general

[lilac forge]

When i lived in Oakland jesus christ

[lilac forge]

tastes good tho

I heard loud shit downtown almost every night

[serene quest]

They door dash?

[lilac forge]

And people were always doing dumbshit

[lilac forge]

yeah thye bring it free

Same here. And I have this annoying ass neighbors that will host parties every fucking night blasting loud music

Its honestly so annoying

These people are the root of my deep anger issues

If I didn't live here I'm sure I'd be 100x happier

[fallen plaza]

I live in a pretty chill neighborhood

No sounds

[lilac forge]

Well i dont have to deal with that shit anymore or atleast partially because theres someone across the street who occasionally plays loud shit

Still better than every day

[dry vigil]

DÖNER

[lilac forge]

Of course

I didn't form any anger issues until I moved to Wisconsin

[lilac forge]

looks good

[fallen plaza]

LMAO

Luke hates Wisconsin with a burning passion

[lilac forge]

Its hard as fuck to anger me

I seriously fucking do

Like after grade school i lost my short temper

[steady yarrow]

So isses

[bitter sleet]

imagine if the mg42 got a 3x scope

[lilac forge]

I could type until my fingers are broken and talk until I'm blue in the face. That's how much I hate this state

Jesus

[north chasm]

Whats up? anyone want to get down on bf5 combined arms missions?

[serene quest]

Iron sights aren't good enough

[fallen plaza]

I lost my temper also just some moment's when i hate the game

Depends

Like with gta

[steady yarrow]

!!lfg

[glossy linden]

ℹ Looking for Players to play with?
Head over to the Looking For Games channel category.
Please remember to state your region when looking for players to play with!
#lfg-pc #lfg-xbox #lfg-playstation

[serene quest]

@north chasm

[fallen plaza]

I hate low lvls with oppressors

[lilac forge]

I used to never get angry and my life used to be stress free

Until my neighbors

[lilac forge]

Nah give it a 56x scope

Literally having 30 people over every night blasting music during covids peak

[fallen plaza]

Sounds like a movie

[lilac forge]

damn im sorry

[fallen plaza]

I didn't hate my life til i met my neighbor mike

[lilac forge]

LMAOOO

[fallen plaza]

Gonna make this into a traumatizing movie

Get my actors

The Wisconsin

[lilac forge]

I'd burn the film

[fallen plaza]

Ill make millions off it

[lilac forge]

Not from me

[earnest vigil]

doner kebabs are amazing

[lilac forge]

As soon as I move Im wiping any memory of this place out of my mind

[earnest vigil]

i used to live in london near a Turkish restaurant and they made amazing doner kebabs

[lilac forge]

I want to forget my traumatic stay here

[fallen plaza]

It was 1998 and i recently moved to Wisconsin it was a dark and foggy night

[lilac forge]

So every night

[fallen plaza]

Yes

Anyways

[lilac forge]

bruh i was born in 1998 wtf

[robust vector]

Try their ice cream

[fallen plaza]

How do we continue this story

[serene quest]

Forgot cold

[fallen plaza]

Cmon yall

[robust vector]

It would be a fantastic experience

[fallen plaza]

I recently got a new job and moved to Wisconsin with my wife a kids

Into a creepy old house

We started to move in when we hears noises coming from our basemnt

[lilac forge]

They then got stalked by a crazed neckbearded ginger with 13 shotguns in his pickup truck

[fallen plaza]

I thought my door was getting opened

[robust vector]

Bruh

[lilac forge]

Yeah I FUCKING HATE GUNS

[fallen plaza]

I almost died

Legit got so scared

[earnest vigil]

the stretchy one?

[fallen plaza]

[lilac forge]

Me who owns a pistol

[earnest vigil]

i think i have

[serene quest]

https://tenor.com/view/sad-baby-frown-cry-tantrums-gif-4649018

[lilac forge]

Everyone owns like a billion trillion guns here

Idk why

[robust vector]

Battlefield admins be like:

[lilac forge]

lmao

Yo guys I went into a gas station the other week and I shit you not. The cashier literally had a foot long neckbeard

Everything else was shaved except this neckbeard

[earnest vigil]

redditor

[fallen plaza]

Im gonna buy a tuba off the darknet

[lilac forge]

Only in Wisconsin bro

I swear

[earnest vigil]

you met a redditor

also a 4channer

[lilac forge]

I met an average Wisconsin person, so yes. You're not far off

[fallen plaza]

Im gonna write a page for you maybe sometime never luke about Wisconsin

[lilac forge]

Bro I could write a NOVEL about this state

The shit I've seen here

Its ridiculous

[serene quest]

Idk sync might make a good movie

[lilac forge]

You know what makes no sense either? It costs more to live where I am rn than it would be to live in Seatfle

[fallen plaza]

https://tenor.com/view/snoop-dogg-yes-yes-yes-oh-fo-sho-for-sure-nods-gif-12018369

[lilac forge]

Seattle*

[fallen plaza]

Gonna film a great movie

[lilac forge]

i have a single S&W 9mm MP shield

Its 4k a month to live in these crappy mobile homes away from society than it is 2k a month to live in Seattle

[fallen plaza]

Mods are probably so confused about whats happening in chat

[serene quest]

Hope you get a Grammy

[fallen plaza]

Thank you my good sir

Become a mutli millionaire

[lilac forge]

Great. Give me money to move out of here when you sell your film

[fallen plaza]

Lol

[serene quest]

Great CCW

[fallen plaza]

We shall see

Wait can i buy a riot shield

[lilac forge]

small hands small pistol

[fallen plaza]

Just make a blitz shield

[lilac forge]

They make those ya know

[earnest vigil]

https://twitter.com/KFC_ES/status/1417404025184608281?s=19

KFC (@KFC_ES)

Ü

Likes

1191

Twitter · Jul 20, 2021, 8:40 AM

[fallen plaza]

With the most powerful lights ever

Is it legal

For citizens

[lilac forge]

It rapidly flashes lights milliseconds apart

[lilac forge]

Idk

But they have some that look like blitz's shield

[fallen plaza]

Good investment

[lilac forge]

Not bad

[fallen plaza]

The head gear is $90

[lilac forge]

I might pick up one and shine it on my neighbors house whenever he decides to launch a firework at 5 in the morning

[fallen plaza]

Just file a noise disturbance

Idk make your music louder

Just annoy them

[lilac forge]

Nah the flash shields that SWAT uses are supposedly brighter than the sun

but thats for like half a second

[fallen plaza]

How? Like its gotta be small enough

To fit with the batteries

[remote oxide]

just because its small doesnt mean its not powerful

[lilac forge]

Enough to disorient someone

[fallen plaza]

[lilac forge]

Lmao you think police do anything here???

[fallen plaza]

Not the police their are phone numbers for situations like this

[lilac forge]

Yeah no one does anything here

That behavior is considered normal

At least here

[fallen plaza]

Ah

[lilac forge]

All you need is a high discharge capacitor, some batteries and ofc the super bright bulbs for it

[serene quest]

It's not the size that matters, it's how you use it.

[lilac forge]

get a lvl 3 shield

I was thinking about filling their tires with cement before I leave

[fallen plaza]

LMAO

[lilac forge]

lmao

[fallen plaza]

Steal them wheels

[lilac forge]

Especially this one asshole neighbor that revs his car EVERY MORNING

[lilac forge]

Take his brakes off

I did that to someone

lmao

[fallen plaza]

Wait

What

[lilac forge]

I should

Fuck him

[serene quest]

[lilac forge]

i got 2 weeks

fuckin sucked

Knowing this state they'd probably let something like that slide

[fallen plaza]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-cachorro-surprise-omg-wait-gif-7809484

[lilac forge]

Awe isha doggy

Wat da dog doin

I have a husky

hes 11 rn

It seems hes not getting older he is still hyper af

[tribal pine]

yo battlefield 4 uninstalled itself

wtf

[mortal arrow]

you are not worthy

[fallen plaza]

The game said

Bad

Imagine if modders could uninstall your games

[mortal arrow]

lmao

that would be hilarious

[fallen plaza]

Your just in a 1 v 4 and your game just kicks u out and you don't see the application anymore

[tribal pine]

aight says if i install it again it gone be at 196 kb/s and take 3 days

[lilac forge]

lmao

[tribal pine]

Amazon has a game studio

what

[mortal arrow]

yeaah

they are working on new world right

[tribal pine]

yeah

[astral copper]

Hello

[tribal pine]

thats really weird to me

[mortal arrow]

its strange but not super

every big company will make a game at some point

[fallen plaza]

Next thing you know is amazon making military contracts and hospitals

[tribal pine]

welp

time to wait for battlefield 4 to install again

[lilac forge]

tesla game studios

Miscord dods

[astral copper]

🏜️

No friends online

ruined daily routine

[slim grove]

[pallid crag]

1300/4800 for 2042

[fallen plaza]

https://tenor.com/view/stare-down-die-in-agunfight-what-serious-not-happy-gif-22314749

[lilac forge]

afternoon.

[serene quest]

Day 3 of no starboard

[remote oxide]

Make it 4

[serene quest]

Wonder if we can go a week

[late furnace]

The starboard is starving

[remote oxide]

https://tenor.com/view/tired-spongebob-day-15-gif-12897114

[serene quest]

Rip

Mods are busy today with bots

[fallen plaza]

Perhaps

[quartz nymph]

[late furnace]

Derek go back to being busy with the bots

[astral copper]

Hey

My friend

[mortal arrow]

is this server getting botted

[astral copper]

Derek

[fallen plaza]

Derek like the first mod I've seen in a while

[lilac forge]

Hello everyone

How you all doing?

[late furnace]

TukTuk was here last night

And carbonic is normally in #technology

[astral copper]

Bad

And you?

[lilac forge]

I'm doing ok, a bit tired

[astral copper]

And your family?

[late furnace]

Most mods are normally in #screenshots-and-clips

[lilac forge]

They are well

[astral copper]

Ok

Slept well?

[lilac forge]

Yeah, you?

[astral copper]

No

[lilac forge]

W A R

[late furnace]

WHAT IS IT GOOD FOR

[lilac forge]

Absolutely nothing

[astral copper]

Ok

My friend Derek gone

So

Bye

[lilac forge]

Bye Doom

[mortal arrow]

god i wish i was a plague doctor

[lilac forge]

When the plague doctor takes too much "medicine"

[steady yarrow]

[late furnace]

Gimme

[steady yarrow]

Mine

[late furnace]

Share

[late furnace]

Thanks ❤️

[sonic token]

Space Stuff 🌌
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMHhXzpwupU

[pine shadow]

Wagwan

[mortal arrow]

wat

[late furnace]

Wagwan

[pine shadow]

Wagwan lads

[slim grove]

water be on fire

[late furnace]

Don’t worry it’s just Spongebob and Patrick camping

[pine shadow]

Pipelines ruptured, methane gas is flammable so it would make sense

[remote oxide]

People discovering there can be fire underwater

[mortal arrow]

https://imgur.com/uEzB8cv

[slim grove]

wholesome

[slim grove]

yeah i know, happened in the mexican gulf

wow

[remote oxide]

Lol

[serene quest]

With sound

[mortal arrow]

ah ive been looking for that

[slim grove]

https://tenor.com/view/keyboard-caps-lock-press-gif-8936772

[mortal arrow]

grav isnt just any furry

grav is the server furry

the local

[serene quest]

That is not at all the case

[remote oxide]

And you know nothing

You're*

[serene quest]

Where's joker when you need him?

[remote oxide]

Not gonna annoy him

I do not

[mortal arrow]

disgusting*

[slim grove]

i've just realised that JusticeJoker's name is quite literal, he both delivers justice and quite often makes a lil joke

[late furnace]

[remote oxide]

Society

[late furnace]

JusticeJoker emote

[slim grove]

this is how we summon him

[remote oxide]

[late furnace]

Welp

Time for work

[serene quest]

Have fun

[slim grove]

you can put the phone down now

[serene quest]

Grav got mods on speed dial

[gleaming holly]

(BF4) (Xbox) Hey, is anyone free to get on and help me with the dice LA camo? I can't get past the Morse code part.

[serene quest]

!!lfg this will point you in the right direction

[glossy linden]

ℹ Looking for Players to play with?
Head over to the Looking For Games channel category.
Please remember to state your region when looking for players to play with!
#lfg-pc #lfg-xbox #lfg-playstation

[blissful rain]

I would ask in discord.gg/bfee

[gleaming holly]

I tried in there but nobody responded.

I'll try that discord.

[robust vector]

[gleaming holly]

Won't let me on the Easter egg discord.

[steady yarrow]

you need a verified phone number

[vale otter]

why

[steady yarrow]

ask the BFEE discord admin lol

[serene quest]

So it recognize that you're not some bot

[gleaming holly]

No, it physically just won't load the page.

[mortal arrow]

control and r

[gleaming holly]

I'm on mobile.

[mortal arrow]

close and re open

[slim grove]

i joined on mobile, idk

Alt-F4?

[gleaming holly]

Got on.

[vale otter]

i mix crackers with ice cream

[mortal arrow]

kindly perish

[vale otter]

what

[pine shadow]

I joined that server

[vale otter]

there is sea salt flavored ice cream

[pine shadow]

I don’t think so

[vale otter]

yes

look it up

[round spruce]

Is it like sea salt with chocolate or just like vanilla sea salt ice cream?

[vale otter]

vanilla sea salt ice cream

[round spruce]

Ew

Sea salt with chocolate is good but I can't think of sea salt being good by itself

[vale otter]

stop

[remote oxide]

[round spruce]

Who?

[lilac forge]

Sea salt with caramel is good, i dont like sweets tho

[modest relic]

@remote oxide Did You Harrass My Mate Spac3Monky

[vale otter]

@modest relic

[remote oxide]

I never did

[modest relic]

He said u did

[lilac forge]

Sea salt caramel is probably one of the only sweets i eat

[serene quest]

He harassed gravina

[modest relic]

Did he

Oh

He said Grav was telling him to kill himself in dms

[remote oxide]

LMAO

[lilac forge]

Wow im going to commit self induced internal combustion

[serene quest]

He as in space monkey. Him as in gravina

[modest relic]

Is He Capping?

[remote oxide]

Yes he is

[round spruce]

Don't bring drama from other servers

[remote oxide]

I never open dms

[remote oxide]

It's from here

[modest relic]

Ok @remote oxide, I Kinda Trust U, Have A Nice Day

[round spruce]

Oh I assumed it was somewhere else but still don't bring drama up

[remote oxide]

[modest relic]

My Bad

[lilac forge]

closing dm's improved my mood

[mortal arrow]

nobody ever DMs me

[serene quest]

I do?

[lilac forge]

only friends can dm me

[late furnace]

I now pronounce you husband and wife. You may kiss the bride

[astral copper]

Hey

[mortal arrow]

you dont DM me

[astral copper]

My friend

Sausage dog

[serene quest]

https://tenor.com/view/no-bugs-bunny-nope-gif-14359850

[round spruce]

Hey doom, hows life

[astral copper]

I missed you

Bad

And you?

[round spruce]

Why

[astral copper]

Many things

But

How you doin?

[serene quest]

It was a joke, its part of the name.

[round spruce]

Idk

[astral copper]

And your family?

[round spruce]

Idk

[astral copper]

Ok

Slept well?

[round spruce]

No

[astral copper]

That sad

Ok

Bye

[round spruce]

[lilac forge]

W A R

[pine grail]

hello

[vale otter]

someone made a remake of i'm blue
with fruit

[round star]

guys

[vale otter]

wat

[round star]

bf1 will be free on steam right?

or just in prime gaming

[slim grove]

https://youtu.be/jcFlYGasemM

[lilac forge]

bits

BITS

its finally raining here

trees looks like this because no rain

[harsh wadi]

Is my mom in the video?

[lilac forge]

battleline hardfield

[harsh wadi]

Wtf

[slim grove]

yes

[harsh wadi]

Hold up

GG

[slim grove]

[lilac forge]

companyfield badbattle 2

[harsh wadi]

U're my dad now

[lilac forge]

layer 4 greed

[copper gull]

That's sad. I love rain & green trees.

[slim grove]

i'm 17

[harsh wadi]

I really don't care

[lilac forge]

young

[harsh wadi]

Dad

[serene quest]

https://tenor.com/view/chicken-fbi-skeptic-chicken-funny-gif-14153035

[slim grove]

[lilac forge]

sus

[slim grove]

i'm prepped to make a call

[lilac forge]

amsungusogus

amogus

[harsh wadi]

Wait, he is my dad and i will go whit the cops?

[lilac forge]

Nah we are sending him with the machines

which will help with his blood donation

Hes donating all of his blood

[harsh wadi]

I only an Axolotl

without dad

I only wanna a dad

Please become my dada

[slim grove]

'hello, is this child protection services?'

[harsh wadi]

😔

[slim grove]

[harsh wadi]

Ok, call FBI

But I wanna only one more thing

[pseudo arrow]

@harsh wadi was i talking to you a few days ago about cod?

[harsh wadi]

A place with a lot of whater

[harsh wadi]

Really?

Oh, i don't remember

[pseudo arrow]

i can’t remember who i was talking to

pretty sure it began with an A

okay no worries

[lilac wind]

Morning all

[serene quest]

Morning Drew

[harsh wadi]

I don't think was i becuse is the firt time i'am talking here

[harsh wadi]

Morning

[lilac forge]

morning andrew

[harsh wadi]

But no problems

[lilac wind]

Hope you’re all doing well today!

[serene quest]

It's been hectic so far, here atleast.

[harsh wadi]

Same with u

[lilac wind]

Thanks ^•^

[harsh wadi]

No way

How u do this face?

Please, theach me

[lilac wind]

a magician never shares their secrets

[harsh wadi]

Oh, u're right

U're smart

But If the dark i will see ur secrets

U don't have much time my friend

I am an Axolotl who plays with the darknes

Who will destroy the tree of the life

[pseudo arrow]

okay no worries bud i found him now

had to scroll for ages but i found him

[harsh wadi]

Oh cool, who was?

[harsh wadi]

But u can finaly talk with him again

continuing

I WILL KILL YOUR FRIENDS

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[pseudo arrow]

one sec i’ll find his name now

[pseudo arrow]

yeh true

[harsh wadi]

Ok

[pseudo arrow]

it was AryanK

i wont @ him cause he might be doing something right now

[harsh wadi]

Yes

[pseudo arrow]

also i like your pfp

[harsh wadi]

Thanks

Why Battlefield server has so many racoon's stikers?

[harsh wadi]

[karmic fjord]

[harsh wadi]

Troll face

[serene quest]

[pseudo arrow]

[gleaming holly]

Is anyone here able to help me do the BF4 dice LA camo Easter egg, nobody on the Easter egg discord wanted to help so I'm asking here.

[astral copper]

#lfg-xbox #lfg-pc #lfg-playstation

[gleaming holly]

#lfg-xbox

[lilac forge]

when you get Piss rank in ultrakill

[gleaming holly]

What?

[lilac forge]

if you dont know what ultrakill is, i dont blame you

Nobody knows what ultrakill is

only those who play, understand

[graceful lintel]

what is better cod or battlefield?

[frail skiff]

https://tenor.com/view/cod-call-of-duty-dice-activision-violent-gif-5426367

[gilded cedar]

Imagine asking that question in the official bfd

[gleaming holly]

Both are different games and shouldn't be compared so actively.

[serene quest]

5+ kill's within a short/matter of second's

[gilded cedar]

Cod is a bigger copy paste than Bf

[velvet geode]

@lilac wind god.. youre an actual mod now

dammit

well that means theres another mod on my payroll

[warm mural]

@graceful lintel Tbf. Don't listen to most of em. But atm how it looks like battlefield because of all the stuff going on in cod.

[quartz nymph]

[harsh wadi]

[quartz nymph]

He used to be a mod in BFEE tho...

[late furnace]

[velvet geode]

@quartz nymph youre also on my payroll

[velvet geode]

i know

[graceful lintel]

true i saw a lot from battlefield later in cod

[lilac forge]

No, Ultrakill is a retro shooter that blood

I dont even know how much blood

[quartz nymph]

No

[lilac forge]

But all i know is that its blood

[harsh wadi]

CoD has a game for mobile players, so se have the anser

[serene quest]

[warm mural]

Well. CoD has had a lot of like hacker issues lately.

[gilded cedar]

Did you manage to bribe admins like me tho? @velvet geode

[lilac forge]

Ultrakill is a great game

[warm mural]

I don't own cod but i've seen a lot of videos reporting on it.

[velvet geode]

hess, is also on my payroll, peter is aswell mozzy is a 50/50

[graceful lintel]

2022 battlefield mobile is coming

[serene quest]

Never played it, was thinking of Halo.

[gilded cedar]

Ah

[harsh wadi]

No way

[graceful lintel]

this has say dice

[gilded cedar]

Ye I joined this server 1 week ago and now have regular role

[warm mural]

Well. Damn.

[harsh wadi]

COOL MAN, I HAPPY KNOW

[lilac forge]

You're a robot sent by humanity thats fueled by blood which has the same effect as cocaine because you're a machine not a fucking human

[graceful lintel]

but mobile games play little toxig kids

[harsh wadi]

Now*

[astral copper]

I joined this server 7 months ago for the 2nd time and I still no regular

[gilded cedar]

I lied

[astral copper]

[serene quest]

https://tenor.com/view/rude-jack-black-jumanji-jumanji-movie-gif-11210109

[lilac forge]

You kill zombies, demons, even other machines, and higher dimensional beings for blood

[gleaming holly]

@lilac forge So i now have to download a different game for help in bf4.

[gilded cedar]

have been here since end 2018

[lilac forge]

One of the developers invented LSD and the other invented methamphetamine for the game

[graceful lintel]

who will buy battlefield 2021

[spring mirage]

hey boys

[harsh wadi]

No man, If u play only for do Hard plays probaply u Will play with kids, but with u play for Fun that kids don't exists only the kid into u

[serene quest]

Oh wait, you're describing the game.... I'm just dumb

[harsh wadi]

Hello

[gilded cedar]

This hurt to read ngl

[gleaming holly]

Is anyone able to help me with this camo?

[graceful lintel]

i played cod mobile i saw always kids

[spring mirage]

do you hate mobile games and their ads

[harsh wadi]

Try to play other games

[spring mirage]

probably playing with their mommys phone

[graceful lintel]

ok

in the world chat in cod mobile is always beef XD

[lilac forge]

No you aren't

[harsh wadi]

I hate It, but I chose one game who u chose with u Will see these videos or no

[lilac forge]

Don't put yourself down

[spring mirage]

theyre annoying and funny

[harsh wadi]

The world chat always was these, in every game

[spring mirage]

wait is sending a yt link is self promo

[serene quest]

No at first I was like "Did this man go savage on me?" Then my stupid self realized you're talking about the game.

[spring mirage]

because i have a vid full of mobile ads that are shit

[harsh wadi]

Try to play Standoff 2, is the same think of CS

[graceful lintel]

ok

[gleaming holly]

Is anyone able to help me with the ccame?

*camo

[sharp hearth]

Yo anyone plays battlefield 1 here?

[graceful lintel]

i joined the cod discord server the first name i saw was: fortnite guy XD

[lilac forge]

You deserve to feel affection and satisfaction with your life not hatred for it. You aren't stupid, you're just ignorant of the topic

[spring mirage]

yo i saw it too

[graceful lintel]

XD

[harsh wadi]

XD

I think is irony but is funy

[late furnace]

Frank

[spring mirage]

i honestly like cod and bf

[harsh wadi]

Funny*

[harsh wadi]

Same

[graceful lintel]

btw i am banned form fortnite discord server XD

[spring mirage]

oh wow

what did you did

[harsh wadi]

Why?

How

[slim grove]

that place is hell, i felt nauseous

[graceful lintel]

i written in the chat fortnite is dead XD

[harsh wadi]

Hi dad

[slim grove]

try me

[serene quest]

Gotcha, yeah I'll have to see what it's about. Like I said never heard of it. Thought it was a Halo reference.

[harsh wadi]

Fortnite is a game for kids so u can't talk trash

[serene quest]

I hate autocorrect

[graceful lintel]

its the true XD

[harsh wadi]

'-' no dad

[lilac forge]

I do understand the reference and it did make me smile. Now can you please help me with my addiction to extremely fast paced shooter games

[harsh wadi]

I ur son

[gleaming holly]

Can literally anyone help me with the camo?

[spring mirage]

yep
my friends bought gaming laptop for it

[lilac forge]

I fucking loved halo 2, 3 and reach

[serene quest]

How?

[lilac forge]

i don't know

[harsh wadi]

I can't Sorry

[quaint herald]

I mean

Is It really causing a problem

[warm mural]

Bruh, nVidia legit almost bricked my GPU.

[karmic violet]

Halo 2 was probably the first game I ever played

[quaint herald]

Is it truly a problem or are you meming

[slim grove]

Halo Reach was my first AAA title

[serene quest]

Several people told him about "LFG"

[slim grove]

actually, maybe Battlefront II

[karmic violet]

Wait really?

Actually now I’m tryna think what the actual first game I played was

[slim grove]

no, it was Battlefront II, but i played it in the same year

[serene quest]

Halo reach, I probably had over 50+ perfection game's. Mostly played swat.

[lilac forge]

My big brother let me play halo 2 when i was younger then halo 3, finally i got saved enough birthday money to buy myself an xbox 360 and halo reach

[slim grove]

i was 6

good times

[karmic violet]

Noice

[lilac forge]

I played snipers only and swat

[serene quest]

Swat or Infection

[vivid cove]

33 service stars on the kolibri

[karmic violet]

I actually think the first game I played would have been Pokémon emerald

[lilac forge]

Infection was fun af too

[serene quest]

2 more to go

[lilac forge]

Prob infection

I was crap with dmr's but it was fun

[vivid cove]

I have a blister on my thumb from all the grinding

[vivid cove]

I’ll see if I can get another one today

[lilac forge]

[smoky rover]

🦀

[vivid cove]

Yeah it hurts but it won’t stop my grind

Also got my 79th service star on the yatagan sword

[karmic violet]

I remember when I was like 6 or 7, my dad walked in me playing mw2 No Russian and killing the civilians. All I remember from then on was be banned on playing MA15+ games

[slim grove]

oh shit, i had a DS, i think it could've been this:

[hollow granite]

Hello everyone

[vivid cove]

Making me number 1 in the world not counting boosters and hackers

[lilac forge]

I grinded halo 2 so much that i transcended existence to exist as the concept of the SRS99AM sniper rifle

[slim grove]

i played lots of Spongebob Diner Dash on the original iPod Touch too

[quaint herald]

It is the 21st!

Woop woop!

26 hours and 29 minutes till reveal : D

[lilac forge]

Lets goooo

When i got my first killpocalypse in team snipers i cried and then got shot because i stood still

[karmic violet]

Yooo I actually remember playing a Scooby doo game on DS as well. Don’t think it was this one but I remember playing as Shaggy and slingshotting werewolf’s in a sought of top down shooter kinda way

[quaint herald]

If im specific just excuse that 👀

[slim grove]

they were sick, good games

[lilac forge]

Tell your boss its pog day and you are not going to work

EZ win

[lilac forge]

Is ur pfp komi shouko

[gleaming holly]

Please, I don't have long left on my personal server. Can anyone get on bf4 and help mr.

[quaint herald]

I wish I had a job, but then again it's not like I can go out cause there's a lockdown hre

[gleaming holly]

*me

[quaint herald]

Yes!

@lilac forge no begging.

[slim grove]

look at what my mum just sent me

[karmic violet]

You live in Sydney as well?

[lilac forge]

F for my man Way

[quaint herald]

@karmic violet South Aussie

[lilac forge]

Yeah im a fellow Komi-san cant communicate enjoyer aswell

[karmic violet]

Ahh you copped the lockdown as well

That sucks

[quaint herald]

The manga turned bad but ill always loved the art

[lilac forge]

Im kinda hyped for the adaptation

[karmic violet]

What’s wrong with his eyes?

[quaint herald]

Don't worry, Sydney needs a half lockdown DESPITE there being a couple dozen cases

[serene quest]

Answer the question.

[quaint herald]

Totally not a problem

[lilac forge]

Tomohito's art style is fucking gorgeous

[quaint herald]

Exactly, answer the question

[lilac forge]

He is by the use of a legal drug called sussy chungus crewmate

[slim grove]

i'm blue, fyi

[quaint herald]

We know

[serene quest]

I know

[slim grove]

oh shid, uhhhh

no, i'm not extracting the urine

[serene quest]

That's all you got to say

We all know mom's don't like being ignored

[lilac forge]

[karmic violet]

I was playing Morrowind recently and now every npc has a duplicate clone

[lilac forge]

Damn it really be like that

[karmic violet]

It’s really annoying

[lilac forge]

I got dagoth ur'd

[lilac forge]

I died to him 4 times btw

[karmic violet]

Come Nerevar, friend or foe

[hollow granite]

Scary thing is that he helps lead my country

[karmic violet]

What lvl is your alchemy?

[lilac forge]

Lol

[serene quest]

Let us pray

[quartz nymph]

@lilac forge Do not discuss sexual content on this server

[karmic violet]

With lvl 100 alchemy and a good alchemy set, with right ingredients you can make very strong intelligence potions which you can than make even stronger health, fatigue and majicka potions so theoretically you can never die even on the last boss

[quaint herald]

I sent my mum some weird memes over messenger, now she doesn't message me anymore

[lilac forge]

I think it was 94

My beloved Lemon is gone

[quaint herald]

Its not fucked up just weird shit

[karmic violet]

When?

[lilac forge]

Will do

[serene quest]

They took our lemon's

[lilac forge]

lemons

[lilac forge]

Yes It will be 1 week until I see my beloved friend again

[quaint herald]

I read beloved friend as beloved son and got real concerned

[lilac forge]

Lmao

[lilac forge]

I had all 4 effects displayed so i was atleast 80

[serene quest]

That sucks man

[lilac forge]

Indeed

[karmic violet]

And Dagoth Ur still the hypno dance on your corpse ayy?

[harsh wadi]

The caking of M

[lilac forge]

Yeah, unfortunately

But it was worth it

Its dagoth fucking ur

Come to nerevar friend or traitor

[karmic violet]

Dagoth Ur> All Skyrim bosses

[lilac forge]

I loved his character

It was prob the best boss

[karmic violet]

there’s a mod that changes and adds more to the main story and you can apparently join Dagoth Urs Sixth house

[jade yacht]

hello bunch of cute social bipedal mammals

[karmic violet]

Selam Aleykum

[jade yacht]

yes

[gleaming holly]

Can literally anyone help me with the dice camo?

[karmic violet]

Which one?

[gleaming holly]

La

[karmic violet]

U know Morse code?

[lilac forge]

How come i havent heard of this

Also best boss fight would be alduin or miraak for me

[gleaming holly]

No, why i need help

[karmic violet]

I think it’s called main quest overhaul

[smoky rover]

women

[lilac forge]

Alright ill check it out

[karmic violet]

Just be careful when playing it with other mods or you might get duplicates of npcs like me

[lilac forge]

But the dagoth fight holds a place in my heart

[ocean spindle]

[karmic violet]

I still never even finished the game

[lilac forge]

What did you think of the almalexia fight?

Bruh

You havent finished morrowind?

[karmic violet]

Ummm

No

[lilac forge]

What the fuck, have you finished any of the elder scrolls?

[karmic violet]

Problem is my characters get really strong and than I have a crazy idea for a new character and play style and start them but never actually finished any character

[lilac forge]

Oh

[karmic violet]

Skyrim once

[lilac forge]

Okay

You had me worried

So I feel really bad, guys.

I discovered my own surprise birthday party weeks before it happens

And I'm not really feeling it

[karmic violet]

I’ve got a short attention span and sometimes my mood completely swings and I feel playing and investing time in a completely different game out of nowhere

[lilac forge]

I finished daggerfall, morrowind, oblivion, and skyrim

I am conflicted. I have Empathy yet I have Asperger's which tries to shut me from the world.

I don't want to say no because I want to stop being introverted and depressed

[lilac forge]

Want to talk about it in dm's?

[karmic violet]

Like I purchased God Of War and Ghost of Tsushima but haven’t finished either

[lilac forge]

We could talk of it here.

Bruh finish tsushima

And god of war

[graceful lintel]

someone german?

[lilac forge]

Whatever is fine with you

Play every God of War in chronological order. There's like 8 of them

[dreamy hinge]

~hi bois

[karmic violet]

But the 30fps and shit quality PS4 controllers ruin it for me

[vernal scarab]

I've had that happen before, best case is you fake surprise then a little while later let your parents or whoever organised it know ashamedly-like that you saw it before

[lilac forge]

I finished like 6 of them

One of them is now inaccessible. It was made for old flip phones

But shows Kratos retaliating after his brother died

Its called Betrayal

Hmm

I havent heard about the phone one

[karmic violet]

@lilac forge I’m guessing by your username that you enjoy the halo games?

Specifically halo CE? Perhaps?

[lilac forge]

The issue is that I already let my girlfriend and mother know. I wish I wasn't so observant. Like I really know human behavior naturally for some reason.

I told them to let it happen so we can have a good time.

Bruh i was a no life when i came to god of war, elder scrolls, halo and far cry

[lilac forge]

Yep

Halo CE magnum

[smoky rover]

magnum dong

😎

[lilac forge]

[karmic violet]

Hate that in MCC multiplayer

Literally beats everything

[smoky rover]

pistol right?

oh yeah, how's lockdown in NSW btw

[karmic violet]

It’s a bloody hand cannon

[karmic violet]

Shit

[smoky rover]

yeah same in VIC

our lockdown got extended lool

[karmic violet]

Have to get tested every 3 days if I got work outside my area

[smoky rover]

oof

[karmic violet]

All because of a Limousine driver that the government allowed in from a Covid country

And that’s all I’ll say before I get muted

[lilac forge]

At least MCC lets you duel wield now like it was supposed to. I was like "wait, I know that insurgent shanghelli was holding up two plasma rifles in the Arbiter mission. I played this game 70 times when I was 9 years old"

[smoky rover]

oof

[karmic violet]

Ikr even the Heretic leader wouldn’t dual wield plasma rifles even tho he does in the cut scene

[lilac forge]

My first halo was 2 and that was when i was 7

[quaint herald]

I thought the heretic leader originally did that

Halo 1 was mine

[karmic violet]

That’s literally what you just said. My brain

[quaint herald]

I got into invert because my sisters boyfriend at the time left invert on and I didn't know how to turn it off

Now my mind is wired to inverted aim

[karmic violet]

BruH I used to play inverted as well

[lilac forge]

Now they brought it back to the games that allowed duel wield in the MCC. I just know that originally you couldn't in the MCC, but I recently reinstalled. Now you are able to

[karmic violet]

I just wish online co op campaign wasn’t peer to peer connection

[mortal arrow]

wack

[karmic violet]

Because Aussie internet is absolute rubbish. My mate gets 300 ping even tho he’s got nbn and I get around 10 ping and because of Peer to peer one of us always has to suffer lag or fps drops

[late furnace]

I am so fucking tired

[quaint herald]

Go to sleep then

[late furnace]

I just wanna sleep

[lilac forge]

I have halo 2 to thank for bringing my introvertism

[karmic violet]

Sleep child

[late furnace]

I can’t cause I’m at work

For another ~4 hours

[quartz nymph]

i remember i was walking as long as i can to keep myself awake

was working 18 hours on that day

[late furnace]

All this driving is making me want to sleep

[lilac forge]

What

[karmic violet]

I have halo 2 to thank for teaching me how to speak and sound smarter than I actually am and for inspiring me to impersonate the characters and the cutscenes

[karmic violet]

You a courier?

[late furnace]

No I do cable work. I’m in the passenger seat so it’s hard to stay awake

[lilac forge]

i am to thank for not being born after in the 2010s

[karmic violet]

I think your parents are to thank for that

[lilac forge]

true

[karmic violet]

So like power cables and all that?

Or internet cables

[late furnace]

Nah like internet and tv cables

[karmic violet]

Interesting, so how does that work?

[late furnace]

Fuck if I know lmao

I’m just a laborer for the summer

I just dig and resto holes normally

Occasionally build Peds but not very often

[lilac forge]

Yes

Phantom bow upgrade

[karmic violet]

If only explosive phantom bow was that effective

[mortal arrow]

the phantomer bow

meet me behind the burger king in 36 minutes

[karmic violet]

You mean Hungry Jacks?

[late furnace]

🥴

[mortal arrow]

no i dont mean off brand burger king

[karmic violet]

What does Burger King call it’s go to burger?

[mortal arrow]

whopper

[karmic violet]

Hungry Jacks is literally Burger King

[mortal arrow]

knockoff yeah

[karmic violet]

Just Australianised

No like exactly the sam e

Whopper burger and all

BUT WITH AN All new BIG JACK

[worn yew]

i have evolved.

from red dead...to stormy's

[karmic violet]

Because of copy right?

[graceful lintel]

someone german add me

[karmic violet]

NIEN!

[worn yew]

nien

[graceful lintel]

uff

[hollow granite]

Hello

[worn yew]

helo.

[hollow granite]

Who wants to see my latest drawing?

[worn yew]

uhhh ok

ah sturmtruppler

[worn yew]

dam.

[slim grove]

improvise, adapt, overcome

[karmic violet]

@worn yew what hot dogs you sell?

[worn yew]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/808942822966951937/864765830338969610/51sjY8pzpxL._SL1500_.png

i dont have nitro lmao

[karmic violet]

😂😂😂 babushka dog

[hollow granite]

@worn yew can i get a spicy hotdog

[worn yew]

sure

[worn yew]

🌶️ 🌭

[hollow granite]

Thanks

[lilac forge]

phantom bow 02

[karmic violet]

Anyone else like raw onions on a hot doggy?

[lilac forge]

no

[hollow granite]

🌶🌭 😩

[worn yew]

its fried onions

[karmic violet]

Bugger

[remote oxide]

@full badge

[lilac forge]

Guys

My ps4 is back

Look what my brother did to the controller

Gorgeous

[hollow granite]

Kill him

[lilac forge]

ABSOLUTE

GORGEOUS

The controller was black btw

[late furnace]

Tf you mean gorgeous

Looks ugly

[solemn vapor]

I like it

Looks good

[remote oxide]

Meh

[lilac forge]

Me too

I loved it

Let me get a proper pic

[worn yew]

hand reveal dam.

[lilac forge]

Yis

[karmic violet]

Did he fix the thumb stick drift?

[hollow granite]

Thanks :)

[lilac forge]

Oh yeah he actually did it

[karmic violet]

Is that first gen controller or second gen?

Second gen has the light on the touch pad

[lilac forge]

Second gen

Improvise, adapt, and then die

[dry vigil]

Got my new PS5 Controller today

[lilac forge]

Noice

[earnest vigil]

my xsx controller is fucked with drift

[karmic violet]

Thought that was a special toy for a sec

[lilac forge]

Gorgeous

[karmic violet]

Not a fan of the Dual sense design

[lilac forge]

I like it

[solemn vapor]

I bought a 20 euro AM4 bracket for my CPU cooler 2 weeks ago and now I can't find it anywhere

[sweet bluff]

[full badge]

[worn yew]

i still have my xbox one controller since the past 6 years and works fine

[remote oxide]

first win after like half a year

[pseudo spire]

duelsense controller is verrrry nice

my only complaint is how heavy it is

[karmic violet]

Still have my Ps1 controllers and they still work fine

[worn yew]

sheesh

[lilac forge]

Lmao my keyboard weighs like 4lbs

[karmic violet]

Jeez

What’s in that thing?

[lilac forge]

Its a tofu keyboard 60% aluminum case

[late furnace]

3 drop sites with no power locates

I’ve done nothing at work

[lilac forge]

Damn

[karmic violet]

Does it pay well atleast?

[late furnace]

12/h

[dawn yacht]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k7YVxLLIuGM&ab_channel=BosnianApeSociety

🤔

[late furnace]

Love that channel

[karmic violet]

How many hours and how many days a week that come to?

[late furnace]

5 days a week and I’m supposed to hit 40 hours but I don’t hit 40 that often

I make close to 400 a week

[karmic violet]

That’s like $547 Aud a week

Not too bad

[late furnace]

Nope

[karmic violet]

Unless you have expenses

[late furnace]

None

[hollow granite]

I'm back

Another drawing pic

[karmic violet]

Lucky man

[serene quest]

Sorry for the late tag. One I had custom built. (Not modded)

[lilac forge]

that looks like a car

[hollow granite]

Thought I was drawing a plane

[karmic violet]

Too bad MG is now owned by China

[late furnace]

Thought that was something else

[hollow granite]

Ikr

[graceful lintel]

is battlefield V good?

[hollow granite]

Yes

[karmic violet]

Not like it was probably any better under Britain

[lilac forge]

oh shit!

[karmic violet]

Euro cars are shitboxes to service on

[serene quest]

No.... Just a Xbox series controller

[karmic violet]

No where near as good as Battlefield 4 or 1

[wet lichen]

hey ya

[hollow granite]

Not all of them

[lilac forge]

That looks awesome

[hollow granite]

Any other rally cars anyone wants me to draw

[karmic violet]

All the ones I’ve serviced so far are nothing but hassle. Only plus side is more money in our pocket

[serene quest]

The site I got it from at the time had only 20+ designs now they have over 300+ for Xbox series controller and PS5.

[hollow granite]

German cars?

[karmic violet]

🤮

[hollow granite]

German cars are amazing

[karmic violet]

But French cars are Waay worse

[hollow granite]

Apart from mercededes

[karmic violet]

Too drive yes

[solemn vapor]

audi pog

[hollow granite]

And look

[karmic violet]

But you wanna change brake pads you gotta change the whole bloody rotor as well

Can’t machine them

BMWs always got oil leak problems

[hollow granite]

I mean look at that car

[hollow granite]

That's why old cars are best

[solemn vapor]

I was more thinking about the audi a7 sportback

lul

[graceful lintel]

ok thx

[karmic violet]

Nothing beats a 2002 Subaru Impreza WRX STI in my eyes

[hollow granite]

A Gucci ford rs200

[hollow granite]

Yea

[karmic violet]

Fords and Holdens are their own story

Holden is right at the bottom of the dump next to Citroen,Peugeot and renault

Absolute dog wank cars

[hollow granite]

Tbh I could argue /talk about cats all day

[karmic violet]

Cats?

[hollow granite]

Cars*

[karmic violet]

Catalytic converter

Oh lol

[hollow granite]

Autocorrect sorry

[karmic violet]

Well my eyeballs about to die so I better go get some sleep

[harsh wadi]

I talk about cats too

[karmic violet]

Almost 2 am

[vale mirage]

Just got my 2nd 5G shot man imma be dead as hell today

[hollow granite]

Gn

[vale mirage]

And I got pictures to do today as well

I suffer

[harsh wadi]

I like the gray ones

[lilac forge]

The car id spend my retirement on would be the 1998 Nissan GTR R34 Skyline

[hollow granite]

I'd get a lancia delta s4

[karmic violet]

I creamed a bit

[hollow granite]

It's got a turbo and a super charger

[lilac forge]

What the fuck

[karmic violet]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[lilac forge]

[karmic violet]

Nah because it’s a nice car

Skyline

[lilac forge]

Yeah ill never have it tho