general

[steel carbon]

Yeah why do I have to fight criminals. Real cops fight thier wives instead

[cold remnant]

EA tried to go CoD

[cold remnant]

whut da hell u talking abt little man

[steel carbon]

just riffing on the police dont mind me

[digital schooner]

Can’t wait for the spouse abuse dlc to drop

Got the tactical wife beater drip

[cold remnant]

lol

[verbal belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/the-rock-rock-gif-21708339

[steel carbon]

new recon gadget for hardline, stuff a taxidermied dog with tannerite so when the ATF shoots it they get killed

[shrewd furnace]

https://tenor.com/view/david-mitchell-as-i-suspected-of-course-would-i-lie-to-you-gif-14801843

[verbal belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/eating-aw-win-eating-football-gif-16031374

[rocky copper]

@polar lava how are you? I haven’t seen you here in ages. Have you uploaded any new videos on YouTube ?

[verbal belfry]

@rocky copper

[polar lava]

I don't do YouTube what the frick

[rocky copper]

Wait are you not rom the bull the German guy ?

[polar lava]

Nope

[rocky copper]

lol I’m so sorry 😆

[polar lava]

All good

[summer heart]

what the scallop

[warped fractal]

@shut onyx your right it is a cat that I forgotten I own

[rocky copper]

Artyom my sisters are flying to Rome in the morning UwU

[warped fractal]

Its a huge concidence that it literally knows, how the cat door works or where my address is

[summer heart]

Ay ill be welcoming frfr

Although the north is better

[shrewd sapphire]

Hey guize here's my PC

[warped fractal]

Need more trains

[shrewd sapphire]

[warped fractal]

Damn, must be rocking at 4gb of ddr2

Why use such an old pc @shrewd sapphire

[rocky copper]

@jolly folio where’s rom the digital bull? Does he have a new name?

[shrewd furnace]

https://tenor.com/view/fist-fight-ice-cube-im-gonna-fight-you-threat-gif-6046500

[verbal belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/do-you-understand-that-face-ice-cube-bragging-gif-9157349

[warped fractal]

@verbal belfry Time to get off tiktok

Its going the senate

[jolly folio]

https://tenor.com/view/mark-cooper-jones-jay-foreman-map-men-grave-inhumation-gif-13298387559146904695

they sadly left us

cant wait for my turn

[candid saddle]

Warthunder prices are bat shit insane

$75 dollars for a fucking jet

[shrewd sapphire]

That RAM isn't being used.

[candid saddle]

And the average price for anything is $70

[warped fractal]

Do you have any t ools to trap a cat

[shrewd sapphire]

No. Not a jet. $75 for pixels.

[warped fractal]

It sounds louder in real life

[candid saddle]

That's such bullshit 💀

[warped fractal]

Btw this is not my cat

He was inside mad at having a cone on

[candid saddle]

Atleast I can have fun for free

[warped fractal]

Just don't join the army

You might have a psychological disorder to release classified material to win an internet argument on the forums

When we going to compton

somehow has a clean title

"CLEAN"

Also

[rocky copper]

How do you know?

[warped fractal]

@jolly folio Wanna join the boys to just buy it and then sell back to the government

[rocky copper]

Circumcision? (Aka genital mutilation)

[warped fractal]

We just need to get it running

[pseudo spire]

... wut

[warped fractal]

and fail or pass smog check, it won't matter if it fails

[rocky copper]

Is it not a pic about circumcision ?

lol

[pseudo spire]

no

its literal

the reason i cut the "crust" is because its too dense and my daughter doesnt chew enough yet

[warped fractal]

[rocky copper]

I love the fresh crust of tiger bread

[warped fractal]

Looks complete

It may actual just pass smog and reselling to the government to retire would truly be the ultimate, "Yeah give us our $1,500"

We just need to put in a temporary spare, and new battery, and that's it

[jolly folio]

have you seen em

[rocky copper]

No. Can’t find them and I looked through my messages and I don’t think we ever dmd each other

@solar mural are you rom the digital bull?

[jolly folio]

@solar mural

[solar mural]

Whaaaaaat

[jolly folio]

hi

[solar mural]

Hello Angra lol

[jolly folio]

your alive

[solar mural]

Nope

[jolly folio]

i feel that but epic to see you

[solar mural]

Aye. Waiting for the next season to jump back on

[rocky copper]

Wait are you Rom then?

[jolly folio]

grandpa rom

[rocky copper]

You removed your social media stuff in on your profile page

[warped fractal]

Who?

[solar mural]

I stopped streaming

[warped fractal]

What was your twitch or youtube?

[rocky copper]

So you changed your name and pfp and deleted everything on your profile 😦 what happened

[solar mural]

Nothing happened? I just wanted to change my discord. I got busy with work and just didnt have time for everything else

Then I got sick for a couple months

[solar mural]

Am I on trial? ;-;

[rocky copper]

What illness

[solar mural]

Covid

[rocky copper]

Oh

For months?

[solar mural]

Zor Im not German 😂

[warped fractal]

Yes, you are. Just tell us first who you were and what is your twitch/youtube channel

[solar mural]

Monkey_Barz 😂😂

Gotta head back to work. You behave fukrs

And stay away from Paik’s mask!

[warped fractal]

Nah we won't as we are going to talk about politics

[jolly folio]

[solar mural]

https://tenor.com/view/scum-wretched-villany-tattooine-gif-10985312

I lost my veteran status. Boo.

[rocky copper]

I know you are American but half Russian or something

[solar mural]

Not even close

[warped fractal]

Tiktok is going to get banned soon @solar mural

[solar mural]

Bbl

[rocky copper]

Why were you sick with Covid for months?

[warped fractal]

house passed the bill with a huge majority let me check, I believe 352-65

[rocky copper]

What bill

[warped fractal]

The bill to essentially tell bytedance to sell tiktok US or get banned

The one with 50-0 in a bipartisan committee

https://www.congress.gov/bill/118th-congress/house-bill/7521 this bill @rocky copper

All the news be talking about it since it will could ban tiktok

[rocky copper]

Are they trying to get back at China?

[ivory beacon]

Bro my EA is broken

[weak brook]

hey anyone haveing an issues playing BF2042 cant invite see my frinds list

[warped fractal]

Nah scared that China is going to use for propaganda

[rocky copper]

Don’t believe it

[jolly folio]

i mean

[tropic cypress]

EA friends list is down???

[rocky copper]

https://youtu.be/ODbq_I9--O8?si=WsEO3Nn7901i0yZ8

[weak brook]

yah my hole party is having the same problem we in VC

[jolly folio]

china

Will fallout 5 even be out before China does something sussy

[warped fractal]

Nope

[verbal belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/good-morning-gif-24013447

[solemn vapor]

[verbal belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/cats-paw-cat-paw-attack-sneaky-gif-18461030

[rocky copper]

[shut onyx]

[solemn vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-gif-26163356

[verbal belfry]

[winged inlet]

had one too many whiskey sour

my tummy hurts

[shrewd furnace]

mods changed colors

but i remain the same

https://tenor.com/view/donkey-sad-frown-shrek-chris-rock-gif-10186808

[verbal belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/its-all-downhill-from-here-danny-devito-edward-gilpin-jumanji-the-next-level-enjoy-it-now-gif-16163098

[shrewd furnace]

https://tenor.com/view/true-correct-dwight-schrute-rainn-wilson-right-gif-23822659

[verbal belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/come-on-dont-bullshit-me-arnold-schwarzenegger-gif-24655030

[frigid mist]

why is there cat posting?

[rocky copper]

Cos cats are the cutest UwU

[shut onyx]

dogs is better

[rocky copper]

You mean are better ?

[rough harness]

what about a mixture of a dog and a cat?

[rocky copper]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-dog-cartoon-gif-21973182

[rough harness]

[jolly folio]

Where would they shit and all that stuff

[tall anvil]

https://youtube.com/shorts/1Msf9sduLBQ?si=DHyq9hv1uouo-EQH

[rough harness]

i imagine eating shitting and pissing would all be from the same spot. their mouths

[tall anvil]

Why doesn't my game look so smooth even though the graphics are ultra?

[lilac forge]

[verbal belfry]

@lilac forge

[lilac forge]

@verbal belfry

[verbal belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/screaming-cat-staring-ahh-whaa-gif-18345319

[signal pulsar]

@verbal belfry

[rough harness]

https://tenor.com/bVfaj.gif

[shrewd furnace]

i dont know what this sentence means

what is a cos cat

[rough harness]

cats from the greek island Cos ofc

[shrewd furnace]

[signal pulsar]

[rough harness]

lol

hammertime

[shrewd furnace]

i swear i was tagged

[rough harness]

[shrewd furnace]

but it disappared

[rough harness]

ye z0r does that

lol

[verbal belfry]

@signal pulsar

[verbal belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/achmed-i-kill-you-silence-puppet-gif-17394722

who remembers this LOL

[rocky copper]

Is he fapping?

[signal pulsar]

I’m too young

[rocky copper]

I do. Americas got talent?

[verbal belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/the-rock-rock-gif-21708339

[rocky copper]

Go back and look at the skeleton’s right arm

[verbal belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/the-rock-rock-gif-21708339

[rough harness]

https://tenor.com/icLtO9dPhe0.gif

[verbal belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/word-michael-scott-beach-the-office-point-gif-16926627

[rocky copper]

https://youtu.be/GBvfiCdk-jc?si=ionKGR0l8EzlN8Lq

[rough harness]

ye that show was funny

[shrewd furnace]

he's the dude that said "Silence i kill you!"

[verbal belfry]

[shrewd furnace]

yeah it was pretty funny from what i remember

[verbal belfry]

yeah it was xD

[loud tide]

[wind veldt]

[jolly folio]

Where is he now

[rocky copper]

Nice pfp

[rocky copper]

Ded

[loud tide]

Thanks

[rocky copper]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-perfect-blue-gif-26027363

[candid saddle]

Just lost 2 hours of progress on Skyrim bc it decided to load my modded save and not my unmodded save 😁

[digital schooner]

My condolences

[signal pulsar]

My condolences

[candid saddle]

Wish I could play the game with a graphics mod and not lose trophy privileges

[signal pulsar]

I missing speed running

[wind veldt]

https://tenor.com/view/minecraft-manhunt-dreamteam-dreamwastaken-gif-19007572

[jolly folio]

https://tenor.com/view/todd-howard-it-just-works-bethesda-this-all-just-works-gif-20598651

[candid saddle]

Warthunder will (not) help

[lilac forge]

hello

good morning

where can i apply as a streamer for battlefield v if i may ask?

[digital schooner]

Are you asking where to show your streaming channel or are you looking for a unique role?

[signal pulsar]

Are you asking where to show your streaming channel or are you looking for a unique role?

[rocky copper]

https://tenor.com/view/walking-together-finding-a-food-journey-travelling-edward-wong-hau-pepelu-tivruski-iv-gif-26883813

[signal pulsar]

I’ve been coping people for 5 weeks now lol

It’s funny

[lilac forge]

yes

[digital schooner]

I see. Go to #streams-and-videos to share your channel

You can attempt to ask modmail for a role but given you even need to ask i will assume you are not valuable enough for any unique role

[young stratus]

Not

[signal pulsar]

https://tenor.com/view/spinning-monkey-gif-21881306

[quasi thicket]

https://tenor.com/view/nichijou-funny-rolling-cute-anime-gif-15780010

[wind veldt]

https://tenor.com/view/chipi-chipi-chapa-chapa-gif-1243269066573718874

[jolly folio]

kat

[rocky copper]

@warped fractal the words Foreign advisary controlled applications is in the bill so many times.

(1) PROHIBITION OF FOREIGN ADVERSARY CONTROLLED APPLICATIONS It shall be unlawful for an entity to distribute, maintain, or update (or enable the distribution, maintenance, or updating of) a foreign adversary controlled application by carrying out, within the land or maritime borders of the United States, any of the following:

(A) Providing services to distribute, maintain, or update such foreign adversary controlled application (including any source code of such application) by means of a marketplace (including an online mobile application store) through which users within the land or maritime borders of the United States may access, maintain, or update such application.(B) Providing internet hosting services to enable the distribution, maintenance, or updating of such foreign adversary controlled application for users within the land or maritime borders of the United States.

[shrewd sapphire]

time to play

Fear and Hunger 2

[jolly folio]

Calm and fed when

[rocky copper]

Thankfully it’s not for you to read

[river thunder]

D0k

[quasi thicket]

Ive played Fear but not Hunger 2

[signal pulsar]

Jok

[rancid bane]

I don’t know why I played fear. Just something about it made me want to play it

I played all 3

[signal pulsar]

[rancid bane]

🤙

[signal pulsar]

My profile is funny

[rancid bane]

[quasi thicket]

Whys your gif nearsighted

[jolly folio]

Because I need glasses

[quasi thicket]

Get som

[jolly folio]

funny that you mention it I did got some a few weeks ago

tho still pains me that a they told me to fuck off during a visit a few years ago

[signal pulsar]

U need to touch grass

[wind veldt]

i read everything

[candid saddle]

Making the Skyrim progress back

Btw, my first time ever playing it

[rocky copper]

Your server boost expired

[candid saddle]

WAIT

YOU DONT KEEP IT?

[rocky copper]

It lasts for a month no?

[candid saddle]

MF I STILL BOOSTED AND IT WAS STILL PAID FOR

not by me but still

[rocky copper]

Idk I don’t have nitro

[quasi thicket]

Touch glass

[rocky copper]

I don’t see the point in nitro

[candid saddle]

I would send proof but no image perms

[quasi thicket]

[shut onyx]

[wind veldt]

No more nitro?

[signal pulsar]

Imagine not having nitro

[rocky copper]

How are you Zozo I hope you’re doing well 🙂 UwU

[candid saddle]

No 😔

I miss my image perms already 😔

[rocky copper]

Become a regular

You just have to be here 24/7 talking gibberish

[shut onyx]

mage have L rizz so discord took away from him

[loud tide]

I should be regular fr

[shut onyx]

good

[still mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/pokimane-fortnite-tik-tok-gif-23319363

[candid saddle]

Yea yea I know

[loud tide]

This is kinda cringe lowkey lol

[rocky copper]

Sup gooey. I hope you’re doing well UwU

[shut onyx]

poki cute asf

[still mountain]

they gave me back what was mine today

[shut onyx]

is smash poki

[still mountain]

so im doin ight. wbu

[shut onyx]

cap

proof or cap

[verbal belfry]

u still think so

KEK

[quasi thicket]

Is that u

[verbal belfry]

no lol

[still mountain]

yes

[verbal belfry]

pokie without makeup 😄

[loud tide]

Entice face reveal

[shut onyx]

dam entice

makeup or not, id still smash poki

[candid saddle]

Ayo?

[loud tide]

Down bad

[verbal belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/best-to-shut-all-that-down-i-think-david-rose-david-dan-levy-schitts-creek-gif-20790246

[still mountain]

respectfully of course

[shut onyx]

i aint down bad

[still mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/dead-gif-21515599

[verbal belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/its-looking-pretty-bad-for-you-sketchy-downhill-alec-baldwin-trump-gif-15423641

[shut onyx]

https://tenor.com/view/stop-the-cap-cap-laugh-video-reaction-youtuber-gif-18293251

[loud tide]

[wind veldt]

sad how u been

[wind veldt]

yo u got reg lets go

purpel gang

[still mountain]

purple

[wind veldt]

it's not to bad

[still mountain]

shouldve been green

[shut onyx]

be pink and purple like me

[still mountain]

ill boost agane when next bf comes out

gotta rep pink for the new game

I read they adding stadium back to desert map.

blows my mind still how they knew stadium was our fav part of the map and they axed it on the remake

[shut onyx]

blame last gen

[still mountain]

always have

skyscrapers only had a purpose when they had points on them. they shouldve just axed them instead.

[warped fractal]

Gonna start demanding the mods to add back the option for regulars to change our colors

[shut onyx]

imma be red color if that

[warped fractal]

@open jolt When will you readd the feature for regulars to change their colors

[signal pulsar]

@warped fractal

Fuck going to Compton

[shut onyx]

fUcK GoInG To cOmPtOn

[warped fractal]

No we’re going as I bid on that car for $20

[shut onyx]

jok love compton

[warped fractal]

Just pay for the uhaul @signal pulsar

[loud tide]

Mewing like

[signal pulsar]

No

[shut onyx]

jok said hes paying for everything

[signal pulsar]

Take Lego

[warped fractal]

Will take him if you pay for uhaul

[rocky copper]

Does it work?

[signal pulsar]

Never

[candid saddle]

Been getting into Warthunder

[warped fractal]

Than your going

[wind veldt]

Oh no don't become a commie

[warped fractal]

She’ll get the urge like all war thunder players in the forum to join the army and release classified material to win an internet argument on the forums

[wind veldt]

On thugshaker centrel aswell

[warped fractal]

Nah more like war thunder forum leaks

Rather than that guy who is really fucked legally

[candid saddle]

I only use American planes

[warped fractal]

He going to maximum security prison or high security prison but he isn’t going to regular prison

[candid saddle]

I am dead set in getting an f-15

[wind veldt]

good

[candid saddle]

Oh, I've also started playing Skyrim for the first time

[rocky copper]

Only 13 years late

[quasi thicket]

not enough guns

[candid saddle]

I was only 3 when it came out

But other than that I don't have an excuse

I no no wanna

[quasi thicket]

disgusting

[digital schooner]

Imagine not playing skyrim as a young child

[quasi thicket]

imagine being a child, how shameful

[candid saddle]

I played gears 3 as a young child

It was my first game and the 360 was my first console

[quasi thicket]

at least he broke out of it

[signal pulsar]

How are you a former child?

[quasi thicket]

some people remain a child for a decade maybe more

[rocky copper]

GET OUT

[rare wasp]

Imagine a former adult but also a former child

[candid saddle]

What

I'm 16 now, if it came out 13 years ago, I was 3 when it released

[digital schooner]

Z0r hates minors

This is his attempt to beat the allegations

[candid saddle]

[shut onyx]

mage is a minor 💀

[candid saddle]

Yes 🗿

It is clearly stated in my bio 🗿

I am also almost a junior, and the crushing weight of aging in life is swiftly approaching 🗿

[shut onyx]

I’m surprised your parents let you play Mature games before age 17.

[candid saddle]

They could not care less

[shut onyx]

Especially using discord. That’s wild

[candid saddle]

I don't think they know what discord is now that I think about it

Wait

I might've explained it to my mom

[wind veldt]

Danm zozo u trying to be a grown up

[shut onyx]

This generation of gamers

[digital schooner]

Man have you not played cod before ?

[shut onyx]

With supervision

[candid saddle]

I have almost 500 hours on gta 💀

[verbal belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/liar-pinocchio-lie-long-nose-not-telling-the-truth-gif-17524233

[digital schooner]

I was implying how many kids play that game

[shut onyx]

Ik and it’s wild. I don’t understand it these days

[digital schooner]

Eh it’s hardly new

[shut onyx]

I mean 😪 it’s their career.

[wind veldt]

Bro

[digital schooner]

Shit bf1 came out when i was eleven and i even preordered that game

[wind veldt]

Good to know your history early

[shut onyx]

I played BFMC2 behind my parents back at age 5

[candid saddle]

I'm gonna boot up my ps just to prove it

I took that personal

[digital schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/mujikcboro-seriymujik-gif-24361533

[shut onyx]

I faked asleep and all till I got caught.

[digital schooner]

Ahh the days of going to my friends house and playing gta 5

[digital schooner]

Honestly i only did that a few times

[candid saddle]

In the ps3 days of it I used to literally dream about playing in first person and using the revolver

[digital schooner]

I played a lot of unturned at one of my friends house though

Now that was fun

[shut onyx]

Roblox back in the day was lit asf

Now it’s meh

OG call of robloxia

[digital schooner]

The issue with roblox now is that it only advertises the cheap money grabbing shit

[candid saddle]

Phantom forces still going strong

[digital schooner]

You can still find some good shit like deadlines

Deadlines is the shit

Shame my pc don’t work no more

[shut onyx]

It’s not the same as it came out

[candid saddle]

True

But it's got way more guns

[digital schooner]

I like to use the lever gun

[candid saddle]

The recent update touched what shouldn't have been touched

[shut onyx]

Meh. If I wanna play a game with guns. I play cod and battlefield

[digital schooner]

My kd has absolutely shit the bed since i started using it but fashion over function

[shut onyx]

Ngl, gta 6 looks mid. I have no interest in it due to gta V

[candid saddle]

I liked the gta4 physics engine

I want it back

[shut onyx]

Facts

[digital schooner]

It’s certainly gonna make headlines when it comes out

[candid saddle]

Think it'll outsell gtaV?

[shut onyx]

Rockstar is gonna treat GTA6 just like how they treated GTAV

[candid saddle]

I still might buy it

[loud tide]

Ngl I’m not consistent with it, I already have a good jawline just don’t got hollow cheeks

[shut onyx]

Boring after 2 years of support and make it a money grab with a skeleton team on it.

[digital schooner]

Reckon it’ll take a minute

[candid saddle]

Probably

[digital schooner]

Game has been out for quite a while

[candid saddle]

I think it'll beat gtaV first month sales

[digital schooner]

Oh yeah for sure

It’ll be the talk of the town for sure

[candid saddle]

It'll be the talk of the world

[shut onyx]

It’s looks cool but also very mid

[candid saddle]

12 years of anticipation does wonders

[candid saddle]

I've got a optimistic view on it

[shut onyx]

They first started the project in South America for couple years before US

[loud tide]

Idk why people are surprised the gaming industry is slowly dying they just keep the whales on like a drug cuz they sustain it with cosmetic buying

[shut onyx]

GT6 early development was in South America . Bruh… now it’s the same ol Miami

[digital schooner]

Way i see it i expect them to not half ass such a major game

[shut onyx]

Yep. After couple years. They just treat it like it’s nothing special.

[candid saddle]

They've got a lot riding on it and I'm sure they see the potential for billions

[digital schooner]

Now am i gonna get my hopes up and preorder? Hell no

[shut onyx]

Also since gta 6 pc release is gonna be far out from now. Makes me not wanna get the game at all. Ruin my expectations for it

[digital schooner]

Ah yes i forgot pc gets later releases

[candid saddle]

Oh yeah definitely not. Supposed to be like $100 usd

[digital schooner]

Guess it’s the console players turn to be smug online

[shut onyx]

That shit is ass dawg. Makes no sense at all

[rocky copper]

Buccal fat removal

[loud tide]

You know it’s sad when the real games people like are usually closed cuz a bigger corporation buys the making company or they just target the whales with other p2w games. My peak gaming experience was ironically on 2d games during the early to mid 2010s now everything runs like a Korean mmo

[candid saddle]

(insert sleepy time gif)

[shut onyx]

Lazy devs. And they said it’s because console gives the most money output. Duh when you make pc release years later. Fuck off.

[rocky copper]

Zozo is a grown up

[shut onyx]

Been grown up

[loud tide]

lol nah I’m good i can probably get them if I shred a bit of body fat I’m not far from it

[shut onyx]

GTA v almost made me disappointed because PC release did came out till new gen minor upgrade came out

[shut onyx]

Xbox 360 -> Xbox one version have no differences at all. Set for making it look tiny bit better and revamped heist pay out abit better. Next gen upgrade my ass.

[rocky copper]

I forgot to take my meds

[shut onyx]

I love rockstar but it’s the small things make me not get the game. For example PC release way later after the launch day.

it better be 50% off if you made me wait that long

[shut onyx]

mid

reskin gtaV tbh

[rocky copper]

I’m taking a screenshot of what you just said and I’ll post it once the game releases

[shut onyx]

big bet

[loud tide]

Lol

[shut onyx]

thats all it is tbh with minor changes

big hype for essentially a reskinned gta v with small upgrades

[signal pulsar]

!jumbo

[shut onyx]

also why does the trailer say part 1. never saw a part 2. misleading title ong

[signal pulsar]

Ong

[shut onyx]

how is it cap @rocky copper ?

[rocky copper]

You’ll see

[shut onyx]

ok

[open jolt]

Not my thing. Ask any of the admins

[digital schooner]

C’mere mozzy

Harassment time

As my dad always said, you can turn any no into a yes if you keep asking for long enough

[rancid bane]

your dad sounds like a pushover

[digital schooner]

Just a severe womanizer

[rancid bane]

nice

[loud tide]

You guys sound American

[signal pulsar]

I’m not

[digital schooner]

I am canadian, which is basically america lite

[shut onyx]

Bless's real dad is mozzy

[loud tide]

The unfortunate fate of lil bro

[digital schooner]

This is why i always call him daddy in chat

[shut onyx]

[rancid bane]

^^ this is your dad

[shut onyx]

naw

[verbal belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/delta-force-delta-force-game-delta-force-hawk-ops-havoc-warfare-hazard-operations-gif-8852920992597976879

[signal pulsar]

https://tenor.com/view/mcdonnells-curry-sauce-foil-arms-and-hog-grass-gif-20592252

[verbal belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/sydneysweeney-gif-24668711

[signal pulsar]

Smash

[shut onyx]

mid cuz blonde

[verbal belfry]

LOL

[signal pulsar]

Hey I been single for months joker needs a woman

Knowing me I’ll give up halfway through

[verbal belfry]

then zozo is ur dream woman 😄

[signal pulsar]

No

[digital schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/gentleman-giga-chad-sigma-male-gif-25702945

[digital schooner]

I can’t tell if you want to be in a relationship or not

Have you considered getting a hobby instead?

[verbal belfry]

shooting is a great hobby 😄

[digital schooner]

It is

[rocky copper]

Is shooting allowed in Straya?

[rocky copper]

I thought Joker was married

[rocky copper]

Office

[digital schooner]

Guns are legal in Australia

[shut onyx]

fuck bitches, get money is a hobby

[rocky copper]

How come there’s less school shooting and shit then? Or we just don’t hear about it?

[digital schooner]

That would spark up a conversation about gun control

[shut onyx]

less strict than NA

[verbal belfry]

ur engaged how can u say that

[rocky copper]

You know when I was around 5-6 my mom nearly took us to live in Canada but she chickened out

[digital schooner]

You aren’t missing much

[shut onyx]

my bad, just wanna give jok an hobby xD

[rocky copper]

I wish she did my life would be different

[digital schooner]

Though the grass is always greener on the other side

[digital schooner]

True you could have a really shitty canadian accent

[rocky copper]

No I don’t think that cos I like Canada. It’s a nice country but I wouldn’t wanna live there tbh

Things would’ve been completely different for me. She should’ve taken us.

[digital schooner]

It’s definitely a gorgeous country

[rocky copper]

Yeah

Wilderness isn’t as fucked up as in the US

You look at an aerial view of the US and all you see is farmlands

Same can be said for Europe

[digital schooner]

Both countries have plenty of wilderness

[signal pulsar]

I have a hobby

[digital schooner]

We’re huge countries so we have space for a lil bit of everything

[pseudo prawn]

canada has a lot more room for snow though

[rocky copper]

The US has probably destroyed most of its natural habitat

[shut onyx]

get a girl that peak the same interest

[rocky copper]

Why do you want him to suffer?

[digital schooner]

I wanna say they still have a shit ton of wilderness, but hell, not like i’ve been there

[shut onyx]

cap

[signal pulsar]

I highly doubt I can find a girl who loves NCIS

[shut onyx]

why not get a girl that is already in NCIS

[digital schooner]

Convert a girl to love ncis

[signal pulsar]

Jok will remain single

Joker will just get more tattoos

[rocky copper]

Do you ever wanna leave Canada

[digital schooner]

Joker it’s time for you to go through your incel character arc

[covert hazel]

This is the way

[digital schooner]

Every day

[verbal belfry]

LOL

it cant be that bad ;D

[rocky copper]

Don’t blame you. Nobody likes Trudeau

[verbal belfry]

i do

[digital schooner]

Our gas prices our about to rise by over 30 cents per litre this April

[rocky copper]

When you’re that hated by your countrymen you should just fucking resign

[digital schooner]

Everyday i wake up and find out what new way the government has decided to fuck me in the ass

But i won’t carry on, no need to get political

Plus i got a hot chocolate so not all is bad

[signal pulsar]

I’m not involuntary celibate

[rocky copper]

No it’s ok I’ll allow it

[digital schooner]

Volcel character arc then?

[signal pulsar]

I don’t need a arc

[rocky copper]

joker explore the outback and shoot some roos

[digital schooner]

Yes you do

[rocky copper]

https://tenor.com/view/rootroop-rootyroo-roo-web3-nft-gif-26225544

[signal pulsar]

No I don’t

[digital schooner]

Ehh yes you do

[signal pulsar]

I don’t need a arc

[digital schooner]

Time for the sigma character arc

[covert hazel]

Buy then learn to ride a motorcycle it'll make you feel better and if you've already got one get a faster one

[signal pulsar]

No

[rocky copper]

Joker should hit the gym

[covert hazel]

Ong

[signal pulsar]

I vote for getting more tattoos

[covert hazel]

Do all three

[west pecan]

i want to get more tattoos

[signal pulsar]

I still don’t need a arc

Ok next time I see the girl I think is cute at IGA I’ll ask her for her number

[rocky copper]

Anyone on this server goes to the gym?

[signal pulsar]

Sometimes

[rocky copper]

Once every 5 years?

[west pecan]

whenever i have time

[digital schooner]

I vote against it

[signal pulsar]

R u my bank account

[west pecan]

my legs are jacked now. my upper body is not great

[digital schooner]

You need to harass people on the internet about the sigma grind

Crypto bro character arc joker

[signal pulsar]

I don’t need a arc for the 5th time

[rocky copper]

@warped fractal do you think joker needs an arc?

[digital schooner]

Wolf of wall street character arc

[west pecan]

everyone needs one

[signal pulsar]

https://tenor.com/view/who-are-you-gif-21457791

[west pecan]

doesnt matter who i am

[rocky copper]

https://youtu.be/cvWPlQLH-bg?si=1bwvwJBG_pdX5DNV

[signal pulsar]

My arc is watching NCIS

[signal pulsar]

My arc can be watching NCIS

[digital schooner]

Nah

Morphine addict character arc?

[signal pulsar]

I already had a alcoholic redemption arc

[digital schooner]

Already went through a tough times character arc, darn

[signal pulsar]

I vote for watching NCIS

https://tenor.com/view/ncis-ncis-gibbs-gibbs-leroy-jethro-gibbs-gif-20770357

Yeah this is my arc

Joker should rank every season of NCIS so far

OK BRB

Jok

If you disagree, you are wrong, and I am right I am superior

[river thunder]

[quasi thicket]

call cop shows are D

oh except one

[verbal belfry]

so is TikTok finally banned

[quasi thicket]

gud

[verbal belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/kinblood-ko-boxing-knock-out-gif-12154201

[digital schooner]

The zoomers will not recover from this

[verbal belfry]

LOL

the outrage 😄

[signal pulsar]

If you disagree, you are wrong, and I am right I am superior

Sometimes Jok is funny

[random ledge]

can somebody give me a topic to write about for my English college course

[river thunder]

Wot she doing to the metal slug

[warped fractal]

Damn, now to start demanding the admins to add back that option

@blissful rain Plz give regulars back their ability to change colors, please

[signal pulsar]

Start a petition

Let regular be green

[shut onyx]

brag with money from compton

[verbal belfry]

damn

[warped fractal]

Or "invite" mozzy to compton

[signal pulsar]

No

[warped fractal]

What about the entire admin team

[signal pulsar]

No fuck them

BRB I’m doing important research

[shut onyx]

sus

[warped fractal]

Must be trying to research the cost of flying the entire admin team to LAX and then pick them up and take them to their $66 airbnb in compton

[shut onyx]

i heard mozzy likes Compton

[rapid oracle]

i love in in south la

[shut onyx]

!!LFG

[glossy linden]

ℹ Looking for Players to play with?
Head over to the Looking For Games channel category.
Please remember to state your region when looking for players to play with!
#lfg-crossplay #lfg-pc #lfg-xbox #lfg-playstation

[verbal belfry]

for such a small room thats 490$

;D

[shut onyx]

thats cheap

to Jok

[verbal belfry]

is joker rich?

[shut onyx]

yea

hes mad hood rich

[verbal belfry]

damn people in Compton gonna love him

[wind veldt]

He doesn;t know

[signal pulsar]

No I am just a tight ass

[signal pulsar]

Why spend money when u can go to Hawaii

[verbal belfry]

Bahamas way better

[signal pulsar]

No

[verbal belfry]

ask zozo

😄

[signal pulsar]

Fuck zozo

[shut onyx]

jok always say get your money up, not your funny up. he also like to say fuck bitches, get money

[shut onyx]

https://tenor.com/view/pjjfanbase-gif-21393231

[verbal belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/kinblood-ko-boxing-knock-out-gif-12154201

[signal pulsar]

Jok loves money

Hey if I don’t get approved for a passport I’ll become a sellout streamer

[signal pulsar]

This is why no Bahamas

[rocky copper]

https://tenor.com/view/cowmid-midbop-cowmid-bebop-midboy-midbop-midboy-bemid-gif-24697552

[signal pulsar]

4 hours in LA Xeneo would find out

He would know

[wind veldt]

He would

[wind veldt]

that movemnt

[solar adder]

b v ?

[signal pulsar]

No

[warped fractal]

[signal pulsar]

No

I’m not going to LA

[warped fractal]

I'll be waiting

[signal pulsar]

No

[modern sleet]

Schaffer

chat i might’ve burnt my pizza

[verbal belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/homer-simpsons-the-simpsons-drooling-gif-8650008

[warped fractal]

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/yourmoney/article-13188015/automakers-insurance-companies-share-data.html

Holy shit, this is truly dystopian

Where your own car can cause your insurance rate going up

This is with more modern cars

One bad day, your insurance rate will go up

[signal pulsar]

Joker needs a reverse flash tattoo

[warped fractal]

@signal pulsar Joker needs to become american and lease a new car

[signal pulsar]

Joker doesn’t

[warped fractal]

He'll have a fun time getting insurance after going 100mph on the freeway

[signal pulsar]

I need more tattoos

[warped fractal]

Damn, I gotta get into this industry

I wonder how much do they pay for that data

[signal pulsar]

Xeneo u need a girl

[warped fractal]

True

[warped fractal]

Will just drive your modern car on the freeway 100mph, and driving 40-50mph on small roads skipping stop signs and return it back

I'll raise them insurance rates

[signal pulsar]

U need a redemption arc

Every time I want to see Hawaii I remember I need more tattoos

I know I’ll get tattooed then Hawaii

[vernal scarab]

You don’t need a girl, you need a 3D printer

[signal pulsar]

No I need more tattoos

My 4 tattoos are very, very lonely

[warped fractal]

What you think about car manufacturers selling detailed history on how you drive to a data broker who then sells it to the insurance company

[vernal scarab]

Get the Donnie darko tattoo

[signal pulsar]

No

[vernal scarab]

Get the dishonoured tattoo

Get the far cry 3 sleeve

[signal pulsar]

I’m getting reverse flash flash and zoom tattoo

[true cloud]

even more reason to get a old car without all the bells and whistles

[vernal scarab]

I’ve still got a 2010 car so I’m fine

[warped fractal]

Wait until you need to get a new car

[vernal scarab]

Why would I get a new car

[true cloud]

one of the reasons ill never get a electric car or hybrid packed with lots of tech i dont want or need

[vernal scarab]

It’s so much cheaper to get an old one

[signal pulsar]

Who wants to see my concept art for my tattoo next week

[warped fractal]

True, but its also more expensive, a new car may have more mpg

[signal pulsar]

This is what I am looking at getting probably make the colours more brighter so they stand out against my white boy skin

[vernal scarab]

Na

Just get an old little hatchback

[true cloud]

ill never understand why people would want a smart house either

[warped fractal]

Just know the new cars will become old cars one day

[signal pulsar]

Sir ducksworth is DOks alt

[true cloud]

nah

[wind veldt]

High possiblity

[vernal scarab]

If I could get an open source local server voice control system I’d set up a smart home

[true cloud]

you can

[vernal scarab]

[true cloud]

you just have to look for it

[signal pulsar]

Joker needs to think

[warped fractal]

Does joker want to become american, where the corporations can decide to buy any of your data and sell it to brokers

like how you drive

or what you lookup

[true cloud]

im sure the government is buying the data to

[warped fractal]

True, and be spied on by the NSA

[true cloud]

and fbi

and dhs

[warped fractal]

Of course

[true cloud]

and irs

[warped fractal]

The IRS, usually if you don't file taxes

Not really more of the rest yeah they be watching every american

[waxen chasm]

https://tenor.com/view/zoo-gif-22235120

[wind veldt]

good villian

[waxen chasm]

I was happy to see him again in the season finale

"You can't lock up the darkness"

[warped fractal]

@quasi thicket bad news your new truck is tracking your driving habits

as its sold to data brokers

[wind veldt]

One of the best moments

[warped fractal]

who sell it to insurance company and they know your exact name and vehicle

@vernal scarab How risky is it to buy this vehicle

[wind veldt]

ok ok not bad

[warped fractal]

Look at the location

[warped fractal]

When we going to compton boys and pick up our new ride

[leaden kestrel]

https://youtu.be/yLA-H5FG0jQ?feature=shared

He's like me, fr, fr.

[signal pulsar]

https://tenor.com/view/zoom-gif-5371449233060740915

I’ll let you know a little secret I might be getting a zoom tattoo

[meager sluice]

zoom the video calling service?

[waxen chasm]

The character who's a villain

[verbal belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/wmds-advanced-warfare-already-built-we-already-built-the-weapons-jonathan-irons-gif-11159153424099476925

[waxen chasm]

He’s a traitor

[verbal belfry]

why

he is the best villan

[leaden kestrel]

https://youtu.be/D04S2vHpXws?feature=shared

Game looks more appealing this way.

Or at all.

[steep spruce]

Yoooop that looks sick

Cool

[steep spruce]

I bet it's gana be like 20 #££

Is it just me or is you play custom sever people just team kill and snipe

[leaden kestrel]

Steam Sale is today, isn't it?

If you only get 3 subscribers from each youtube video and you have almost 500 videos, that's a sign to quit trying to be a content creator.

[signal pulsar]

I abandoned my YouTube channel just like my chances of finding a girlfriend

[leaden kestrel]

Same. My dating days are numbered.

[signal pulsar]

I will continue making Jokes at my expense

[leaden kestrel]

Single since 2016.

[signal pulsar]

Single since 2019

[leaden kestrel]

You just broke up a few months ago.

[signal pulsar]

I brought a girl home she wasn’t my girlfriend

Remember she didn’t like my books

[glad bramble]

Hey

How is everyone

[signal pulsar]

Also I found one of patients on Tinder

[leaden kestrel]

Existing.

[signal pulsar]

We need a redemption arc

My redemption arc get tattoos

And knowing random facts about NCIS

And knowing Legos real name

[leaden kestrel]

My opponent got scared and quit the match.

[signal pulsar]

I have no idea what the fuck this is meant to be

[leaden kestrel]

My creature has 223 attack and defense points.

His has 4.

[signal pulsar]

Equilibrium explain

[leaden kestrel]

Watch a Magic the Gathering tutorial video.

[true cloud]

is mtg more fun than yugioh in its current state?

[signal pulsar]

No

[leaden kestrel]

Yes.

[signal pulsar]

How did you know I was gonna type no

[leaden kestrel]

MTG is to Battlefield as YGO is to Call of Duty.

One is more methodical and the other is just random bullshit go.

[true cloud]

ive dabbled in yugioh tcg over the past year its to expensive if i was to play mtg i would play the commander format

[leaden kestrel]

I used to do YGO local tournaments.

[true cloud]

ooof

[leaden kestrel]

Give MTG a try. MTG Arena is free.

[signal pulsar]

Equilibrium, can you speak English please

@wind veldt hi

[rancid bane]

Ngl skylanders looks like more fun

[delicate prairie]

This is true. It’s also pretty fun.

[still mountain]

[signal pulsar]

Star Wars

That’s a franchise, I’ve never watched

[still mountain]

this the good battlefront games

[gleaming harbor]

lol

[leaden kestrel]

https://tenor.com/view/mtg-cat-cat-creature-maciuś-magic-the-gathering-gif-20184621

[gleaming harbor]

dam smart cat

[wind veldt]

https://tenor.com/view/michael-scott-the-office-nope-dont-like-that-head-shake-gif-16926632

https://tenor.com/view/johny-gif-27696534

Watch it!

[still mountain]

just watch the first 3 and the next 3 after that

dont watch the new stuff it poopoo

[wind veldt]

https://tenor.com/view/fax-ripfostels-fax-ripfostels-ripfostels-fax-gif-26039206

[still mountain]

and if you a dirty stinky nasty grotesque weeb. i heard the cartoons are good.

[signal pulsar]

I’m in your room

[wind veldt]

let me check

Ah yep no no one inhere

[signal pulsar]

Yes

[wind veldt]

yes there is no one in here

[wind veldt]

nuh uh that's Equal

[river thunder]

Jump on @signal pulsar

J0kked

[leaden kestrel]

https://tenor.com/view/jojo-lick-serious-gif-13410942

[wind veldt]

ayo

[leaden kestrel]

[wind veldt]

[rough harness]

[wind veldt]

Yo how big is a DC banner?

[shut onyx]

https://tenor.com/view/omamori-himari-manga-lick-neck-kiss-gif-16854581

[wind veldt]

@shut onyx

[leaden kestrel]

[wind veldt]

how big is a DC banner?

[shut onyx]

DC Banner? Wym

Discord?

[wind veldt]

yeah

[shut onyx]

Lmc

[wind veldt]

yay thx

[shut onyx]

Server or profile?

[wind veldt]

profile

[shut onyx]

Discord recommends a profile banner size of 600 x 240 pixels. Its supported file types are PNG, JFG, or GIF, and the banner file must be under 10 MB.

[winged inlet]

I want to move to Norway

seems like a shitty, wet, cold, inconvenient country

[shut onyx]

@wind veldt

[winged inlet]

perfect for me

[wind veldt]

That's my name don't ware it out

yep thx zozo

[vagrant oar]

https://youtu.be/gGRp6FEPAuA?si=nS38f45vP0rFbiZ_

Delta force copied COD and Battlefield

The same devs also made COD mobile

[wind veldt]

lol

[vagrant oar]

Did they just copy and paste the COD assets?

[winged inlet]

yeah they did

since they had rights to those assets for cod mobile

scummy

[leaden kestrel]

https://tenor.com/view/baki-slap-baki-slap-gif-2511379337117214059

[wind veldt]

danm poor kid

[leaden kestrel]

He deserved it probably.

Baki is the protag.

[vagrant oar]

Delta force Discord refuses to acknowledge that Delta Force stole Cod's animations

[leaden kestrel]

https://tenor.com/view/biscuit-oliva-oliva-shobun-ron-baki-finger-gif-25818182

[wind veldt]

dang

[thorny marten]

Yo anyone able to hop on the battlefield 5 trying to do the front lines trophy but no servers are playing frontline

[vagrant oar]

Reload animations exactly matches frame by frame in DF and MW

[leaden kestrel]

@winged inlet https://youtu.be/veFlfYjRo1Y?feature=shared

[winged inlet]

what an awful video lol

sample of 2

[leaden kestrel]

[thorny marten]

Ive started a frontline game I need 3 people to start it so I can complete the platinum anyone able to help you'll get the trophy to

[sour void]

!!lfg

[glossy linden]

ℹ Looking for Players to play with?
Head over to the Looking For Games channel category.
Please remember to state your region when looking for players to play with!
#lfg-crossplay #lfg-pc #lfg-xbox #lfg-playstation

[winged inlet]

palpable

they agreed to it knowing they would be eye tracked, kinda defeat the purpose

[neon sluice]

Got to play a bit of The Finals S2

I just played the new 5v5 gamemode

It’s pretty fun actually

[leaden kestrel]

Actually, he revealed they were eye-tracked 3/5 of the way through the video.

After they reviewed it.

[winged inlet]

nah they definitely knew before the filming

they are not freelance recruiter

[leaden kestrel]

[winged inlet]

they had to get approval from their managers to do these kind of video

that girl isn't a "VP"

she's just a senior recruiter

[leaden kestrel]

Senior recruiters tend to be VP in smaller companies.

[winged inlet]

alix partners isn't small

it's quite big

[leaden kestrel]

Alix probably adopted small company habits.

[winged inlet]

no lmao, they copied banks

big banks call their tellers "executives"

[leaden kestrel]

I mean she works there and we don't, so she must know more than we do.

[winged inlet]

why is recruitment in the US so awful

the comment section of that video talk about ATS asking for word documents otherwise the CV would be rejected

what century is this

[leaden kestrel]

Because the qualifications to be a recruiter in the US are equal that of a fast food worker.

They don't require college degrees to be a recruiter.

[winged inlet]

god, all this guy is trying to do is sell his CV review platform, and the two recruiters their company

Alix laid off 3 real vice presidents just in the first quarter of 2024

I wonder what happened

[leaden kestrel]

In the US, recruiters are on the same level as life coaches, which is scrapping the bottom of society.

As long as you hit your KPI, they don't care if you graduate from even high school.

[winged inlet]

as a recruiter myself I often tell people to never buy into these CV review/coaching bullshit

it doesn't fucking matter

write down your experience in bullet points, use correct grammar

have RIGHT to work wherever you are applying to

that's all

[leaden kestrel]

Use the proper tenses in action words. Never use "I" to describe your tasks.

[winged inlet]

I get so many indians applying for jobs totally unrelated to their experience.
"Senior Recruiter with Dutch - Netherlands"
indian guy with the best looking CV, no mention of Dutch, lives in India applied

"why are you rejecting me"

[rough harness]

just put in that you got talents in everything, get a too advanced job and quit after a few months because you cant stand the depression and feeling that you're not able to do any of your work

[winged inlet]

when I was still with an agency there was a case with an indian candidate who hired a body-double to sit in the interview for him for a senior SAP role, client offered him the job, he relocated from India to Europe, turned out to be a completely different guy

client was Capgemini by the way

the biggest french consulting firm, can't even do background and documentation check properly

[shrewd sapphire]

What does this mean

Have THE right?

[winged inlet]

yes

[shrewd sapphire]

Or have right work experience?

[winged inlet]

legally authorized to work in a location

[shrewd sapphire]

Oh okay was wondering there

[winged inlet]

non-citizens need visa and work permit sponsorship, which is very rare since the local workforce is abundant

[shrewd sapphire]

Yeah makes sense

[winged inlet]

I think my company paid somewhere around 8000 euro for an immigration lawyer to work on my work permit?

it's not cheap

I had an indian candidate in the UK whom the client wanted to offer but the fee to process her work permit was 21k GBP so we had to reject her

she was so pissed