general

[pearl field]

you think i should run keyboard and mouse?

[brazen crystal]

just play the game have fun, define what "good" means to you?

[verbal belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/forza-horizon5-mercedes-amg-one-hypercars-hypercar-driving-fast-gif-23691267

[keen hatch]

Mastering FPS games is mostly just good habits, setting controls for consistent sensitivity etc. and learning the game. If you are completely new https://www.ea.com/games/battlefield/battlefield-2042/tips-and-tricks is a good start

[pearl field]

good means: being able to play properly, i.e get some kills an just have fun as a whole

[nimble bison]

play the game

[pearl field]

ok

thanks

[nimble bison]

theres no 10 easy steps to get good

[sour void]

Making vehicle players angry is fun so that's what i mainly do

[keen hatch]

Also, don't fall into the trap of only doing 1 thing. Keep doing all the things, helis, planes, tanks, fps etc.

[pearl field]

i thought battlefield learning curve is simillar to COD's

okay okay...

[distant wagon]

you want to know how to be the best from the best?

[nimble bison]

cod gives you permanent training wheels

[distant wagon]

1. it is e as to be the best. i am better than most with less play time So my best advice would be to be the best

2. do not loisten to arc. hes bad

[nimble bison]

cope

[vague needle]

To be the best , one must slay the dragon, and remove the sword from the stone

[distant wagon]

there r no dragons in real life this guy stupid

[sour void]

Just be the best, it's not that hard

[brazen crystal]

https://tenor.com/view/kekwtf-gif-18599263

[vague needle]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-glasses-push-nerd-gif-4899021

Actually the dragon is a metaphor

[pearl field]

well i will try my best

thanks

[vague needle]

You're welcome

[sterile flicker]

Omg iron man , 😼

Jarvis hit the griddy 😈

[jolly folio]

Forza has vehicles and battlefield has vehicles

[sterile flicker]

Basically the same game

[jolly folio]

that’s what I’m saying

[proven compass]

AC-130 in Forza when ?

[sterile flicker]

Next update 😼

My dad's uncle's dog works for Xbox

So I got the plug

[jolly folio]

How else do you think I mastered the art of kamikaze

[proven compass]

It's on the table (every PayDay3 players are gonna get that reference)

[sterile flicker]

I played payday 3 for a long time, then I ditched it whence it got boring

Payday be like "no one cared who I was till I put on the mask"

[sterile flicker]

My grampa mentioned something Abt that

[distant wagon]

call of duty is harder than tabblefield

[sterile flicker]

Battlefield needs a Nicki Minaj skin then it'll be as good

[proven compass]

Game has a lot of potential but it has been wasted by their arrogance and their lack of commitment

[distant wagon]

fortnite has all

[sterile flicker]

Fr

[proven compass]

I mean : it's on the table

[sterile flicker]

Peter Griffin 🤤

[distant wagon]

big bird vs little bird in bf4

[proven compass]

https://tenor.com/view/kurt-angle-thousand-yard-stare-stare-tiktok-wtf-gif-12206044702998985154

[sterile flicker]

Mongus 🐒

[sour void]

amongus

[proven compass]

Sussy backa

[sour void]

[sterile flicker]

Red Vented

[jolly folio]

https://youtu.be/sg0SmgoSMg4?si=tq3XojyLFegcEY7S

Enjoy

[sour void]

i dont watch star trek

[sterile flicker]

Fr

[jolly folio]

Tate did once state Star Wars makes you poor

[sterile flicker]

Avg Tate claim

[proven compass]

WTF ?

Is Tate stupid ?

Of fucking course he's

[jolly folio]

i can remember his tweets about hating Star Wars

[proven compass]

But I mean

Still WTF ?

[sterile flicker]

We don't use those words

He's just spec

Special

[jolly folio]

https://twitter.com/cobratate/status/1654415245308297222?s=46&t=13FJQE00DMEwSCeE2XPrLw

[proven compass]

I guess it's more masculine and viril to traffic young girls and force them to prostitute bro

What a fucking dick lol

[sterile flicker]

Ong, who doesn't

[jolly folio]

about that

[proven compass]

He's a freaking dumbass

[sterile flicker]

Never been proven cuh

[jolly folio]

In one of his tweet on his Star Wars thread he mentioned teaching girls with question clothing about how to play chess

[sterile flicker]

I don't like Tate but I believe in innocent till proven guilty

[proven compass]

I mean he had already been arrested before the most recent news, it was like in 2021 I think, for the exact same motives

[distant wagon]

if you think tate is more stupid than crab lad then ohh boy youre in for a surprise

[sterile flicker]

Being arrested means legit nothing

[proven compass]

Idk if he can play chess lol, I don't see such a dude playing chess ngl

[sterile flicker]

Until you are charged you are considered innocent

And then you have to be convicted

For it to mean anything

[proven compass]

Well it kinda does lol, except in some cases where people get mistakenly arrested which happens sometimes, but you rarely get arrested 2 or 3 times for the same thing imo

[proven compass]

You mean I'm more stupid Gilbert ? 🥲

[sterile flicker]

Just remember Romania is hella corrupt

So they can have anyone arrested for any reason

[buoyant jolt]

The servers are failing????

[proven compass]

That's usually in the most corrupted countries than you find the biggest human trafficking "businesses", right before the war in Ukraine and before NATO gives guns and material to help Ukraine in its war, some journalists described it as one of the most important place for human trafficking in Europe

[sterile flicker]

They held onto that from their Soviet past

[proven compass]

Idk they're always lol

[buoyant jolt]

5 games taking me out

[proven compass]

No matter where they held that from, thing is this country is corrupted af and they used to sell people like a merchandises before war

[proven compass]

Maybe you got banned dude

[sterile flicker]

Yuh, that seems to be the future certain groups want

Cough cough socialists

[proven compass]

I don't want people to get sold like fucking objects so some rich fucking pigs committ horrible things to them

[buoyant jolt]

No im playing xbox

[sterile flicker]

Well there isn't anything you can do

[proven compass]

Well maybe it's just servers being bugged as usual

[buoyant jolt]

If no one reports failures it must be my internet

[proven compass]

Kinda, you can vote for gthe ones you think are gonna protect people the most, or join the police to directly fight this type of mfs

[sterile flicker]

That's why I joined the military

[buoyant jolt]

I thought it was a global failure

[proven compass]

I hope you're doing well then

[sterile flicker]

I am

I came from Ireland to the us

[proven compass]

You're Irish ?

[sterile flicker]

Yuppers

[proven compass]

Like born in Ireland ?

[sterile flicker]

Yes

[proven compass]

Good to see another European mate

[sterile flicker]

😸

They have a unit that's known for being majority Irish

So that's where they threw me

[proven compass]

I mean that's a country that built with immigration, not surprised some national groups committed together

Lol

At least you're with people who knew the same country as you did

[sterile flicker]

Yuh

Yeah, Ireland is full of political strife rn

At least here I can have my say

[proven compass]

Yeah your country seems a little bit in disorder tbh lol

[sterile flicker]

I couldn't vote in Ireland, because I was a prisoner

😾

Not fun I'll tell yous

[sour void]

skill issue

[proven compass]

Why were you a prisoner though ?

[buoyant jolt]

What latency do they play with?

[sour void]

who is they

[buoyant jolt]

53ms its my latency

[proven compass]

9ms is mine 😎

Sorry to say it

But

[sour void]

i usually have 12ms

[proven compass]

We're not the same

Joking of course

[sour void]

cant type, need a nap

[proven compass]

I got 3 less than you 🤪

[buoyant jolt]

That's why they kill me first

[jolly folio]

I have about _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

[vague needle]

I can't see it

[nimble bison]

open your eyes

[jolly folio]

exactly

Even with my poor eye sight I can still see

[vague needle]

https://tenor.com/view/jake-peralta-squinting-read-trying-to-read-brooklyn-nine-nine-gif-13387080

[solemn vapor]

[winged inlet]

I wanted to make hash browns but I got tired of grating the potatoes so I made gnocchi instead

[modern sleet]

I made some for home

I took a bite and gagged 😺

[distant wagon]

Your mom seabas Your mom...

[modern sleet]

Idk how tf they brown the inside/make it crunchy

[distant wagon]

you used $5 worth of ingredients to make hashbrowns that taste like shit when you coulve bought them from mcdonalds with more quantity

[warped fractal]

I want to sleep but a front of a van meant for carpet cleaning is right outside my gate as its for the upstair neighbors

[distant wagon]

Please stop forcing yourself into to this conversation

[devout leaf]

imagine flying through thick fog without radar with only a compass to direct us xD

[modern sleet]

it’s like .25 for a potato and oil 💀💀💀

[distant wagon]

+$4.75 for the time and effort

[warped fractal]

what game is this?

[distant wagon]

@warped fractal
where did girlie go @still turret

[modern sleet]

gilburt do you cook?

it takes like 5 mins to make a hash brown 😭

[devout leaf]

Stormworks 🙂

[distant wagon]

a dollar for each minute

[distant wagon]

• cleaning the air fryer after wards?

[winged inlet]

he's not allowed to touch the kitchen

still wet behind his ears

[devout leaf]

doesnt take 5mins to make one frozen and premade yeah xDDDD

[modern sleet]

AIR FRYER????

[distant wagon]

and youre not allowed to touch a school

[modern sleet]

[distant wagon]

lol seabas gets frozen food and doesnt own an air fryer

[devout leaf]

@warped fractal https://store.steampowered.com/app/573090/Stormworks_Build_and_Rescue/

Steam

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[modern sleet]

must be a slow cooker then huh

anywho everyone else says it’s good

texture </3

[winged inlet]

@warped fractal I blame you for bringing this...creature to this server

[modern sleet]

real

[devout leaf]

who me

nooo

[winged inlet]

no not you

[devout leaf]

dont hate me

oh okay xD

[winged inlet]

I was talking about giltwat

[devout leaf]

oh i blocked him time ago xD

3 people so far i blocked on here lol

[winged inlet]

absolute bellend, I haven't seen that much stupidity coming off of one person before

[devout leaf]

xDDDDDDDD

why do you think i stopped wasting my energy on a dicklit

@warped fractal if you do get it dont buy the industrial or space dlc just get search and destroy the others are a waste of money and absolutely garbage

have another friend who will play with us look at this map

its massive with real weather physics and changes day by day

all player creations you create your own but requires a lot of patience, coder electrician etc

[distant wagon]

So do you really not own a airfryer a portable heater and a bidet in 2023? @modern sleet

[modern sleet]

no

airfryer got a lot of carcinogens

and like the weird ones too

i say as i eat smoked meats 💀

[warped fractal]

ah, I bought the game way earlier from a friend

[warped fractal]

Why blame me

blame @still turret/malbert, for bringing himself here

[devout leaf]

oh nice

well let me know if you would like to join us

we are playing career

[distant wagon]

ni ordered pizza hut 🙏

[devout leaf]

so glad i blocked a knob head

[distant wagon]

please deliver faster @warped fractal

[rocky copper]

@slim grove

[devout leaf]

that black catt oof

[rocky copper]

I keep sneezing and coughing

[devout leaf]

https://tenor.com/view/tea-drop-lemon-gif-11604254

[devout leaf]

all you need

[slim grove]

i started mewing in Year 6 and my jaw is impeccable

when i'm 40 i'll be comparable to Brad Pitt

[winged inlet]

is that pushing your jaw out or sucking it in?

[devout leaf]

dont push it too far

[winged inlet]

no do it, make a trough

store some water of a dry month

[devout leaf]

i meant dont push it toor far looking like brad pitt lol

[winged inlet]

https://tenor.com/view/chad-kumala-la-jawline-bro-hot-gif-25727147

[slim grove]

nah, it's genetics guys

it's over for you

[strange creek]

where i can report a player

[devout leaf]

my jaw line is okay for me

[devout leaf]

cheating

?

[strange creek]

yes

[devout leaf]

EA

[winged inlet]

!!support

[glossy linden]

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[strange creek]

it doesnt work

i saw aaassda last year

and now he is back

[devout leaf]

no idea

[strange creek]

ok 😦

[devout leaf]

play 2042 less cheaters on there

or hardly any

[winged inlet]

yeah with the new AC there's barely any

[strange creek]

I can`t buy it in Russia

[sour void]

skill issue

[strange creek]

fr

[rocky copper]

My favourite game is gears of war (2006)

[sleek raft]

Aloha lads! Battlefield 1 noob here, just bought it one and a half month ago.

[devout leaf]

my favourite game was Scarface xD

[rocky copper]

Ps2?

[ocean fox]

Was watching this video bro cried soooo hard I love this video game truly...

[rocky copper]

Who cried so hard

[ocean fox]

https://youtu.be/yESFCvLxLvM?feature=shared

Me

[rocky copper]

When AC games were masterpieces

[shell token]

Hey does anyone want to do the eidolon special assignment in bf5?

[rocky copper]

Go play Hell let loose instead

[shell token]

I like bf5 tho

[ocean fox]

Man maybe they didn't have tears technology but that death scene still makes me cry, I think it's the dialogue and music that works soooo well in that scene

[rocky copper]

Have you played ac black flag?

[ocean fox]

Yes I know everyone loves it

[rocky copper]

The ending is so beautiful. The song and that woman’s voice

[ocean fox]

I am not the biggest fan of black flag tbh with you

[rocky copper]

I was pleasantly surprised by it

[ocean fox]

But I loved killing giant fishes

It reminded me re4 lake mission

[sour void]

aka whales

[ocean fox]

I forgot bro can you share it please now I am curious

[devout leaf]

yesh xD

[rocky copper]

https://youtu.be/Y2RQ8YkqeEU?si=QVTZqcTiDrPht0jV

[ocean fox]

Yes now I remember

Definitely beautiful

Thanks man

[ocean fox]

https://youtu.be/bwjh4UQ2Wwc?feature=shared

[quasi thicket]

frik, I spilled a drink on my surge protector

.... I was gonna open it up to dry it out and all that but it has like security screws... it's like they dont trust anyone

[verbal belfry]

now what?

[quasi thicket]

guess I just won't have a tv for a bit

I'd buy a new one but it's cold af outside

[verbal belfry]

😦 😦 😦

RIP

[lilac forge]

https://tenor.com/view/my-honest-reaction-my-honest-reaction-gif-25652576

[lilac forge]

https://tenor.com/view/byuntear-incrives-meme-meme-react-gif-25029710

[acoustic star]

Noscoped1432

[lilac forge]

island man?

[verbal belfry]

yes the best Island in the world 😄

[winged inlet]

https://tenor.com/view/islandboi-islandboy-gif-23570827

[verbal belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/chill-zen-buddha-omm-spongebob-squarepants-gif-16137769

[verbal belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/snow-gif-24691962

[slim fiber]

That's a style... I guess

[runic furnace]

anyone know anyone whos kind enough to join an empty server and let me kill them for an assignment?

really cba for 40 incindiary or rifle nade kills

[winged inlet]

those are the Island Boyz

[verbal belfry]

bunch of clowns

cant believe anyone watches them

[winged inlet]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MekiBNW142Y&list=RDMekiBNW142Y&start_radio=1

[distant wagon]

shes not hot at all

[modern sleet]

skibidi toilet is the page of where zoomers have become boomers

[keen hatch]

Nobody on this Discord wants to know who doesn't find others to be hot.

[lilac forge]

https://tenor.com/view/creep-gif-3329696848541219298

[distant wagon]

grow up skibidi toilet is so mid 2023

[waxen chasm]

@signal pulsar Looks like your Bills game got delayed because of the snowy weather and the snow covering the stadium will be extra thick

[verbal belfry]

cmon its bills its a life saver for them 😄

[devout leaf]

it @warped fractal fault for this donkey to be here

[lilac forge]

i got ghost pinged

[winged inlet]

https://tenor.com/view/who-pinged-me-ping-discord-up-opening-door-gif-20065356

[devout leaf]

your best friend gilburt xD

https://tenor.com/view/happy-thanksgiving-happy-couple-in-love-love-gif-15553235

[winged inlet]

I blocked the little twat

[devout leaf]

xD

literally opened discord and see this xD

[smoky root]

SMLE Mk3 Marksman

[distant wagon]

why is bro in the bank of america discord

[lilac forge]

after match go to scoreboard and click on his name and u will se option profile than u can report it

[devout leaf]

mouth watering

that bacon

[signal pulsar]

Yeah I just saw

[winged inlet]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=St8gtZcnPA8

canadian baked beans

[distant wagon]

so many blocked messages

blocked messages r annoying because cats and recon talk here a lot all day

[keen brook]

https://tenor.com/view/masterchef-fox-grahamelliott-swimwear-speedo-gif-3435135

Just bought the game looking for some homies to game (I like long walks on the beach)

[sour void]

bought what game

[digital schooner]

!!lfg

[glossy linden]

ℹ Looking for Players to play with?
Head over to the Looking For Games channel category.
Please remember to state your region when looking for players to play with!
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[worldly basin]

are the bf1 servers down?

cant seem to go online

[digital schooner]

Oh you didn’t hear? They are shutting down the servers for a week

[worldly basin]

hahaha, not funny

[signal pulsar]

lol

[modern sleet]

na

besides theyre community ran so, no central

[sterile flicker]

Has anyone ever wondered why you get up each day?

[digital schooner]

Cause i have shit to do

[sterile flicker]

For some people getting up is the hardest part of the day 😔

[modern sleet]

[digital schooner]

Perhaps invest in one of those beds that literally throw you off them then

[sterile flicker]

Id just lay on the floor

[winged inlet]

just sleep standing up

[sour void]

or skip sleep

[rich yacht]

Hi

[rich yacht]

sleep hanging upside down from the ceiling like a bat

[lilac forge]

Then you will wake up dead.

[patent quail]

set an alarm on your phone and keep as far away from your bed as possible

There's an app where it forces you to complete a hard maths equation to turn off the alarm

I used that app and it was very effective at getting me up

And if you somehow still feel like going to sleep, keep a traditional alarm clock in your bathroom

[rich yacht]

Can't wake up dead if you can't figure out how to realistically hang upside down from the ceiling

[lilac forge]

That's a hard one

[rich yacht]

You know what else is long and hard?

The process of falling asleep when it's not your usual time

[rocky copper]

Microsoft never got back to me

What the fuck

[rich yacht]

Sorry to hear that

[rocky copper]

Time to chat to them again

[signal pulsar]

No

[sour void]

what did microsoft do

[winged inlet]

I think people die after like 20 minutes or something

[rich yacht]

Microsoft took the kids

[modern sleet]

th ehell did htey do

[patent quail]

over what?

[rich yacht]

Nutty Putty cave diving incident

[winged inlet]

[rich yacht]

Well, best don't get inverted for long

So don't sleep like a bat because you'll be sleeping forever

[rich yacht]

[rocky copper]

Can’t start a repair order cos I keep getting an error code

Chat support couldn’t create one either so they forwarded my problem to the higher ups

Higher ups never got back to me

[patent quail]

what broke?

[sour void]

[rocky copper]

Lb rb like always

With every single Xbox controller

[patent quail]

you can kind of fix them yourself

[rocky copper]

This is an elite series 2 but it’s the same cheap plastic

[patent quail]

oh elite 2

that makes sense

[rocky copper]

I opened it up today tried to fix it but couldn’t

[patent quail]

those things are built like glass

[rich yacht]

Surgeon simulator

[patent quail]

They really are not designed to last for more than a year

[modern sleet]

nothing youtube and a screw driver cant fix

[rocky copper]

Cost me £180

Daylight robbery

[modern sleet]

LMAO

i mean

[rocky copper]

But I need it

[modern sleet]

damn

[patent quail]

[rocky copper]

I need the buttons at the back and the thing that makes the triggers shorter

[patent quail]

I can find them for like £120 these days

[wet heart]

You need to wait faster

[warped fractal]

Stop blaming me for bringing the troll, blame the troll for bringing himself here

[modern sleet]

bros controller is worth half my set up 😭

[warped fractal]

[rocky copper]

Halo infinite edition

[patent quail]

oh

[modern sleet]

so whats the short button in th eback thingy

[patent quail]

Don't be forgiving with support, halo infinite elites are worth loads on ebay, they should replace it for you

[wet heart]

Yall ever played Splinter Cell yo

[patent quail]

it's under warranty right?

[rocky copper]

Not anymore

[modern sleet]

how come

[rocky copper]

When it was under warranty I had to send it back 3 times cos 3 times it wasn’t working

It’s now over 2 years old

[modern sleet]

😭

[patent quail]

I really don't get why they're built so badly

[rocky copper]

If you go online everyone has similar issues with the Xbox controllers

[patent quail]

meanwhile normal xbox controllers can go through hell and still work just fine

[rocky copper]

Ps controller has much better build quality

[wet heart]

I have the new Xbox controller. What issues are people talking about?

[modern sleet]

love the xbox controller

[patent quail]

elites, not normal controllers

[modern sleet]

ps4 one felt like a kids toy 😭

[wet heart]

what

[modern sleet]

just the shape and

[wet heart]

PS4 controller was amazing

[modern sleet]

it was ok

[rocky copper]

Btw since it’s out of warranty it costs £76.92 to get it repaired through them

[patent quail]

PS4 one was too small for my hands

[wet heart]

Best controller was PS2 controller

nothing beats that

[modern sleet]

yeah

[winged inlet]

steam controller is the best

no cap

[rocky copper]

Fuck those skinny PlayStation controllers

[patent quail]

They quoted that just now?

[rocky copper]

Xbox 360 got it right

[rocky copper]

No 2 weeks ago or so

[wet heart]

X360 controller was a chunky mf

[patent quail]

[wet heart]

not a fan

[patent quail]

they need to replace it for free, come on

[rocky copper]

Reason why Sony kept copying it

[patent quail]

They cheap out so much with the elites

[rocky copper]

Ps5 controller is more like an Xbox controller now

[rocky copper]

They won’t lmao

Repair costs cost as much as two standard controllers

I might as well buy another elite joy

[patent quail]

They offered me a free replacement for my standard xbox controller that was out of warranty

[wet heart]

I heave heard that the dpad/arrows on the PS5 controller suck because your finger slips off them to the side, onto the gamepad body

[modern sleet]

so whats the thing the elite controller has that the regs dont? :o

[patent quail]

dunno why'd they'd say no to yours, which is notorious for being unreliable

[wet heart]

so its bad for fighter games like brawlhalla

[distant wagon]

dualsense is yhe best controller
dualsense edge is the best profrssional controller

[rich yacht]

sponsored by playstation

[sour void]

guitar hero controller is clearly the best

[distant wagon]

im going to use my ds4 again to see what it was like i think I was better witht he ps4 controller on the little bird than my ps5 controller

[wet heart]

For fighting games, I use the Razer Raion. Nothing beats this gamepad.

[signal pulsar]

https://tenor.com/view/laughing-laughing-monkey-monkey-laughing-teeth-happy-monkey-gif-907735814636178065

[gaunt eagle]

I envy the series x dpad having 8 buttons

[distant wagon]

Well nobody plays fighting games

[patent quail]

adjustible triggers, rear paddles, tunable joysticks and changeable d-pad

[rich yacht]

how bout a fight stick

[patent quail]

And the xbox button is rgb

[wet heart]

Meanwhile me 3000+ hours in Brawlhalla

[sour void]

https://tenor.com/view/dsp-what-dsp-huh-huh-gif-1163490315579888655

[modern sleet]

yall forgetting about the power glove

[patent quail]

Yeah it's amazing for fighting games.

[distant wagon]

bruhhh i dont even have more than 900 hours in my most played game that ive been playing since 2013

[rich yacht]

best controller is the Kinect

[modern sleet]

o

yea no wonder they break more

[wet heart]

still young

[gaunt eagle]

backbuttons need to be a standard

[warped fractal]

reminds me of this scene from idiocracy

[modern sleet]

and what drive up costs?

[patent quail]

If backbuttons were standard then literally no-one would buy the dualsense edge/xbox elites

[rocky copper]

Maybe it’s time to learn to play with a mouse and keyboard

[rich yacht]

https://tenor.com/view/waynes-world-mike-myers-pizza-hut-advertising-ads-gif-21342622

[warped fractal]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1BYFbXJKJ8U

[patent quail]

Though MS is finally letting other companies make wireless controllers.

[warped fractal]

[patent quail]

Turtle beach recently made one and it looks pretty nice

[gaunt eagle]

Well even then, the ds edge only has 2 rather than 4 backbuttons

[patent quail]

https://uk.turtlebeach.com/products/stealth-ultra-controller

[rich yacht]

[patent quail]

it has a display on the controller

[rich yacht]

What does it show

Your bank balance?

[patent quail]

[wet heart]

it has RGB everywhere. Most likely shit

[patent quail]

You can quickly change your presets through the display which is nice

[warped fractal]

I know a controller that defeats both the dualsense vs xbox controller

Steam controller

[modern sleet]

you skipped that its turtle beach

[rocky fern]

overpriced expensive controller that's appealing to gamer aesthetic, nothing new

[patent quail]

I've heard the opposite, that's it's actually really good

[verbal belfry]

@modern sleet

[patent quail]

has hall effect sticks too

[modern sleet]

what

WHAT

[verbal belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/tmnt-donatello-bo-staff-gif-19360140

[patent quail]

you can sync it with your phone too, very cool

[verbal belfry]

RGB is a killer for battery life

[patent quail]

it can be turned off

[signal pulsar]

Needs monkey

[verbal belfry]

but the whole point is the RBG lights for this controller

😄

[rocky fern]

vanity features on a controller nobody will ever use

[patent quail]

but it's cool

[verbal belfry]

100%

are u gonna buy it?

[gaunt eagle]

ds5 be like

[patent quail]

I am planning to, yes

[verbal belfry]

sweet do let us know how it looks and everything 😄

[patent quail]

includes a charging dock and apparantly up to 55 hours of battery

[verbal belfry]

even better

[patent quail]

180 quid though, maybe in the near future

[signal pulsar]

Everything needs monke

[verbal belfry]

yeah turtle beach with they overprice

[signal pulsar]

They don’t have monke

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-conduciendo-gif-24377638

Always monke

[sour void]

https://tenor.com/view/chouette-santa-hat-gif-14143275

[verbal belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/stop-it-get-some-help-just-stop-please-stop-stop-it-meme-gif-26307878

[sour void]

[rocky copper]

https://tenor.com/view/native-tongue-tongue-play-foreplay-gif-5939233

[distant wagon]

dualfarts 4 is the best controller ever Im so much better in the little bird with the ds4 than the dualsense

dualsexs haha

[devout leaf]

Bad boy for roast potatoes

[distant wagon]

hes cooking potatos in a $50 air fryer lol

[patent quail]

Air fryer potatoes hit different

[devout leaf]

placed it on roast

my oven broke 😦

[patent quail]

[rocky copper]

We have the same one

[devout leaf]

yh.. we are a match

[winged inlet]

standard issued British air fryer

[devout leaf]

ninjas are not cheap lol

[winged inlet]

rich country

royal welfare

[verbal belfry]

[winged inlet]

mister sausage-fingers has a lot of money

https://tenor.com/view/royals-royal-family-prince-charles-charles-charles-windsor-gif-23229975

[devout leaf]

absolute c um stain

[signal pulsar]

[verbal belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/prince-of-whales-prince-charles-british-monarchy-monarchy-gif-20671470

[lilac forge]

Hello my ninjas

[devout leaf]

https://tenor.com/view/approved-art-sad-face-decapitated-king-sword-gif-13716555

[signal pulsar]

[verbal belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/fuera-royal-guard-push-out-of-my-way-gif-12221935

[signal pulsar]

!jumbo

[signal pulsar]

He jumbo

[rocky copper]

Huffin n puffin n cuffin

[warped fractal]

Well I now have a heater

from my dad, who never used it

[rocky copper]

What does it matter it never gets cold in la

Mr lalaland

[warped fractal]

It is chilly but I know a person who lived in michigan for years

who can state that california has a different type of cold

[hasty breach]

Well hello

[signal pulsar]

It’s true I’m the heater

[warped fractal]

True, he's staying with me as I burned his home and neighborhood in the ground

[signal pulsar]

Again Xeneo

[wind veldt]

GGGGGGOOOOODDDD MMMMOOOORRRRNNNNIIIIIINNNNNGGGG!!!!!!!!

[sour void]

[signal pulsar]

Xeneo loves burning

[velvet depot]

!jumbo

[signal pulsar]

No jumbo for u

[shut onyx]

[velvet depot]

Oh

[signal pulsar]

!jumbo

[shut onyx]

!jumbo

[velvet depot]

😭

[signal pulsar]

Jumbo for us

[velvet depot]

Why

[shut onyx]

!jumbo

[velvet depot]

!jumbo

😭

[lilac forge]

Battlefield V says origin failed to start but origin isnt required

[winged inlet]

do you have the EA app installed?

[lilac forge]

yeah

[winged inlet]

oof

delete, reinstall

[lilac forge]

i will force close ea in task manager before i reinstall

[shut onyx]

Origin is out dated.

[signal pulsar]

Chicago fire is back on Thursday

[velvet depot]

:/

[verbal belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/time-to-let-go-seth-gecko-dj-cotrona-from-dusk-till-dawn-gif-20093732

[lilac forge]

I have battlefield v on steam so i dont even know why i need ea

[lilac forge]

force closing worked

[signal pulsar]

Sup dog

[winged inlet]

EA app replaces origin

you always need it

[shut onyx]

Steam games still uses the game’s launcher. Idk why.

[signal pulsar]

Ea don’t like me

[shut onyx]

EA/Ubi games from Steam always have 2 launchers open at all time while playing if you close Steam, the game closes, if you close EA/Ubi, the game closes, win win situation

Technically 1 player is 2 active according to the number

[devout leaf]

https://tenor.com/view/tongue-out-tickle-yum-tongue-donkey-gif-22837876

[shut onyx]

Recon’s selfie leaked !!!!

[devout leaf]

Im so handsome

[modern sleet]

is wh

[shut onyx]

Horses is meh 😒

[devout leaf]

wowww

xD

its a donkey lol

[rocky copper]

Couldn’t talk to chat support I got timed out

[shut onyx]

https://tenor.com/view/same-gif-8650053

[devout leaf]

if you cant differ the 2 then man you are a snale xDDD

[shut onyx]

https://tenor.com/view/veeunus-spongebob-spongebob-squarepants-squidward-done-gif-24674884

They are just cousins different breed

[winged inlet]

cod lobby gets ddossed by my own teammates when I'm clutching

these cunts

I'm done for tonight

[shut onyx]

People get mad easily for losing

It’s COD

[winged inlet]

it was 5-5 in snd, I called in a vtol, 3v1, they all went to die then tried to crash the lobby

braindead morons

high elo sucks so much, tons of cheaters, and dipshits who try to reverse-boost because they can't play here

[shut onyx]

They just want a dub to say they clutched for esports

[winged inlet]

thing is it was my team that was crashing the server

they were just fucking around the whole game

[shut onyx]

Oof

It’s COD, just expect the worst.

[winged inlet]

usually I would just quit a lobby like this but I chose not to, stupid on my part

[winged inlet]

ranked is open next week, can't wait to see loads and loads of cheaters there

[shut onyx]

Six9ine, scum gang

[shut onyx]

Welp you have to be lvl 55 plus now. Good change from MW22

[winged inlet]

hmm yeah that would help slow them down a bit after the first ban wave

[shut onyx]

MW22 ranked was unplayable due to the amounts of cheaters that just started the game.

I’m so good, imma make a fresh account and cheat in ranked (MW22)

[winged inlet]

if they don't ban the macro or script users it will just be equally as awful

rewasd is a thing

[shut onyx]

Every 3rd party is awful.

[signal pulsar]

I have tattoos that’s just no

I have tattoos I’ll get more too have 69 tattooed on my head why just just fucking why

[winged inlet]

easier for his relatives to identify his body after a shootout

[signal pulsar]

He’s not wrong

Too identify me if I die look at my tattoos

I have joker green arrow and the flash

Next will be Batman

I’ve booked my tattoos until march lol

[distant wagon]

why dont you book yourself a mom that exist

[signal pulsar]

She does unlike your dad

[rocky copper]

@devout leaf

[devout leaf]

https://tenor.com/view/london-fergie-dance-dancing-singing-gif-11758561

[sour void]

[verbal belfry]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/784726196898103347.webp?size=96&quality=lossless

[winged inlet]

https://tenor.com/view/nft-nfts-burning-money-timmy-turner-yeah-i-invest-in-nfts-gif-23478383

[warped fractal]

TIme to turn this into an NFT

[signal pulsar]

31-14 Houston oh no

[devout leaf]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IuEELsvnW5c

the beat that hits hard

[signal pulsar]

Needs monke

[devout leaf]

need chipanzee

[signal pulsar]

Always needs monke

[sour void]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iv8GW1GaoIc

[signal pulsar]

[warped fractal]

Man I never really heard the doors but my favorite song from them, has to be unknown solider

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6LSCoBk8hgU

[signal pulsar]

It has unknown monke

[warped fractal]

Really, brings home, the idea that your just one in thousands of dead soldiers who die in war

[signal pulsar]

Omg Cleveland fucking suck

37-14

[warped fractal]

Also song was created because of the vietnam war

Many of the songs in that period were protesting that war

Which was the downfall of LBJ

[signal pulsar]

It was made because u burn down LA

[warped fractal]

No, it was you

[signal pulsar]

I don’t live in LA

i will in August

[sour void]

my condolences

you should visit angra

[signal pulsar]

I might see Xeneo if he doesn’t try and kidnap me

Knowing him he will

@warped fractal will u kidnap me

[lilac forge]

Dude was sketchy

[warped fractal]

https://apnews.com/article/peru-aliens-mexico-congress-extraterrestrials-2ab059d55d3d0352e41ad2a4c312d1ed

@winged inlet

well, the aliens are not aliens

[winged inlet]

yeah no shit lmao

[lilac forge]

I saw stuff saying that when they started circulating lol

[winged inlet]

took them a year to conclude this?

[lilac forge]

Little weird doll things

[warped fractal]

Nah, must have took a while because the guy who made it doesn't want anyone to know the truth, that the alien was made by him

[winged inlet]

the leg/femur area is like coyote bone or something

the mexican alien arc was just out of nowhere lol

[signal pulsar]

What to do in LA

[winged inlet]

escape

[warped fractal]

Head to compton

[signal pulsar]

No

I get to LA at 1.20pm lol

[warped fractal]

wasn't this movie a sequel after he escaped new york

[winged inlet]

yeah

the US was so bad he had to keep escaping

[lilac forge]

[warped fractal]

Nah he just kept going to jail

[signal pulsar]

Joker will help on da plane

[warped fractal]

The US is so bad, that they turned big cities in prisons

[distant wagon]

i am the rissler of this server

[devout leaf]

https://tenor.com/view/alaynakitty-gif-26303579

[warped fractal]

https://tenor.com/view/who-asked-me-trying-to-find-who-asked-spongebob-spunch-bob-gif-22526294

[sour void]

wtf is a rissler

[distant wagon]

this is me@stuyding to prove xeneo is fitz

[devout leaf]

awww you getting back in touch with your homie

so cute

[devout leaf]

mate you are a real idiot

[warped fractal]

Which model

[distant wagon]

3 blocked message above xeneo

[warped fractal]

there is a vertical feeder from rissler

like rissler is a manufacturing company for farm equipment

so which model are you @distant wagon

[sour void]

i only have 1 blocked in this chat usually, peaceful times rn

[warped fractal]

https://esmfarmequipment.com/rissler @distant wagon

[devout leaf]

have 3 dickheads blocked on here

[winged inlet]

name 'em

[sour void]

modmail, zeppelin

whoelse

[winged inlet]

gilturd

is one

that I know

who are the other 2

[devout leaf]

first is xeneos best friend gilt

other 2 changed their names

[warped fractal]

Fiz and aniner

[devout leaf]

one was space fleet

[sour void]

oh that guy

[winged inlet]

ah

[sour void]

[devout leaf]

other is i dont know he changed his name

[winged inlet]

he got jeeted right

[sour void]

dont think so

[warped fractal]

Nah, he got a long mute

[winged inlet]

why is giltwat still not muted

[sour void]

@lilac forge

dont even has the muted role

just the usual cringe bio

[devout leaf]

fiz i havnt muted

as i like to have fun with him

[signal pulsar]

Fuck LA looks pretty

[sour void]

lights = pretty

[warped fractal]

They got rid of it

[sour void]

i wonder why

[distant wagon]

la is so bad

[modern sleet]

yes

:D

[distant wagon]

I was actually born in LA california but lived my entire life in Toronto Ontario but i currently reside in Dallas Texas I hate it here so after I come back from Toronto Ontario Ill go to Baltimore Maryland or Buffalo New York or any where but here

[modern sleet]

dallas 😾

[devout leaf]

Seabas is the only one who hasnt blocked him i guess xD

@winged inlet sort her out xD

[signal pulsar]

Yes

[distant wagon]

zoeyy mama youre a girl?

[devout leaf]

i still cant stop laughing when you called him a bellend xDDDDDDDD

[winged inlet]

he is though

[signal pulsar]

I’m excited to see LA

[sour void]

what do you wanna see

[devout leaf]

i know he is a know twar

[distant wagon]

i have a neanderthal and its fecal matter blocked if you guys are wondering

[signal pulsar]

Venice Beach and Santa Monica pier

[sour void]

sounds good

[signal pulsar]

Last time I was there I barely got to see anything

[verbal belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/suck-meter-red-alert-gif-16618160

[winged inlet]

hey @modern sleet show us Methany

[distant wagon]

I HATE DALLAS and @ripe yew

[sour void]

who is that guy

[verbal belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/father-youre-the-father-fatherhood-gif-18362197

[sour void]

[verbal belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/the-look-dogs-in-glasses-hey-how-you-doin-gif-7825741256078787899

[signal pulsar]

My latest Google search what airline won’t kill me

Probably should have googled that before I paid for everything

I also googled what are the chances I’ll die from flying

Also me can I sue the airline if I die

Ok no more googling

[winged inlet]

There's always a 50:50 chance

[modern sleet]

go british

[devout leaf]

British Airways

the safest liners apart from the Emirates

[signal pulsar]

If I die it’s a skill issue

[devout leaf]

If i die its because im ready for it

just please dont kill me off before gta6 online gets released xD

well all my grandads on both sides passed away at 110

[signal pulsar]

No I’ll be killing u dw ASI

[devout leaf]

dead beat father is fit as a fuck at 75 so is my mother still looking like shes 45

[devout leaf]

lets got

[signal pulsar]

I’ll kill u the day before GTA 6

[devout leaf]

https://tenor.com/view/call-of-duty-haha-itu-semua-bohong-laughing-tongue-out-gif-17676613

[devout leaf]

i wouldnt mind to be honest xD

a fair fight

[signal pulsar]

And yet we are acquaintances no one will know I killed u

[devout leaf]

fists, swords to guns

lets go

[signal pulsar]

[devout leaf]

Myu big brother will step in before you try kill me xD

and hes more dangerous

[signal pulsar]

Mods we are joking don’t ban us

Ban Xeneo

He’s probably going to take to the ghetto part of Los Angeles

[devout leaf]

only mod i respect is carbonic

[signal pulsar]

Simp

[devout leaf]

wan k stain

LA XD ghetto living in sun

come to London in the cold ghetto

[signal pulsar]

N

[devout leaf]

I hate how US wannabe gangsters think london has no guns xD

[onyx pagoda]

What wrong with US wannabe gangsters?

[devout leaf]

London is a huge import on illicit firearms and drugs lol

[signal pulsar]

I’m Australian

[sonic token]

I zee

[devout leaf]

your admin

my fave admin are both of you

[sonic token]

https://tenor.com/view/steve-carell-wow-yay-omg-really-gif-15731645

[devout leaf]

mod to admins are different roles you know

[sonic token]

We equal 😎

[devout leaf]

well you and mozzy i love you both

[wind veldt]

yes sir

[devout leaf]

mods ehh some need a bit of rework but carb is mine

[sour void]

message modmail for feedback

[wind veldt]

nah mozzy sounds cooler

[devout leaf]

i respect them both

[wind veldt]

i do but like............................................the cat kinda got me

[fleet cape]

What is everyone’s experience with co-op and single player? I seem to have a lot more fun with co-op and advanced AI then in PVP.

[wind veldt]

i like it

[devout leaf]

on what game>

[sour void]

what singleplayer

[fleet cape]

Conquest

[devout leaf]

i mean bf?

[wind veldt]

lol

[sour void]

conquest game

[wind veldt]

here we go

[fleet cape]

Me too, I think it’s a blast. I think in PVP I just get my ass kicked way too hard and I’m horrible at the game.

[signal pulsar]

Bring pizza

[fleet cape]

2042

[devout leaf]

yeah but theres so many different bfs on conquest from single player fighting bots to actually playiong online

[wind veldt]

yep!

[wind veldt]

y

[fleet cape]

Are you ok PC?

[signal pulsar]

Because I like pizza

[wind veldt]

i ani't driveing to point cook to deliver u pizz joker

[wind veldt]

nup ps

[signal pulsar]

I don’t know if I should get a gaming pc

[wind veldt]

no

[fleet cape]

We should try and do a game together one time.

[modern sleet]

yeah the upgraded my seat for free :3

[modern sleet]

yes

[wind veldt]

sure man. DM me

[fleet cape]

Is BF3 or the others worth it?

[modern sleet]

mine monero and then buy

[wind veldt]

3 is the goat

[signal pulsar]

Ok

[fleet cape]

Ok, I’ll have to mess around with the others too.

[wind veldt]

get 4

and 1

and 5

[wind veldt]

r u on ps?

[sour void]

https://tenor.com/view/donald-trump-dancing-maga-trump-gif-18842875

[devout leaf]

they like the consumer than ryan airways

absolute twats

[devout leaf]

messing with bots wont get you mastery

[sour void]

https://tenor.com/view/no-shrug-donald-trump-gif-15315386

[devout leaf]

its locked to a certain amount

[sour void]

wrong

[lilac forge]

https://tenor.com/view/trump-gif-20325353

[sour void]

https://tenor.com/view/donald-trump-nod-nodding-head-bang-gif-27026129

[lilac forge]

Trump2024🇺🇸

[sand sleet]

fuck yeah

[sour void]

https://tenor.com/view/trump-2024-gif-25521067

[modern sleet]

is he even able to sway back his party

[lilac forge]

https://tenor.com/view/trump-dancing-maga-trump-donald-trump-trump-rally-gif-19049312

[signal pulsar]

Yea

[devout leaf]

he looked so depressed when in front of judges

he cant be elected into power

[signal pulsar]

I’ve almost chickened out of my tattoo appointment 9 times now

[devout leaf]

why

tattoos are not that bad

[sour void]

https://tenor.com/view/trump-dance-ymca-gif-19059229

[devout leaf]

well depends where you get them

[lilac forge]

Sup

[devout leaf]

yo

[lilac forge]

How we doin

[signal pulsar]

I know I just don’t like needles

[lilac forge]

I just joined here

lfg any good g?

[devout leaf]

dont think about needles like a doctors needle

its nothing like that

[sour void]

is that french adam

[signal pulsar]

I have a tattoo why am I so fucking nervous?

[lilac forge]

is that birb

Affirmative

[devout leaf]

what location are you thinking of getting one?

close to bone aka knees elbows or wrists are the painful ones

or inner thighs oof thats painful

[signal pulsar]

This

[devout leaf]

i would get a vector of it

but i meant where on the body

[signal pulsar]

Back of my forearm

[devout leaf]

We will all die one day a tattoo wont kill you unless you go to some off key tattoist

[sour void]

[devout leaf]

eh so a sleeve eventually

might be painful

just do it

it wont kill you

[signal pulsar]

If I die you can be joker

[devout leaf]

Im fine

xD

you wont die

Im still Recon

[signal pulsar]

No no you’re joker recon now

[sour void]

recon passed away

[signal pulsar]

https://tenor.com/view/keyboard-hyperx-rgb-hyperx-family-hyperx-gaming-gif-17743649

https://tenor.com/view/pay-respects-press-f-call-of-duty-respect-press-x-gif-22309724

[devout leaf]

lets get me back to medic mode

[sour void]

but medic mains are usually cringe

unless they ptfo

[devout leaf]

my name used to be medic

[sonic token]

Clearly photoshopped, my name ain't even red. Check mate

[sour void]

ASI-Medic?

[devout leaf]

oof we so need to play chess

[devout leaf]

yeah

[sour void]

why the change

[devout leaf]

dont play medic no longer

[sour void]

understandable

[devout leaf]

got bored of it

[river thunder]

Become d0k-77

[signal pulsar]

No

[devout leaf]

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[river thunder]

Yes

[devout leaf]

get in

[river thunder]

no pls

[signal pulsar]

He’s joker 2.0

[river thunder]

[signal pulsar]

He’s joker recon

[devout leaf]

im 77 always and always will be

its part of my real name xD

[torpid nimbus]

wsg chat

[fleet cape]

Not worried about that.

[devout leaf]

play a game on some squad vcs <<<

over on the left

[sour void]

i thought you were born in 77

exposed

[devout leaf]

fuck no lol its a science number which is devoloped into my name

im 93 babe

[signal pulsar]

He’s a joker babe

[sonic token]

Glad people born in the 90s are turning 20 this decade

Right!?

RIGHT!?

[devout leaf]

20

[signal pulsar]

https://tenor.com/view/peter-griffin-family-guy-perhaps-maybe-gif-16249623

[devout leaf]

your math is wrong

[sonic token]

please no

Dont say it

[signal pulsar]

I’m 21 and I’m born in ‘02

[sour void]

[devout leaf]

get that online chess on

[sour void]

https://tenor.com/view/sophie-hatter-howls-moving-castle-old-lady-im-getting-old-gif-14099581

[signal pulsar]

I’m not old

[sonic token]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-chess-win-gif-17584376170894933930

[sour void]

ok boomer

[devout leaf]

in my thirties