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I can. But it hurts
400 fps for sure
i actually used to play BF3 on my Nokia 9000 Communicator
it was fire
good memories
Honk
Oh please, I run BF4 on a calculator
guys
the nokia 9000 communicator was on fire or the game was fire? 
i got forced for my profile but i started liking it
bothπ
Hi
sup
I see a Dutchie!
Morning starr!
hey everyone
Hey Arall
Hi
Just woke up, what about you?
I'm I'm trying to fix my hair
yesterday was when finished all my placement exams
so
i can actually show excitement on battlefield after securing a new console
i can be placed in good schools
whats wrong with them
11 am here (india)
GSCEs?
oooh
it is different exam
ok
one of the biggest exams in turkey
in America we also have exam season
like 3rd biggest
for AP and SAT
that is very stressful
no
i was like Polat Alemdar ( a turkish program's mafia character) walking
when i entered it
It's boring today
i can send gifs if you don't know Polat Alemdar
Actual photo of starr. Interesting
tie em up maybe?
she sent before too
@grizzled pike stop posting copypastas
thats lame
rules are meant to be broken
People are meant to be banned

the guy in middle is Polat Alemdar
amongus
My hair is all you get xD
Starr is that S21?
Ohh alrighty
Milj, anyone?
i would like some milj
π₯
thank
but i'm still jealous
Smh that guy is a horrible person
dms moment
Victory
is w11 any good
I'm glad that i spent an hour doing something that takes 30 seconds. The setting was easy since i have a new mobo
I was doing an old tpm method
Wait, windows 11 is actually free?
W11? What??
Its free for legal windows 10 licenses
Whats the difference?
It got revealed yesterday
So meaning if u have a legit windows 10 copy ur getting it for free
Oh lol i still havent upgraded
It's like the win 10 update is free if you've got 7 or 8
New UI, ease of access and other optimizations and such
It's fresh tbh
2021 is looking good rn
UI is basically all the matters. I hooe it doesnt look dumb like skype
Yes
hey i have a question, do yall know about orions belt.
The UI looks a little funky to me, but Iβve yet to give it a proper chance
Skype
Oh and ease of access is cool too
HAHAHAH
Yeah windows 7 eoa was poo poo
Windows 10 is aight
Just glad i can relax now
Win 7 was king tier os
Yeah was a golden moment tbh
Okay am done with hair
Shit i just got a role
Also want the result?
Yooo windows 11 looks like iOS
Donβt kill me, but I actually kinda liked windows 8
especially on devices with touchscreens
BRUH
Windows 8 is a forgotten moment in history
It was smooth
Yeah
Windows 8 on the surface pro 3 was good
yes
Arall want to se the result or no?
Win 8 was aight but windows 7 was iconic
Windows 9 will be remembered
That one microsoft employee who mentioned win 9 died
He was terminated
windows 9 the best OS ever
Yes
screw windows 9 mate. Windows Vista is the best for gaming
Poggers hair bro

WOW
I only know Twitch words
Nice wall @waxen rover
XQC is god to everyone
Chad
you tied them up like i suggested π
Xqc is a spazz
who is xqc
I know I picked the color
WHO IS XQC
Yeah
He is my religion
poggers
White isnt a color 
He was banned from ow league
woot i have somewhere to find my stats now from xboxone π
Please teach me your ways @silk thistle
I was talking about the green one
You are like so wise bro
me play on windows nt 3.1 
Windows ME here
Oh yeah. Hmm. Its alright i guess
10/10
ms dos pog
Is win 11 available to download rn?
yes lmao
Yep
already?
Thankss
Im still using Windows XP
i dont think my computer can handle it
im not getting win11 until i know for sure all my games can handle it either
i dont wanna upgrade to win11 and then learn i cant run stuff on it
i might go to our cottage for weekend 
In October
windows xp is better
i dont really need it, but i dont want to be that dumb boomer 18 year old who still uses old windows lol
i dont wanna upgrade to win11 until my pc can handle it
Guys
apparently its not available until october tho, like raven said
so there is no rush π
Are there any ea employees online
Microsoft trying to turn windows into mac or something 
Dont mac have task bar like that?

You can go to website ea help
No
my eyes are burning from looking this
I mean

I am getting windows 8 vibes from Windows 11 bruh
So I can tell them they are dog water
Lol once windows starts to look fancy, i think mac might go out if business
Gotta have a bad version before a good one comes 
Wha?
Dog water?
We might even see an Apple computer with Windows 
GIF PERMS
NANI
Es no funny
was a absoulute failure
KLIKARD PLEASE HELP
EA TRASH
Bonk
EA BAAAAAAD
oi way no bonking allowed
True
@lilac forge I will polevault on your ball sac
Do you
Obvious troll guys, ignore
Everything is p2w TRASH
Duh
Why it is always not funny and toxic people here... smh big time
Lucky i saw that lul
Here, hug 
U are not epic gamer
Im asking u
@modern mesa You could ping me next time if its urgent as i might miss the message π
I'm asking myself now

good
Everyone toxic here can go put their knees under so much stress that they crunch, and then DIE
Sus
Why are you still replying to a troll 
No bad
Idk i think im trolling too at this point. Sorry
Maybe we should all move to a new topic?
Think about ur life than come back delete discord,stop simping,and uninstall bf 5
Ok lets move on
Nah its ok ill just watch youtube
NO
me seein dis chat right now
I have to go to work so I wish you all a good day or night βοΈ π₯°
I WILL SHOOT THAT BABY
if the mods got a dollar per ban they would be so very rich
Cya, star!
how my day is going so far
hahaha True
see you
Me a candaian:Hold my syrup
why you laughing your gonna be a dollar
I wish all callme a very good you are gay
Now that's a tactical reply
How am I trolling
HOW
Spamming useless junk like me
Im stating an opinion
Now I know for sure
This server
Is moderated
by
EA
For sure
its actually moderated by mods
Its moderated by EA devs
thats impossible.
the devs dont really do anything in here
Do I care
yes
i love the smell of trolls on fridays
Im not trolling
I can download mobile games on pc so epic
The multiposing levels are off the charts
yeah sure thing
and its not friday
Lets say they are ea devs? What will change?
Callmes mom will change
it is friday
It's starting to look and smell like mac OS π€’
It is censored by EA
It's Friday in some regions
Stupid ass chat moment right here just because u are here
it's already friday for 8 hours
For all intents and purposes
we are ahead 
It matters what's on the inside
we are the future
Enjoy your hate. I will leave you. Maybe think back and do something waayy profitible for you and for everyone
Im not hating
Im stating facts
Simple.
Ok
callme is a hater. That's what haters say
π₯
"Facts" are false. There is no reality.
ur hating on haters
Oh so you know the meaning of life
You will never reach the truth
Haters are a farce, a government plot to eliminate all life on mars
how do you know the truth
Than
Anyway, the Doomguy will get the haters 
How do you
Big chungus
Idk am I
you are acting like it
UNO reverse
what
ultimate uno reverse
I mean not by phone
Exactly, it's 1852 now
As in
call me by name
im watching a really weird movie and you people are talking about how reality isn't real, the irony
Who are you to decide
What movie are you watching?
custom status says so
no ur not u
None of this is real
Whats the name of the movie?
WAKE UP SHEEPLE
ITS ALL DARPA HOLOGRAMS
Callme is hallucinating
Imagine
it says it in my custom status
"im thinking of ending things"
Yes im hallucinating u using ur brain
I don't exist
IK THATS WHY IM HALLUCINATING
Wait, who were you talking to earlier?
wdym
callme is clearly young because they think they are special that they think that reality is not existent
Scroll up bri
I didnt say that
Benny did
but
ok
Use ur brain
but ok
Monke
@lilac forge Lets stop trying to start an argument or disrupting the chat, final warning!
im just saying stupid shit
Ok ok sheesh jusus
Thanks! 
Enough
Ok
Ok Communists I wont state my opinion
Let's all take a moment of our time, to tell callme to shut the hell up
shut the hell up
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
Ban the fool!
Ok
The troll, callme
Fr one of us should be muted by now
YA
Why
When the mods work, it's gonna be swift and thorough and highly effective
wait you mean me
Cause Im unique
can you guys just not escalate the situation, just move on and ignore callme
Maybe?
Cuz your stupid dumb poopy
that would be best.
Okay
Idk what side i should choose
Its been escalating too long bro. Im in too deep
Yeah let's move on.
^
Take care
There literally is no side, we are both just stupid and have no stance
You really need some love π
π
i have acquired chicken and rice
you gonna share
btw ogg nice pfp
how u gonna prepare it?
i had some kimchi the other day
π’
i have aquired fat daiper load
dude i started loving kimchi recently
i will defend my food when hungry like wild animal
you dont want to piss me off when im hungry
lol
what are you all up to
so im basically a raccoon
probably burn some bonfires and shit
Eating
do you celebrate midsommar in finland?
no
GRAPES
we celebrate Juhannus 
who is he?
grapes are the worst fruit
disgusting
Damn that's some sour grapes there
wish i could have a banner
@vernal scarab hey boss
you no nitro?
U reckon you can change my nickname?
haha gif go brrrr
i got mine from ogg
To what
imagny
Phat Borek

WRONG PING
Well Polish My Nuts is apparently too inappropriate for some reason
favourite fruit? plutonium isotope
You take that back
Even itβs the word polish not the Polish people
No theyre a giraffe
no they are a rutabaga
clearly a lion
lying is a sin and im not about to sin
Which one of you ghost ping me?
Grapes ARE good
incorrect
@waxen chasm hey yeah I accidentally replied to your post instead of Ash's
Apologies
my hatred for grapes is from people putting them in chicken salad
perfect chicken salad ruined by grapes
Yeah nah that's taking it too far.
Grapes in chicken salad?
yeah
Is that an American thing?
You dont put grapes in chicken salad, that doesn't work
Nuts are fine in salads
But sweet fruits in anything but a fruit salad is heresy
Maybe a tiny bit of sweetness is fine
People put all sorts of stupid shit in chicken salads
@karmic violet I'll answer your question, we don't put grapes on the chicken salad we really don't.
without the chicken it would be mayo salad
maybe its a southern thing to put grapes in chicken salad?
Iβm from Australia so I got no clue what you yanks put in your salads
Whatever it is, it's wrong on so many levels
I'm also Australian and understand what they're talking about
Because it happens here too unfortunately
Iβm from an Ethnic family so we do things different from the convict descendant Aussies
Dad's family is Aboriginal and mums is Scottish derived, it's a fun mix
Ayy another Aussie
Where abouts you guys from?
Everyone's an Aussie
In Straya?
South Aussie
Manic aren't you a West Aussie?
Ye
New South Welshman here
Okay sorry
Spoiler tag doesn't work
ah i forgot there are 2 kinds of chicken salad
Anywho, nice to be here. Hope to get into more Battlefield stuff soon
Welcome! Glad to see you here
I dumped so many hours into BF3, I cant wait for 2042
did you pre order
Honestly playing bf5 made me more excited for 2042
Nah, not yet.
Iβm from Sydney
real gamers pre order
West Sydney suburbs
I'm gonna keep playing BF4 until BF 2042 comes out
same
Did you pre-order?
ye
I'm sorry to hear that
Same
paid actors fron nasa
because we are real gamers
you guys got paid yet?
Yeah shit leaders but I wonβt get political
Covid
Yeah I just got my pay yesterday
seems legit
i wish i got paid
become an aussie 
never
Oh, cool, hello Australia
Lol, my uncle actually has Australian passport
Still going better than Victoria atleast
How's it going in uspide-down land?
good day
It's a bit spicy atm but we chillin
i wish you all a secure and unbreaking harness
No covid in WA 
West coast USA is about to say good night though
mate going to qld next week and ,might not be becauase of bloody covid so not great
Ayy
kinda sus
Theres no lockdown in Sydney is there?
Downside is having to live in WA tho
Well. Yet.
Been no covid for ages in WA
thought there was
If you live outside of Perth it's not that bad
@vernal scarab you hear PAX is on, right?
i dunno
Cause I got a friend here and im really unsure
Away from all the stupid FIFO price gouging
I hear Perth has good lemonade or something
So many cases in NSW lmao
wat?
neither does vicci's
WA is kinda quiet
no
Dan is a bit trigger happy in starting lockdowns imo
micky mouse?
Lockdowns are good
WA is pretty chill
NSW is a joke
No Marky Mark
Since people aren't sensible, our Premier has to set people straight.
Tassie is actually one of the best atm
Mark Wahlberg?
I learned that a flock of owls is called a parliament, I guess that's because they all try to interrupt each other. 
mark zuckerburg?
Like people pretend like things are normal and they aint
Yes
seems legit
You can't zucc the zucc
They go do whatever, no masks, go anywhere and break all covid regulations

WA is actually the home of Facebook
seems legit
Wait im sorry, you're aussie too, Aqua?
Yes
Really? I always thought it was down in SF
Ayyy thats cool
Victoria
but you can suck 
So much money lost for the local economy though, no business can really survive in that climate

Yeah and i feel for the businesses
What is done has to be done, it sucks but
Lockdown hurts small businesses, especially resturaunts.
what sucks?
I'm a gamer so lockdowns don't hurt bad
Unless it's a state wide one, then we're all free to do whatever
The lockdowns
people eventually have to move on and continue with their lives
Yep
can't live like this forever
I've not had to lockdown ever during all this honestly
if you ever feel useless remember you can buy battlebacks in bf4
GPU prices 
"I sit down and play games all the time, how will my life change"
Also what the hell is South Australia up to? They've been so quiet recently, I'm getting suspicious
We've been good
SA are robots
Really fuckimg good
neither
Do you remember me @lilac forge
NSW had like so many cases today, like, wasn't it 40 cases?
"You have to stay home for everyone's safety." "Joke'a on you, I never leave home, anyways."
Get a real timezone and stop being 30mins behind the rest of Australia
no, you are not that important
i loved you
lol

Yeah if you're gonna give us shit look at WA LMAO
no e-dating here
WA is on the other side of the ocean, my dude

No e dating
THe pfp was a raccoon
Our time is the same as Tokyo therefore it's best, animu time
To be fair i dunno what's up with our time but w/e
I've always been considered a "key worker" so my day to day life has had almost no change since covid
ayy should i buy battlefield 4?
keemstar is love
kinda sus there
Same
nah
Yes
Agreed
pc?
yes
When it comes, im wondering what I should set my banner too
its not sus with the homies
k
2013 nice graphic
Nothing will stop me developing my triple A game, so lockdowns can gtfo.
i got the banner today and have a looksy at mine
I can do everything at home
I believe this is a discord for discussing Battlefield, not for dating.
i mean, theres always dm's
I mean, I suppose
my banner is the aussie meme
I like Discord, because i can be a sleezy Discord mod and accept bribes.

I am very corrupt on some servers.
idk i need to do my goddamn homework
I am the Saul Goodman of Discord.
Corrupt yet effective I see
Ned is a heartthrob π₯΅π
We launder our crypto currency in general bois
No, I will not go out with you
lmao
Lmao
The mods dont mind


I'll give them a taste
Lol


taste of what 
Ned Kelly for PM βπ€

And I want $500 bucks and a new car
Can't have everything we want, though
ah

yes
Money makes the world go round
Ned Kelly was the original Mc Cree main
he would have been a GM mc cree main with that aim
Like bro
Issac Butterfield for PM
monke?
No, the sun is
I am comedy
still baffles me that the philippine police uses the MG3 instead of the army
Maybe they have a better mg
Philippines have a lot of PMC's in their country
Have you seen their operations on boats
Like they are insanely good
Hey, quick question
but why does the police need a 1200rpm machine gun
They started blasting at a mothership for scoping a boat
Is a hot dog a sandwich?
pretty sure a gun that has 600rpm is enough
It's bread so yes
no its a meaty bun
for the police
Ever heard of battle of marawi
i literally live near that city
m249 is the best
@hasty sinew it was the army that fought in there not the police]
i never saw an MG3 in all of the combat footage
But at some point the army has to leave
mg42's son yes
why
idk either
Isn't that gun like, a hundred years old?
Germans used them
Okay, the MG42 came out in ww2
Yeah WW2 anniversary
The MG3 came out in 1959
We have the mg5 and 6 atm (6 is a minigun)
"came out"
more like released in 1942
Because they have more negevs than mg3s according to wikipedia
accepted into service during ww2
unveiled to the german people during ww2
what is the worst battlefield?
What is this, a theatrical release?
those free to play battlefields
because they were pay to win
Battlefield P4F and Battlefield Online
why not
Except battlefield heroes

I'm too tired for this nonsense
seems legit
But ill admit, Battlefield Online was probably the worst of the Battlefields I played. I didnt enjoy it as much as the others.
Does Battlefield 1942 and Battlefield 2 count as f2p now?
yep
...aren't all battlefields online?
yes?
or is there another spinoff i forgot about
Heyy
then why call it battlefield online
It was a spinoff
someone here play cod?
This was around the era just before BF3 launched
Wasnβt it a Chinese or Korean battlefield game?
Chinese
Kind of in that awkward period between BF3 and Bad Company 2.
do we even have official names for pre and post bad company 2? or if you want to move split before or after BF2142
2142 was the last one not to include destruction mechanics, right?
Bad Company 1 was the first game using frostbite
You still had the f2p battlefield games thst still used the refractor game engine
I have never heard of the refractor engine
And I just want the Kriss Vector in 2042
Battlefield 2042 more like battlefield 4 remastered
The guy was using it in the gameplay trailer
Or something very much like it
Named K30 ingame
the refractor engine was from refractor games. it was used in the old games. frostbite is the first one Dice made themselves
It was specifically made to work only on Battlefield titles which is way every game other EA game studios released using frostbite ended up having a ton of issues
probably not to "only" work on it. just tailered specifically for that. not with like FIFA in mind
@jolly folio I donβt have apex
Yeah k30 vector
NH?
Once upon a time, the refractor engine was state of the art 
yo is there any bf2042 latam community?
I talked with a older friend of mine. He said that Battlefield 2 during release in mid 2000s was groundbreaking
it was quite an improvement yeah
i played bf1942 back in the day and a lil bit of bf2
bf1942 was truly eye opening but i feel bf2 brought it to a higher level for sure
BF2 made the maps less empty
it's mainly what cut my try of 1942 short. it was just a boring empty wasteland. even exluding that desert map
Discord released custom banners so I had to dress for the occasion
Wβββ βα΅’π°ββ πβ π°ββ βββ βββββ
BF3 > BF1
Ok
Reached rank 140 General in two versions of Battlefield 4 - PS4 and Xbox One. I am only rank 33 on PC. Best online multilayer ever.
Hello there
@astral quest Hello from Australia
Hello from Ukraine
dunno if it was posted already, but apparently one of the guys from battlefield friends has a brain tumor
@astral quest Ukraine! My doctor is from the Ukraine
@livid crow wow π


Why do i need to be admin to see windows insider program in settings
because enabling it is an admin thing?
Anything that an organisation wouldn't like you to do with a user machine is generally an admin thing

what is the best way to have no recoil on ps4????
Be good
computer: "you are not an admin"
me: "i think you're forgetting ** i own you!**"
so no real tips on having no recoil
there is no way to have no recoil
you just pull down
Time to start using a hammer 
I am on school laptop
How will i preview windows 11 on it
you don't?
it's not your computer then is it?
how do i get windows 11
There's no way they want you to put another OS on it
Wait till October at least lol
It's not out yet tho
Fair enough
ill make my own windows 11 then, with blackjack and hookers
linux might be better for that
amogOS
or openBSD if you want to be a true 1337
Hello
Hi
Make your own windows 11 by just using MacOS Big Sur
i said sup
What the dog doin
So you probably wrote this before
dying
i said sup and auto keyboard turned it into a weird thing
Oof
Ik I've seen it
I hate it when my keyboard says racial slurs instead of sup
i will go back to pc
every time i see a robo dog in 2042 i am going to say what the dog doin and it will make me go insane
Use Arch
seems legit
i'm going back to pc
Soundboard
Imma get a soundboard
for i am not a soundboard coward
Is it gonna be like a vehicle or its gonna be just AI
no idea
We have no clue
i hope its AI tbh
Or ricing an Arch Linux
that way my friend will play
π€£ You will love it
he literally only plays games if he can "summon" workers
Eww, Linux uses Unix, I don't wanna touch that so I'll stick with Mac
Arch is a linux distro 'innit
Ugh Linux is not Unix

70% of Linux users are femboys
lol
Becuz Linux doesn't really follow SUS specification
If I used Linux I'd have to start wearing programming socks
It's really called, SUS
Exacty
it's based on unix of way back when, but evolved from GNU i think
do it
link me trash panda squad
GNU is just the collection of programs used with Linux
Nice embed
It's just, most of the time, people uses GNU projects with the Linux kernel
Illegal

Joe mama

Dew it

I'm too fat for that, I'll just grow a neckbeard and mod on Reddit instead
Already got a fedora as a joke
You're already a Discord mod
a actual fedora or a trilby?
Reddit mods and discord mods are the strongest alliance in anime
Actually it might be a trilby, I got it from an op shop for a costume party once
add whatever the hell mods on tumblr would be and they're unstoppable
Tumblr mods?
throw in deviant art in as a whole as well, world ending
That's just the community at large
i have few hats
I forgot tumblr exist
a cowboy hat, fedore and farmer hat
everybody forgot tumblr exists. something happened ( i don't remember what) and people collectively moved to another platform.
maybe reddit happened? idk
As if it was the only thing posted
I'm glad I didn't use this
be glad. there was a small window where just any artist (including comic artst) would post there. and then it just started leaning to porn
suprisingly, one of the meme sites i'm on evolved into being more than just funny images. it includes channels for comics now and the artists that make several of them are active on there
So back to medieval times where artists get sponsored
nah man, back to early youtube whem making animations and posting 6 times a year was still worth it
Maybe not an appropriate topic for this chat.
back to the olden days of stick animations
Oops
When newgrounds was the shit
Cool maths games
somehow kongregate hasn't collapsed either
Not as wild as the wild west age of the internet
Armorgames hasn't collapsed either
You got a Fedora? Use Fedora Linux.
the guys that made cardhunter can't be arsed to port the game to something that's not flash. so they'll fficially let it die when the windows/steam version of it loses support for the standalone version of flash it's based on when it gets phased ut

I'd be sad if The Last Stand wasn't playable anymore
Anyone need a lawyer
i'd need money for that lawyer first
'BETTER CALL SAUL'
I've always wanted an offline version of the old Peasants Quest Homestarrunner flash game
But they never made them separate
All my homies eat at Los Pollos Hermanos




