@modern sleet get the Batman out
#general
devout leaf
signal pulsar
Xeneo doesn’t get any pizza
slow beacon
I have a question
north charm
there is an alien conspiracy theory
Stfu
slow beacon
is punkbuster.com and evenbalance.com
both official sites
for punkbuster anticheat?
warped fractal
signal pulsar
Mods ban the nine-year-old
thick fossil
Crush his skull
signal pulsar
Huh
thick fossil
What the hell did you just say
shrewd furnace
for punkbuster anticheat?
i think you can use evenbalance.com its the same shit
rough harness
the bananas that are supposed to be on every pizza
signal pulsar
No
thick fossil
Bananas dont belong on pizza
rough harness
they do
thick fossil
Pineapple does
signal pulsar
Yes
hasty breach
Joker
signal pulsar
I need Coke
thick fossil
Want to drink it or snort it?
hasty breach
1g for 380
signal pulsar
Drink
thick fossil
Mods don't ban me
signal pulsar
Joker has his drink
thick fossil
Ah, well I finished my new years 2 liter
hasty breach
That’s some bull
signal pulsar
Why not
rough harness
ye it is
thick fossil
They went down a little too fast
signal pulsar
Mine just striped Coke from McCann
thick fossil
And thats scary
rough harness
first thing i ever had in a club was rum and coke
signal pulsar
I don’t drink anymore
thick fossil
It's a bad habit. I drink socially
signal pulsar
Ngl pizza and ice Coke. Pretty good stuff
thick fossil
Soda is good with food cause it's a palate cleanser
signal pulsar
Nah I’m just really fucking thirsty
rough harness
everything goes down easier if u add sugar to it
thick fossil
Unless your just downing sugar grains
signal pulsar
Oh that hit the spot
thick fossil
I did that to wake myself up in basic a couple times. MREs have these little drink powder mixes
Man they go down rough just doing it straight
signal pulsar
Now time to find something to watch
thick fossil
I coughed it up on the inside of my face mask and thought I was coughing blood
rough harness
oof
thick fossil
Because it was fruit punch flavored powder
signal pulsar
I need get apple juice
thick fossil
So all I saw on the inside of my mask was red stains and thought "Oh that don't look good. Oh well."
signal pulsar
Apple juice is elite
rough harness
hm
thick fossil
Apple juice is delicious
signal pulsar
My friend used to bottles of apple juice we would go out drinking
thick fossil
Used to bottles of apple juice?
signal pulsar
No they was new
thick fossil
Drink like regular juice or hard cider?
signal pulsar
Just regular apple juice
thick fossil
I'm confused. So you went out drinking, and you drank apple juice. Or was this like a pregame apple juice bottle?
I'm just asking cause your sentence doesn't make sense in English
shrewd furnace
it was piss
verbal belfry
signal pulsar
Because we wore Broke nursing students we would order a glass of cider drink it and put apple juice all night because it looked exactly the same
thick fossil
Ohhh
signal pulsar
Worked all the time
There’s like 110 People bartenders don’t remember
Who got what drink
twin portal
i cant slide in bf1 and have no reason why
i hit toggle while running and nothign happens
thick fossil
Your soldier has sustained bilateral stress injuries and cannot slide
I suggest medical attention
twin portal
i suggest abusing opiods
thick fossil
Thought about it once.
signal pulsar
You know steroids make sure well you know smaller
lilac forge
Yo does anyone know if ps3 controllers are still being made? Or where i can buy a ps3 controller or like a third party controller for ps3?
hasty breach
Dead as bro low key found them in my old electrical box
lilac forge
Oh shit, u selling them😳
hasty breach
Yeah they’re on Aus eBay
lilac forge
Cause my ps3 contorlerr deadass just stopped working like 4 minuyes ago😭😭😭
lilac forge
Yeah they’re on Aus eBay
Dude dm me uh ur username on ebay or something
hasty breach
Why not upgrade to ps5 broski
lilac forge
Im def finna buy them
lilac forge
Why not upgrade to ps5 broski
Oh i got a ps5💀 i just like my ps3
hasty breach
Im def finna buy them
Yeah broooo I got you I’ll send deets when home
lilac forge
Ight bet, i might buy em tomorrow then tbh
hasty breach
You in Aus!
lilac forge
No😔
hasty breach
wbu?
lilac forge
Murica
lilac forge
Ehh
hasty breach
Dead as took a month to get a letter from my own country
lilac forge
💀
I hate connecting a ps4 controller to my ps3, it doesnt work for all games like saints row 2, u cant fly helicopter cause certain buttons just dont work😭
thick fossil
I would offer mine, but they are old and broken
lilac forge
Literally
thick fossil
And frankly PS3 controllers seem too small after using the newer gens
thick fossil
I have small hands too, but I still prefer the larger ones
rough harness
i wish the ds4 controllers were larger
thick fossil
I understand the need to relive nostalgia on the PS3, honestly I still have my PS2 and stuff, but you know they have older games in newer gens
rough harness
my hands overreach
thick fossil
And yeah not every ps3 game is on new gen unfortunately as a port
lilac forge
I understand the need to relive nostalgia on the PS3, honestly I still have my P...
Yeah but the dont have the games i wanna play like splinter cell choas theory, and ac1 and stuff on PlayStation
thick fossil
I miss SOCOM and GUN
signal pulsar
I miss medal of honour
gaunt eagle
I understand the need to relive nostalgia on the PS3, honestly I still have my P...
Every month playstation adds ps1 and psp games, thanks to that I have tekken 2 and 6 bought on ps4
lilac forge
I wish i still had my ps2
thick fossil
PS2 is fun if not a little dated unfortunately
My TV is too big to play for the best experience
thick fossil
I played COD 3 and the game was stretched beyond the game borders
lilac forge
Damn
warped fractal
What I mean is gta 3 and vc
rockstar games decided to make the game have higher resolution textures
with better lighting
lilac forge
Doesnt xbox also let u play all old games and new gen games on the same console?💀
gaunt eagle
Would prefer them the rdr1 way, better resolution and fps
nothing more
hasty breach
Yo I’m Gen upset
warped fractal
Doesnt xbox also let u play all old games and new gen games on the same console?...
eeh depends
I got an old xbox
hasty breach
We have like 0 Oce players
signal pulsar
I will play GTASA
warped fractal
@signal pulsar which verison
hasty breach
And I’m getting 450 ping on us servers like damn
warped fractal
the OG steam classic or definitive edition
warped fractal
One of them
play the OG classic
lilac forge
Literally all i want for remasters, better graphics, better framerate better resolution etc only, no updated bs to random shut that doesnt need to be “fixed”
warped fractal
the "definitive" is crap
lilac forge
That was meant to be a relply
warped fractal
I do want to mod my xbox more by replacing the drive with a 1tb hdd
thick fossil
Personally I never played MGS as a kid, so playing it on a newer console is a lifesaver
signal pulsar
play the OG classic
U got it boss
warped fractal
I can send you the files @signal pulsar in dm's if you want as it is already downgraded
lilac forge
Personally I never played MGS as a kid, so playing it on a newer console is a li...
Metal gear solid 4 was pretty good, it wqs the only one i had but i loved it
signal pulsar
I can send you the files <@1002397490919788654> in dm's if you want as it is alr...
I think I already have it
warped fractal
ah ok, make sure to downgrade it
thick fossil
MGS4 is one I haven't played
warped fractal
and install silentpatch plus widescreen patch
thick fossil
But want to play it
signal pulsar
Joker will get the definitive edition
warped fractal
maybe skygfx
thick fossil
I didn't mind MGS1, MGS2 was fun
warped fractal
Joker will get the definitive edition
No no no no
thick fossil
Absolutely loved MGS3
lilac forge
Ive always wanted to play mgs3
thick fossil
MGS3 is a fantastic game especially the new version
warped fractal
hell a simpler way is to emulate the original ps2 verison
thick fossil
It's an over the shoulder like 4
signal pulsar
It’s on my list
thick fossil
Survival and stamina mechanics, camouflage, a big variety of gadgets to use, memorable boss fights
The humor is pretty neato
lilac forge
Survival and stamina mechanics, camouflage, a big variety of gadgets to use, mem...
You gotta play the old splinter cell games dude, especially choas theory
signal pulsar
I have a list of games I have to play
lilac forge
Unless you already have
thick fossil
Heard splinter cell was good, but never played it
Plus there's no ports of it on new gens yet
lilac forge
Yeah which fcking SUCKS DUDE
you dont understand how much i want them games on new gen
warped fractal
Survival and stamina mechanics, camouflage, a big variety of gadgets to use, mem...
I got a secret tip on how to kill the end boss in metal gear solid 3 ||Leave him alone and wait for weeks or days, he'll die of old age||
thick fossil
Mhm. Knew about that tip
MGS games are clever like that
The End is personally my favorite boss fight besides The Boss
The idea of slowly and methodically creeping around a large area to get the jump on a sniper is pretty neat
lilac forge
Which game in the metal gear universe is the one where you play as raiden? Ive always wanted to play that game
signal pulsar
Lumbago
thick fossil
That's Metal Gear Rising
But technically you play as Raiden in MGS2
But that's before all his cybernetics
signal pulsar
I got lumbago
thick fossil
Heating pad right behind your waist
MGS3 also has some pretty cool soundtrack pieces
It's got a fucking bond song as it's main theme
It's so cheesy I love it
shrewd furnace
Like on vc1 it says conquest 128
what if you right click on it and select status?
hasty breach
I’m on iPad?
shrewd furnace
at least in my language it says something about "select status" when you right click on the voice channel you are on
thick fossil
And then the ending of MGS3, I won't say if you have never seen it despite its meme status
The ending of MGS3 is pretty good too
shrewd furnace
then perhaps click on the voice channel name and hold it in
lilac forge
Yo whats ur opinion on mgsv? I didnt really like that one too much ngl
shrewd furnace
hmm, unfortunate i havent really tried setting a name myself since im never on voice chats
thick fossil
It was my first MGS game, so I'm slightly biased
lilac forge
Understandable
thick fossil
But I found it to be a fun setpiece with enjoyable combat and mechanics although compared to the other games it does lack a bit of flavor
It doesn't have that old metal gear corniness but it's also trying to be more serious to complete the story of big boss
signal pulsar
thick fossil
The cement his story so to speak
Ultimately MGSV was an enjoyable game though and I liked Kiefer as Big Boss
shrewd furnace
Who knows how to set a sub name??
wait, are you actually on the voice channel?
hasty breach
wait, are you actually on the voice channel?
Not anymore
thick fossil
Hayter is fantastic, but he wouldn't have pulled off an old grizzled soldier like Big Boss in his later age
shrewd furnace
ah, because i noticed you can only set status for the voice chat if you are on it
and perhaps only the "leader" or whatever of the voice chat can set the status?
hasty breach
/status
warped fractal
Ultimately MGSV was an enjoyable game though and I liked Kiefer as Big Boss
What about metal gear survive
signal pulsar
What about a joker game
lilac forge
Metal gear survive is horrible
warped fractal
If buffalo lose tomorrow I’ll cry
Also don't forget
to release tinder
I meant show us your tinder profile
leaden kestrel
leaden kestrel
The Shibooty trials.
river thunder
leaden kestrel
He needs spelling lessons.
EXIBITS
Exhibits.
Eh-zee-bits.
3 seconds later, he spells it right.
Then he mispells it again.
distant wagon
🤓
signal pulsar
Too bad its still up
No
I didn’t agree to this
Fuck I can’t find this photo of me just black the fuck out drunk
signal pulsar
Move to Australia
devout leaf
not my thing
dont like spiders
especially massive ones
ooof a chill down my spine
signal pulsar
Spider cat
signal pulsar
Talk a lot human sacrifice
formal bolt
are you one of those sacrificed people ?
tropic cypress
Uh.
formal bolt
God is actually DOk
so DOk god demand sacrifices in exchange of dc tittles ?
tropic cypress
Uh
kindred geyser
I posted my dog getting stuck on the computer chair (he made it rotate towards the wall) on Reddit, and almost every comment is pointing out things in the background... Gotta love that site.
99% of the comments are things unrelated to my dog even though my dog was the subject of that photo.
haughty mural
Good morning everyone, after a few years I started playing Battlefield again, first I went to BF5, but I couldn't resist and bought Battlefield 2042, I saw that it was rated very poorly on the Xbox Store. But practically the only multiplayer I play is BF. I understand that at the beginning there were some problems that not even the media showed, but I'm really enjoying playing. But let's hope that there is practically no server available and no player either, it ends up being 4x4 and the rest of the bot and boring. I activated it in the settings to play with cross platform. But it appears to be without a player in the same way. Is this player limitation also on PC? Because I don't know exactly how this multi-platform stop works and I went through the tutorial on the EA website but it seems that it only increased a few servers and everything is dead too. I wanted to know about this, because being able to play Noshahr Canals again after 10 years and also being able to play with weapons. It was great to remember the old guys from BF3 and BF bad company. If anyone can give me a review I'd appreciate it, because I'm almost giving up playing, I'm more about getting the achievements and going back to BF5. To wait until the new Battlefield
kindred geyser
Good morning everyone, after a few years I started playing Battlefield again, fi...
Preach. Yeah, 2042 is very enjoyable now that it's a polished product.
You should go back to BFV every once in a while. Extremely underrated title.
signal pulsar
Good morning everyone, after a few years I started playing Battlefield again, fi...
Bro wrote the Bible
visual heron
Good morning everyone, after a few years I started playing Battlefield again, fi...
thanks for the wall, but uhh, crossplay basically works that if you have it enabled in the settings, you also get connected to play with xbox and playstation people (note: not the ones from ps4 or xbox old gen, cause they have a different more condensed version due it isn't able to run what pc etc are playing). bf2042 doesn't really work with a server browser like the previous games, instead it's all done through matchmaking when you go to AOW etc. so you just have to queue up and wait. only portal really works with a server browser and all of those are community run.
kindred geyser
Good morning everyone, after a few years I started playing Battlefield again, fi...
Which region are you playing on?
kindred geyser
Ah
visual heron
and portal isn't really that well supported (read: dice doesn't care about it apart from stripping it apart for guns and shit for all out warfare) and therefore hasn't really had any meaningful updates for the past 2 years. so most people ain't playing it except for the featured modes they do weekly
kindred geyser
Wait... Wasn't the Asian region the cause of the massive surge in players during the start of Season 6?
ocean fox
It went down very quickly sadly
I also bought the game at that time
It was on sale very cheap
kindred geyser
I mean, the Steam playercount is still averaging a lot higher than it did pre-season 6 to this day.
wild cypress
anyone having trouble with MSI rivatuner fps overlay not working after the update ?
kindred geyser
The steam numbers used to be less than 5k on average, and now there are consistently around 20k people online on Steam.
ocean fox
Player count is decent but for some reason game send you in empty lobby many times I don't know why
And many times when I don't like a map and quit to change it the game sends me into the same game
formal bolt
why they don't have option to turn off crossplay in Warzone 2.0 I am sick of those console teammates
digital schooner
shrewd furnace
how do I get regular title in this dc?
you get it automatically by being active
ocean fox
That dog left us man 😭❤️
river thunder
ocean fox
Just got into the game it looks so shit
What which game bro
digital schooner
What which game bro
42
ocean fox
Na wait
livid citrus
It's really stuck
ocean fox
It could be another game
ocean fox
Australia and few other countries man
livid citrus
Continent?
ocean fox
Yeah
ocean fox
It's a region bro
pearl hearth
Hey guys how do i connect my ps4 controller to bf5
ocean fox
Islands
ocean fox
A lot of them
livid citrus
I wanna know
Why is the continent called America
Why isn't Canada annexed by America
ocean fox
Bro
livid citrus
Why are there 2 Americas
And why is it called America ?
If that's the case, shouldn't Asia be called Russia, or China or India ?
I wanna know everything
livid citrus
Battlefield 2042 is so buggy took 5 mins to start being stuck on the screen
livid citrus
Russia, India and china together wow
You are not answering any of my questions
gaunt eagle
Why are there 2 Americas
Why not
ocean fox
You are not answering any of my questions
What
signal pulsar
livid citrus
We are being lied to by everyone
livid citrus
Why do people claim the earth is flat ?
ocean fox
Earth is spherical
livid citrus
I believe Certain someone paid certain someone to spread the words that the earth is flat simple just to reduce the credibility of so called Theorists
ocean fox
A flat earth will be weird
warped fractal
Shouldn't it just be 1 American Continent
Dunno lets ask the earth to combine the south america, and north america plates
ocean fox
It will block ocean
warped fractal
signal pulsar
leaden kestrel
pearl hearth
how do i ocnnect ps4 controler to bf5 steam
leaden kestrel
signal pulsar
leaden kestrel
Joker is like my disobedient apprentice I was forced to have.
signal pulsar
Yes
shrewd furnace
who is Amidala
signal pulsar
I have no idea what you’re on about
leaden kestrel
You mean Padme?
shrewd furnace
isnt that the same person?
signal pulsar
DOk is making nuclear bombs
signal pulsar
I’ve haven’t seen one of them
signal pulsar
Joker has 1 hour until bedtime
signal pulsar
Joker can’t stay up all night
leaden kestrel
You can. It's Sunday.
wind veldt
lol
shut onyx
wtf 😳
signal pulsar
I could but I like sleep
leaden kestrel
Living in the 2020s ain't it.
signal pulsar
Joker needs help
leaden kestrel
You're a nurse. You are the help
leaden kestrel
signal pulsar
I still won’t play it
signal pulsar
My opinion is most games have good and bad it’s down to the person
digital schooner
My opinion is that my opinion is fact
shut onyx
Joker is Monke. Monke is superior.
digital schooner
Because joker usually spend money on KFC and fast food
That lowers the opinion’s value, not increases it
signal pulsar
I should get a monkey tattoo
shut onyx
Do you have a pet monke?
signal pulsar
No
signal pulsar
My first tattoo got covered up
shut onyx
As long it looks good then ye, joker
shut onyx
2042 is so easy
BF2042 reminds me of BF4 but with less features and weapons.
livid citrus
I am not getting butterflies in my stomach fir playing BF 2042
signal pulsar
Joker has a joker tattoo
livid citrus
I do get butterflies whenever I play Battlefield 5
shut onyx
BFV is meh. BF1 is better than BFV. Always will be.
signal pulsar
I get butterflies I eat
digital schooner
I do get butterflies whenever I play Battlefield 5
Oh wait a sec, are you the one i called a loser?
shut onyx
livid citrus
Oh wait a sec, are you the one i called a loser?
No, you couldn't call me a loser cuz I'm always a winner
I love one piece
shut onyx
Fiz got called a loser by bless. That’s hilarious
livid citrus
I wanna marry every woman who watches one piece and make love to them
shut onyx
I feel bad for you.
signal pulsar
Same
livid citrus
I don't
shut onyx
That’s very depressing
livid citrus
No I love myself
signal pulsar
I love joker
livid citrus
I love joker
Thankyou, didn't have to complement me
signal pulsar
Thankyou, didn't have to complement me
shut onyx
Your finna find a homeless girl under cali’s bridges and make love to her. All because she watches one piece
signal pulsar
I just threw up my mouth reading that
livid citrus
Love making is not sex
shut onyx
Fiz, you are a down bad loser.
leaden kestrel
signal pulsar
Equilibrium save me
shut onyx
I want you to succeed in life
livid citrus
Making love is taking the homeless girl out her situation, feed her, provide for her, teach her, educate her and then marry her, settle with her for the rest of your life
leaden kestrel
No.
livid citrus
And play Battlefield 5 on the Weeknd
digital schooner
STDs, cheese, fish and all
Man i was already sold when you said homeless girl, no need to keep going
Ah the pains of having a relevant meme that will get you muted
shut onyx
Fiz, all I gotta say, do better 🫡
signal pulsar
I need some Alan Jackson
livid citrus
Why should I be the one to get muted ? When I'm helping homeless girls
Meanwhile you Gen Z kids are vaping
Indulging in adultry
digital schooner
Pretty sure every generation does that
livid citrus
A black market for vape? Arnt those things sold openly in public ? Why need a black market for that
signal pulsar
Because we wore 16
livid citrus
Uhm?
digital schooner
A black market for vape? Arnt those things sold openly in public ? Why need a bl...
The minors desire the nicotine
livid citrus
How does that affect the situation?
digital schooner
According to my sister sounds like a brother could make a killing selling nicotine to them
shut onyx
Vapes been out for a long time
digital schooner
Not that i would encourage that
livid citrus
Oh wait I forgot, you're all probably living in The West Civilized country
In my country
signal pulsar
My school was extremely dodgy it was not save one bit
shut onyx
We do the same, what’s the difference with age restrictions
winged inlet
seems like a shithole
signal pulsar
My school nurse was literally the worst person ever
livid citrus
My school nurse was literally the worst person ever
I had sex with the school nurse
shut onyx
That’s banned in U.S. you go to jail for that
signal pulsar
I had sex with the school nurse
Kindly fuck off
digital schooner
The entire world isnt US.
Yes it is! Hurrah 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅🦅
winged inlet
this has to be Tunde right
livid citrus
You people be fighting for problems that doesn't even exist in rest of the world.
signal pulsar
The world needs monkey
shut onyx
I’m saying, we have rules set in place in U.S. to go against and make the country in its place.
shut onyx
You people be fighting for problems that doesn't even exist in rest of the world...
Every country does that
livid citrus
Omg I love Battlefield 2042 one piece theme
Everyone's so quiet all of a sudden, I wonder why
digital schooner
Not much to say
livid citrus
There's always something to say
wind veldt
yeah there is always
livid citrus
yeah there is always
Fairly educated in video games
I used to love making YouTube videos too
Playing games being happy
Then I got sent to prison
Life really is weird
leaden kestrel
Prison makes you have a different outlook.
nimble bison
Did you evade taxes or something
winged inlet
he's probably 15
leaden kestrel
He wouldn't be on the internet if he was 15.
livid citrus
Prison makes you have a different outlook.
Prison made me want to marry a homeless woman who watches one piece and
Raise 10 children with her
winged inlet
He wouldn't be on the internet if he was 15.
he watches one piece he's definitely 15
or mentally handicapped
leaden kestrel
The cake is real.
nimble bison
leaden kestrel
I heard that from One Piece fans.
livid citrus
I'm not a one piece fan
livid citrus
No.
leaden kestrel
vapid slate
I just bought Alienware Laptop..🙃
winged inlet
nice
vapid slate
It was 2,200€, a bit out of my pocket but I'll live with it now.
vapid slate
Alienware M17 R5 AMD, GeForce RTX 3070ti
vapid slate
Yup
leaden kestrel
I want a 14" Macbook Pro and Steam Deck. I don't like being tied down to a desktlp.
*desktop
vapid slate
I needed powerful Laptop, welp.. I just got it
leaden kestrel
What made you opt for a gaming laptop instead of a productivity laptop and steam deck?
vapid slate
Gaming
leaden kestrel
livid citrus
I was muted
leaden kestrel
What'd you do?
winged inlet
got my cousin a macbook a few years ago and honestly I still call her a moron to this day
winged inlet
she asked for a mac
leaden kestrel
She was probably disappointed because she meant a big mac from Maccas.
You fool.
vague needle
winged inlet
https://tenor.com/view/mcdo-gif-24443995
remove the white onion and it';s pog
leaden kestrel
Onions are alright. Remove the pickles.
vague needle
It's the patty that does it for me
leaden kestrel
It's the entire burger.
winged inlet
pickles and jalapenos are the best bits
winged inlet
burgers are just boring as fuck without some sourness or spiciness imo
leaden kestrel
True. What burger is sour?
winged inlet
every burger that has ketchup lol
leaden kestrel
Streaming evolved. You don't even get a screen capture of the game.
devout leaf
remove the ketchup
leaden kestrel
Ketchup is alright.
devout leaf
add garlic mayo
leaden kestrel
I like ghost pepper sauce on my burger.
When I make it.
I also put alfalfa sprouts on my burger.
With feta cheese.
I call it the EQ supreme.
leaden kestrel
winged inlet
ketchup is fine for a quick burger, I like chopping up some mini pickles and mix in ketchup and mayo, make an italian pink sauce
devout leaf
not a fan of feta chesse
devout leaf
The alfalfa sprouts neutralize the ghost pepper and the feta cheese adds zest.
i need to goofle what that is
devout leaf
yeah i needed more info
leaden kestrel
Alfalfa sprouts are like the tofu of veggies.
devout leaf
saw it know what it is now
leaden kestrel
Little sprouts.
river thunder
jump on @leaden kestrel
devout leaf
yeah wouldnt add that in either lol
river thunder
aaaa
river thunder
dx
leaden kestrel
aaaa
I love the air fryer.
You don't need any other appliance besides a rice cooker.
devout leaf
I love the air fryer.
we have one but for cooking most dishes no
leaden kestrel
It's good for cooking seasoned chicken with seasoned veggies.
And the rice cooker for rice.
devout leaf
It's good for cooking seasoned chicken with seasoned veggies.
nah i use the pan
leaden kestrel
I could eat that every other day.
leaden kestrel
Pan takes too long.
devout leaf
Pan takes too long.
you need to slow cook it
leaden kestrel
I'm good with olive oil, black pepper, and cayenne pepper.
devout leaf
I'm good with olive oil, black pepper, and cayenne pepper.
bit of salt also
leaden kestrel
Chicken breast.
devout leaf
chicken breast slice it to chunks
leaden kestrel
I need to learn how to make cilantro lime rice to complement it.
Nah. I eat the chicken breast as a whole and just slice it each time I take a bit.
Keeps the juice in.
devout leaf
one way if you have a ninja airfryer
get the chicken breast slice in half not all the way and slap in some mozzrella cheese in between then close it and place the airfryer on bake
at max temp for 18mins
Ideally place partchment paper also easier to clean
winged inlet
don't like chicken breast unless it's an entire chicken I'm cooking
leaden kestrel
It splatters too.
devout leaf
Putting cheese in an air fryer is messy.
parchtment paper baking paper
leaden kestrel
Chicken breast is good all around.
I'm too scared to use parchment paper in an airfryer despite using it in a microwave oven.
devout leaf
I'm too scared to use parchment paper in an airfryer despite using it in a micro...
it wont do nothing
leaden kestrel
I can't see shit in an airfryer, but can with an oven.
devout leaf
do it all the time on messy dishes
leaden kestrel
I need to get those air fryer accessories.
devout leaf
I need to get those air fryer accessories.
no need
for real try baking paper
would save you a lot of mess]
can use foil also
leaden kestrel
Foil scares me even more.
leaden kestrel
I saw a Reddit post of an elderly man berating a an Arby's employee because the elderly man went home to microwave his food wrapped in the foil and it blew up.
He slapped the employee and demanded he get replacement food and money back for his broken microwave.
devout leaf
no microwave has warranty for being an idiot
but no foil and baking paper your good to use in an air frier
leaden kestrel
If I was the employee, I'd backhand him.
devout leaf
If I was the employee, I'd backhand him.
an old man?
leaden kestrel
Nah, he has to earn that respect.
leaden kestrel
Backhand him first and then ask if he wants coffee as he is lying on the floor.
Have it both ways.
leaden kestrel
The microwave was invented in 1945. If he's 80 years old, he'd be born in 1944.
devout leaf
you are angry i would never do that
leaden kestrel
He has no excuse.
devout leaf
still hes fragile
leaden kestrel
That employee was a kid. He's fragile too.
devout leaf
that kid can take it and many more to come in the future
but hitting an elderly man
common
winged inlet
equi is like 18 he's still in his angst phase 
leaden kestrel
devout leaf
resolve it peacefully
leaden kestrel
I speak, youthfully.
devout leaf
like you would hit an elderly man
leaden kestrel
I'd hit an elderly man any age, tbh.
devout leaf
I'd hit an elderly man any age, tbh.
yeah you are not great for society
leaden kestrel
devout leaf
cant resolve it peacefully
devout leaf
end up killing the dude and here is you getting bum rap ed in prison for life
leaden kestrel
You portray prison like it's the movies.
leaden kestrel
That elderly man is not human for hitting a kid.
devout leaf
You portray prison like it's the movies.
ive been to prison xD no i never got ra= ped show them whos boss when you walk in like your not a target
leaden kestrel
leaden kestrel
It's too bad that the actor died. He was my favorite character in the show.
devout leaf
Why tf is bf 2042 so
I was going to get hell up here if you said it was bad
We know its flaws but its great now
devout leaf
It could be so much better but
we know
let me get your online crush on here
@modern sleet
nimble bison
boobs
devout leaf
my groceries are arriving
lazy fuck
livid citrus
I go and buy my groceries
winged inlet
it's snowing outside fuck off
devout leaf
it's snowing outside fuck off <:CursedCat:869694866752405554>
lazy
i go get groceries in a storm
devout leaf
I walk in the storm
livid citrus
For college that I don't even like
devout leaf
I wake up for work at 4.45am
livid citrus
Work ? You're old
devout leaf
leave the house at 5.30 am
devout leaf
Work ? You're old
adults work my friend
livid citrus
Can't relate, I'm an upcoming rapper from the hood
devout leaf
Can't relate, I'm an upcoming rapper from the hood
good for you child
jolly folio
An Asian hood is rather interesting
livid citrus
I got so many ops
devout leaf
sorry for the ping @modern sleet hes too young for you
livid citrus
My trigger finger is itchy
livid citrus
sorry for the ping <@728046646130245752> hes too young for you
No I'm over 18
jolly folio
and when I say interesting not like interesting interesting but like kek the funny kind of interesting
devout leaf
No I'm over 18
child talking
devout leaf
<:leo:760110335687524423> and when I say interesting not like interesting intere...
guy is a kid xDDD
livid citrus
And I'm an international business man
devout leaf
And I'm an international business man
good for you
livid citrus
Rn I'm only working nationally
devout leaf
yep ok
livid citrus
So I am more than enough capable of treating a woman how they deserve to be treated
livid citrus
I do, I just wanted to let you feel that you're old
winged inlet
An Asian hood is rather interesting <:leo:760110335687524423>
that's the entire nation of Philippines
devout leaf
learn how to
jolly folio
that's the entire nation of Philippines <:leo:760110335687524423>
oh that weird place
livid citrus
I am, by asking you guys.
jolly folio
tf is a Philippine anyways
devout leaf
I am, by asking you guys.
TAB
livid citrus
You don't have to be salty just because you have a bad Provident Fund
It doesn't
Work with tab
devout leaf
tab is the defualt key
livid citrus
Oh wait I think I was pressing Cap Lock
devout leaf
You don't have to be salty just because you have a bad Provident Fund
now you are attacking me why?
livid citrus
Lol I was pressing Cap Lock
livid citrus
now you are attacking me why?
I'm not. I'm just trying to be rude
devout leaf
not being salty, if you asked nicely i would of responded
livid citrus
Have*
devout leaf
I'm not. I'm just trying to be rude
rude well you messed with the wrong person then
winged inlet
<:leo:760110335687524423> tf is a Philippine anyways
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rodrigo_Duterte
read about this psycho
livid citrus
I like to mess with wrong and powerful people
devout leaf
I like to mess with wrong and powerful people
get you shutdown in a second kid, but not today as im hanging
jolly folio
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rodrigo_Duterte
read about this psycho
initials DU30
winged inlet
jolly folio
I once had a a Pilipino lad as a coworker
livid citrus
get you shutdown in a second kid, but not today as im hanging
What did I do, I'm just a little girl 🫠
Holy shit riot shield is so op
jolly folio
livid citrus
Lmfao guyvwas shooting at me
Ran out of bullets was reloading
I took out my gun and killed him
Okay
Why is the riot shield so OP
??
Wdym
devout leaf
What did I do, I'm just a little girl 🫠
you are playing with fire
dont anger me or talk shit to me or i will shut you down.
your message i like to start fights with powerful people
devout leaf
Are there any hackers in bf 2042
a few
nimble bison
havent seen any cheaters for awhile in 2042
devout leaf
havent seen any cheaters for awhile in 2042
seen a few
livid citrus
Ahahaha I killed one with nade
dapper orbit
Are there two people to quickly help us in a quest you dont need to do anything we just need to kill you seven times. And we need to guys cause you can only open a server with 4 people. Battlefield V btw
devout leaf
Are there two people to quickly help us in a quest you dont need to do anything ...
go on bfV chat
dapper orbit
Kk
nimble bison
or the bfee discord
devout leaf
or that one ^^^
nimble bison
!!bfee
glossy lindenBOT
egg
nimble bison
ffs
devout leaf
egg xDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
nimble bison
i dunno the command for it
dapper orbit
ok
devout leaf
Riot shield OP
scum bags use the riot shield
livid citrus
Why
devout leaf
needs to be nerfed
tribal crypt
Anyone want to squad up on PlayStation UK or eu?😀
river thunder
DX
rocky copper
livid citrus
💁🏽
devout leaf
the hell is that xD
rocky copper
the hell is that xD
Would you pay nearly half a million £ for it?
rocky copper
60s Le Mans was something else. Wish I was there
devout leaf
prohibtion era love the gatsby life style
rocky copper
Duesenberg?
devout leaf
Duesenberg?
yeah
rocky copper
They all had quite similar coach work tbh
I prefer the lightweight Bugattis of the era
devout leaf
I prefer the lightweight Bugattis of the era
not a fan of bugatti
rocky copper
Duesenbergs are a bit too mafia for me
river thunder
blue chicken
devout leaf
Duesenbergs are a bit too mafia for me
hhaha why i love it
rocky copper
not a fan of bugatti
Which Bugatti are you not a fan of? Original Bugatti or fake Volkswagen Bugatti?
devout leaf
Which Bugatti are you not a fan of? Original Bugatti or fake Volkswagen Bugatti?
all of them
rocky copper
Why
devout leaf
never liked the look of them
Lamborghini are my all time favourites
of speedy cars
rocky copper
devout leaf
Would never get on even if i was a billionaire i just love the look of them
rocky copper
Looks similar to your duesenberg
rocky copper
Bugattis were never cheap
rocky copper
Volkswagen Bentley
devout leaf
Volkswagen Bentley
bentley continental gt
my type of car
has its class
love business cars maybachs all of that
rocky copper
It’s a supped up Volkswagen
rocky copper
Maybachs are just an S class with a different badge
devout leaf
dont say that
rocky copper
dont say that
But it’s true
devout leaf
Maybachs are just an S class with a different badge
yeah true
but they look beautiful
definitely need one of these
matt black
rocky copper
This car is exactly the same as the continental gt just with a different look and badge
devout leaf
This car is exactly the same as the continental gt just with a different look an...
okay thats 4 doors
continental is 2 door
rocky copper
It’s the same car
If you want a proper Bentley from that era also the last proper bentley you got to go with the brooklands
devout leaf
This car is exactly the same as the continental gt just with a different look an...
completely different
rocky copper
devout leaf
hate the rims on it
rocky copper
If you can afford it you can buy new rims xD
Most expensive car in the world at the time was the Bugatti Royale
devout leaf
If you can afford it you can buy new rims xD
if i can afford i wouldnt buy that car xD
devout leaf
Most expensive car in the world at the time was the Bugatti Royale
id buy this one instead
rocky copper
But it’s a Bugatti which you hate
livid citrus
I have a Toyota
livid citrus
Opinions on Toyota
livid citrus
What about Toyota
devout leaf
What about Toyota
supra maybe
livid citrus
Oh I have SUV tho
devout leaf
only suv i want is a military Humvee converted to matt black
livid citrus
The GTA Car
devout leaf
you can buy them though its expensive and loves to eat gas
rocky copper
Yeah the Volkswagen phaeton didn’t just share the same w12 engine with the Bentley conti gt and the flying spur but they also shared the same platform/chassis. The phaeton was made in the same factory as the flying spur.
devout leaf
was looking at getting one but would set me back 30k then repairing. spraying so in total around 80k
livid citrus
I'm more into Bikes tho
devout leaf
Yeah the Volkswagen phaeton didn’t just share the same w12 engine with the Bentl...
😦 over the 2 the gt looks nicer
rocky copper
Hummers consume a lot of fuel
devout leaf
Hummers consume a lot of fuel
not talking about hummers
talking about military classed Humvees
rocky copper
You said you’d want a military humvee
They prob consume even more fuel and look the same
devout leaf
rocky copper
Their range is worse than a city ev
devout leaf
They prob consume even more fuel and look the same
oh no they consume a lottttttt
love the look of it
so military and powerful
though problem is i cant drive on uk roads
rocky copper
Yeah but the military and the normal road version look identical actually
devout leaf
thing is massive
devout leaf
Yeah but the military and the normal road version look identical actually
not really
rocky copper
Yes really