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Not even screaming or scared of the zombies
When I played Dictators: Countryballs the first country I conquereed was Sweden
can i go to brazil
Why?
idk
Sleep well!
Who would want to go to Brazil?
I want to visit a southern state again
Some really good food...
Cringe
Hey doom
How you doin?
Pretty good.
And your family?
Also good.
Yeah.
bye
i have salmon pasta
No self advertising here.
Srry
thanks
what is the music use the bf2042 trailer?
Mötley Crüe - Kickstart My Heart
i find it crazy how the sole reason i became slightly healthier than 2 of my brothers is the sole fact they got into nicotine with vaping
what the fuck
bruh i just added someone from the #lfg-pc and he blocked me in discord and unfriended me lol
what are you up to this evening small bro
Why are you askin
lmao
what plans do you have for the rest of your day tiny dude
where they looking for a group LOG?
if you buli engie you buli everyone
He's not bullying me, ogg.
wouldn't be the first time i've been bullied
Why you bulli me you fackin beesh
Anyone got any tips for flying on battlefield v?
i know i just cant stand bullies
don't crash
song brother louie is stuck in my head
I have a feeling lots of newbies are going to do this :p
If you want to submit a clip or have any issues regarding my content, contact me via Tyzo1337@gmail.com
Have a blessed day!
#battlefield2042
#battlefield
#reveal
#shorts
this is gold
cant wait to noobs wasting jets trying to do rendezook
yeah
oh its jet without pilot again
but thats when you hop out and steal their jet after they fail the rendezook
noob parachuting
Their should be a way to kill unhelpful team mates
if medics don't drop a single medbag all game or something, then you should be able to walk up on them and Press E causing an unskipable animation that slowly and painfully rips their head off, with its spine still attached
Basically a Humiliation kill for those who sit on the edges of the map as sniper

LMAO what a shit argument, shove it up your ass
thats so sad
Thats so sad
ah i see why you act like this now
ah I see why you act like this now
this song bangs
what song ogg
its called hc
Yeh I turned autotune on
Hmmm yeh true
click my pfp
i dont have a spotify account sadge
you on origin
On a serious note, It doesn't matter how good or valuable you are to the team, if you get a brain dead medic or support, than your kinda fucked. I play support all the time and pass out ammo like candy
so im Value O plenty to the team
that literally means nothing, its battlefield people play how they want
if they want to long range snipe they do
its not a bad thing
Well maybe its not
but it gets annoying on maps like Hana resort or sinai desert.
are you the kind of person that only cares about winning
cause thats not how you play bf
@chrome hinge the dlc is it for bf4
ye
on origin
I try to revive when I can
ik that origin is going wack with the downloading of bf4 dlc
"Thats not how you play BF" Its up to me to decide that, just like its up to you
i just kept downloading that
and I say PTFO
ah
'-'
so you are just one of those people
well then carry on raging at teammates who dont want to help you
PTFO or GTFO
ptfo?
yeah idk what that means either
Play the fucking objective
ok kid
I don’t care too much. I just play to have fun 🙂
i respect you
Hhhhhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Valid point
I have a problem with getting emblems
The ones that say inport link don't work on my pc
Wait you can import emblems for bf? How?
gottem lmao
What do you guys think about the servers in bf4 getting packed
whats best at launcher
nobody cares abt arcade racing
There's a shit load of queues now
Yea
No more hardcore grind
And I keep getting the 3659 error
Damn
I get lost session when there's atleast 2 more spots left
Or 3
Like damn wasn't fast enough
What the dog doin?
How was R6? 👀
ya know one vehicle fix could be if they add a timer/limit on how many times you can use a vehicle in a single game
no
just no
Like if you die in a vehicle you won't be able to respawn next life in said vehicle
Just yes. I see that pisses you off, your tears make my day good sir
You shouldn't be able to hog the vehicle the entire game G
Hasn't your momma ever told ya it was a good idea to share?
and if you are a god in one and you get killed then you can't be in a get or tank and help your team kill tanks or jets
When you guys are bored, what do you do to occupy your mind?
have fun
I never said you couldn't spawn in a vehicle next life, you just can't spawn in THAT vehicle you used last life.
with what
so if you spawn in a plane one life, you have to play 1 life as infantry
still playing
before being able to spawn in a jet again
Go on discord

a TUK-TUK
Say gamer words in discord
Will play it 24/7
Dibcorb
I see your point but it's just dumb they are what can change the game in your favor so if you so are good in a tank or lav and you die and a bad player get's the tank or lav you may not win because they die in 5 seconds but I see your point but I think you can get in one after you die
hay engie
sup
Then people might just spawn and let themselves die so they can get a vehicle
No, you have to spawn as infantry, then play 1 life as infantry then you can play another vehicle
my roof
lmao
Also the problem is if nobody but good players get to play vehicles then you won't be able to create more good vehicle players
ok that is ok but some may not like that
I dont care what they Like, I want a better balanced game
the only other Idea I have is, 1 vehicle Equates to 20 tickets
Yeah sweats always take tanks instantly after they spawn
Thats the problem I want to remove
Some people are not good at infantry
You see
Recoil and stuff
Is many ppl just stay in the spawn screen and they never wait till a vehicle spawns
I can understand that, but if that wasn't a thing tank spam would be massive.
look I see where your coming from and I like it but if the majority don't then they will not do that
Yeh well maybe they should get better at infantry instead of sucking
How?
It's a skill, it takes time
Watch videos, try out different guns and weapons and such.
Try out different tactics
infantry is easy as hell
Ehhhh not really. It can be easy Sometimes
I always get trashed out on infantry
but not all the time
I can use shotgun in BF3 but I don't have that in BF4
bro sniper 40x from there base damn skill
I can respect that.
And some servers ban shotguns
Ive gotten a few kills on paracell storm
Skilled? yes. tolerable? fuck no.
Where I used the 40X scope with the L115 and camped on the carrier
yep
and domed somebody from 2000 meters
Have y'all used the katana on solomon in like crowded places? I'm getting insane killstreaks by just running around and swinging
40x snipers
I do able to be good at Phantom Forces because I got my gears unlocked
40x snipers are anoyyin as hell
Oh yeah using the katana in the right places is stupid skilled
But not on BF3 and BF4
Well skill comes in many shapes and sizes
hay Irish
Hay lragon
Theres many elements/aspects to skills.
Oh dang, I love using snipers with red dot sights
well you can be skilled in a tank or jet
RDS snipers i can respect
There's Map knowledge
How well you know the games mechanics
reaction times
Aim
Tactics
How good you are at working with your team
Knowing your weapon choice
ETC
Infantry can have a lot more skill than vehicles.
I don't have RDS unlocked on BF4 sadly
same
oof
Mozzy ever got that and he said he can't play BF4 for two years because of it
What's that?
When you join a server it will kick you and say "Client closed down connection. Please check if Port 3659 (UDP) is opened."
Dammit
Is anyone else experiencing issues while playing breakthrough on battlefield v
Big bruh
I managed to refresh my ip and managed to get into two matches but after that the issue came back
I've tried port forwarding it and use the Smart Port Forwarding freeware everyone is talking about
Dang, is it really my ISP?
When I'm in a match sometimes it kicks me out to the homes screen and says it's having troubles connecting to ea servers
Am I being booted offline...
Ima die if I don't stop coughing
Have you tried this?
What game they talkin about?
im gonna do full gp
Forgot to mention sometimes I'd be in the middle of a match then my screen would turn black for a sec and then I'd be in a whole different map and gamemode I'll try to record it if it happens again
I just had a really awesome nap, good morning gamers!
Hi
How you doin?
morning epic gamer!
I’m great, how are you?
Eats some breakfast lol
I’m about to eat dinner 
what you havin
Morning for you
I guess
I say i guess cuz it's 10pm here lmao
It’s 7pm
Probably a steak 
Great!
I did until Picasso decided he wanted to fight the cat
What
Yum
Who is picasso
She’s the best!
who wants to play some zombies bros
I've decided to stay up all night so I can go to sleep at a proper hour tomorrow.... pain incoming later 
what time is it where youre at small bro
my cat is screaming at me
4.30am
damn yeah you done fucked up
thats late as shit
early morning almost innit
Been staying up until 7 the last few days... Is why I can't sleep.
man you need to get a sleep schedule
yepyep trying 
try harder
nah, everyone talks bad about tryharding
You should work yourself hard so you get tired
goodnight folks. hope all of you have a good one. i wont be around tomorrow tho it probably wont affect you lot. sleep well when y'all go to bed and stay safe
5:38 

Anyone wanna buy me a 7000 USD PC? 
@lilac forge wdy say?
do i look like a millionaire
yes 
hi
Hello
What is the first vehicle you guys are jumping into when you can play BF 2042
Tuk Tuk
YES
i have a power

that would be a nightmare

lol

i can summon any user to appear online
Mhmmmmm
doom how you doing

what the friccc

Staff we stan


:tank:
does anyone know why when i play on bf3 sometimes it will let me use my mouse in game but not in the menu to change my role but then when i change my set up to 1 monitor i can use my mouse in the menu but not to scope/fire my gun?
broken helmet i can fix your helmet
Can you fix my head first?

no i cant

Interesting
Helo chat
got to love JB-HI-FI

hi
Hey

Good morning everyone
Helo Way and Lragon
good afternoon
good evening
For me it's 7:30AM
goodnight

for me it's 2:32pm
It's 9:32pm for me
7:32 AM
Huh
Where are you from?
look at my pfp
faxx
Perkele
Helo Fox lad
Hi
hey starr
Goodmorning 🌧️
Helo Starr
quite right
Still bad, as usual
In The Netherlands we go from sundresses to full on rainsuit
That's not cool.. I hope it gets better soon
Did you end up sleeping?
So do I :)

no
Now you don't have to wear a mask here
which I think is a very bad idea
I still wear mine just incase
im on vacation i told you this
its ok
I'm trying to figure out what to wear
remember to wear clothes
I mean no.......... But you might be arrested
true
And fired
that too....
yellow rain jacket and pants
So.. I wouldn't be able to pay the ticket... and go to jail..
Morning
mornin Peter
Good morning Peter
Good morning, Peter!
Hi
here is sunshine and HOT
Here its night, and cold
my apartment is +29C
Ooff
23°C outside, 37°C inside my room
Holy... doom wins
what have you in your room? sauna?
Wow that's quite a difference from the outside temperature
My room is closed all day and has no windows

lets make a window 
I don't even need to adapt a sauna
Minecraft action in real life 
Probably not gonna fix it
And I don't want to stress my house's Internet connection.
Probably some issues with firewall
I would try to reinstall the game
As BF4 connects directly to servers owned by strangers, it's probably the firewall
It was glitchy for me yesterday until I closed and rebooted the game


I can't even barely play the game
Hi nugget
hey Raven
Only able to connect to test range (probably EA servers).
Hey raven
Hmm weird
BF4 is sometimes like a bag of problems
i now have bf4
That's great
Nothing like a good breakfast
ahh yes a bread and butter sandwich
That block of butter tho 😂
Looks yuk
but can I deep fry it
Still yuk
Yeah sure
what would it taste like?
No idea 
My favorite
Budddderrrr
wat da dog doin
budder wit da dog

nice
How are you?
Pretty Good; I saw a penguin today
Omg cool!!!

They all had guns... (built in)
I knew those dang penguins were up to something
Cool pinguus
Very cool Penguins
Yee; How are you doing too?
Mhh am okay
I'll try
Penguin fell :(

R.I.P. Penguin Pvt. First Class Johnson 🐧

pengs
ohh you like penguins, name every single penguin
Penguin, Penguin, and also Penguin
pittsburgh penguins?
WRONG!
Caca
correct

I need my rainsuit
Fun Fact) as a medic you decide who lives and who dies
just let everyone die
no choices
Achievement unlocked, "the hypocrite doctor"
where is it
I like yellow
It's in the hallway.. I'm gonna get it in a bit
It's a little early to leave
Still have my coffee
yellow rainsuit its kinda meme in finland everyone has at least one
vtubers hosting a server
I'd rather have a gray rainsuit
sus
AMOGUS
also is it gray or grey?
My cat is just brushing off al her hair on me... great
my dogs do that to me
fifty shades of grey
fifty shades of gray 
Morning
G'morin Sami
i just ate 5 magnets i'm still not attractive :(
thats probably not good sir
No
I agree
Hey Sammi
"probably" still not confirmed
first time spotify generated playlist is actually ok
fair enough
Someone want to trait me for today?
Trait?
cause you are not positive
What the hell there's a speak message option
You get my job and go have your blood work done
rock playlist

Ahhhhh
quite bad sir, how about you?
Cool
I'll trade you, but only if you give me some coffee
i need to go AC shopping today
Deal
yay
Oh sorry to hear that
Mine is super weird
Wait there is a speak message thingy in discord?
yup
Yeah there is
Hmmm
i dont see it on pc
I don't see it on phone
bruh
right click on some text
i can do it
Must be a pc only thing

oh i was thinking about voice message
I've listened to "Way said,Must be a pc only thing" 8 times
Okay I have to get ready
its very bad
Bye everyone I hope you have a lovely day or night 🙂
stay safe
Bye bye Starr
Have a good morning starr!
Thanks everyone
Maybe I take a picture of the doctor taking my blood xD
For cringe
@quaint herald would you like to murder more zombies in a little bit?
my favorite, CRINGE
Yeah sure, 20 mins?
sounds good
Zombies have feelings too :(
not when their dead
Oh, why though?
You gonna have a blood test?
You don’t know that 
Fuck i still remember 9 to 10 years ago i had to get a blood test, The long tube wasn't the best thing in the world.
mayhaps
I got a blood test like 11 months ago and it was ok
Zombies are like demons, meant to be murdered
The last time you got a blood test was a decade ago? 
Maybe they just want hugs :(
I had to test if I had some sort of thing that my mom had, and thankfully I didn't
I forgot what it was
last time a zombie gave me a hug i died :(
Ah, I remember when I was a kid. I got very sick for quite a long time for a fever, then my mom brought me to blood test, and after the blood test my fever immediately gone.
Now you’re a zombie too 
to be completely honest, I can't remember why i had to get some blood out
But whatever
You’re supposed to get your blood drawn once a year at least
I've never heard of that kinda thing
Whoa how did you get resurrected? 🤔
Way murdered them for me :)
Ok i'll be back
DOOM intensifies
Finally someone made a reference to Doom 😂
Yeah I'm doing okay but I have to get some stuff checked out.
Educative advertisement.
What happen if all people stop drinking (and smoking)?
Making a better world is absolutely possible.
if sold out i buy like 10 fans
just buy 10 fans
haha fans go shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
One of the best advertisements ever 
fans might be sold out tho
everytime when here is hot it happens
actually i think we are fine this time
looked online
smart fan 200€ lmao
doesnt even have rgb
oh yes am intensified
lol
ded chat :(

kat
What store?
Not surprised
cod store
I invited you to a party
I joined
what you playing
cold war
Wanna join?
nah i dont have it
sadge
ello ello ello
ello
G'day fellow human person
expect the left armrest burning my finger off due to the fact its gets pretty hot
what kind of fps are you getting
just got my penis and testicles blasted off by a 12 gauge
uhhh

good question

12 gauge is meh try 8 gauge
im gonna try land 747 to JFK soon
anyone need to go to new york OGG Airlines tickets are 70% off
i guarantee you get to the ground
why would i want to travel during restrictive times. no NYC no less
AMD FSR launching tomorrow
pog
do you think microsoft will release windows 11 on july 24?
there are lot of people here using 11 unreleased version currently

Morning
heya
g'morning
How'd you sleep ?
morning, did you sleep well?
Nah, didn't fall asleep until 4am and got up at 8, but that's my own fault
its kinda looks good

Barely
That's some energy you got there
What's everyone's plans for today ?
my pc is exploding
lol if i were asleep till 4 am i would get up at next day pass 1 pm
Wörk
wörk
work
ö
like an adult or something
Idk man i'm on vacation rn
i already am at work as a matter of fact
finally passed my exams
Working from home
didnt go today , taking a day off 
that's small for an update these days
that microsoft one?
yea
tiny, like me 😄
heard one of it patch made the game size reduced. from 170 gb to to like 90 gb is that true?
yeah but its really slow download for some reason
used to 30gb+ for updates honestly
perhaps the serrvers are overloaded
its microsoft, when they arent
always slow
i just want to fly my 747 to new york
words never spoken by a normal person before
what you gonna do in new work ?
New work lol
fuck
york
YOINK
:DD
tbh im probably gonna crash
oh no
i wanted to do this joke but too spicy for me
wait, crash into what ?
i dont know, what ever is on landing route xD
oh i thought a building
^<
i dont think the buildings are on route
i surely hope so
how long is a flight in flight sim ?

lesss gooooo
@quaint herald stop eating so much curry, and eat more bone pizza
If i wanted to see angry italians i'd go to southern italy instead of new york
sicilia ?
why go to a place that smells like an open sewer when i can just go to italy
^^^^
you can sim the flight faster tho
speaky of italy i live less than an hour away
so you dont need to fly 8 hours over the atlantic if you dont want
italy, the place that just like england just dumps their sewers straight into the sea
@quaint herald I bless the rains down in Africa
Magic
or do you (:
TRUE
Eyy
when is the open alpha
me
Me
or early acess

omg :0
Might need to get back to MSFS
I'm french
@lilac forge flight simulator 2020 👍
hon hon
Oui oui
baguette :3
you can see the view i got from where i live on my profdile
i run off the runway...
its too shooort
Nice view
nooooo ;c
thanks c:
ok i cannot fly to new york with this plane because i cant take off xD

Use those flaps
Accelarating without flaps before take off and go full flaps right before take off 😋
yeah i have game pass
Game pass gang!
Ohh nice
sup
heya
Hey!
helo
imagine getting this game for free
Hey someone for battlefield 4
!!lfg
ℹ Looking for Players to play with?
Head over to the Looking For Games channel category.
Please remember to state your region when looking for players to play with!
#lfg-pc #lfg-xbox #lfg-playstation
Sup
3/5
@lilac forgewhat's your xbox , lets fly in ms flight sim
im done for today with it
does it have beans?
No
tf are you drinking?? blood
Wine 
Didn’t even noticed the blood wine
And plus what even is it
Curry
Curry Gud
Anyone else drinks curry?

Working so hard and actually getting nothing from it
I hate curry
german kind in a bottle 
yes
sad
Very poggers
I have at least 5k+ hrs in all of BF
hahah
BF5 BF1 have less then 300 hrs
cause I didn't enjoy them much
since not a modern shooter
whats with space button on keyboard , did you try to eat it lol
No?
I think you're seeing drops on his glass
surprised i have only 35h on shadow of mordor
slayed tons of orcs
never bought shadow of war
you mean the 2 little scratches 
ye
ill join in on the fun
7d2d
bfv is my second most played game with 1100 hours,
might get 7d2d when I get pc
followed by cough fortnite cough
i had 800 hours on fortnite i think
back when it was good
its pretty good
gets regular updates despite being old.
sadly consoles are way far behind and are dead for updates
i remember the minecraft pain back when i was a ps4 boi
tbh atleast we still got bees tho
had to watch youtubers play the new updates for weeks before it reached console
early minecraft console wasn't even comparible to minecraft java
Tbh playing Minecraft on the xbone 360 was also a pain
i still remember the first time i played minecraft like it was yesterday
and even now, minecraft java gets updated before bedrock
and all the mods are still on java
round a friends house, on an xbox 360. yeaaahhhh. that was the life
bought minecraft java editon in beta when it was still 10 euro's 👌
first time i had ever seen the game, and i couldnt wait to buy it for my self
multiplayer barely worked
something i am ashamed to say :(
I started playing minecraft in 2013 or so
That’s a bruh moment
i've never completed the end either. never needed it as mostly played in creative or had mods
I haven't even played Minecraft properly lol
i've only ever found those fortress things by cheating
theyre pretty easy to find
takes 50 mn or so
i've played countles modpacks, never completed any of them either
i'm not gonna spend effort to get eyes of ender
What da cat doin
my cat does this too lmao
Practicing anti-gravity exercises 
He got the dinnerbone nametag
I haven’t even heated the wither

I Like this one
he be hangin
any1 have bf4 account they dont play?

no, buy it yourself and get gud
I mean are battlefield games on sale atm or
i mean im 100% better then you
just bored i dont have anything to do rn i finished all my exams and stuff
gl
i got highest scores and they let me pass 1 exam free
I only got 65/100 last exam so I got an F
Was close to passing at least since you need 70 for lowest passing grade
i have not learned anything for 2 years now but i still got top scores idk why
what kind of wack school makes you fail for getting over half of the answers correct
it's course dependent
Im gonna play bf4 for the first time gimme tactics


Aim and shoot
don't die
Nice ill try that
And aim and shoot some more

Bread 👍
Isn't that Far Cry 3 Blood Dragon? 😂
national day of greenland today
Ima press B
What a great way to start the day! Thunderstorms when my job involves me to work outside and I can’t find my damn belt
Anyone here play controller?
Is that a game
How about we shooters?
I'm tired of ppl saying controllers make you into a pro aimer and ruin games
I've used controller
I don't use controllers in most games except some driving ones
I would use a controller on like fh








had to do it
