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of course not geographically or politically but yes
so it must be working
Shes immortal thats why
She stole the life from her husband
She wanted that bonus k/d
Nah she's just cheating
Since he was a 99 he counted as 99 kills
Nah shes an plane bomber main
No she hasn't died
yeah yeah right
the actual reason royals live so long is because they're served the healthiest food / drinks possible
Every place they colonized equals to 10 trillion years to her lifespan
fully organic
i watched his funeral today, what a show
He straight up looked dead before dying
idk mate they were all smoking a hella lot in the 70s lol
He look liked he belonged in the morgue before he died
he designed his own hearse, it was a vintage land rover with a bed especially for his casket on the back
really cool
but they also had a strong body to repair their body after the damage smoking does to them
hello doom
Hi Doom
Eh
Smoking can't kill you that easy
Who is you?
human
A cat
You
cat
Cat named biZthron
I don't remember you
Gato
Shoudlve been a challenger
Felino
How you doin?
Cool
gg
they're doing good too
and I've slept well
Do you need help?
Ok
🍪
How you doin?
here's a cookie to hide the pain
I am going to get 17 stars to beat my friend who uses MnK on console
Vito the phantom pain 5
Need more
The dopamine you get of getting a kill is so good
Kolibri should be made illegal due to it being an addictive and harmful substance
Vito will be example #1
Kalibri is the wet dream you liked but shouldnt have

Conq is good
We must give our prayers to our lord and saviour the sexiest man and the Chad of Chad's rephii
Who
should have been a horse drawn carriage
Horse drawn challanger 3*
EA_rephii
Thats a nice mask
The lord
he has nice eyes
He's just pure sexiness
What has he done?
i agree
He may be a cutie
But the floppa is unbeatable
No
Yes
No one can beat him
He is too sexy
No floppa is a 2
flop
Floppa is a solid 11.5/10
Floppa be flopping tho😳
Fine and you

Ok but rephii is a 12/10
And bingus is a solid 10/10
True
Yeah
But the lack of floppa means -2 points
sogga
Lets Just agree everyone has their personal nr 1 waifu aight
Ok
A melon cat eating melon hmm
🤔
Me lon
@glad dirge Sad
hola
Just got 8 kills in 1 game and I want more
Rude
Wow it's right
It really does work
r/pizzacrimes be like



Wha
you just brought my attention to that video and i fully regret pressing the play button on said video



Very rude
Get 10 stars with the nail knife
Artilary only when

I got 59 stars with the yatagan
nice
waiting for my Sentry Only gamemode
we need elites only
It was hot for sure
We had to club each other, because nothing else did damage
ive had a mg08/15 vs mg08/15 fight once
took about 3 minutes then the enemy got bayonet charged
Seems legit
i've had many cavalry vs cavalry's
same
every time i have one its a person who mains cavalry and knows every known strategy to kill me
you have to either chip away at their health with the Russian 1895, insta kill sabre or throw a light anti tank nade at their horse and it has to make direct contact to work
you can always heal too, so it takes a while if you can't get that lucky saber hit
Well, it's mostly melee or light ATs
If you go rifle, aiming at the horse is the go-to
i usually try the back of the rider
Personally, I used lance since it came out
ew no, sword all the way
lance is so much better
Ouch
That must suck
How’s everyone doing?
am good
I’m great, thanks.


heh
Lol
How drunk is goopy
this is literally just the pins of general in c4 truckers
i can get so many more stroke messages
but heres a non stroke message

Stop advertising
find some stroke messages
do it
lol
looks like a normal mute to me
indeed
Quite
how are you playing Siege whilst blasting music? how are you meant to hear?
I'm not
Everyone must have ever googled something NSFW and they didn't realize that it was NSFW in the first place right?
Irish don't got drip
He does
Nah he aint
Oh you poor innocent soul
11:25 minutes of a turtle eating a watermelon
thats a tortoise
its not tho


its a tortise damnt
what
wait a sec goopy
boutta get you sorted for that
Goopys gonna get a whooping
Holup
i just deleted so much shit off my comoutor so it will ctually load after a shut down


@frail skiff sit in da vc with me so i dont get lonely 
i also am gonna play asige

yes indeed
a game of asige 
angry floof
Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six Asige
playing wid ppl
always has been
always will be
That's just siege and we love it
we do not love it
Some people don't
Some people do


r6s used to be good
It never was and isnt now
I loved ace but he was "too op"
we didnt need clash
'
Nice
keyboard is probably the least expensive piece of hardware
i got a nice logitech at goodwill for $7
hey Zen
hi hi starr
did you sleep?
i took a 2.5 hour nap
did u just startt
nice
You should go to bed
me?
no i have over 600 hours on console
I'm good for the rest of the night

he is level 38, so no
gaming my ass off Nugget
i be seeing level 34's not know how to lean
Nice
prolly with me 🙂
yeah with starr too
But please go to bed before you die of exhaustion
i will.. in an hour
i fell asleep in a PS4 party last night
and woke up to games downloading and still being in the party

I fell asleep in a discord call last night
haha...where you drooling?
Good thing I was in my bed lol
Comrade
Yes comrade?
better then your floor like last time
play ze rainbow six sige wit me
True

oof
I'm going to ze beach ⛱️
take me with you please
very cool surfs up!
i havent been anywhere for over a year
hang ten hodad
hahaha.. yeah thats the sad thing
we have beaches in the NL as well.. but they are not as nice as USA
Sounds cold
What's the talk about, guys?
wear a wet suit?
Beach 🏖️
I don't think a wet suit can protect me from the sun
Lyrics:
Little surfer, little one
Made my heart come all undone
Do you love me, do you, surfer girl?
Surfer girl, my little surfer girl
I have watched you on the shore
Standing by the ocean's roar
Do you love me, do you, surfer girl?
Surfer girl, surfer girl
We could ride the surf together
While our love would grow
In my Woody I would take yo...

^
beach boys famous for using the minor chords for that mellow feeling.
im scared to swim in the sea anyway
Same
I mean
its been years since i havent been on a plane
I live 7-8h by car from the Baltic
Which is hardly the most fun place to swim in
You can't really go to the beach unless your going on vacation
Zen are you still awake
He is
jesus christ
he took a nap
Pretty much, and summer vacation is not a thing in this field
a nap 
For 2.5 hours
Summer is our activity peak
most def heaven...took a cat nap earlier
what a weird looking goldfish
its a guppy
omg wtf is that zenny
It might be a salmon
thats creepy
whats creepy
caught in 4k
vc is creepy
the picture zenny posted
I just see a goldfish wut do you mean
yay ducky
after eating 50kg of steroids, perhaps

lmao
it must be the hour
thats one swole salmon
Might be more like 100kg
welp
900k
prolly
guys do u think the salmon is smiling or is he hangri boi
im just watching a episode of american dad about baseball lol
baseball veddy good for checo
It's spooky time for you
lol
Now they're about to win 7 in a row
i love mute buttons
So it's that kind of vc
I almost killed someone with an rc black hawk helicopter from 5 below
thats very irresponsible to he estinf sammich
Yeah, in 2002
in a war
I need to slam my keyboard brb
What?
bro dont break ur keyboard wtf
Now it reminds me of a scene from Major League II
goodnight everyone!
Classic scene from Major League II. Gotta get excited about winning one game!
Goodnight
take care and sleep well
Good night
Racc be vibing
this guy on my team really said
yall be ready for an azz woopin
and tlaked shit
hes going o-4
Lol



lmao instant karma
Classic
well he was indeed ready for one
Lmao
People who do the least usually are the ones who act cocky the most
RE8 demo coming today 👀
...cheaters seem to be the quietest
eh
my cat beat my ass for not feeding him on time
Oof
Today I heard a new one
they seem to talk the most
I was accused of "shield hack" in plane in V
rip
My dog made a gash in my thumb today
What happened was, dude got on my tail with Spitfire VA with 8x MGs, of all things
you welded tank armour to your plane
Ram a airplane?
yeah it works exactly how it sounds
airplane rammin' a V-rocket
i saw it once
Then he did what a standard Very Angry Pilot does and spawned in an AA tank
coon
NO
And got blown up with rockets
Why?
racoon?
mention suiciding..angra appears
sniff
My dude went 1-5 in 30 minutes of Arras, out of 2 fighter plane and 3 AA tank spawns
that is talent
You probably shouldn't be asking this question in bfd
racoon be like
i like the name
What questions
its not racist to call a raccoon a coon
its general
i love it when i fly along side @fierce idol or @jolly folio and no one them spotting me 

You're toeing the fucking line imo
lmao he said
Yes but the people here aren't very good at naming things
No im not. That is just what we call em here
i agree what about maine coon cats?

I dont call cats coons if they aint raccoons
the breed is called maine coon
Now, I dont call black people that word unless they give me a reason to
O_o
🤨

If thats the case then I will call it by its full name
do you live in texas 

wholesome keanu chungus
why is this surprising to yall

dog with the butter
Butta dowg
dog with the butter
Dog wit da butta
Butta dog
dog butta

🧈

Its a kia soul chris
Oh god


ha... i channeled you about 20 minutes ago
A
a
ZenWeasel — Today at 6:28 PM
mention suiciding..angra appears
guppy's must of grown a bit since i last saw them lmao
ha they grow as large as their containers
talk ya shit king let ya nuts hang
Lad
wtf

what what??
this is a serizure
poor dude trying to be clever
just a low iq lad thinking that they can post a link for another server
Who could kick him
Just stop talking about low iq, nuts and being mean to each other. Easy.
The bot muted him most likely
most def
Lolq
i was talking about trail mix
trail mix slaps
Trail mixs
it's that early is it?
mmmmmm
i am indeed

dude wtf
ANDngra
zen is it past ur bed time
I need a water bed
was past my bed time last night
Hmm
i mean, it's 12 here, Zen is currently having his morning coffee
my evening sup
yah East
ohhh
Your east coast?
yep

Its 7pm
zennnyy i see you
it is yes
not his, americas
im glad

https://youtu.be/Eab_beh07HU vibbing away
Lyrics:
I, I love the colorful clothes she wears
And the way the sunlight plays upon her hair
I hear the sound of a gentle word
On the wind that lifts her perfume through the air
Im pickin up good vibrations
Shes giving me excitations
Im pickin up good vibrations
(oom bop bop good vibrations)
Shes giving me excitations
(oom bop bop excitations...
i've got to sleep, see y'all soon
gn
Goodnight
see u later gamer
take care ..and sleep well

silence creeping me out...did you guys hop back in your star craft and split back to alpha centuria?
What is that zen
house cat
Thought it was a bobcat
sorry thats robert to you
😣
or you can pay2regular by boosting the server
Eh
no this is yours https://tenor.com/view/police-police-chase-officer-cop-police-officer-gif-5237250 - By golly McKinsey put your back into it they are leaving us behind...eh!
- hurry up chuck they're gaining on us...eh!
Canadian moose
Are the swat
crazy
canadians are cool
Syrup
eh?
Hi
hello muostro
Battlefield be like: Battlefield
Are there any Finns here
Bwoah
amogus
No
https://youtu.be/jQE66WA2s-A Since BFd general is now the official meme channel may I present to you the original gamer's meme from 1989's "zero wing".
This is an old flash animation by Bad_CRC, posted on Newgrounds.com in 2001
Source:
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/11940
I've made an attempt to make this available on Youtube with higher resolution (720p-ish but since the stock images weren't in high resolution it couldn't be helped) and better sound quality compared to the original fl...
👍
if you can remember this meme your an old bastid
Basw
ask spoke by the kamikasi kid
All your base
I used to play toontown
sounds like fun
and there was like a video of the game with this music over it with cogs taking over toon buildings.
heres the original. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQkccZpcvZg
EU is mostly gone so it's likely
zen get some sleep for fucks sake
yep 12-3:43am depending on zone
I napped out for 2.5 hours Himmel
dead chat means everyone is playing battlefield hardline 😮 quickly, join the servers while they're still full!
hahaha..jer
poor hardline kids
@visual heron would thy like to play some of the finest siege 
@restive pumice care for some siege 
i kinda wanna level up my op pistol in cod though D:
i dunno maybe i didnt give it a real chance..i played it for 10 days loved the cars then went back to bf4
why is my pc so slow
its not slow jer its that you are oscillating faster
Not the best time at the moment, sorry Goopy 
rip hardline

been ripped
rip on arrival
rip, no one wants to play with goopy 😭

It’s worth playing BFV DE? Just got xsx last month ago.
yes it is worth it lotta servers running
Oh no
the full auto 160 round total akimbo suppressed cold war pistol
yes...yes...ULTIMATE..POOWAAAH
LMAO
god has it changed
It's warzone yeah
but gotta love activision
similar to hardline's mode
its actually got half the ffars ttk
seriously this entire season was a shitshow from what i heard ;D
the whole game is a shitshow
warzone was fun until the original devs were told to feck off
I played warzone with my cousin when it first came out and it was fun because everyone was generally at the same skill level
hai nick 🙂
nick where have i seen ur name before
i have a photographic memory and i know ive seen your name, just cant remember where
i couldnt get the VouZou thing to work
One of my favorites which is why my name is based off the character

tbh my main reason i play warzone is just for ze guns ;D
i went back when i heard they added the g36c
or well mg36
and then later the spas-12 with cold war ❤️
zenny gonna ride bf5 till the end respect
Oh right forgot Zootopia exists
seems about right
This old man, he played fool, now his ass is grass for dropping dimes on my crew
im still riding bf3 and bf4
even more respect
im playing bf4 everyday
im playing bf1942 everyday
in faaaaaact...i just played bf42 for first time in years.
(might be lying)
really jer...invite me!!!!

i can still install ze game through origin tho xD
how you liking it?
yeah I have it
to be totally honest i was in the first server the first day the demo was released.
henlo lads im back
Hello
Welcome back
Hows your day comrade
welcome back comrade
so i can say ive been playing BF since day one
Good
nice 😄
dont you EVER CALL ME COMRADE AGAIN
guys , how i can use a jet in game ? i need high level ?
Ok comrade
im new in bf4
No
Check dms
Jet ram
but you're comrade
Ram the jets
Jer 1942 dont work online anymore right? I am sure it used gamespy for online which closed many years ago.
No
you jam with the "Foxes"...guys?
im not HIS comrade, thats for sure
how
Wha-
sorry for my english , im from brazil
What does

hmm, last time i played it still worked
The fox say
bruh what did i do
@visual heron
Yknow how to get in vehicles from the spawn screen right?
i think they just running on dedicated servers now

why u tagging me
Ah i see
we should most def jump in a game together
Lmafooo 😂😂😂
no i was asking you a question
Holy shit fucj are you playing BF4 or titanfall 2?
Bad
Ouch
wheres the question? D:
Why :(
the foxes bf42 clan...do you jam with them?
I have >1k in both
1k h
no , im new in game
so
idk
nope
you just play it by yourself?
So when you're spawning on a point you might see some icons to the left of it
I need to play some more world at warship
I need to sleep
last time i did yeah ;D. i was kidding with playing it everyday tbh 😭 last time was a few months ago or so
Dont do it
still lets play it together some time
I play bf4 with esl players so you pick up a thing or two @hushed cobalt
cool
Yea
Well im sadly not on PC
Gn
good night foxxy 🙂
The jump o did on that last guy Is bugged so it looks like I’m in prone
Good night
Lego Star Wars the Complete Saga
skylanders
Haven't been here in ages whats new with bf
oh nice!
red steel
Wii sports resort
Depends when was the last time u were on
hey comrade
Couple years
They added bipods to the rpg
ok
BF5 isnt as bad as people say it is
Its coming out soon
Whats it about?
Leaks said its gonna take place in the future
BUUUUUUUUUT leaks arent true
with bots and hand held drones...sigh
Flying robots and what not
So 2049 remake
3 studios are working on it
dice always includes toys for the uninitiated
So its gonna be great
no
probably 2031
2050
bf4 was ten years ahead of reality
and BF4 was abt 7 years ahead
It would be cool for it to be 2042 for the lil referance
Imagine they added their studio in a map
oh wow what a concept!
lol that would be a great TDM map
might add a slight real life copycat risk
The layout of their office would probably be bad for a game anyway.
you know how dumb some people are.
nice nice
They should jist remake Vietnam next and stop wasting our time with features nobody asked for
PFFFFFT
Looks soo realistic 
kiddies that is the grandfather of all BF games ^
im sorry that looks so funny to me
What features
Greatest fame ever
hell engie its 19 years old
Ngl i liked vietnam better than 1942 to be honest
Well its not as bad as i thought it would be
play it youll be amazed how well its held up through the years
BF2 was the best at the time
Uea vietname was my fav but 1942 started it all
i think one of the bots is angra. one of the spitfires rammed a bomber and exploded it

i didnt like the doritos..i believe it was the first game to incorporate that
Doritos? 
BF2 sounds really annoying

Grenade spam at karkand. Or commander spotting 
spot markers are doritoes
Because every time ANYONE spots an enemy its pinged on EVERYONES radio

so it's just "Enemy infantry spotted" "Enemy infantry spotted" "Enemy infantry spotted"
That sounds dreadful
Mhm commander spotting
In bf whenever i see a clueless enemy i just run with them
When they turn around they see the knife
lol
sorry was AFK...the orange triangles over distant players heads
I heard they put back the 3d doritos
nooooo
Oh i might check it out later
please if i want doritos ill buy them at the convience store...dont want them in my game
I forgot the character drom kilikard profile pic but it was one of my favorite games
From*
I miss Q spam 
i ant to flank that shit...flank that shit...cant flank with commanders spotting ot doritos
U could Q spam in bf4 basically
i'll spam u with dms klikard. it will feel the same 😄
me too
I love them

should i buy the chess skin for the ffar? 😦
Yes
Do it
😭
Make commander mad
getv the cheese instead tastes better on the run
i really love the design of the ffar though. it reminds me of the f2000. i'm sad that it's a broken gun xD
you can't play with cheese silly, it gets moldy
i once went to an art exhibit where someone made something with nutella. my nose was instantly dead.
@night rain doritos?
no..ill look for some
Do u guys think they should add reactive cameos in bf6 or something
ew
lul
Everytime you get kills your camoes style changes
nah
like skins that change based on biome or..ohh...oohhh...no.
Yes comrade

Roze skin moment
Wonder if i can add bf vietnam to origin 
WHAT IS REALITY
Nothing
I’m in the chick fil a drive through
lul
only if it had a digital release
And their milkshake machine is broken
prolly not
I thought this only happens at McDonald
They have 1942 maybe they got vietnam aswell
I even added bf2
Naw yall tripping every mc Donald ive been to had a working ice cream machine

Try the chocolate shake
not a big fan of chocolate shake or icecream 😦

@restive pumice i can not find any images of the doritos...but basically if you look around the map you will spot these orange triangles in the distance indicating enemy presence.
I see. Might have seen but dont remember it was soo many years since i actively played bf2
i found the demo on file planet though
Hello there
Hey
Old site 
yeah it is probably very dated
This made me think of all the fun i had modding bf2
to be honest and not biased I enjoyed the bf42 viet nam mod "eve of distruction " a better game than the official BFVN
did you or I should even say do you play; "project Reality" bf2 mod?
Ya ofc i played that lul
If u want destruction play bfbc2 best bf to ever exist
nice nice ive been playing it since it was the .3 mini mod
Btw those who made the mod made the game called squad if you didnt know
It has a pretty similar feel to it
I really wanna get squad when i get a PC
i lived in that game for over 12 years until that lame firing deviation crap from I think .7 build
what aobut post scriptum or hell let loose? 🙂
your gonna love it and look me up to run it with you its a bit complicated at first.
I have PS its from the same devs as squad
hmhm 🙂
yes indeed squad is 3rd generation BF

hahah...but himmel its actually your bed time its only 20:47 hours here
how are you still awake
like i said i took a 2.5 hour nap around noon
go to bed klikard D:
jesus christ









ok then

