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zngra almost there
btw hey mr nuggie
helo
42md is pog
indeed
^
bro
mine turned into a F-35
shit took flight
my fans have never gotten that loud before until after that update

its been doing that a lot recently
hello nuggeter
hello fellow raccoon enjoyer
Morning, all the lovely and elite people of this great discord. Remember to stay healthy and keep in mind, you are loved 
hey Arall
also i call cap on that last part

goodnight goopy
HAHAHHAHA
Pk fire is the pure pain for my ears
Goodmorning everyone
hey Starr
I see nuggy is back 😄
indeed
How are you?
im doing the most ok you can be
Okay 👌


morning star
Hey Seb, how are you?
Mannn, I just want a damn trailer already.
pog momeent
For how long
I missed your color Seb
#SEB for reg
What color did you have first Angra?
Angra is now purple
But tbh purple could’ve been a darker shade
True
indeed I am
pog
I like the deep purple
Now I’m not purple anymore now I’m pure green
Also like dark green
pink is the poggest color
The green is really bright in here
Indeed
hello would anyone like to form a platoon on the PC platform BFV?
-. . ...- . .-. / --. --- -. -. .- / --. .. ...- . / -.-- --- ..- / ..- .--. --..-- / -. . ...- . .-. / --. --- -. -. .- / .-.. . - / -.-- --- ..- / -.. --- --- --- .-- -. -.
not necessary
its a rick roll
damn
but morse
creative I gotta hand it to you
indeed
lets do it
make explosions to form the words
gonna take a while tho
Tbh I do have a lot of kamikaze clips but don’t think I will
If battlefield v had air supperiority it wouldve been easier probally
sadge
ive still got 2 hours
make that an hour and a half
i live in da future
imagine if everyone had the same timezone
that would be super weird
it would be confusing
Yes
Okay it's to early for that.. 🤯
sadge
Way isnt it like 2pm or something
3
wait what?
i thought you were behind me lol
im dumb
America really do be the earliest you can get

Hey way

@wise rock ?
xd
Nice
indeed
gimme da floof
user wakes me up at 6:45am.... i get out of bed, go into the kitchen boot up laptop, connect to vpn and send her the details for me to help.. she is now offline
Hey Squid
morning 🙂
Morning
sadly it is still night for me
its 2am but eh
Im east coast USA
im in west coast
It's 8:16 am here haha
I'm at work anyway so XD
Have a good day or night whatever timezone you are in
Have fun at work
Have a good day at work
Maybe loud sound warning
what a cool monke. Ive never seen one like that before.
pretty cool monke ngl
almost looks like a bot
he might be a npc monke
yeah he looks nice
hes got a mohawk...hahah
monke with the drip
A potatoe flew around my room
nice?
search it up
never
nor do i..and too lazy to surf
im too tired
not like the monkeys here, they are little terrorists with really bad attitudes
10/10 amazing song
I dunno I wouldnt mind living somewhere where there were free roaming monkeys
hey good night and sleep well
untill they come raid your fridge
hahaha...that would be hilarious

they stole my dog's meds, whole bag of pills, went on the roof, tried a few and left the bag up there, like 50$ of meds gone
thats why they tossed um right...they hit the neighbors house and scored the real thing at one point.
lmao
now they hit everyone until they score..monkes smart
So as it turns out. Can't get through desktop today. Oh well.
some old people feed them, thats when the real trouble starts, then they expect it
When I was at Vietnam the monkeys stole my food
this is true
So I know your pain
Bunch of monkeys here
viet nam?
One thing that goes. Dont show them your teeth.
They take it as a sign of aggression.
Yeah vietnam
actually i recently read that viet nam is a very viable retirement place these days
also known as the "good stuff" aka vietnam
you live in monkey central Asian

we have evil raccoons here...dont let those beady little eyes fool you they are ruthless
Lol
with huge teeth and they are know to be face biters
where?
Georgia USA
We have more intelligent raccoons then
Monke
In cali i would see families of them
im originally from cali
Hi
Sup
we were stalked by mt lions once when we went camping in the dresert had to keep a fire goingall night
Oof
pray tell
i need my bed
So this once a failed robbery

but you just got up right?
Im italian and cant speak italian. Is that weird?
kinda
woken up by work an hour and a bit before my alarm 
love critical issues on a friday morning
I was looking out of my house When I saw a tall dark shadow jump from the fence then he jumped another fence and saw him try to steal my neighbors car The car started to blare and then thats when i saw him run
How you doin?
Not really creepy but pretty weird since we had a lot of fencing
excellent doom ...how are you?
im glad
Thanks
all good
i will shortly
Ok
how about you are you gonna get an early bed?
take care friend doom
who was that you spotted a random thief?
Its weird since behind our house is just a downwards hill
he had to run up the hill but it was a 5'10 guy
grayish hoodie
sounds like anyone
eh i saw a glance but it was really dark out and the neighborhood i was in weas p[[rtetty safe
pretty safe*
I got to bed at 1am and woke at 6
such a pleasure
ha nothing worse
damn so your stuck awake
and still am
oh right i forgot the TZ your in
specially the saving time crap
fuckin useless art classes will never end
unplugs router
opps

lol
I've accidentally put milk before cereal
please ban yourself
I sometimes put my stuff away in the wrong area
leave
I once realized i was putting the milk in the cupboard
And put the ceral in the fridge
I might just execute myself
like eating squirrels?
Nice
no im a city kid I get all my stuff at the grocery
This post was made by the city gang
LTE3 is out 
I was born in the city lol u dont fish?
Goopy went to bed or something
hey fucj how are ya?
I’m doing good. Just got done with the first lesson. Just chilling to the new album 
How are you?
im great actually
Ey that’s good to hear
Mate it’s great
The rhapsody in blue is almost like bohrap and it has a few different genres in it
nice..yeah hard to totally classify them as prog
It’s all instrumental though
well you know im into post rock...no vocals are about the mind trip
And it’s some big names. Like mike portnoy and the keyboardist from dream teather
I can send you another really good no vocal track
sure go for it
Hey
hey
How you doin?
tired and you?
@astral copper hi
Well
I’m mostly a metal fan but this is also just my style
tony levin is probably the tightest bass player around
And your family?
theyre ok
no i dig this always been a king crimson fan as well as dream theater
Ok
Justin chancellor is just amazing idk if you know him. But he is from TOOL
Slept well?
not at all
That sad
How you doin?
I’m doing great thanks and you?
this is a good concert: https://youtu.be/gPya80o-xyA
http://dorgejazz.blogspot.hu/
https://www.facebook.com/groups/403245559806258/
John Petrucci (guitars)
Mike Portnoy (drums)
Tony Levin (bass, Chapman stick)
Jordan Rudess (keyboard)
- Acid Rain (9:25)
- Kindred Spirits (8:00)
- Biaxident (7:39)
- Freedom of Speech (9:00)
5....
Yea it’s going really well
i listened to this probably 6 times the other week its that good
check that chapman stick levin is playing
how's the leg?
Ive waited for this album for awhile so it’s so nice to listen to it finally
I don't know what you're talking about, but look at this relaxing song https://youtu.be/vVbWFAelfPk
All rights go to Mick Gordon and Bethesda Softworks for their amazing work on this incredible soundtrack!
Re-upload due to termination of Hai Di Two's YouTube channel. Listen to this daily so figured that a lot of other big metal / Doom fans would also!
i know exactly what you mean
@deep hornet weather is good so I can’t really feel it. But I haven’t left the bed yet.
nice doom..i like this as well
doom has an awesome soundtrack ngl
Hey
just about everyone i know lately has mentioned that
It’s been awhile for them aswell
Hey
Hey
Slept well?
Yep
damn i cant believe im listening to this concert again...was gonna game it up but nooooo
I always sleep well
I like going to bed late as well
calm and peace
and dark
and gaming at night is even more fun
Yea I spend late night as like me time. No interruptions just me
rightbeforethe crack of dawn man...haha...like a bunch of vampires
That’s why I like to stay up
dad told me to move to Antarctica
on weekends I sleep at 2-4am
you're in luck for bfv
gotta go to NZ to getthere right?
them antarctica servers
once your in NZ youd more than likely stay..i would
nz is awesome
north and south are so different
I’ve been to Greenland and Iceland
thats what i hear
Windy Wellington
damn fucj thats super cool
where 2/3 of the time reaches wind gust of 64km/h
@night rain the worst part is that in Greenland it was +30°c when I was there
Hotter than in Denmark

it is only 30c
that is very strange
greenland looks beautiful
It is beautiful
I want to go there someday
i bet it does...very sterile too right?
My dad grew up there
sterile 
well clean atmosphere
not like the jungle here
yeah here too
like 35-37 degrees and 90+% humidity in the summer
I mean we were at nasasuaq, nasaq and igaliku and some other place hiking and it’s where there’s greenery
Then we also took a walk on the ice at nasasuaq which is really fucking dangerous. Prolly the most dangerous place I’ve ever been
spring is shit and summer is unbearable
what winter?...therewasntone was there?
we do have seasons but there's not a lot of difference between em
i mean a little cool in jan feb
summer is very hot and humid, fall is warm and dryer, winter is cool and dry, spring is cool/warm and very rainy
you guys get a wet and dry season..yeah ive lived in the tropics
yep
In Greenland there was 3°c yesterday
jesus
In nuuk
well that standsto reason
yeah ik
thats why I like fall here
humidity sucks
in georgia it rains all year
here it rains a lot march-may
kind of a flux between the tropics and the humid zone
at least we don't have beijing type of weather where its excruciatingly hot in the summer and very cold in the winter
tell me about it sweat dripping down your ass...lol
ngl this always worries me
"did I shit my pants?"
my big beef is the mosquitoes here in summer
what
I like going skiing
hes down under
too bad I can't do that here
my birthday is in summer :(
But in reality, winter bad because it really isn't suitable for plants
summer good because ice cream and beaches
ice cream is shitty to eat in the summer
runny all over the place
and melts in a second
Eat in a bowl you nerd
Milkshakes are a good part of summer

i miss summer..originally from cali where summer is a time to go out but here in the south your house bound because of the mosquitoes
yeah

indeed
summer is cool for beaches n shit but appart from that its mosquitoes and humidity
dude i almost got fat last summer drinking milkshakes
i hate winter because my turtle sleeps the entire winter
The part of winter I love is when my room turns into a fridge
between ice cream and from scratch pizzas i gained almost 20 lbs.
I got fat when I was 13 because my grandparents fed me so much
while summer break
@quartz nymph did I tell you about when I raced during a solar eclipse
no
old europeans think being fat is healthy..my grand parents were like that too
wasnt there an eclipse last year?
In 0215
solar eclipse is amazing tho
2015
i saw that back in 2012
It was overcast so it was hard to see but when you went up to the race start and through the clouds you could see it
it was so hot but it becomes so cold in just a few mins
I think that was only in hong kong
i wont forget it
yep
last year I didnt get a full eclipse
only partly
so it didnt go night
but it did go darker
lunar eclipses suck
i saw the one back in 2012
@quartz nymph I’m getting my braces off in 2 weeks
full eclipse

cool
i got to wear it for another1.5 years
remove the piece of metal from your legs first
I have an invisalign

They need to cut off some bone holding a tendon and it most likely won’t heal well. So they just took out what’s annoying me
I got a friend 2 years ago who broke his arms and got metal in his arms, it was funny cause you could see a metal pole poking out of his skin
oof
screws in your bone
Don’t know if I can show the fracture
looks like a no go...looked a bit like a light saber
lol
as it flashed by
It’s pretty fucked
owch
I don’t have the pictures from my knees
double ouch
it was Nacho's fault
you know if i don't put anything about DINGO then no one will know i'm a mod
i live in hong kong i didnt see any eclipse
was last year
I used to live in Hong Kong
to be fair i stay inside most of my life i might have missed it
today was nachos birthday
yeah i lived here my whole life
it was in the news and all
same
the 16th at any rate
PogU
it was blocked coz of the cloud covers for most of the time
thats rare
derek lived there a long time too
yeah a long time ago
hong kong's awesome
yes
my dad asked me whether i wanna move back home and i said yeah why not
before "that country" started messing about
right
so i left Hong Kong in 1.5 months after the decision has been made
lets not get political
no political topic tho
you gotta go in game to do that
I dread going back to france
if people wanna talk about politics, please chat in DM and not in public chat
it was last year around june iirc
yeah
it was blocked by the mass cloud cover i thought>?
ofc it was lmao
no
not for me
I could see it
95-100% is the key
haha
the famous "ban hammer"
yeah Dereks real sensitive about that
some one called you that the other night i remember
heads up, report @lilac forge dude is trying some bs stuff with people's steam account so either ignore his friend requests or report him
Please report this to Modmail via the bot dm
yessir
What generation does Forest Gump belong to?
Gen-A
Hello
lol..military grade...thats when you crap out hot bombs the next morning
hes a boomer
Forrest Gump's target audience is boomers
hey dude i thought you were splittin?
My dad called me
yeah the entire movie is a huge 60's flashback
i saw a couple television series on it from the bbc
Really?
mostly all drama and no fighting typical brit fair,,,no offence
My first friend appears
Hey, they have changed the server gif. Look at it!
Sheeeet
it works
haha...a bit sarcastic innit?
better be a secret unlock in SWBF3
Hello @quaint herald moderator of the battlefield discord server

Oh 
Hello birb man @quaint herald
hello weeb @quaint herald
Bird man indeed


how are we all?
@solemn vapor happy birthday old man
thx zoomer
Happy Birthday @solemn vapor i will bake and eat a cake for you
quite good hbu
not too bad thanks, little tired

@quasi dawn Bro, what the frick is in your pfp?
gen-e
bro weird fetish
gday squid! how the hell are you
HEy, doing good thanks - you?
yeah not bad, not bad
why are we discussing toro's fetish's now
I don't think they are needed, the options we have and vehicles balance that out
i miss the gas barrage from bf1
probably shouldnt say what i was about to say
Hello everyone
What were you gonna say
hey sturm
heloo
ill dm
Hey squid hru?
Hru
Hi doom hru today?
good thanks, still trying to wake up 
Oof
Im great hows the family?
Theyre ok
Not really hbu
Too
Good point
I hope vehicles aren’t overpowered
Like in BF4
i don't think they will be, tanks in bfv seemed fine and well balanced
Mhm
planes on the other hand 
Still easier to kill than in 3 tbh
A jet just went over my house lol
true
tanks on bfv are approachable to take out, more so with no inf around it
I only played the campaign in bf3
All planes in BF1 are overpowered
In one way or the other
Imo
planes on 1 for me are either miles away or all attacking me 
They want your autographs
Heavy bombers especially are OP
Sent via bomb or bullet
Imagine getting 15 kills in 2 seconds
Meh, in terms of difficulty to kill a half-decent attack plane will be way more of a menace than Muromets
Heavy bombers can literally win the game
Because you obliterate the entire objective
On a couple selected maps, and mostly if nobody tries to actually do something
If map has even a bit of width, Muromets usefulness craters
I can get shot down super easily, but it doesn’t matter because I just killed 10 people
not to mention that a couple LMGs completely wreck your Muromets experience
true
Maps with more armor also reduce its usefulness, as Muromets is basically useless against anything armored
Uhh, not really
They're only really clearly worse in extreme CQC
And then you have a shotgun available anyway
They're... meh. Not my style, but have their use
Good defensive pick with shorter lines of sight
Fake ADS actually is mean up to 15-20m too
asian
how are you
You just get sniped in 2 seconds
I would defo consider an MMG if I had to defend a flag with some cover
Like wtf is the point of lying down with an MMG
Most of flags on Deva, C on Rotterdam, Arras etc.
That's the thing, MMG is way better if you use it with crouching/standing cover
Yeah but you can’t aim down sights
You can
It’s frustrating
As long as you're up against cover, you can
Well yeah obviously but I mean in most situations
Well, for me that is most situations if I run the MMG
I guess
I'm not going to rush out into open mid-combat regardless of weapon anyway
I don’t go that route because you get killed rather quickly by just sitting still
What’s the point 🤷♂️
There is a massive difference between standing still and not running around in the open
When I played bf1 and flew again I was completely flown out of the loop. Pun unintended. Because of resupply stations.
Standing still just lets you get sniped super easily
Going cover to cover is generally the most effective way of playing
It’s impractical
Well yes, but you know what I’m talking about
I mean you can always keep on moving behind the people of cover
Not quite, actually, as MMG is not a weapon you go full static with if you want to maximize its power
Piece
Sorry I messed that up
If you want something that's defensive just use something like a bren or lewis they allow mobility
Like lying down on the top of a hill with an MMG or crouching over some sandbags. Just asking to be sniped
I don’t like it
Only if you don't think about where to position
One thing I wouldn't mind on mmgs would be lightened stock
That's the whole difference-maker for MMG, eliminate long angles
And if you have to take a long angle, at least make it narrow
My position doesn’t really matter. Anywhere I go to set up an MMG, I’m facing the enemy
There’s always someone with a sniper
It does matter a ton
Because if you're facing an enemy on a narrow bit of space and not far off, you have an advantage over any sniper
They have to peek into you without you losing time on moving aim
You can still expose your self in an necessary angle
I get what you’re saying but in most cases where an MMG would be effective, you’re still in the open.
...you really are not
Explain then
I will with a practical example
Rotterdam, C, smaller section of it
You have fortifications set up, you can realistically only be peeked from one angle you have practically pre-aimed
And you are covered from every other direction
yeah not bad
And you go between left and right side depending on how enemy spawns and teammate positioning are
I enjoy clearing them more than using them
These windows end a bit too low
And you have a couple of angles where your legs can be shot out from under you real fast
I get massive anxiety laying down
Plus, yeah, threat of explosives
@silver bone I understand what you’re saying. It’s a balance between effectiveness and invulnerability. Narrow line of sight works, it does, but if you move away from it because an enemy is coming from the other side, it’s impractical because you have to leave your cover.
...but you stay in cover during transition
MMGs aren’t effective without cover
So aren't most of weapons in this game to some extent
Wdym? If you’re mounted in a certain direction and there’s an enemy coming behind you, you have to leave your position or he’ll kill you
just use a tank and sit at spawn 
Yeah, and that "behind you" is so small that you don't even need to mount the MMG
Plus, if you got backstabbed at that point, again, you made an error
Good morning 👋 
hey Carpo
For example, there is literally one entry point that even allows enemies to shoot as they enter your area
In a perfect situation, yes, but I’m thinking about maximum effectiveness and you’re thinking about a specific map in a specific location.
Hey squid, how are you today bud?
Every map has these locations
not bad, could do with a nap
you?
Do you run with MMGs often?
The whole key is to learn how to traverse between them in right moment, as with every other gun
I run with pretty much every gun class in the game when I need to
Haha, just woke up, kids were nice and let me have a lie in 😁
I've done golden tags on every gun in the game except a couple snipers and pistols, you quickly learn what works where that way
My point is that in most situations it’s impractical to use an MMG. Do you agree?
Not quite
More than some other classes, yes
Most, no
Hell, if we go purely by numbers, on big chunk of maps there are more situations where Type 2A is impractical by comparison
Although getting in these situations is still very doable
MG's are really good when you got a position to set up. Could either be attacking or defending. Its not really ideal to run around with them to be honest
Kind of like that alot with bf5
It's basically down to noticing where you can and when you need to set up
Comes with territory, quite literally
I think a lot of it is just my play style honestly
I want to move around and capture objectives
I'm more of a Bren person
Oh havent tried that to be honest
Mgs? Yall. Nearly all of them are actually pretty good
And the worst one of the bunch is the type 97
MMGs are like support weapons for capturing/defending objectives
Ok its even more accurate but 25 round mag and long reload makes it inferior to the ke7 which is way, way better.
Reload times is a important variable tho, it could mean life or death in certian sittuations
The best support weapon in terms of versatility would be the fg42. In my opinion.
Bar is GREAT for hyper offence
Bren to Lewis are incredible ranged mgs.
If you like that, try the type11. That is what i changed to basically
One learning curve with BAR is learning when to switch firing modes
When you can control it you dont need to switch its rof
Still want to do it for damage output
It does
It used to
I'm still getting flat 18 regardless of range on slow
Ill give it a try i guess when I can
Cause it now uses the og damage model
In my experience
lizard boi
What the hell
Well, little difference to me, I never particularly liked the BAR
This is a joke right?
I mean the lizard
It happened in... Thailand, I think? There is a video
oh thats not my photo lol
yeah
Oh gosh.. never going to visite there
A rampaging giant monitor lizard raided a SUPERMARKET and climbed on shelves in search of food. The 6ft long reptile emerged from a nearby canal and ran into the 7-Eleven store sparking panic in Nakhon Pathom, Thailand. Staff and customers hid behind the counter while the beast climbed onto shelves and tossed several cartons of milk onto the gro...
I find the lizard cute
I'm not watching that 🤣
Ohhh I've seen that in twitter
mini godzilla
fp1?
ye
oh
lizards are kewl
snek
Natural occurance here

goodmorning
if i ever find myself to be working the gun of the Challenger 2 MBT, i'm blasting Battlefield 4's Main Theme throughout the cockpit whilst in the midst of action
also, morning
tired 
I literally just confirmed it. The bars slow auto has the same damage and ranged variance as when its in full auto
i prefer the slow rof mode
you're played yourself

ahh shit, i played myself

well
time to go
at school
cya later
also don’t reply to that i don’t want notifications 
H
H
!jumbo 
Mazepin spun not once but twice like wtf
Hi! Does anyone has the double barrel shotgun on Battlefield Hardline PLEASE ?
gojira
https://mazesp.in/ this too
At this point I'm thinking Ferrari just gave the sf1000 to Haas
Mazespin lol
Why do you ask?
To get the trophy lol
xd
jus complete the assignment
Looooool
I wish I could but not so much players on this game these days
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noice
Where i can send videos
Of gameplay
#streams-and-videos @fresh bloom
Thx
That doesn't look so bad
Yeah
Something I'd eat once in my life
Can't beat mixing french fries with rice


french fries with eggs tho
Danger? THat's a fucking bonus of weed
have y'all ever tried french fries with a curry?
I don't think so
it just works
tf are you eating your fries with a sauce









