or I have to let someone choose my pfp for a week
Sus
nice
👀
amogus
I gotchu
I’d better not screw it up
sus jokes are worse than dad jokes
who are you screwing?
Facts
Nobody

Cap
Yo ho ho and a bottle of Dr Pepper, it’s the single life for me
Mhhh
oh
I can’t make any all week and it’s gonna kill me
just make a ton of sus amogus jokes
I can’t make jokes about my allergy to nuts
bot moment
another free nitro moment
Dude I’m half a day in to a week and I’m not gonna make it
spiderman
indeed
spidlemen
spooderman
thats when spiderman's power goes
keep its going
dogs have better skills damn


halo theme plays
sussy

SUSSY sus imposters task vent sus sus sus
there you go
dies of cringe
y i k e s
dead chat xd dies from cringe
helo acgra

finally warm
idk i like cool temp when gaming for some reason
my hands are ffreezzzing
epic gaymer
no cap the AC is pointing directly to me
bru
in bf4 campaign end thing who did u choose to die
Hannah
same
Not even a choice
i swear
hannah
throws us into prison and calls that saving
why did halo pick such weird hours to test...
didnt want to throw pac and irish cuz they come to the 2042 
they do ?
cuz its microsoft 
or is it a joke
yea didnt you see the short film-
but pac died lol
wait he did ?
yea but he was still there in the thing tho
wait i am so confused
i have to prepare for my sci fair tom
but here i am passing time on discord
science fairs wack
I've never had one
srsly
yessir
who likes anime here ?
no
no
i remember once we had a project to do and like we had a volcano to make and then we did and then guy threw the project to the dustbin cuz it was no use and then next period the teach opened the bin and the left over volcano thing shot up to the ceiling 
no
nope
i tested my hydro dam thingy the whole started leaking
i just used the power of flex tape
yes
i swear it shot all the way up to the ceiling it made a big line
I have been summoned
gecko is bad
ok i have to go to sleep now
yes
oke bye
This is true
oh fuck
my god-
what is comrade want
tank.
no, it's vodka
hmm yes
I can tell exactly what outfit he’s wearing, what character it is, and what map it’s on
I have become god
nO
I watched one, and it was okay, but that’s it
Gunter wearing Kamerad Coat and Legs, Offizier cap, playing medic on Marita
offizier 
Geck lad
teacup's new banner is epik.
thank
'welcome
how about this one?
way nic
poggers
go where?
to poggers
T H I C C
watching a xbox weekly update video and i came across this 
Bruh Weres battlefield 2042
Yeah we're battlefield 2042
it wasnt even there lmao
Bruh Weres battlefield 2042
Weres speling?
spelig*

Bruh Weres battlefield 2042
speg*
Bru'h wh're is battleth field 2042

I’m not falling for this
Nope
but you're falling for me 
i saw a dream where i was doing operation with siege ops

@sour void \m/ good band
same and i died
i didnt

when did you see this?
last night
mine was few days ago
hmm k
i see prolly every night something game related but dont always remember it
Morrison's wifi time
Jack black as bowser
day before yesterday i was dreaming about Alan wake 

Hecker
Wym
Oooh sm movie
Yeah its gonna flop imo
Last one did
So why shouldnt this one
I mean it looks pog
well the voice cast looks pog
perfection 🤌 @jolly folio
Jack Bowser
There’s no way this film takes itself seriously right?
Like there’s no way they try to do some serious spin on this
I dont bother with films nowdays
The Mario film thing?
Yes
Please tell me there’s gonna be a self aware aspect to all this
I hope so
Also is Chris Pratt gonna do a Mario impression? Or just be Mario?
Nah it's just your usual vydia movie
pog.
God Bless America

Oh
Oh
man alan wake is such a good game i seen gameplay of the first episode pretty damn pog
Goddamnit lol

Anyways hello there
act man do be live on YT with halo infinite pvp 
Hello chat
helo sturm 
Tunde 💋
helo.
lurker
battlefield 2042 channel: beta when?
general: 👻 ⚱️ 🏝️ 🌋 🚤
Y u be hatin on my man heaven
he lurks 24/7

Im not
lol I know I’m just messin

Hey Derek
Hey
Oh right I forgot you’re a mod here lol

🏳️
hey BFD ✨
helo
how is everyone doing today?
idk who that is\
its a pschological thriller game-
oh okay
its basically a guy who is a writer he tells a story about a nightmare and he goes into episodes
i think im gonna do some more online shopping 🙈
this sounds kinda yikes
think im good
ye
wtf you can buy attachable kitten ears for your headset ? 😂
yea
never knew
i might have those
ultimate headphones
well cant find what im looking for so i think ill just make it myself
cool 🙂
if my ex didnt steal them when we split
i have gaming stuff closet
there is all kinds of things
that will be kinda sad if she did
how about a round of siege instead of me shopping? @lilac forge
sure
i do not need those but thanks
yes you do need them
ehh no
hey Starr, check the art channel in C4 Truckers
i am not in the server
ill pay for half of the kitty ears

omg thats so kind of you!
but i still dont want them
fine 2/3
maybe offer it to someone who wants it?
backs out
not only girls can wear those
but stills backs out
we're still gender assigning garms? guys, it's 2021

'garms' means clothing
like, as in garments
Hello gentlemen
and ladies
pog
fury
आपका लिंग इतना बड़ा है
🤌

https://youtube.com/shorts/Oy-cArjg3t0?feature=share i knew German sounded angry, but i didn't know that it also sounded like alien
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x defiant ubisoft game
alan wake is pretty good though. it's theme is based around dark and light. you have to use a flashlight to fend off beings from the dark and you are safe in well lit areas. the writer is hunted by forces from the dark and finds pages of a manuscript that he apparently wrote. And what he wrote becomes real before his very eyes. it's made by the same developers behind max payne and more recently the game Control. if you ever watched/read stuff from stephen king, david lynch or twin peaks, it has a same vibe.
i do preffer be like Stephen Hawking than other stupid streamer with low IQ
I like the game cuz its like a very thriller type
what about it?
Example cw (campaign)
this is not the game for me but thank you for the explanation 🙂

Jer spent like 5 mins
There was another game simalar
I believe its quantum break
Its like about time and all that
quantum break was from ze same devs ;D
i played alan wake way back on the 360
Ye remedy games
The dark forrest had a great atmosphere
Tbh i dont know why the protagonist of quantum break (jack joyce) almost looks the same of the main singer of imagine dragons 
hmm, not really seeing the resemblance haha
I just realised what im doing is a mistake
Im doing a cayo perico heist for my friend 6 times so it will take 4 hours and 30 mins.....
i liked the tv show blend of quantum break, although i think control nailed the mix of live action and game
i'm doing a run through spidey again. i keep switching suits though.
i dunno which one i like more..wish i could just have it randomly change every 5 minutes or so
omg, i thought that i was the only one
BRUH skate. (Skate 1) came to ea play like more then a month and now its showing onto the ea play list 
skate 1?
i stick with the Amazing Spider-Man suit, or the Advanced Suit, they're my favourites, the Advanced Suit has a deeper red on Remastered
my fidget spinner arrives tomorrow 👀 😄
that's pretty 201...8? kind of purchase 😄
shouldve bought a rubiks cube
what if you have both? 😦
i have a 3x3 and 5x5
Should have bought a water gun
nerf guns!
I cant imagine how good the remaster of alan wake would look
from the trailer it looked more just a port for consoles tbh
it didn't really look very altered
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v4GbR_IEtp0 ah didn't realize a comparison vid came out today
Alan Wake Remastered launches on Xbox on October 5th, preorder now!
https://www.microsoft.com/p/alan-wake-remastered/9nkb1b50pzlz
there's definitely some polished up assets in there and cutscenes seems to have a bit better facial animation
Ye
the soundtrack is so good 😫 , also got me into poets of the fall
same!
that scene in the wherehouse or wahtever
with the music in the background
❤️
Good Day
hellow 🙂
anzac birb
pog
Pretty boye?
no, fabulous
@waxen rover 💶
why?
so you can feed ur cats after tomorrow
i dont think you can feed cats discord emotes. 😦
sadge
Gamer Bird Gamer Bird
today i was playing skateBIRD
@vast pelican
Birb cute
Friendos
Look at them!
Wish i brought my gun
Human has no food
ducks? or geese
ducks.
Ducks
Dux
internet sucks so bad
Thought they were geese cause they were travelling in a pair
I only saw flying feathers
indeed
when youre already carrying in halo..
i just pre installed halo-
and forza horizon 5
and i installed Fallout 3 and New Vegas 
wooooo halo
wish i could enjoy it at a decent framerate
it is legitimately not using any of my gpu
according to task manager
brr
oh no.
i forgot to switch off my xbox after installing everything
oh no
i mean i did that many times 
why is that bad?
cuz its been on for the past 2 days-
funny.
oh dear
but i didnt hear anything bad noise 
should be fine then
dont they go into semi sleep mode or something
after inactivity
english
english only please
ok
yes but very very very slow
vc related
LITERALLY MY HOUSEHOLD
here we see an aussie utterly confused and bamboozled by a pair of fowl. may their whitening camoflauge fool many aussies more
Damn it i got a cut on my shoulder
Guys has anyone heard when beta is?
No
Dang it.
EA = recycled game
Its 12 15 am rn and i cant sleep and i have a meeting tmrw 9 am 
Agh damn it ill take the faster route to wonderland
helow
hiya
hahaha always at night
yeah
hot take:

no
red baron > digiorno
Thats a very hot fricking take
Playing showdown siege
i wish you all a amazing night or day whatever timezone you are in ✨ ⭐
gn
how are you guys down?
gn
halo, feels like halo, whodathunk
emotionally? yes, i'm on too many courses
damn
what are u majoring in?
i'm in the UK, we don't have Majors, i'm doing A Levels which come before a Degree, i'm doing Music, Art and Drama, just too much coursework
major = BA course as a reference
im studying biology
its the right one
the UK does have majors, just it's titled in the degree program itself
man university is ass
interesting
good subject, i was studying Maths but i was removed since i didn't do the work, i regret it everyday
math how can you manage studying calculus?
all these names...
i'm not sure, ask my creator 

it’s not mine i just want the damn free nitro
just pay for nitro its like 5$
also you probably wont get any nitro from promoting that server
they are just US synonyms they mean the same thing
people use them incorrectly all the time majoring is your specific specialisation within a degree but people use it to classify their entire degree
true
she was already gl, could have just done the eyeshadow

call me James Charles
💅
i lm Battlefielder EXE killer
Call me Katrina because the government is not coming

yeah, it's him over there, the man with the awful political joke
thank you for your time, Officer


when you upload is now 3x faster than your previous download xD
👁️
Awesomeee
i have fibre optic, and i get 70mbps down
luck of the draw i guess
Wait is that a good thing or a bad thing?

very good
Actually, as I had to have my level of education calculated when I was going on US exchange, they're not really considered synonyms
Okay Cool, Awesomeee
Essentially, graduating from EU system (3 years BSc + 2 years MSc) would not have counted for US equivalent of MSc (so MS) for me and thus was marked as "Master of Science minus one year" (not the exact phrasing, but matched the meaning). Same situation for Bachelor degrees
you tagged some random person lmao
BA's and MS do not work the same, of course it varies per course but the vast majority across the EU and US are 4 year degree programs which is why they are used interchangeably
Actually, dominant system in EU is 3 years bachelor
it's not
And then 2 master
Actually, in pretty much any uni I checked Bologna System was the dominant one
It is primary in entire EU
And good bunch of other countries
I'm in the EU, got my degree here, so 
as already mentioned it varies per course but the vast majority are 4 year programmes
for the BA's*
I genuinely have not seen a 4-year Bachelor outside UK
runs in Germany France etc, pretty common
Our Erasmus folk were in Germany, France, Ireland, Denmark, Cyprus, Turkey...
it was 3+2 in every single one of them there
Guess situation can vary
masters is a separate degree, people enrolling in +2 is the exception rather than the norm
I know it's separate
Which is why I write 3+2, not 5
Poland in particular has a peculiar view at it, but it's a different animal and a different discussion
As here if you end on bachelor you are considered a failure and a moron, essentially
ah I see what you're missing, people who enroll on the +2 MA do not sit the honours year of the BA, however those who do just the BA do the honours year
Well, that basically means we're both correct

guess I'm a failure
Either way, going to USA, in doc that I had to get for paperwork (USA loves its paperwork) my education was considered incomplete despite already having a degree
yeah it's the elitist culture you get with that type of course, it's really annoying tbh
Our folks who had their MSc done essentially had the same
Didn't really matter in practice with program we were involved with
Well, mostly did matter because we had to pay stupid money for a sheet of paper
If I never have to do a visa process again in my life, I will be a happy man
pretty much the reverse here paradoxically, people on the masters course are looked at like aliens
well, for my degree anyways
In Poland in particular everything is set with assumption that you will go for MSc

But then, our course program is the most rigid one I know
even more so than the Chinese education system?
The only thing I got to pick during uni once I already did enroll was the type of PE course I would go to
(yes, we had multiple years of mandatory PE on biotech)
There is logic to it, some activity once a week beats sitting on your ass/standing 8 to 10 hours a day every weekday
I suppose, just seems like it's counterproductive for a course like biotech
It was a morale booster, for what it's worth
was it worth it
It actually was for me
Mostly because I picked swimming and I was going through ankle rehab at one point during uni
So it did fit in well
i miss pe
probably cause I already go to the gym but getting forced to do more I'd hate
do enough as is
As swimming is fairly easy on joints while still letting you build up the muscles around a bit
i think swimming is the only exercise that works out every muscle
i would do it if i knew how to swim
cycling works most of the muscle area but not enough as swimming
Well, I can't do butterfly due to a bit of an old situation I had with a hip joint, but everything else was okay
yeah checks out, not been swimming in a bit
Only real downside is that I can't see a damn thing when I swim
goggles?
I'm too short-sighted to tell anything more detailed than a wall
just turn into a dolphin and use echolocation
My dominant eye is... -6 and a change now, I believe
damn I thought mine was bad at -2 and -4 aswell





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