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not worth your time
You can shoot me fox lad
But it's 10 pm
Yeah might ignore
you tell me crazy sending least-offensive offensive memes

The he true sister of Patrick instead of that squid
do you ever read my messages before judging
that pistol made me fly
sure did
or am i just taking an objection too serious since i got into 4 debates that dured 1 hour each
shut up both of you
Miljman stop
probably this
sorry
i literally got into 4 ghour debated
my hands and arms hurt of typing
racoon :>
the cat
You guys ever hear of some Spongepants Squarebob
damn
pantbob spongesquare
Bobpant squaresponge
š³
too much mix
squarebob squarepants
spongebob spongepants
Bobsponge pantssquare
Spongsponge squaresquare
UwU
sponggnops squarrauqs
owo

Well that was terrifying. I am hearing ants hit the window of the car.
Like, flying into the window and it's a pretty loud thud.
ants can fly?
Thing was massive
ant killstreak
you driving in a forrest?
Yeah
Nah, sitting in a parking lot.
Thereās a species of ant That can fly
Next to some nice trees.
@jolly folio wanna do yours
And this ant, just... whack
where do i sent pictues?
Sure if I have them
nowhere sadly
you cant without perms @versed solar
okay, yeah i got a warning for sending 1 in #screenshots-and-clips so that didn't work out
oh lol sad
gotta go
by
im tired of typinf
bye
Bobbob pantspants
Got some diamonds fox lad 
Donāt mind the name btw 
i smc tÅred of devbatin fr 4-5 hourd with racists and islamophobics
I thought you couldnāt type anymore
so cannot type anymor
i cn
btu my arms drop
i force mysel hard
you could always get one of those voice to text programs
where it types what you say
so i will read a light novel of an anime that has too much poetic words and hard grammar
so imma use translate
it is hard to type this right
so takes more effort than my normal speed
If anything fox lad try to get as much as you can
big chungus
gotta make myself lemonade
so i get my energy back
and come back to typing so bye till then
Friend
Burn it
Let him give you kiss

Give him a kiss with a swatter
Let it eat the other bugs. You'll be fine.
For now
Though, gigantic ant? Not happening.
Spiders eat dogs they are chads
This isn't fallout.
true
They just look mean and scary
The only spider I trust are daddy longlegs
But they arent
Since they eat other spiders
Those aren't spiders tho
Bruh
I have seen like a huge clump of them before it was weird
I don't see them anymore
Overshot much fox lad 
what a cute spider!
Laxatives
i wish i had a spider
You know when I was remove stuff from my kitchen for remodeling (removing the old stuff)
I found 6 spider egg sacks
Oof
ok i dont wish it anymore
If those hatched
Under 1 thing
egg sacks are eeew
Lol
Tile the size of uhhh
Think of a Xbox one
But 2x2
2 side 2 top
Thing was heavy

So if a spider survived that I am amazed
@slim grove looks like your not wiping today
Couple more hours till work is over and I can go home and play Fallout New Vegas
Go inside the room @remote oxide
the vault?
Yea
Wait hold on
Wait come back up @remote oxide
ps4
O
Me no have PS4
helow
Pain
Tho wished I got it back when it first came out
If I knew a spider man game would come out for it
Hold the button where Iām at 
ill soon have a pc
Did you snatch the free gta on epic games tho
yes
@remote oxide lets do it again
You take the open ones and Iāll try to unlock the others
I donāt remember it taking us back all the way
Which battlefield game should I buy ( Bf4 excluded)
Well thereās bf1 fir that ww1 feel and bfv so idk
I didn't 
4 ya best bet
But you donāt want that
Thereās hardline but eh
Never played it
Never will
You can get BFV ult addition for $10
Gives you all the stuff
From year 1 and 2 but eh ya choice
Well for now until the 75% sale goes away

I mean should we go like that or @remote oxide
lets go out

Ngl couldāve gone better 
wow thats so cool, now I can get a game I already bought for free
hello everyone little ? will the open beta carry your status over for game release
probably not
thx you just saved me some money
since its a beta its pretty much guaranteed to have some changes
yer done few close beta testing was hoping the open beta might have š¦ this could be the first bf i do not get for the open beta lol
open beta is free though
For completing a Challange
point
.
this aint cod where the beta is private unless you pre order
shout to EA DICE is there a challange in the beta, hold on there was a dog tag for doing the beta before if i remember right ?
the very best
I'm not going outside on Sunday. Nope. Not at all.
where the hell you live the sun
Texas. So, close.
you mean future
Yes. Sunday. August 1st.
yer texas is a hot place, got some friends over there, and my brother inlaws family no idea where them live
Tuesday July 27
what is it like to live in a volcano?

My boys in Iraq chilling at 122f
That's what? 40°C if my math is right?
Yep. Went there in 2011. At least it was a dry heat.
Tbh sucks that there aināt a auto shop near this next the beach or so
Or like around this area 
helo chat 
im looking to buy another car
I would much rather like to live in a constant state of tropical bliss. 70°, 5-10mph wind out of the north to provide a crisp breeze.
You wonāt go wrong with GTR
in gta
Lmao
Spring: 30-40°c, Summer: 30-40°c, Autumn: 30-40°c, Winter: 30-40°c
gonna sell one of the race cars and see what i get
Now you know what it's like to be a Brazilian
Truly understandable like a nice 60f or 80f would be nice
So a constant temperature?
Nah. 80 is too hot. 65 would be about as low as I go, so far as there's no wind. Haha
Buy a fucking air conditioner
In NA 
if i was rich? maybe
We need like 2 ACs and so on
What??Its not that expensive is it?
"Brazil"
Everything here is expensive, including the electricity bill.
How much do you pay per month?
120-180R$
Cost of living differences too.
And some time 100$
My most recent bill is pushing $315
Holy shit
Yep
What country
Time for foodd
Wheres meat
share with me 
US. This is Texas summer.
Pogger
It has salami
Ayo where you get a high quality looking pizza like that?
cool
If I have left over
Oh now I see
fair enough
From the store, it is frozen pizza
Frozen is good.
And I thought you made it 
Nah, to much work on a work day
I'm ultra multitasking
Watching a show, eating pizza, texting here and I'm calling with my sisters
Thatās even poggers
my house garage be like
race car
Should see mine 
this is spicy
remind me not to eat this
That's not mine
i cant see any pineapple on it?
maybe there is a mistake
all stock cars
they would have 3 mod cars and rest vanilla
I mean I do have one thatās rather expensive
man i miss playing with them
Same
had some lads I used to play with but not anymore
mans got literally us military equipment in his office garage
I mean, I carry my toiletries in a spare .30 cal ammo can when I travel
Its surprisingly the perfect size for carrying full-size items

ok american
Time for dessert š š„°
Hi
Hii
hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
The gold car and the dodge cheer and this one where Iām at are the only ones Iāve brought that are āānormalāā vehicles fox lad

How do i select a color role?
Uhm you can only select a color role when you are a regular or a booster
A lot of the cars here have collected on the street 
You are welcome
The server doesnāt have emotes? I expected a ton
It does
it definitely does 



Did you even check the emotes 

tbh fox lad Iām sort of cheap when it comes with vehicles
Except for military shit tho 

well to gran turismo i go
Farewell lad
The game gran turismo
Oh my bad
Don't forget to post your clips from that game
prolly discord being discord
Mhm
does the villa perosa exist in b1 multriplayer? or is it too op
Btw nice about me, donāt forget it when you are older
i don't know what you mean?
Your āabout meā section in your profile
yeah what's up with that?
yea this gave me a stroke
simple question tho
Donāt forget it
does dice ban hackers
Just endorsing it
I am
Lovely
idk, makes me care to much sometimes
An ImSim that comes pre-cursed.
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also i'm kinda curious how old you think i am...
The right age to think that way

I remember this
Itās funny because game styles like this have become more popular
oh jeez mods are lurking again

mhhmm i know
Hey
Oh no its almost 3 am
surree
Hey Doom
Can you help me?
yes, what can i help you with
i just bought bf1 what is the best assault gun?
smg08 š
šŖ
AS VAL
do i need dlcs for that one
what a cute doggo
i don't have any connections to them, but i don't think they will do something about that
Its a goddamn nightmare
if it would be Cyberpunk, i could do something
where have you been banned from?
It's been 1 year since I've been banned for spamming
lmao
What a shame
They said they would remove my ban after 6 months
And I can't talk to modmail anymore

I love using Hellriegel
Possibly, i think it was added with the "in the name of the tsar" DLC
Hellriegel is bae, love that gun!
ah man that sucks
it is what it is
you wont be able to communicate with modmail if you got it disabled
lol i got 100stars on it
Intel or amd for bf4
For medic I usually spam m1907 factory or mondragon sniper
see for medic i normally run Fedorov or the Farquhar
this is so sad when you had a good round last night and you want to record it...
btw i saw Razen in game @tropic moss
use geforce overlay and clip things
Yeah I played with him not too long ago @quartz nymph
he said you told him to get pc
when siege updates, it deletes all your matches..
was playing bf1 with him a week ago
this seems like a good idea now
haven't seen him afterward
Ah, I don't remember that lol. I do remember that his friend sold him his pc
Decent build as well, 7700k with a 1080ti
1070ti**
i got this thing instead 
all u do is set a keybind of your choice and then when u want to clip something that happened in like the last 2 mins u just press that key and it will save
since it was launched, it is a good game tho
oh nice, i want
shall team up and play together aye
I played bf1 since 2017, 2 years on console, and the rest pc
Ahaha we should, the new players made the servers alive and kicking
Battlefield 1 is a goddamn masterpiece.
i think we got 10 full servers up and running atm
Right now? At 3am? Damn
not now
Ah
but prime time, i guess around 14 servers you can join tho
Killer
Btw my game with Razen not too long ago
We just pub stomped the poor bastards
anyway we can team up next time if you are up and keen\
and also ask your mate Derrikk to play with us
Ah I haven't been in contact with Manic for a while
Ever since the whole shenanigans with ACE v SPG
nah it is over
been playing other games as well
still unsure when our minecraft server will go live once again
yeah. i think we will all on pc tho
and by the time you got enough money, you will be getting yourself a pc as well
Good Afternoon
One message removed from a suspended account.
No
coz you will have disadvantages playing with controller
Unless 2042 has aim assist similar to CoD MW, it won't be much
I know that no matter how much my aim improves ill forever be in a disadvantage but it won't stop me from trying to improve
I have been training in aiming tho
i got 10 headshot killsteaks in a life while running in bf1
I don't train my aim at all, I just play the game and slowly improve
like less than 4mins or something
but i do missed the time playing with you guys tho
Evening.
hello!
Welcome!
Thank you so much! How are you??
I'm good, wbu?
Very good myself! Are you a seasoned member of this community?
That's old enough for me hahah
I can't wait when the new "Threading" feature will be activated here
What's this feature about?
Looks like this
ooooh
It doesn't have it yet. It's being rolled out gradually
Just like with "reply" feature
I get you
Sadly, most likely it'll be available to server boosters only 
Who plays battle field V over here?
litteraly no one, cant you see this is the cod server?
WOOHOO OFF EARLY FROM WORK
A long time yea
-_-
Depends on who you ask.
btw @quaint herald still haven't fixed sleep? Ever since I first talked to you here you were still up at this time lol
What do you guy think of the new Battlefield 2042 portal?
No fixy sleep. 
Ill take sleep meds tonight try to somewhat straighten it out
I need like a whole bottle of sleep meds
Ah fair enough. As you can see, I haven't fixed mine either
Though a 4am stroll is quite nice
I have never once gotten a good nights sleep
Never
Not once
But to be fair
I am on meds
Never had to use meds
Iām on meds for ADD/ADHD and GAD
i see
Hey dude who keeps trying to post gifs, they wonāt embed unless you boost the server or are a regular
I take sleepibg pills only
But got a sorta addiction
So when i was in class i was tripping on sleepping pills
And got my diploma , lmao
That was this one kid in my grade
He came to school half the time tripping and usually had stuff on him
He was even on stuff during gym class
For me it was useful
And when we took the SAT
I have severe insomnia since im 5
So lets take some pills to sleep
I had risperdal because im autistic
I donāt have insomnia but I feel like I do. But itās just my meds cause they both have a drowsy side effect
So drowsy x2
But stopped it long time ago because negative effects as fuck
Oh yea I was on riddlen for awhile
Goddamn. I simply just had bad sleeping habits 
Shit just fucking made there
Just , being hungry without having the feeling to be fully nourished is horrible
So in a moment i took : risperdal , sleeping pills and lean
I lived in another world lmao
@tropic moss the lockdown here just ended too so admittedly I'm really excited
Oh same here, venues that are classified as non-important are open again
And the 5km limit is gone
Ahhh
is this an ad?
Wat
hani bu türkler nerde
MY EYES
english please
ım no english
@fiery stone Please use the english language only on our discord server
only turkısh have
give me english
ı dont have english
where is english?

bruh we don't talk turkish
who is english?
thıs ıs english
This dummy speaks turkish
it isn't agam
So dm him
i am turkish
@fallen plaza Be respectful

give me english

lol aga chill (aga means buddy)
lol
LOL
LMAO
Half turkish half english
Aught bro
JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL
he said "your mom is a baka" lol
What does that even mean
what does what mean
It means speak English you heathens
maybe "whuuaaat"
dmd?
Dm

pog
And I thought I'm missing something
pog indeed
raccoon bad
wanna see a guy getting beaten up by a train?
@daring mortar Lets not
ohhh
dms
Yes, they're not pog
lol he sent a thomas costume person beat a guy
LOL
There is LFG channels for that.
At least this chat has some life in it
$5 and I'll tell ya
damn it really do be like that
Ų§ŁŲ§ Ł Ł Ų§ŁŲ¹Ų±Ų§Ł
Same
english only
ok sorry
yeah bro
mod be like: 
ok
hello chat
bye
hello fellow human
yes ice dont like me
why
idk
we dont eat cats here
Bunger :<
Not yet
we will*
we're gonna be talking bout the
This discord chat is really pog this week
What the dog doin
wanna see another dog?
let me change my profil pic real quick.
done

Domestic abuse? more like she didn't fight back
is it the hour of the memes again?
Perhaps 
figured
ye
boyyyyyy
scout tf2
U playing farcry 5
Old clip yes
Meanwhile, I had to do this whole mission with just throwing knives and fists
Because I had a bug

Rip
RIP indeed
I mean, ngl, it made the whole escape thing more immersive
Far Cry 5 tho
hold up
But headshots with throwing knives are not the vibe
Remember that mission where you have to ambush the Jammer truck in Jacob's region?
Uhhh
I didn't get far
Left Jacob for last
Far cry 5 just turned me off, I might try it again soon
meanwhile
Something about Far Cry 5's narrative feels deeply unsettling
And I don't mean it as a bad thing
Quite the opposite, in fact
After playing FC5, I literally cannot look at Christianity the same
This franchise knows how to write its antagonists
Far Cry 5 has a weird vibe to it
isnt @quaint herald supposed to sleep?
Finally got my first vaccine shot today
yeey
Nice, has Bill Gates shown up for you yet?
Good stuff
Not yet, expecting him to come over tomorrow
Gonna make him a good lunch 
congrats

what about dinner?
Thanks
Thats for the second shot
Maybe the religious cult is what does it for ya'
Saw this after getting the vaccine?? Anyone??

GO AWAY
The way Joseph Seed speaks is so darn "profetic", in a way.
trust them just trust
NEVER
It's defo part that, it's also about it feeling way less outlandish than many other storylines
Is seeing jeff bezoz normal?
š
Pagan Min or Vaas are a bit caricatural, if that makes sense
Way go to bed, stop playing terraria 
The Seed family... not really
brb
Dont you mean "...A WAY" huhehuhahahahuhehehehahahuhuhihihi
Oh also maybe it feels like a totally possible scenario
- internal pain *
Yeah, defo
I hate you so much

Seed family... minus the more "magical" (I know, bad word) parts, really feels like it could be a thing in a similar scenario irl
Far cry 4 was just fun. Yeah 3 was the most classic but 4 wasn't a bad modern far cry
I used to only kill the pigs when I was 5 on the original far cry because I was scared fighting people
Holy shit
Great way to board a plane
james may fucking dies part 2
Thats fuckin great
Thats Jeremy
oh no, anyway
oh 
Getting an irl equivalent of a Far Cry finger recently made me appreciate the actual Far Cry finger way more
i do not affiliate with top gear
Let's just say that pinky finger is not supposed to bend that way
I did the elbow snap back to joint move after a car crash haha
Crafter is a mod trainee now? Thats awesome!
Can say that it's accurate in-game
My pinky was bent at about a 90-degree angle off the hand
best thing I've seen today.
It's a miracle that I apparently didn't do major damage that way
...or when setting it back in place
...which I probably shouldn't have done
You madlad
chad move right there
I dislocated most of fingers in my hands in my life
Makes me a bit less squeamish with any finger injuries, at least
Mine popped out when I planted my hand in the dashboard of the car when we crashed
I would on purpose dislocate my thumb both from the socket and segment
I figured that out after using my hand like that for 10 mins
Indeed
...I tried to pick up a 30kg bag of cut branches, leaves etc. and it slipped off my hand
And caught the pinky on the way down
Major ouch
By all means, it ended way better than it should have
I mean, your pinky could have left the premises of your body
Forever
That, or nerve damage
A friend of mine just cut the tip of his finger off the other day.
...or, most likely, torn the ligament
I dont wish that pain on anyone
My classmate back in school broke a bone in his hand and doctors screwed up setting the bones twice
Needed a full-on surgery in the end
Thats.. unfortunate.
10% control in pinky, 50% in ring finger in dominant hand afterwards
Also, sorry for derailing, does anyone have lian li strimer cables here? I'm having some issues with them
"What doctorate degree?"
I've been lucky. No broken bones or surgeries.
I can't imagine that.
I would like to assume plug and play? but I don't own a PS5.
I had one broken bone
Ankle
And multiple sprains
Needed rehab at one point to get the ankle somewhat in shape, the joint got loose and it would roll up from almost any uneven ground
Fixed it with that rehab, but there is a reason why I only feel really comfortable in shoes that end above ankle
Those are painful. Not to get too grotesque, but let's just say war was the reason I was involved in that one.
Saw a buddy get his ankle all torn up. They said he wouldn't be able to walk.
...and a bit of an idiot
...yeah, anything bad with ankle or knee can wreck your ability to walk for life
I have hip joint issues, but not my fault
Had an infection in my hip joint when I was 8 and was bedridden for a month plus
i has returned
I'm sorry that one happened to ya. My buddy was lucky that we were able to save his foot. Military medicine sometimes is okay
Not a problem in everyday life, but for example I can't make certain moves while swimming
As hip joint pops out
Ouch.
Would not recommend
But it's not like I can do anything about it... and I don't exactly swim on regular basis
Yeah, it could always be worse. Brighter side of things.
Yeah, if it's just swimming, it's fine
standard operations in FC5
(defo didn't start uploading this 10 minutes ago)
Only one I proper loved was Blood Dragon
Because it didn't take itself seriously
And wasn't bloated (which is something full FC games tend to suffer from)
That was the weird like 80s retro one, if I remember
Yeah
Yeah the movement in those games made me nauseous =[
Blood dragon I loved that sense of speed
The explosive sniper rifle
Laser assault rifle
Screaming mini gun
...it also had the best tutorial section I've seen in a video game
"Just let me kill stuff dammit!"
I dunno... PokƩmon snaps tutorial was really good, lol
What was the name of the tutorial in blood dragon? Military ABC's for idiots?
This one was great because it completely slammed itself
"Military Navigation for Idiots" was the first part
Hahaha. That's great
Sounds like it'll be right up my alley. I'll probably YouTube the tutorial since the movement makes me sick. =[
Oh god lol
Perfect hahaha! I'll watch this shortly
It wasn't me.
hi
Milkman
i see
miljman is hard to pronounce
Running is like walking, only faster.
Ice is water, just frozen
hi
Crawling is like walking, but slower.
Running is faster walking
Hello chat
Old profile picture was more based
Oki
Just saying
Done
breathing is like punching someone in the chest, just softer.
Half an hour till I get my pfp back bois
And sneezing is like breathing, except your heart stops.
yeet
Stand
heh, I'm happy with something I pulled off in Battlefield for once
Enemy pilot was going 15-0
what happened?
They weren't half bad
The difference was, our second pilot was in a 109
Their second pilot was in a Blenheim
@gritty harbor can u embed something
ye
Thach Weave is such a fun thing to pull off when it works

le dk
le duck
magical ain't it
What is happening
le duckƩ
That was the train, I was talking about earlier.
...
@lilac forge
?
I'm at work, and EA Answers HQ could probably help you better
EA Answers?
@lilac forge hehhehe
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Good Night Star
After the beating

Nightš
good night or day everyone :)
Hello everyone
sup
Iām alive!!!
how do i walk dog

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