general

[quaint herald]

Infact I've gotten so used to wearing my bag i forgot what it's like otherwise when i go shopping.

[slate knoll]

does anyone play battlefield V anymore?

im queing strategic conquest and im the only one in a lobby

[patent quail]

same, my shoulders feel off

the backpack has become one with me and I've become one with the backpack

[quaint herald]

I'm just used to the big fuck off weight on my back.

[sonic token]

Wild to think that 2026 is already 3 bedsheet switches away

Time really does fly

[delicate prairie]

I'm sorry what?

[tropic cobalt]

only two showers away!

[mental geyser]

guys can someone help me for battlefield 1 morse code?

[edgy star]

Damn BF2024 sucks

I came back to it after quitting with BF1

Should have stood away

[mental geyser]

can u help me?

[edgy star]

no

i need help myself

[mental geyser]

for what

[edgy star]

everything

[mental geyser]

want money?

[edgy star]

is this some kind of human trafficking stuff

[mental geyser]

i want too

[edgy star]

hope BF7 gets better

I absolutely hated BFV

[mental geyser]

just bf 1 is a masterpiece

[edgy star]

and the soundtrack of BFV

[mental geyser]

maybe

[edgy star]

https://tenor.com/view/guy-crying-music-gif-12955947

come on man

[mental geyser]

[river thunder]

[mental geyser]

u cant?

[last sparrow]

Yo anybody know where can i receive help or support with my broken bf1? The gameplay is okay, but when in lobby, my images go black. Like all of them, they just turn completly black. Ive tried reinstalling the game, did all the tutorials on yt, nothing help. Dont even tell me to update drivers because ive done it several times. Anybody know where can i go and someone will actually help me? Dice/EA dont care.

[quaint herald]

@sour void

[river thunder]

???

[proven compass]

Any of you intelligent representatives of the human species could tell me if there's an app like DS4 but for DualSense instead please ?

[wooden bone]

[worn yew]

DS4

[winged inlet]

elite gamer schedule

[patent quail]

https://tenor.com/view/jjk-sukuna-blue-role-gif-9616769450398266991

[quasi thicket]

If youre getting am error message search that.

Otherwise try the forums or #battlefield-legacy-titles

Black screen like it or not is usually driver related. You might try and use your graphics card to change your settings from outside the game to lower them or maybe see if its setting the resolution wrong.

You should also check to make sure it INSTALLED the drivers not just downloaded them

[river thunder]

@gritty ether

man finally took my apache down after like 3 minutes in the air

he did not anticipate the nightbird

[patent quail]

https://vxtwitter.com/CultureCrave/status/1874757205230321846?t=ULUDXOuioqj9r72dVMthcQ&s=19

[dusty galleon]

Anyone know a way to chose what map you get in bf1 because I only like the bunker/trench ones

[proven compass]

But it's for Dualshock 4 aka PS4 controller, I'm rather looking for a tool which would allow me to use PS5 controller instead

[proven compass]

Server browser

[worn yew]

DS4

[dusty galleon]

K

[proven compass]

DS4 works for PS5 controller ?

[worn yew]

DS4

[proven compass]

Bro why you keep saying that

[worn yew]

DS4

[proven compass]

Can't you just answer my question which is : does DS4 function for PS5 controller please ?

[worn yew]

DS4

[proven compass]

I'm gonna fucking leave before I get banned

[worn yew]

DS4

im sorry

lmao

probably

[proven compass]

Ok thanks

I hope it does because I'm tired of PS4 controller on PC not functionning properly

[rocky fern]

DS4 isnt exclusive to dualshock 4, its just the name of the program

with that being said if youre trying to use it for 2042 it wont work as it and rewasd are blacklisted

[quasi thicket]

DS4 more like
DS4 but the letters stand for bad things instead

[worn yew]

dead space 4

[quasi thicket]

More like freds face bored

Deadspace is the one where they copy pasted the plot from Alien and like swapped out the aliens with kronenbergs

https://tenor.com/view/twist-m-night-shamalan-what-gif-6054790

[proven compass]

Ok thanks and I'm using it to play BF3 campaign but it's atrociously complicated to configurate the buttons

[quasi thicket]

Duck sauce 4

[wooden bone]

Bye bye guys

I‘m off to bed

Not that anyone cares but hey

[digital schooner]

Nighty night

[warped fractal]

Nope

Have you forgetten event horizon, it stole more from that then alienns

Big giant abandoned space ship, with a missing crew

[digital schooner]

Gonna be preeetty cold out today, sadly I got some electric socks but they sucked

[warped fractal]

That is why I bought my server

Space heater

[obsidian path]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/164465271409606656/1324382567159562250/bafkreic7ntlr2gy36enncx62lrnkuqblybpbwnuqylvjwoon3tkrdfiwtajpeg.png?ex=6777f2e1&is=6776a161&hm=d4064e5cf68580ca4213c0383b24f1a70bc61d8c51ddfaca1278c4c1c37bc5e2&

[full badge]

https://tenor.com/view/warhammer40k-space-marines-warhammer40k-astartes-astartes-film-white-helmets-wastartes-film-cape-space-marine-warhammer40k-gif-26385385

[quasi thicket]

So deadspace ISNT the one where youre trapped on a ship with a kronenberg made out of somebody else

And deadspace 2 ISNT the one where youre in a place with LOTS of deadspaces

"See its not an alien cause an alien explodes out of a body and then EATS people. Deadspaces are just kronenbergs made from the dead"
Totally not just rearranging the same thing

[warped fractal]

Agreed but it also have event horizon in it

Like your goal is to find out what happened to the crew

[quasi thicket]

Its the same picture

[warped fractal]

Basicially a combination of event horizon and alien

[warm thistle]

hey guys did you know that I'm having a battle? It's on a field though.. I hope you guys don't mind

[warped fractal]

https://tenor.com/view/meme-horrors-beyond-our-comprehension-low-tier-god-mods-banned-gif-8530537273735940092

That is how bad your joke is

[hallow jasper]

I like his joek

[warped fractal]

Your also going with him

[warm thistle]

thank you

[hallow jasper]

[warped fractal]

You like his shitty joke you also get to meet the mods who will subject you to horrors beyond our comprehension

[hallow jasper]

Horrors behind our comprehension is bf6 with cartoony characters

[warped fractal]

Nope

Battlefield 6 horrors beyond our comprehenison is a FTP, microtransaction hell

No classes

All hero system unable to pick your weapons

[hallow jasper]

So it is cartoony

[warped fractal]

Unfinished maps, barely any destruction

Nope it'll be in the frostbite engine

It will look like a battlefield game

Oh also, you must unlock the vehicles

or pay to unlock them

Level 5 for ATV, Level 10 for transport truck, level 20 for humvee with machine gun, level 50 for armored vehicle with turrent, level 70 for tank, level 85 for basic helicopter with passenger turrets, level 100 for apache helicopter, level 200 for jet fighters

[raw glen]

HELL LET LOOSE IS FUCKING FREEE IN EPIC GAMES

[delicate prairie]

That game should be renamed to walking simulator only to be kicked out of the game 10 minutes later.

[raw glen]

I think you just don't like slow (af)-paste games, eh it's ok

[fair sail]

Idk if they ever implemented one, but an auto run button would help so much

[delicate prairie]

Yeah no i totally get that. It looked really fun. But just wasn't for me.

[fair sail]

I don't want to spend 15 minutes running from my spawn before I maybe see the first enemy

[delicate prairie]

Or get killed by a team mate for no reason

[raw glen]

it's Arma but a bit more simple and only first person

[delicate prairie]

See i love arma though.

[raw glen]

dw, I understand

[delicate prairie]

DayZ was pretty good too

[raw glen]

I want to try it tbh, but it's a bit expensive for someone who lives in Egypt

[delicate prairie]

Oh yeah that makes sense

[quasi thicket]

Dayz mod was probably better than the standalone. The standalone devs abandoned it for 2 years

[delicate prairie]

Oh yeah the mod was way better

[quasi thicket]

Like when kerbal 2s devs died apparently the dayZ devs said they were going to make a competitor. I'm like "nah fuck those guys. I'll never buy from them again"

I dont even know if its the same people but its not a selling point

[warped fractal]

Wasn't that take two killing kerbal 2

[quasi thicket]

Nah take2 like brought in some developer to make ksp2

[warped fractal]

Ah

[warped fractal]

Ah good old triple aa publishers

[quasi thicket]

Intercept couldnt meet deadlines and went under basically seems like and then private division the original dev got sold off by its owners

[warped fractal]

They most likely couldn't handle the horrible crunch

because take two is known to have companies crunching for time

[quasi thicket]

Could be. Hopefully somebody else can pick it up but prettymuch ksp2 is like 30% finished and dead

[warped fractal]

Most likely abandoned

[quasi thicket]

Probably permanently is how that tends to go unless the fanbase makes it profitable of an idea. Otherwise ksp2 never even got up to ksp1 function level

[warped fractal]

Yep, basicially they are selling a scam

I feel like steam should have an update history on their store page, for how long it was last updated

[dapper umbra]

i wouldn't say they are selling a scam. the developers almost certainly wanted to finish the game.

They didn't get a choice in the matter

[warped fractal]

They are now

[violet hawk]

guys

i bought battlefield V recently

i played some yesterday

then today when i went to play it

it starts all over again

😡

[raw glen]

story wars?

[violet hawk]

the game

[raw glen]

wdym starts all over again?

[violet hawk]

you got battlefield V ?

when you start the game, you play

like in the snow

[raw glen]

45+ hrs

[violet hawk]

then airplane

i played everything yesterday, i put all my controls

[raw glen]

what airplane?

[violet hawk]

then today, i went to play again and all starts over

[dapper umbra]

okay yeah take two selling a scam would make sense.

[raw glen]

you mean the sound of the pc when start up?

[violet hawk]

😡

bro

when you play the game for the first time

[warm thistle]

is there a ping indicator?

how do I see my ping chat

[violet hawk]

i found someone in reddit that got the same problem

look

https://www.reddit.com/r/BattlefieldV/comments/1hrpu5u/bv5_will_not_save_progress/

[raw glen]

checking it rn

[warped fractal]

When the devs are sold off, and no one working on it, it is now a scam to keep it up

[violet hawk]

my save is gone

[raw glen]

ahhh

[warm thistle]

hi guys im ad

I own battlefield

[raw glen]

What client did you download bfv in?

[warm thistle]

bfv is the old one

[violet hawk]

steam

but it downloaded me fucking EA

[raw glen]

try veryfying game files, and maybe request help from EA

[warm thistle]

you cant play an ea game without having ea installed

[raw glen]

of course it will, EA owns it

[violet hawk]

i even got an achievement on steam

[dapper umbra]

yeah

[violet hawk]

when i play trackmania nation forever, i play it on steam

[warm thistle]

you'll still be able to launch it through steam but it starts the EA launcher bloatware thing everytime

[violet hawk]

but ubisoft owns it

[raw glen]

epic games made me play r6 in ubisoft launcher

[warm thistle]

EA isn't ubisoft

2 companies

[raw glen]

but it says launched in epic

ANYWAY

as I said

[violet hawk]

when i play sims on ps2, they didn't downloaded me EA

[raw glen]

try veryfing game files

[violet hawk]

ok

[raw glen]

verfying

and request help from the company (EA)

[violet hawk]

what about the guy on reddit with his "solution"

[warm thistle]

if you're having issues, get a refund

[violet hawk]

because honestly, i just lost the start of the game, i don't even have 1 hour

[warm thistle]

get your money back

[raw glen]

if what I told you didn't work, try these solutionjs (reddit)

[raw glen]

take

back

what

you

said

[warm thistle]

why?

[raw glen]

it's just, I like games which was set in old times

[warm thistle]

if a third party app they force you to install causes issues just get ur money back

[raw glen]

such like ACU, red dead redemption, etc

[warm thistle]

nothing to do with the game itself

[raw glen]

ah

[raw glen]

I know, I just said that because bfv,bf1 is one of them (as an old-time game)

[warm thistle]

but Borisss isn't the first one to have issues with the EA app, 2 of my friends couldn't get Need for Speed: HPR running cuz EA app kept giving them an error

and when even fucking activision doesn't force you to download their 3rd party garbage it's not a high standard to be up to

[raw glen]

no solutions found yet?

for the,

them

[warm thistle]

I'd ask chatgpt cuz I gotta eat

[raw glen]

alr cya then

[lilac forge]

So uhh
What's the next battlefield game

[keen hatch]

The next Battlefield is not announced, that's what it is

[digital schooner]

It’ll probably be a multiplayer game

[keen hatch]

might even have graphics

[digital schooner]

Good chance it will be a FPS, but you never know

I like the new pfp carb

[final glade]

mother of god

mods ban them both

[digital schooner]

Reeee are they discussing leaks?!

[final glade]

or does that only happen if youre french?

mods hate france confirmed lore now?

[keen hatch]

Ban little me?

[digital schooner]

New found respect for ea??

[final glade]

🙏

[keen hatch]

I'm sure Gabe likes my profile picture too much to want to ban me

[final glade]

im convinced gabe doesnt even know hes in this server

[restive pumice]

@keen hatch Bro i never seen you this chad 😳

[keen hatch]

Thanks Klikard, I'm sure you would look chader in some sweet shades as well

[restive pumice]

🫣

[keen hatch]

If you were you, would you speak with you?

[restive pumice]

Quite interesting question 🤔

[final glade]

im not on the community team, on the server my company took over

[keen hatch]

Nice deflection

https://tenor.com/view/deflect-negative-energy-wonder-women-gif-14813194

[hallow jasper]

Hey noobs

Back from gym

[hallow jasper]

Its supposed to be realistic bruh! You're just a casual nub!

What do you mean you play games to have fun? THIS IS WAR!!! DO YOU HEAR ME MAGGOT?! YOU THINK THIS IS SOME KIND OF JOKE!

[delicate prairie]

He do be looking quite Chad 😎

[restive pumice]

For sure

[patent quail]

https://tenor.com/view/mogging-mewing-cat-zazu-gif-13280918095920108064

[hallow jasper]

Based car

[warped fractal]

Well looks like the wait might be over, half life 3 soon

[keen hatch]

I will believe it once I play it

[rocky copper]

Oh god, you lost it

[warped fractal]

Have you played half life alyx

That is half life 3

[rocky copper]

[hallow jasper]

Crispy was loafing on my lap

[rocky copper]

Shame you can’t share pics here

[hallow jasper]

I'll dm

[keen hatch]

Nonoo, it's too early to fulfil my New Year's resolution

[neon sluice]

I have a phone interview with Universal Orlando next Tuesday

I am so fucking back

[hallow jasper]

You're becoming an actor?

Don't forget about us

[neon sluice]

No im gonna be testing and commissioning new rides for their new park

[hallow jasper]

Give us free rides

[neon sluice]

Dawg the park is still under construction

[rocky copper]

Indiana jones pfp

[neon sluice]

You wouldn’t even be able to get in until May and even then the park is gonna be slammed

[hallow jasper]

Tell them that we'll build it alongside them

We're gonna make the rides as safe as possible

[neon sluice]

All of the park is basically built. They’re just testing and finishing up everything

Asking for a salary isn’t a bad thing

[hallow jasper]

How much you gonna earn?

[neon sluice]

It’s $17 an hour

Considering I make currently $13 with Busch Gardens

[hallow jasper]

I was like "this is kinda inappropriate" and "wait,no its not"

[neon sluice]

https://tenor.com/view/cr1tikal-penguinz0-meme-woo-yeah-baby-gif-19316511

[final glade]

wait what

how tf they paying you so little lol

[neon sluice]

Because that’s minimum wage in FL

[hallow jasper]

Crazy

[neon sluice]

It’s not really a problem for me since I already have housing and food covered with University

[final glade]

is that how disney is making all their money, paying college kids that work at the parks shit dollar per hr?

[hallow jasper]

Thats like 4k a month

[quasi thicket]

You could go into... a more skilled job? Oh youre in college

[neon sluice]

Disney pays an upward from $13

[quasi thicket]

Chick fil a pays 16

[final glade]

how much do the train guys make

[hallow jasper]

Now I don know how economy works in America but 4K here means you made it to da top

[neon sluice]

Man who wants to work for theme parks starts by working at a theme park

https://tenor.com/view/think-about-it-use-your-brain-use-the-brain-think-brain-gif-7914082

[hallow jasper]

My nightmare

[quasi thicket]

Ehhhhhhhhhhh
Depends what job

[hallow jasper]

Working at crowded places is my nightmare bro

[final glade]

do they get by with min wage because "we give you discounts for rides" or something

[rocky copper]

Not everything is about money

[neon sluice]

Well, I get free admission and parking for SeaWorld Orlando and Busch Gardens Tampa

I have a 30% discount on park food and merchandise

[quasi thicket]

Like if your degree is to put you in a management position sure

If you want to design rollercoasters. They'll contract that out to engineering firms

[neon sluice]

I want to work for WDI or UC

[quasi thicket]

Wdi
Women drivers incorporated
Uc
University of colorado?

[neon sluice]

Walt Disney Imagineering or Universal Creative

[hallow jasper]

Do they do crash tests there?

[neon sluice]

If you want to work for a big brand theme park you have to start somewhere

[quaint herald]

17 ph is terrible.

[neon sluice]

And I work in Ride Operations at Busch so it’s pog

[hallow jasper]

How much does a battlefield discord moderator make?

[neon sluice]

Fuckin gottem

[final glade]

what level of responsibility does this position have that we are entrusting it to a min wage employee?

[quasi thicket]

Yea like full timers at chick fila get like 16.50 to 17 starting for full time

I think part timers get 14-15 here

Way beyond min

[neon sluice]

Oh it’s nothing I’m only just operating entire roller coasters here

[final glade]

although how much are you working there since school too

youre not "full time" right?

[neon sluice]

I work weekends

I’m part time

[final glade]

still though thats wild theyre only paying 13 lol

[hallow jasper]

For how long is the question

[quaint herald]

US federal min is 7.50 yeah?

[final glade]

bout 3 mins after it crashes

[neon sluice]

Some days I’ll be working from 8:45 AM EST all the way to 9 PM or 10 PM EST

Depends on park hours

[hallow jasper]

They better be giving u a bonus

[neon sluice]

They kinda did?

[rocky copper]

How do you cope with the heat and humidity standing outside

[neon sluice]

Any employees who had shifts on 12/30 and 12/31 got a minor bonus of +2 dollars an hour

Just for those days tho

I worked 12/30 and it was fucking busy

[quasi thicket]

Fed min is basically irrelevant the states dictate it usually and then the states that dont, the market dictates it beyond that

[neon sluice]

Water

[hallow jasper]

What if you wanna go to the bathroom and the place is packed

[rocky copper]

It’s warmer there rn then it’s usually is this time of the year

[rocky copper]

You sweat it out

[neon sluice]

Then you call the supervisors and ask if they can send someone to relieve you for a bathroom break

[hallow jasper]

What if he said no

[neon sluice]

The most “no” they can give you is to wait for a bit until they can find someone

[rocky copper]

Then he’ll have a long talk with HR

[hallow jasper]

Okay

What if you did it in your pantaloons

[rocky copper]

Some people have medical conditions you cannot deny them going to the toilet

[neon sluice]

Then we have a problem

[hallow jasper]

They wouldn't know tho

[final glade]

disney comes by to supply you with a catheter

[neon sluice]

I don’t work very many high thrill rides tho

I operate only like 2 “thrill” rides

[hallow jasper]

Its always funny going on a ride with my friends

Some of them would be devastated after getting off and im like

[final glade]

anything can turn into a thrill ride of you override the safety protocols

[neon sluice]

You really can’t tho

[hallow jasper]

Whoever stays on the longest,wins!

[neon sluice]

All modern coasters have a failsafe where the train literally will not be allowed to dispatch unless all restraints are closed in a safe position

[rocky copper]

I’m scared of theme parks I’d never sit on any ride

[final glade]

what was the place in the 90s in like new jersey ..action park?

[hallow jasper]

You're a scaredy cat

[rocky copper]

It’s still there

[neon sluice]

And there are like a million sensors everywhere to detect a fault

[final glade]

people literally dying at the park it was so unsafe

[quasi thicket]

Yea hard to complain about pay rate when "the next customer in line" could do the job

[neon sluice]

Falcon’s Fury (the drop tower shown above) has stopped several times because it’s detected a fault with one of the load gates or valves

And we can’t get the gondola down without maintenance

[quasi thicket]

At least it has its perks

[hallow jasper]

Rollercoaster rides are like airplanes,the percentage of them crashing is extremely low but its still terrifying to think about

[rocky copper]

The only theme park I’m interested in

[neon sluice]

You are more likely to die in the car ride on the way to the theme park than on any ride there

[quaint herald]

Sounds really annoying when it happens semi regularly.

[quasi thicket]

Or in disneys case youre more likely to die from mislabeled allergens

[neon sluice]

It’s one of 2 drop towers of its kind and it does tend to fault sometimes

Some days it won’t behave

But for the most part Falcon’s is extremely reliable

[hallow jasper]

Imagine you're there at night and you suddenly hear jingles playing from afar

[keen hatch]

https://tenor.com/view/fallout-4-fallout-bethesda-nuka-world-official-trailer-nuka-world-gif-15331265173100399483

[quaint herald]

Wait I think rct 3 is still on sale on steam?

[rocky copper]

Especially in Florida. Most drivers there shouldn’t be on the road

[quaint herald]

And planet Coaster.

[rocky copper]

My friend drives from lakewood ranch to Sarasota, tampa, Orlando, Jacksonville and Miami and he always fears for his life

[neon sluice]

Plus the ride is really chill

[quaint herald]

I want to go on Goliath so bad.

At magic Mountain.

Rolling thunder has been shut down?

[neon sluice]

Rolling Thunder has been closed for a while

Also it was at Great Adventure in NJ, not MM

This is one of the rides I work

[rocky copper]

Imagine it doesn’t stop on its way down

[neon sluice]

That is literally impossible for it to do

[quaint herald]

I wanted to go to six flags holland but they were closed.

Off season.

[neon sluice]

Do you see those white lines running up the length of the tower? Those are on all sides. They’re magnets designed to slow the gondola down

[quaint herald]

Next time I go to Europe I'm going there.

[neon sluice]

“Oh but what if they fail” the thing is 10 years old and it still slows it down

[neon sluice]

Walibi Holland looks fun

[rocky copper]

I bet it would t if I were on it

[neon sluice]

It won’t

[hallow jasper]

I went on one of these,so fun

Gets the adrenaline pumping

[hallow jasper]

Birbs

[quaint herald]

@sour void Baby rosa cockatoo/ galah

[shrewd furnace]

is this them birbs you were talking about the other day

that sit and scream all the time

[quaint herald]

They all scream.

[hallow jasper]

@sour void tell them to shut up

[quaint herald]

Holy shit a yellow tailed

[sour void]

I have never seen a wild baby galah/cockatoo before

love the dino noises

[quaint herald]

Ahh bastard

It flew off

[sour void]

[quaint herald]

You seen our yellow tailed cockatoos?

[sour void]

I think i only saw 1 picture of them before when someone here talked about black parrots

[quaint herald]

There's a rarer variant here called the red tailed.

They're gorgeous.

Palm cockatoos i think live round Queensland.

[sour void]

that one looks metal af

[sour void]

damn they have a sick haircut

[quaint herald]

Its funny how within the same family they're so varied.

And then some.

[quasi thicket]

They probably taste awful

[digital schooner]

Supposedly some people eat coyote, so if they can make that taste good I don’t see why the same can’t be done for them

[warped fractal]

That every pet lover dream

[winged hearth]

[quaint herald]

I don't understand why the first people think it's appropriate to go "ah yeah, edible" when someone posts a picture of a random animal. It's fucking weird.

[dapper umbra]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LiKhjnRmayU Have you ever wanted to use eggnog as engine oil in a car.

[quasi thicket]

Um excuse me barely edible

[marsh crypt]

someone is playing

?

[quasi thicket]

So yea youre WELCOME for me discouraging people to eat parrots

[lilac forge]

WAIT so I shouldnt eat parrots

Aw man

[spark patrol]

The veterans server on BF4 has the worst staff team

Ngl I feel like shi talking

No way they’re veterans

They’d know that you do not run in front of a machine gun while its firing

[proven compass]

I need a medic baaaaaag

[brazen monolith]

I got bf4 but I couldnt even find a server

[lilac forge]

AGHH I'M DYING

[quasi thicket]

They probably also know its not a real machinegun

And not everyone in the server is a veteran

[elder meteor]

[proven compass]

Alright fellas lesss do this

[lilac forge]

I've ran out of voice lines

😭

[proven compass]

Me too fr

[lilac forge]

I fucking love pay day 2

I'm so upset about pd3

Like

I bought it when it came out and was so disappointed

[proven compass]

https://tenor.com/view/payday2-gif-23955341

[proven compass]

It's a bit better now but nothing crazy imo

[lilac forge]

Yeah I'mma let it marinate

[proven compass]

It got no replayability at all

[lilac forge]

I know. It's so god damn awful

[quasi thicket]

Veterans server just meabs its moderated by veterans if you mean like a battlefield server. Otherwise they'd have to password lock the server to keep non-vets out and that'd probably kill the sever.

If its a discord server.
Theyd have to password or gate it to keep nonvets out too

I have seen mostly-vet servers also life-raft people from a mutual server because its moderation went wonky

[proven compass]

Truly a downgrade

Not even talking about gun customization lmao

[lilac forge]

OH MY GOD DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED

Holy fuck

Such a disappointment

Gotta wait probably another 10 years for it to be playable

[quasi thicket]

Panda daycare 3

Pd3

[proven compass]

If the game still exists in 3 months

[lilac forge]

Yeah. I hope so

[proven compass]

"We're sorry but we're reaching the end of PayDay 3's journey. The teams have done their best to show you everything they wanted to and now we'll..."

[lilac forge]

It has potential

[quasi thicket]

You know what ALSO might exist in 3 months?

https://tenor.com/view/my-mom-muscle-man-regular-show-my-parent-my-guardian-gif-12193636264512365062

[lilac forge]

?

[proven compass]

BF6 CTE

[lilac forge]

Oooooh

Let's hope it's not a replay of bf2042.

Like how that went down initially

[trim spoke]

Just be aware

BF4 also had a CTE and still came out broken

[quasi thicket]

All modern combat games are the same anyway

[lilac forge]

Yeah your right.still

I just hope it's good that's all

[trim spoke]

Same

[quaint herald]

All shooting games are the same.

https://youtu.be/zWFRFuXcLi4?si=g1SZJeq8HJV-ialF @trim spoke

Have you seen this?

Its so funny.

Its literally a gimped FN FAL purely meant for the Vietnam.

[quasi thicket]

Modern are always all the same because they all have too msny autos and too many seeking weapons and then the balance gets out of whack because people get hurt feelings

[quaint herald]

Nothing like retaliation with wild fire 7.62 fire.

[lilac forge]

I'd rock that

I love fals,like the look of em

[quaint herald]

Watch the video its super interesting.

Heatseekers are annoying in modern.

Full auto though that doesn't really matter on the era unless it's super contrived.

[trim spoke]

Ironically heat seekers are incredibly outdated technology (they are not particularly modern) and they require you to be able to actually track an enemy to hit them with the missiles so there’s some skill to them

Like if you wanna know cheese in modern games with vehicles it’d be radar missiles

[quasi thicket]

Cause devs go
"Ok well since seeking missiles are easier to hit with we'll lower the damage... ok same for automatics but we'll increase accuracy and randomly buff and nerf them cause we dont know what we're doing"

[trim spoke]

I have not but I imagine it’s hard to gimp the FAL cause that thing is a beast

I’ll watch the video in a bit I wanna catch up watching his videos

[quasi thicket]

It gets worse.

Because yea even though games "are" "modern" the level of seeking tech is basically korea or vietnam level.

Radar guided missile on you
-launch flares-
-missile decides to leave

"Modern" games also dont allow multi targeting, radar/laser guided or better. Stealth definitely not.

[quaint herald]

Basically shortened barrel on purpose cause the pressures of hotter weather offset the loss. Cut stock, fore grip all that shit.

[quasi thicket]

So then what you end up with is like... slow moving jets lobbing barely guided 50lb bombs

And then i guess kinetic penetrator missiles

And then!

After shoehorning all this modern* seeking shit with nerfed damage games like 2042 add shit like aps systems
....
Which DO exist but not like they do in the game.

Cause the ones in the game are literally just missile deleters if a missile comes within range regardless of LOS.

[quaint herald]

Oops I pinged levi

[quasi thicket]

Bye

[quaint herald]

?

[quasi thicket]

Oh thought you meant a mod or something

[trim spoke]

It’s ok I don’t have push notifications enabled anyways

[delicate prairie]

Bro said peace out 💀 😂

[trim spoke]

If anything I prefer pings so I can quickly find messages for me

[digital schooner]

Sounds like a fun time

[patent quail]

https://tenor.com/view/muscle-man-oh-no-bro-meme-memes-regular-show-gif-9597835407648933280

[proven compass]

https://tenor.com/view/boob-slap-man-boobs-cartoons-gif-3536167

[sour void]

its znath, he always does weird stuff

[delicate prairie]

That checks out

[hallow jasper]

Hey noobs

[hallow jasper]

Which noob reacted to my message

[leaden kestrel]

https://tenor.com/view/onimai-oniichan-wa-oshimai-mahiro-onimai-mahiro-mahiro-oyama-gif-27672758

[scarlet robin]

Can someone from @Dice please help me with a problem? I have Battlefield 1 on PC playing at 1440p 240hz with an OLED HDR monitor but when I activate HDR the colors seven more muted than when disabled, when disabled they look much better but of course HDR is not available, does anyone know if there are problems with HDR in this game or know the solution?

[patent quail]

https://tenor.com/view/wave-seal-shy-cute-hello-gif-17557219007211587331

[next hound]

[hallow jasper]

[leaden kestrel]

What about Mr. Beast Games?

[lilac forge]

If it’s as bad as his chocolate I don’t think I have the ability to vomit for that long.

[leaden kestrel]

His chocolate has lead poisoning potential.

[final glade]

what now

[lilac forge]

Oh. Cool. So maybe my body was literally just telling me “don’t eat this. It’s poison “

[final glade]

[lilac forge]

Because god. It tastes like bum. And not even a clean bum.

[final glade]

ok but fr, im questioning why you even wasted the money on it in the first place

[lilac forge]

My son wanted to try it and he saw it in a store; so I purchased it and put a piece of it in my mouth.

[final glade]

im not even going to ask why you know what bum tastes like

[lilac forge]

Because kids need to learn that marketing is deceptive through experience, and I had a morbid curiosity. I like my chocolate from Europe.

nah, not just europe. there are some good local choclatiers around here. they closed my favorite local one though. RIP

[charred lava]

HIIIII
^^

[lilac forge]

yep

and hello to you!

[charred lava]

hey how are you

"?

[lilac forge]

I'm the oldest I've ever been and the youngest I'll ever be for the rest of my life.

[modern sleet]

gotta make up since we ain't have leaded gas

[leaden kestrel]

Mr. Beast missed lead-based paint when he was growing up, so he gave the gift that keeps on giving...in his chocolate.

[elder meteor]

truly an angel isnt he

[lilac forge]

'WE ARE GOING TO PAINT THIS ENTIRE FOOTBALL SIZED CANVAS WITH LEAD-BASED PAINT. THE LAST PERSON TO DIE WINS A MR. BEAST HOODIE"

[charred lava]

ayo guys anyone here into arts?

[lilac forge]

I stage act?

if that counts

[charred lava]

no like digital arts

[lilac forge]

then no. i absorb those arts. i project the other ones

[hallow jasper]

I always hated that weirdo

Surprised it took him that long to shit the bed,its unfortunate

[leaden kestrel]

He's a bigtime scammer.

https://tenor.com/view/pokémon-the-movie-secrets-of-the-jungle-ash's-pikachu-almost-become-food-for-cramorant-jawdrop-bruh-moment-what-what-the-oh-no-shock-shocked-bird-animal-fish-wide-eyed-funny-anime-mouth-open-cute-gif-11931394705342087074

[quaint herald]

My case is finally on its way.

Took them a little bit over a month to send.

[neon sluice]

I feel like by the time I finish playing Indiana Jones I’m gonna need to send pictures of the amount of writing this game has me doing

Like I’m actually using a pen and paper to solve some puzzles

I really like it TBH. I like when games make me think about this stuff. Probably why I’m so fond of the underwater shrines in Sea of Thieves

[patent quail]

that was me with resident evil

[hallow jasper]

I like when game characters just blurt out the answer for the puzzle just because i didn't solve it in 5 seconds

[neon sluice]

NGL I kinda hate that

I really don’t like it when nearby NPCs are just “hey you should try this!”

Like shut the fuck up let me do this on my own

[hallow jasper]

"hmmm....i think i need to proceeds to explain to me every step of the puzzle"

[neon sluice]

It’s really annoying when you’re ||in the underground Vatican treasury|| and on your way out Gina is like “use the pendant use the pendant” like oh my god shut up bitch there are notes nearby. I wanna read them

[final glade]

lmao "ok this looks like the path to continue the story... so ill go down this hallway which will probably have a secret or something to collect"

[neon sluice]

There is so much to do in this game though and it’s really fun

[neon sluice]

It took me an entire day to get through the Vatican because of how much stuff there is to do there

And that’s just the beginning level

I’m on Gizeh right now and I’m having a blast

[final glade]

you got the outfit?

[neon sluice]

Which one

[final glade]

in the vatican

[neon sluice]

I had the priest outfit and blackshirt outfit

[hallow jasper]

"hey you STUPID LOW CHROMOSOME BITCH i think you need to do this to solve the puzzle!"

[final glade]

ye the blackshirt one which allows you go be in the military zones

[neon sluice]

It also allows you to go into the underground boxing ring

[final glade]

those outfits make it sooo much more enjoyable when youre collecting shit

[neon sluice]

Where I admittedly lost to the first enemy more than I’d like to admit

[final glade]

i did the 2nd boxing ring first which had a "tough" end boss then went back to the first one and was like oh right these are piss easy

[neon sluice]

I still need to get a good grasp on this game’s fighting mechanics

Because at the moment it’s me beating the shit out of everyone with my fists and whip

Pushing enemies off of ledges is fun when their feet don’t clip into the geometry

[lilac forge]

[neon sluice]

Well there are a shitload of items around I can use like bottles, shovels, or clubs

But distracting people is kinda lame

[wooden bone]

Gosh

Idk if i should Trophy hunt

I mean, i really want to trophy hunt

But it seems so exhausting

[hallow jasper]

Man the need for speed community is thriving

I'm jealous

[lilac forge]

did they exile and ban you?

join them!

[hallow jasper]

Nah i play alot of driving games actually,just wish every franchise i liked had the same amount of dedicated fams

[signal pulsar]

Joker is going back to rehab

[patent quail]

This anime about Poland is pretty good ngl @winged inlet

https://tenor.com/view/rafał-chi-chikyuu-no-undou-ni-tsuite-orb-on-the-movements-of-the-earth-gif-57883711311651125

One of the characters is called "Oczy". Get this, he has very good eyesight . This is very accurate to what Oczy means in English isn't it?

[leaden kestrel]

[winged inlet]

I have no idea because I don't speak polish

[leaden kestrel]

The background is too high-def for the characters.

[patent quail]

Oh, well, Oczy means eye

[patent quail]

It's about some people trying to prove heliocentrism while avoiding being found out by the church and inquisitors

[leaden kestrel]

[patent quail]

It's pretty huge in Japan rn so I decided to check it out, really good

[leaden kestrel]

Try watching Dragonball DAIMA.

https://tenor.com/view/dragon-ball-daima-gokuu-gif-11122729600033547535

[patent quail]

the main Inquisitor guy is voiced by Nanami from jjk

[leaden kestrel]

[patent quail]

This time he plays some absolutely horrid Inquisitor who tortures 'heretics' for not believing the earth is in the middle of the solar system

[leaden kestrel]

Doesn't sound like my jam.

[patent quail]

https://tenor.com/view/orb-movements-of-the-earth-anime-op-opening-gif-8780993425524306358

The guy with the sword

some cool sword fights randomly happen in the anime too

[patent quail]

I never really watched any dragonball before..

[leaden kestrel]

The artwork doesn't look good.

[leaden kestrel]

Watch it.

Start from OG DB.

[patent quail]

[leaden kestrel]

https://tenor.com/view/kid-goku-funny-dragon-ball-goku-make-faces-gif-1883955888869863173

[patent quail]

700 episodes?

[patent quail]

Well that's just the gif and compression

Look it up online, everyone is going crazy for it

oh shit I think I spoilt myself on episode 13

I'm on 10

[leaden kestrel]

OG Dragonball is THE battle shonen.

It was so grounded.

[patent quail]

what if I feel burnt out on battle shonen rn

[leaden kestrel]

Then you should try OG DB. It's a breath of fresh air.

It's more adventure than fighting.

[patent quail]

[leaden kestrel]

https://youtu.be/FJqGirLjQn4?si=D486DobkdyjPh78n

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/140933721929940992/1311595062018183229/gMZ4pzqCN_eQzRkOqkpH1N-kQqeuvHWvooe-5Bel2Hw.gif

Back when Tien and Yamcha were huge threats.

[ancient niche]

(I don’t know if this would be the right channel or if it violates rules so I’m sorry mods)

I have an idea for a military RP group based on battlefield 2042, if anyone knows what the quatrième corps are (Roblox military RP groop) I think it would be fun for everyone and there would be individual discord servers for regiments there will be leader secretary of states, and when there’s battles people could arrange it to be in like the Afghan map. I’m wondering if anyone would think that idea would be fun.

[dapper umbra]

no

[hallow jasper]

@lilac forge did u check out the dear hunter btw?

[lilac forge]

No. Because most people play games to escape reality and conforming to strict guidelines. You're basically asking people with real lives and jobs to pretend they're on a playground with overactive imaginations. Plus, I'm not sure how I would RP dying 12 times in a game.

[lilac forge]

nah. i was in a half comatose state last night when you were sending that stuff. kid just went to bed so I should be good now

"Oh darn, I got blown to pieces by C4. Fire up the matter reorganizer at the main base, I'm going to need reassembly"

like, what

and I'm not trying to be mean, but you asked if it was a good idea.

[hallow jasper]

Oh man you should see FIVEM roleplayers

[lilac forge]

I did roleplay a bit in an MMO, but then there were..you know...revive spells

there wasn't immersion breaking

and why can't I find deer hunter? I found something called Deerhunter

nevermind, I got it. The Dear Hunter

it reminds me of a way more chill System of a Down

especially In Cauda Venenum

[hallow jasper]

You should give the other songs i listed a listen, they're nothing alike XD

[lilac forge]

I just started there because it was the most unique named song to find the artist

[hallow jasper]

Oh i thought you were done listening to it

[lilac forge]

nah. I'm just pretty bored so I gave real time commentary

[signal pulsar]

I know right

[warped fractal]

There goes joker

To compton you go

[oblique ravine]

hey guys what is the best battlefield

cuase ive been playing battlefield 1 a lot

and i really like it but is there any better

gona nut

[wooden bone]

Mfw the crew

[wooden bone]

V or 2042

[oblique ravine]

okay ty

[wooden bone]

Don‘t bother with 4 or HL

They’re ded

[warped fractal]

Ah the game franchise with the first game being dead

[lilac forge]

RIP SUAVs to the head

[wooden bone]

Removed from library‘s too

[warped fractal]

without making it single player even if the crew itself was mostly single player

[wooden bone]

I loved the Hardline Taser

Was such a unique and rewarding experience

[warped fractal]

True

[wooden bone]

If you got close enough to hit the enemy that is

[wooden bone]

To be honest, i never did enjoy the Crew 1 It had weird handling imo

So i never cared enough

[warped fractal]

Agreed, it did have a weird one but driving state to state will always be fun

[wooden bone]

True

[digital schooner]

Dude fuck yeah, i used the shit out of the taser

[signal pulsar]

No

[wooden bone]

Best handling imo still goes to Burnout Paradise

It‘s so weirdly hard yet so soft too

[wooden bone]

the interrogation was always worth jumping around trying to tase some guy with a pumpgun

[trim spoke]

Nope

[elder meteor]

Detroit then

[signal pulsar]

I've been to Detroit

Let's just say me and one of their females had a good time

[wooden bone]

We come and blow NJ up

[wooden bone]

Ayo?

[signal pulsar]

[wooden bone]

Gah damn

[signal pulsar]

[wooden bone]

So uh

What was her face card

I‘m gonna distance myself

So so far from this

Cus i do NOT want to be part of ur business

[warped fractal]

He is sober now

Didn't drink alcohol, for a while

[wooden bone]

Idk cuh

I gotta get myself a New Bengals Jersey

[signal pulsar]

I looked it up it turns out age of consent in Detroit is 16

[wooden bone]

U still aint rly lucky cuh

Never ever mention this to a cop

[signal pulsar]

Although I did get slapped with a assault charge in America for punching out a tiktoker

[warped fractal]

Doesn't work

Also let move on from this topic and state over 18

[wooden bone]

Hell naw

[warped fractal]

He did

[wooden bone]

Frfr

[quaint herald]

Wtf

[signal pulsar]

The judge was literally like yeah boss I'm not really going to give you any jail time

[wooden bone]

I almost caught a Battery charge

[warped fractal]

Same, I think joker stole some drugs from his hospital

[wooden bone]

Almost beat someone with a metal pipe

[warped fractal]

Gonna guess ketamine

[wooden bone]

Don‘t ask Details

[signal pulsar]

OK I'll give you some context I was going to a buffalo game at Kansas City this person started yelling at me for walking in his tiktok and I'm like mate you're at an NFL game I'm not looking around for a camera long story short I punched him

[quaint herald]

What a weird fucking conversation.

[warped fractal]

I know

That is why we should move on to, let me check

[quaint herald]

Wow joker you punched someone out how very bogan of you.

[signal pulsar]

I'm Australian it's how we say hi

[wooden bone]

[digital schooner]

We have a lot of those here

[quaint herald]

Maybe if you lived in some shitty neighbourhood sure.

[wooden bone]

Maybe you should leave for a bit

[signal pulsar]

I mean if you really want I can talk about NCIS for the next hour

[wooden bone]

No offense

[wooden bone]

[quaint herald]

Not many really cares about ncis.

[signal pulsar]

[wooden bone]

Anways

Yes

[signal pulsar]

I know I just get paid by CBS to talk about it

[elder meteor]

😼

[quaint herald]

I could go on a tirade about mechwarrior yet I understand not everyone will understand.

[wooden bone]

I did almost beat someone with a metal pipe

7 years ago

[final glade]

no wonder you change your discord name so much

[signal pulsar]

Fun facts me and CBS have a working relationship

[final glade]

cbs wears the pants though

[quaint herald]

Oh i see the context now. Not an entire blame on you for that but still dude.

[wooden bone]

No cops were involved

[digital schooner]

Man i do that shit with guns all the time, just go for it man

[warped fractal]

CBS also have money

[wooden bone]

They wanted to lock me in a Psych ward tho

[signal pulsar]

I got to see the NCS Origins set in person once that was pretty cool

[lilac forge]

by day, CBS consultant. By night, pill-popping hospital volunteer. right.

[jolly folio]

It do be interesting ngl

[warped fractal]

You mean head nurse

[quaint herald]

At least with guns people can somewhat relate.

[warped fractal]

[signal pulsar]

I get my nursing from house MD

[wooden bone]

I‘m doing A Nursery degree

I‘m way better than u cuh

[warped fractal]

Ah, finally a true doctor, expermenting with his patients to find out what is wrong with the patients

[elder meteor]

To end up being treated by joker as ur nurse

[wooden bone]

Average shit the CIA did back in 2004

[warped fractal]

Got a mild infection, let us nuke your entire immune system

[signal pulsar]

I have only run like one experiment on a patient ever

[wooden bone]

[warped fractal]

You mean 1950-1980s

[wooden bone]

Camp X-Ray

[elder meteor]

[warped fractal]

don't forget mk-ultra

[signal pulsar]

I still don't know how I haven't been fired I do a lot of things that is a questionable

[wooden bone]

Operation Patriot

[warped fractal]

and killing people via heart attack gun

[wooden bone]

CIA is the og YN

[warped fractal]

Overthowing countries

[signal pulsar]

Shut the fuck up and sit down is what I usually say to Karen's plus I'm a team leader you can't really fire me

[wooden bone]

Operation Just Cause frfr

[digital schooner]

You really like that heart attack gun

[quaint herald]

@digital schooner

[wooden bone]

I LOVE the GBU-34

[warped fractal]

Your going to get a heart attack soon @digital schooner

[digital schooner]

Yooo look at them birds

They wild eh

[quaint herald]

Ya

[digital schooner]

That’s pretty neat to see

[signal pulsar]

Can I eat it

[warped fractal]

Also the only evidence is a simple red bump that looks like a bee sting

[elder meteor]

I wish we would have parrots here

[digital schooner]

You could try

[warped fractal]

I believed they used some fungi to cause it

[quaint herald]

@digital schooner

[signal pulsar]

[wooden bone]

Could’ve just shot way way too much Adrenaline

[warped fractal]

It left no evidence

You got shot, nothing in the blood is shown

[wooden bone]

A 120MM HE laves no evidence either

[digital schooner]

Christ that’s quite the scream they have lmao

[elder meteor]

Damn

[quaint herald]

That's a baby!

[digital schooner]

Intriguing to see something that for me i would only see domesticated

[warped fractal]

Like how do I put it, it shoots something that only leaves a bee sting bump

and no other evidence other than the heart stopping

[wooden bone]

Don‘t forget about The Laos Operation

[signal pulsar]

Can I eat it

[warped fractal]

Man how many operations of the CIA you know

[wooden bone]

Laos

Iraq

Afghanistan

Korea

Vietnam

Panama

Somali

Lybia

[quaint herald]

Stop being weird.

[digital schooner]

Yalls magpies sure look different

[wooden bone]

Iran

Syria

[signal pulsar]

Yeah boss I don't think I can

[lilac forge]

keep going. you only have like 185 to go

[warped fractal]

How do you know all that, did you accidentally stay up on the cia declassified documents site reaidng it

[quaint herald]

Yeah Australian magpies are much different.

[wooden bone]

Exactly cuh

[digital schooner]

It’s quite interesting that 2 completely different people brought up eating em when you showed a pic. Is that common?

[quaint herald]

No.

[digital schooner]

We sure are special

[wooden bone]

Don‘t forget about the CIA Torture camp called Camp Guniea bay or something

[quaint herald]

They're just being fucking weird.

[lilac forge]

cuh?

[wooden bone]

Yuh

Cuh

[warped fractal]

So what was that operation called when they wanted to get a free soviet submarine

[wooden bone]

Red october

Iirc

[warped fractal]

Nope a real operation

[wooden bone]

Wait

What do you mean?

Kursk or Akula class?

[warped fractal]

The one that sank near hawaii

[wooden bone]

Kursk..?

Or the new one

Like

2024 one

[lilac forge]

LIke you know of multiple CIA attempts to take a Soviet sub. give me a fucking break. this channel is just pure delusion

this is great

if a psychiatrist ever came to this channel, it'd be like a directory of future clients

[warped fractal]

The one that was discovered by the press

[wooden bone]

Man

Show me a damn article

There was like

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This one was the one they disguised it as a deep sea miner

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5 attempts to get soviet submarines

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and the sub was already sank

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Kursk…

The Nuclear submarine

That imploded?

Or…

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I believe it was imploded

Project Azorian

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here

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Never heard of it

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it's on their website

https://www.cia.gov/legacy/museum/exhibit/project-azorian/

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Then yes

It was the Kursk

Wait

No it wasn’t

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How did you not hear of project azorian

A free nuclear submarine in the middle of the ocean

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Cus

I deal with big shit

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I mean...free

that's a tough get lol

kinda like "go ahead if you can"

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I mean you need a state of an art deep sea miner

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Like the time where the CIA strapped Rocket boosters to a C-130

In the 80‘s

To get civilians

By landing in s football stadium

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State of the art like truly state of an art

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And taking off

Yes

It was real

A C-130 was modified so much that it was able to land and take off from Football stadiums

By the CIA

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my favorite CIA project is how they secured titanium from the Soviet Union through fake shell companies

so the Soviet Union supplied the titanium for the planes flying overhead to spy on them

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CIA literally King von

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Why would do that

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poetry

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CIA is like G-Man organization

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A-Team

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Doesn't care what government it is from, it'll do any projects without telling them

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the boys are back in town

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Thin Lezzy

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Like the time CIA operatives dressed as Civilians in Vietnam?

And got referred to as "Tourists“

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https://x.com/HecklerAndKoch/status/1874954094663573851?t=RiobiIXy05Wv-H1O6yLq9g&s=19

Heckler & Koch (@HecklerAndKoch) on X

C L E A R .

Twitter · Jan 2, 2025, 11:01 PM

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Or when they wore Fishing gear in Iraq?

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@thick sonnet Transparent MP7.

Also I've been put on forced hiatus from moderating in pokemon so I've put myself on hiatus.

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Ah did you know the one where they trained a cat to be a spy

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So there's your explanation.

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but got foiled last minute

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Do you know they tried to train dolphins

To be Early warning systems

Or counter terrorism

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Were they too smart

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They didn’t really work ad intended

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Was hilarious seeing all the hype for the mp7 get killed in america

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Or the time the British used Chickens for Nuclear land mines?

Literally buried Nuclear bombs with chickens

When the chickens died the nuke would go off

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Sounds really dumb

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or remember the time they had a super secret project to make nuclear weapons and dropped them on two cities?

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Manhattan?

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I prefer New England Clam Chowder, but t hanks

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Remember when we used to fly helicopters with Screaming Vietnamese over Vietnam at night?

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Wasn't there another secret project to make the most deadliest missile, that was powered by nuclear material and actually is extremely destructive to the environment and everywhere it flies over

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I don't know. I've read about so many fucked up projects. look up a cobalt bomb

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Ah hell naw

Not them

💀🙏

Cobalt bomb is literally the most fucked up thing ever

Or when we put Chickens in guided bombs

As the guidance systems

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Project Pluto

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Or when the Iraqi army started to call our "Death metal“ like Chelsea grin "The devils music“

Because they thought of Death when they heard our Metal

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Thought it was pigeons

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Ah yes

Pigeons

My bad

Got chickens and pigeons mixed up

Sorry

Still

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I think we have a bad habit of making bird bombs

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Watch us develop a Nuclear Pigeon bomb

Fuck you want

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He cannot read the bio

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You pinged me