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I need pic perms
I was expecting black facial not blonde 
No
I’m going to the shop
shush he's beautiful
hes not
which one
The narrator is beautiful too
What does that sign say behind him
i'll pull up

You look like someone who really enjoys musicals
You never expected someone to be a ginger, damn angra
You gotta expect the unexpected

No it’s a flag I think
Imagine liking musicals
The Greatest Showman is alright
Is the About Me section intended to be a self-viewing experience? I had no idea
I've been using THAT feature wrong my entire life
yes
i thunk
Only good musical was frozen
Ok
but they don’t have souls 
Have you asked a ginger that
@signal pulsar do you have a soul
Nope
I sold my soul for tattoos
And weed
Why does Ant-Man's daughter became intolerable after Ant-Man 2?
Noted
noted
She’s a proper teen by then right?
Never seen the third
cuase shes a "teen'
don
😔
Didn't her character have 3 different actresses playing her?
Being insufferable is actually some pretty good acting
My sister has been basically speed running “how can i get myself kicked out of the house by being a complete dick”
Yep
Oh i can assure you when you have a good relationship with your family it’s pretty fucking easy to be kind
That's y i'm in the middle
The lengths she goes through to be a dick deserve a round of applause
yeh that's me
i guess
Being neutral unlocks more paths 
And one of those is not a gf
Become the girlfriend 
Yeah fuck no

funny show
I felt bad for Loona when she was in the animal shelter that was basically an orphage and being aged out of it.

not even close
Nah ur not a true clone wars fan
clone wars isnt funny tbh
or star wars fan
Hear me out
and the last episodes put everyone on the verge of tears
😦
Lego clone wars show
wha
Now that’s kek
Kinda happened and not
but yeah that would be cool
Well yea
Clone wars is very goated. It explains a lot to everything in star wars as a whole tbh
ngl it was just random star wars story shit right?
Clone wars is the true star wars 
very true
And u can't go from SW ep 2 to 3 without watching the essential clone wars epidoes now
Why you dont ban blatant cheaters, all hs K 301 D 5
Lame


Tho would be kek to work at dice or EA
Better to do bans in waves than instant
Still my favourite book ever

Did the MCU start falling apart back in 2021 when Eternals released?
Yes
From clips I've seen, Eternals looked great cinematically.
When disney took over it fell apart
i guess
it was lame tho
Phase 4 is just bad
1-3 is peak marvel
good luck
Till I finish.
it sucks
I'm on Shang-Chi.
The yellow is what I have left.
The blue is the tv shows.
And red is what is not on Disney+.
The Ant-Man series is mediocre.
Funny, but that's it.
Still my favourite book ever
More like the only book you read.
The book of how joker lost that one chick 
She said “you have to many books” saw this one singular book 
lol
nah mine the gunslinger
Remember joker said he didn’t get a girl because he had to many books 
Hello
yeee
Hello
Yes I have been Deadpool for a long time lol
I just started playing battlefield 2042 today I played bad company when I’d first came out
They want a true remake
that looks pog
nice
Dewd bad company sux0rs compared to bf 2
Yes I seen that today when I started playing
I will need some people to play with soon once I get use to the game
r/theyknew
I have read many books thank you
Yo @signal basalt
Omg I remember her
I have read books
Where’s the fucking DOk at? 
The funniest thing you ever said tbh
Fr?
True story she didn’t like I had so much books
Reading is good
She prob have a low iq
Assassin creed books are next on my reading list
Unity black flag and forsaken
Tom Clancy Ubi books is amazing 
Assassin creed unity is a good read
It’s a book?
Seems like a mediocre read.
Thank you joker

red rising books are mad good
Thnx
Bro said I’m buying them all
$101 for that series?
ye
Just buy the first of the series to even see if you like it.
Try Facebook marketplace might cheaper
Otherwise, you'll have $100 worth of a series you hate reading.
love ubi stuff

it's set in a solar empire inspired by ancient rome, bout a member of the lowest caste (reds, miners on mars) who becomes bio modified to be like one of the golds and infiltrates their ranks to tear down the corruption from within
I’m buying shadows
I know unity book well before unity the game
I have read some of it
The actor who plays Shang-Chi was an accountant for one of the big 4 financial firms (Deloitte) before he started acting. He got fired and carried out and thought that was the end of his life.
my fav game out of all ac games so far
Now, Deloitte uses him as their spokesperson for what not to do.
Claiming him as their greatest success.
Same
Almost 69 hours
big coomer hours huh
That's weird that there are two supes stationed in San Francisco: Ant-Man and Shang-Chi.
Are there any MCU supes in Seattle?
idk
Aquafina and her vocal fry.
hmmmm
Done. Will be here by early next week 
Also got this to
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I’m sick and tired of Corsair keyboard. Shit is dogwater
Me no like it. Been wanting my razer keyboard back. Don’t wanna steal it from my bro after I sold it to him
Plus this keyboard is better. Way better 
Apple keyboard 
I got tired of needing a wristrest for the mechanical keyboard.
I need a gaming PC
It's okay. Second PC I built for myself.
Yes sirski. Console sucks lowkey. Unless it’s a side job thingy
Wth why fans sideways of mobo
on top of gpu
What do you mean?
I want to speed run again
Is that a water cooled cpu?
Never seen that before
My is water cooled 
I can see you
Did you build it?
I loved my amd tank that had water cooling I built myself
Not enough RGB.
I went for air cooled on my current one
Needs more fans.
Naw FB MP. 1.5k for this bad boy
Mac is ok….
My dad recons MacBooks are over rated
I need a laptop
I was going to get a windows phone. But that turned out to be shite
Buy it you rich boi
You should build one for the experience.
I loved the Nokia windows phone at its time
Built 2 of them before years ago. To lazy rn and bout this last year or so ago. Whenever Destiny 2 dropped cross save
Sorry I’m not poor
You bum.
Researching the parts and buying them is more fun than the actual building part.
I know how to build it. Just got a really good deal 
I’m waiting for the 5090 to build one or the 6090
What does that even mean
Bruh
Was probably used for crypto mining.
Naw. He game a lot. He end up selling it due to being married with 2 kids. He plays on series X now.
Kids are ew
what's wrong with being married with 2 kids? 
He tried to sold me one. But I have it 
So I said no
Having kids is cringe 

I know. I used to think that being a self-absorbed person was ideal and I loved the alone time, but the world pop would stagnate if everyone took on that glorious lifestyle I miss so much. I'm just doing my part
I’m not reading all that
Idk. He said he was abt to move. At the time. And said he need to free up space. Since he got a steam deck, switch and series X.
All the stuff I have 
I've just seen some conspiracy theories dude talk about a woman in the 20th century who had kinetic powers and could move objects with her mind and shit and apparently feds were on her but she was Russian so CIA tried to find a way to capture her and shit
The fuck do those people smoke ?
I got the snippet no kids for joker
bros high again
Like WTF bro ?
A kinetic woman with powers and shit ?
Even Crab isn't that high
Really I’m the opposite I love building but I hate the research and buying the right part,
they smoke the emotional neglect they had from their parents growing up and a lack of adult role models
Just a avage wanna be mastermind
It wasn't me !!!
Knowing the parts potential is more exciting for me. Building it is a chore.
I got a vasectomy no kids for joker
So having shitty childhood makes you a conspiracy theories person ?
Talk to @rough sigil he had to re buy couple parts 
Why you got vasectomy
Righto
I don’t want kids
I think having a shitty childhood opens up a world of possibilities when you have the internet to give you access to whatever sick thoughts you've got
I got the pc shop to build mine
Why the fuck am I talking about vasectomy on a Thursday at 4:50 am ? Is that reality even fucking real ?
That's a good choice
My current build went on fire while I was building it.
He lives and breathes off of NCIS 
Paid 570 and said snip me doctor
Lmao I see but it's crazy to become some conspiracy theories dude lol
570 isn't that expensive tbh
I have paid more for tattoos lol
I laugh at my gf when she try her best to convince me with her conspiracy theories. She is my comedy central 
Crazy how the healthcare system works well in Australia
I died so hard when she said every bird is a drone. 
What conspiracies does she believe in ? 
More money for daddy Joker
To many.
Yeah and don't forget a gift to your gf
Oh I told her
She's basically the reason why you got the operation lol
Or the neeple
Idk how they proceed vasectomy tbh
She goes so far into investigation all the way back to 1800s for her theories. I’m like bruh. wtf 😳
LMAOOO WTF
My girlfriend just buys stuff on Amazon
That's funny and kinda scary at the same time
Her bff is on it to.
do you egg it on?
I joke and laugh at them all the time. If I need a sick com. They are it
She's the reason why your gf is like this you must eliminate this treat asap fr
(Joking of course)
She's going to start believing in some weird cult stuff and I'm going to watch a documentary about you being discovered underneath a basement. I'd be careful
The hate me. Because I be dead ass and real with them as I’m joking around. I can never take them serious
I think it was one part I had to re purchase
My girlfriend will take 4 hours to pick something to watch
They believe in pyramids built by aliens and shit ?
I thought it was couple. Either way. It took you a while to properly set it up 
My girlfriend didn’t know what 9/11 was until 5 weeks ago
Just watched some South Park episode about streaming problem your only solution is to get back to traditional cable TV
She wants took 3 hours to pick something
Dude WTF ? 💀
It took a while to get everything it took 2 days to set it up and half a week for it to completely run without worry
Because I needed cable splitters for the fans run
Took half a week to get them
She said moon landing is fake. Aliens is real. Birds is drones that charges up on power cords, birds are also secret cameras in your house.
She’s ah not that smart sometimes
She don’t like some phone companies because government spies on you. Ect and ect
I spy on Lego
She’s a sweetheart and an amazing woman with children. Gosh she’s so amazing with children. It’s adorable. She’s smart asf.
But her and her bff with conspiracy theories is always funny asf to me. They don’t like me but still try to convince me for months now 😂
I’m best man if you get married 
Me to the "bird nests" ||drone factories||
Too late I called it
It's ok to not know things but not knowing this one...
My best friend from the navy is best man.
Set for my dad and bro ofc 
She gets straight As in HS and college rn.
She studies to much in her free time rn. I’m proud of her
I’m proud of my cat
Cats have 9 lives and I have 10 bullets in the mag 
Good thing I only need one too end u

Lmao
Takes more than that 
Dw I’ll aim for your face 
@jolly folio you never said how soon we'll be watching the colombia remake of breaking bad

Man tryna build a pc is not fun, i wanna go back to guns
It do be like that 
dont do him dirty like that 
what you mean installing the psu with the fans pointing into the system isn't at all bad

or threading a screw through the radiator is bad
jesus what
i didnt know about the rad part 
but...its ok because he was wearing a grounding strap
or adding a bit of extra thermal paste over pre-applied thermal paste from the aio

but did he spread it with a spatula
noooo stop
Nuh uh
also he has a rare hexacore i7

also when coke stock goes down when they pay there taxes because 6 billion is uhh
higher then there net worth and revenue will also be haved
12b to 6b in revenue next quarterly
@jolly folio when are you going to invest in coca cola for the boys

There stock at all won't plummet when they pay there 6 billion in taxes
Watching? My brother in christ i’m free balling this shit
I have not but a pcpartpicker and a dream baby

Hey, let's complete the challenge mode
I am still processing the trauma of waking up 
Good news I can give blood
Will you though?
Fair enough
Giving blood?
If your alive, you can give blood
Oh if you have tattoos u have to wait like a week or two
I saw a ad and was like eh why not
I'm not allowed to give blood anymore
My veins are too thin and weird for them to find consistantly
I have drawn blood many times never gave it
Yes
No lol
They do have requirements
You get free juice boxes cheese and crackers if you give blood 
This is a straight blood only hospital
Bisexuals are accepted but we are not happy while drawing blood
Thats actually been a thing for a long time
Yeah that sounds bout right
why tf i got banned bruh
I’m sure they won’t give a fuck
They very much do
Anyway
Time to fix my NAS once I get home 
Mate I only understand English

Imagine not being able to speak 2 languages 
Same i donated 3 kidneys and 2 hearts

Nah but that was considered to be made opt out instead of opt in here
@river thunder tell your homies to stop pinging the wrong Duck
No point lol they stupid af anyways
Xd
Sorry we aren’t DOk
Thats what you get for being fake d0k 
Join the cult
OG DOk the best one

DOk used Jump on people

Then he stole my girlfriend

U know that kills ducks
She can get pregnant. I just can’t get her pregnant.

Zeta j0k
Camp in DOks head for summer
Camp in your gf
Will artillery you
Dw dokky u will find someone
Skill issue?
U missed out before

I’m giving blood
nice
can I request for you to drop this bit 
When you going to carry me in battlefield
When u get it
This is what we call a quandary

balls
Lego should carry me in BF4
have u got it?
Cuase if so
I'm down to play this weekend if u want
I do yes
I should play the campaign again
It's a banger
Isn’t it cannon that Hannah dies
So, everyone then.
My bad jeez, i was thinking about another hannah for some reaosn idk
I played right up to battlefield 5
Never touched 2042
don't
I loved bf4 tho
I loved pac
Damn it Recker almost shot u in the face
Then later on Damn it Recker almost shot u in the face again
I should play cod WW2 again and advanced warfare eh I’ll add it my gaming list
Superior multiplayer
But nothing beats bad company for single player in my eyes, those guys hilarious
Also, war on a golf course 
The campaign was amazing
I remember killing Hannah
I remember one campaign u wore in Bolivia
Anyone remember the name of a movie where at one point there's a Japanese and American pilot crash landed and initially they fight but then some monster or something emerges and they have to work together? From like maybe the last 10-20 years
I can’t remember what game
Guess what I'm watching
Oooh in bad company 2?
Only thing that comes to mind is movie called hell in the pacific but no monsters and its from like the 60s/70s i think it was
Quacc
Depressed equilibrium
Wild Equi
It's OK ik marvel phase 4 is bad.
Thank you it’s be annoying me for months
What
Yeah it do be
SW ep 1
Aquafina is the worst sidekick of the MCU.

Honestly, Shang-Chi reminds me of a lesser Fearless.
They actually gave out meth laced lollies in nz.
SW?
Star Warts.
AS I LOOK DOWN AT MY DIAMOND ENCRUSTED PIECE
man kanye sucks now
vultures 2 positively ass
they reaired this in theaters
tpm was a fun watch albeit I was tired due to how late it was
There's a mistake in Shang-Chi with the BMW ride to the mystical village where his mother is at.
The villains busted the passenger windows and now their windows are up when they enter the waterfall 10 minutes later.
they just picked up the glass and put it back together
like a jigsaw
BMW has Spiderman regeneration.
I think Phase 3 is the strongest, then 1, then 2, and finally 4.
The hidden mystical village of Ta Lo seems just as difficult to find as Wakanda.
Maybe even more because it can only be accessed once per year.
What is with u and MCU lately
I've only spoke about it for a week and a half.
I think I need to u in the psychiatric facility
Yeah but I do because it makes Everyone mad
Seems more like you are lost in a fantasy world where you want to be NICS.
Real world sucks that’s why movies and games and TV shows are around
Youtube is better than tv/movies 
Reading mangas doesn‘t count
What is a manga
Not picture books or young adult light novels.
Weeb shit 
Right now I'm almost 700 pages into reading about tarot
And just finished 1000 pages of Infinite Jest a month aog.
*ago
I’m reading some assassin creed books
My next book is 1000 pages of meditation.
I think zozo brought some
@shut onyx did u end up getting the assassin creed books
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i lknow, what i mean is, it's my own custom game
need more people in it, so people would want to join,
Isn‘t it like 5am in the US rn?
2:30
yeah no wonder nobody is gonna join
lol
well if anybody gets bord, BF V on PC look up my room, it's Called TheRealismServer 24/7 Mayhem
realism = hardcore? 
i suppose, No HUD, or minimap, Friendly Fire on (not for purposeful killing) but for realism, faster vehicle spawn, longer game
it makes for a pretty epic feeling conquesyt
also no name tagds, and other things that wouldn't be real. I had an okay match going earlier with 20 people, was pretty legit though, intense af
somehow it made it more brutal XD
Shang-Chi was boring af. 4/10 overall.
Any canadians in Chat
Damn no canadians in chate for once
@river thunder @leaden kestrel 
Arriving next week
Good I hope you enjoy them 🤗

The books do answer a lot of questions
Unity is a good read
I hope you enjoy them 
Here is unity’s back of the book. I forgot what the actual name is called.
Hi! I have a question, is here any people who faced with black screen problem when trying to join a match ?
The girl right?
Both.
lol
Star wars
episode 1 The phantom menace
And i just finshed
Star wars attack of the clones

Are you binging the entire Star Wars cinematic universe like I am with the MCU?
happened to me once or twice
Never watched it
I found that problem is from other services, no from bf2042 or ea
Maybe................

I turned off everything except ea and it worked but not every time
but i'm doing the tv shows aswell
How do u fixed that ?
My room is fucking hot
I will force u to watch it joker
I had to break out the fan
I’ll swap u
Hey chat! What's good?
DEMON!
You don’t want my sexy DVDs
What up lego? How are ya bud?
He still owes me pizza 
Pizzas are canadian Propaganda
No thx
who?
Not much man justing been watching star wars.
I'm mid
U bro?
You
Not too bad. I just got to work about 10 minutes ago
I’m in bed looking at tattoos
Mysterio could have been the mentor for Spiderman that could have filled the void Ironman left. He seemed like a good guy until he revealed his true nature.
😔
Hows ur back today?
Yeees
Well.....
Better than it was man. Still a bit sore.
When we meet joker pizzas on me
Read this as Rey mysterio 💀
That's good to hear mate.
Whenever I am in the city
Yeah it's better. Gonna take it easy. Make sure it isn't too serious
Yeah but like it takes an 1 and a bit for me to get to the city
And i can't be bothered to drive
yep thats good idea. just stay home drink the pain away and play video games lol
Smacking down a pizza after tattoos hit different
for u got to be having a tattoo every month from now on
Bet
I mean im at work. But definitely over the weekend
Bet
goodo
and the weekend be very close
I love getting tattooed
clearly
Yes but it's been a slow week 😭
Why is Mysterio and Spiderman drinking publicly in a bar without their masks, but in their outfits?
Are they dumb?
Very
u really love that gif
Yes. It describes me perfectly.
Ur a depressed anime girl r u
Equil sad about not going to the beach?
I can't swim, so no beach for me.
Bruh. He needs that mod tool 
U should u learn to
Bro said naw. Activates the mod tool to swim.
LOL
Getting tattooed makes me feel pretty
U r baby
My tattoos make me feel pretty

Some girls need makeup I need tattoos
I have spent well more 1K on my ink
I’m putting u in rehab
Been there done that





It’s almost bedtime
thought it was 11 for u
I’m tired
So 10 then?
Yeah probably
Trash pandas > possums.

What kind ?
I was gonna go back and re watch the MCU as well.
You seen all the movies already?
Everything except the newer stuff
I have 7 movies to go before I’m finished. The end of my subscription is the beginning of next month.
I hate having streaming subscriptions.
Why do I join empty servers in 2042
@ocean fox
The calligator is so fire
My fav one is the elephant
Man I forgot how fun battlefield V was
I played for like 6 hours yesterday
Really happy they added better anti cheat to it

I play warframe?
Weird
Brother you have a sticker from E-girl world
Fair
What’s ur thoughts on anime
Fine ig
No no
Fair enough
But yk what isn’t bad ?
Do tell
4 years boost 
Nice
So if you boosting for 4 years, where is your reg

we just need subscription based firearms
so pay $12 a month for ak-47

and they should only work when connected to wifi or a phone on mobile data
just like in 2042 
Based
that way they can just restrict internet access for the person they want to and their guns basically become expensive paperweight

Which just incentivizes looting during powernoutagea even more
Power goes out
-heavy diesel engine noises-
currently on sweden 2.7 ground forces and planes
@coral sand phasmo finally fixed the global voice chat issue
ironically the shithole state of the economies of many eastern european countries had more advanced tech trees than the italians
Nacho has a lot of explaining to do
Italian tanks at ww2 were comparable to japanese, belgian, polish, czech tanks
That little pasta pea shooter
French tanks at the onset of ww2 were more heavily armored than the germans but often lacked radios
Didn't a lot of German tank go without radios too, only command tanks had them?
Italian m13s
Comparable to the m3 stuart light tank in size
But the m3 is way faster
Italian tanks sucked
The m15 was 15 tons and had a 47mm so it could match a m3 lee but by then m4s were in Italy
The two most obvious flaws are the thin tracks and riveted armor
Rivets tend to basically turn into bullets when impacted even with HE shots
Which is why the US stops using them very early
Poly woke up and chose violence
Poly wants a corpse
Grand operations are the most underrated mode in the entire battlefield game
what a way to unnecesarily spend money on modern devs which couldnt even launch a game properly 
What do yall think about the canadian Wildlife
Ask our canadian friend
I like em
@digital schooner
Xeneo you fuck I’m right here, no need to ping me

@jolly folio what's with the IRS these day
It's seem more businesses are getting caught for tax evasion
A Florida man pleaded guilty to evading nearly $2.4 million in taxes on income he earned from his business.
Because of the
"Inflation reduction act"
They hired like 90000 new agents..
Tax evasion should be a human right
True, though it'll never be as good news as coca cola getting absolutely fucked
So yes its literally happening more
like 6 billion is pretty much half there revenue
And not just to corporations but to like restaurant workers who live on tips
Bro thinks this server is hosted directly by dice 
Don't worry they're only going after mega billionaire not little people 
Like that florida man forgetting to pay 2.4 million in taxes

_i was being massively sarcastic _
They’re just targeting the real offenders
Holy shit a fish
Nasa decided to delay decisions on letting starliner land
So we wont know til next week
That’s not cool of nasa
Blame boeing

They need to be pointed out that they're the main reason that the astronauts are stuck in space
I like the dueling headlines though
You'll get the boeing shill articles like "dont say the astronauts are stuck"
Next article
"Iss astronauts stuck til nasa decides"
Gotta nickel and dime the surfs so you can keep passing bloated af spending bills with out a care to balance your own budget 
The worse part is they have to leave the starliner docked because there's not enough escape pods
So until a new pod can be sent they have to rely on that as their escape pod.
So if the ISS gets bombarded with debris they have to roll the dice and hope its good enough
But don't they need an open dock to allow a spaceship to dock
ISS gets hit
The starliner astronauts jump in the other escape pod
"You assholes get in your broke ass starliner!"
Yea but they need to basically always have a reentry capable pod at an airlock and i guess thats all the airlocks they got
Maybe an oversight for future stations to resolve
So who to believe, every other nation stating it's real

Nah they're all in on it
Believe in roscosmos
Moon landings all faked, trust
so why not disprove it by building your own spaceship

Like the flat earthers who proved the earth is round

Bro did you see that guy a couple years ago that built his own rocket to prove the earth was flat?
If I was building a rocket that would be my excuse too
The flat earth guy that made the rocket didnt even fly higher than thr great divide
This? Oh this is for uuhhhh to see if the earth is flat
All he needed was to research weather balloons
But you didn't smash face first into the ground 
Imagine like flying that high.. seeing the curve of the earth as the perspective changes and you can see more distant objects appearing from below the horizon. Realizing your life is a lie. And pulling the parachute cord. And nothing
The amount of morons making videos of that topic is astounding
And these people vote in elections 
There's some British guy that makes YouTube short rebuttals to them all the time
Yea free energy videos are the worst cause theyre either willing deception or like somebody stupid enough to think they invented something
The hardest part about perpetual motion machines is where to hide the battery?
Just follow the wire

or look to see if they reversed it
ding din
Yea lots are reversed others are just capacitors and wire jumbles that run like a flywheel basically
Ah ready for phasmo @coral sand
nope
Alright
You can also harvest power from radio waves but that's not perpetual motion it's literally just physics
It also isnt worth it
didn't he get severely injured
In a word
Didn‘t he die 
I don't know how to break it to you but he's not going to recover 
natural selection
Oh yeah he was high grade r word
regarded
"Flat earther launches steam poweres rocket to prove his theories" isnt going to end well no matter how safe you are
he learned the hard way why rocket launches are expensive
Ive heard it also said he wasnt really a flat earther but used it for publicity for the stunt cause he was more of a stunt man
But either way
Thats so fucking canadian






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