general

[coral sand]

Am I too ugly

[wind veldt]

no

[winged inlet]

nah you are just french, it's okay

[wind veldt]

...

[wind veldt]

OOOHHHH

[coral sand]

oui 🥐

[proven compass]

I get that good night lad

May you have wondeful dreams

[wind veldt]

thx french pookie

[proven compass]

Stop that you punk

[wind veldt]

[proven compass]

[winged inlet]

https://tenor.com/view/peanuts-french-snoopy-gif-18335321

[winged inlet]

I am part French I can be racist to French people

[coral sand]

Everyone can be racist to french people

We kinda deserve, we weird

[keen hatch]

No

[keen hatch]

That is not racism. It's Francophobia though.

Which is actually a word.

[coral sand]

Tru enough

BEcause it need to be aword

Saying "I'm racist" get's you funny looks. Saying "I'm francophobic" gets you free drinks

Unless you're in france, in which case, shittalk the belgians.

[lilac forge]

whats wrong with french people?

[coral sand]

So many things

The worst one is Crab french boi

[proven compass]

Cats partially French confirmed ???

[winged inlet]

my great grandpa was full French

[coral sand]

So you're 1/16th french

[proven compass]

Go fuck yourself you squirrel gobbler

[coral sand]

Say squirrel

[winged inlet]

thanks fuck it's so low

[coral sand]

YOu can't

[proven compass]

Really ? Wasn't he in Vietnam though ?

[winged inlet]

YEAH I WONDER WHY HE WAS IN VIETNAM

[coral sand]

The french were in Nam

[winged inlet]

[proven compass]

Well it's kinda high if you ask me tbh...

[keen hatch]

Most EU countries shittalk their neighbors. It's like a sibling, you shittalk them until someone else tries to hurt them and then you get wildly protective 😄

[proven compass]

You're one of us Cats

[coral sand]

Nah

fugg belgium

[proven compass]

What year was it ?

[proven compass]

Nah France is different everyone shittalks us, everyone wants to make us dirty

Idk why

Maybe we're such gigachads people are afraid of us

Too superior

In everything

Idk

[oak flare]

you say that like france isn't known for destroying itself like it's currently doing

[proven compass]

YO WTF ? You're right I can't pronounce squirrel ? The fuck you did to me ?

[coral sand]

I KNOW

[oak flare]

[keen hatch]

I would not say I shit-talk France more than Sweden or like the UK.

[coral sand]

No EU language speaker can say squirrel

It's fucked up

[proven compass]

Sqquuuaaawwweell

[coral sand]

Tbf it's not much better in french

écureuil

[winged inlet]

1840-1900 he died somewhere in the middle, idk I don't even remember his name

[proven compass]

It's not us it's the enemies of the nation

[winged inlet]

we burned all of his papers because the vnese government was hunting us down

[proven compass]

[coral sand]

[proven compass]

Not you because you're cool but like 50% of active members of this server

[coral sand]

Who are usually french

[proven compass]

That was a while back wow

But still

You're partially French

[proven compass]

Yeah truly a fucking shame...

🥲

[winged inlet]

my grandpa went to a french school in vietnam and avoided military service

he's dead

[coral sand]

Of course he's dead

tf

[proven compass]

I'm fucking sorry bro

I didn't mean to

[winged inlet]

it's alright he died in 2009

[coral sand]

HE was alive in the 1800s there aren't many left

TF

Damn

[proven compass]

It's still sad

[coral sand]

GG to OG CatGGDad

[winged inlet]

he went outside to brush his teeth and slipped and broke his neck

[proven compass]

He wasn't talking about this man

[coral sand]

o

oh grandad

not great

[proven compass]

That's a fucking horrible death

[coral sand]

Missed the great

[proven compass]

Maybe you might want to buy some fucking glasses

[winged inlet]

yeah he was quite healthy then, but after that accident he couldn't recover

[proven compass]

Yeah I guess so

Seems like the type of injury you don't heal that good

[mighty hearth]

Hi

[final glade]

The moral of the story, don't brush?

[winged inlet]

yes let your teeth rot out, you will live forever

[final glade]

Or, is this just a warning...not to learn French?

[jolly folio]

Just get all golden teeth

[final glade]

Ah the modern rapper look

[jolly folio]

Would’ve said diamonds but that’s way too much and deserved to get knocked out and robbed

[proven compass]

How did you come up with this statement

I'm amazed by your capability to link any bad thing you hear of to someone being French

[final glade]

It's the logical conclusion

[leaden kestrel]

Get wrecked.

[jolly folio]

Gaming

[leaden kestrel]

I literally made him lose the game.

[delicate prairie]

https://tenor.com/view/uno-reverse-card-gif-24856155

[leaden kestrel]

https://tenor.com/view/mtg-cat-cat-creature-maciuś-magic-the-gathering-gif-20184621

[quasi thicket]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-playing-poker29461-gif-25386121

They give a lot of opportunity to interrupt that door to nothingness.

It enters the field tapped so that'd be an extra turn to stop it. Then it has to be tapped to use it in addition to 2 of each mana type which will be impossible anyway

[leaden kestrel]

Yeah, the card rarely works, but when it does, it's funny.

It works if there are a ton of cards on the field to distract the opponent to gloss over it.

[delicate prairie]

I love when stuff gets tapped

[jolly folio]

[untold breach]

maybe anyone subscribe me

[quasi thicket]

Wat

[delicate prairie]

English only server bud. Sorry.

[vital drum]

hello im new here

im having problem with friendlist not showing in BF5

[rocky copper]

Stealing this

[sour void]

[jolly folio]

[sour void]

[jolly folio]

Gator ribs taste fishy

[junior sedge]

Is hazard zone dead?

[sour void]

yee

[junior sedge]

It isn't a bad mode imo

[jolly folio]

what was hazard zone again

[patent quail]

Beyond dead

DICE basically never touched it after S2/3 I don't remember

And justifiably so

[quasi thicket]

https://tenor.com/view/hello-bozo-hello-bozo-funny-short-circuit-gif-27389967

[junior sedge]

Why the hell did I cook as a level 1

[patent quail]

https://tenor.com/view/shiguang-dailiren-link-click-gif-22284948

[coral sand]

🇫🇷

[solemn vapor]

🇫🇷 ➡️ 🏳️

[coral sand]

[quasi thicket]

https://tenor.com/view/crash-test-dummies-mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm-90s-music-mm-nom-nom-gif-16330968

[jolly folio]

https://tenor.com/view/fuck-gif-23330512 people who are down bad be like

[patent quail]

https://tenor.com/view/pantheon-get-real-laurie-gif-26823438

[quasi thicket]

[patent quail]

peak fiction

[copper gull]

I'd buy it

Lmao

[junior sedge]

Why do I always get the brain dead teammates

[coral sand]

Because you didnt invite me

[raven flame]

Any good chopper pilots?

[digital schooner]

Wait they touched it at all?

[ripe rain]

:0

[languid kindle]

bf4 or 2042?

[coral sand]

@warped fractal I have very sad news

[jolly folio]

[jolly folio]

https://tenor.com/view/roblox-meme-weapon-fighting-simulator-wfs-roblox-gif-24750643

[final glade]

Fortnite fell off fr

[real mesa]

What’s after this season 7? The end of 2042?

[jolly folio]

Hopefully

[keen hatch]

#game-news message

[ocean fox]

It ended bro

wait for new game

[jolly folio]

Dead space theme? In 2042

[keen hatch]

The seasons will stop. New in-game challenges, events, modes, and maintenance will continue

[ocean fox]

They did dead space collab because the first word in "dead" space is the situation of the game

[gaunt eagle]

The rotational game modes better become permanent and on at the same

[coral sand]

Doubt

[gaunt eagle]

[ocean fox]

[coral sand]

Why would any AAA game actually make all the game modes accessible for the people who like them

And then after say 6 months, They remove the least played

So on and so forth

Until the game becomes base only and wallop

[gaunt eagle]

In older bfs none got removed all this time

Bf1 has permanent modes as rotational too, rather than only playable during certain times

[warped fractal]

no phasmo today?

[coral sand]

Yes phasmo today

But I need to figure something out first

[languid kindle]

Ur around 5 years late

[quasi thicket]

https://tenor.com/view/star-wars-captain-phasma-so-good-to-have-you-back-welcome-back-gwendoline-christie-gif-19375786

[jade yacht]

hai

[jolly folio]

Howdy

[shrewd furnace]

hello

[mighty hearth]

@wind veldt I am alive

[warped fractal]

@coral sand phasmo again but I have a deal, custom professional, no cursed possession items

[mighty hearth]

Pinging Adam

[coarse bronze]

im having a bit of trouble when i record a clip on my folder it just shows a black screen but on other games it captures it just fine

[vague shale]

W

[shrewd furnace]

https://tenor.com/view/frog-fight-gif-26464106

frog fights are kinda wild

[quasi thicket]

What would you expect something to do when its main thing is jumping

Like ball up a fist and punch?

[proven compass]

https://x.com/ForwardLeaks/status/1813625024953061848?t=enqKZT-8NW7dyjV-KLQx5w&s=33

Forward (@ForwardLeaks) on X

oh for fuck sake

Twitter · Jul 17, 2024, 5:21 PM

Lmao somebody please tell me it's fake

[jolly folio]

Have frog

[shrewd furnace]

i did not know that i kinda enjoy frogs

they are funny dudes

[shrewd furnace]

i see that they sometimes just get up on their tippy toes and press their chests and hands against eachother

wrestling

[quasi thicket]

https://tenor.com/view/frog-fight-levitating-smooth-slick-gif-4022236099643073277

[winged inlet]

it';s not

[ocean fox]

"My brain wasn't in my head"
"He wasn't in the campaign"

🤣

[proven compass]

How do you survive a headshot ?

[mighty hearth]

Hi

Crab go bed

[jolly folio]

https://tenor.com/view/18carat-run-bad-luck-truth-is-game-was-rigged-fallout-gif-14316707

By having 18 karat of bad luck

[proven compass]

You're laughing and shit hut people said that months ago to joke about Graves survival and now here we are

[mighty hearth]

What in the heck

[proven compass]

Courrier is just a gigachad because he got a French name his survival is justified

[winged inlet]

by being in a mw campaign

[proven compass]

Why ? It's only 10:41 pm

[mighty hearth]

Momma said bed at 7

[proven compass]

[mighty hearth]

So sleep

[proven compass]

How do you know WTF ?

[mighty hearth]

https://tenor.com/view/marvel-cursed-with-knowledge-thanos-gif-14242316

[solemn vapor]

https://fxtwitter.com/shouldhavecat/status/1813325312916144380?s=46&t=i5zOvYmrmkUQIe_zKWIPRA

[final glade]

I have a line for this but its definitely rule 5 territory

[quasi thicket]

END 9

Luck 10

[coral sand]

Or you keep cursed because it can be useful from time to time and you quit fucking with me every goddamn round

[delicate prairie]

Roll for initiative.

[river orbit]

wassup guys

how can I fix ea app not launching

[warped fractal]

Deal

[keen hatch]

https://tenor.com/view/troubleshoot-gif-24050257

sorry

!!support

[glossy linden]

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[untold breach]

guys

i need your help

[keen hatch]

If it's with cringy memes I can be of very much help

[jolly folio]

Can I get a cringy meme

[keen hatch]

https://tenor.com/view/toe-long-touch-pool-expand-gif-17748173

[mighty hearth]

No

[warped fractal]

Not cringy

[keen hatch]

Guess I wasn't any help at all then

what about this?

[warped fractal]

Eeh a bit but still not that cringey

[keen hatch]

Hess will be glad to hear that

[jolly folio]

Needs to be more feminine

Slap a bow on it

Cat ears too

[warped fractal]

Cat ear headphones and also not a bow, but pink hair

[jolly folio]

Bow

A small pink bow

[warped fractal]

No pink hair

[mighty hearth]

https://tenor.com/view/twerk-chicken-gif-13392129

[warped fractal]

He needs to look like a cringy e girl

[keen hatch]

I give up on the cringe. Guess I'll just post a normal specialist.

[mighty hearth]

Twerking canned chicken

[signal pulsar]

https://tenor.com/view/keanu-reeves-glasses-off-cyberpunk2077-gif-14311112

[keen hatch]

I wanted to see it as a sticker 😄

[delicate prairie]

[jolly folio]

time to send it in #battlefield-2042

[delicate prairie]

Do it

[keen hatch]

Nothing can go wrong

[signal pulsar]

Time to play cyberpunk

[delicate prairie]

https://tenor.com/view/bob-the-builder-lofty-oh-its-all-gone-wrong-all-gone-wrong-gone-wrong-gif-24846944

[signal pulsar]

https://tenor.com/view/cyberpunk-cyberpunk-2077-cyberpunk-intro-intro-animation-welcome-to-cyberpunk-world-gif-731908915399668440

[warped fractal]

https://tenor.com/view/freddy-freddy-fazbear-five-nights-at-freddy's-fortnite-fortnite-battle-royale-gif-4036454884985656674

See look how easy it was to find cringy memes

[quasi thicket]

Just look under "trending" i guess?

[warped fractal]

Wrong thing

[keen hatch]

not even close

[warped fractal]

https://tenor.com/view/godzilla-fnaf-freddy-fazbear-fnaf-memes-godzilla-meme-gif-24605019

How about that @keen hatch

[keen hatch]

I barely know who Freddy is.

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[warped fractal]

https://tenor.com/view/demise-minion-memes-minion-minions-void-gif-25358527

[wind veldt]

nah fr tho

[wind veldt]

....

huh

ll

whaaaaa

[warped fractal]

https://tenor.com/view/happy-wednesday-minion-yeat-gif-27406409

@keen hatch

[keen hatch]

pretty good

[mighty hearth]

……

[warped fractal]

Ah finally some cringe carbonic

[mighty hearth]

https://tenor.com/view/go-are-hell-mario-luigi-fortnite-super-mario-gif-19093514

Nah this is cringe

[warped fractal]

Well shit

[signal pulsar]

Xeneo is always cringe

[warped fractal]

Just like your addiction to NCIS

[wind veldt]

..............

[proven compass]

Say it !

[signal pulsar]

I haven’t watched it 3 days

[warped fractal]

Lies

You definitely watched it

[proven compass]

Just like I haven't smoked for 3 days

We all try to hide it Joker

[final glade]

||Just turn your head to the right||

[proven compass]

There's my wall ?

[final glade]

no, if you were hypothetically someone else

in recent memory

[proven compass]

Bruh who ?

[final glade]

im not falling into the same trap you did saturday

[proven compass]

What trap I did Saturday ?

Could you remind me please ?

[final glade]

you told the wrong person to get down, if memory doesnt fail me

[proven compass]

[final glade]

i think you were singing the fortnite song?

[warped fractal]

Speaking politics

[proven compass]

There's a Fortnite song about Mr Preident getting down ?

[proven compass]

Me ? Never !

[mighty hearth]

Good night

Crab dad said go bed or no pc

Or ps4/5

[signal pulsar]

No

[signal pulsar]

President

[proven compass]

Bro who the fuck are you ?

I don't even recognize you lol

[digital schooner]

They are new

[mighty hearth]

4 days old here 🫡 just a passerby with intent on battlefield and wasting away on discord

[proven compass]

But why is he shittalking me ?

[digital schooner]

Everybody does

[proven compass]

But why should I got to bed ?

[mighty hearth]

Not shit talking I just meant you have been yapping all day. Basically I’m saying take a break

[proven compass]

Yapping ?

Why ?

What did I say ?

[mighty hearth]

https://tenor.com/view/shut-up-cat-monch-cat-monch-spinfal-gif-19376414

[proven compass]

You're the yapping one

[digital schooner]

I feel like it’s almost a right of passage at this point to shit on you now

But not me, i love you crabbie

[mighty hearth]

I’ll take his fire

[proven compass]

That makes me sad I may have left the server tomorrow morning

[proven compass]

Thanks though

[mighty hearth]

Cursed cat

I’m scared

[digital schooner]

Well then adam would have to be up to bat and i don’t think they want that

Oh and we like you too

So that would be a shame

[mighty hearth]

Adam bullies all any ways

[signal pulsar]

No one out yapps me

[spark patrol]

HEYO

I HAVE SO MANY BATTLEPACKS

[rocky fern]

https://x.com/tomwarren/status/1813699307431776525

Tom Warren (@tomwarren) on X

Microsoft is integrating Nvidia’s GeForce Now into its Xbox game pages. You'll be able to select from Xbox Cloud Gaming or GeForce Now from Xbox game listings. Full details below 👇 https://t.co/DGuCL3qPnt

Twitter · Jul 17, 2024, 10:16 PM

[proven compass]

You think Adam is beating up people for me with a bat ?

[proven compass]

Thanks bro

[proven compass]

Apparently Azul something wants to compete with you

[median orchid]

I got like a 10 seconds delay in my voice when playing bf2042 but i hear my friends in real time, wtf is wrong whit this game

[signal pulsar]

Who’s that cunt

[proven compass]

Idk bro but he wants Crab dead

[charred sand]

Bro I have the most bs media clip ever

My buddy got hit by a 500kg and lived like point blank but I died

[signal pulsar]

No crab I love u

[buoyant geyser]

Anyone know how to fix BFV infinite loading screen on startup?

[charred sand]

Nope

[charred sand]

Try asking in #technology

[proven compass]

Thanks bro

Too many people loving me rn (2) idk what's happening to the Crab

[rocky fern]

channel isnt for tech support

[charred sand]

Oh my bad

[signal pulsar]

Well u seem cool

[rancid bane]

I had that once I think I had to close it in task manager the start it from then game icon on your desktop instead of through steam

[signal pulsar]

@upper isle I just got this

[light tiger]

has anyone else thought how good a battlefield warhammer 40k would be?

[rancid bane]

EA make this happen

[quasi thicket]

I would negative buy it

[signal pulsar]

I would negative buy it

[quasi thicket]

warhammers designs are ugly

[digital schooner]

Agreed

[signal pulsar]

Agreed

[upper isle]

Nice

Quite a bit of hours

[waxen chasm]

Warhammer 40K but battlefield style... yeah I worry that will fail because of EA stupid decision

But anyways, I'm waiting for delta force hawks op and I thought it was suppose to come out this month, but I guess not

[rancid bane]

When are they going to make eye of judgement for ps5

[rancid bane]

https://tenor.com/view/the-milky-bars-are-on-me-milky-bar-kid-milky-bar-nestles-milky-bars-80s-gif-23999876

[signal pulsar]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-failure-laugh-at-this-user-gif-20627924

I just had a skill issue moment I thought my headset was broken turns out my dumb ass just need to turn up my headphones well done joker

[rancid bane]

I had that this morning. The phone ringtone would play but the sound didn’t work for TikTok. Turns out I had to turn the volume up.

[signal pulsar]

Cyberpunk

[rocky copper]

Fallout

[rancid bane]

Borderlands is free this month. Anyone playing?

[rocky copper]

Borderlands 3?

[rancid bane]

Yea

[upper isle]

In the middle of witcher unfortunately but I'll get around to it eventually

[jolly folio]

Also in the middle of new Vegas

[rocky copper]

The top comment 😭

[signal pulsar]

Cyberpunk owns fallout

[obsidian path]

https://videocardz.com/newz/asus-reveals-radeon-880m-rdna3-5-integrated-graphics-are-15-faster-than-rdna3-based-radeon-780m

15% faster with same amount of CU

they should refresh 7900XTX with RDNA3.5 lol

[jolly folio]

There’s a fallout reference in cyberpunk therefore it’s a fallout game

[rocky copper]

I was about to @ you. How dare he say such heresy

[quartz sand]

[leaden kestrel]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-food-stare-catfood-flabbergasted-gif-3473945648678874279

[light depot]

[coral sand]

Underrated role of Bob Odenkirk

The Bear

Gaht damn he steals every room he's in

[leaden kestrel]

Bob Odenkirk wanted to be Walter White in Breaking Bad.

I guess being his lawyer isn't so bad.

[rocky copper]

Urideykwjssuhdjwnsbxdjnssk

[leaden kestrel]

I always thought the Korean language is the German of East Asian languages. Very rough. Not very pretty.

[coral sand]

He wouldn't have worked

Casting for BB was impeccable tbh

[leaden kestrel]

I can see Bryan Cranston being a good lawyer.

[rocky copper]

Don’t like it either

[leaden kestrel]

That’s why I don’t want to learn Korean.

I watched a few IRL streamers stream in South Korea. It looked boring af except for one giant outdoor strip mall stretch of a road.

[rocky copper]

Japanese sounds better but personally I don’t think any of the East Asian languages sound nice

[leaden kestrel]

I understand Chinese and it sounds better than Korean but not as good as Japanese.

[rocky copper]

How do you understand Chinese

[leaden kestrel]

Because I’m Chinese.

It was my first language.

Cantonese to be specific.

[rancid bane]

Ni how ma

[rocky copper]

Oh really

[leaden kestrel]

[rocky copper]

Equilibrium lore

[leaden kestrel]

No lore.

[rocky copper]

You don’t share much about yourself so this took me by surprise

[leaden kestrel]

I share all the time.

[signal pulsar]

[rocky copper]

Have you been to China

[jolly folio]

Yes lore

[signal pulsar]

Yes lore

[rocky copper]

Cute new name you have argna

[jolly folio]

Jok lore least interesting

[rocky copper]

Why is it not working

Omg

[warped cradle]

whaa

[modern sleet]

wakey wakey

eggs n bakey

[upper isle]

https://tenor.com/view/eggs-omelet-afraid-gif-6138068

[modern sleet]

https://tenor.com/view/fnaf-markiplier-6am-celebrate-cheer-gif-27345451

[signal pulsar]

I have lore?

[rancid bane]

Wakey Wakey hands off snakey

[upper isle]

Drake can relate

[rocky copper]

I’d eat that for breakfast looks delicious

Not sure I’d want rice with my eggs though

[upper isle]

It's actually a good mix tbh

[rocky copper]

Both are kinda heavy

It’s one or the other for me chief

[modern sleet]

how the hell did you know i was playing snake

[upper isle]

https://tenor.com/view/deadpool3-tva-deadpool-magic-hand-gif-1561091905125947589

[rancid bane]

It’s on Xbox game pass

[rocky copper]

https://tenor.com/view/nokia-snake-game-3310-gif-4887778

[modern sleet]

https://tenor.com/view/higurashi-chair-higurashi-chair-chair-hitting-gif-21583301

[rocky copper]

I had a Nokia 3310 when I was a kid

My uncle gave it to me

[modern sleet]

lmao poopen farten

[upper isle]

https://tenor.com/view/strolling-with-a-walking-stick-dexter-christine-cavanaugh-dexters-laboratory-using-a-walking-cane-gif-6038461997332054206

[modern sleet]

boutta fuck these kids up in bf1

😼

nvm this shit hard

[upper isle]

Power back yay

[wind veldt]

AyO?

[spring moat]

bf1 or bf5 anyone for xbox

[rocky copper]

You’re about to head to bed

[modern sleet]

yeah :3

[modern sleet]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-space-nyan-cat-gif-22656380

[wind veldt]

Well woopie do

[signal pulsar]

Eat Lego

[modern sleet]

@digital schooner

[signal pulsar]

Basically a shotgun

[jolly folio]

Basically a shotgun

[rocky copper]

Basically a shotgun

[gray furnace]

Help

[jolly folio]

better say what you need help with

[mighty hearth]

Good morning

[gray furnace]

error 1245012s

[jolly folio]

that doesn’t say much

Like tell us what game it’s for and what platform

[gray furnace]

Battlefield 2042 pc

[jolly folio]

#battlefield-2042

They know more about that game

[gray furnace]

Aunque tampoco puedo jugar en xbox

[mighty hearth]

#TAKEAFUCKINGENGLISHCLASS

no offence xD

[gray furnace]

Sorry

[mighty hearth]

Nah don’t be

Wish we had an international chat tbh

Idk why we don’t have one is there a specific reason

[jolly folio]

we’ll need more mods for that

[mighty hearth]

[jolly folio]

don’t think there’s any Spanish speaking mods tho true one can use a translator but does one really wanna use that for the whole chat

[gray furnace]

Even so, I've had this problem for months, even on Xbox I can't play

[ornate lichen]

[gray furnace]

The most embarrassing thing is that there is no support

[ornate lichen]

is 2042 full of bots?

[wind veldt]

nuh uh

[rocky copper]

Apparently the most followed person on twitch is some guy named kai and I’ve never even heard of them

[winged inlet]

just some loud guy

he's famous for being loud

[proven compass]

Thanks 😎

[upper isle]

https://tenor.com/view/kai-cenat-jumping-gif-9625090414827016507

[neon sluice]

Do you guys think we’ll ever see Cal Kestis in live action media?

[rocky copper]

So like that ishowspeed guy

[upper isle]

Less weird

But yeah same vibe

[rocky copper]

So all I have to do to become twitch famous is to shout and rage like speed and xqc

[winged inlet]

yes

[neon sluice]

TBH with XQC it’s not hard to beat

All you have to do is watch a video and record yourself with the most blank stare the entire time

[upper isle]

Complete jibberish

[neon sluice]

Like I’m already not the biggest fan of streamers but the modern selection is just

Bleh

[upper isle]

https://tenor.com/view/xqc-me-explaining-how-big-chungus-gif-18768321

Like bro talks a hundred words a second

[neon sluice]

I can probably name the shtick of every major streamer rn

So that’s what I’m gonna do

[winged inlet]

easier if you are female and asian, or a black guy

[neon sluice]

Jyxnzi - brainrot R6S gameplay

[upper isle]

Just female in general tbh

[neon sluice]

XQC - stealing content and speaking at a million miles per hour

Hassan - why are you so pretentious?

CaseOh - the man is fat. Now laugh

[winged inlet]

like the most optimal way to success on twitch is be female and asian, just female is 2nd place, adding asian in and you have the recipe for internet stardom

[upper isle]

True that

[winged inlet]

so many dumbfucks on twitch spouting bullshit and getting away with it because of this weird fetish

[upper isle]

I don't have a problem with caseoh

Probably the only I don't

[neon sluice]

From what I can tell he’s perfectly fine

[tranquil nexus]

I dont understand why people watch them through

[neon sluice]

But his audience has developed this dynamic where the punchline is how big he is

[winged inlet]

who's that girl that doesn't shower and people like her for that because she's asian and it's "quirky"? Emily something

[neon sluice]

And somehow this horse hasn’t been beaten enough yet

[upper isle]

Yeah actually kind of stupid tbh

[neon sluice]

Like I almost feel bad for the guy

From what I’ve seen he’s not what I would call fat but just…

Stocky

[upper isle]

Yeah

[neon sluice]

I just don’t like it

Super cringe

[upper isle]

https://youtu.be/bO7Os1Zu8Z4?si=DX8yzZazq-Y3dZj1

[tranquil nexus]

He earns money from it so

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[upper isle]

True but it's gotta hurt a little lol

[rocky copper]

@winged inlet I don’t watch this ishowdpeed guy but yesterday people sent me his livestream cos he was in Hungary. He got out of the car and started barking at someone’s dog, causing distress.

[upper isle]

Bro thats nothing

[wary estuary]

So what do you think the next Battlefield game will be.

[upper isle]

This dude humps random objects in his room and literally barks at people

You ain't seen nothing yet

[rocky copper]

I consider this harassment maybe even assault

[ocean fox]

It will have nice destruction for our gpu

[winged inlet]

he was at a restaurant in Italy being loud and obnoxious, got flipped off by people there, then started verbally attacking the people, calling them racists

[upper isle]

Not assault but yes harassment

He is not a pleasure to be around

[rocky copper]

Uncultured twat

Doing all this for clout

[rocky copper]

And people make him a millionaire.

[neon sluice]

Society

[rocky copper]

I mean I’m not surprised. If gladiator fighting was still a thing coliseums would be packed

[upper isle]

Recently went to some country in Europe and got assaulted by a whole crowd waiting to see him

Kind of crazy

[rocky copper]

He’s asking for it

[upper isle]

I know but bro got his bones broken

[rocky copper]

He should go and try this shit in Afghanistan

[rocky copper]

Omg really

[upper isle]

Yeah lol

[rocky copper]

He is provoking people though

[upper isle]

Well these were his fans though

No provoking

A fan meetup if you would

[rocky copper]

One time he messes with the wrong person who gon get shot

This is why it’s always good to just mind your own business and not argue with anyone

[upper isle]

He's actually genuine sometimes but he has his character

That he plays for the stream

[rocky copper]

We live in a world where people killl each other for parking spaces or cos someone took them over on the highway

[wary estuary]

Would any of you be interested in a Dinosaur mode in Battlefield?

[neon sluice]

His character is fucking awful

[upper isle]

Not that kind of character lol

Like a mask he puts on stream kind of

[neon sluice]

“Watch me bark at the camera” is not engaging

[winged inlet]

he's just really stupid, "mean-no-harm" kinda person with no filter for his stupidity

[upper isle]

Tell that to the nine year olds

That watch him

[neon sluice]

“Watch me be a prick in public” is not good

[winged inlet]

when he met his first chinese guy at a soccer match he made the slanty-eye racist thing to "relate" to that guy

[rocky copper]

Why parents need to monitor what their kids are watching

[neon sluice]

I don’t give a shit if it’s a mask

Go use the mask at your home

[winged inlet]

literally not a mask, he's just that dumb

[upper isle]

It is definitely a mask

Lol

[neon sluice]

When you’re in public you waive that arbitrary bullshit

[upper isle]

I've watched plenty of his content to know

[rocky copper]

He’s one of those people like on Kick he goes to like Japan and harasses people on their way to work or school etc?

[upper isle]

No

[winged inlet]

he doesn't harrass people directly

he's just super annoying

[upper isle]

Yeah

[rocky copper]

Imagine if he played that barking game with a pit bull xl

[upper isle]

[neon sluice]

If Annoying Orange has taught me anything is that humanity gets a huge kick out of obnoxious individuals

[upper isle]

Mightve done it maybe

[winged inlet]

walking around with his entourage and being in people's face even when he means well

[rocky copper]

They love a clown

[neon sluice]

But I’m learning that as I grow up the more I tire of it all

[winged inlet]

I've seen him cry in another italian restaurant over a bowl of pasta, like come on

IT'S NOT THAT TASTY

[upper isle]

Lol

Could be

[neon sluice]

Don’t disrespect Italian food like that again

[rocky copper]

Meanwhile here I am eating my microwave food

[winged inlet]

it's spaghetti and tomato sauce it barely qualifies as italian food

[neon sluice]

Fair enough

Nothing beats a good plate of fettuccine Alfredo though

[winged inlet]

aglio e olio is my favourite, make it all the time when my gf isn't around since she doesn't like garlic

[rocky copper]

He was attacked by fans in Norway 💀

Out of all places Norway

[river thunder]

D0kway

[rocky copper]

Omg they’re saying in the comment section he broke his leg, got his hair pulled and got peed on

[winged inlet]

lol get peed on nerd

[rocky copper]

Omg what’s going on in Norway

Have you seen the stream

People were surrounding the shop he was in like zombies

https://www.youtube.com/live/_rgQQ89zND0?si=MkNxphkUEui964Si

Apparently they pulled his hair out and sold it on eBay

wtf

[tropic cobalt]

best pasta

my grandad used to make it for me when i visited, so good

[scenic steppe]

I dont think they broke his leg

Cuz hes still going to countries

[rocky copper]

I didn’t say they broke it. He was jumping inside the souvenir shop and hurt his ankle

I’m watching the video rn

Shit is crazy

[scenic steppe]

Bro went back too

Got streamsnipee by literal children on boats

[upper isle]

I told you

I was not kidding

[rocky copper]

Why was he telling the medic or dr woman that he was playing for a football team and was playing with Ronaldo

That’s a lie no

[upper isle]

For views obviously

[signal pulsar]

Still my favourite scene

[unreal mirage]

Hey chat! What yall think chat!! Lemme know right now chat!! Yes or No?!!?? This is crazy 🤪 y'all chat

[upper isle]

He doesn't play for a football team

[unreal mirage]

Spam W in the comments right now 🤪

[rocky copper]

I’m in that part of the stream where a doctor is examining his foot and she tells him he needs to go to the hospital

[upper isle]

I didn't watch the full stream

But saw bits and pieces

[scenic steppe]

The comment section of speeds injury is the same under every post

[rocky copper]

You know what baffles me

He’s in there for idk how long and the police hasn’t disbanded the crowd

wtf are the police doing???

[full badge]

I mean he's a troll because its content

[upper isle]

Yeah very bad lol

[rocky copper]

Doctor was being so caring and kind to him 🥺

[full badge]

yeh because he was injured with a swollen ankle

[upper isle]

Facts

[full badge]

I mean not like doctors tend to be angry because you're injured and about to beat the shit out of you

[rocky copper]

She even asked if his neck was comfortable and needed a pillow 🥺

Chat was going crazy W doctor w doctor lol

[full badge]

most of the chat must be not european then

[rocky copper]

Why were so many people surrounding the building he’s just a streamer

Even Kim kardashian doesn’t get surrounded this bad wtf

[full badge]

how dafuq do I explain to you the avg zoomer brain rot mind

kids like these influencers

[upper isle]

[rocky copper]

Do you know the YouTuber shmee?

[full badge]

so basically being present gives them idk an aura of acception or like status

think of this

there are layers ok

of this brain rot

[upper isle]

It's just like meeting your favorite celebrity

[full badge]

I'll explain better

[rocky copper]

They acted like animals

[upper isle]

Well yeah but I'm explaining why there is a crowd

[full badge]

meeting a celebrity levels from normal person to brain rot to fanatic

[rocky copper]

They broke windows

[full badge]

normal person like me

[tropic cobalt]

speed created a fanbase of kids by acting like a dumbass and doing stupid shit, so obviously when he's going to make a public appearance no kid is going to want to miss out

[scenic steppe]

Yea some fans might do literal crimes for no reason

[tropic cobalt]

and they'll all act just like him

[full badge]

I was in Madeira jsut chilling walking and among other common mortal we all passed by Ronaldos mother

[scenic steppe]

Like take john lennon

[full badge]

yes she's a big celeb here

everyone knows her

but we as common mortals dont surround her. We say hello, how you? and move on doing our thing

[rocky copper]

Maybe not even that lol

[full badge]

then you have the other normal kind of meeting your a celeb

shhh

Iam explaining

Iam the teacher lmao

[upper isle]

Most of the young generation is not taught respect by their parents

And is allowed to watch these creators

[full badge]

Speed has been in Portugal numerous times

kids here have the same brain rot level of brain but they are educated civilized people

yes they surround the lad or are next to him but know there's a limit to personal space and respect the guy

ask for a pic and move on

normal human behavior

then you have the true brain rot level of meeting celebs and its whatever happens when a celeb is around a place stream or gathering

and they want to meet fans and they swarm in like crazy people destroying things and even idk killing each other because they think they're gonna touch god and be blessed

the other brain rot but smooth brain is just doing what they did to speed which is doing dumb shit for clout "literally no one cares besides kids wanting to feed their ego and think its alright assaulting someone"

[rocky copper]

I will never ever understand those people what goes through their head

[full badge]

then fanatic level

pitch invasions or breaking into events or jumping on stages "literally the most braindead thing to do and unrespectful for players or band or group and staff"

then the other fanatic level is basically stalker level which is the most fucked up one

[upper isle]

All they're thinking is they want to meet their celebrity. There is nothing else going on in their brain. They get aggressive and competitive for it

[full badge]

I swear to god everytime Portugal plays with Ronaldo or even with Messi there's always pitch invasions and attempts of people breach security because they want to take a selfie

[scenic steppe]

Can you explain why super fanatic fans might straight up kill the guy theyre worshipping?

[full badge]

Literally was a issue for Portugal staff and Euro security they had to double it during games

[rocky copper]

In the process they don’t even care if they murder their idol? Like trample their idol?

[full badge]

like when Portugal plays here in our home country we actually respect the people and dont do that kind of dumb shit of pitch invasions

its not funny and you're putting yourself at risk for a fucking selfie

[rocky copper]

Whenever I see a crowd of people I want to fucking avoid that shit bro not fucking approach and worship a “celebrity”

[full badge]

like if you wanna meet your idols etc

do like me

I went to watch a WEC race

I had a full access vip I paid for

[rocky copper]

P2w

[full badge]

I literally met Giovanazzi

and took a selfie with him

god a shit ton of signed stuff and had full garage and background access

met some cool people and drivers alike and even the Formula 1 legend Villeneuve who won the 1997 championship

[devout sky]

why no one play BF3

[full badge]

like you wanna meet your idols and celebs pay for it

[tropic cobalt]

tom holland regularly shops at my workplace, in my department. Hope i get to see him eventually

[full badge]

like even if you see them in public just be chill

[rocky copper]

Romeo and Juliet my sister is seeing him next week

[full badge]

say hi, how you. and ask for a selfie. Most actually dont mind, but dont be evasive or annoying

because you know, they're doing their thing or enjoying their private life

[rocky copper]

I recognised the YouTuber shmee in central London. I said hi he said hi back and smiled that was it lol

[tropic cobalt]

yeah they're just people, i feel like some don't realise that

[full badge]

Shmee is cool afaik

he's a car enjoyer and even loves talk with people about it

[tropic cobalt]

my dad met daniel craig a few years back when spectre was in production

[full badge]

I rather have a nice interaction with a famous person and go on doing my normal thing

[rocky copper]

I’m waiting for you to say if he was nice or an asshole

[tropic cobalt]

he was nice, didn't want a photo but he was just getting something from a pharmacy. It was when he had a broken leg

[rocky copper]

This is why you need to come to goodwood. You can also get vip access here

[full badge]

if I go to goodwood, one day. I will go fully VIP experience because its a once in a lifetime for me

and I wanna actually look at cars and see racing legends in person

but from my interactins with famous people

best one was with our President

[rocky copper]

The smell of petrol and rubber and seeing legendary cars is so worth it. Memories will stay with me forever

And people behave civilised there not like animals

[river thunder]

D0k

Jump on @rocky copper

Become d0k

[rocky copper]

I’ll jump on you in a minute

[full badge]

I was on vacations and he was passing at the beach by with some people next to him. I actually said hi and asked when he was coming to my town or even to his birthplace town, and he actually was surprised how I knew and told him because my family knows him

[upper isle]

Lol

I've seen some crazy baseball fans before

[rocky copper]

How it should be everywhere

[river thunder]

KEKW

No jump on me pls

DX

Poopengoomba

💀

[rocky copper]

Gomba means mushroom in Hungarian

[full badge]

he was just chill asking how were things there because he hasnt been due to being president and work etc. And asked how people we knew were doing. Was pretty funny interaction

[river thunder]

Gomba

[upper isle]

I think those type of guys enjoy normal conversation

More refreshing to hear someone talk to you like you're a normal person

Instead of like a celebrity

[river thunder]

Normal loops

[full badge]

I guess it depends. Some people just act like they're any one else. A member of society and act normal and try not make the situation weird or anything. Some are just idk crazy or need to share the fact they meet a celeb and feel like they got their attention

[upper isle]

Yeah you usually want to be the first type of person 👍

[rocky copper]

Celebs are normal humans who got fortunate in life

[upper isle]

Yup

[rocky copper]

Justice

Justice

wtf

Ronaldo is Portuguese???

[upper isle]

Yes bro

[rocky copper]

I always thought he was from Brazil 💀

Omg

[upper isle]

💀

Im American and I know that

Cmon bro

[rocky copper]

Honest to god I always thought he was from Brazil cos he looked brown and stuff and his face idk

And many talented footballers are from Brazil

[full badge]

Cristiano Ronaldo is Portuguese, born in Madeira lmao

[rocky copper]

I knew he spoke Portuguese

[full badge]

There's another Ronaldo but is retired but he's brazilian

[rocky copper]

That’s where you’ve been on holiday

[upper isle]

Next thing we know messi is from Peru

[rocky copper]

Messi is from Argentina?

[full badge]

yes

[rocky copper]

He was crying the other day

Ronaldo is 39 damn he looks much younger

[full badge]

injury and because its most likely his last Copa America he will play

both Messi and Ronaldo are near the end of their football career

[scenic steppe]

How old is messi?

[rocky copper]

He looks older than Ronaldo

He’s younger by 2 years 💀

37

[scenic steppe]

I thought he was pushing 50 already lmao

[full badge]

I mean both are on the avg age of retirement for the kind of sport

[rocky copper]

Bro bro bro

Have you seen Wayne Rooney

Guess his age

[scenic steppe]

Like above 50

His hair is saying bye

[rocky copper]

38 💀

[full badge]

living the british life

[wind veldt]

[rocky copper]

He’s younger than Ronaldo !!!!!!

[scenic steppe]

Bros life must be very stressful lmao

[rocky copper]

I think it’s just genetics

[full badge]

have you seen Henry?

[rocky copper]

Henry who

[full badge]

old Arsenal legend

[scenic steppe]

People from the last century just look older for some reason

[full badge]

Thierry Henry

[rocky copper]

Oh French player

[wind veldt]

henry deez nuts

[full badge]

he usually comments these days

[rocky copper]

He’s 46

But keep in mind black don’t crack

[rocky copper]

They look young when they’re old

[upper isle]

Wow he's doing really good

Glad to see it

[full badge]

Zidane is like 52 and looks cooked

[rocky copper]

Thingy is in good shape as well that British footballer who lost his wife to cancer what’s his name

[scenic steppe]

Its honestly weird if you compare young people from today to those of the 90s

[rocky copper]

Tall half black

[scenic steppe]

The 90s kids look like theyre 30

[full badge]

Henry is actually a great commentator/analyst in the EPL

[rocky copper]

Cos they are

[scenic steppe]

I mean when theyre young

They were

A 16 year old from thirty years ago looks way older than a 16 year old today

[rocky copper]

Rio Ferdinand

He’s 45

[upper isle]

Different factors of life from that time to now

That's why

[scenic steppe]

Like?

[rocky copper]

Idk I was born in the 90s and look young. My sister looks 12 not her age

[upper isle]

People tend to think kids nowadays have everything easier so it puts less aging on their body

[rocky copper]

Although I do have a lot of gray hair these days 🥺

[upper isle]

Which is debatable but somewhat true

[rocky copper]

It’s all genetics and I think hairstyles play a role and clothing etc

I know people who started balding in their teens

[upper isle]

Tiredness also

And stress

[rocky copper]

Aren’t we all stressed these days?

We didn’t have access to so much info back in the day

[full badge]

I havent bald at 27 wdym

and I look younger

[upper isle]

Yeah But there are different levels of "stressed"

[rocky copper]

I didn’t say you were balding I know people who started balding in their teens

[full badge]

it could be genetics

[rocky copper]

Most of the time it is

[full badge]

usually is genetics

[rocky copper]

Yeah

[upper isle]

My genetics have always given me bags under my eyes so I look older than I actually am

Not a great trait

[rocky copper]

Btw I saw you arguing with that guy all afternoon yesterday

[full badge]

you have the idea I showed the conversation to my sound department colleagues and even someone I know from bfee who know more about audio then me

[rocky copper]

Blepharoplasty. Not that expensive. Won’t leave a scar.

[upper isle]

Eh

[rocky copper]

Diversity hire I saw

[upper isle]

I kind of like the bags even if they're not ideal

[rocky copper]

Adam called me an info hoarder and it’s true

[full badge]

but no comments about it. Sometimes things in #technology get a bit tense or cooked

[rocky copper]

I want to get a lot of things done and will in the future maybe near future

[upper isle]

Just be wise

Don't do anything you'll regret in the future

Like removing your tear ducts

[rocky copper]

I regret a lot of things already. LooooooooL

[signal pulsar]

I regret a lot of things already. LooooooooL

[hoary ocean]

Is the next battlefield out next year?

[mighty hearth]

https://tenor.com/view/mario-gif-27005200

[signal pulsar]

[sonic token]

Relatable

[signal pulsar]

Make him play cyberpunk

[rocky fern]

https://x.com/HazzadorGamin/status/1813861139438289294

HazzadorGamin, Dragon of Dojima (@HazzadorGamin) on X

Sony Updated/Price Hike their prices for PSN Turkey, Games now cost $85 #Playstation

same title is $25-$30 cheaper on Xbox & PC as per regional pricing

https://t.co/and8LdCFoV

Twitter · Jul 18, 2024, 8:59 AM

[winged inlet]

told like 80 countries to fuck off, now ignores regional pricing

wat doing sony

[gaunt eagle]

It must be ignoring them because of foreign players using a turkish account for cheaper games

[signal pulsar]

I'd blame those instead for causing this price hike

[delicate prairie]

"Yeah but gamepass is going up too! Wah!"

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-spongebob-mocking-gif-15817237996465785395

[wind veldt]

yeah it's stuipid

[delicate prairie]

Oh absolutely

[gaunt eagle]

They make a tier without day 1 games, but didn't make a tier without free games and just online play

For consoles

Same goes for plus

Two new tiers but there isn't a cheap one without free games

[signal pulsar]

I need more cyberpunk

[river thunder]

Cyberj0k

[signal pulsar]

Fuck I’ll watch the anime

[wind veldt]

lol

edgerunners is good

https://tenor.com/view/cyberpunk-edgerunners-anime-moon-david-martinez-lucy-gif-11851335526139042192

[signal pulsar]

This will be my second anime ever

[wind veldt]

only second?

dang

[leaden kestrel]

https://youtu.be/5IUKQyLW2_o?feature=shared

[signal pulsar]

Yeaaaaah

Not into it

[wind veldt]

ur not?

[mighty hearth]

Im not here

[rocky copper]

He looks like a ginger Abby :3

My son’s father was a ginger abby

[signal pulsar]

Not anime’s no

Cyberpunk yes

[leaden kestrel]

Orange cats are the labrador retrievers of the domestic cat world.

[wind veldt]

Ok

[wind veldt]

Yeah same

[mighty hearth]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-lick-malamute-gif-27300348

[wind veldt]

[wind veldt]

[delicate prairie]

Guys I'm dying send help

My back is killing me

[nimble bison]

Kill it first

[leaden kestrel]

https://tenor.com/view/what-disappointed-turtle-turtles-waqkiz-gif-7093195327673666382

[river thunder]

Equid0k

[tropic cobalt]

they've been overcharging the uk for years as well, fuck them i only buy when things are on a deep sale

[rocky copper]

@tropic cobalt real location in Brazil

[tropic cobalt]

penis beach

[feral magnet]

coc

[keen hatch]

I wondered if that was true so I asked Gemini to look into it because I couldn't be arsed. Seems true for the UK from this 1 datapoint.

just seems to come down to bad UK economy though, with the pound not being that strong atm. compared to the EU

[tropic cobalt]

it's infuriating

even accounting for tax we're just straight up paying more

[quasi thicket]

When in doubt blame politicians

[keen hatch]

just not in here

[quasi thicket]

Well i wont discuss them but blame

The topic is very "why does this room smell like 800lb gorilla"
"We dont discuss gorillas" though

[sour void]

https://tenor.com/view/not-a-joke-gif-200469875475997706

[slim fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/hello-money-giveittome-mr-krabs-spongebob-gif-4184913

[keen hatch]

Console Games are like the perfect product to screw over customers with though. It's a digital product so no traditional shelf life or shipping costs, then MS and Sony sell on their own exclusive store fronts. Storefronts owned by publicly traded companies that are built to generate all the profits for the stock owners.

With minimal competition, whoever is interested in price optimization could hardly think of a better scenario. Perhaps if games were a life nessesity

But then it would probably have been regulated earlier.

[quasi thicket]

Yea it pretty much illustrates one difference between each market

Since shipping, format, platform arent relevant

It just leaves one thing

https://tenor.com/view/gorilla-mind-blown-funny-haha-gif-15128116

[leaden kestrel]

Which ring color is better: black or silver?

[keen hatch]

Like a finger ring?

[quasi thicket]

Ring color?

Ring around the bathtub

[quasi thicket]

Gaskets

[leaden kestrel]

Yeah, ring color.

[quasi thicket]

Material is what matters