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No lol it's English
I meant custom weapon modding in terms of design aspects
Not how it functions
Yeah i got it but it's known to result in insta ban
If you want a custom looking m1911 by all means go ahead
It doesn't change things server sided
Possible
I'll try it out and we'll see, thanks
🤔
Right now I'm slowly transforming my own room to look better

But I need a budget first before the plan
My idea of a good bed is one that I can pack up and move from place to place easily.
So, probably not for you.
I'm single sir
What about your kids?
You lied.

Wtf. You said you were 38.
Oh pal you wish


And I wish too
Damn, you a fledgling.
D0k is a toddler.


You may hate the real world.
The real world isn’t real
Joker pls
I don’t understand kids now days
You got 69 vape flavours
Kids with streaming services back in my day u watched a show when it was on your not at all
now all the zoomers just listen to tiktok instead of their teachers
And dating there’s 6 apps for that
$500/month Tinder subscription now.
Dating apps are stupid af
World seemed so much simpler 10 years ago
Yes
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$500/month?
$500 a month fuck off
Yeah, for $500/month, you can bypass getting swiped and matched and just creep on anyone you want and message them.
ironically it's a great tactic to show people you're desperate
so it does the opposite
Hell my bills a year aren’t even $500
say what

can we swap places
No
Imagine paying a car payment to Tinder.
500 dollar plan fuck that I'm buying booze.
$500 too try and find a girl bros touch grass
Why do u have this
I googled it.
Lmao
R u sure we don’t judge
I can buy my dream e-reader for that much.
Imagine spending $500 on trying to find a girlfriend that’s a new low of down bad
💀
I mean.
I could buy a good guitar with that
You can just get a gold digger for that much.
These days people are super desperate.
Yus
Hell my dating life was bars
For < $500 I could get a good monitor too

Xbox Series S is less than $500 where I am

What happened to buying a cute girl at the bar a drink
I'd just use the 500 for saving up.
I obsess over them considering how much I need.
I'll be saving up for Europe, a Car and then a course.
Noodles are great for reducing costs.
Should I get a MacBook or On Running shoes with my first paycheck?
I had some before
Ngl pretty good had Buffalo sauce on them
Black Friday sales go hard
Get both
Hmm I could do monthly payments for the macbook wdyt?
It’s for a year I think
The fuck symbol is that
That's euro.

Oh we can give you a 5 percent discount
I had to register as an import company and pay like 250$ to get a laptop shipped into NZ
I had to say the AFP i wouldn’t sell my chewing tobacco
I need some help here
No
I joined a fnb match but didnt get the tag thing? Do i need to share a clip or smthing?
you need to play during an active FNB session, not just play the match
Ooooh ok
Yes
but just Michael
I sell meth In gta
I need food
I need idk something
I work at the burger shot in GTA RP
The fuck is GTA RP
GTA Roleplay
never heard of it
Its very known actually
It's where you pretend to be someone else but you're in the GTA world
People are police, medics and so on so on
Needs more ncis
If it’s not ncis joke no care
I will start a live stream as a vtuber and trick all the lonely men into watching me
I used to live by Pauley
Then I will take the donations
you can do that in gta rp


Hello chat

Rude

I don’t understand u kids with your gaming
ok boomer
I’m 21
I tried to refund MWIII. *~~Rejected ~~*Back to BF it is anyways
No fun allowed
Females are made by CIA

I got timeout for saying that once
Someone probably got triggered
when you join a server. and the server lags. im like WTF is watching netflix?!?
It was in the assassin creed server

look what I found
@sour void
We need this as an emote 
D0k
also when we watching SpongeBob in Tehran 3 
!!when
Soonâ„¢

DarkViperAU 
That's me when I drink coffee
That’s me when I talk about ncis

I should find a ncis pfp
Use AI to make a NCIS Buffalo Bills hybrid photo
Just no
The main character could he wearing a Buffalo bills hat

Just saw Starcraft 2: Wings of Liberty made less money than the first sparkling horse you could buy for 15 USD in World of Warcraft and now I'm sad.
I lost so many hours of my life to WoW
I have lost hours of my life too ncis
Put on my resume "Completed Gold Level Challenge Mode"
By tomorrow I’ll be on season 18
No, that's dumb.




I'll do the same, say fuck you dok and throw it into the dry wall.

Drywall is expensive to replace
Way treats me like a pest

Maybe cause of my videos

Godspeed recovery on your sense of hearing sir
My fucking ears you nerd!

I made you suffer once ok!?
And this is what I get!?
I punched a hole in my wall once so I did the Australian thing and hang a picture over it
I punched a hole through my door
REEEEEEEEE
I got warned for doing that in the xbox server as it's apparently offensive to autistic people when I am myself.
Hell in my house I have a room I haven’t been in 9 months
Either you get out or cleanse the room
I got banned from the Xbox server
Idk how many friends you gathered in that room itself
Is that duck from duckstations by the way, dok?
Or is it your thing.
Why it has nothing In there
Airbnb that thing out
Fuck no
Inb4 i do a decibel edit
Make some Kangaroo bucks

Hi Random stranger come live in my house
Screeeeech
You can set limits and terms 
No

I don’t even like the repair men in my house
He repaired my wifi thingo
Thingo is Australian for something that it a thing
We need more Australians
So my Australian words don’t look strange
Imma turn you into an Emu
They are our overlord
Discord having a stroke yes.
Discord needs more monkey
Discord can be soft sometimes
Like fuck I couldn’t have a pfp because someone complained
I can't say I have experienced that.
And I have pushed it many times.
Usually they have an actual good reason.
Looks like my
Just looks like a weapon.
Boomerang
Oh no.
Batman is my Enemy
He put me in arkham
Also fun fact my psn is arkham joker
I think
You could actually just use a solid cardboard
And carve out the shape
#physics


But now I want a cardboard to construct a blowback Glock 21

A Mauser C96 would work too

It’s just a boomerang bud nothing different about it 
very girthy boomerang

ewww wired mice
There's a wireless version.
Who are these buy
How’s the quality?
8000hz polling rate?
Solid. It's the definitive FPS mouse used by most CSGO pros.
Zowie is hailed as being the king of shape.

Everyone comes back to Zowie.
g502 my beloved

Was thinking about upgrading to wireless headphones and mouse but wasn’t entirely sure.
I only have a wireless mouse
Wireless headphones, ew.
Unless it's for Zoom calls.
Using bone conduction wireless headsets.
I have mine in my closet. I should open it.
do not buy wireless Bluetooth headphones, specifically
I had a rubber ducky to talk to when I was doing programming classes. I donated it.
headphones that use the GHz spectrum are perfectly fine
Why tho
To talk through a problem in the code.
Ah
he wanted to do it.. swimmingly

psychosis incoming
First I become food
Thanks deco!
And then I become something else
sure thing
And now a digital device
note that's for if you're buying them for pc, if for mobile then BT is fine
No was thinking PC. I have a couple of good ones for mobile already.
Bluetooth on PC is kind of unstable without a dongle.
That’s what I thought
isn't the main issue, it's audio latency
Very unstable
And the connection.
What would you recommend for mice then?
BT is subject to different codec standards due to its low bandwidth rates and some are proprietary
For what games?
Mostly FPS
Zowie EC2 Wireless with the PC dongle and receiver.
do not fall for marketing gimmicks like polling rates
they mean nothing to you
Okay
I used to be really into mice back in 2020.
99% of mice are mostly exactly the same except different sensors being used, the Logitech g502 etc are perfectly fine
g502, get her fucking name right okay?


G250.
it's the best mouse
I'm currently using a Deathadder V2 and it works fine
So go with Logitech? I might check out the one that @leaden kestrel is talking about
heavy like a brick, I just love it
your main thing you'll need to consider with mice is the skates specifically and other ergonomic factors, those won't be immediately obvious
Logitech has double-clicking issues.
That’s what I have currently but later on down the line I might swap to wireless
claw positions etc
Yeah I thought of that too.
^
What is your preferred FPS games?
I'm not into buying overly priced mousepads
Roblox.
I'm debating on getting a glass deskpad for $165.
That may not work in conjunction with the mice I used
No usually call of duty or BF

Mostly those.
if you want total precision then you will need to get glass mice, but they're a halo product
Glass mice? Wtf?
Try this site. It's really good.
You can see what the pros use.
Sweet thanks!

Into my own server it goes
This guy won’t invite anyone though
That’s different
no I mean, you'll need it and the glass skates
Skypad is alright. It's for speed. I like Pulsar SUPER glasspads.
glass skates and cotton pads are a no go


The biggest thing on deciding a mouse is whether you want an ergonomic mouse or a symmetrical one.
And then shape.
And then how solid the construction is.
actually, the biggest factor is what cat you have
I got the MX Master 3s for €135 
Cat?
But it's really heavy for a mouse.
Gonna get the new Macbook as well as soon as I get paid
Do you need a new laptop?
Yes
I have a 2018 Lenovo 330 
Ew.
CAT8.

So yeah I’m in dire need of a laptop 😂
you lot believed that well that was way too easy
Trunking edits will take quite a while

try this for size
Only spiders I will tolerate.
Why tho
So aesthetically pleasing.
sounds like a console user
My friends use a Skypad and apparently they're really good.
I'd rather keep to cloth.
Or fabric.
Something that stays.
you'd change your opinion within a few minutes
but ye the only big con is the skate wear down
I'll probably switch over to skypad eventually, getting sick of fabric

Finally somebody who plays Fortnite
💪
I play it every now and then with my buds but that’s about it
WTF is that little piece of shit on his head
water 
I want to eat the spider





It looks delicious

Back that up dude or you'll pay it the hard price 
Guys someone is in the PH server ?
There's animated emoji from there I'd like to out here
But I don't want to join their shithole of a server
what a question to ask mate
It's not what you think dude
Someone from here (I won't give his name) is in that server and once put I'm here a gif of pepes having a meeting around a table
oh those ones
Lol you see what I'm talking about
Yes those ones
i know that one
Idk where to get them otherwise
im not willing to sacrifice myself sorry 
I understand it's ok I wouldn't do it either 
If Cats goes by there I hope he'll see this wonderful conversation
Maybe he knows something



Thanks a lot dude
this is great
You see it was worth it
We need Battlefield 1 back, the war stories alone make this quite possibly the best battlefield and war game ever,
Stuff 2042 go back to the great war, suped up graphics on next gen, more gore etc etc 😂
There's no gore in bf1
Just add it

I hate it
Gonna send this to Way they’ll love it.

We need this back 
Need me a rawring gf 
I did. But now they are my fiance 
epic
You know it

wp
Check mate sir 

We're no strangers to chess. You know the rules and so do i!
Honestly same
life talk is truly terrifying
That’s one big cookie looks like the size of a burger
2 of em
With the combo
Make it large 
#battlefield-2042 they might know more 
If I’m assuming that’s a 2042 thing
This game has come a long way! I am glad I purchased it when I did. Its good.
Definitely a 2042 thing
ngl I was gonna redownload it to play that silly event but I was like nah
You should have bud 
Greetings
damn whats going on over on Iceland
apparently they have lava now and had 500 earthquakes in four hours
(yes, 500)
i would assume they get a volcanic eruption soon, lets hope it doesnt end up as bad as the one like 5 years agor or something
Eyafjallaökfköölföelelklkokul

i remember that actually affected air traffic, could even affect the current wars
Italy gets ash cloud every July lol
darken the streets
if "that" thing goes up... a city of millions will be gone lol
they do?
why did they build their city almost ontop of a volcano though?
its next to it
volcanic soil is great for crops
Campi Flegrei
it's like Yellowstone National Park
Supervulcano. just a tad smaller then yellowstone
well it's great until the volcano isn't so great anymore
like pompeii or whateva
but if this thing intends to explode, ice time
shit was lit until it LIT
return to ice age
I know your favorite song
I think Etna is like a mega volcano or something
if it erupts, we all die lmao
some of us probably gonna make it
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mega volcanos erupted before
and we still survived
though it will be colder
yep
I just got this silly backpack after doing a 350 lvl raid it took me like 30 attempts :D ||around 30-35 minutes each attempt||
congrats i guess
im hyped
Howdy hype I’m angra 

Had to do it to him 
ah the Zoroastrianism god or something
yes ngl I thought I talked about this before
but yes 
Persia
and then when he died, two groups of muslim formed the shia and the sunni
who each believed what muhammad wanted and in the future would lead to wars
Dick rocket
The great empire that greek defeated

but also 
I don't believe he did but alright
Eeh, he did
He was the prophet of the religion as told by an angel gabriel
who seemly been involved in 3 of the big religions

Formed like made I mean
Someone said my name?
Teacup
Gabriel
pucaet
No I was talking about the angel
i know
Sounds like a bitch 
bet he can’t even be based
"You gonna follow your old man into space or not"
I mean his story, was interesting
I forget the rest
But mayan history, is interesting as the mayans were great astrologist
But can THEY SEE why kids love cinnamon toast crunch?!
they knew some astrology way before other civilizations
No idea
@jolly folio If you want to know what america forgotten in iraq, why it fell apart, they were not policing just existing and secondly, they forget the shia and sunni conflict
come again
Well yeah the first part it’s simple to know
The shia and sunni conflict never heard about it
It was a conflict since muhammad died
Ngl just sounds plain wrong
Agreed
Definitely not to put more sugar in it
I wonder, did they ever make ice cream
ngl it’s eh
_ _
Its real
Where’s my cup noodle lasagna flavor
cant wait for it to become december so i can eat gingerbread cookies with blue cheese

But, it is november and christmas music is already playing
thats illegal
Yell at the big retail stores

Yea cinnamon toast brunch doesnt sound so bad now
Yep, and it is now everywhere we go
Bruh
You do not like it, return to us instead of selling it in the used market
kek
You must tell telsa oh I do not want it either, accept telsa deal or get permission to resell it in the used market
make another
remember, you are always wrong unless you have the means to defend yourself
Ngl how many trucks will they sell 
No. The meeting we just had was pretty much the current people don’t have your back even it means your job is on the line and they can clearly stop everything that is about to happen to you. So I may resign as a rep.
I dunno ask tesla fan boys
Unions are strong, can unions not overthrow the current people
like essentially vote them out
That’s currently what we are doing now.
hello
i have a question is thare a limit to how much bots i can kill to unlock attachments to my weapons ?
360
everyday?
per gun
oh ok soo when i reach 360 bots killed using shotgun that means the rest has to be online players?
alright thanks
Very little in the way of drag when the entire car has barely a frame
If I ever moved to America it would be Texas
My first ranch I worked at was run by a huge Mountain of a man from Texas
No that was me
In Texas don’t forget to say howdy because that’s how they greet you
Even in some portal servers 
I miss going to the Houston rodeo
Texas loves there football
Do you know when is your next vacation trip coming back to the US?
Yeah next year
Did you buy it?
Ah
Oooh
You know what next year is in america
Presidental election year
Yeah
and election year, is where the news is months and months about "Candidate Polls, what props are there"
Ok
hi
Howdy

We got some serious fuck around and find out
Why is a rookie QUARTERBACK better than my sexy 6’5 daddy josh Allen rn
Is this about football?
something about buy one get one free

No Cricket
I think I like streaming
It’s fun
I said today to a character fucking die cunt looking motherfucker die why won’t u fucking die
That’s Australian for why don’t headshot kill
thats the thing these days. someone said that its popular to be unpopular?
also why is it entertaining to see someone rage? drdisrespect anyone?
rant rave rage.
anyone else experiencing low fps and tons of input lag on bf2042 today?
yesterday it was running fine 160+ fps no input lag at all i done nothing with my pc and i got the same settings but im dipping to like 70 fps and i cant aim with the input lag
and i was playing on high/ultra settings yesterday and now im lagging on low
im on playstation and i get lag. and the FPS just drops. and then for some reason on a local server. ping rate to 2000. WTF?!?
i dont even have that many devices connected. so again WTF?!?
😆
I think its just the internet. maybe some ISP issues.
sometimes i think. is someone watching netflix.
this is what i found about certain streaming devices.
1GB of data per hour for streaming a TV show or movie in standard definition and up to 3GB of data per hour when streaming HD video.
explains why my phones data runs out everymonth lol
28gb not enouhg anymore had to get a new i got 50 gig now xD
its also bandwith as well. too many devices connected to the moderm. meaning slower connection or splits the data to other devices.
basscially too many devices connected. you are going to experience lag.
Guys what is that grenade that splits into multipe small granades when you throw it?
you can have the perfect ISP. but your still going to experience lag if theres too many devices connected.
scatter granade. sundances "special granade".
I can't see it there
only good against infantry.
are you on console or pc?
PC
I see it now, thanks for the help
It's unique to Sundance right
"special"
I'm a mackay enjoyer
I was looking under granade sections xd

id take sundance anti-armor granade and get rid of scatter granade. and just put in cluster granade.
tank granade.
i mean. talk about a op. granade.
i mean LIZ OP.
AK24 set up?
I use AC 42. 8R Holo. standard barrel. standard clip. standard factory mounts. i like my balanced handling.
I heard AK24 is really well balanced as well.
1.25 sights is good on AK
LWG/BCG and STNR Lazer
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You and the bois in the LATV recon @quaint herald jamming like fools in Breakthrough Hourglass

Kek

Pricy
I'll make sure we one day watch
every single episode
of one piece and you will be forced to join

You'll be there for years

Someone just fired a gun outside , spooky
Maybe it's a car backfiring.
I remember visiting Washington DC dressed up for Halloween and I went to a pub where there was a shooting a block from me.
The residents were just like business as usual.
What an affectionate cat.
And gentle kid.
I see ticks on the cats though.
Ah, have you ever went to the white house and tried to get candy from the president like the other little kids
I'm way too old to be a little kid




















