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Pistol shields too
Like Blackbeard in RS6?
ye
Blackbeard imo was a horrible idea, but siege and Battlefield are different games so maybe it could be balanced and not frustrating if they did add it to 2042.
i mean its not like bf players ever hit headshots anyways
cough
Let’s give al slots shields
its gonna be a rough choice
panzer schreck
But if they did at it 2042 how much health would they give it? And I wonder what kind of penalties you'd get for using it.
Grapple with shield 
prob immune to guns, countered by explosives
bcs everyone can get a rocket launcher now
rpg used on infantry like a boss
Lmao that would be too much
if you were to pick a lightsaber what would it be
giving it health loses its purpose and nobody would use that character
RPG with acog
with how widely available explosives are in the game (C4 on grenade slot) its just logical only that can counter it
Make it indestructible would make it op, you get permanent neck and head protection while able to shoot your gun perfectly fine? In what world is that a good idea?
not op. it should be indestructible against guns bcs u cant even shoot back. only way u can fight back if teammates help u.
and if ur on ur own
wait what are we talking about
What are we talking about here? I'm talking about gun shield
2nd one
the metal part shouldnt break
thats why nobody used it
better run to cover instead
I mean, in BF we do have the ballistic shield right?
yeah ppl use it like in 64 player only 2 or 3
plus it's an easy kill
Dice pls
hell is that suppresser
Two of em
TWO
They had that in far cry 5
i love that
Two suppressors
https://i.redd.it/s8q6pl2rav671.png bigger pic
Where every gun had suppressors
Box suppressor best suppressor
that shit sounds like a stapler
2042's joke weapon should just be a stapler
maybe
Na actually make it a 1911 with a bipod
BFrends
no a laser sword
And make it super inaccurate unless you're prone
look at the nail gun
kolibri with bipod
ring gun with bipod
i think a scoped knife to go with the c100 would be better
lmao
suppressed scoped tactical knife with a laser sight
supressed tac knife
As a primary
even laser sight would be hilarious
yes
Does 1 damage a bullet
suppressed scoped tactical knife with a laser sight exstended mag with bipod and thermal sights
yes
based weapon
just fucking carton of eggs you can throw
good ebening gamers
0.1% chance to spawn a tactical chicken
oh god yes
This isn't CW
We don't need no joke weapons, we only need realistic weapons, like MW
every bf has had joke weapons
Lame
you are lame
a kolibri with drum mug ,thermal sights ,bipod ,suppresser ,akimbo with stock and full auto
Why not the zip 22?
ooh
(Not political I promise no ban pls yes thank you)
solid idea
LMAO
chocolate chocolate chip
The one thing I hope we see is the 410. Jury
does 1/10 damage
theres just something about really small guns
And they said size matters 
whitehouse heist time
snub nose .44 cap gun
Watergun meta?
water gun with drum mag, suppresser, thermal sights, bi pod
you really like those attachments huh
yes
people over equip their guns a lot of the time
i wll put a drum mag on a fucking m1 garand if i have to
it's hideous
on bf4
right
and then i find a fucking server
with 2 billion ping
cant post pic because not sure why
common bug with the browser
Bro this guy has no name wtf
ok thats enough where is this guys name
i am invisable
no name
I AM INVISABLE
my tree is leaving me
I can see his name but
This guy mustve came from hotel transylvania
@stone girder
#3896 this you
lmfao
yes
also yes
Isn't that against the server rules?
Zip 22 🅱️obox Nerf gun
oops
Yeah
having no name? idek
chat becomes confusing af without name
zip 22 would actually be a really good joke gun for bf2042
I was so bored i started looking at the cooments on the hub
good
oh no we have a ghost in chat
Make sure it got the 🅱️obox NERF skin
scaryyy oooooo
i cut my hair today and my head feels so cold
hey guys
ZIP 22 is a literal meme in Phantom Forces
what attachments do i put on my mpx mp7 and also as val
also phantom forces copied bf4
Not really.
just bf4 if you are poor
Phantom Forces is a literal meme
Its fun tho
they copied like almost all the guns and also spotting
It doesn't have the combined arms
the hell is this gun
and movement
Want phantom forces but more fun on a larger scale? BF4
and also attachments
There's no spotting in PF
there is
lmao sucks
just press e while ur looking at someone
I want to change my hairstyle, should go with a korean perm or middle open?
Up to you
korean perm
I don't know girl stuff, I'm a boy
i should really turn my monitors brightness down, all the white names are blinding me
same here, im a dude
bet
imagine making dad jokes
Nah if someone mess with you you can't run
hairstyles are not girly stuff really
image being organic this post was made by the robot gang
ARMA: Cold War Assault free on steam
you got me
of course it aint girly, just makes you look good
Thanks
this post was made by no gang
Ik
Tuk Tuk gang is the best gang
But I don't care about my hairstyle lol
Anyone know a good yo mama joke?
i do
yo momma so dumb that she doesn't play BF
it was a meh
yo momma so fat she sweats oil
america coming into yo front doorstep
no you
It was a meh as well
well shi
Good morning ⭐ 🙂
bad morning
Heyrow
Hey Hydra 🙂
Good night 🌑
night bro
good morning, slept well?
pog
How about you?
i just badly fucking clocked my knee on my bedframe
I just slept from 4PM top 11PM 😮
yeah i slept ok
Whoops.. well you must have needed it prolly
Yikes
4PM to 11PM?
Normal schedule?😋
I need help
whats up
I have an old song stuck in my head....
i think all of us do lad
see c4 truckers
neebs is pretty much what got me i to battlefield once upon a forever ago
logging off mates
Copy that
Bye
see you big boy
cya lad
is the song waterfalls by TLC?
yes
ahh
tbh i may join him. knee pain and a nosebleed from a powerful sneeze have pit me out of today
cya all. have fun
Cya
you too, enjoy ur day
Goodnight for everyone who is leaving
Im trying to stay up late for awhile
I'm just gonna make some coffee now
not me quickscoping people in battlefield 4 bru
i use anything that comes
too hot for coffee, i was sweating way too much yesterday after coffee 😄
sniping in BF4 is way too hard, V got it perfect tbh
get good and cope
it is what it is some people got use to it
i play stalker so it explains how i can quickscope, running from a controller with only a sniper equipped for speed
I learned to quickscope back in black ops 2
black ops 2 is literally so fast at aiming in
Never too hot for coffee
coffee is ass, try palinka before a match
*iced coffee
no kvass is more refreshing
Anyone like bees?
a wasp?
Bees are scawy
what she said
my grandma does too lol
he a bee keeper?
ohhh he those types, shows no fear type
Ok imma leave and probably cry
ok go
whats yall favorite genre of music?
Idk
unironically nothing western
Monke song
pagan nordic slav music
ahhhh cultured people in this chat
Rock/metal and I have a Playlist with sad songs that I love
spotify?
nothing feels more refreshing than taking a cold pickle from grandmas basement in a hot summer and just eat it
i would love new rock/metal playlist
hmu with the playlist
rock sounds pretty generic to me
I didnt want to say my favorites is because Im either weird or stupid
Sure it's fine
unless
Game music
@nocturne quiver borderlands ost
game ost
Never played Borderlands
historical, not rock, sad-ish music, and what's the genre of BF3-BF4 theme?
Oh yeah
Well that was a relief
not to sure
Weeb music?
A bit of electronic right?
Not much.
weeb music is kpop
sounds right with electronic with a lil dubstep or something
But there are some anime songs that I like.
Yeah Solomon's theme was electronic
And a bit of retro
people who didnt see a silent voice should watch it rn
i watched it for 20 mins and got bored
That's the appropriate response
weeb music is jpop you moron
Bruh

Kpop is pretty weeby too
You not wrong
kpop is more related about gay boys dancing than music quality
thats why girls love kpop so much
Kpop = edm jpop = rock
feminine looking gay boys dancing on a stage singing xue hue piao piao
If girls go for boy groups then Ill go for girl groups
They're making millions though
@late tide sounds legit
i tried the bts meal whatever it is and i decided to feed some of those rotten pieces of rubber to my chickens
they hella rich like this idol is the new ambassador for Dior
music being good /=/ profitable
how the hell would the skittles teeth guy get rich otherwise
From a business standpoint kpop is a gold mine lol
true, but its competitive and toxic af
Super competitive.
some didnt get paid right and treated horribly
yeah you get it
steve jobs
they got body shamed hard like their your parents but fully speaks out from their minds
being a kpop singer means becoming a borderline femboy
Different beauty standards in Korea
othewise you get body shamed
back then in korea like 1700 or something being Catholic is illegal , imagine now in the world where its still illegal
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1601
FREE GAME ALERT
but when you click it you can actually add it your account
oh well free game is free game
yes
I want to crip walk to my death in BF
thats nice
oh shit my sharpie broke
i cant write little symbols on my desk anymore
can you break a sharpie
lol
Thank god im graduating high school
The spell is almost complete
this is just satanic
im scared lmao, seen this somewhere from an anime
yeah
its just to clean this desk i am going to have to shave layers off with a knife
this desk has been in constant use for 5 years
its not even a real desk
@mortal arrowhi ash with the big dash
if it works it works
its just a fucking plastic table
people who use standing desk
those people terrify me
I avoid them 24/7 they the worst
Nah
Go write stuff on something else
(stolen joke incoming). standing desk people are just like vegans, they never shut up about it
Paper, or, whatever.
nah

part of the appeal is seeing it
oh well, I gotta go nice talking to yall
What version should I get for bf4?
permium
they're insanely cheap in origin rn
worth it
aight
aight night yall or morning to yall
I think it's free
free with prime
Yes
i should finish rdr2, its still downloaded on my pc
It would be easier for you to ask a friend (not here) or pay the prime
Looks like something that’d eat my ship in Subnautica BZ
delete
Im still pissed that the sea moth can't go below 200m in subnautica

Upgrades
Yeah it’s all stuff you just come across through natural progression
Of course some people miss simple stuff like the beacon until they’re 90% through with the game
i dont think its called vehicle upgrade station
its like modification station or something
To be honest, its easy to get lost because of how murky and the lack of notable landmarks
max upgrade can do 900m for seamoth
There’s the modification station and the vehicle upgrade console (or something)
yeah

Hey!
hey poggers
But there’s simple upgrades like the first depth module not covered by the mod station
Hyenas
no pain no gain?
Oh no I mean in subnautica
hey pogdrewski
im managing

Hey
Henlo doom
How you doin?
Hello people
im listening "00s metal classics" in spotify
Aww, I hope you feel better soon!
Thanks
And my family is okay, thanks lol
Meh not really
Thats sad
f
Hello Doom
Uh
Someone must have a key or a friend has the game on their account.
How you doin?
I'm doing good, you?
Well, yours?
Yes, you?
Bye
Yeah
Do you want to be my friend?

Sure why not 
Mah heart 💔
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All five chats are quiet, that's rare
2 am moment
1:55pm at the momento
11:55pm as well
Lol, perfect 12 hours difference with my time


no
Unless if it’s racc pics or emotes
this capitalist land
Then you gotta share
stupid website link on gif
i have to do laundry but its 2 am and people are sleeping
i acquired ice cream
Just run it on silent

what
Run your washer and dryer on silent mode

Or even give it a suppressor Thus it won’t wake them up
thats not a real thing is it
Nope 
ok you scared me there


And while we’re at it let’s put a loudener on it

Who games on wifi
I do, because the landlord is a dick and wont install ethernet
i'd run cable if i could
hey oz
So any time everyone in the house turns their TV's on for netflix the router has a mental breakdown for a hot second. as it's all wifi

Doubt it would make a difference running an ethernet cable a couple meters than using 5ghz
Howd u know he has 5ghz
me who uses wifi and gets 10mb/s 
reminder friends, always put a wifi adapter in your pc
that wat i got
she?
it's not the speed i'm worried about. it's the ping and stability of trying to game on a ISP router that's already juggling 3 4K tv's and a pile of mobile devices and laptops
Sky broadband is trash
Used to teleport me everywhere in game with buffering on 480p videos and takes 1 minute to upload a 3mbps file
Until i switched to virgin media
i just use cable as my router is right next to pc
L i have 200mbps
so you're saying virgins are better?
gigabit speed go brrrr
o
Fiber is still not available in your area
that suprises you?
i don't? i live in a city, a european city. where digging open the road takes planning because everything is old
10mb/s is amazing for australia the minimum is usually 250kb/s
250kbps package exist
For 1 device yes
tfw
Even Africa has fiber
Hi there
hello there
Africa is also mostly empty and doesn't have to deal with home owners not wanting you to dig up their front yard to pull cable for the neighbours
True
gigabit ethernet club
Hello
was it that one tiktok by wendy?
all my senses tell me that im gonna regret this but who is wendy
the "sir this is a wendys" or some shit?

wait really how?
thats like wrong but ok
@karmic nebula
bf4 was free in prime
not free anymore afaik
but it's cheap anyways in origin 
it's not free, you pay for prime don't you
probably has free trial like everything these days
Hi
hi
Pls hlep me , i have been trying to join the bf 4 servers for a month now , but every time a join a server i get the message "Connection lost to the session " . Pls help me
connect better
100 mbps
what
when people learn speed dont mean quality
i dont think your download has much to do with connecting to a bf server
You said last time that the ping was really high
I mean, could be getting kicked by admin at that ping
But my friend who lives besides me have the same ping and is able to join without any problem
do you have the same isp
so why cant you just play on a server with less ping
Are you on the punkbuster ban list?
some servers have a rediculously low ping limit. like 60 or somethin
@vernal scarab can you tell me how to check
@mortal arrow there are no servers within a radius of 5000 km
I live in India
then your only option is to live somewhere else idk
Is it ok if ask about a bug i had happen to me or no
whats your EA Name?
its probably better to just ask than to ask about asking wolf
I spawn in without any weapons and couldn't really move
2 seconds of Google https://www.pbbans.com/global-punkbuster-ban.html
which bf
lemme guess, your pc is not the fastest
No its really good
that issue often appears if your pc is not loading the game fast enough
the textures should be whacky as well
They won't
anyone want a stupid little rhyme
i want more brownies
a fair answer
gracias
now i want some brownies
fine. ill make diabetes in a snack. brownie cookies
brookies are cool
heh
see what i mean
mayhaps

The arms are so floppy!




helltaker
man im so bored
Feel free to do my work for me
no thanks
what is it
SEO manager
what is an seo
gas station
search engine optimization

those are 2 very different answers
I don't think I'd be able to work at a gas station from my home office
for real seo is gas station in finland
Ah haha
give me breakfast
ok
ok what the hell
i just cracked my neck and my high just vanished
what is this black magic
im sad now
hi sad now, im ogg
D
dude i check this chat once and now im craving brownie cookies, sounds so good right now
was anyone able to solve this ? https://twitter.com/NiklasAstrand/status/1407066026701885440
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doesn't seem that hard
Not yet, nah
NUMBER MASON! WHAT DO THEY MEAN ?
its a pic
its a portre
no its a video
it is a sketch 
leonardo's masterpiece
nah thats you
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WHATTAHECK
no, you want
When you get what you want but not what you need - Coldplay, 2005
he is awake @wild igloo
I'm guessing 🍋
correct
I'm OK last art in mari-
Oof.
fixing lemon? thats not gonna work 
I mean, sure, shoot me with your best band
My taste in music is impeccable, extraordinary
I mean it was a bad joke but I can throw something out if you're actually asking
(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
Haha I know, Coldplay gets a bad rep etc, I personally don't agree with it. I like quite a few of their songs, such as Talk
But yes, do let me know
I listen to pretty much anything except modern day rap/hiphop/dubstep/other stuff
Underrated band that I've been loving is called Thank You Scientist
i listen to whatever youtube plays next
I shall give them a listen, unless you have a specific song too
it gets stuck alot and just loops tally hall songs
Na, any of their popular songs would be a good entry point

My favorite song of theirs wouldn't be good to start on
hi
Hola
Eh I'm used to power metal so length of songs are fine for me 😛
If you'd like a REAL weird music fusion check the song "One Hand Killing" by Twelve Foot Ninja
Haha makes sense I suppose
https://youtu.be/S61ENc51Z1Q could listen hours to this
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Will check it out
you guys like sweet or slade more
Slade?
but just the idea. It's gold
Yeah for sure haha
Giving me a WoW vibe. Then again most music like that does haha, nostalgia

Ye, it's metal/reggae somehow
Somehow works
not enough grey dust
set my PC color the same as BF2042's color scheme
those fans..
nice
wtf are those
wasp is bulin me again
yay Imma get my blood tested, cant wait to get a needle to suck out 500ml of blood
if anyone wanna do it
they are thicccc
I got to see them live when they opened for Disturbed in my city
Blind guardian always reminds me of ESO with my nostalgia too so I get ya
That's pretty cool! Stricken is like one of the WoW nostalgia tunes
You'd have to be more specific
all of it
uhh what genres do you prefer
ok.
- anything made by queen
- red hot chili peppers: californication, cant stop etc...
- Oasis: Dont look back in anger. wonderwall
Here's a random good one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4RMfOLvrkX0
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I find most modern mainstream music to be terrible though
same
ye
if you want random strange music: Omni Fee Ra Huri
the video of it on youtube is 8 years old
I'm such a fan of that. 
the best fans in the world
im a bit too high for this
noone:
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these are the songs I get recommended
pff
then go to trending page and music
this is great
Your brain is not agreeing? 
would you rather have hurdy gurdy music?
patty gurdy? probably
she's been around for a while. she's a band member of stormseeker
And to the suprise of many, German
Alright so, this... this one is a journey. You'll have to listen for at least 2 minutes for the actual payoff though, but I just love it, different from what I normally listen to. You won't expect what's coming:
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if you want terrible music, anything from steel panther 
with bangers like: "gloryhole" or "poon tang boomerang"
What did i open this chat to LMAO
art
@bitter sleet i followed your idea
@quaint herald why is my name banned
thats a lot of fan
How long has bf4 been out??? I feel like a fucking vet reinstalling this game
cpu or gpu?
Both
@glossy kite 8 years came out in 2013
gpu is 60 since its a 0 rpm card. cpu is 50 ish? 65-70 on load
Exactly 7 years and 8 months actually
It will turn 8 years old this october
Oh wait
Oh yea it's right
Oh my god. I been playing this since I was 16
I was 14 when I bought the game I think
Hey
Hi again
i was 15 but didnt play bf4 as much as the previous ones
Im turning 7 soon
I played BF4 in 2017 first when I was 15
@deep hornet lying about age below 12 can get you banned btw

im negative 4
if someone reports that message to discord it's likely they will ban you
There's a hidden joke here too 
who tf is gonna do that
I am a fetus
just a friendly reminder
but hope no one does report you lol
even if they know it's a joke
you must really be an ass to do that
Windows stop spamming me with licence expiry
will we have to pay for w11?
my nickname on some servers is ass because one of the devs of that discords game fucking called me that one time
probably
my name on one of my servers is ram ranch
New pfp I see fox lad
beep boop
groovin
my whatsapp stickers be like

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nzKWbpSNkmk i think im getting to the better side of youtube
I found a video where Dr Disrepect already wants BF2042
Looked at comment section
And my brain cells reduced by 50%
do share
I hope I get those back
It's a bunch of cod kids complaining about no battle royale and "it will die in 6 months" because there's only 3 game modes

@mortal arrow https://youtu.be/1y9KDL-NEIY
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i would like bf to not kill cod please, i do not want cod kids in our wonderful bf
they will come
Not as bad as I expected. Just some people saying that having no BR is a death sentence and some reasonable people explaining why that's untrue
yeah
they'll come anyway
but they will leave







