general

[lilac forge]

Guess I'll give it another go. I do need to get one asap

[quartz nymph]

and managed to book an appointment 12 hours after

so do i

[lilac forge]

awesome

get it, out of the way.

[quartz nymph]

i think it's like kinda secured your 2nd dose

[lilac forge]

yep

[rough harness]

here you can call stations and see if they have some leftover vaccines that they would have to can otherwise and get em

[lilac forge]

Guys would you rather watch The Problem Solverz or Fred The Show

[rough harness]

uh

neither

watch breaking bad

best show

[waxen chasm]

None of them

I’ll be watching the Martian, one astronaut is stranded on Mars.

[rough harness]

interstellar is better tho

[waxen rover]

Hello Wonderful gamers ✨

[rough harness]

sup

[waxen rover]

all good, how r u?

[rough harness]

same same

[worn yew]

helo.

[waxen rover]

hi

[worn yew]

howz youz?

[waxen rover]

goodgood

[worn yew]

nice nice

[hollow granite]

Hello chat

[shrewd furnace]

Hey sturm

[waxen rover]

hey sturm 🙂

[worn yew]

helo sturmtruppler

[tawdry matrix]

I swear on bf5 it only seems that the deaster maps exist cause i never get any of the original maps even when my search config is set to it

[worn yew]

i just spent 4 hrs just to make a music disc

[tawdry matrix]

I dont like the italian maps dont like the desert maps i just wanna play the original maps

[slim grove]

just play the whole rotation then

[warped fractal]

Well my power surge adapter is gone

[waxen chasm]

https://youtu.be/h1cSl3y88AA

[tawdry matrix]

I dont want to i dont like any of the dlc maps i like the original 4 maps

Because people dont hide in the bushes on them

Pacific maps are ass cause people puss out and hide in the bushes with machine guns

[jolly pivot]

Hey everyone! im new here. I am on BF4 trying to get the DICE LA camo. ayone has a server and could help me with that?

sorry if its part of the rules

that i shouldnt ask

[fickle kernel]

Playing in commander role now and watching how one guy flying in the map like admin and capturing flags. It's really sad...

[lilac forge]

Just drink animal blood

[waxen chasm]

IDK if that will work

[lilac forge]

It will

Unless the animal blood is poisonous

[lilac forge]

Or just drink milk from cows

[quaint herald]

https://youtu.be/NQ_F1BtscWk

[rough harness]

drink drugs from salvatore ganacci

god i love ganacci, such a legend

https://youtu.be/YqNBP7Xbnj8

[mighty river]

@fiery thunder I found you on youtube

[idle lotus]

[mighty river]

😱

[rough harness]

crafter u love ganacci too

[slim grove]

jus play Tactical Conquest

[rough harness]

ive seen hardwell tiesto guetta shm garrix and many more live but never ganacci

thats a must before i die

[lilac forge]

The president of USA in 2056 is probably in college rn

[worn yew]

nah in school bruv

kg1

[lilac forge]

Ah yeah

[worn yew]

maybe nursery

[lilac forge]

Forgot high school ends when you're 18 in usa

Nah I don't think the president will be in his 20s

Or 30s

[worn yew]

too young

40s most prob

[lilac forge]

Yeah he's probably in high school rn

[worn yew]

cuz JFK was in 40s when he became president

oh no mod typing

now mod no typing

[warped fractal]

I will avoid talking politics but anyone can be president at 35 years old but you need a ton of money and support

[worn yew]

nvm

[lilac forge]

Ah yes talking about politics in 2056

[limber rune]

Are Battlefield V free on Steam ??

[warped fractal]

Lets avoid talking about future politics

[serene quest]

It's currently $5 on steam

[worn yew]

yea bruv imma go peace out too

[lilac forge]

Elon musk for president of Mars?

[rough harness]

elon with his neuralink and spacex

[lilac forge]

Imagine the separatists in star wars with a space nuke

[rough harness]

would you volounteer as a neuralink beta tester

[lilac forge]

No thanks

Unless money is involved

[rough harness]

thet cut out a bit of ur skull to implement the chip into your head

sounds creepy

[quaint herald]

Mars being colonised and it being its own thing i'm excited for

But i doubt we'd see it in our lifetimes

[lilac forge]

Yes I sounds creepy

But if money is involved

[quaint herald]

The question is how much money

[lilac forge]

Atlleast £5000

[rough harness]

elon see neuralink as a way for us to compeete against robots in the future

[lilac forge]

Yeah that might be a bad idea

I'm actually surprised Elon hasn't been assasinated yey

Yet*

[rough harness]

lol

he is a man of visions

[lilac forge]

But yeah the last time people tried to make non gasoline cars they got killed

If people try to compete with robots they also might be killed

Omfg why are people trying to relate everything with the devil

Just because it is coincidently the devil in another language doesn't mean that its related to the devil

[idle lotus]

hi

[mighty river]

Crafter can we go play bf2042 together yet?

[rough harness]

[idle lotus]

soon 🙂

[hard notch]

Sis brought me mommy Milkis from korean shop

Carbonated milk lol

[waxen chasm]

https://tenor.com/view/college-football-sooners-football-touchdown-gif-14702127

College football AKA NCAA American football 🏈 is but I hardly watch it, I need some American football 🏈 competition to start, BTW nobody calls it hand egg it just makes you look more stupid every time you say that unless you want to get thrown by eggs

[sour void]

This is eggball not football

smh

[shrewd furnace]

look at how fast this man is carrying the eggball

[lilac forge]

I don't understand the hype about college sports

Half of them won't even make it into proffesional

The other half will but will be total flops

And there is that 2% that are actually good

[shrewd furnace]

do they get paid alot?

[hard notch]

the funny sport

I like hockey and tag rugby more

[rough harness]

i just orderd some phad thai, will be here in half an hour

hype

[lilac forge]

I like football and

Uh

I guess cricket

[hard notch]

Indian detected

[rough harness]

i like floorball

[shrewd furnace]

nice

never tasted phad tai, but i heard good things

[rough harness]

yeah its good

ive had it alot

[lilac forge]

Where does it come from?

[rough harness]

a thai restaurant?

[lilac forge]

Makes sense

I have a question about BF2042?

Will proximity chat be a thing?

[rough harness]

128 people trolling eachother in voicechat

[crystal bramble]

: :

[rough harness]

bf2042 is basicly bf 4-2

[lilac forge]

If cod players come to BF

Expect to hear a lot of slurs

[waxen chasm]

Nope the football you know is what we call soccer ⚽️ cannot have the same name it’s confusing as hell not knowing the difference and we don’t call it egg ball because it’s stupid

[frail skiff]

[hard notch]

Mfw no Battlefield 2 Modern Combat remaster

Disgusting

[rough harness]

i played modern combat on ps2

lol

[shrewd furnace]

eggball sounds fun tho!

[crystal bramble]

imagine just chilling in ur osprey and f--gin ivan hemleywdqd throws A F--KING CAR AT U USING C4

[shrewd furnace]

come on guys, let's go watch some eggball

or eggers

as i like to call it

[rough harness]

floorball is the best

[shrewd furnace]

innebandy \o/

[rough harness]

u a swede?

[shrewd furnace]

yep

[waxen chasm]

Nope wrong answer, if you talk to American people and you ask them “do you watch egg ball?” they are not gonna answer you back because you’re confusing them

[rough harness]

same here

nice

[crystal bramble]

IM GONNA GET A SUCCY

[lilac forge]

Q whqt

A what

[sour void]

a binky

[crystal bramble]

a succy-

[lilac forge]

Hopefully it's not what I think it is

[waxen chasm]

Probably you never been to the US if you’re planning to travel

[lilac forge]

I'm never going to USA

[sour void]

Same

[lilac forge]

I'll get mistaken for a russian

[crystal bramble]

[shrewd furnace]

i've been to usa, wanna go back too

it was great

[waxen chasm]

I doubt that

[lilac forge]

I have a slavic accent and swear in my language

[rough harness]

i wanna move to key west florida

[waxen chasm]

But you don’t know the what can and can’t do in the US in comparison from your culture

[shrewd furnace]

the what

[sour void]

the us has no culture

[lilac forge]

I didn't know black face existed until I went on discord

[hard notch]

travelling to the US willingly

[waxen chasm]

That’s rude what you said and they’ll think you’re racist

[sour void]

lol

[shrewd furnace]

you realize that ppl are just trolling you with the eggball right?

😄

[sour void]

He doesnt

[lilac forge]

If anything americans are just discount europeans

[waxen chasm]

I know but like I said unless you want to get thrown by eggs

[shrewd furnace]

https://tenor.com/view/reaction-really-smh-seriously-bro-karl-pilkington-gif-14507852

[sour void]

oh hi karl

[shrewd furnace]

head like a fuckin orange

[nimble pilot]

Where is the LFG area

nvm

[waxen chasm]

Don’t troll too much or you’re banned, I’m not sure if I been other channels where it’s sensitive you cannot troll

[lilac forge]

I swear if I hear another American say that USA has culture because of hamburgers I'm gonna invade malaysia

[sour void]

Is this a threat

[shrewd furnace]

😮

you just used the B word

[waxen chasm]

Go learn some history about the US that’s why you lack of knowledge only to be a troll

[waxen rover]

you cant just tell people what to do, you know that right?

[sour void]

This guy is very sensitive

[waxen rover]

i see that

[lilac forge]

Yo if anyone is interested. I'm hosting a quiz in battlefield 2042 chat for a free preorder anyone interested?

I'm sorry to tell you this but 237 years of war is not history

USA has been at war for 90% of their existance

[waxen rover]

maybe pick another subject?

[lilac forge]

If anyone is up for it, get yourself over to battlefield

If you think this is political you can fuck off

[sour void]

chill

[hard notch]

average eggball fan

[rough harness]

i can watch my delivery on a map, and omg is he driving slow! c'mon

[waxen chasm]

Anyone who says US is not a culture, yeah no brain at all if you did been to the US you probably didn’t see the historical figure when you were going around

[lilac forge]

Drive to the delivery fan and steal the package from them

[waxen rover]

you dont have to be so agressive

[lilac forge]

I said that in a very calm manner

Last call for the quiz on battlefield 2042 chat. If anyone is interested in winning a free pre order for 42 I'll be starting in a minute

Oo sorry I'll rather buy BF because then I'll like it more

Not a problem

I think buying something yourself and you'll cherish it for longer

[hard notch]

You're giving away BF 1942?

[waxen chasm]

I rather buy the physical disc, I’m not comfortable preordering it

[hard notch]

Awesome.

1942 was better than anything that came out

[lilac forge]

Yeah skara if you wanna chime in on the quiz feel free

[hard notch]

kekw

[lilac forge]

I'm also waiting for the release

Anyways I'm going over to start so have a good night

Goodnight man

[jolly folio]

Egg ball is more like hand ball

[hard notch]

👍

[sour void]

[jolly folio]

but yet hand ball is already taken

[lilac forge]

The scottish

Have that

Or gaelic

[jolly folio]

but yet doesn’t sound as pog as football but yet you European names soccer football for some odd reason

[lilac forge]

Because its a ball

And we use our foot

[jolly folio]

Could’ve been feetball

[sour void]

toeball

[lilac forge]

We barely use toes in football

[waxen rover]

toenailball

[lilac forge]

The inside of the heel

Qnd outside of heel

[jolly folio]

Rugby now that’s a real combo

[shrewd furnace]

the toe shot is the most underestimated shot in football

[jolly folio]

[waxen chasm]

Don’t hurt your toenails for kicking a soccer ⚽️

[hard notch]

Mmmmm feet

[sour void]

that's a football

[hard notch]

wait

[lilac forge]

Most footballers use the top of the foot when shooting

[shrewd furnace]

the toeshot is completely unpredictable, the goalie cant predict it because even the shooter cant

[lilac forge]

And inside of heel when passing

[lilac forge]

Good point tho

[jolly folio]

tbh it does get odd since idk if it’s football or football we talking about

[sour void]

football

[lilac forge]

It's football

[jolly folio]

Ah yes football

[hard notch]

My legs coordination is too fucked up for football

[lilac forge]

We're talking about football

[quaint herald]

Toes?

[lilac forge]

Anyway

[hard notch]

So I was more of a basketball boy

[lilac forge]

The Italian guy in BF1 campaign could easily slap any fictional and non fictional person ever

[sour void]

mario

[jolly folio]

ngl never really liked both footballs

even rugby

[hard notch]

I like feet

[lilac forge]

Hardest decision in life is either being a knock off european or a European

[waxen chasm]

I was into American/ Gridiron football 🏈 because we wear helmets, shoulder pad to tackle our opponent hardest we can, unlike rugby and I like something a little bit destructive and more strategic

[hard notch]

destructive
more strategic

pick one

[lilac forge]

In rugby you can easily break your neck

You wore your mother as a hat

[shrewd furnace]

lol yes

[jolly folio]

Rugby is more of a manly mans game than both footballs

No need for protection or taking acting class

[shrewd furnace]

rugby players look tough af

[waxen chasm]

It’s both for us not just one

[lilac forge]

The doctors brutally stabbed my mom until her stomach opened and then they stole me for the home I lived in for the past 9 months

In other words I was a c-section baby

[lilac forge]

I met a rugby player once

He had a fake tooth

His real one is somewhere in Wigan

[sour void]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/724056437965455391/864988718761771008/image0-7-1.gif

[lilac forge]

Try me

[shrewd furnace]

whats dgggggggwhyhhh766ehsdyyquuqq ?

[waxen chasm]

https://tenor.com/view/egg-egg-house-anchorman-will-ferrell-gif-12831289 @sour void

[lilac forge]

Have you seen the clip of a guy reloading his magazine

[waxen rover]

heaven seriously 😂 that arrow is so annoying XD

[hard notch]

Wait i knew a similar gif

But was like, repeatedly saying honestly this is amazing and an arrow flickering at a cat

[quaint herald]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/111504456838819840/881259194622296075/Chicken_sandwich_original_full_video.mp4

[lilac forge]

I've seen this so many times lol

[stray minnow]

c h i c k e n s a n d w i c h

[mortal arrow]

chickensnadwish

[jolly folio]

Sandwich chicken

[hard notch]

Chimcken Samdwhimch

[waxen rover]

chicken wing, chicken wing...

[sour void]

https://tenor.com/view/tf2-heavy-sandwich-sandvich-gif-7578257

[waxen chasm]

https://tenor.com/view/big-bite-nom-yum-tasty-delicious-gif-14275177

[sour void]

american sandwich

[waxen chasm]

Grilled cheese sandwich 🥪

[warped fractal]

You mean american giant sized grilled cheese sandwich

[jolly folio]

Fried American grilled cheese chicken sandwich

[waxen chasm]

Also that grilled cheese sandwich is big and I don’t think it will fit on the fridge, I mean I can slice it but I will ran out of space

[sour void]

Why do americans eat like they have free healthcare

[jolly folio]

Ngl reminds me of the time Gordon Ramsey grilled cheese

[jolly folio]

Because yummy food

[hard notch]

that thing
yummy

[jolly folio]

if it’s grilled and fried then yes

Especially fried

[waxen chasm]

We like yummy food

[jolly folio]

Have big ass meals and a huge cup

[hard notch]

Ew fried

The only thing I fry is meat

[waxen chasm]

If you don’t show me a yummy food you’re wasting my time for being useless

[jolly folio]

https://youtu.be/8E4cQHejFq0

Cheese isn’t even grilled to its melted form

[sour void]

https://tenor.com/view/pinkguy-b0ss-heyboss-heyb0ss-filthyfrank-gif-5145301

[hard notch]

not eating kebab

why live

[waxen chasm]

https://tenor.com/view/cheese-challenge-cheese-slap-cheese-disappointed-staring-gif-14148805

[hard notch]

American cheese is so unnatural god damn

[shrewd furnace]

yeah why is it orange?

american cheese i mean

[waxen chasm]

Have you ever seen a big cheese wheel?

[waxen rover]

idk looks weird

[silver crypt]

🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸

[hard notch]

Gorgonzola, Mancego, Mozzarella, Parmiggiano and Brie are the goats

[silver crypt]

Idk man cheese is cheese

[sour void]

gouda

[waxen chasm]

https://tenor.com/view/cheese-wheel-italian-knife-trentino-gif-11362805

[hard notch]

that aint the orange american cheese kekw

[waxen chasm]

Cheese is cheese deal with it

[silver crypt]

Facts

[sour void]

https://tenor.com/view/cheese-james-may-gif-19266123

[hard notch]

So false

[silver crypt]

British cheese man

[hard notch]

Try gorgonzola

then try mancego, then mozzarella

and just tell.me it's the same

[waxen rover]

cheese that looks really yellow looks like plastic to me to be honest

[jolly folio]

Then dee fry the yellow cheese

[silver crypt]

Maybe it is but it is deciduous

[quaint herald]

You want a chicken wing sandwhich??

[waxen rover]

without the bones please

[quaint herald]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/111504456838819840/881262480125485066/raccoos_1629488662648976.mp4

[waxen rover]

ERROR

[silver crypt]

All kinds of cheese for 1 low price

Here's the deal:

[quaint herald]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/137986625039892480/881237500092350474/SPOILER_43AC90D7-F34E-4BF3-876D-028BF5979593.jpeg

[lilac forge]

LMAO

[waxen rover]

you mean: hexagon, heptagon, octagon, NO

[serene quest]

[waxen chasm]

I’ll take the octagon shape to make a ring for a fight match

[fiery thunder]

?...

[visual heron]

oh no, quick, delete it squid

[fiery girder]

helo

[waxen rover]

?

always interesting when someone says that

[silver crypt]

Nunca

[verbal swallow]

Hello chat

[waxen rover]

hey austin

[verbal swallow]

Hi

[serene quest]

No mIc

[silver crypt]

🗿

[serene quest]

Hello Lewis

[mighty river]

In the comments of a Ghost video

[serene quest]

and Jordan

[lilac forge]

Olives

[blissful rain]

hello

[shrewd furnace]

hi

[serene quest]

Hey Mozzy

[verbal swallow]

[serene quest]

And Donkey

[jolly folio]

How to basic

[sour void]

is he even still making videos

[lilac forge]

Hey guys when i download the battlefield V do i own it permanent and can play it permanent ? or is there just 21 hours left of trying it?

[jolly folio]

Don’t think so

[verbal swallow]

21 hrs I think

[lilac forge]

F

[waxen rover]

hellow

[verbal swallow]

But it’s 5$ if you like it

[jolly folio]

Been like a decade since I’ve seen his a how to basic video

[serene quest]

Just messing around

Yeah, been playing BF4 since it was $5. Really enjoying it.

[frail skiff]

what a waste of food

what the fuck

[verbal swallow]

Wait it’s 5$?

[fiery thunder]

...

[verbal swallow]

I bought it for 20 off a friend

[shrewd furnace]

he made a video about a month ago

[serene quest]

Last week it was

[shrewd furnace]

about protein shakes

[verbal swallow]

Damn

[sour void]

oof

[waxen chasm]

I bought BF4 since it came out on the PS3 and then I bought it on the PS4 back in 2014

[verbal swallow]

Bf4 helicopters are so hard to fly on console

[fiery thunder]

And which video is that?

[fiery thunder]

Try flying jets

[verbal swallow]

The ps3… nostalgia god

[serene quest]

To me they're way easier then M&K

[lilac forge]

But when your against people who know what they are at it's worse

Attack chopper on Shanghai

[verbal swallow]

I got in a black hawk and as soon as I got in the air I crashed lmao

[mighty river]

What

[mighty river]

ooh

ermm

[serene quest]

Lol

I've been so use to controller so I can see your preference against mine.

[mighty river]

This not you?

[fiery thunder]

Maybe?...

[mighty river]

[verbal swallow]

Why people stalking your channel lmao

[mighty river]

Not his channel

[waxen chasm]

It has your name on it

[mortal arrow]

click on the account and see if there are shitty roblox videos

if there is

[fiery thunder]

Yes I know

[mighty river]

I saw him by chance on someone else channel, but here goes jumping to conclusions

[mortal arrow]

thats squid

[mighty river]

wrong emote

[coarse garden]

Anyone wanna have fun in BFV ?

[serene quest]

!!lfg

[glossy linden]

ℹ Looking for Players to play with?
Head over to the Looking For Games channel category.
Please remember to state your region when looking for players to play with!
#lfg-pc #lfg-xbox #lfg-playstation

[fiery thunder]

I don't know how that comment was found

[fiery thunder]

Yes, later on

[mighty river]

At random lol

I was just looking at the comments and recognized the name

[jolly folio]

[quaint herald]

the food is expired

[waxen chasm]

https://tenor.com/view/dude-perfect-fortnite-fortnite-emote-floss-floss-emote-gif-18264439

Better start practicing a floss dance

[serene quest]

No I typed it

[frail skiff]

all of it ?

[serene quest]

Here

[frail skiff]

i doubt the bananas were out of date, they looked well fresh

[quaint herald]

The good majority of it anyways

Still

[serene quest]

I've been streaming some but not alot.

I'm working on stuff for VR

[hollow granite]

Hello chat

[lilac forge]

Did you see the hesbullah

Vr

[serene quest]

No

[lilac forge]

https://fb.watch/7GkN-fjLRi/

Please watch it all

Whoever created that's a genius

And they need some sort of crowdfunding to make new characters

[waxen rover]

that looks like a virus

[lilac forge]

It's a video on Facebook

Pure gold

[mighty river]

That looks sus

Facebook is sus

[lucid trench]

@quaint herald oi

[lilac forge]

Come on I ain't a rat who would brick PCs

[lucid trench]

I refuse to be active in the other server rn my brain committed death

[lilac forge]

2042 one?

[fiery thunder]

Amonga bus

[fiery thunder]

What server?

[serene quest]

I'll watch in a bit, in a match.

[lucid trench]

Just another server me and bodie are in smh

[lilac forge]

Please do it's fucking brilliant

[whole ice]

So BFV is free on twitch prime

[lilac forge]

I wonder who had the idea for BF2042

[fiery thunder]

EA or DICE

[lilac forge]

2042 was meant to release I stead of bfv so I have high hopes for the game

[fiery thunder]

Do you still want to play?

[lilac forge]

Plenty of time

[fiery thunder]

Yet they didn't show up on gamescom...

[lucid trench]

Oh btw @plush hawk Knox is here now as well

[lilac forge]

Probably have a trick up their sleeve

[lucid trench]

Wait what?

[urban vine]

Potato pizza

[lilac forge]

Sick human

Pineapple is bad potato crosses the line

Kiwi pizza

[urban vine]

sobes I like it tho….

[lilac forge]

Oh god

It gets worse

[urban vine]

Cookie pizza

[lucid trench]

Blueberry pizza

[lilac forge]

That's just raw diabetes

[urban vine]

Cookie pizza

[lilac forge]

Yea lmao

[plush hawk]

Wait what the fuck

[thin smelt]

...

[urban vine]

Pwease no hurt me I like pizza

[lilac forge]

Pizza is king

[plush hawk]

Been so lone since we talked

Long*

[lilac forge]

With the right toppings

[lucid trench]

Yeah ik

[lilac forge]

People who say that the BF2042 trailer will never happen in the game are so schtewpid

[urban vine]

This was a great game

[lilac forge]

I agree so much

[urban vine]

Wait double send ? Lol

[lilac forge]

I liked BF3 more th9

[urban vine]

Sorry it was an accident

[lilac forge]

Tho

[plush hawk]

A seven nation army couldn’t hold me back

[lilac forge]

I still have a week before my rooms done so dice hold off a lil bit please and thanks

Did you just tell dice to wait a week

More or less

[lucid trench]

Lmao dice needs to wait now smh

[urban vine]

Garuda 1 fox 3

[plush hawk]

Aye another Ace Combat fan

[urban vine]

DANCE WITH THE ANGELS MISTAAR!!

[lilac forge]

Well going by gamescon they waiting on something

[plush hawk]

May the golden king smile upon on us

[lilac forge]

Probably for the release of COD just so they can outshine them lol

[urban vine]

Yes…
May Princess Rosa remain as our ever lasting sun

[plush hawk]

Yes

[waxen chasm]

Popping someone’s head off

[lilac forge]

True actually probably waited to see what cod was doing now that there's an beta out already they have a pedestal to top

[vagrant sundial]

I scanned the link on virus total and one of the scanners indicated the link as "suspicious: xDDDDDDDDDDDD

[pine shadow]

Hey guys

[lilac forge]

Dude it's hesbullah vr

[lilac forge]

What is wrong with your thumb?

[lilac forge]

Is your finger supposed to be cut off?

[pine shadow]

I broke it in the past

[lilac forge]

Broke it off?

[pine shadow]

Plus I have purple nail varnish on so it looks weird

[pine shadow]

It’s still there

[lilac forge]

Lucky

Atleast you have a nail to paint

I can't send a pic in

[pine shadow]

I lost my ring finger nail because I brutally broke it

It grew back

[lilac forge]

I lost the tip of the ring finger and top of the middle finger to a hydraulic press

[pine shadow]

To some extent I feel your pain

[lilac forge]

Aw man

[pine shadow]

It really fucking hurts to break that mf

[lilac forge]

The hydraulic press videos that do the rounds don't help

Never broke my thumb yet I'd say its rough enough

[waxen rover]

nice rabbit

[blissful rain]

art

[fiery thunder]

Sure...

[waxen chasm]

Why did I look at it if it’s a trap

[fiery thunder]

I don't see a rabbit...

[fiery thunder]

AAHH

[waxen rover]

i turned it in to a rabbit didnt i?

[fiery thunder]

You've got us all

[fiery thunder]

Oh yeah, what time does Riders Republic Beta end?

[shrewd furnace]

is that open beta btw?

[steady yarrow]

ye

[shrewd furnace]

i saw some gameplay, it looked fun tbh

[waxen chasm]

I’m waiting for the new Batman Arkham game they revealed

[lilac forge]

I'm waiting for a good ww2 game

[shrewd furnace]

arkham knight any good?

i only played asylum and city

[waxen chasm]

I wish I knew I never played it

[mystic mirage]

Sweet feline

[rough harness]

sup

[lunar cave]

Bf1 fans where?

[mystic mirage]

Here

[lunar cave]

Nice

[mystic mirage]

Me

Is

[rough harness]

is that a dinosaur soldier?

[mortal arrow]

giraffe

[rough harness]

cool

[warped fractal]

Killed way too many flies with my fly zapper

like 4-5

[earnest vigil]

very satisfying to kill them

i launched a genocide against the ones in my house and now there aren't any at all

[warped fractal]

It is but I want better tool to kill them without getting out of my chair might want one of those indoor zapper using uv light

Which bugs are attracted to and I could get a really bigger number as I could hide it somewhere in my room

[lilac forge]

I just use a spray that isn't poisonous

Their wings get wet so they can't fly

And then I slowly kill them by drowning them in water

[warped fractal]

Eeh I think reusable is the uv light

As it has a tray you can clean and that's it

Very reusable

[jolly folio]

hire tactical frogs

[wispy valley]

https://tenor.com/8Ybu.gif

[silver crypt]

Froge Legion

[lilac forge]

I don't think anybody can save arsenal

[waxen chasm]

Too many to capture the frog

[frank belfry]

Ze frogs are stacking

[wispy valley]

lots of frogs

[waxen rover]

https://tenor.com/view/im-cheezin-bright-smiles-got-teeth-frog-smile-frog-gif-12039847

[shrewd furnace]

cursed

[waxen rover]

i know

[jolly folio]

[steady yarrow]

[silver crypt]

Turnawheel strankum

[waxen chasm]

https://tenor.com/view/horse-smile-hungry-feed-me-gif-10862144

[west sun]

Any guides on how to fix lag and stutter in bf5?

[lilac forge]

Get a console

[frail skiff]

stop pinging him in every channel

weirdo

[wicked shadow]

If you’re using dx 12 change it to dx11

If you have a 8gb ram get another 8gb

[rough harness]

i find that dx12 use my resources better

in bfv

[waxen rover]

I wish you all a amazing night or day, whatever timezone you are in ✨

[rough harness]

misslstar as kind as always

same to you

[wicked shadow]

Well yeah it’s just weird like it works for some and doesn’t for other

[rough harness]

true

[frosty coral]

I wish bf5 and bf6 will have vulcan

[wicked shadow]

Are you from another dimension?

[lilac forge]

Goodnight bfd

[wicked shadow]

gn

[frosty coral]

vulcan, the graphics engine

it's an alternate to DX

[wicked shadow]

I know I meant bf6

[frosty coral]

BF2042

sry

[rough harness]

intel ark alchemist gaming gpu will launch in early 2022. wonder how it will run 2042

its supposed to perform around rtx 3070

[lilac forge]

No one knows

[lilac forge]

https://tenor.com/view/dead-chat-gif-22605399

[quasi pendant]

Lol

[waxen chasm]

https://tenor.com/view/good-morning-wake-up-gif-11559301

[thin smelt]

...

[mortal arrow]

wack

[autumn adder]

Awesome

[tepid mango]

Why do ppl still boost lmao, waste of a boost

[mortal arrow]

why do you care so much

[jolly folio]

Better to boost a server rather than not boosting at all

[autumn adder]

For the perks. Makes perfect sense.

[jolly folio]

But yet normally they aren’t active here

But it do be rare and or uncommon

[serene quest]

I'm not wasting $10 for just better quality VC

[jolly folio]

that’s why we must rob the nitro

and join questionable giveaways

[serene quest]

I rob emotes and memes from other server's

[jolly folio]

chad

[serene quest]

indeed

[jolly folio]

tbh do miss nitro tho

Should be 5 dollars or less like 2 for a year

Heck make it 0.50 cents

[sonic aurora]

If you’d only knew that even with current price tag discord is not making profit yet

[jolly folio]

Even better

Tbh prefer to use any kind of emotes anywhere without a price tag involved

[waxen chasm]

You boost why should you care if others boosting? no one cares if you want to boost that’s fine for whatever reason

[jolly folio]

Also sus non nitro user can’t change the background and gif pfp and so on tho

[serene quest]

Indeed, don't forget the banner

[sonic aurora]

At least you can change the colour of background

[serene quest]

Why change it when you can upload animated gifs for it?

[jolly folio]

That I did not know but that is very poggers

been seeing lads doing the everyone recently

[waxen chasm]

I’m gonna get the nitro soon, I’m trying to collect how much cash 💵 I can collect

[serene quest]

Care to give an example?

[soft gazelle]

so that they can get gif and pic perms..

[verbal swallow]

Hello chat

Damn dead already

[mortal arrow]

deader than me inside

[silver crypt]

wack

[void radish]

anyone wanna join a Bf1 MILSIM were ottomans

[jolly folio]

Dead just like my self esteem

[silver crypt]

[verbal swallow]

Dead just like my motivation to do things

[jolly folio]

#739938247089848351

[void radish]

i know

[jolly folio]

Ayo same

where’s the motivation at

[void radish]

but im desprate

and theres a bad leader named Karl in CC were trying to get a new one and he picks on us a new unit

[verbal swallow]

No where

I literally don’t have motivation at all

[idle lotus]

same, lately

[frank belfry]

Eyo

Bread

[wispy valley]

hope my phone gets repaired soon

[frank belfry]

[robust vector]

[narrow steeple]

I just got banned from a server of bfv for hacking
Lmao
I wasn't hacking
That too in an Asian server

The biggest flex you can get in any battlefield game

[tepid mango]

^^^

[weak brook]

At the end of the day we can all agree English food is the best thing on this earth.

[tepid mango]

n o

[narrow steeple]

Chinese or Italian food
Not English

[weak brook]

Sus

[night rain]

name one good english food dishbesides shepards pie

[weak brook]

English Breakfast. gg.

[night rain]

beans!....hahaha

english breakie makes me fart...all the eggs and meat and beans

[pine adder]

Mate? New world war 2 game call of duty: vanguard and modern military Battlefield 2042 but i don't hate them both games so beautiful graphics in HD.

Grow up HD Games new generation.

[night rain]

but sheapards pie is delicious

[weak brook]

Cottage pie too

[night rain]

very hearty

[pine adder]

I play first time Battlefield 2 game

Same like call of duty.

[night rain]

lets face it the brits aren't known for their foods

imo Indian food is best

...and the scots!...hagis

at least the Irish have porage

[lilac forge]

British have some good foods

Like roast dinner

And thats about it

[mortal arrow]

wack

[waxen chasm]

I already have a nitro for my banner

[autumn adder]

Nice

[sour haven]

imagine having Russel Wilson as a QB lmao

[waxen chasm]

Bro it’s only preseason and regular season haven’t started yet

[autumn adder]

Its already preseason?

[waxen chasm]

It is but week 3 of preseason is the last one already starting now

[autumn adder]

I completely missed it. Oh well. 😪

[sage compass]

hm

[vivid plaza]

The beta leaks are insane

[frail skiff]

!!commands

[glossy linden]

ℹ️ Regulars (or Boosters), have access to select commands via Zeppelin. We'll update periodically with any changes:

banappeal    = Informs on server's ban appeal form & time requirement.
bf4issue     = Denotes an EA Answers HQ workaround for a Battlefield 4 login issue.
bfvspecs     = Outlines minimum & recommended system specifications to run BFV.
briefing     = Provides links to latest Battlefield 2042 briefings.
build        = Outlines questions in #technology when requesting help.
commands     = Outlines all tag commands available to Regulars & Boosters.
eaonsteam    = Denotes an troubleshooting article related to EA accounts & Steam.
editions     = Provides a comparison of Battlefield 2042 editions available.
faq          = Provides a link to Battlefield 2042 Frequently Asked Questions.
gameplay     = Provides a link to pre-alpha gameplay for Battlefield 2042.
giveaways    = Explains how to enter server giveaways when available in #giveaways.
keysite      = Elaborates on why keysite talk is potentially harmful & disallowed.
lfg          = Guides or redirects guests to platform-specific lobbies for games.
links        = Lists a collection of Battlefield (social) media links.
minecraft    = Denotes type, version, & location of our Minecraft server.
preorder     = Provides a link to Battlefield 2042 preorder page.
punkbuster   = Showcases a community-guide to troubleshooting Punkbuster issues.
r(1-8)       = Cites Rules #1-8 on the Official Battlefield Discord.
regular      = Outlines criteria related to guests being granted the Regular role.
specs        = Showcases a notice regarding Battlefield 2042 specifications.
stats        = Redirects to Official Battlefield Discord statistics bot details.
support      = Details four (4) specific avenues to receive support for issues.
warningicons = Showcases warning icons for server, client, & connection in-game.```

[frail skiff]

!!gameplay

[glossy linden]

ℹ️ Want to see the pre-alpha gameplay trailer for Battlefield 2042?! Check this out: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WomAGoEh-Ss

[frail skiff]

fuck sake, idk what the command is

!!briefing

[glossy linden]

Missed the Battlefield briefing? Rewatch it here ▶️ https://youtu.be/3rX9dUdtJQI
50 minutes too long? Check out the summary here ▶️ https://answers.ea.com/t5/Battlefield-Announcements/Battlefield-Briefing-Welcome-to-2042/td-p/10415599

[frail skiff]

ffs i give up

[autumn adder]

What ate you looking for?

!!faq

[glossy linden]

https://www.ea.com/games/battlefield/battlefield-2042/faq

[frail skiff]

the command about not leaking BF 2042 stuff

[dense skiff]

!!minecraft

[glossy linden]

ℹ️ If you'd like to join our Minecraft server (Java / version 1.16.5), you can do so at this IP address: 51.178.133.181:25615

[lilac forge]

Hey guys what should I ise to edit stuff

[dense skiff]

monkes

[lilac forge]

Yes

Who owns the server @dense skiff

[dense skiff]

idk

me

[lilac forge]

K

[frail skiff]

[dense skiff]

nah i think its hydra

[dense skiff]

hydra

[frail skiff]

https://tenor.com/view/laugh-lol-chuckles-funny-gif-5104045

[dense skiff]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/140933721929940992/874041077626191902/image0-7_1.gif

[autumn adder]

I think its !!r# where # is the number of the rule, for example !!r3

[frail skiff]

im pretty sure it has its own command

!!leaks

[worn yew]

helo chat

[lilac forge]

@dense skiff @carmine aurora

Hey

I own the server

Y

U

[worn yew]

no

[mighty river]

!!techtest

[glossy linden]

ℹ️ Information on the Battlefield™ 2042 Technical Playtest
https://help.ea.com/help/battlefield/battlefield-2042/battlefield-2042-closed-technical-test/

Sharing any content about the Battlefield 2042 Technical Playtest will lead to a mute and/or removal from this server. This includes links, videos, screenshots, discussions, thoughts, etc.

[dense skiff]

[lilac forge]

[worn yew]

u no own this server shud uph

[frail skiff]

wowwww that was it

[dense skiff]

hes pinged the bastard

[lilac forge]

Yes

[mighty river]

:p

[frail skiff]

if you ping hyrda you have a deathwish bro

[lilac forge]

Ik

[dense skiff]

this

[worn yew]

nah its the admins bruv

[lilac forge]

Who's a admin

[dense skiff]

its the owner bruv

[lilac forge]

Tellme

Plz

[worn yew]

hmmmm

[dense skiff]

hydra

[lilac forge]

Pk

[carmine aurora]

Why are you pinging me?

[waxen chasm]

https://tenor.com/view/lernaean-hydra-dungeons-and-dragons-monster-creature-dnd-gif-14718256

[worn yew]

if you ping way yea total diff story bruv

[lilac forge]

He said to

Also do u own the server

[dense skiff]

hmm

[lilac forge]

[worn yew]

my god....

[lilac forge]

Yes

@dense skiff hi

[dense skiff]

@lilac forge hi

[lilac forge]

Ikr

[carmine aurora]

Don't ping people for inane reasons. What are you talking about a server?

[lilac forge]

Do u own it

[worn yew]

innnit those you can find if you go deep down in the ocean?

[lilac forge]

[carmine aurora]

Do I own what?

[lilac forge]

The server

[carmine aurora]

...

[lilac forge]

[worn yew]

this bludi server

[frail skiff]

he wants to know if you own this server

[dense skiff]

this ^^

[waxen chasm]

Probably or the god of the sea can summon hydra

[lilac forge]

[carmine aurora]

No. Why would you think I own this server?

[worn yew]

lmao

[lilac forge]

Idk ur the lead mod

Who does then

[dense skiff]

cause your lead mod

[lilac forge]

Who owns it

[dense skiff]

probs mozz if anything

[worn yew]

i think HESS owns it

[carmine aurora]

It doesn't matter who owns it.

[dense skiff]

nah hess doesnt

[lilac forge]

I want to know

[carmine aurora]

Okay, and?

[worn yew]

then why the frick hes admin?

[lilac forge]

And what

I just want to know

[dense skiff]

cause hes an og person

[worn yew]

hmmm

[dense skiff]

he was here back in 2016

[lilac forge]

[worn yew]

k

[worn yew]

2016 mate

[dense skiff]

not 2019 lol

[lilac forge]

?whois @lilac forge

;(

Doesn't work

[worn yew]

i saw his twitter

[lilac forge]

[dense skiff]

yeah hes been here a while

[worn yew]

he was there in 2016

[dense skiff]

like april 2016 iirc

[worn yew]

like the release of BF1

[dense skiff]

yeah

[worn yew]

so apr or oct or nov or dec or jul or jun or jan or feb or aug or sep or mar or may 2016

[dense skiff]

yeah

[worn yew]

[lilac forge]

@dense skiff I didnt get kicked

Let's go

[dense skiff]

you mad lad

[lilac forge]

Ong

[worn yew]

has anyone noticed the TWITCH emojis next to emojis?

[silver crypt]

Battlefield owns the server

[lilac forge]

Can I ping them @silver crypt

[worn yew]

PJSalt

[lilac forge]

Or no?

[worn yew]

or its just me

[lilac forge]

[deep hornet]

you mean Dice

[silver crypt]

No literally

Battlefield owns the server

[lilac forge]

What there discord

[silver crypt]

Theres an account called battlefield

[dense skiff]

this

[deep hornet]

damn

[worn yew]

nah modmail does

[lilac forge]

@battlefield

Nope

[silver crypt]

This guy

[dense skiff]

isnt it the bot?

[lilac forge]

Idk

[silver crypt]

It's an admin

[lilac forge]

Which admin

[dense skiff]

[lilac forge]

What's there user

@admin

[worn yew]

ouveveveveveoueseseseeouvevovevoeoveo oasas

[lilac forge]

@ouveveveveveoueseseseeouvevovevoeoveo oasas

Nopr

[worn yew]

they left the server

[lilac forge]

No

Why

I am said

[silver crypt]

bruh i dont know anything

[lilac forge]

[silver crypt]

Im smooth

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/772496879450718219.png?v=1

[worn yew]

cuz they said ive had enough of adminning

[lilac forge]

Ok

How do u post images @silver crypt

[silver crypt]

P2W

[lilac forge]

What

[silver crypt]

except i didnt pay

[worn yew]

become reg or boost ze server

[carmine aurora]

@lilac forge Quit trying to ping people for no reason. If you need to get in touch with staff for non-urgent matters, contact ModMail (as noted in the rules).

[lilac forge]

Ok

[silver crypt]

Cause Epic Games hooked my up

with free nitro

[lilac forge]

I just want to find out who owns the server

I am not pinging anyone

[silver crypt]

I don't mind Hydra is ok

[carmine aurora]

Was not referring to you.

[night rain]

@lilac forge ][% "&!?] — Today at 10:41 PM
I ping hydra
[10:41 PM]
And he didnt kick me

[worn yew]

i see your acc has unclaimed nitro

[lilac forge]

Ik

[silver crypt]

does it?

[lilac forge]

Should I get nitro

[night rain]

pleASE NO

[silver crypt]

how do you see that? you trollin brah>??!

[lilac forge]

Ir no

[worn yew]

yes epic gives free nitros whos is new

[lilac forge]

Let's go

How long

[worn yew]

its expired

[silver crypt]

What do you mean?

[night rain]

if this kid gets nitro the server is doomed

[lilac forge]

NOOOO

[lilac forge]

Yes

Image

Lots of image

[worn yew]

i tried getting it didnt go thru so i had my friend make a new acc and his nitro went thru'

[night rain]

@lilac forge do your parents know you up hanging with the big kids?

[lilac forge]

No

[silver crypt]

Bruh ok

[lilac forge]

[worn yew]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[lilac forge]

Yes

[silver crypt]

No, Yes

[lilac forge]

Yesterday I was suspended off of xbox

Wait that was a month ago

[night rain]

i wonder why?

[silver crypt]

reminds me of Yeah nah yeah nah yeah yeah nah yeah nah nah yeah yeah nah yeah nah

[dusky forum]

Unsurprising.

[lilac forge]

Uh no reason

Dont leak my cod chats

[silver crypt]

OK

I won't

[lilac forge]

And my chats

I send to people

I have said many bad thing

[dusky forum]

🤷‍♂️

[lilac forge]

[silver crypt]

[worn yew]

everyone does

[lilac forge]

What

[lilac forge]

Ya

[jolly folio]

Everyone is a war criminal

[lilac forge]

Yes

Indeed

[worn yew]

i swear one day i was playing gta sa in front of my mom and she was like oke while i was killing NPC's and flying a car

[lilac forge]

Lol

[worn yew]

that was like 8 or 9 years ago bruhhhhhhhhhh

[silver crypt]

Yo Babatunde I like the 2042 flair you added to your picture brah

[worn yew]

oke

[silver crypt]

yeah man

Babatunde dey dey dey

[worn yew]

i did overlay on that

[silver crypt]

yes indeed

[lilac forge]

Yes

[prime river]

Absolutely

[night rain]

https://tenor.com/view/sleepy-cat-time-to-sleep-yawn-gif-6218273

[stone yoke]

cat

[silver crypt]

ay yo gato

Computer gato

[latent jay]

Anyone on want to play

[lilac forge]

When the new Battlefield comes out

[latent jay]

🙃

[pure spruce]

You mean when the beta comes out

[lilac forge]

I don't think I have access with the standard pre-order edition

[pure spruce]

You get early access to the beta

if pre ordered

[lilac forge]

And I'm stuck in lockdown and if I stay in lockdown I won't be able to finish paying off for the pre-order

[pure spruce]

Wdym?

[lilac forge]

That's good to know

[pure spruce]

The standard edition though does not give you early acces for the game it self

The gold edition does

[lilac forge]

So I don't get to play beta

[idle lotus]

You do get to play the beta

You just don't get early access to the game release if you don't have Gold or Ultimate

[pure spruce]

Well I wasted my time typing

lol

[autumn adder]

!!editions

[glossy linden]

ℹ️ You may find a comparison of different Battlefield 2042 editions here: https://imgur.com/a/9IDuNuM

[robust vector]

So don't pre-order

Wait for sales, and put the rest of the money to savings.

[west crescent]

@ everyone