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Uga chaka uga uga uga uga chaka uga uga uga chaka
no map
yup
no nothing
no recon
automatic life down
It's been 36 hours since I've last slept
Enjoy death sussy
im buky saka
Nugget You tiny lass
you beat the system
for now
š
hey! Don't bring my height into this
Sussy baka?? Amoung us?? Jesse what are you talking about?
whos jesse
nothing to see here
To late I JUST DID
heck u
EMBED FIIIIX
SHUTTTTT UPPPPPPP
EMBED FAIL!!!!!!111!!!
FUCKKKKKKKKKKK
what happens when you get caught in 4k:
LMFAO
WE DONT CARE
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU IM DELETING DISCORD NOW
5k
buy
nothing weird here
Hahahahaha he deleted discord because of an embed fail message
Normal formalities
WAIT
WHA
THATS 1 IN A TRILLION
U GUYS SENT MESSAGES IN THE SAME TIME
@barren tide NICE EMBED FAIL
U REGRET?

brooooooooo
i dont even
just complain about me not sleeping its better
nah
Sub Urban - Cradles in a sticker
OK
I shall never sleep
@fiery marten https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ
I got an ad
I have ad blocker so you fellas know how that went down for me
no one can save you now
I almost feel sorry for you
Only one person can save me
YES
who do you call mighty Skinny Dutchman?
Its my El Macho twin brother
NOT BUKY SAKA
SAS
They die? Yes but they save? Yes
PLEASE ANYTHING BUT EL MACHO
EL MACHO WAS SO POWERFULL THAT HE STOLE BANKS WITH HIS MACHO HANDS
EL MACHO IS SO POWERFUL HE MADE SOME MACHO NACHOS
INDEED
im here
EMBED FAILE
He is hereeee
EMBED FAIL
EMBED FAIL
El Macho is here RUN
@fiery marten OI GO TO SLEEP OR I KEEL U WITH A FAT ASS SLAM
Imagine
nah, id rather die
AIGHT
SO MACHO

Nugget is now die
she or whatever
everyone one when el macho comes:
yes
A true macho
Nugget is die, may she be remembered for generations to come
its ded chat
mfw the chat is ded
what happened
you ate me >:(
i cant post fucking pictures or videos
pain
it went from ded to cringe
i cant attach files
nah

Hi
helo
have you slept
nope
Dog
lol
El macho killed her
check my status everyone
in real leaf
you can try but it wont work
El Macho
cute doggo
El glorioso El Macho
engrish only me no speak spanish
@fiery marten Dutchman and I got a celebrity to read you a bed time story.
oh shit
TF IS ENGRISH
bet
Samuel L. Jackson reads the children's book "Go the Fuck to Sleep."
lmao
The Official Battlefield Discord Server
tru
indeed it is
I can send you a lullaby
you can try, but you can not make me sleep
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the best lullaby
why the fuck is this working
Yes

š
im not listening to it
xD
me no go sleep
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I'm gonna go commit mass murder in vr now, goodbye chat
hmmmmm
ā¢Ā®Ā©
what
ā¢Ā®Ā© gang
Yes
read the fucking rules by our fucking country
Trade mark gang
I'm gonna murder a lot of peoples, in vr
read the rules
ITS IN VR
read the rules
not real life
susy baka will come
I love me some spam before I leave
you: any last words
me: no u
Lmao
im not gonna risk
Same ideas
im not gonna risk
;)
Hmmmm
El Macho
El skinny
@lilac forge begone
My Jordans are not fake
@lilac forgewbu?

what
Yis
ALL MODS
AHHHHHHHH
CAUGHT IN 60000000000 K
OMG
mods rn:š„ŗš„ŗ
moderator's kitten rn: Yo I uPgRaDeD yOuR dIsCoRd NiTrO tO 3 mOnThS
TRANSLATAION
YO I UPGRADED YOUR DISCORD NITRO TO 3 MONTHS
ded chat

Gyro
Oryg
I despise humidity
With a passion
I can't sleep
So I'm in the mood to complain
About 100% humidity
LIKE WHO TF THOUGHT LETS LIVE ON AN ISLAND SURROUNDED BY WATER
IN A WARM REGION
(It's uk btw)
When did you visit
And where

Soonā¢ļø for game pass lad
How did you sleep
Where I am we haven't had below 80% humidity
Normally we have like 45
Northern Ireland
Don't go in summer
To humid
Trust me
Oh it's great
Nice and cool
Able to sleep aswell
Also Belfast is nice at Christmas
With the market and all
Yeah I see why
Better
Canada is nice
True
No
Haven't left school yet
I might go have some canned coffee in a minute
Or try sleep
For the 7th time
It's nice
Trust me
What's the longest you went without sleep
Round 70 for me
Insomina kicked in
Had one of my flare ups
Yeah
Fun
Youtube
Try sleep
Play games
Talk on discord
suous
I did more but that was the main of it
It was the first night
Then it got incredibly irritating
Then on the third night at about 9am I had been blessed with passing out cause of my body not having enough energy to function
I slept for a solid 20 hours
literally went to sleep at 11am to wake up at 10pm
proceeds to pull another all nighter
the cycle keeps repeating itself
Yeah
I call them flare ups cause my insomina isn't constant it just kicks in every 2 or 3 weeks
Sometimes more
Sometimes less
Roughly
None I'm willing
To
I ain't getting hooked on sleeping pills
For them to ruin my life
I'm gonna get some things like a dehumidifier
Yep
I 100% agree
I wish I had of slept today though
I'm making my friend his birthday card
And can't if I'm asleep
Only have a few days left
I like to be prepared
But doesn't end up well
When I need to sleep though the day
I'm walking about my estate rn
To cool me down
Not the rich kind
In the uk there a group of house that are close together
They ain't the worst
I'm gonna try sleep
Be back in like 20 minutes if I'm awake
Still
Thanks
Pssst
Hey Miss chicken nugget, you asleep?
Goodmorning BFD chatāØ
Hello
omg hiiiii its FUCKING EL MACHO IM NOT GAY
I reckon there are a few thousand people playing PokƩmon go here in the parkland

Literally, everyone just look at their phones
Very social game
PokƩmon go die
How is everyone?
bad
I was afk making breakfast
kinda
Why bad?
Oh that's okay. The point is to have funš
Oh no! You too?
Can't even sleep
Klik and Ogg also have heatwave going on
i really thought BFV trailers were made to be 100% accurate but then i saw this guy with a 101st patch in iwo jima lol
I feel bad for you guys... it's barely 20°c here

Yea
Omg... go to bed
no 
I slept for 4 hours
Lemme guess, christian saint fest?
Oki
Maybe
just chillin
I slept a solid 8 hours
But damn I thought we were getting bombed or some shit
From 4 am to 8 am
lol yesteray i got 3 hours of sleep cause i had to take my cousins to the airport
And now my arm hurts for some reason š©
went to bed at 2 woke up at 5


Dang those Ramadhan fireworks
Legit have a monster in the fridge and not bothering to sleep
Disturbing people chilling
That's all of you
this is the only server i know with 200+ boosts but less than 300 emotes
we literally have 500 slots
I sleep before 10 PM
Feel like going out while its fresh and not 37°c
I think it's over

I drank a monster at 10 pm that probably didnāt help
I have a coffee machine too
I hope you can get some sleep Grav
Same
Nah
just trynna get those rust drops on twitch 
I'm gonna take my dad to Starbucks today
Sure you can it's weekend
Nop
Its 7am for me
Trust me
Been trying for the past 4 hours
For whatever reason I just can't sleep during the day
That M2 š¤¤
i got sniped by a level 1 bot
There should be off topic channel
This is it
This is the off topic channel
tru

Kinda dunno what to do but at the same time kinda want to open blender and do some portfolio stuff
Level 1ās have more aim assist
my friend sleep 8 hours in 3 hours and its seem he probably dead.
Good luck 
Because that's the easiest way apparently
i killed a camper
Thankss
today i am playing a 5 man on rust for the entirety 
Wipe day?
at a rooftop
Well today sprint qualifying



Its somehow fresh outside and Iam hungry
Am excited for this
Go for walk get some breakfast
Guys i think way has salami 
I am gonna take a shower, get some kolibri kills and go to a party
Way has had salami for over 2 days now
I hope he brushes his teeth extra considering the smell of salami

YES
i cant remember exactly what it tastes like but i remeber not liking it 
I GOT 19 KILLS
Salami is so good
I will go out when shops open, buy some ice cream and snacks
el macho poggies
I love salami sandwiches
But... I got to go get ready
Rn got croissant for breakfast and coffee
Sounds like a plan!
In which Battlefield?
I got salami with ātruffelsā in the fridge
Oh my... I want
Ok got to go!
Oh, which COD?
im in a call with friend rn
Bye guys! See you all later
ye
bye
but
Later star 
Finally found my password for discord account
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Lol
LESSSSSS GOOO

el machooooo
playing rust all day tommorow with a 5 man


helo
why i see empty message
oke
Your Existence is futile
don't fucking try it
i dont have a ps5 or xsx but i have a pc and a ps4
and an xbox one
might get the xsx soon idk
sir this isnt the #flex channel
I need coffee
I could use one rn
Coffee gets me motivated to do things and I have no motivation
Ordered a PS5 tonight, but my main is PC.
I just lately gave my xbox to my brother
Sat for a year
And he didnt have anything like decent to play on so might aswell
Use uber eats or something bro
Lmao
Idk why people dont make coffee themselves
We dont have starbucks here atm i think and my friend went to sweden where there is starbucks
yo
Death Wish Coffee
Home made with some good roast beans are the best
Same
What you need is sleep man
Imagine going to Starbucks 
Imagine going to dunkin
imagine going to deez
not falling for it
Who has Xfinity 2000mbps package
what buisness @opaque warren
ur toilet cleaning buisness
Hello
hi
How you doin'
hey ya
STRAIGHT UP
its weird. I've never had coffee in my life but this suddenly makes me feel like i need one
How many fps can i get in battlefield 5 with r3 1200 and gtx 1050ti?
Uhhhh let me try to look up a benchmark
Okay
the game is more gpu intensive so ill look for the gpu at least
it says low you're getting closer to 60
medium around 45-50
thats not that bad
remember its kind of a scale tbh
Starbucks is not coffee tho
you could easily get 60
wdym
I hope
it's cream and sugar with coffee taste

uhhh
wait isnt that coffee. they still use the bean @lilac forge
you just listed stuff that everyone tends to add in coffee
Starbucks is coffee
This chat just got really confusing now
Heās just being elitist I think
honestly ive never ordered anything from starbucks
good morning
I mean even if it's real it doesn't change the fact it's overpriced
Morning
Itās alright coffee, expensive though. I usually prefer to make my own coffee, but if Iām in a rush, Starbucks does the trick for me 
@lilac forge where are you from ?
Bangladesh
dam mee to ki obosta ?
i was actually about to say that lmao
^
dont mean to be rude, i love other languages but yea
š
Iām a dummy and barely even know English ;-;
epic
what? You type english so well pog, i didn't know you were non native english speaker
I am a native English speaker 
Oooh haha were you just joking???
Yeah 
English grammar is whack though. Still donāt understand it all
honestly native speakers dont understand it themselves
helo chat
Hi nugget
good thing you dont have to learn a latin language 
and we tend to type with no contractions or anything

I know some spanish 
Hey was wondering if I could receive the regular role :)
sure
you have to earn it!
I speak 5 languages
And a teeny bit of Russian and German
wow you're like my brother
he speaks greek, russian, italian, french, english
Iām not at liberty to hand that out, unfortunately
itās a rank thatās earned from being active in the community!
you deserve my respect already for learning that god miserable language that isnt even original 
Whoa that's cool
Well Iām pretty active x)
never seen you
thats what they all say
do you speak spanish justice?
Mostly later like 10 hour later
Me
Cute
yes, not fluent, by I understand it by birth, learned it a bit and learned was totally copied from my language 300 years later idk why 
you are new, only 348 messages
Ahhh thats so cool!
its a curse
Activity isnāt really based on the amount of messages sent but the amount of hours spent
wrong
Anyways can someone do !when
i wonder how many messages ive sent
so does that mean that me not sleeping for the past day and being here all night will make me the most active person ever?
Nug, go to sleep
Around 8k lol
jokes aside its just a curse in my country we understand spanish easly because its so similar to ours its ridiculous how easy is for us to understand without learning it
no, I'm 41 hours in and no one can stop me
Ban nuggy
No lol
man you were really off

On mobile so pretty hard to predict
You might start hallucinating, please go sleep
I have 33,888
Yea it doesn't help trust the master
thats only after 4 days
Nug, i command you to sleep
Depends on the person
By the will of Mr Asian
Fair point, but still unhealthy
Anyone here got the active or regular role here? If yes, can you do !when?
command denied
!when

sadge
Like 1000 weeks ago
Rip
That only works in #battlefield-2042
Well at least we know around 5 days until eaplay
True
nug go to sleep or i wont play siege with you again
We should have a mute button
Imagine sleeping
So he can't mesage
ikr
Imagine not sleeping
i just woke up like 40 mins ago
sup
I haven't woken up in 40 hours
What time is it there?
4:05 am
im still in bed
It's 1am here
i was tired yesterday so i went to bed at like 9:10 pm
2:05 pm here
I may not sleep but im still in my bed

"STTUUUUUUUUUUUURMANGRIIIIIIIIIIFFFF"
The English voice lines are usually boring in battlefield
get my point, english VA's are still boring
ENEMEY AT 12 O CLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCK
who is going to watch the f1 sprint race
i actually planned on recording myself dive bombing with a stuka in bfv screaming "stuka angriff auf bolshewitische panzer und truppen ansamlungen"
that never happened
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES
@bitter sleet wait u have a yt?
everyone has a youtube
whats with the caps bro?
@opaque warren what happened to you after Despicable Me 2? 
bruh
nothing happened
i jumped in the lava
somehow i survived
but eh
ill tell u my adress
1000 Colonial Farm Road, Langley, Fairfax County, Virginia
there u go
Lol

Why do I have a feeling that's the CIA headquarters address? š

Morning
hi there
Helo
Lol go back to our groupchat
ok

stop
too much racoons
its DISGUSTING
does anyone know what song is this? https://youtu.be/cIwRQwAS_YY (IT IS NOT A RICK ROLL I PROMISE TO GOD FR)
aye ya
from a tv thing, it is montaged
hmmmmmmmmm
ok
What da dog doin?
im
dying
please help
https://youtu.be/qeck7cuWljo (also not a rickroll i promise)
AND LISTEN CAREFULLY TO THE VIDEO
yeah nah
lmao
LMFAO
Yeni magnum double kremalı hıyarlı bademliyle daha fazlasına cürret et. Magnum açken sen sen deilsin
yeah
this is what he said
Dare to do more with the new magnum double cream cucumber and almond. When the magnum is on it's not you
I leave for 10ish minutes and this is what I come back to
!!regular
ā¹ļø The Regular role is granted to active, positive, courteous, and resourceful guests of the server. This role is earned, not given, and is conferred at the discretion of the server staff. With this role guests can post/embed images, execute a selection of bot commands, and change what color their name appears as in chat.
!!regular
only regulars and boosters can do commands
p2win
cool
based
booster is p2win regular 
yup
makes sense, after all it is an EA server
lol
š
back when regulars had a unique grey colour and boosters were pink 
wow, boosters had best colour then
the good ol days
What are the Rural, Urban and Desert roles
Booster is a Discord thing.
they are just colours
damn
it was a joke
calm down fella
he never got aggressive
yeah i mean
mod: says anything
chat: YO CALM DOWN, YO,
calm down from what - not realizing a poor joke? š
I'm fine
Here, watch a penguin
something is wrong... i can sense it
Donāt say it
nothing is wrong. Just your imagination 
it was funny because EA makes you pay for everything, not my fault you didn't get it
Damn thatās crazy
ubi does the same. Not gonna start with tencent
what line? what chewon?
d o g
chewon these nuts
yeah no shit, but the joke was aimed at ea
outdated joke tbh..
I mean, companies do exist to make money
i get it but it's outdated
Nah come on I didnāt even ask what chewon is
bruh they are literally making people pay 100 dollars to get the next gen console version of fifa on pc
\o\
/o/
sony upcharges 10$ on their own. those are not the ea prices
\o\
/o/
\o\
/o/
\o\
they 100% are the ea prices because it's on PC
read what I said
Letās not spam please @naive dew @dense skiff
"console version"
/e/
they are dancing
Aw it bonding Andrew
Sorry we just wanna end this weird discussion
We are dancing man

gud










