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Why

I would like to un-know you
😭

Why?
be quiet
Then you will go to juvenile detention
We live in two different continents
Nah
wtf is happenin
brain damage moment
STOP TALKING TO ME
I won’t

GO AWAY
@onyx pagoda
yea?
Who’s Mary?
idk?
no i have never tried warframe
Bruh
bruh
its not a good game
i tried it. it's a free game alright
Why?
It’s not the fact that it’s free
It’s actually fun
no
That’s your opinion
its a fact
none of your business
idc
1 game?
2042?
when it's on sale
It’s on sale
How are people buying it?
Ima try it tho
Maybe mw3 too
@rich yacht I want a game I’ve never heard of
Gs
GTA 4
Looks kinda boring ngl
…
Not Cod, everything but Cod, i rather play Barbie wonderland 37 than playing Cod
@lost river
What do you think I should try
Titanfall 2
I’d rather play a game with fast movement
Play My lil pony, I heard every cod sweat comes from that game
chess
Tetris
With fast vehicles
Oh ok
Starfield tho
Good choice
What else?
I wanna see if dogfighting in 2042 works well
Have yall ever tried driving fury HP games?
That’s an og for me
Final*
Idk what is it called
It’s a car game
Ah
Final drive fury
Damn looking at the pictures
I miss that game
playing against bots in tf2 is like a sort of power fantasy
@solemn vapor you are too late, I've already finished the burger
Fuck I’m at the lobby at the airport

I’m in sweden now 
this took me 5 minutes to upload please dont ignore it
(cant afford home wifi)
can i not get the ultimate shortcut bundle right now? i dont see it in the store, but i think i saw it the other day...
LOL that Ai is just so dumb

i can only hear explosions
sums up TF2
no sorry
i don't think soo but could be
Good morning kings
Morning Randy 😄
Going to DICE Sweden HQ?
Hey guys, new to the server (obviously) and I've wanted to make a BFV cinematic trailer, but I don't have friends that are on PC, and who have BFV installed (shocker). But the community still seems alive, and Reddit wasn't responding unless I put a price tag on it, so I come here. I need two people, please DM me. I'm on PC to clarify.
I know, but I was hoping someone could it just for fun
nobody does anything for fun
What kind of response is that?
well no, just that was a lame response.
how do I contact Mod mail?
send it a message
any of you wanna participate in his BFV cinematic?
Because reading this convo it seems rather idk
I would rather die
I’ve done it before but it’s been awhile and also really depends on the person
like only one or 2 people I would do it with but they kinda finished and not doing it anymore 

it'd actually be so funny if he would contact mod mail to try and get me banned
I won’t do cinematic personally. Game Trailers is enough for me.
but what if he gave you money?
dont those take long time to make?

but he just said people on reddit wanted money LOL
Depends how much we talking
$5
Mmm 🤔 that’s a short film then
$10
We talking a good 5-10min one? Or what?

good
Films for gta v rp, that’s something to make money from.
guy hasn't said how long the film would be
hey 20$ is 20$
20min film is def more than 20min of work
I used to charge 100-150$ per page when I was writing other people's academic papers 
lemme find the email of someone asking me to join their "academic support" company
20 shillings, richest bloke in Essex
this was their rate, 200k vnd is like 7.5 euro
told them to fuck off
also gave me the student's id and password when I hadn't even agreed to write the paper
I could have just log in and self-report the profile for cheating
morons really
Hey thats a lot of (worthless)paper
could be used for heating
harvard student looking for people in Asia to cheat for them btw 
what a prestigious school
LOL noway
Number 2 baby
and here i thought anybody in harvard school are smart people with super high IQ's
i guess not 😄
Of course nothing beats our luvly Oxford
yeah I used to write papers for my friends who were too dumb to pass their diploma when I was finishing my bachelor's and they are filthy rich people so they were okay with me charging over 100$ per page, I thought I would try writing for a "company", realized that their rate was garbage
7$ for 900-word paper lmao
LOL
EVs and hybrids are having trouble in the cold snap
-slowly cranks my combustion engine to life-
-eyebrows-
Eeat it
The weakest point in my car is the battery i think its goin bad.
But my maverick is due to be delivered end of the month
lol just tried to log into that Harvard account, still can, it does say expected graduation date is 2021 so I hope that dumbass is out of Harvard now

I can write a 1000 word essay on something ive never even heard about
when I wrote those papers I had to think how to get passing grades but not do too well so they got caught
basically had to dumb myself down
if you want it done right, pay somebody else to do it
imagine if he is still there 😄

lmao
that would be something 😄
she has a foreign name so most likely affirmative action to pad up the DEI stats for Harvard
yeah
I used to work as a marketing manager for a private uni in Italy, worked with multiple unis in EU and Asia
know all too well
Scholarship revocation 
if that person is still there
but if that person graduated then nothing can come from it
some moron with a harvard degree is now out in the world
OI M8, IS THAT A MOD ON ONLY ONE COPY OF SKYRIM? WHERE'S YOUR MODDIN' LOISANSE!?
↘️ Quoting relationships.bsky.social (@redditships)
Police have seized my wife's laptop after one of her friends discovered and reported my wife's modded version of Skyrim. https://www.reddit.com/r/LegalAdviceUK/comments/1974t9g/comment/khy87dn/
is bfv still alive?
that's fucking insane, there's no way they actually confiscated her laptop because of that
TV licencification of UK
Its happening

nah seriously though they will not "hold onto" her laptop till 2025 unless she cooperates
they probably have illegal content on there and are now trying to weasel their way out
Nah UK is now a licence state
they have a license for furry porn in skyrim now? 

"Drinking Cold one with the lads? Nah mate you need a loisence for that im afraid"
Can’t have shit in the UK
10 quid please

is that real or is it a troll?
Hello guys
It's the UK, doesn't sound too far-fetched.
troll or some dumbass criminal looking for a way out
everything is just too convenient
helloo
but why would a lad report someone for playing a modded game
Police have seized my wife's laptop after one of her friends discovered and reported my wife's modded version of Skyrim. https://www.reddit.com/r/LegalAdviceUK/comments/1974t9g/comment/khy87dn/
recon explain
what the hell is happening in the UK man
explain what
up top
yes
friend who tried to hit on his wife then got rejected, then proceeded to go through her laptop which she brought to the party for Spotify (Bitches don't have phones nowadays), opened up skyrim of all things and saw furry porn and reported it to the police
We conquered 1/3 of the world btw 
some friend, imagine hititng on ur friends wife
no respect imo
id knock him out tbh
there are corrupt cops in the UK xD
it's not real Entice 
Some UK cops actually work with the dealers some of them i know and told me how corrupt the UK police system is lol
yeah me and my wife bring our laptop to a party to use spotify and our friend just so happens to hit on my wife and got rejected because I am so much more manly than him so he logged onto my wife's laptop to play skyrim

lol
it's fucking insane when you summarize the story
Never change England
he's so angry he got rejected he starts to play skyrim and sees the furry porn?
sounds like a skill issue ngl 
hes a knob
LOL
never even was elected

Shit Mayor shit primeminister
Any time topgear sees a pickup truck
"Any time you stop at a red. People would just steal whats in back"
US like "uh... no cause its not just bandits everywhere here."
which top gear?
with jeremy and the squad in ?

go back to US tv
cant tell me a UK tv show is good withouth you even knowing jeremy clarkson
Yea i tried to watch the neew topgear. Really joey isnt the worst part
its not the same
i watched episode and gave up
they did the amazon prime thing
That guy is
that was hilarious
looks like a muppet
As we called him "the yelling guy" in glasses
By comparison even US tophear wasnt bad compared to post-clarkson topgear
well the trio were idiots but made us laugh
Yea US tophear tried too hard to initate late-topgear
Which was antics and challenges nonstop
captain slow, the idiot and who was the small one again
always gets into car crashes
Like original topgear was a group of guys who developed report with each other and the audience over decades.
Its really hard to replicate that
Yes
It always looks like he's wearing a wig.
the small one xD
i know right xDDDDDDDD
i thought i only thought that
I had a colleague who had fabulous hair for like a 60+ year old.
His looked real though.
Ironically, his name was bland af: Bob.
He's a great architect though.
He worked on sports stadium designs.
And raceways.
Hammond destroyed millions in cars and the show kept going
New topgear had like 1 big accident. Show done
I miss that guy. We talked about minimalistic designs.
is the question
Anything can be built with a high enough budget
give me 100billion ill design and get a crew to make a flying aircraft carrier
price made up by some basement dwelling skin traders
only people that would "buy" this are the russian mafia
He's done like 45 years of designs, so it better be.
bro created his own cheering team
Must be nice
Kim the rizzler
@jolly folio
LOL
@jolly folio
Angra's playing starfield
who are you marrying @jolly folio
it'd better be Andreja

Just like everything in life

thats a rare AK blue gem
nobody besides money launderers would pay 1 mil for it tho
there is a saudi prince who owns the number one BLUE AKM Gem
so if ur a saudi prince u can afford such things 😄
it's not an NFT, someone could unbox another identical one tomorrow and the value will drop by half
csgo skin traders are delusional
Markets are irrational though 
Hey it aint my fault that its profitable
yeah LOL
used to be a trader once
You could marry? 
ofc xD
its huge money man
But just how much of a money-maker this game has become for the company should leave your jaw on the floor. Join us as we examine how Valve have reportedly managed to make $54 million every month off of in-game case purchases alone
most of the time they trade skins for skins then put some absurd real money value on the skins "I trade 2 aks for this aug, the aks are 5k each so this aug must be 10k"
not how it works little bro
54$ milion LOL
AUG prices depend on the number pattern
but the most popular will always be AK
I'd say the real value of that ak is around 40k at most
the real nfts
Facts
there's a reason why all the csgo gambling/trading sites are owned by russians lol
pattern 661 for that AK is the best you can possibly get
how much are you willing to pay for it tho?
1 mil?
Looks like a 10 dollar skin

LOL im not into that sorta thing
but there are alot of people who would do anything to get they hands on that AK
fewer than you think
nah if this guy decides to sell that AK he will have buyers lining up to buy it from him

yeah who knows whats gonna happen but he could sell or he could just keep for himself knowing he has the rarest AK blue gem in the game at 661
xD
or he could do that too
There's an employee chat app?
it will be bought by some guy associated with a gambling site 

I knew you're gonna appear and attack me out of nowhere
its a good thing its banned in Belgium and Netherlands
like the vietkongs in the trees
entice is Vietnamese confirm

I gotta stop using that emote
For free 

put it on doks tab
damn, a show and a meal?
And take 40% worth of tip
all wrapped in one

i still find it so bizarre people wanna have a pig as a pet
They're actually very gentle animals ... Until you pick them up.
what that dog doing

very smart too
they are?
LOL no

yeah they are smarter than dogs
usually people keep mini pigs, those that can't grow bigger than a small dog as pet
not that fat as fuck farm pigs
they smell like shit
because they roll in shit
survival food
see when I have a Chihuahua and eat it I’m considered a criminal but when I have a little mini pig and eat it, it’s all fine
we truly live in a society and idk what I was going with this
Do you have an inner monologue? Answer Yes or No
Now to ask you the question do you have one or not 
yes
the british empire was great once we shall make it again!
Only evil people monologue. Like sexy vampires. Or blood witches.

ded
I have dialogue
i was so surprised that some people dont tbh
Driving monologue is truly breathtaking
me is the speaking yes

Counts many points you’ll get if you hit people and the potential charges you’ll get
apparently its more common among ppl who dont have inner monologue to have dyslexia etc
Lucky them
Proof? 
Voice in head
its when you hear yourself speak your own thoughts basically
That's not inner monologue 🤨
Monolouge is hard to describe if not given a form to it
Watch Scrubs 🧑⚕️
as it stands the word has so many meaning
so like now when im reading you guys text yeah?
Need food
same
I just made food
cooking dinner tonight

come here
yeah kind of
give me some
nice
I want nachos
It's cold and raining
best weather
nice but i wont use it on ops
Keep going 
before i die, i want to shoot a gun
😩😩😩
It’s good fun mate
Make a homemade gun 
get thrown in prison and placed under a list
Through the power of 2 pipes and a nail you too can be a gun owner
just don’t tell them 
only to be described as “potentially subversive, homemade firearms found but not yet distributed”
This is certainly interesting looking
Honestly looking at it, surprised it took me so long to see some templar shit like that on a desert eagle
The engravings offer no tactical advantage what so ever
why does it look like it loads from a stripper clip
it gives you 1+ luck
Cali-compliant Deagle
Also
Isn't the deagle israeli designed
I think it’s cut out for an optic? Dunno for sure though
Preeetty sure
lol i forgot the malaysian army has a roayl malay regiment
Never seen a desert eagle with a cut out though
welded-shut mag deagle would be funny as fuck tho
loads from a stripper clip because it's an assault pistol 
yeah the one that fired into a crowd of ch- yeah i shall stop there
become d0k
gal kas is lietuvos ;D
uh
bro speak American
ok ok
i speak british
A crowd of chickens
No speak Chinese
any tips for beginners in battlefiel 2042?
ok
shoot slower
yes, use assault rifles
i wish i could. im a failed chinese person
You saying you can't-onese?
cat with job
i dont know why people post theor stray cats thinking they look good with the standard breed
ive never had a ugly looking cat before they were all persian breeds and maine cooms
I havent really considered an antique pistol or for sure carrying one
Having a 5 pound boat anchor on my hip all day eh
I either want a Calico or a black cat. Black cats are mostly neglected.

Black cats are jerks
naw they are fine
At being jerks
they are cute, that's enough
Cute jerks
Gonna be laughing every single time 
thats disturbing Ill be reporting this to the Mods@for real
hey guys i have bf1 and have been playing it for as while and was wondering if bf V was worth buying? Ik im late asf to it but ive seen its still not dead
Are you PC or console?
PC
What kind of question is that
If yes, then bf5 is for you
doja cat has such a hot voice
how come so many active players then surely it cant be that bad
its bad
Now you can get the taco bell experience via cereal
It's bad. Alot to of the Chinese cheaters spill over into North American servers.

sponsored by uber eats?
i get the xeneomorph experience via toilet
im EU
Same thing
yes
gilburt bro what is ur problem mate u wanna react to my messages with another nerd emoji i am just asking questions bevause i am a noob
no need to be a prick
🤓
im the best little bird pilot of bf4 of all time btw 🤓
he's autistic, don't mind him
And also sad that he always repeat the bf4 clip
never changes things up

🤣🤣🤣
Expect nothing less from LowTierGod
I thought that first hit twisted his neck
I'm a long time low tier God troll

Troll boats
The last part sounded like a certain $50,000 animated commission featuring a certain beatboxer and a fictional demon character
ayo guys
cant join my squad
it says " 1/1 " and then gets cancelled or just keeps loading
anyone knows a thing about it ?
Pianosa 🙂
Well they lost
They lost
Lmao
they never left tho
the same devs that made bf1 made 2042
they left after finishing 2042
I’ll never play 2042
I still play BF 2042 just need the content I’m what I’m looking for they need to add
We will
Go boost this channel it will allow you to post pic and gifs
not that stupid giffff it's like my kryptonite
Embedded failure laugh at this user
I twied: (
Laugh twice
But gifs are my personality, now I have to actually talk?
I got bored and looked at cia documents
Why does the CIA have a document for a tv gaming machine
Same
ah wait, its a patent for ralph baer machine
but why is it on the cia government site
I mean I did watch a documentary on Navy seals yesterday
hello
No
@solemn vapor your alt? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eO5QtY220Do
this is the most dedicated steam profile ever... feel free to name other profiles in case you know of anyone more menace than Nacho_
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@signal pulsar Huh looking I found a similar patent to the tv gaming but ever heard of william T Rusch?
nah
some guy no one seems to mention as the guy responsible for eletronics
for the first tv game machine or something
So wheres 6969 friends

No
why do portal rooms that say full or 2x xp marked as moderate xp?
Marketing
thats weird
Yea life be like that
i guess theres a lot of dummies in the community if they keep doing it, it must work
FREE CANDY
Oh boy free candy
varies game to game
Gamers deserve to be put into mental institutions

Why the French flag
Yea gamers are dummy heads

plane droppings








which battlefield should i start with first?
_ _
2
aw you lucky bastard
I wish DICE would fix the false server counts on the BF4 server browser
wassup
meanwhile i have no chicken wings or fries, so i just started heating up a large plate of meatballs
it's food i guess
i just started battlefield any tips
don't think they can fix it because it's botted by the server host or something like that
is Battlefield 1 good
i just got it and its fun but yea
i dont know anything about battlefield
i play CoD before but its not that fun
If ya like it then it’s good
yes
Thank you
Hip fire with assault class
those look dry
dead server ngl
whattt
na thats the real mcgregor
yeah a tool
gregg's sausage rolls
_ _
waste if time speaking to an idiot xD

I’ll move to Mexico that’s how far south I’ll go to 
You know ecuador right now is a warzone, great to get some money

move to Australia
become lord of war @jolly folio
yeah with them big spiders nope
All we need is a 3D printer 
you are in general channel right now, which is why there's so much gif spam and shit
who the fook is you
lived in australia for a very long time never seen such a thing
@modern sleet you take care of them for me yah
for battlefield stuff there is #battlefield-legacy-titles and #battlefield-2042
easy, I'll get it for cheap

ya rat
Sell to the highest bidder
hear me out
ghost guns are profitable yeah
Try to get CIA involvement
really great money there
Xeneo and I will be working together of course but we act like we’re different dealers and make profit
wanna team up? give me your address 


xenoeo is CIA
Ya rat
So I've heard 
Khabib Nurmagomedov the goat McGregor SUCKS
get knocked
khabib left too early tho
be coming for you @upbeat mirage

for all his faults mcgregor had the more succesful career money wise i reckon
he should of went for 30-0
Too Good
good movie
nice movie
Fantastic movie
The CIA loves them drug money ||to use to attempt mind control under there 2nd MK-ULTRA study, MK-ULTRA 2 electric boogaloo||
Elite movie
Khabib should go fight Jon Jones
u like those kinda movies joker?
CIA did use alot of cocaine money xD
that scene where he shoots the kid was truly something
War movies yes
and a bunch of illegal substances
I love the part
xD
oh shit i gotta change my name i just remembered Conor made fun of Jesus Christ
yeah xD

!!Lmao when
dont lie you like to watch cat woman
lmao Dutch
He said he would Beat jesus in the Octagon
ima change my user name dawg
ngl it would be an interesting match
No not that!!! Anything but that haha
It would be
@signal pulsar
Goofy Guys
Its good but no longer interested
dang we got a way to go
I have to read now 0/10
s6 is too much for me, like too many changes
Weak boy
I might just stop watching
you still not 100 yet?
on the battlepass?
Nope
got that on the 2nd week xD
youve got 3 weeks additional time now anyways
Embedded failure laugh at this user
true
!!lmao
lmao Dutch
127 days

if thats jon leave him down there

he cut his limb off didnt he?
yupper
Had too
also drank his own blood to survive
superhuman that guy was
still a terrible way to die
really?
yeah
Drinking blood yeah nah
fecker lost his right arm
never knew that part

normal people would just pass out and die lol
that guy ate his own arm and lived
pretty nut
nah they sent a team to go get it
Smh
I would accept fate
and be like kl kill me
im done
Fecker should’ve taken it with him instead of letting others get it
losing a limb when robotic replacements are still primitive is just scary man
I would also accept
now hear me out
I mean accept death
Be on a motorcycle and crash into some spiked fence things and get your dick cut off 
yeah, I don't want to live missing any limb
saw a video of it and was like 
I know death
🧑🦽☄️
I could do without a leg or two
How about foot
if i lost my genitals
same
skill issue
yeah no wheres that shooting range ill be the target lol
Just get a biconical dick 
nah
I’d shoot you 🥰🥰🥰
you can get replacement for that no need to die
hear me out it’s custom made
ill smoke all the hardest drugs and kill my self xD
You can pimp it out
Robocopck
nah
Pure leather exterior ribbed idk add nitro on it
will kill my self getting high xD
you can join me
not like that
install a heater/ac on it too







