#general
1 messages · Page 2915 of 1
not surprised
Can i join you lot and not play if thats ok?
Sure 
Discord fox
Yes hello
the Boys
bath is nice
as in bath, england or 🛀?
🛀
true
Happy Easter to everyone 🙂
Happy Easter to you also 🥚
hello
absolutely eggstatic!
🙂
what have people got planned for today?
Navigando
What time is it
10:30am here
here at 12:30
nice 🙂
Drinking and eating nice food
What about you?
And happy easter ofc
11.30 in Italy Cest time
barbecue with a few friends of the family, it’s bright so i’m hoping to get outside this afternoon
Oh nice
that sounds nice 🙂
Its 7 pm here
Its sunday here
not sure
Just got into a game by joining of a friend
Can't be bothered with bf5
yeah i'm in the middle stage of bored of battlefield waiting for the new one 
Im done with the game lmao
Kek
Honestly man
Im just bored laying around all day
lmao
same
why the banner of the server is the bottom part of a car
still not bored though
its funny tho
it's the battlefield trailer
Its a trailer
@elfin relic i'm on bf1 atm but fail to enjoy it - annoying i mostly play on my own which doesn't help
Look for a job?
what sort of work are you looking for? @quaint herald
Nice
Anything squid
just a job for money, or a career path?
Money to support my family
Get into crypto or stock market while you wait
Keep buying roasts on a weekly basis
what do you enjoy?
As in jobs or?
not sure what eb games is
Think of it like game stop
lol what’s that? 
oh ok - that's not too bad
you want to look at jobs that don't require phyiscal form. I.e. working from home jobs. So many out there now
stores will be harder to employee you due to the lack of customers going in
my job only has another 5-6 years before it becomes fairly irrelevant - so now i'm looking at cloud support / security
Plenty of customers is au
depends how old you are - i always presume people are the same age as me 
Due to how the pandemic is going here, stores are pretty much back to normal
Yep
that's good
Except Brisbane
London isn't good - waiting on the 12th for things to open
Im not that old squid! 
Thanks 
Turning 22 next month. 
nice! should look for IT work in cloud based environments
big money
wish i started at your age
yeah IT is a very good career path
Better late than never
True, getting the options to are slowly opening up for me which is nice
but to support your family, you want a career not just a job mate
a job is a good way to start
Honestly
As I am right now. Im kinda "whatever" with my life but if I end up finding someone I bet that will push me
Im not relying on that to push me
best way to find someone is finishing uni or getting a job
But im just saying maybe something will happen to change my mindset
Take the first step and push yourself into a career. Once there, the door for those options open up for you
Get Titanfall 2
i have nobody to push me but me. My job is sadly all i have
Play Skyrim
Go into retirement todd
Way do you have like some certain skills or a lot of knowledge in one subject
No
^
Go to tafe
Interest, passion and desire to help the team and company you want to join
Its why as a job I thought going to eb or jb hi fi would do me well
Because im more familiar with tech
Have you applied for it?
Trying to
Just become an IT Admin
^
Haha
How did you do in HSC @quaint herald
tbf IT admin is stable
Hsc ?
high school I suppose
risk management is also good
my dad does that
Data center admin
but its not fun
Basically atar
what about good guys
wut
IT Sec is also a relatively stable field
Yeah and has many options to progress
and high paying
Oh yeah
I'm finally getting away from hardware and pushing to cybersecurity / cloud deployment
as to finding someone, ur still quite young and if you find a job its the best way to find one
IT is pretty useless unless you do CS
useless probably the wrong word tbf
Yeah for sure seb
i know a guy whos into cloud stuff
^
TAFE!
he uses some purpose made lang for it
people who do IT, they usually do business as well
IT is litteraly the future
True
Just avoid 1st Level Support
Avoid it with a shitty stick
Level 1 is something you do in school not a job lol
CS is very rewarding as a career
Learn AWS or Azure
Hmmm, IT Forensics isn't that bad of a field either
Needed also
trying to get a feel outta python is pretty important too
Haha Powershell
Oh, it saved me a lot of work
yeah i bet, i have created a few scripts in my time but need to learn more of it
kind of guess work it in work calls and it works 
i mean you could sit in a shop and repair phones
wtf
Angry mode activated
Angy
girls complain about getting sent dick pics, yet i had a girl send a bunch of photos to me... i don't want them nor the sus link to sign up 
Angra mode :3
Owls dont do kamikaze afaik
owös
No recorded kamikaze attempts by owols? :(
Cute mushroom? 
the sun is out... weird
Same here
I get sent one almost every day on insta
no I dont want to visit your website fecker
honestly it's so annoying - i don't want any of those pictures on my phone. Nor the stupid link
honestly the website that the link sends to is just hilarious

bit.error.hthduishsb22828
yah lol
WoNtStEaLCrEdItCaRdDeTaIlS.html 
wonthackyourpc2141.exe
Runs
hotmominyourarea.bit.totallynotscam.exe

Must be a KFC April Fools commercial
Learn all the goodies, some stacks are good for certain cases and some stacks are good for other cases
Like for example, GitHub is great because it's simple, great for personal open source projects, but might not be the best option when your software is getting bigger.
Battlefield6.exe
wtf
I had to go do some job sorry
this is why mr bean needs to be rerun on children shows 😦
Mr Bean
Cool beans
Mrs Bean
learn to respect your bear. and not cut off his head to go on holiday
She made some BEEEEAAAANNSSS WTF
Mr Bear
Its waterboarding
waterboarding is just the first step 😭
Don‘t let your beans be dreams
beanitiful statement
Waterboarding is a gateway drug to BEANS
can i escort you to the next job? ;3


Morning

Morning Jager
The floor served as a nice bed
Then I got to wake up the the ocean 
Water
Big water
seems cloudy

woah water
I don’t see and clouds
oh wait nvm
Sun isn’t up all the way yet
Sunrise is in 10 minutes
I'm not even gonna ask how Max even knows about that stuff.
I’ll get a pic of that
oh no
"We dont even know how to use them, legally"
sam and max had some good humor
Portal humor
you can always ping me doom 😊
I just watched a video on the show. Holy shit it had me laughing
Who can understand chinese
why?
Doesnt @deep hornet speak chinese
well the question is why he needs it. if it's for lfg, it's a more suited question in the appropiate channels etc
he wants me to translate a woer dpolitical thing
qui pour jouer a bf5 avec moi je suis debutant svp
@safe halo English please
sorry i dont speak english
This is an English server.
im sorry
Kein Problem
feels like a wave of french people came in today
my weather is british worthy rn
Sounds like a good sunday
Servers are down?
looks lovely
sent to that my family earlier 
Hi tree
hello
Hru
Kitty
im good
Good
Looks yummy
Mozzarella sticks?
Give
Whatelse could it be
I love mozzarella sticks
Mozzarella sticks are okay
screem
Cat go "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
Turkish man meows at egg
also looks a bit like a kroket 😦
Uhh what?
That would be a weird looking kroket
Much better color
yeah guess you're right on that. they're usually a bit more brown but still. i confused it on a quick glance 😫
When I try to enter a game, I see "FOUND NO GAME"
Is anyone else facing the same problem? What is the solution
NOTHING IN GOOGLE 😫
I found something
what it is ?
Yes
thanks for the info! 😄
Women smh
MAy I make a pun related to your name and the conv that was going on earlier?
Mozzy Sticks
Shut up JEr
Go eat whatever the Dutch eat on easter
Damn
'you cant hear a gif'
i know what's he saying tho 😠
And how he says it
and not sure if it's in guidelines with this server 
Shhh
It's not blatant
It's a silent reference
That's why I chose this one in particular
Enjoy the silence
@remote oxide hi babe

hi
Lol


Dying in a minion ambulance is cringe
But having a minion coffin is even more cringe
Yes there are minion coffins
this is so deep
As cool as that is, the only dreams I have are ones that predict the future
you dream every night actually. but it takes practice to recall them
Maybe it was because i didn't get my pancakes

"not in control of what happens"
Aka, not allowed stuff by parents :haHAA:

I hope every single dream I have predicts the future because one is of me strangling this kid I hate so damn much. But as of now it’s just predicting random moments like in a car thinking about something
Oop
I remember 2 nightmares when I was a toddler
Or a bit older
But still, i can remember them clearly

Self driving car and my father's arm being bitten by a lizard monster

Godzilla bit your father

The worst dream I’ve had was being on some fast moving conveyer belt, then falling off the floating island it was on, thinking I was going to die
I was like 7
Years old
Oh wait, i remember another dream
It was something to do with a floor being at an angle where you can't get a proper foot on it and you keep sliding and it leads off a tall building
The worst recent dream i had was 4 years ago
🙂
I just once fell of a bridge in dream for no rhyme or reason
What I hate are the dreams where I end up jumping off a ledge and surviving. Because the impact really hurts.
Screaming as I fell off
Did you wake up?
my worst dreams are small, shit i don't want to remember. they just ruin my day before i even wake up 😦
I slit my wrists the other night in a dream
I’m not suicidal or anything
It was scary realistic
Felt really cooked
Yes
I bet one of them was a Scout heli mowing you down on a flooded highway 
I was a Japanese soldier trying to search for a snake while somes minister was giving a speech, this was like in a swamp
I managed to contain this snake in a bottle but it kept moving around and I remember being super nervous about it
I never wake up when I fall off a ledge
hahaha
Basically that
there's a snake in my boot!
Somebody poisoned the waterhole
Is it the only one who cant see any matches on bf5?
I tried to search for servers
and nothing appeared
It says “Found No Games”
heavenshallburn has the answers
yah it is pretty weird

You can play by matchmaking
yah
but searching for servers is better
so you can enter a server with like 64 players instead of 3 lol
There was a demon dog that haunted my dreams for a while
last night I had the best dream Ive ever had in my life
What was it ?
And that was
ik its not much, but going out camping in the mountains with my friends
Hii everyone 🙂
hey star
hey Seb, how are you?
That would be a bad dream for me
Im quote good
noice 🙂
this sounds like fun!
there was also a second part to my dream which I am not gonna go into 
oh god..
Lol you played chess with a raccoon and drank a beer with a bear ?
...NSFW?
👉👌
god no
D:
Sounds pretty homosexual
Lol
horni
@dapper robin there is nothing wrong with that 
ehh.. i see i joined in on at the wrong time again XD

im gonna go play siege
but i can read chat as well so its fine
i cant stand seige 
why?
It’s not like it was
@waxen rover meh idk, its just not my cup of tea, but i see why it appeals to others
well its hard to play.. . im not that good but i enjoy it tho
same as battlefield. am not that good but i still like to play it
its just bugs and the bad hitreg that gets me
if that werent there i could see me play it more
I haven’t played a lot of Siege recently
you have lstar in your name, u play titanfall?
uhmm no i dont even know what titanfall is 👼

well siege is my second fps game and battlefield was my first so i think im fine for now
but maybe when i get bored again ill give it a try
is it on steam?
woah
ok hold on i check
apex sucks ngl
i have like 2k hours in it
i dont know if my pc will be happy with it
@deep hornet it does now, but it used to be good tbh
@waxen rover it runs on source, really easy to run
game is old aswell
if it can handle battlefield it can handle titanfall lul
the new map whatever its called is absolute garbage
looks good though
okay
so titanfall 2? or what
I rly want to buy doom eternal but its expensive
@waxen rover if you wanna play it sometime, just ping me okay :)
i can learn you the ropes
there is robots?
yea titans
that kinda through me off
hmmm
There is a game called star wars and they even made movies based on them!

i think ill pass anyway
doesnt really look like the game for me
the robots really isnt my thing
Depression
watch papercut2u he displays the game in action
Imagine depression
Yep just be happy

I dont gotta imagine :pogchamp:
I dont even have access to my own emotes anymore
neither do i, i know how it feels XD
XD
DM me the mennemotes plez
bruv
hello
why is the server banner different?
Why not
doesn't make sense of it being a ladder with wheels
its the bf6 trailer
The second one
I dont have nitro
Brocilli
Brid
henlo
hii
how are you?
Relatable 
hahah
am good how r u?
Glad to hear and i'm good thank you. How's easter going?
Ive realized I did absolutely nothing on easter
it was fun. lots of presents for me and good food 🙂
aww that sounds lovely 🙂
Hey star 
hey Goop

i wasnt gonna do that to them
What r u up to
siege again


trying to get better
i was on top on scoreboard last game so.. except we lost so i had shitty points
Found one called sandy cheeks 
hahaha
Not well
I told him we wouldn’t fine one
They had recent iPhone chargers for 15 usd tho 
Happy Birthday @pseudo spire
Have a great day!
hap-E birthday

BF1 made me happy cus the broken weapons i found out about
No like the pictures you used for them

mennen happy
Maybe I'm wrong but death stranding looks like a really over rated shitty game
It's a walking fucking add for Monster energy
Speaking for which
BUY GAMER SUPPS gamersupps.gg
SPonso reqs
Lol what
No
They make the promotion of monster energy
this video is sponsored by RAID SHADOW LEGENDS
lol
I read the synopsis and literally want to die by seeing this shitty story lol
say nah chamo
mkay
It's again an over rated game supported by stupid guys who think it's "CLeVeR" because it's "original", original but shitty yeah
I saw it in therussianbadgers vid and i think it looks a lil gross
coffee sanitizer website
LOL
Very shitty game I think
Dev really don't know what to create
Like COD dev who made MW a simple add for Cold War, pretty unacceptable
Yeah death stranding looks wack
Totally lol, I would make a dunk with by throwing it in toilets hole because it's the only manner to enjoy it lmao
lol
Lesss gooo
death stranding masterpiece
Mmmmh, just found out that there's an A-10 mod for Fallout 4
Nice
Including the trademark brrrrrrrrrt
can we change topic?
You cant have an A-10 without the BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTT
you cannot escape weebs
there are too many of them
unfortunatley yes
Good morning guys
goodmorning nuggy
hello
Goodmorning
Jeez nugget for a second i thought you changed your PFP to the guy from friday night funkin
good afternoon
Lol
I might have maybe spent half an hour last night photoshoping mlg glasses to an anime girl
he is flexing on us with his...nice profile pic
I like your choccy camo
Very tactical
If your not covered in cookies then what are you doing on the battlefield
if you are covered in cookies you are not a REAL gamer
AN-94
AUG3
I love the aug
The aug is good
They have the normal m4
well it exists in BF3
M4a1 is full auto
We must all photoshop MLG glasses on an Anime Girl
Normal M4 is burst only
im gonna make my own pic
of a hip fire champ
Hey Ice
hip firing all day
what dis?
Good question
Oh no
more importantly, where is his reflection? 
don't worry im not gaming with my pc
but im gonna have trouble doing edits
That's good
Don't some wireless mice have a cord thing you can plug in
I'm gonna go get ready for the day
Bye guys
bye
bye
bye sir chicken
(and now we dont have anime with us :()
I’m assuming the servers are back up?
i asked the same thing
you can quickplay to find ppl
Still no server browser?
BFV?
Sorry, bf1
Nice, thanks man
henlo
when will bfv community games be back up
Never
Community Games have been discontinued
the community is dead
it ate the arty bombardment
Imagine the K/D ratio of the guy who fired the death star
hi
No, I'm joking lol
anyone wanna play im new on pc and dont rly have anyone to play with
someone !!lfg
try one of the looking for games channels
!!lfg
ℹ Looking for Players to play with?
Head over to the Looking For Games channel category.
Please remember to state your region when looking for players to play with!
#lfg-pc #lfg-xbox #lfg-playstation
there it is
!!lfg
ℹ Looking for Players to play with?
Head over to the Looking For Games channel category.
Please remember to state your region when looking for players to play with!
#lfg-pc #lfg-xbox #lfg-playstation
ok then
yay it works
bruh the spam
whos spamming
you two
oh
you dont need !!lfg the hell out of that dude
We aint spamming
@gritty harbor so is it just down?
We just did it at the same time
Yeah they're just down for the time being
well the messages are kinda fat
with a 5 second space in between
im back guys
henlo
helo
Cornflakes
COCOPUFFS

r.i.p
@lilac forge not for me
ok
this is what a pigeon would look like if they had eyes infront of their head
no
why did you send this?!
omg no
HAwt
blursed
just no
I miss that show
hmmmm
waiting to get starred like
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-australia-56612257 wtf Australia
HAHAHAHA
Angry sea spider
Octopus rolls up from nowhere and beats the hell out of you
once you get good at bfv it get SO fun
Should be V
hello Way, hii Heaven, hey Recneps
Henlo
Hey
hello
Hey there star and twee. How are you two doing?
wauww pretty pictures!
hello way! im doing good
am good thanks. how r u?
How is everyone
"Eh"
Aussie bed time 

that looks pretty cool
Jedi kin
Can you have a nightmare during daytime 🤔
hey, i dont see any servers
🎄

henlo

Me
Yo are servers down for y’all?
Sonic headhodge
cookie package fell into the ground
ye
jj felt the need to share that two places
yes
nerd
Why is he blue in that picture
this is bfee
bfee
@velvet geode had to share such tragedy, like I had to share the one you are too 🙂
Beans give better graphics
Peak performance
lol
beans give you ray tracing
i dont think so

The sky 

(On the right maps)

Told you
Hot af
help
Furry?
No
Ah yes furry dolphin
It's on the keyboard
I hope you aren’t drunk
@quaint herald AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

My god
Wish I could use WiFi rn
He is warning us of a bombing raid
Thats what it sounds like at leasr
!Jumbo 
U need regular role
Happy Easter 🐰🥚 it’s Easter Day in the US for those of you who are not in the US.
Lol
Easter is celebrated in a lot of places
!jumbo 
Yo thats awesome
It’s origin is religious so it’s practiced in many places
Oreliogn
Plane
hello
Howdy
Now i cant use fast matchmaking
Turkish name 😄
i look and sound bad - it's all good here 🙂
Are you Turk?
gwurkehem
yep
Me too
is accent your american?
are u sure lol
Yes
his accent is english
lol American or British
english = british
I guess dice’s servers are ded
yes ik
i just mean their conversations are different
D:
what is your name
Kerem
Is it me or are battlefield's servers down?
I mean battlefield 5
I'm from europe, so i don't know if its a region problem
It just keeps saying "connection to the EA servers has been interrupted"
It's been a solid hour
there is nothing on the server list
servers are down
No hold on
really lol why ea keeping silent
Ok now it started working again
What in the actual fuck?
While i was typing it sort of rebooted by itself and boom, now its working
Boy what a magical game
i can't find any match lul
where you from @tardy knot and what game you on











