general

[warped fractal]

But domesticated means they cannot]

If they were say feral

yeah they would defend

[quasi thicket]

Well like a husky can probably protect itself better than a pug

[warped fractal]

Though for cats, it is interesting how it was not human relationship that made them domesticated like how wolves become dogs

With grains storing, rats came and ate so cats came and ate the rats but found how much rats come to eat grains and slowly overtime accepted humans

[warped fractal]

Eeh, have you seen videos of husky

They are too dramatic

[quasi thicket]

They're big and athletic and loud. Like 3 things a pug isnt

[warped fractal]

Loud does not mean, defensive

I say a german shepard could defend itself

[quasi thicket]

Any like real size dog will be better off than like a fashion dog

[warped fractal]

also fun fact dogs, are not natures invention

It is the first human invention without knowing we caused it

Wolves that slowly overtime became better at mans best friend

[quasi thicket]

Well fire first and then the wolves who would tolerate it became dogs

My brothers dog loves fires

[warped fractal]

Wolves came first though

Dogs were not really wild before

[rich yacht]

Duh

Humans domesticated wild animals

[quasi thicket]

Anyway i think even ballistically grizzly bears are tougher.

[warped fractal]

Not cats

We never domesticated them

[rich yacht]

I didn't say cats

[warped fractal]

Wild animals could mean cats as well though

[celest thorn]

Holy mackerel

[winged inlet]

cats domesticated themselves

they smart

[celest thorn]

That’s a big boii

[quasi thicket]

Florida actively sponsors python hunts

[warped fractal]

I believe it is due to the fact that they are not meant to be in everglades

[celest thorn]

Get me a free flight to Everglades and a machete and think of doing it

[quasi thicket]

Yea they thrive in it but theyre invasive and destructive

Iguanas are also invasive but less destructive

[warped fractal]

any invasive creature is destructive in a sense

[jolly folio]

https://tenor.com/view/family-guy-peter-griffin-family-guy-peter-perhaps-peter-perhaps-gif-24813812

Also kek

[quasi thicket]

The big one here well.. ones
Are snakehead fish
Chinese jumping carp
And of course wild hogs

[warped fractal]

We sadly cannot, mozzy prohibits us from watching any copyright show

Though what about truckers

[quasi thicket]

There was some article about like the conservation dept removing thousands oof pounds of carp from the river

[warped fractal]

I think I could use my police scanner to get better audio

[uneven rune]

Hey guys

[celest thorn]

Python Cowboy has a great interview on JRE he explains getting bitten by a massive one while he was trying to bag her lost blood, if I remember correctly he used his belt as a tourniquet! Other wild stories this guy has

[jolly folio]

2 more parts of SpongeBob in tehran it is

[uneven rune]

So I’ve just been on battlefield v

Played a match of conquest

Pretty good match too

[quasi thicket]

https://www.msn.com/en-us/travel/news/missouri-shocks-38-700-pounds-of-invasive-carp-out-of-a-river/ar-AA1iazm1

[jolly folio]

We can actually watch a better version of SpongeBob called SpongeBob beyond it’s rather iffy but what can one expect

[quasi thicket]

38000lbs

[celest thorn]

Mackay specialist Tier 1 challenge counts as kills from high up even using Choppers and Jets

[quasi thicket]

Wtf does Mackay have to do with invasive species

Well? Ideas people!

https://tenor.com/view/phoenix-wright-document-ace-attorney-aa-phoenix-phoenixpaper-gif-11734647

[jolly folio]

Over population of Canadians

[quasi thicket]

Always a problem. Good

[jolly folio]

too much kindness and closed off rage is no good for other species of humans

[quasi thicket]

By 2042 canada is no longer polite

[jolly folio]

fair enough but I could hardly tell due to Canadian fighting with the Russians payroll

[quasi thicket]

It is a scifi fantasy game

I mean eh... obviously

[lilac forge]

hi guys! iza here - Campaign Executive at Wildfire! I’m not sure which channel to ask this, but just wanted to know if the server ever runs brand collab? (e.g. event/tournament/giveaway sponsorships) and if yes, how can I talk to a mod/admin about paid collabs? (It would be paid on behalf of the global brands we're working with)

Thank you so much

[winged inlet]

it doesn't

[jolly folio]

lad just stop the ping and say something

I do know someone annoying that pinged me about bfv everyday which I’m guessing it’s you

[lilac forge]

[jolly folio]

yes

[lilac wind]

[winter needle]

im looking at old bf3 videos and there the a-10 warthog seems way better than what we have in 2042

is it just me? doesn't feel like it handles anywhere near that well in 2042

[sour void]

https://tenor.com/view/pokemon-ruby-pokemon-sapphire-wingull-old-man-chasing-gif-23083422

[delicate prairie]

awe yeah pokemon

[digital schooner]

Not so sorry now eh

[quasi thicket]

Theres a little mount fuji eating at his table with him

So japanese of him

[jolly folio]

all fun and games until he trips on his silly little chair and hits his head on the table which will cause his hot coffee to fall down cause burns

[delicate prairie]

its okay. theres a hospital nearby

[jolly folio]

hear me out

[delicate prairie]

okay

[jolly folio]

Some electric type Pokémon are sucking out the electricity

[delicate prairie]

yes technically you could revive someone with a pokemon

[jolly folio]

ok now hear me out

[delicate prairie]

oh boy

[jolly folio]

the CIA comes in

[delicate prairie]

i know angra a little too well id like to say.

oh then what

it was yes

keyword. was.

to me? probably 3 or 4

[digital schooner]

Hardline

[delicate prairie]

hardline was also good yes

[digital schooner]

Yeah I know

And it’s a goddamn shame

[quasi thicket]

I liked how older pokemon games were clearly apocalyptic worlds

No roads
Mutants all over
Parts to vital machines found buried in caves

[lilac forge]

imo bf4, 3 and 1. Others are either older so I’ve never played or have a lot of issues I personally take with them

[quasi thicket]

All modern bf games are the same. Some just have hexagons

[tropic cypress]

anyone else having trouble logging into EA

[warm inlet]

BC2 is basically the granddaddy of modern Battlefield.

[tropic cypress]

bros

im about to download origin app so i can play my games

EA app aint working

bros i just did it

i had to download Origin to be able to play battlefield today

The irony

[quasi thicket]

Anything bc2 dod bf2 did first just with better shaved soldiers

I remember the ads for bc and bc2 just like "heey looks its bf2... but with jerks"

Guy rams somebody with a tank. Jumps out.
Blows it all up all "dont get mad. Im just better than you"

[rich yacht]

[coral sand]

Holy shit

Adam might return for FNB this week

If it's not crap...

[rich yacht]

Who is Adam

[digital schooner]

Adam is a man

A frenchie i believe

[coral sand]

No he is not

Adam is a legend

[digital schooner]

Not a frenchie it seems

[rich yacht]

Yasli bir adam

[delicate prairie]

not a man either apparently

[rich yacht]

An old man

[coral sand]

Oui Oui baguette fucker

[quasi thicket]

Adam sandler

[coral sand]

No, that's my algerian cousin

Wait no that's Adam Sandles

pauses while waiting on the inevitable mute

[rich yacht]

Yawn

[digital schooner]

Cough

[coral sand]

Don't cough too loud, you'll wake klik

[rich yacht]

Tired

[digital schooner]

Oh sorry

[rich yacht]

Driving

[rocky lance]

[digital schooner]

cough

[coral sand]

Gte the fuck off your phone

[rich yacht]

I'm not

[digital schooner]

Tired, on the phone, and driving

You should consider drinking too

[rich yacht]

I am describing actions

[rocky lance]

[coral sand]

Don't

[rich yacht]

[coral sand]

As a professional driver, don't be a fucking melon

[rocky lance]

[rich yacht]

I could never drive, am woman

[coral sand]

Funny until you get run off the road by a drunk coach driver

[digital schooner]

Sometimes a man has to wonder if a meme is worth the mute

[rich yacht]

I'll show the world the most spectacular car crash freak accident

Final destination style

[winged inlet]

I was typing, then I thought to myself if it was worth

[digital schooner]

Oh i was cooking too

[winged inlet]

[lilac forge]

[coral sand]

Don't cook too much, the mods have an aversion to taste

[digital schooner]

Quite

[coral sand]

they're almost english

[digital schooner]

Bloody hell

[coral sand]

stfu

https://tenor.com/view/sailor-moon-suit-old-man-peace-sign-sailor-scout-anime-gif-14298094

[rich yacht]

Dud

[winged inlet]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-failure-laugh-at-this-user-gif-20627924

[rocky lance]

[rich yacht]

[coral sand]

Nah, this user got bored of the game but stayed around to chat with friends

[rocky lance]

[coral sand]

then all the friends left because shit

And I kinda forgot to leave this place

[digital schooner]

Exactly why i’m here

[rocky lance]

[winged inlet]

play mw3 multiplayer, most of it is not shit

[coral sand]

Can't afford it

[digital schooner]

You can’t make me

[coral sand]

Ya bois applying for food stamps rn

[digital schooner]

Oh my

[winged inlet]

sell your mom's antiques

get mw3

[digital schooner]

Sell your mom

[coral sand]

i don't live with my parents and no longer have a key

Same thing to you MG

I play onyl Warframe now. That's how shite all the current AAA shooters are

[digital schooner]

Have you considered roblox?

[winged inlet]

risk of rain 2 is having a new expansion soon

[coral sand]

I play a bit

Not much though

[delicate prairie]

yo phantom forces

[digital schooner]

Been playing a far mount of pf on console

[coral sand]

Quite a bit of fortnite at the mo though

[digital schooner]

Managed to accumulate enough shekels for the lever action

Now i’m lever daddy

[lilac forge]

[rocky lance]

[lilac forge]

We’re all banned

[digital schooner]

A shame

[rocky lance]

yes hahahahaah

[digital schooner]

Deserved

But a shame

[rocky lance]

absolutely

[modern sleet]

i put a trusty shoe string on my rifle and the alphabet glowies r at my door 😔

[digital schooner]

Ah man you’re supposed to at least do that on a semi auto

Man having a shoestring considered a machine gun part is fucking hilarious

[signal pulsar]

Yes daddy

[warm inlet]

Lacks Mark Harmon?

[signal pulsar]

Well A it’s in Australia

[warm inlet]

Yea I know

[signal pulsar]

https://tenor.com/view/actor-gif-1799775243507308532

[warm inlet]

I do have an autograph from voice actor Jon St. John

[signal pulsar]

I have met darkviperau

[warm inlet]

Long story about that

[signal pulsar]

https://tenor.com/view/laughing-laughing-monkey-monkey-laughing-teeth-happy-monkey-gif-907735814636178065

[modern sleet]

LESS GOOOOO

mb, ping

[warped fractal]

I met you before

[warm inlet]

tl;dr my sister went to a convention where Jon St. John was, and she was telling me about it and I told her not to tell him to do the voice of Big the Cat.

She did it anyways, and when she got to meet him personally, she told him it was my idea, which is why the autograph I received also says, "You totally suck!"

[signal pulsar]

The fuck u have

[warped fractal]

No I am joking with you

But maybe you have

[signal pulsar]

https://tenor.com/view/spiderman-fortnite-fortnite-dance-gif-24229083

[warped fractal]

But am I

[signal pulsar]

I watched ncis Sydney

[hasty breach]

Lowkey filmed at the navy base down the road from me

[delicate prairie]

Can’t wait

[signal pulsar]

Sexy

I do love my ncis

https://tenor.com/view/rootroop-rootyroo-roo-web3-nft-gif-26225544

[vague needle]

Previously on Suits...

Oh snap ||Harvey slept with Louis's sister||

[delicate prairie]

Wtf

[signal pulsar]

Rooo

[delicate prairie]

Hate it 😂

[signal pulsar]

Just for u I’m going to post more rooo

[delicate prairie]

Do it

[slim grove]

fun, and games

[signal pulsar]

https://tenor.com/view/rootroop-rootyroo-roo-web3-nft-gif-26225544

[delicate prairie]

https://tenor.com/view/rootroop-rootyroo-roo-web3-nft-gif-26225544

[signal pulsar]

https://tenor.com/view/rootroop-rootyroo-roo-web3-nft-gif-26225544

[delicate prairie]

We do be spamming a bit

@winged inlet how’s cod bro?

[modern sleet]

el kangeroo

[signal pulsar]

Shhhhh don’t tell the mods

[obtuse moth]

Hello everyone, I want to get the Hoist the Flag trophy in Battlefield V, but I can't find a server on Playstation, what should I do?

[jolly folio]

fraid to say you might want to give up on that unless if you can find people to do it with

[obtuse moth]

Unfortunately, I have no friends in Battlefield v

Does that mean it is impossible for me?

[slim fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/oh-boy-patrick-waking-up-3am-gif-26372806

[modern sleet]

ITS [03:00]

[thick fossil]

I have returned from welding school

I think I did okay with practice

[modern sleet]

killdozer when

?

[thick fossil]

Huh?

[leaden kestrel]

Can you weld together an Iron Man suit?

You should do it for your final.

[thick fossil]

With my skill? Absolutely not.

[leaden kestrel]

At least make a crude metal helmet with eyeholes.

[thick fossil]

Like I said, I only do okay

[leaden kestrel]

I prefer carpentry.

Sculpting would be neat too.

[thick fossil]

It took me 6 plates of just using the torch itself before applying the filler metal for me to get the hang of the amperage

[leaden kestrel]

I bet you feel like an engineer using the repair tool in Battlefield.

[thick fossil]

If I were the engineer, I would damage to vehicle instead of repairing it

[leaden kestrel]

True.

Realistically, you can use the repair tool on an enemy's face.

[thick fossil]

True

[leaden kestrel]

The repair tool should honestly work on Dozer's shield.

[vernal dawn]

Bruh dozer shield didn't make sense

I attach c5 and it did nothing other than small hit

[modern sleet]

that’s a lot better than the shit I’ve seen irl 💀💀💀

and like on parks n gym equipment 💀💀💀

[thick fossil]

Mhm, that's TIG welding

Done right, it looks pretty and is a very strong weld

It uses tungsten

[leaden kestrel]

"Who we using as a scapegoat now?" - Disney execs

[rigid osprey]

So yesterday decided to switch to some Studio Headphones and pair with an amp, and I must say, they shit all over "gaming" headsets for a quarter of the price.

[leaden kestrel]

That's pretty obvious.

[rigid osprey]

Well duh, but majority of gamers don't know that

[leaden kestrel]

The people who say gaming headsets are on par with headphones of any calibre are delusional.

[thick fossil]

I dunno, I like mine

[leaden kestrel]

Even $30 studio headphones from Sony are better than gaming headsets.

[rigid osprey]

I get what you're saying though, but a lot of casual gamers don't know that

[thick fossil]

I don't know what brand they are, but my headphones for my ps5 sound alright

They got like a little palm tree symbol

[leaden kestrel]

What studio headphones did you get?

[leaden kestrel]

Turtlebitches.

[rigid osprey]

DT 990 Pro 250Ohms

[leaden kestrel]

Oh, those are good starter headphones.

[modern sleet]

yeah I didn’t even know studio headphones were a thing when i got mine 💀💀💀

[next burrow]

Hey 👋 everyone

[leaden kestrel]

[modern sleet]

spent 100, solid headphones n clear mic

my right earmuff won’t go back on 😔😔😔

but that’s the con, separate mic </3

[leaden kestrel]

I have these. Friend held onto them for me for $180. Brand new they're $500.

[digital schooner]

Howdy

[digital schooner]

Goddamn that is expensive

[leaden kestrel]

Yeah, he is an audiophile and bought them used, but decided to main the Sennhesier HD600 instead and sold them to me.

[signal pulsar]

https://tenor.com/view/rootroop-rootyroo-roo-web3-nft-gif-26225544

[leaden kestrel]

My headphones are bass anemic.

[rigid osprey]

For sure! Nothing wrong with Gaming Headsets apart from the price they charge, but for the casual gamers they're fine

[leaden kestrel]

Gaming headsets are bass heavy. Can't hear the voices and can only hear the booms.

[digital schooner]

Been using the astro a10 for a long while and i’ve been enjoying them

[leaden kestrel]

I wanted Astros because they were the Beats of the gaming headset world.

Looks cool af, but lacking in everything.

[digital schooner]

Were they? I know absolutely nothing bout em, they were a gift

Also they look cool? It doesn’t look that particularly interesting to me

[leaden kestrel]

They're the definition of cool. Look at those chrome finishes.

[rapid plume]

Good evening,
I Just got battle pass am I supposed to hit triangle to advance through the tiers ?

[rigid osprey]

That's the biggest thing I picked up on. Bass was so heavy it muffles and drowns everything else out

[digital schooner]

https://www.amazon.ca/ASTRO-Gaming-A10-Headset-Red/dp/B071S9RGB1 these are what i’m talking bout, cept mine are blue

[leaden kestrel]

Yeah, I remember having to put on subtitles to see what the dialogues were saying.

[rigid osprey]

I used to rock the A50 Wireless headset before this and I thought they were amazing

[leaden kestrel]

Those are fugly.

[wind veldt]

da fuck

[rigid osprey]

But comparing the $600 A50's I have to the $285 990 Pro's it's insane the difference in Quality and Sound with the price

[wind veldt]

that's better

[modern sleet]

these r comfy, but mic </3

[digital schooner]

Are they? Look like a basic bitch headphone to me

[digital schooner]

Aye the mic is so and so on em

[leaden kestrel]

We're agreeing that it's ugly.

[digital schooner]

Good enough for me

[modern sleet]

CHROME FINISH?!?! 😔

[digital schooner]

Hell long as it’s comfy i don’t much care bout aesthetics

[modern sleet]

honestly

yeah

unless you're willing to remake them and 3d print a new headset and adjust everything

everyones done that

right

right??!?!

[digital schooner]

I don’t even own a 3d printer

Do have some filament though

[quasi thicket]

Now all you have to do is melt it and draw things out of it

Half way done

[digital schooner]

Time to draw an ar15 lower

[next burrow]

Good and you?

[digital schooner]

Right as rain thanks

[next burrow]

That's nice

[worthy zodiac]

should EQ them using autoeq

they sound amazing with it

i am not sure what exact one that is but i have them as well

the akg702

there are a few versions

[leaden kestrel]

I like them not being bass intensive.

They're accurate af.

[worthy zodiac]

i don't think the EQ takes away its analytical nature

i personally think EQ to the harman curve makes every headphone better at least that I've tried

most headphones have significant weaknesses

[leaden kestrel]

I'm good with how it is stock.

[worthy zodiac]

different strokes sure

just a suggestion

ak702 like has zero base it's not just anemic it isn't there at all

it sucks for music

[leaden kestrel]

That just means you can hear the treble and mid a lot clearer.

[signal pulsar]

https://tenor.com/view/rootroop-rootyroo-roo-web3-nft-gif-26225544

Nice

https://tenor.com/view/beavis-butthead-laugh-laughing-gif-15287783896027437373

[lilac forge]

Guy I’m gonna upgrade my iPhone when I get my first paycheck, should I go black or natural titanium?

[leaden kestrel]

I wouldn't go for the titanium.

It chips off easily.

When it takes damage.

[lilac forge]

I always use case though

[leaden kestrel]

I recommend the regular iPhone 15 then.

[lilac forge]

Alright 👍

[leaden kestrel]

The only upside to the Pro is the new side button.

[lilac forge]

True

[leaden kestrel]

If that's worth $200, then go for it.

*$300

I'd rather use the money for airpods pro.

[lilac forge]

I’ll think about it first and see how much the actual paycheck is

🥲

[leaden kestrel]

What phone do you have right now?

[signal pulsar]

I phone 6s

[modern sleet]

when the phone breaks

[jolly folio]

Or if battery fucks up

[warped fractal]

@jolly folio Look what I won

A ton of lab equipment

[jolly folio]

You gonna become Mr white

[warped fractal]

Maybe

[leaden kestrel]

You bought lab loot.

Why?

[warped fractal]

Why not

||not to resell everything to make more profit||

[leaden kestrel]

You're just hoarding peoples' trash at this point.

[warped fractal]

Unless you look at how much the hydrogen generator is

[leaden kestrel]

You may as well open a thrift or pawn shop.

[warped fractal]

Mate I sold one item before that I got for $50

and made over $150

[leaden kestrel]

Yeah, you're a thrift shop.

[warped fractal]

or was it $200

[warped fractal]

I can make good money off this

You know, I got test tubes and shit, maybe I should become walter white

[warped fractal]

also where you think I bought my vehicle from

[leaden kestrel]

I refuse to buy a new vehicle.

I hate cars as it is.

I used to be a car fanatic.

[digital schooner]

Make me some meth

[warped fractal]

Sure @jolly folio you know how to make some meth

[modern sleet]

cmon man these new ford trucks r only about 100k man cmon dood

[leaden kestrel]

[warped fractal]

and $500 a month for 72 months

[leaden kestrel]

$225/month for 10 years which is the norm now.

[warped fractal]

you mean 20 years

$150 for 20 years

Man is america fucked up with there car prices

even the used market is shit

[leaden kestrel]

10-year car loans are for the desperate.

[warped fractal]

True but then you forget

most loans are over 5 years now

[leaden kestrel]

[modern sleet]

what.

[warped fractal]

They going to reach 10 soon

[warped fractal]

Yep most of them are 5 years or more

[modern sleet]

I gotta make my honda last as long as possible tf is this 💀💀

[signal pulsar]

https://tenor.com/view/cute-panther-lick-big-cat-gif-16937992

[warped fractal]

Thank god I got a 2015 explorer

it will last long time

yep 4-5 years is the average span for a car loan

[modern sleet]

jus make sure to get EVERY fluid

didn’t know that fucking, uh, grease was needed in a car

it’s in some weird place

and steering wheel fluid

[warped fractal]

True, I will make sure they are all filled

[modern sleet]

transmission oil 😔

didn’t know it was a computer till recently

analog

[warped fractal]

Ah damn true, I gotta check that

So much shit to check with more modern cars

back then it was just, check oil

and that is it

maybe tires and other stuff but majority was "Check oil"

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/auto-loan-payment-behind-delinquent-rate/

@signal pulsar https://www.businessinsider.com/interest-neuralink-human-trial-patient-elon-musk-brain-implant-report-2023-11

I'll sign you up

[jolly folio]

[jolly folio]

You maxed out your bloodline

[thick fossil]

Man I'm hungry but I don't want to wake my father. Literally just gave him his meds, so he is nodding off

[digital schooner]

Just double his meds if he wakes up

[stiff valley]

Idk who it was lol but I was in an empty outpost server on bfv with another guy on the other team and we were chilling but then I got another squad mate and he killed my friend : (
I hope whoever that was that took me up on the truce has a wonderful day/night

[jolly folio]

https://tenor.com/view/cheese-gif-25732604

[modern sleet]

GIVE ITNTO MGIV

😔

[jolly folio]

eat cheese bless lad

[modern sleet]

need that one chip that cured depression

[digital schooner]

I be already full

[modern sleet]

[jolly folio]

I mean eat cheese @thick fossil

[jolly folio]

I can’t believe I mixed you lads up

I truly fear for the future

[digital schooner]

Shame on you

I am incoming

[stiff valley]

Also does anyone know why there's no outpost servers on bfv?
Like every one that I've been in has been empty

[thick fossil]

Because no one plays outpost

[stiff valley]

I like outpost 😢

[small frost]

Hello

[warped fractal]

You too angra

I will sign you up alos

[small frost]

I have a question please

[lilac forge]

why don't you ask then

[digital schooner]

That would be too simple

[small frost]

when spotting somebody by pressing Q, does it inform the soldiers only in my group im in? Or the whole team

[digital schooner]

Well known you can’t just ask the question

[lilac forge]

group

[warped fractal]

Team

whole team

[digital schooner]

Aye pretty sure it’s the whole team

[small frost]

oh so like there are lets say 30 soldier it informs them right

not the small groups

[digital schooner]

It will actually only inform 29

[lilac forge]

I don't think so. I have spotted so many and my team never killed one only my group

[digital schooner]

The game decides at the start of the round 1 person doesn’t get a minimap

[small frost]

yeah man thats why i got myself wondering bc of this

[digital schooner]

I suppose it’s definitely possible

Been a hot minute since i played a bf game

[small frost]

thanks guys

[signal pulsar]

No

[warped fractal]

Your already on the list

[signal pulsar]

I’m on enough lists

[leaden kestrel]

[signal pulsar]

On a list somewhere I’m a guy who watch’s ncis more than normal

[warped fractal]

Eeh, not enough list, this is your only one

NSA would not give a shit

Unless you talk about how to really make meth

[signal pulsar]

I know how to

[warped fractal]

Tell the whole chat every step

[rocky fern]

A: the ping marker is only present for your squad, this is not shown to the entire team, however, the team will see the marker on the minimap

[signal pulsar]

Step 1 find someone can pay the guy $69,000

[warped fractal]

Essentially you want to find a walter white

[signal pulsar]

Who

https://tenor.com/view/mcmahon-crying-he-was-special-wwe-vince-mcmahon-gif-13313547165599993551

I only Know ncis and American sniper

[thick fossil]

Breaking bad. Good show

[signal pulsar]

Wrong

It’s a ok show

[warped fractal]

Ban him

Bam hin now

[signal pulsar]

Ban xeneo for not watching ncis

[warped fractal]

@thick fossil Ever heard or watched NCIS?

[gaunt eagle]

https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/lifecycle/end-of-support/end-of-support-2024

[warped fractal]

Microsoft, we gonna make a ton of usable pc e-waste

[signal pulsar]

One day I will make a ncis server

This is a lie

[visual heron]

that's a crime

[warped fractal]

Nah I will make it the most political discord server of all time so you do not suceed

[signal pulsar]

https://tenor.com/view/the-simpsons-homer-exiting-uncomfortable-leaving-now-gif-14492345

I love the Fortnite server I posted a among us with ass cheeks and got banned

[lilac forge]

[signal pulsar]

https://tenor.com/view/effy-gif-11375717773991506810

[jolly folio]

Breh

[jolly folio]

I better have 90 yottabytes

[warped fractal]

Sadly elon musk limited your brain to 1tb of storage

and you must buy a subscription to use the rest of your brain storage

@blissful rain Look who won, in the strike

https://apnews.com/article/actors-strike-ends-hollywood-5769ab584bca99fe708c67d00d2ec241

[jolly folio]

On other note Disney is now at 90

[warped fractal]

90% of what

[jolly folio]

Stocks

$90

[warped fractal]

per stock

[jolly folio]

Yuppers

been going up slowly these past few weeks

[warped fractal]

Better buy netflix stock though

$435 a share

[jolly folio]

Bfd stock channel when just like the bfee stock channel

[warped fractal]

Nah we need a channel for politics

Imagine the amount of activity it could get

[jolly folio]

why make debate when one can make money

[warped fractal]

You forget whats next year

2024 elections

[signal pulsar]

What

[jolly folio]

They hated you for what they don’t understand

you don’t deserved to be banned

[signal pulsar]

I do be sus

[jolly folio]

But are you a sussy imposter

[signal pulsar]

Can’t a bro post a ass up mong us

With 0 context

[warped fractal]

You know what 2024 means, it will be 4 years so it's also presidential and that means orange man somehow returns, grandfather joe, florida man, and lastly the who may be using chatgpt for his presidental debates

[signal pulsar]

I could give 0 fucks about America unless they cancel ncis then I’m going to war

[warped fractal]

So you will come to america and go to war with CBS?

[signal pulsar]

CBS

And yes

[warped fractal]

So you essentially just declared war on america

Congrats, now a drone strike is coming soon

[signal pulsar]

Ok let me know

[warped fractal]

You think the US army will tell you when they are going to shoot a drone strike

People find out after it occurs

[signal pulsar]

I know how to get deadly viruses

[warped fractal]

Worse than weaponized smallpox

[signal pulsar]

Yes it’s a virus that makes Furrys

[warped fractal]

Eeh, would it stop the drone strike though

[signal pulsar]

No

[warped fractal]

So, useless

[signal pulsar]

I wonder if there’s a furry server

Catto

Update I couldn’t find any

[warped fractal]

@signal pulsar What you mean

[waxen chasm]

You know the black templars just destroyed a furry planet because it was the abomination

[signal pulsar]

In all fairness I didn’t look

[warped fractal]

Ah, just pure lies

[signal pulsar]

Yeah

I could have but my cat was eating my KFC

[warped fractal]

F

Never leave any chicken alone

if you have a cat

[signal pulsar]

He had some

Then bro saw a girl cat so he’s now outside

[warped fractal]

Ah, well congrats your going to now take care of 10 cats soon

[signal pulsar]

Nah he’s fixed

[warped fractal]

Oh

[signal pulsar]

But he’s cute

Paw

If buffalo lose against The Broncos I’ll join a furry server for 24 hours

[warped fractal]

Did they lose yet

[signal pulsar]

No

[warped fractal]

Let me see if I can rig it

[waxen chasm]

This coming Monday

[signal pulsar]

I’ll let one of u pick the server

[warped fractal]

Thank you, I will make sure it suits you well

[signal pulsar]

Ok u can pick

[leaden kestrel]

Hot-diggity-dawg.

Guys too.

Being fat is one of my worst fears along with being bald and paralyzed permanently.

And losing teeth.

[waxen rover]

Good morning BFD

[leaden kestrel]

[waxen rover]

Painted something for the first time in a year

[leaden kestrel]

That's pretty good.

[waxen rover]

Bit rusty

[leaden kestrel]

I want to learn digital painting.

[waxen rover]

Same

[leaden kestrel]

Digital art seems so foreign compared to traditional art.

[waxen rover]

I painted a lot

It's therapeutic

[leaden kestrel]

Reading is my therapeutic activity.

https://tenor.com/view/chrollo-lucilfer-hunter-x-hunter-anime-reading-focus-gif-17823991

How I look while reading.

Have to bust out my goth clothing and read by the candlelight.

[jolly folio]

Just don’t be fat

[waxen chasm]

Just eat healthy food and you won't grow fat

[jolly folio]

or be built different

[winged inlet]

get addicted to meth

you won't be fat anymore

[upbeat rivet]

Looks decent

[quaint herald]

Covid was easier to deal with than this shit.

That's pretty, star!

[lilac wind]

[tropic cypress]

bro youtube crazy i have a new channel and they want you to upload pictures of your face to prove your a real human just to put links in your videos???

[signal pulsar]

No

[tropic cypress]

Yes?

[sour void]

No

[signal pulsar]

No

[next hound]

No

[jolly folio]

No

[supple canyon]

any news about a new battlefield next year_

its usually 3 years right_

[gaunt eagle]

@supple canyon keep on the news of the current game until it finishes doing updates

[quaint herald]

No

[upbeat rivet]

No?

[sour void]

[signal pulsar]

https://tenor.com/view/noo-no-father-elf-will-farrell-gif-14042015

[leaden kestrel]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-no-nonono-noooo-cat-no-gif-25423213

[leaden kestrel]

Need it to crank its one braincell to work.

[shrewd furnace]

so the cat hates cats

or just that one specific cat, he was fine with human doing it 😄

[leaden kestrel]

-- orange cat

Only the human is allowed to touch him.

[river thunder]

jump on @leaden kestrel

EquiD0k

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqzdYvmS3SE

[river thunder]

Way moment

[leaden kestrel]

They're both in the OU tier, aren't they?

I don't get how Weezing is a fairy type now.

Are we supposed to believe Weezing is a sprite now?

[quaint herald]

Galarian weezing.

[leaden kestrel]

That doesn't really explain it.

[quaint herald]

@leaden kestrel they're both UU.

You know how tornadus abuses regen?

[leaden kestrel]

Yeah, last time I played he was in OU.

Which was ages ago.

[quaint herald]

Neutralising gas turns off regen.

[leaden kestrel]

He's a U-turn fiend.

[quaint herald]

And it just takes damage every time it u turns.

Would you believe me if garchomp was UU now.

[leaden kestrel]

[winged inlet]

uwu

[leaden kestrel]

That new goldfish pokemon is used by everyone.

The legendary one.

I played a bit of Pokemon Showdown for a day or two a few months ago.

[quaint herald]

Chi yu.

Shits broken lmao.

[leaden kestrel]

Yeah.

[quaint herald]

It was taken off.

[leaden kestrel]

I also hate those spirit monkes.

The festival ones.

[quaint herald]

Spirit monkey?

Huh.

Only tier I really enjoyed was LC.

That was a super fun tier.

[leaden kestrel]

I guess they're not really monkes.

I hate the middle and last one.

[quaint herald]

I haven't used them yet.

They seem super fucked to fight.

To inflict toxic poison on hit.

Hahaha they're uu.

Ogerpon got some of her forms banned.

[leaden kestrel]

I can't stand stall pokemons.

[sour void]

oh those are pokemon

[leaden kestrel]

My favorite pokemon are Meganium, Umbreon, Clefable, and Jirachi.

https://tenor.com/view/pokemon-clefable-dance-dancing-metronome-gif-15620720366947198180

[quaint herald]

Clefable I fucking hate.

I hate fighting it.

[leaden kestrel]

Gengar is literally Clefable's shadow. They both have the same silhouette.

[quaint herald]

Yeah they do.

I wonder if dark was a type in gen 1 gengar would have been a dark type.

Dark poison dark ghost.

[leaden kestrel]

My favorite abilities are Unaware, Magic Bounce, and Magic Guard.

[quaint herald]

Magic guard is fun.

Give reuniclus a life orb.

Quiet life orb Max SpA you fucking devour.

[leaden kestrel]

I like using Quagsire because people forget about his Unaware.

[quaint herald]

I don't mind defensive mons but quagsire annoys me.

[leaden kestrel]

https://tenor.com/view/quagsire-quagy-quagsire-quagsire-cheer-gif-18674387

[quaint herald]

But it's a fun dopeymon

[leaden kestrel]

I love him.

I also like Slowbro.

[river thunder]

https://tenor.com/view/quagsire-quagy-quagsire-quagsire-cheer-gif-18674387

PsyD0k tho

[leaden kestrel]

Same gif.

[river thunder]

d0k casually stealing your gifs like how I steal your gun after I kill you

[leaden kestrel]

Slowbro with assault vest and his regenerator ability.

[quaint herald]

I had a tr slowbro named numbass.

[leaden kestrel]

[quaint herald]

With a mega camerupt at the back.

[leaden kestrel]

I like derpy pokemon.

[lilac forge]

😎

[quaint herald]

My favourite part is when camerupt said it's camerupt time and camerupted over everyone.

[leaden kestrel]

https://tenor.com/view/slowpoke-pokemon-king-crown-gif-11621808

[quaint herald]

That came out really fucking bad.

[leaden kestrel]

Yeah, for shame.

[quaint herald]

But sheer force heat wave.:)

[leaden kestrel]

I hate that penguin with an ice cube over his head.

[quaint herald]

Can I eiscue a question.

[leaden kestrel]

https://tenor.com/view/eiscue-pokemon-naked-penguin-gif-22526688

[winged inlet]

state-mandated DnD session

[quaint herald]

My favourite moment in pokemon... hmm...

Oh dear.

[leaden kestrel]

There's only 1004 pokemon to choose from.

[quaint herald]

I remember this one battle I brought a bunch of gimmick mons to a fight with the little eggs.

Execute

Eggsecute

[leaden kestrel]

*1017

[quaint herald]

I brought a castform, mega rayquaza and a togekiss and I missed a fucking airslash at the end and lost.

[leaden kestrel]

I don't like Eggsecute's alolan form.

He doesn't even look like a dragon.

I mean exeggutor.

He's a bowling pin.

[quaint herald]

https://youtu.be/xp4x3pgBgSI?si=xthvBLCOVObKOFFB

17:54.

You'll see a familiar name. :)

I love alolan exeggutor.

[quaint herald]

He's hilarious.

[river thunder]

Wiglett, Way

[leaden kestrel]

Egg 3, what a creative name.

[quaint herald]

@leaden kestrel I hate annoying you about it being check out 17:54 and you'll see the most brain-dead fight lmao.

Oh shit you're watching it.

Hahaha

[quaint herald]

I love jiglett.

Stiglett is good too.

[leaden kestrel]

I just saw it.

[river thunder]

it's all cool until you recolor Wiglett to be the opposite

💀

and rename it

[leaden kestrel]

It's not even a strategy.

[river thunder]

I'

[quaint herald]

It was so dumb.

Cause.

[river thunder]

I'll recolor you @leaden kestrel

[leaden kestrel]

Why is your battle being featured on this Pimpnite's YT channel?

[quaint herald]

He was saying as a joke bring in mega rayqauza and use dragon ascent.

[leaden kestrel]

[quaint herald]

I thought ok gimmicky mega ray ray here we go.

[river thunder]

[quaint herald]

Ans the battle was so good.

I missed the airslash I legitimately had to try at the end.

The air slash missed and I thought "OH SHIT"

The turn where I needed it.

[leaden kestrel]

Way is a nerdy girl in Pokemon.

[quaint herald]

Hey glasses are amazing.

[leaden kestrel]

https://tenor.com/view/sukimega-mie-suki-na-ko-ga-megane-wo-wasureta-好きな子がめがねを忘れた-the-girl-i-like-forgot-her-glasses-gif-4906685114660113446

[quaint herald]

My sword shield character had the same hair and glasses.

I should find my trainer card from then.

[leaden kestrel]

I don't have the patience to create a team in a Pokemon game anymore. I'd rather just play Pokemon Showdown.

Why are all these big tech companies doing 3 rounds of layoffs each? If they overhired, just unhire the amount you hired from the pandemic.

In one round.

[river thunder]

Equimon

[leaden kestrel]

Sounds like a digimon.

https://tenor.com/view/anime-terriermon-digimon-digital-monsters-gif-14835884

My favorite digimon.

[river thunder]

cause digimon > pokemon

[leaden kestrel]

True.

[river thunder]

[leaden kestrel]

Digimon has better stories than Pokemon.

They're mature themes too.

And Digimon can speak.

[river thunder]

that one pokemon series where the mc punches a pokemon

I mean digimon

f0k

[leaden kestrel]

🤔

D0k is a fake nerd.

[river thunder]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBopF2EodpY

[visual heron]

Uwu

[leaden kestrel]

What a poser.

[quaint herald]

Ughhh I can't find my swsh card.

[leaden kestrel]

That's a parody video. That's not how that bird digimon's voice sounds.

[quaint herald]

My trainer was essentially the same except wearing the trainer dojo jacket.

It was super cute.

[river thunder]

nah but the animation still stays

[jolly folio]

That’s a dragon?

[river thunder]

best protag of the digimon series

[leaden kestrel]

Grass/dragon type.

Renamon is the best protagonist.

[river thunder]

Those Hands are Rated E for Everyone, Equi

[leaden kestrel]

https://tenor.com/view/renamon-thankyou-gif-20272497

[river thunder]

[quaint herald]

Its dragon blood awakens and it grows.

[leaden kestrel]

Renamon is the Lola Bunny of Digimon.

[river thunder]

where you going Equi

[jolly folio]

[leaden kestrel]

Alolan Exeggutor's dragon blood is stored in its engorged egg heads.

He has 3 heads with 3 brains, but dumb af.

[jolly folio]

gigantamax it

[quaint herald]

What the fuck prompted that???

[leaden kestrel]

Prompted by my use of the phrase "engorged egg heads".

[quaint herald]

Uhuh...

[leaden kestrel]

[jolly folio]

Hear me out

Snorlax vs a 50 cal sniper

[leaden kestrel]

Let me bake.

[quaint herald]

Cancer block

Wtf

Cinderblock

[leaden kestrel]

Everyone hates when Snorlax comes out. He's just staller.

And he can reduce damage by fire and ice or something.

Thick Fat.

[jolly folio]

Doesn’t they have guns in Pokémon

[river thunder]

Way and his Squad

[quaint herald]

Snorlax isn't so good anymore.

[river thunder]

water pancakes

[quaint herald]

It was big in gen 2.

But it's steadily lost its place.

[jolly folio]

So the 50cal will win then yes

[leaden kestrel]

Snorlax and Chansey are the same to me, except Chansey can stun.

Both are resto chesto abusers.

[quaint herald]

Chansey just needs soft boiled.

[leaden kestrel]

Good thing Chansey only gets like 7-10 of those.

[jolly folio]

What’s up with the gigantamax form

[leaden kestrel]

New gimmick.

Every year, Pokemon needs to release with a new gimmick.

Mega > Gigantamax > Region Variants > Terrastalize > Ancestral Variants.

[quaint herald]

OH THATS RIGHT.

[leaden kestrel]

I wouldn't be surprised if they make pokemon merge together.

[quaint herald]

SELF HEALING GOT CUCKED.

[leaden kestrel]

Or become armor.

[quaint herald]

Chansey even hit NU.

[leaden kestrel]

How'd they nerf self-healing?

[quaint herald]

They reduced the pp.

[leaden kestrel]

Good.

[quaint herald]

Stall getting fucked oh it's a good sight.

[leaden kestrel]

They sort of nerfed entry hazards too with that held item.

I think it was the heavy boots.

Heavy-duty boots.

It's really nice.

For flying pokemon.

Since they are pretty much dead when they come into play because of stealth rocks.

[quaint herald]

Hdb

They're funny.

[jolly folio]

Ngl

I find the crystal form weird as fuck

[leaden kestrel]

Terrastal forms.

[jolly folio]

Yea

Like also there only 3

[leaden kestrel]

Terrastal forms really messed up battles though. There's a certain level of prediction that you need in order to balance the game. Having terrastalizations completely change the pokemon types messes that up a lot.

Good thing you can only use one terrastalization in each match.

It's pretty much a get-out-jail-free card.

[jolly folio]

Metal form when

[leaden kestrel]

Metal Mario when.

[jolly folio]

Super star Mario when

[leaden kestrel]

https://tenor.com/view/shadow-mario-deal-with-it-super-mario-sunshine-gif-15146527

[jolly folio]

Also what’s up with that Pokémon that turns into a bike

[leaden kestrel]

What makes less sense is that prehistoric legendary pokemon turns into a bike with wheels but drives around with his legs.

https://tenor.com/view/pokemon-scarlet-and-violet-koraidon-motorcycle-walk-animation-gif-26378858

Evolution hasn't been good to that pokemon.

[quaint herald]

I remember at reveal it was mentioned to be rejection of technology.

[leaden kestrel]

The latest pokemon game is pretty dark compared to its other games.

[quaint herald]

Paradox mons are genuinely cool.

[leaden kestrel]

Some are dumb.

[quaint herald]

I remember seeing iron bundle for the first time and thinking is that a toy or some sick experiment.

Its the Paradox delibird.

[leaden kestrel]

What a badass.

Ew.

[quaint herald]

When I saw slither wing for the first time I almost screamed.

[leaden kestrel]

also ew.

[quaint herald]

Walking wake lol.

A water type that benefits from the sun.

[leaden kestrel]

I loved Suicune, but Walking Wake is dumb.

[quaint herald]

With a water type move that increases in power in the sun.

Cause yes.

Wallbreaker.

[leaden kestrel]

Groudon hates Walking Wake probably.

[quaint herald]

He definitely would.

Haha sun being your defensive answer to water?

Nah.

SPECCED WALKING WAKE.

Or scarfed.

[leaden kestrel]

Why are most paradox pokemons' ability photosynthesis?

[quaint herald]

I cannot really answer that.

Koraidon benefits from the sub as he has a drought that also boosts his stats.

[leaden kestrel]

Makes less sense for everyone that isn't grass type

Or fire.

[quaint herald]

I just know that the energy makes them go brr.

[leaden kestrel]

My favorite paradox pokemon. Volcarona is one of my favorite pokemon.

[quaint herald]

I can understand that being ancient pokemon they would gain energy from the sun in a specialised way.

[leaden kestrel]

This one is cute too.

[quaint herald]

Like a long lost trait.

I genuinely screamed seeing that for the first time.

It was a fucking mutant.

It doesn't get me so much anymore.

[winged inlet]

fitting skin for zombie

[quaint herald]

But holy shit.

Kek.

[leaden kestrel]

Most of the future paradox pokemon have quark drive that boosts a proficient stat when in an electric terrain.

[quaint herald]

Flutter mane and great tusk I love.

Yes.

Its funny how they don't conflict with each other.

Terrain vs weather.

[leaden kestrel]

The futuristic pokemon look better than the prehistoric ones.

My boy.

Space kaiju.

[quaint herald]

Iron valiant is badass.

[leaden kestrel]

Yeah. He lost his hip girth.

His body turned into a ball.

[quaint herald]

Jugilas I don't like.

[leaden kestrel]

Oh wait. He was a ball before.

Honestly, Flygon should have been a good candidate for a paradox pokemon.

https://tenor.com/view/pokemon-pokemon-trainer-pokemon-battle-dragon-flygon-gif-24877819

I also like that ghost/dragon pokemon.

[proven compass]

How good is the zombie mode ?

[winged inlet]

it's quite fun

relaxing

just running around shooting zombie

[upbeat rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/ray-gun-call-of-duty-call-of-duty-zombies-zombies-gif-19336548

Nothing more relaxing like obliterating zombinos