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#general
jolly folio
rough harness
shrewd furnace
i think that discord should add an image button like they have a gif button
verbal belfry
shrewd furnace
can you use the alternate cursed cat?
verbal belfry
like
modern sleet
send the one from flapjack
shrewd furnace
its nicer though!
rough harness
lol
shrewd furnace
send the one from flapjack
which one is that
quasi thicket
Its funny when people realize cooking is cheaper than buying
Like... yea
My older brother probably spends like 200 per person each week eating out
rough harness
i mean if you dont buy those large quantity sales and only but stuff for one portion it could be more expensive to make ur own than eating out
shrewd furnace
flapjack cat
ok that one is actually quite cursed
quasi thicket
The only thing his wife makes ever is basically hamburger helper and her speeecial dish she makes which is also basically hamburger helper but slightly more home made
There's no way in hell you could spend more to make any pasta than eating out
Like the primary cost would be meat
modern sleet
i mean if you dont buy those large quantity sales and only but stuff for one por...
think egg and bread are cheaper than daily 4 dollar breakfast
quasi thicket
So 4 bucks for a pound of beef, sauce for 2-4 bucks, noodles 1-2, cheese maybe . Then cut it 10 ways or more
quasi thicket
Yea and you wont use all the cheese or seasonings so that divides out over time
rough harness
lol
i bought a ton of stuff for two servings of kebab the other day
and im quite sure it was more than if i had eaten out
with lunch discount
quasi thicket
Did you buy premade kebabs
quasi thicket
Thats not what i mean i mean like raw preseasoned stuff
rough harness
i mean me and my brother eat a ton of food, and some cheap all u can eat buffets are quite cheap
profit
quasi thicket
Youre still spending like 10-15 for a meal compared to like half that if you cooked
I'm not saying like you must cook every meal just maybe dont eat out every time
shrewd furnace
why not go all the way and shoot the animal yourself? 
rough harness
lmao
rough harness
im quite sure someone own those animals
modern sleet
why not go all the way and shoot the animal yourself? <:CloseCatSmile:1016029384...
ammo costs money, gotta chase them till they get tired š¼
jolly folio
Then go primal
shrewd furnace
ammo costs money, gotta chase them till they get tired š¼
i dunno, australia tried that strategy
jolly folio
use bow and arrow and spears
shrewd sapphire
just waiting to be sauced
idk how to react to this sentence.
quasi thicket
I did get deer meat from a neighbor.
shrewd sapphire
one on hand it sounds racist, but on the other hand it sounds like you're thirsty as heck.
quasi thicket
But like
Unprepared raw ingredients will beat out eating out usually
slim grove
just waiting to be sauced
STAR THIS MESSAGE, RIGHT NOW
rough harness
if ure on a really tight budget tho u can make a bag of 1kg oats last 3 days. and thats basicly free
quasi thicket
If you can eat 1kg of oats in 3 days I'll be a bit surprised
Like thats not even close
Which js 6x2oz(60g) packs which each is basically a meal
So then 1kg would be pretty easily over 20 meals of just oats
rough harness
our oats doesnt have sugar or anything else in them other than oats
quasi thicket
Hurg gross
But still yea.. 1kg of oats would be way more than 3 days of eating
Id figure also rice would be easier eatin than oats. Probably cheaper still
rough harness
idk
ive compared spaghetti to oats
i need to eat like 2 times the amount of spaghetti to feel full than oats
quasi thicket
I dont makw a lot of rice but its super easy
modern sleet
our oats doesnt have sugar or anything else in them other than oats
YESSIRR šÆ
eating it as oat man intended
obsidian path
shrewd furnace
for some reason i can eat an endless amount of pasta
half italian
blissful flint
Bruh is it true the Bad company servers are getting shut down
blissful rain
Anyone got a DM?
verbal belfry
UNBLOCK IT
jolly folio
Anyone got a DM?
is something sus happening
signal pulsar
I can dm people monke
quasi thicket
shrewd sapphire
i finish watching an episode of Lower Decks and i come back to see a brawl in here
verbal belfry
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verbal belfry
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verbal belfry
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rich yacht
winged inlet
think I'm gonna go back to sleep now
rough harness
enjoy
winged inlet
still feeling the post-nap fatigue though
why do naps hurt me like this
google says I might be pregnant
must be
rich yacht
rich yacht
google says I might be pregnant
I'm the father
shrewd furnace
still feeling the post-nap fatigue though
aint your naps like 1-2 hours long?
rough harness
just watched a video where a taekwondo master delivered a kick at 215km/h with a force of over 1 ton
winged inlet
I slept from 17:00 to 20:00
woke up with a headache
still have it now after taking a shower
rough harness
can u survive a kick of 1 ton?
winged inlet
just watched a video where a taekwondo master delivered a kick at 215km/h with a...
probably fake
signal pulsar
google says I might be pregnant
Never google your symptoms
rich yacht
"I don't fear a man who has practiced one million punches once, but the man who has practiced one punch a million times" -Bruce Lee
rich yacht
I think you mistake him for Joe
signal pulsar
shrewd furnace
Bruce Lee was pretty legit in his approach though,
there weren't any MMA at the time so nowhere to compete in
signal pulsar
Monkey is pretty legit
shrewd furnace
the little backpack š
rough harness
ive read that people train monkeys to steal stuff from people on the beach
not cool
rich yacht
I heard that Joe
rough harness
joe mama
rich yacht
I hate being the only one free on weekdays
Nobody's around to talk to me
To keep the voices away
rough harness
lmao
rich yacht
signal pulsar
rough harness
call someone u used to hate in gradschool and just talk shit
signal pulsar
signal pulsar
I hate everyone though
Even DOk
signal pulsar
Wow no more Monke for u
signal pulsar
Just no Spotify
rich yacht
signal pulsar
Iād rather get shot then watch anything SSSsniperwolf
jolly folio
fr
jolly folio
hear me out joker
signal pulsar
No
signal pulsar
Ok I need coffee
jolly folio
Bet
signal pulsar
Runs dead
shrewd sapphire
Iād rather get shot then watch anything SSSsniperwolf
She lives in the same city as me
Imma kms
signal pulsar
Hide your address
shrewd sapphire
signal pulsar
Sheāll find it she found jacks
Ngl coffee is actually good for once
Now I wait for assassins Creed Odyssey
rough harness
proven compass
I hate everyone though
We hate you back bro don't worry
rich yacht
We hate you back bro don't worry <:leo:760110335687524423>
You can't do this to me
YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I'VE SACRIFICED??
rough harness
rich yacht
proven compass
YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I'VE SACRIFICED??
No, how much ?
rough harness
thats a big nono joke here
proven compass
thats a big nono joke here
What do you mean
rough harness
gottem
proven compass
How's your Novembers going?
You really want us to get muted don't you ?
rough sigil
Can't wait for Thanksgiving and eat some pecan pie
rich yacht
Yumm
proven compass
You mean turkey day ?
rough sigil
Best pie is pecan, I will die on that hill
rough harness
ive never heard anyone outside of US celebrate thanksgiving
rough sigil
It's funny how the US would celebrate so many foreign holidays
Yet you can't say the same for foreign countries celebrating US holidays
proven compass
ive never heard anyone outside of US celebrate thanksgiving
I'd like to attend a Thanksgiving event at least once to see how it goes
shrewd sapphire
thats a big nono joke here
Shatterline discord server banned that sentence.
rough sigil
All it is is a big feast
shrewd sapphire
rough harness
rough sigil
Honestly turkey is not my favorite in thanksgiving
proven compass
Turkey is dry af usually
proven compass
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Peak tricking š
rough sigil
Jerky is different
proven compass
What's jerky ?
rough sigil
Extra dry meat
shrewd sapphire
Turkey is dry because people usually leave it out overnight.
rough sigil
I do love the stuffing
proven compass
It's dry because it's white meat and usually not served without sauce I think
rough sigil
And cranberries are underrated
shrewd sapphire
proven compass
rough harness
u guys wanna know a secret only known to better swedish pizza chefs? if u dont handle ur banana topping right it turns dry and aweful
proven compass
u guys wanna know a secret only known to better swedish pizza chefs? if u dont h...
What ?
rough harness
if u know what u do however its awesome
lol
come here and try a decent banana pizza and you will love it
rough sigil
come here and try a decent banana pizza and you will love it
Banana pizza?
rough harness
yeah
next hound
The hell
Swedish people, bane of the north
You guys and your weird smelly fish thing
next hound
delicate prairie
I LOVE THAT SHIT
next hound
Surstrƶmming?
delicate prairie
I eat pickled tripe.
proven compass
come here and try a decent banana pizza and you will love it
Come in Sweden to eat banana pizzas ? Looks dope ngl
next hound
rough harness
we used to have a guy here selling what he claimed was the worlds hottest hotdog, the harakiri sausage
you had to sign a insurance weiver or whatever that they are not responsible for your harm before eating it
i ate one bite of it and was about to call an ambulance from the pain it gave me
but im weak
warped fractal
@blissful rain He now returned back to openai
shrewd sapphire
I've eaten this. I can only compare it to casu marzu, but the intensity of the ammonia taste in the shark meat is 500x stronger than casu marzu.
jolly folio
torpid nimbus
sup guys
delicate prairie
sup
jolly folio
guys
delicate prairie
signal pulsar
digital schooner
digital schooner
rough harness
i keep asking mcdonalds staff for their favorite and wich i should order and they always pick the most expensive one with no regards of how it taste
feels kind of lame to me
signal pulsar
1 star
patent quail
jolly folio
is the bitch literally doing react videos on Spotify
signal pulsar
Yep
jolly folio
heard that she has a google doc for these tik tok videos and reads what sheās supposed to say
signal pulsar
You canāt review it only if watch her shit no fucking thanks
jolly folio
Love it how it says games next to it
rugged sundial
fuck, a video game didn't save after beating a boss so I gotta do it again
signal pulsar
Been there
rugged sundial
The boss battles are so fucking tense in this game
kindred merlin
Jesus Christ I've been trying to install battlefield 4 for 2 days now and I keep wondering why the heck the installation keeps stopping and I finally caught it it says wait a while then resume installing
And then it says we can't complete the installation right now and I kept wondering why I kept saying that if I looked the fact that it's literally downloading I kid you not 20 things for battlefield 4
signal pulsar
Good luck with that one
This played on yellowstone
I went from country too sweet but a psycho
rugged sundial
At least I managed beat it again but with a higher ranking
which means I get more XP iirc
waxen chasm
https://tenor.com/view/nfl-referee-flag-gif-9814921
We better win and we are wearing our neon green color rush to blind the niners
verbal belfry
Niners are winning ez
waxen chasm
Niners are winning ez
Except one of their players is injured and gonna miss the season
verbal belfry
YEAH RIP š¦
waxen chasm
Also they will lose to the Philadelphia Eagles after they battle Seatte
leaden kestrel
I used to want to live in San Fran after college. After a few trips there, I hated it.
waxen chasm
ACTIVATE NEON GREEN COLOR RUSH JERSEY!!
rugged scroll
It appears the putilov is the best bf1 vehicle
modern sleet
It appears the putilov is the best bf1 vehicle
yes š¼
signal pulsar
I used to want to live in San Fran after college. After a few trips there, I hat...
Move to LA
My cat is watching outside
thick fossil
Bird watching
leaden kestrel
I call LA the toilet bowl of America.
thick fossil
It kind of is
California in a nutshell is literally just spoiled rich kids, homeless people and loads of consumerism
leaden kestrel
True.
Both LA and SF have shit on sidewalks every block.
Florida and Texas are worse.
thick fossil
Florida I understand, but there's at least some good parts of Texas
leaden kestrel
I lived in Texas for a summer internship. It's shit all over.
thick fossil
Eh, fair.
Honestly I grew up in the country, so the big city as a general idea is just not appealing to me anyway, so places like NYC or LA, I don't really give a shit about
Too noisy, crowded, filthy as fuck, people always seem to be pretentious assholes
Only time I frequented a city often was growing up in PA we would go to Pittsburgh to watch the Pirates Games
leaden kestrel
NYC I see the appeal, but LA I don't. The only thing good about LA is the sunny weather if you're into that, but otherwise it has shitty people and you need a car to get anywhere because there's not really a sprawling city there. No skyline either.
thick fossil
The only reason NYC has the appeal is because it's still the city of dreams or opportunities, it's literally the poster child of the United States
So everyone who doesn't live in the US thinks it's just that great like on TV
leaden kestrel
It's the most walkable city in the US.
thick fossil
Sure, but do you actually want to live there?
leaden kestrel
I visited NYC back in 2018. I liked it.
I would because I don't care for having much stuff, so space isn't an issue for me.
I care about experiences and opportunities.
And I hate having a car.
I love walkable cities.
leaden kestrel
I grew up in a small town.
Same.
I used to be a car guy.
Back in high school.
thick fossil
Well personally I don't like it that much, at least the idea of it
I prefer my small quiet towns
I don't mind having a car and I don't mind driving
leaden kestrel
I hate driving unless it's for a road trip.
thick fossil
I would hate driving a road trip
minor robin
leaden kestrel
I grew out of it.
I started to resent consumerism and cars are the epitome of that.
thick fossil
Ehh, are they though? I mean look at what teenagers are obsessed with these days
Buying a 50 dollar piece of clothing just for the brand logo on the front
jolly folio
when horse back riding
leaden kestrel
The only reason teenagers are obsessed with cars is because it represents their first taste of freedom since America is very car-dependent to get anywhere.
thick fossil
I was never obsessed with the idea of having a car. A car is a tool
leaden kestrel
Look at how much teenagers in Amsterdam don't care about cars because they live in a walkable area.
thick fossil
If I chose to and if if allowed, I would stay in one state my entire life
leaden kestrel
Sounds sad.
thick fossil
I grew up in Pennsylvania. Beautiful mountains, temperate weather
Fresh air and hunting fishing galore
leaden kestrel
Wilderness > countryside.
signal pulsar
<@1002397490919788654> I'm coming to take you to downtown compton california
Ok bring pizza
warped fractal
Ok bring pizza
Do you not know what downtown compton is
signal pulsar
I donāt care hope they have pizza
warped fractal
I donāt care hope they have pizza
So if there was pizza, you would accept going to downtown compton
the place where the hood exist
where gangs fight each other
and sketchy people
neon sluice
I mean to a degree every city has a āhoodā
And sketchy people
Thatās not unique to Compton
signal pulsar
warped fractal
I mean to a degree every city has a āhoodā
Compton though
signal pulsar
Monke
thick fossil
Mr Roger's Hood
warped fractal
ah you mean the snl sketch with eddie murphy
signal pulsar
More AC Odyssey
thick fossil
Yeah
warped fractal
Great sketch
still turret
who was the president of the united states during jfks assassination @warped fractal
warped fractal
who was the president of the united states during jfks assassination <@708028834...
Why did you get banned from the cod discord server @still turret
still turret
i forgor
still turret
šļø me me i forgor
thick fossil
JFK with Lyndon B Johnson as Vice VP taking over presidential duties from 1965 through the Vietnam War
warped fractal
šļø me me i forgor
It was a couple of months ago
neon sluice
I mean Iāve only been banned from one server and that happened a while ago and I still remember why I was banned
warped fractal
If you forget, I diagnose you with alzheimers
still turret
im banned from like all of the discords except a few
thick fossil
Lyndon B Johnson inherited JFK's advisors and hyperforeign policy
neon sluice
I will not say the reason because of uh
Reasons for not wanting to get banned in this server
signal pulsar
im banned from like all of the discords except a few
Your pfp looks made by AI
warped fractal
im banned from like all of the discords except a few
So wait, your banned for a ton of discord servers, why?
still turret
quiz 2. your gpa is your lizzocord rank. what rank are you in lizzocod@thick fossil
thick fossil
The fuck is a lizzocord?
warped fractal
quiz 2. your gpa is your lizzocord rank. what rank are you in lizzocod<@19533943...
So how many servers did you get banned in, and the reasons?
still turret
please stop talking to me
signal pulsar
Ok fuck u
neon sluice
please stop talking to me
No
warped fractal
please stop talking to me
Why bro, I want to know why
Why the banning, what did you say to get yourself banned
neon sluice
He didnāt juju on the beat
signal pulsar
warped fractal
@still turret are you ban evading here if I may ask?
neon sluice
warped fractal
Because if you got banned from many, than that means you could also be banned here
right @still turret
cosmic bough
signal pulsar
Whereās DOk
leaden kestrel
Probably at school.
leaden kestrel
He wants pics.
river thunder
what pics
leaden kestrel
Of you.
next hound
i don't take selfies
i do sometimes but its to show my friends or parents for le funny
vague needle
farts
neon sluice
Gross
vague needle
neon sluice
Very nice
leaden kestrel
I bought this one after college as it was the last version to not be rechargeable.
My old one was missing rubber feet and would turn itself off because the battery door kept coming off.
The only thing I hate about it is that it has a glossy finish. Glossy finishes are just asking to get scratches.
warped fractal
ah mine is a casio that was like 7.99 at a goodwill
warped fractal
forget mine, it had a usb port
vague needle
Fancy
warped fractal
https://www.instagram.com/p/Cz-MK6PxbdE/?igshid=MTc4MmM1YmI2Ng==
Eww instagram
thick fossil
Kidding of course
warped fractal
@leaden kestrel ah here
This is mine
Not my photo but was only 7.99 at goodwill and all it need was 4 double aa batteries
actuallyy
4 triple a batteries
leaden kestrel
I remember those.
warped fractal
I think I replaced it only 2 times in my stat class, last semester
thick fossil
I don't remember my old calculator
It was black with green keys
Texas instruments
warped fractal
It was black with green keys
Was it graphing or basic?
thick fossil
Uhh
thick fossil
Uhh the keys itself yes. But the actual design was much more streamlined
signal pulsar
I used to cheat on my high school tests
thick fossil
Fuck if I know, high school was 3 years ago
warped fractal
Fuck if I know, high school was 3 years ago
thick fossil
Ehhh, actually let me just look it up
thick fossil
Alright so I misremembered my calculator sorry
It wasn't as complex as I remember
warped fractal
Ah
thick fossil
Yeah, It was a good calculator
Simple, effective
That "2nd" was the green key I remembered
I still don't know what half those keys mean anyway
warped fractal
To be fair, I failed Math 3 years straight
Ah, never failed alegbra though
thick fossil
Jesus I still get PTSD from the quadratic formula song
leaden kestrel
I almost failed Calculus III when I got addicted to MMOs one semester.
thick fossil
"Sorry for being late, Teach. I was getting my rogue to level 13 so he could learn how to roll for deception"
Jesus, I sound old
leaden kestrel
I stopped going to the lecture after the first 3 lectures.
warped fractal
Jesus I still get PTSD from the quadratic formula song
use the quadratic formula and solve 2x^2+5x+10=0
Truly scary formula indeed
leaden kestrel
The last thing I remember I learned about math is the LaPlace Theorem from differential equations.
*Equation
And Euler's law.
warped fractal
What in the hell is that
vague needle
High School math
leaden kestrel
I don't remember specifically.
Differential Equations is what comes after Calculus 3.
vague needle
I was referencing the quadratic, Math makes my brain hurt.
leaden kestrel
Differential equations said no to numbers. It's all variables.
vague needle
vague needle
Fck
thick fossil
You pinged me with math
I don't like this
Quadratic formula makes me want to curl up in a corner
leaden kestrel
Mathapobic.
vague needle
I can accept feeling stupid because it's just a feeling
also leveraging nihilism allows the freedom for progress
verbal belfry
also leveraging nihilism allows the freedom for progress
vague needle
Yes...yes it isn't
quasi thicket
Truly scary formula indeed
There's a real application for this but I forget what
Itd something like the distance covered by a continuous acceleration
Ah nope
signal pulsar
Quadratic equation?
Is DOk life?
modern sleet
I got told by a woman at KFC I shouldnāt eat chicken and I need Jesus
Tf was bro doing in a kfc??/??/
š
signal pulsar
Tf was bro doing in a kfc??/??/
I was eat food
modern sleet
naUr I meant the woman who was telling you stuff
quasi thicket
NaUr the highly volitile sodium uranium alloy
modern sleet
no
quasi thicket
I cant think of the last time i went to kfc
signal pulsar
Next time I get kfc I should blog it
quasi thicket
Its like the resident trashy people and old people place here
signal pulsar
Suspiciously tall Australian with joker tattoo gets KFC
quasi thicket
The one nearish me isnt very good for sure
signal pulsar
How the fuck did I get yāall from tall fuck u predictive text
quasi thicket
Spichus yal!
verbal belfry
https://tenor.com/view/monkey-conduciendo-gif-24377638
signal pulsar
https://tenor.com/view/buffalo-bills-nfl-coach-miami-dolphins-gif-26802029
Heās fired
signal pulsar
https://tenor.com/view/buffalo-bills-nfl-coach-miami-dolphins-gif-26802029
Thatās me when no one got my arrow joke
modern sleet
How the fuck did I get yāall from tall fuck u predictive text
already prepped for texas huh š¤ 
verbal belfry
signal pulsar
Texas is the home of Houston rodeo
And high school football
And other Texas stuff
acoustic lynx
Texas is the home of Houston rodeo
Houston 
Ill fix that for ya, Fort Worth.
signal pulsar
Houston <:OMEGALUL:562440529573576714>
Ill fix that for ya, Fort Worth.
Who r u
acoustic lynx
A native Texan.
signal pulsar
Sorry about your cowboys
acoustic lynx
signal pulsar
<:NotLikeThis:562440530470895626>
Thatās the Dallas Cowboy fans every playoff
signal pulsar
The Texans are looking good
acoustic lynx
We won the last game though, 33-10, but I mean anyone should beat the Panthers right?
signal pulsar
Itās like Miami dolphins canāt beat a team with a winning Record
signal pulsar
They went against buffalo and josh Allen made them there daddy
Josh Allen was sexy against the jets
Still havenāt washed my jersey
Itāsā¦ā¦.. somewhere
verbal belfry
signal pulsar
My jersey gets used for 3 hours a week Iām not washing it
tulip forge
beautiful macinhery
modern sleet
And other Texas stuff
texas shaped [item here] š¼
modern sleet
brick, waffle, pool, burger, chips, table, steak, and texas itself š¼
warped fractal
https://tenor.com/view/texas-gif-24404828
mods asleep, lets talk about texas politics
verbal belfry
mods asleep, lets talk about texas politics
green marlin
speaking of mods can i tag them if itās a serious question
slightly serious
can i bug them about talking to devs for my senior project lmao
warped fractal
speaking of mods can i tag them if itās a serious question
You could go to modmail
Dm them there to contact the mods
warped fractal
https://tenor.com/view/in-the-midst-of-the-housing-crisis-housing-insurance-cris...
Texas "We love fossil fuels, it truly is amazing", also texas "We are the nation capital for wind power"
green marlin
k k
warped fractal
Man why is this not on tv like BP oil crisis
Who tried to make commericals saying sorry
This is literally real
If you think influencers have bad apology videos
Compare it to the sorry ad
signal pulsar
mods asleep, lets talk about texas politics
waxen chasm
mods asleep, lets talk about texas politics
Mods asleep let the space marines enter the chat
modern sleet
Texas "We love fossil fuels, it truly is amazing", also texas "We are the nation...
yes, we have the most diverse energy source
waxen chasm
FOR THE EMPEROR!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!
warped fractal
# FOR THE EMPEROR!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!
Which emperor
You got julius caesar
augustus
waxen chasm
Which emperor
Space marine
waxen chasm
warped fractal
Man why are roman emperors so forgotten after augustus
and they were more powerful than roman republic
quasi thicket
Their armor and mechanical stuff is too hideous to look at
warped fractal
Their armor and mechanical stuff is too hideous to look at
Seen the horrible bp oil apology ad
quasi thicket
Nah just the flying exploding car
quasi thicket
Long as they get gas for my car i dont car about their opinions
signal pulsar
cmon man gas is 2.49 9/10 rn
Steal the gas
verbal belfry
Steal the gas
verbal belfry
lilac forge
waxen chasm
still turret
why are you so obsessed wit me@warped fractalā¹ļø
waxen chasm
warped fractal
why are you so obsessed wit me<@708028834376843285>ā¹ļø
Because I just want to truly know why you were obessed with pinging me before caleb
verbal belfry
why are you so obsessed wit me<@708028834376843285>ā¹ļø
waxen chasm
The goth girl
signal pulsar
Abby and thatās the name of my high school girl RIP
signal pulsar
I think sheās dead I think
verbal belfry
signal pulsar
Havenāt spoken to her since she cheated on me on my 16th birthday
verbal belfry
signal pulsar
Probably why I have commitment issues
verbal belfry
u cant let 1 bad experience hold u back man
vague needle
You most certainly can
verbal belfry
u gotta get past it and keep moving forward
warped fractal
Probably why I have commitment issues
True
signal pulsar
Sheās a Bad memory NCIS is forever
vague needle
NCIS won't hurt you and it will always be there for you
lilac forge
Sheās a Bad memory NCIS is forever
I must coordinate with the streaming services to cancel NCIS
verbal belfry
DVDS in 2023
signal pulsar
Yes
signal pulsar
DVDs have behind the scenes
modern sleet
DVDs have behind the scenes
and theyre yours to keep š¼
signal pulsar
Why pay $25 a month when I can pay $30 once
modern sleet
own your media joker fr fr šÆ
vague needle
With the power of the internet you can own it all, arrr!
All o' the movies, games, an' TV shows, arrr!
signal pulsar
Iād rather use DVDs at 720p then some streaming service that Iām just a number too
signal pulsar
DVDs just hit different
vague needle
We sail the high seas supportin' one another in our quest for data, arrr!
signal pulsar
Iām sure Iām on some website he likes NCIS
modern sleet
DVDs just hit different
i got a few cassettes from garage sale and itās someoneās mixtape
still gotta finish them š¼
signal pulsar
If NCIS was on blue ray Iād buy them
signal pulsar
Ooo my pizza is ready pizza and ncis
modern sleet
and vinyls, though 9 are modern and a original pink floyd vinyl
vague needle
I have the original Pink Floyd "The Wall" LP vinyl press
modern sleet
TESSIRThat one
i had to spend a while searching which one and I REALLY had to dig for it
cause th
signal pulsar
Chef joker
blissful rain
<@99182302885588992> He now returned back to openai
Old news
vague needle
I need more coffee
signal pulsar
Get some or Iāll watch more NCIS
wraith plinth
Guys im new, what do i do in this game, i already know how to left click
Which weapons are great with not too much recoil considering ARs?
With or without attach i can farm the stuff
In bf2042
rocky fern
lilac forge
Which weapons are great with not too much recoil considering ARs?
Pretty much all of them besides am40
Which is barely an assault rifle anyways
rich yacht
wraith plinth
ait thx
im finding slight troubles with the starting rifle
i love the lmgs recoil
rich yacht
quasi thicket
vague needle
Diabeetus
fringe tusk
El Diabetuselo
vague needle
previously on Suits
signal pulsar
If I die buy a dog
vague needle
The show highlights how lawyers are bottom feeding scum who prefer imposing their will on others than justice
Pretty pog
signal pulsar
My lawyer got me out of a Charge I confessed about
He always got me out of court once
vague needle
Pog lawyer
signal pulsar
Been there
jolly folio
Get spicer hot sauce
vague needle
When I quit cannabis it took me a while to feel normal again
fringe tusk
respect brother, I am also going on 2 months and 2 weeks of being sober
signal pulsar
Keep up the good work bud
fringe tusk
Alchool is a bitch and the side effects are slowly creeping up on you, been drinking heavly since 16 years old
now 24
vague needle
Went through derealization so it felt like I was experiencing life as if were a movie and I was watching my own life detatched
Everyone felt like they were robots
signal pulsar
I know Saturday instead of getting drunk Iām seeing a movie probably going to get some food
fringe tusk
yeah, friday saturday and sunday i was binge drinking and doing coke or amphetamine
now staying home with my familly and eating good food, feeling 10x better
vague needle
Do math not meth
signal pulsar
Where Iām from NCIS Is available
fringe tusk
lol
signal pulsar
Never touched anything hard Iām proud of that
fringe tusk
respect for that
vague needle
That's what she said
winged inlet
I will never quit alcohol. Can't imagine a good risotto without some white wine, or bourbon in it
signal pulsar
I was a alcoholic tho
fringe tusk
is good if you cab stop at 1-2 glasses of wine
for me 1-2 glasses turned in 4 bottles really quick
vague needle
lol
full badge
morning
vague needle
Good morning
signal pulsar
I traded in my alcohol for soft drink
vague needle
I only drink every other week then sometimes not for months
When I do drink I get drunk sorta
vague needle
Whiskey in my coffee
signal pulsar
Iām happy my sobriety seems to be sticking
winged inlet
that's irish
flat moss
Hi guys
signal pulsar
I can confirm Iām watching NCIS
signal pulsar
NCIS already has my money
Anything ncis gets released Iām like hereās my money
fringe tusk
Better than spending it on alchool
winged inlet
NCIS the show makes the navy look like they actually do something
fringe tusk
xD
signal pulsar
Better than spending it on alchool
The day I quit drinking I got a NCIS dvd
fringe tusk
A good example of choosing your poison
signal pulsar
I get excited talking about my favourite tv show
tough lintel
Any one plays BFV
lucid scaffold
whatās ur guys fave bf1 weapon
winged inlet
1911
signal pulsar
1912
flat moss
whatās ur guys fave bf1 weapon
Martini henry š
jolly folio
1913
vague needle
Knife
leaden kestrel
I was getting blitz by an enemy squad until I pulled out Dozer.
They were getting distracted and I killed one while my team demolished them.
vague needle
Sneaky
leaden kestrel
One of them was killing me despite me having the K30, the fastest gun.
I said "no, Bob".
signal pulsar
Bob
lilac forge
š¤
vague needle
The Taco Bell Toilet
signal pulsar
Sirs...Saint may have drank too much coffee.
Beeeeen there
signal pulsar
I had Taco Bell in America it was a no
I also got told go back to your own country a lot in LA
leaden kestrel
That's because the only way to make a friend there is if you can do something for them.
Otherwise, get out.
If you're not useful to them, they don't want you.
signal pulsar
Iām not useful at all unless u want NCIS fact
leaden kestrel
Not even NICS execs want that.
signal pulsar
A actor in NCIS Sydney liked my comment also
leaden kestrel
Susege.
signal pulsar
vague needle
LA is a cesspool and deserves to be nuked
leaden kestrel
True. As does Florida and Texas.
leaden kestrel
People think of Florida as the shitty version of Hawaii.
winged inlet
I scheduled an interview for tomorrow and the candidate showed up today
goddamn idiot
lilac forge
Hello
upbeat rivet
winged inlet
bro why you did Starfield dirty like that 
upbeat rivet
Cus i speak the language of truth
winged inlet
Wolong isn't broken at launch, it's just a trash game kek
vague needle
PC Gaming 2023 is really PC gaming 2024 beacuse it takes 1 year to repair the game
As steam would put it , "Early Access"
gaunt eagle
steady summit
Have all these awesome games but I just want to lay in bed for the next 4 months
let me play then
i want to play video games for next 4 months
supple cape
is bf4 still alive by any chance?
vague needle
let me play then
No
steady summit
is bf4 still alive by any chance?
No
solemn vapor
gamers
supple cape
No
oh really?
which one should i pick then consider the player amount
bf5/bf4?
don't have enough money to afford the 2042
jolly folio
2042 is like 10 dollars atm
vague needle
I am now orange juice
granite lantern
Starfield was crap, the rest of 'em were unexpected
fringe tusk
Starfield is shit, uninstalled in the first 30 minutes
delicate prairie
Happy thanksgiving to everyone (I know most of you donāt celebrate it)
rich yacht
sour void
might get bf5 today or tmrw actually
have fun with all the cheaters 
vague needle
I spawned underneath the map
My squad mate was Mackay and grapple hooked to an area where we could spawn beacon and flank the entire team
He ran through the wall and c5'd like 20 people
Idk how I ended up beneath the map I spawned on a point
Funniest shit
delicate prairie
I have break right now. Thanksgiving break.
winged inlet
I had calls after calls since 9am today
exhausted
why am I working as a recruiter while I'm an introvert
nimble bison
Because
delicate prairie
You mentioned that yesterday
leaden kestrel
Are you going to visit another country?
winged inlet
no
leaden kestrel
Why not?
winged inlet
I said vacation not a pilgrimage
leaden kestrel
I didn't say explore and conquer.
winged inlet
I'm gonna stay home, in my blankie, sipping hot wine
winged inlet
read enough for my lifetime so no
leaden kestrel
You stopped reading?
supple cape
might get bf5 today or tmrw actually
hmm
winged inlet
yeah I read too much scientific literature I can't read for fun anymore
supple cape
actually it's confusing
i want to have a modern theme but also wanting to have a game that still alive
winged inlet
I had an italian version of Sherlock Holmes, read like 4 pages until I gave up
supple cape
well, 2042 might be the answer but I'm broke rn
winged inlet
2042 is on sale right now
vague needle
It's worth the $10
supple cape
$10 hm...
i should add $5 more to my game budget i guess..
@vague needle @winged inlet the game good right..?
vague needle
Yes give EA your money
supple cape
2042
winged inlet
yes it is good
vague needle
No its shit but for $10 it's good
winged inlet
it's bf4 with less content
supple cape
Yes give EA your money
I've already spent alot to Gaijin and now I'm feeding the EA
vague needle
vague needle
Has more players thats forsure I still think BF4 is a better game but finding lobbies would be another thing
winged inlet
yes, bf4 is quite dead
bf4 is the best modern bf game, 2042 comes second currently
bf1 is great fun as well but just not in the same category, it just feels different
bf5 is trash
always has been
vague needle
Yea the game will bully your CPU
winged inlet
yeah don't buy the game
vague needle
^
winged inlet
you won't be able to run it
vague needle
I still need to finish Alan Wake reeee
supple cape
I'm tired of ww2/ww1 ish game
vague needle
BF4 it is
I need to point my flashlight and fire 4 shots while being narrated a story
supple cape
BF4 it is
okay
thanks for the responses guys
time to make myself sleep in the road again for spending my money on these things
copper gull
Happy Thanksgiving everyone.
sour void
proven compass
https://tenor.com/view/happy-thanksgiving-gif-12938337
WTF is wrong with you guys ?
delicate prairie
Iāve seen this somewhere 
delicate prairie
Hopefully, you don't get a turkey in a can.
Oh god
subtle crow
Happy thanksgiving everyone . Have an amazing day and please be safe out there on the roads.
delicate prairie
Thanks! You too bud!
narrow shell
Happy turkey day to everyone!
winged inlet
https://tenor.com/view/happy-thanksgiving-gif-12938337
it's actually not bad
opes my lawn is frozen
no need for mowing for the next few months fuck yeah
leaden kestrel
slim condor
no need for mowing for the next few months fuck yeah
Now the lawn while frozenā¦shoot ice shards at everyoneā¦become an ice wizard
winged inlet
I wish I could just dump salt onto my lawn