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and i'd just 'nade myself

cigma > igla
impacts
FUCKING HELL
no thanks
This game just scared the shit out of me so bad
what happened
what game?
Cry of fear
why u playing such scawwy game?
did you know it was a half-life 1 mod? ;3
Yes
pretty impressive
Hello?
It does pull quite a few scares
Such as now
I walked out of s door and soul runner appeared out of nowhere by my side
Lemme guess: she's 14
hey
hello

That’s sad

ngl, those waifu pillows look comfpy as fuck

ok wgat the fuck did i start
His waifu pillow was prolly fucking gura or sumthin
my god this is a weird convo
No shit
Yeah I didn’t wanna be in this convo...time to animate

first time here?
The hell

he lost it like 3 months ago
he lost reg like 3 weeks ago
Isn’t gura of age
lmao

Yeah how old even is gura
sipping intensifies
why did winke lose his reg?
I mean aren’t all voice actors of hololivea of age
(NERVOUS SIPPING)
too much anime cringe i guess
he posted something bad
no surprise tbh
Prolly
Ye they are
ah
hůh
also any xbox 360s?
its not swedish 🙂
Maybe his keyboard is a certain language that has that accent available
interesting
google says it's czech
any body been in veitnam?
but maybe many languages has it
tell us atleast 10
also the us civil war
I mean realife i would like to know or any war realy
and the war of 1812
tree flexing with double keanu
how'd you get 2 keanus next to eachother
keanuä
Keantwo
keanu2
bruh tell us ur secret
I mean realife i would like to know or any war realy
but it’s with nitro
Yeah with nitro you can share emojis across servers
there was a message with like a hundred separate egg reactions somewhere 

Egg
gge
🥚
omg
Doggo
Is it just me or do british singers sound american when they sing?
uhh
depends
I only know one british singer
Amy asks: Why is it that when you hear a British musician sing, their accent disappears? Mick Jagger, Elton John, Rod Stewart, Ed Sheeran, Phil Collins and George Michael all grew up in or near London and have very recognizably British accents. Once on stage, they sing like someone who grew up in New England rather than old. Yet another [...]
bread dawg
apparently they do
depends. it’s easiest to sing with american pronunciation
the way we say our vowels just wouldn’t sound great
why did i scroll down and read and entire coversation on body pillows with anime pics on them
"lose their accents" like British English didn't come before American English
I'm done
PlanB
Bri'ish*

hello done
The original British accents did, what they speak with now did not.
It kind of did though?
I do the same shit, I can't sing with my accent
i mean, american english in some ways sound "older" than modern british english
It 100% fucking did what are you on
@shrewd furnace Because oddly it is.
Pfffffft

I saw someone speak shakespeare once, but in the old english kinda way
it sounded oddly pirate american
british is so much older than murican english
cheeto puffs> Cheetos
You mean pirates of the Carribbean?
i guess 😄
British English, yes, the accent, no.
There's a reason for the English accents
No such thing as British accent
Just like there isn't a French accent
Quite literally is.
Or an American accent
what
No there isnt
Okay.
British accent is a category of accents
Up
Bri'ish
a category of bad sounding accents
😄
That's offensive ^^
lol, I'm dead
damn
There's one good accent and that's midwestern canadian
Bottle of water into Bo'le o' wa'er
Not sure that's even legal in Canada itself.
im cananadian , eh
What does that sound like
That's such a specific accent lol
cananadian
Feck off thats my joke
canana
Oh you go down to fucken timmies get yourself a double double you 8 ply and you drink it right up dont you?
lol youve never used it before
Linguist David Crystal on the original pronunciation of Shakespeare's text
timestamped
Did you just threaten the Queen?
Wat
how it used to sound like

Soooo you're sittin with your buuuuuds the other daaaaay, drinkin some beers and suddenly some hockey players come down to the roadway askin if you want to scrap cause you beat up their bud at the watering hole the other day. You say fuck off and give 'em a good chirpin but suddenly they take off their shirts, but yah notice one of them didn't even remove his sunglasses, but did take off his shirt, what type of back-assery fashion is that?
Sounds like somewhere between our drawls of Texas over to Alabama.
God save the President
dj your new pfp confuses me
I made it on SFM
I'm losing brain cells listening to this guy I swear to god
*hail to the chief
It’s a Tf2 Scout with several cosmetics
It's some form of northern English/Irish
That's where you get your version of English from

And the American group of accents
Actually the southern american accent is what the british accent used to sound like says linguists
Sauce?

There is a long presentation on Youtube about that in fact.
not true
Because the shakespear thing is clearly something irish
Very true.
as if


Both historically and linguistically it makes a lot of sense
The 'sauce' was for you bt
im at a trader joes rn so I cant exactly go sauce searching
It's like in the first twenty google search results, lol.
Breh
I have a download running rn
I literally can't even join a VC rn
Let alone Google shit
That's like <2Mb of traffic. If you can't run that, you probably shouldn't be downloading.
👀

I was guaranteed 4.2, but they can fuck us over as the only providers
That cellular?
wrose
Nopew ADSL
wrose
Jesus.
yes
That's as bad as when I lived in Germany.
welcome to the Poitou Charentes mate
m8
That's me running a server, three streaming devices, and two downloads concurrently. 😮
my dog attacked my cat today and now my cat wont stop jumping on my fuckin desk and knocking over shit so i put my dog outside but now he wont stop barking at the neighbors cutting down some over extending tree branches
pain
bruhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
I'm not a PC nerd so is this good
im so stuck mannn
This is why I’m never getting a dog
is anyone here who has a job doing something in construction ?
@sour void going home now
Considering the hefty volume of traffic, yes. I am doing all that and still have around half my capacity.
that shoulb be obvious either way lol
going to sleep soon, gotta go to the dentist in 11 hours 
Who's the #1 player on bf4?
Obviously me

Very best.
Doubt
Hydra ain’t shit
Fact
I invented BF4.
You.
htdra poo poo
I taught you everything you know
You will always be the student, never the master
I was playing against a guy with 100 kills and 14 deads
lol
pain
happens all thr time
There is a yo momma joke there as a retort, but imma leave that alone.
I mean he was sweaty asfk
yup
I hate tryhards
I invented kills.
And he was a yt so idk
useually how that works
i invented you
I invented noobs
Dad?
DAMN
Jesus Christ
I invented the number T.... but then that bastard Webster stole it for himself and used it as a letter in his dictionary.
Goopy
Wrong guy
that is me
You do know what gif in ya pfp is a goose right
I invented the kamikaze then 
God damn it
The original name was goose
anyway
Webster more like feckster cuz hes a fecker
lol
Hydra bot no work
Epic embed fail
One ! Stinki
!jumbo 
silly mod
Epic mod fail
Motherfucker
Zepplin slow AF
Nah, it's the command versus my fingers
Ya fat fingers
chonk fingers
silly
Imagine not being skinny like me
ducc
Fast fingers.
!jumbo 
i type with a speed over 9000
i’m on mobile so try me
I type the fastest here thanks to autocorrect
got dayum
Imagine not being cool enough to jumbo. 😄
DAMN
: (
!jumbo 
mod abuse
anyone here type reasonably fast (80-100 wpm)? how fast are mechanical keyboards to type with?
is it the same?
Is that guy's name Scott?
He looks like a Scott.
scott gustafsson
Hydra is abusing mod power
imagine shaming the lesser
We all must be shamed at some point to appreciate the privileges we receive... and you're not a lesser to me, noone here is.


We’re just lads 
Uh hello
god damn
Henlo fox Lad
hello fox
Fox?
don’t make me try to jumbo
again
foggs
Yes Gravina is fox lad
tbh, I wanna jumbo that myself
Yes hello
!jumbo 
it’s all i’ve wanted to do since it’s been an emote
lol
Where does it come from?
dont
As I recall we have a lot of spaces open for emotes, I'd have to check.
Oh that


I got invited and forgot to join elemau
goopy do you read that?

i have a question about above gif
Is it just me or is it strange to have a coin in the big pocket?
^
it is
Yes.
notes in big, coin in zip
so he is not only broke but also strange
where the hell you put your damn paper money then
why you got notes in your wallet 
wtf, where else are you meant to keep them??
@carmine aurora
Spoil battelfield 6
a fucking refrigerator
blender
that’s the most american thing you’ve said over text
A fucking grill
USA forever
murica
A fucking toaster
When that stimmy hits, buy jalapenos
yum

we back
smort
no longer driving
Bye
go eat thy dinner brethren
That’s great
did the car crashed?
I luv wefigirators
no
nice
My shift ended
That's a comically well placed ragdoll
wait so @carmine aurora ... can we make
an official bfd emote?
Yes?

The fucking

Drove for like 2 hours, someone else is driving for 2, then I’m driving the last 2
that one
The family guy stock death pose
cool
Bear with me, have an idea. We'll see what happens. 🙂
I can't drive for more than 2 hours
Bear emote confirmed
@boys. this is big
most I've driven is a few miles
I flew a plane once
29
Though I didn’t take off or land
Samess
Funnily enough I flew a plane before I drove a car
Bruh te me too
lol thats awesome
Are you in France per chance?
I drove a train once
I’m American
wow thats pog
The plane thing was part of a beginner licensing
coincidentally im on a train in gta
The plane I flew was a Cessna, car I drove was a Mazda CX-9
the train in GTA is unstoppable right?
HOW TO STOP TRAIN IN GTA V?!?!?!??!?! (REAL) (NOT CLICKBAIT)
So it’s like the train in Propaganda?
(NOT PATCHED 2018)
It was possible for a while I think, but you had to bug your way into the cab or something
I remember a Vanoss video about it back when I watched him 
Rip

Cat
banana
I'm eating the better version of numgies
also may i note the a10 warthog in this game is like a mosquito
all you gotta do to them
is homing missile
a10 warthog is in gta 5? 
What is that
Fish fimgies
How convenient
Pog
ah
the driver is literally there for show
i shot him twice and the train is automatically slowing down and honking
duckchamp
geccchamp

what happened?
HIT A BRIDGE ROOF
lol
bonk
You spoke too soon

It took 4 to kill me
roles

https://youtu.be/Irxgb6FUq8U @vale mirage
#warthunder #shorts
he really wanted me dead lol
DISCORD: https://discord.gg/P2npCVx
@remote oxide Shot on iPhone
Yes
Yup
Already saw that
Damn
zoos are just awful
Zoos are awful
One zoo in Taiwan that Rare white rhinos and saving them from extinction
anyone?
Man how awful
Is it about the server or
Only been to a zoo once
White rhinos will die Anyways since the last male one died
no its about my battlefield 4 it doesnt work i installed and it says the game battlefield 4 premium edition doesnt seem ot be installed try relaunching
Good
I’m against zoos
But I’m all for animal rehabilitation
Ah well sadly I do not know the fix perhaps someone knows but I can offer this
I’m not a big fan of zoos but aquariums are fine
!!support
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MAH BOI
Same kinda
alr ill try that
Just don’t keep big fish there
Aquariums are just water zoos
Stingrays are pretty cool
i’m all for keeping species from going extinct. but zoos should not be for our human amusement. they should be entirely for conservation and rehabilitation
prisons are human zoo's
you can’t just throw in species that are thriving in the wild
aquariums should be the same
I mean it’s better than us going to them but idk
unless they are of large scale
This convo probably ain’t pog but idk
Indeed
What
Let’s talk about angra’s funnie kamikazes
yes

Who
Doesn't ring a bell
Haven’t seen him in a while now that I think about it
Probably died which means no more kamikazes
which is nice
@remote oxide puta
dummy
Never name a fox Gravina on Minecraft
It will die
I had one that died to a spider
I don't know how to feel about that one
Imbécil
It's just like the easter egg mobs
Pillock
JEB=rainbow sheep
Dinnerbone=upside down
Gravina=intstant death

your welcome lad
who is ingra? is he new?
gnight
hey Michelangelo wanna see 3 of your brothers die
streaming first two missions of bf4 campaign in general
lets see
liar

whales are fish
thats a cow

seal

manatee
soon
just for the flex
Ayye dont leak the regular channel
oh you feckers
We gotta keep it a mystery to the non regulars
Gonna be streaming some educational stuff

True they must not know the stream
everyone can see it
Oh no
Well i know
This is noobist
I always figured you were a regular
I'm sort of a reg
Pretty sure it is
Think the guy got 10k from them
I mean do you want to see some education @hushed cobalt
do it angra
We gonna see their only fans
no
we arnt pervs
im not a degenerate
angra roll the clip
Yet
Oh no

Says the mf who watches vtubers
perhaps it is vtubers
klikard is so confused lol

rip klikard
feckers ignoring me 
play your favorite video
Probably that milkers video 
Oh god damn it
Huh
Oh its nyanners
chug jug with you
watch the screen go off and this guy is a 60 year old bald male
in like 30 mins

bet
traps 

50 quid
angra
tbh I agree goopy stop this cringe
play the one about ||boob|| 
Also speaking of vtubers guess who keeps falling down the vtuber pekohole
i saw a gif of this actually
BOOBA
I just joined the hololive discord


i'm sorry
alright let me find it

thats the lad we all know and ....


I kinda doubt that

whats the plan mister kamikaze
angra
Hold on looking for it
Too late twee

I am slowly and painfully becoming a degenerate
Is bf3 more batter then bf4?
imo yes
no
on paper no
That loop gonna be annoying at one point lul
Ok let me actually get it
BF4 is better on console
i have more fun in bf3 tho
unless you buy all the shortcut bundles 
way more
On PC tho yea BF3 is the goat
in no ways is it better apart from like animations on some guns
ok i go zzzz
maps are better
💤
Ahem: 24 players max on console
goodnight
night
Depends how you look at it. There are more better vanilla maps in bf3, but bf4 has several improvements which makes it a ton better.
?
Satisfied goop 

im talking bout bf4 being better
oh ok
It do be better
ngl top cringe
I thought you were talking abt BF3 console
twee your internet is shit
goop doing math?
internet crashed
gonna bathe my router in acid brb
Goopy streaming 1000 iq content
i mean i could connect to a literal potato radio and I'd get a better connection
yeah no the shrek vid genuinely crashed my whole connection
Goop how the fuck are you supposed to do this

I mean you ask that bot thing then just copy.

nope formating issues
LOL ANGRAS MAX IS 360P
Doge dancing for 1 hour
lol when was it made 2011
Lamo 2018

you lads are watching complete all my makeup work so i can play bf3 with Vecc lol
Fox time it is then
iH
I'm tempted to join but everyone is muted
its streaming hours
That takes me back
easy af lol
shut up twee
were not all smort
Man I don't miss that math shit
Yeah basically
its literally so easy its just the x that looks weird since the maths teachers want to confuse students
cause confuse = make someone smart in a teachers eyes
But the offbrand that doesn’t put on actually good music

Plus watching goop fail is pog
Tbh I forgot
I have no clue
Math is hard
especially this year
Oy goop can only regs stream their screen
idk
@visual heron Wanna play a few rounds of bf5? Maybe you other guys also have it on pc?
nah imma take a break soon
sowwy
Its fine 
who the hell makes shit due at 9am
yoo based twee watching ahoy.
not rn, but tommoroe would be good
vecc and i will be polaying in like 15-20 minutse
it's 12 for me
Yes.
Ah ok 😛
Bf4?
i am gonna find the first Battlefield discord server text chat
Its ok if you guys planned bf3 no problems 
with a magnet dart
no were trynna do the megaladon ee
but it keeps not working
and go to sleep in the process
Ah ok i see

I was the imposter 
a well I am cardboard
lul
Do I start or
Yes
no
seY
klik join
I am not joining
Nah not this round 😦
i
Maybe i come mid round
hgnra start game
Ingra*
ngl idk how skribbl works

wait I was on discord
@earnest vigil draw dam,nit
morning
Idk the word
goood morning derek
Good morning Derek
wanna play skribble with us :D
oh its not me drawing nvm
got a chinese - english translation class
at uni right now
easy words
they are using the words that i dont use lol


broken heart not heart broken


Goopy with BF3
Yeah I should’ve done that goop

dont write the word out

i couldnt draw a hammer and sickle
i can destroy a ps4 controler
too ezpz
with nail clippers and scissors
@solemn vapor how old is your account btw?
In RS? 6 years or something like that
Don’t know the password from my old account
And also don’t have that e-mail
Account from 2004
my oldest email account was established in 2003. but i forgot the password and now using the one from 2005
:D

whos mans is this
Why is there more grg
🙂
jer is ridiculously good at this game
ikr
I'm having first course exams in 3 days
It should've been announced at least 15 days before
damn
This is the least you feel me
D:
no more skribbl?:(
Basically I'm failing
i am
Sad
Good thing amogus is gone
no
I’m so confused, when did I talk about SSD’s lol
cause PC
Can’t see what you replied to but ye SSD’s are fantastic
ah how's your slow slow disk doing?
I use a hamster
i use wind
I use the sun
inb4 lives in UK
There where only 10 words btw @visual heron
Lmao

yeah
UK only gets rain
but saying bfv is poop is unacceptable 😭
true

i havent seen sun for months
what the fuck are these joy emotes
on end

Cali are you still in india?
So skribbl Saturday or Sunday 
yeah, covid and stuff @solemn vapor

Ah
saturday
i think grg is the suspect
alright I’ll make a list on what to put on that game
do bfd related words
and how many rounds and seconds













