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It was insanely hot
82C
just remembe
r
If a pc gets that hot it is nearing the thermal paste needs to be changed
@verbal belfry can you pay you for the leaf blower

also @verbal belfry be wary of traffic on the freeway
the president is in town, so expect really worse traffic
Lets keep avoiding the politics, I was just discussing that there would be worse traffic in la
yo mamá politics
as entice is in LA right now
ITS NEXTYEAR
Ssshhh no politics
ah you left LA, thought you were in santa monica
i am xD
this weather sucks so ill stay home
even though i wanted to go and play some basketball
apartment
ah, renting or like you own it?
Damn, we should one day meet up, as my family usually goes to santa monica beach when we are going to beaches
its beautiful man
Truly is, love the waves
i hate beaches
yuck sand, plus i'm scared of the sea
O C E A N
ah, sand is truly awful, but any reason why fear of the ocean or too personal question?
dw man go to an archipelago :3
creatures... and deep water
I do not think there is much creatures near the beach
Maybe some crabs
oh there are
So you’re thalassophobic?
and jellyfish
jellyfish
idk what its called
i got stung once
Jellyfish is not that bad, compared to australia
where it can cause a heart attack on a specific beach, only in australia
i just hate beaches and sea
do NOT piss on the stings
i like lakes tho
Look I know a few games that can help someone get over thalassophobia
Only water
Sea of Thieves and Subnautica
i think it was pouring water on the sting I believe
sure, i also have arachnophobia
alcohol actually
ETHANOL????
We do be making Christmas cards
but no, you usually want to use seawater and remove the stinger using any plastic object or else you could cause more venom to release
Grounded will for sure cure that phobia for you

@waxen rover It needs to be strong as hell though, because if it has more water than alcohol, more venom will enter causing more pain
just use handsanitizer
from this article
They talk about later on the bottom, on how to actually remove it
from an expert in medical
But yeah handsantizer would work
idc, im never getting stung by a jellyfish, cause i aint swimming in the sea
Ah, question @waxen rover do you go to the beach to just relax on the sand or just avoid it and stay on a pier or something?
since you have a fear of ocean?
ah ok, also you know on lakes there are fishes inside and there are deep section of lakes
gotta worry about sand worms 😸
ah ok
xeneo show the strap
Swim with orcas
? I got none
guys what shitcoins should I buy 
All of them
good idea, diversify your investment
Fuck, I missed the news again 
R u 60
I haven’t read/seen the news in like a week 
I want to know if there’s going to be a nuke 
good
yes
dont
@verbal belfry what's the funniest shitcoin to go bankrupt on? 
Nice
Any incoming nukes?
Yes
Na you’d get a national notification via phones


Karen coin

is that an actual thing lmao
LOL NO
you never know with these shitcoins that keep coming out
My bed is warm
Show a fluffy monkey
Not my president
Idk who the girl is but seems legit
✨slAYYY ✨ 💅
What's that ?
girly pop ;3
whats that?>
i dont slay
be lazy 😄
to slay, Is to eat and leave no crumbs
im a messy eater so no 😦
😡
Ah look what I got working
effeminate :3

truly illegal
To use this in public property
Maybe off roading
It was moved as I figured out
There was voltage on this side
I mean its true, but you know whose your president?
I dunno
australia does not have a president sorta system
they have instead prime minister
and thats it
Does anyone know if the season 6 Easter egg still works?
Z
Y
A
Full immersion achieved
i don't get what it is you're doing
Wait is that Cyberpunk?
makes sense now
UI gave it away
💅
could spoiler you rn, but i wont
still thinking about getting this as a tattoo
looks like the dogs from resident evil
without the dripping n specs it’d be cool :o
as a tattoo
it's great
i just booted it up too xd i'm still retreading the main game stuff. 2.0 fecked up my main V and left her confused, so i figuredit's better to just start from scratch

He hacked us
how to spot on controller bf1
Taco Bell ads are just PowerPoint presentations with modern music
And it’s for food that’s really not that good
But that’s inherent to Taco Bell
Im amazed you have mex fast food chains. Have to look everywhere to find mex food here
GoblinMode78

Yeah real shame 😦
Just saying
You should be a goblin
They cool
I want to pass the ‘MF’ persona
MF Gonk
MF Goblin
Should pass the playstation rules and still mean ze same
I was thinking MFxSwank
G O N K
I don’t think I’m allowed spaces
MEX??:??:
dont
Swank = dope, kickass
it’s tex mex, but HORRIBLE 💀💀💀
Listen im a filthy european, of it has beans or taco, it seems mexican to us
aaa makes sense
Tijuana Flats is better
well seeing that eat mex food everyday… make refied beans and your own tortillas
i just saw it and the tortillas don’t look cooked 
but it be like that
at least most places get the tortilla chips right :3
Yknow one chain I can’t wrap my head around that’s Tex-Mex is Chili’s
Like yes they have Fajitas, Tortilla Chips, and the obvious name but like
That’s about it
Plus the whole
Hi, Welcome to Chili’s

please
tortillas just needs one store brought ingredients 
unless you dont have salt
or water
...
oh and a cast iron presser
there is nothing i want more than selling my pc to that one guy so i can add 30$ and get 10700 32gb ram and 2060 upgrade

Killer Whales
They are not as smart as whales though
whales have complex languages
When is starwars eclipse releasing its been two years😭
a satisfying headshot
not a fan of the evasive dash tbh, cool ability but seems clunky
works well with a sniper :x
invisibility would be useless
grapple would be okay i guess
Invisibility is so op on there shame they havnt nerfed it yet
its not op lol
I like using the stealth armor on fallout76 to sneak up on noobs and then give em free stuff
Aye stalking people with it is fun
I miss the days on the longshot headshots from bf3/bf4 where you’d have to adjust your range, equip a range finder and aim up a lot higher, this video reminded me of that slightly.
Are we circlejerking the Finals now?
Because I love comparing an arena-based competitive shooter to a combined arms warfare arcade shooter
I am not comparing it with battlefield
Just had to be sure
Yet to see how well xdefient does compared to COD, and no news on xdefient yet
The finals kinda shows people are sick of COD
Largely because it’s new
Lets go baby, now that battlebit has quieted down i’ve been missing the circlejerk
I give the Finals maybe 3-4 months of hype before it falls to a more stable playerbase
Xdefient might come out in December, possibly gonna take over COD on day one
Probably not
Possibly the world
I am disappointed Vince Zampella didn't announce Titanfall 3 nor battlefield 7 at game awards
Maybe Mars too
Titanfall 3 I understand
But BF7 was never on the table
They’re still working on 2042
Aye you’ll have to wait longer
I would wait until next year for any news
When Geoff was talking about Vince's past works and said Titanfall, people became excited
Baited
Battlefield games generally didn't take more than 3 years between each installment, hopefully the next one is gonna be good
Yuck
Who even plays battlefield
Me looking for @malbert
Same
@signal pulsar how long will you think will this last with triple aaa batteries rather than double aa
your asking a man who is very broke
blood pressure monitor
So uh, I have a serious question.
So progress saves are specific to the EA Account instead of the platform account. If I unlink my PSN account and then link it to Steam or something, will my progress carry over still or will everything be erased?
no this wont work, its tied to the original account, unlinking it and relinking it to another wont carry it over
I worded it wrong. I found that out the hard way.
My condolences lad
I meant unlinking my PSN from my EA Account and then linking the same EA Account to steam.
Next time, give it to a whale
So we can frame them
I wonder, if whales are intelligent, is there limitation in developing technology, because no arms
If they grew arms, would they be able to make weapons underwater
It's alright, it's also on my part for miswording it.
probably not to the same extent we do
ngl I feel dead 
True they are limited by water
a bunch of stuff we do can't be done underwater, aquatic animals are hindered by skill issue
should've stayed on land
but could they not, use volcano as electricity
Remember underwater a ton of volcanos
I dunno build stuff
They could use eels as weapons
protect themselves by finding fish that are immune to electricity
Fecker needs thumbs and fingers to grab eel
Yep but what if they grew them
one simple whale, has fins but in the front arms with fingers and thumbs
trex arms
throwing underwater isn't really viable
steroids
food falls as electricity can kill fish
weapons are kinda redundant if they have to be close range, at that point they're better off evolving jaws or claws
humans made spears and shit because they're basically a cheat code for free food
Nah not that
we made it as it is able to penerate the skin
humans can out jog an animal, that how we used to hunt
many things can penetrate the skin, spears are just effective and keep us away from harm
Briish relying on close range weapons
our sweat glands were very important
and our desire of getting rid of most hair on our bodies were to allow sweat to cool us
imagine if humans couldn't throw anything, we'd be outmatched a lot more
and be able to outrun animals
@tropic cobalt True, we made spears to also be able to use counter attacks but majority of time if we missed, we would chase the animal down
and our sweat, made us being able to jog for more miles than prey like deer, who would have to lay down to cool down
we tracked them down anyway they go hand in hand
can't store food
thats the main thing
we can keep up with animals for days and we can throw shit at them without getting in the danger zone
throwing is actually so op
That's how we killed wolly mammoths
we used spears
So we would be strong enough to fight any animal hand to hand combat
na
but majority of time we would not keep up with animals
our advantage is our brain
- working with other people
maybe like, a squirrel
even if others homos worked together, we went towards agriculture to survive while many went extinct as they did not know agriculture
idk man have you SEEN that movie alvin and the chipmunks
shits scary
didn't know they can talk 
Just remember, during the ice age we were not the only homo species
Make a quick protein shake out of them 
I forget what homo means in homo species
na, argicultural revolution was recent, aroun 10-15k years ago
ah Hominidae
Nah more in the past
Nomads, would struggle a bit
yes
Nomads were interesting, a ton of cave arts
and also the fact majority of nomads just hunted deer
or other animals but majority of our prey was deer
Imagine if one of them failed cave art 
I dunno, I think in the cave they usually could not see well
homo means nothing, it's just homo
Hominidae it means
no
fire??!?!
just hear me out there was probably that one fecker who was good and one who was shit enough that he started a war
The cave arts could be made by shamans
Theories on why they made cave arts
😭
They did not see maybe a torch
thats
Dog that cave art is made by me
Time travel is real
Lets ask the infamous chagpt
Also eyes
is it an electrical torch or
dawg what did you think they did
All they knew was fire, made dark become light
Sounds like a fucking skill issue 
We are an alien experiment
I dunno, we really relaxed in the past eating and jogging
and reproducing
na they had a lot of knowledge of plants, animals, tracking, etc
unless you go WAYYYY back before grouping
Yeah but they did not do much writing
yeah?
only cave art
Hey, that's ancient humans
Though if you want a fun fact, when civilization first occured, britains were still in the ice age
Why are the pyramids aligned with constellations?
I dunno ask the ancient egyptians
Because aliens
math
Why do Mexicans hop the border?
people were smart, and the same as today 😭
because basic maths and science have existed for far longer than people realise
just, less information
Because illegal aliens
also, if you want to know a fun fact, stone hedge aligns with the summer and winter solstices
yep, and during winter solstices they just killed a bunch of pigs begging for the sun to return
we know that because, there was a lot of pig bones
lol
yeah ancient people were smart
today's people are stupid and blame everything on aliens
then again, people back then sacrificed each other to the sun

We should like bring that back
at least it had ritual

I think that was majority of time north american tribes
HEY WAIT THOSE ARE MY ANCESTORS
rather than the old world
mesoamerica
Yep that's what I meant
o no yeah, just like sharing info :3
they did not do much in the old world, as in ancient time, they did have some sacriface like Phoenicians(my ancestors) and Carthaginians
they sacrifaced to a god of agriculture
i love that there's descriptive words for almost everything
Though I think the romans did not do much of that
all they did was just invade the rest of the ancient europe
and spread the word of, democracy or just taking over shit for resources, until caesar decided to become a tyrant who after dying left to augustus who then formed the roman empire
Buffalo
I was gonna @ you 
I’ll see u in the ER tonight from your house burning down
ah, but in reality nothing will happen
In this video, we explore a little bit of archaeologist Marc Axéma's and artist Forent Rivère's theory that when a flickering torchlight is passed over cave paintings of animals with multiple limbs or heads, it gives them movement and creates a brief animation.
While we can somewhat see their point ... really, anything illuminated by firelight ...
as it will still give out the same volts as double aa
forgot to send these
Maybe
If your house burns down you can live with me but only if you bring pizza
Pizza for entry
At least it was not the ancient egpytians
W game today
who just drew hieroglyphs and said "Finally our new word language, drawing people and animalsin weird shapes"
Ah, thats it pizza?, will take on that deal
I may of screamed like a little girl when we won
Ok bet bring Hawaiian
If cavemen were weebs
we’d be doomed 
bet
Will you pay for the plane ticket so I could come to australia

look at cuneiform
Nice
We beating the eagles ass rn
6-24
Ancient mesopotamia
Poverty
?
Woaw
Birb.
Why the birb wet
What the birb doing?
scrunkly lil guy :3
his dumbass flew right into the line of fire when i was spraying down his cage and looked away for a second



Dinosaur
Is that an African gray parrot

Juvies @gritty ether ?
It is I looked it up
These parrots are super expensive in the UK
They're expensive af
Yeah

Robbers would get fucked real quick
Literally lifetime guarantee 


You're a raptor.

I remember acting like a velociraptor as a child.
My brother did the same, but as a t-rex.
Good times 🥲
and then as a young teen i watch jurrasic park and terminator 2.
I played with Bionicles when I was a kid
They don't make all the awesome NERFS anymore
What do they call those robots? They are pretty expensive to buy/build
Zoids was good at making itself cool and dumb at the same time
Zoids.
Like the robots were neat but also like had some dumb aspects
That's what it came from.

Last exile did it a little but only for a few like theres a guy named gale, gustavi, godwin (god wind?)
We only had Cartoon Network on cable
@river thunder There's a screen on this knob on this keyboard.
#keybored Surprisingly Good Keyboard + Screen for Under $100 - LK75
This Video is Sponsored by PCBWAY! PCB + CNC + 3D Print and More! https://www.pcbway.com/
So... everywhere you turn, there is a screen on everything... keyboards included. It's like... it's not a keyboard anymore without a screen on it... some are kind of odd and some actual...

True. I haven't used my mechanical keyboard since ants got into it and ate my food crumbs that fell into it.
I should wash the keycaps.
Same, but it makes its way there.
popcorn, chips, fries, sodas (fork), donut n more
:3
i just looked at it rn n theres a bunch of hair 💀
😮
yes
nope
2nd gen
1st gen parent flock havent came in
Is that your workplace?
dragon ball z.


once fed a lorikeet from my hand. it was apples.
@signal pulsar seen the cowboys game tonight?
my house bruh


Your house is a zoo.
it is
Lots of D0ks
he does not like monke.
AHHHHH LIGHT MODE
embed fail 
how do i get it to work?
does anyone still play the commander mode in BF4?
have to get regular role
or boost
or rizz up the mods ;3
What mode is it? I want to play before nobody plays battlefield 4 anymore
Such a good game and doesn’t deserve a reduced play count over the years
Nah
dude he has to wake up at 6 am lmao
We smoked the eagles
Yum
33-13
That’s hot
Now all those mfers who said the cowboys were bad because they had a "soft calander" can stfu
when u join a server you will see somewhere say be a commander
just look for that sparkles
eagles are the best
they are gonna win the bowl
😄
Not even close
49ers and cowboys are both better
Cowgirls
And the AFC has the ravens and dolphins
Even if they did make it to the bowl
They would get smoked
nah
Just like last year
they are super good this year
super good
i mean if u wanna talk about the refs at the stadium look no futher than the bills
We smoked their asses today
I’m happy we won
they be corrupting those refs LOL
The eagles have had the refs meatriding them the whole season
Only game they didn't was the last 49ers game
Eagles are bad
Where can I find the commander game mode?
Big up chiefs
We got the cowgirls next
They lost
Oh wait it is at buffalo
eagles cheats
That might be a problem
Cheifs got they asses beat today
Yeah just wait bro
Where can I find the commander game mode?
R u sure about that
Gonna get overturned
Idfk
Next weeks game being at the bills stadium is gonna suck
It’s going to be loud bills mafia are loud
What is Friday Night Battliefield?
Battlefield on friday
Bills football is like getting a heart attack
Battlefield on Friday
We might lost the next game against the bills
Idk man
If it was at our stadium
We would def beat yall asses
Special events dedicated to Friday
While anyone can play, a fair few people gather on here to play together
You are welcome
What is Friday Night Battliefield?
Bro we fucking already told u
It wasn’t elaborate enough
Go touch grass then
What has you confused?
What is Friday Night Battliefield?
Again we fucking told u
You shut up
Or I’ll send you Elmo
ill take an elmo
I’ll dm u Elmo forever now everyday u will get Elmo
You will not get any Elmo now
im a poor boy no one loves me. - queen.
I tolerate you
please tolerate me
No fuck u
thanks joker.
Your welcome buddy
damn i remember this fight
i thought his whole teeth flew off.
see im not such a bad guy.
clip it
Somehow I manage to live in Australia
joker man it’s ok if you’re vegan
you can just tell us, it’s a safe space :3
I’m not a vegan
somehow i manage to live in australia too.
Omg twins
Ouch
yay Joker found his vegan friend
I only eat KFC
didnt know Australia had one
Because my ex girlfriend works there and she hates me and I make her uncomfortable
For being vegan? 
Joker I gotta break the sad news about that
you gotta be born in america to become president
Hear me out
I’ll make my own Country
We can forge his documents 
there's a small island the came out of the ocean, you can be president there @signal pulsar
Joker land
Even though any person naturalized can be governor, senate or congressman, though @digital schooner can you take back ted cruz, we do not want him anymore
Joker land every bills game is a holiday
My boss already gives me most of the bills games off already
Eh us canadians like to butt in on yankee politics enough already, i’ll let yall sort that out
Done
always forget that your a Canadian
eh
I try to too
2023 and we still follow 1920's law.
Anyway, if something does go wrong, just remember who is your neighbor

Hell I didn’t even know who ran Australia until 3 weeks ago
He flips a coin every election
I draw a monkey when I vote
Seems like a casual Aussie moment 
hes the one vote for Harambe
Let me check what happened in 2016, so the orange man becomes president
I actually wrote this fuck politics return to Monke
wonder what happen to the lad that killed harambe
for now
i mean, what can ya do.
for legal reason I’m not threatening the lad even tho he may or may not deserve it but I jest
pipebomb in the mail
gorilla dies, orange dude becomes president and now we got a president with dementia.
bunch of shit happening in america.
For legal reason I’m jesting and I don’t condone such actions 

Thank u for this information your regular role will be ready in 69-420 Business days
luls.
Would love to eat McDonald’s rn
Do you play Fortnite
No Fortnite only Monke
If Fortnite had buffalo bills I’d play it
just cause i got donatello as a profile pic, it involves fortnite?
why you got a cat?
Cats are cute and im@cute
cats are cute, idk about the other part.
fried butter :3
What is Friday Night Battliefield?
Thanks
like sometimes i have a plant beef whooper from hungry jacks. sometimes i have too much meat all the time. sometimes i through in veggies and salad.
throw.
and hey theres some good vegans who are not all over board.
being vegan is the best
some people online having ago at twitch and some "content" not for kids. im pretty sure that twitch has filters and warnings. just because you see a woman in a bikini doesnt mean they are naked. but everyone is fine with a half naked guy wearing nothing but budgie smugglers.
ive notice on battlefield 2042. i think its liz with her half uniform?
thats your opinion man.
as with carnivores :3
sometimes its a MAD world i tells you. MAD. sometimes.
some say their arthritis, depression, and or chronic illnesses have gone into remission or have completely gone away :3
thats. like. your. opinoin man.
thats your opinion man.
i can’t tell if it’s a meme or real

me fr

:HUHCAT:
we eat both :3
Become D0k
besides, everything is grey
:3

LOL
your opinoin man.
nope.
your opinion.
victory, I think bro is memeing
okay.
yeah. close but right. your opinion man.
just wait til i can meme.
maybe maybe not. its all a opinion.
Entice you are saying that opinoins and choices are wrong?
yeah/nah.
well thats your choice. but we are all allowed to have opinions.













