general

[signal pulsar]

Go get some

[jolly folio]

nuke

[leaden kestrel]

Macca is open right now.

I could go for a mcribs too even though they eliminated that permanently.

[waxen chasm]

Either that or use the B-52 bomber if only they add that in 2042

[winged inlet]

I have never seen a non-oceanic person call McDonald "macca"

impostor!

sus!

[leaden kestrel]

[winged inlet]

https://tenor.com/view/amongus-amongsdp-black-emergency-meeting-black-emergency-meeting-gif-18720662

[leaden kestrel]

[winged inlet]

holy shit

[leaden kestrel]

Looks CoDish.

[vague needle]

Fudge you

[upbeat rivet]

Only good gun skin

[signal pulsar]

No Snapchat doggie faces

[steady yarrow]

Mods when they get a modmail

[winged inlet]

apparently season 2 of diablo 4 is very good

hm

maybe I should play it

[vague needle]

Yes...yes...very good. Just enter the credit card information and let the good times roll.

[winged inlet]

https://x.com/kirawontmiss/status/1716522344569598071?s=20

https://x.com/kirawontmiss/status/1716681755187429515?s=20

average streamer

[signal pulsar]

[gritty ether]

[soft terrace]

This as an emote pls

[vague needle]

Mama says that alligators are ornery because they got all them teeth but no toothbrush.

[next hound]

Sounds like you will be meeting the above sooner than expected

[winged inlet]

[signal pulsar]

I would get punched

[distant basalt]

which specalist counter nades/?

[winged inlet]

Irish

[distant basalt]

which ability does that??

@winged inlet

[winged inlet]

his gadget

[soft terrace]

Smart but deadly move

[distant basalt]

that shield??

[soft terrace]

Na

[winged inlet]

no, his other gadget

[soft terrace]

Irish the black support guy

Ah

[winged inlet]

you can switch gadget

[soft terrace]

I thought he thinking dozer

[distant basalt]

which button you press for that??

[soft terrace]

The gadget button again

[winged inlet]

the same button to bring up the shield

what the fuck is this aggressive double question mark

[soft terrace]

Cata ur soft

[distant basalt]

ohh ok he has 2 gadgets it seems

[winged inlet]

https://tenor.com/view/bethenny-frankel-house-wives-hwony-bethenny-abused-gif-8975791

[soft terrace]

[distant basalt]

being abused is very good

everyone should be abused

and hit hard

[soft terrace]

I think thats the right path

U either get completly broken

Or become super strong minded

Natural selection

[distant basalt]

yeah

nobody should live tbh

nobody deserves life

[gritty ether]

least edgy andrew taint fan

[soft terrace]

Ah wait

Its maraslover

[gritty ether]

took you long enough to realise

[winged inlet]

Andrew Taint is a good name

[soft terrace]

I can relate to andrew alot

Cuz no hair

[gritty ether]

kami taint better

[winged inlet]

Who's Maras and why does one love them

[soft terrace]

Love is for free so we should share it

[distant basalt]

cause i didnt shower in 2 months

[soft terrace]

[signal pulsar]

https://tenor.com/view/monke-monkey-twerking-savkamikita-gif-27254548

Monke

I should change my name on discord

[winged inlet]

@steady yarrow

[signal pulsar]

https://tenor.com/view/what-i-wouldnt-give-for-a-bite-of-that-val-workin-moms-604-ill-give-everything-to-get-a-bite-gif-24646752

[winged inlet]

has sundried tomato and pickled jalapeno on it

[distant basalt]

looks like dog to me

[delicate prairie]

Good morning everyone

[winged inlet]

heyo

[copper storm]

I've been playing BFV again and to my surprise I've seen no cheaters for the past two days on regular matches not community matches

did they got rid of em?

[winged inlet]

nope, they moved on to 2042

after they are banned by the new anti cheat they will move back to bf5

[ember verge]

is there any plans to fix bfv cheating?

I am debating to redownload it now

just not sure how bad the hacking is atm?

[winged inlet]

you can't fix it

they won't fix it either

[slim grove]

Spider-Man 2 might have one of the coolest opening sequences in video-game history.

[ember verge]

do you play muich?

can you find games without hackers?

if I can at least have games without hackers will download it

[rocky fern]

its extremely bad, has been for years, the game ceased support years ago and wont get any updates

[winged inlet]

I stopped years ago, usually on community servers there are fewer cheaters but still you might run into them

[ember verge]

damn thats sad

how can they let a game in such a state

so I guess bf1 it is then

[winged inlet]

when you sell the game for like 2$ that's usually how it happens lmao

[ember verge]

yeah but that wasnt the staarting price

[rocky fern]

it started after the game ceased support

[ember verge]

the fact that i can play bf3 and bff4 just fine

[rocky fern]

not really reasonable to expect them to update it now

[ember verge]

given that it is the last installment before bf2042

I think its not unreasonable

treyarch sometimes still updates older black ops games sometimes

[winged inlet]

don't even touch the black ops games anymore

cold war is still a security risk

after all the updates

[rocky fern]

^

[winged inlet]

it's a shame

[ember verge]

wait whaaat

[winged inlet]

yeah, just don't play multiplayer or zombie online if you have important files on your pc or like any pc using the same internet lmao

[rocky fern]

tldr, as it and older games use P2P matchmaking people can access your PC and install malware without you noticing

[ember verge]

oh yeah just play private zombie matches

[rocky fern]

private doesnt work

they can still access it

[ember verge]

its just me and my friends no stranger

[delicate prairie]

So you’re saying I should uninstall my Cold War then? 😂

[rocky fern]

you are putting your security at risk booting them

[winged inlet]

you have to disconnect from the internet or use a modded client if you want to be safe

[ember verge]

wtf

[rocky fern]

the modded clients only do so much

[ember verge]

how am i hearing this now

[rocky fern]

its possible to bypass their script protections

[winged inlet]

oof

[ember verge]

damn everything is ruined nowdays

[winged inlet]

because it mostly happens to streamers who are targeted but there are the occasional shithead that does this to normal players and if it's you then you're fucked

[rocky fern]

https://techcrunch.com/2023/07/27/hackers-are-infecting-call-of-duty-players-with-a-self-spreading-malware/?guccounter=1

[slim grove]

Even on console?

[winged inlet]

yes

[rocky fern]

console are vulnerable too yes

[slim grove]

Even with cross-play off?

rah

[rocky fern]

its not a PC exclusive thing, people run jailbroken consoles to execute the same vulnerability

[winged inlet]

yes

[slim grove]

wild, i was about to grab some old copies and revisit them; great timing, guys

[delicate prairie]

Got it. Gonna uninstall it as soon as I get home

[ember verge]

just uninstalled it

so is bf1 safe then?

no hackers?

or is it the same as bfv

[winged inlet]

it's more or less the same

they won't steal your credit card information tho

yooo Fallout live-action next April @jolly folio @upbeat rivet

[ember verge]

https://tenor.com/view/agony-gif-23084585

lol we arent allowed gif previews

damn so what battleffield do you guys play then haha

[winged inlet]

you can still play bf1 and 5

just leave the server when there's a cheater

lol

[ember verge]

but you said oyu cant find games without hackers

[slim grove]

so L, hate that

[winged inlet]

there are a lot of cheaters, but you can still find a server without them lol

community-run servers have admins that ban these cheaters

[slim grove]

look what i saw

[winged inlet]

https://tenor.com/view/american-psycho-fallout-new-vegas-sigma-gif-26432567

[ember verge]

ah thats great to know

[slim grove]

a Fallout series will ruin the IP

[ember verge]

ok will download bfv

[winged inlet]

I think Jake Gyllenhal is in it

so maybe not

[eternal terrace]

18th birthday for BF2MC today. Double xp event going there 👻

[slim grove]

Is is based on any of the games or is it a new story?

[winged inlet]

new story

[slim grove]

it should be set in Delaware

[visual heron]

I knew it, round earth fake. Flat earth is out thereee

[slim grove]

It was literally a globe, that was spinning.

it's internally lit, so it looks so weird

[visual heron]

Reminds me of those earth lamps you can have. They were lit

Nice location for it though

[delicate prairie]

It does look weird though.

[steady yarrow]

Good schnitzel

[winged inlet]

indeed it was

[sour void]

https://tenor.com/view/usa-eeuu-trump-thumbs-up-gif-15528478

[scenic ivy]

nvm

[upbeat rivet]

I've seen it

Idk will see

[delicate prairie]

This is a legit card.

You’re gonna get banned

[winged inlet]

[rough harness]

https://youtu.be/hmJCU3Yluw4?si=hjGKMT2y6PH7OaXn

[warped fractal]

To a lebanese bank I go

In lebanon, you only get a couple of weeks and your out

How you think people withdraw from the banks, asking nicely and then getting rejected saying "We do not have money"

No, they get a gun and commit a robbery to withdraw their own money

[lime drift]

https://tenor.com/view/drew-scanlon-blonde-guy-blinking-eyes-blinking-meme-surprised-gif-7852244

ah damn no embeding

[paper warren]

alguien de españa?

[sour void]

la fromage

[winged inlet]

Je vais à la boulangerie

[delicate prairie]

True it’s like JG Wentworth

Well guys. Layoffs are happening 😂 just had to sign a couple layoff papers for a couple people

[lilac forge]

Γειά

[jolly folio]

Lads wanna become masters chefs that are wage kucks in vc

[acoustic horizon]

Just came across someone with an 82% HS ratio. So much for new anti cheat.

[jolly folio]

The lad probably has gaming socks

[acoustic horizon]

Shame we don’t have the same reporting abilities as BF4.. https://battlefieldtracker.com/bf2042/profile/origin/TrumanK24/overview

[delicate prairie]

Gaming shoes too

[jolly folio]

Gaming thighs as well

fecker has every set of gaming attire

And gaming accessories

[acoustic horizon]

His profile has been viewed 32 times. That’s 32 possible reports yet he’s still playing?

[jolly folio]

Nothing we can do tbh

I mean that’s also like some sort of witch pursuit thing

[winged inlet]

I'm already a wage kuck

[jolly folio]

Let’s become one with each other

[delicate prairie]

With the gamer thigh highs?

[jolly folio]

it’s better to be kuck buddies

[winged inlet]

no

un-say that

now

[acoustic horizon]

I claim the toes

[lime drift]

what the fuck

[next hound]

bad timing

why did i look here

[jolly folio]

because you want to become a master chef in vc

That’s why

[steady yarrow]

Kuckuck?

[warped fractal]

@jolly folio Well I will be joning, I sadly cannot go to class today

or this week

[jolly folio]

So wanna join in too in vc @winged inlet @next hound @delicate prairie

[winged inlet]

I'm playing 2042

[next hound]

i

[warped fractal]

Ah wait @jolly folio I forget I gotta get me mcdonalds soon

[next hound]

want to sleep

[warped fractal]

Drink coffeee

[steady yarrow]

https://de.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kuckuck

[warped fractal]

[jolly folio]

casual time zone momento

[next hound]

[next hound]

never

[jolly folio]

Drink matcha

[winged inlet]

I'm actually still on the wage kuck clock since I started work late today

[jolly folio]

Or snort matcha idk which one is more effective

[lilac forge]

Kuckuck

[delicate prairie]

I’m at work 😂

[jolly folio]

It’s truly a shame we can’t say c uck

[winged inlet]

we can't?

[jolly folio]

Sounds like a skill issue

but pog of you to be a reasonable lad grinding

[jolly folio]

Well why else am I saying kuck

[digital schooner]

You can’t, literally 1984

[jolly folio]

If you see me using words differently then yea they censored it

Like kum

[warped fractal]

@jolly folio I mean you can just say the definition

[jolly folio]

Can’t even say kum

[delicate prairie]

It is a skill issue. But until we get laid off the grind don’t stop 😂

[warped fractal]

Men who watch their own girlfriend sleep with another man

[delicate prairie]

Bruh 😂

[winged inlet]

linkedin's laying off, intel's laying off

[delicate prairie]

It’s funnier that way

[winged inlet]

everybody is laying off

[jolly folio]

Who wants to become Men who watch their own girlfriend sleep with another man in vc as master chefs

[warped fractal]

@winged inlet Its like, the companies want more money

[digital schooner]

Crazy

[warped fractal]

@jolly folio Nah bro, I am not in that culture of being red-pilled

Forget to put not

[jolly folio]

see doesn’t work well but it is rather humorous

[digital schooner]

Kek

Was almost one of us there

[winged inlet]

I think that's how all corporations work

[warped fractal]

True

Well we are going to enter another era soon, as now americans are even more broke

[winged inlet]

I hope I don't get laid off any time soon

[jolly folio]

What you getting

[jolly folio]

Hear me out

Everyone has a family

[warped fractal]

They got a deal on the mobile app, $6 for the deluxe breakfast platter

[winged inlet]

I mean, 6-month salary seems good, but I like forever month salary

[jolly folio]

Ngl it’s been a while since I’ve gotten one of those

[warped fractal]

And also some hot choco

Love me some of that

[digital schooner]

Ahh hot chocolates

Love myself some hot chocolate

[jolly folio]

it do be pog

I’ve gotten some hot choco powder with some pumpkin spice added

Ngl this is truly sus seeing me engaging in a normal convo

[delicate prairie]

Yeah man how dare you be normal

Hot cocoa is too die for right now

[warped fractal]

True, and also @jolly folio why not try it again

for the deluxe breakfast platte

r

$6 on the mobile app

[jolly folio]

[jolly folio]

That means I gotta go outside

[delicate prairie]

Wait $6? For a damn hot chocolate?

[sour void]

scam

[jolly folio]

He ment the breakfast platter

[delicate prairie]

Oh thank god.

UAW update. Arlington Texas. The GM plant has now been shut down. Truly spooky times in this day and age as we turn into another week of everything in the auto industry shutting the fuck down.

[jolly folio]

Is ford up next

[quasi thicket]

Gj unions. Doing what japan and germany have tried to do for half a century.

Destroy the US auto industry

[delicate prairie]

Ford was the first one to go.

[jolly folio]

I think I forgor

[delicate prairie]

Right now is GM. Next big one will be dodge and jeep. If those go I might have a lot of battlefield on my hands 😂😅

[delicate prairie]

Yeah we are trying! 😂

[quasi thicket]

They can ruin the industry after i get my maverick

[delicate prairie]

I’ll tell every union to hold up until then bud 😂

[quasi thicket]

Tell them to disband and liquidate all assets too

And give the proceeds to past members

[delicate prairie]

I got you

[jolly folio]

truly breathtaking

[winged inlet]

american automobile giants are laying off?

[quasi thicket]

Thousands because the union monopoly mob bosses wanted new boats

[forest hollow]

Um does battlebit have jets?

[winged inlet]

move to France, French automobile manufacturers are expanding 😉

[winged inlet]

no

[quasi thicket]

Yea but french cars are hurrreeeeggggg

[delicate prairie]

I could use a new boat.

[jolly folio]

Same

[delicate prairie]

It do be

[jolly folio]

A mini yatch would be based

[forest hollow]

Just asking Because bf2042 have jets and I choose bf2042

[winged inlet]

battlebits has helicopters only

[delicate prairie]

I could see about getting one.

[jolly folio]

Name the companies

[delicate prairie]

Gotta ask my union boss. He might have one

[quasi thicket]

GM "we cant afford more than X or we'll be ruined"
Uaw "ok we want X+1 then"
"But we just..."

[jolly folio]

So I can invest in these French company

[winged inlet]

why get a boat when you can use that money to build a streaming gig and become a twitch e-girl/boy

[delicate prairie]

GM Ford and Chrysler 😂

[winged inlet]

I can't

in a few months

then I can

[forest hollow]

Yea I saw it on the wiki

[delicate prairie]

Nah I’m gonna invest in bitcoin. I heard it’s on the rise with the kids these days

[warped fractal]

France car, shit man, them cars gonna be like "Revolution, here are sites to buy a guillotine":

[jolly folio]

It’s at 34k right now

used be like 25k a few months ago

[delicate prairie]

Essentially. That’s what started this whole thing 😂

[delicate prairie]

See I told you.

[winged inlet]

france is going to compete in the electric car market soon

[delicate prairie]

https://tenor.com/view/stonks-up-stongs-meme-stocks-gif-15715298

[quasi thicket]

Fiat chryslers parent company is what stellantis now... awful name

Sounds like
"See your doctor if stellantis is right for you"
-upbeat music-
"With stellantis... i have my LIFE back"
-running with family amd visibly breathing a lot and moving joints-

[jolly folio]

Ngl I was thinking of doing some a few months back but I was like nah

[delicate prairie]

Ask your doctor if stallantis is right for you!

[delicate prairie]

Same

[winged inlet]

stall-antis

[delicate prairie]

Yeah. Had a meeting about it. Stupid name.

[delicate prairie]

The UAW motto. STALL IT ALL

[winged inlet]

sounds like a drug that uh

stalls things

[delicate prairie]

Bruh

[winged inlet]

stallantis, for you and for her

[warped fractal]

Hmmm, my cat seems to be growing his winter coat

Be looking a bit more fluffy

[delicate prairie]

Bruh

[quasi thicket]

Yea
union "if you wont pay us we all walk"
Yea but if we increase wages by X% we'll have to get rid of X+y% to make up for the lost production"
Union "sounds like you know what needs done"
... you want more people to lose their jobs so you can get less dues?
Uaw "we just want to win"

[winged inlet]

there's a drug in vietnam called Red Rocket and all I can think of when I saw the ads for it on TV was dogs

[delicate prairie]

@winged inlet can you confirm?

[winged inlet]

because you know

I can't grow body hair

[delicate prairie]

We will do anything to win

[steady yarrow]

bring it back... i want it

[quasi thicket]

Yea its the lis rocket now. You're welcome

[steady yarrow]

nah. Lis rocket is a tv missle

[quasi thicket]

Its a drone that explodes when it crashes

[delicate prairie]

You’re a drone that explodes when it crashes.

Haha

[quasi thicket]

Imo
They should replace jets and attack helos with just small drones that you cant bail

And then add in a statistic for drones lost basically as a 2nd death column to out people who waste vehicles

Like these things

[steady yarrow]

we do actually have that in 2042

[quasi thicket]

We don't thats a drone

[steady yarrow]

we do have

[winged inlet]

on a portal map right

[steady yarrow]

https://youtu.be/tLcwdOXss_Y?si=_210LUQYdgCXV9K9

[quasi thicket]

Ugh does not count....

[steady yarrow]

its in the game

[jolly folio]

reminds me of a certain gun in ratchet and clank

[steady yarrow]

soo it sure does count

[quasi thicket]

That does not count. Pickups and hidden bullshit do not count

[steady yarrow]

[quasi thicket]

I nean entirely replace the minibird and such with combat drones

Mostly so morons cant bail helicopters and give them to the enemy

Or evade a death they deserve

[steady yarrow]

they just stand in spawn with a laptop in the hand lol

[quasi thicket]

https://tenor.com/view/girls-last-tour-shoujo-shuumatsu-ryokou-squish-stretch-book-gif-20324471

Ill laptop you

[steady yarrow]

ok ok. notebook

[jolly folio]

Can’t believe gordan Ramsay copied an anime moment

[delicate prairie]

Or did anime copy a Ramsay moment?

[winged inlet]

from whom did he copy cheating on his wife?

Gordon Ramsay copied Dr.disrespect confirmed

[steady yarrow]

[upbeat rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/dr-d-yayaya-aw-yeah-dr-disrespect-2time-back-to-back-champion-gif-15872944

[delicate prairie]

So an update on the walkout for the GM plant. 5,000 people walked out.

[shrewd furnace]

https://tenor.com/view/dr-disrespect-streamer-chair-rage-punch-gif-17713610

[delicate prairie]

That poor chair

[rich yacht]

Hello guys

I spilled milk on my keyboard

[steady yarrow]

nice

[rich yacht]

It doesn't work anymore

[steady yarrow]

nice

[rich yacht]

I have to use on-screen keyboard from now on

[steady yarrow]

you are typing to fast for that

[rich yacht]

I am using my phone

I would not chat using the on-screen keyboard

[quasi thicket]

Dont spill things

[shrewd furnace]

i feel sorry for his chair and mic

[delicate prairie]

Honestly yeah

[warped fractal]

Easy fix

Remove all the liquid you possibly can

put the keyboard upside down

[rich yacht]

I did

[warped fractal]

ok, now the part you need to do, get 90% or more alcohol

rubbing

[rich yacht]

Okay

[rich yacht]

The keyboard's only like $10-$15

[warped fractal]

Oh

[rich yacht]

Do you think it's worth saving?

[warped fractal]

Just buy another one

Not worth it

and either way it will work but leaving it alone

Keep it

[rich yacht]

Ok

Thanx

[warped fractal]

Takes long if you leave it alone, took my keyboard 3-4 days to start working normally after spilling, yogurt in it

and even if spraying 75% alcohol more than 3 times a day

[rich yacht]

It is milk so it might not be so easy

Either

[warped fractal]

Yogurt is similar to milk

My yogurt was more like milk

Let me send a photo as it is a bit confusing

[steady yarrow]

I poured hot chocolate onto my keyboard. Which i got one day before.

[warped fractal]

@rich yacht

[steady yarrow]

Glad i had 99% alcohol. And a heat lamp

[warped fractal]

This was the one I spilled, took a while to get it working again

[steady yarrow]

What keyboard do you have? @warped fractal

[warped fractal]

k95 platinum

[rich yacht]

Oh ok

[steady yarrow]

Ohooo

[warped fractal]

Was worth saving

[steady yarrow]

K100 opx

[quasi thicket]

Yogurt drink, the safe spoiled milk

[warped fractal]

Ah

[delicate prairie]

Ew

[steady yarrow]

The opx feels great.

[warped fractal]

I was eating a food that you usually drink it with

[quasi thicket]

Aging stuff is just controlled spoilage

Italy like
"If we keep all the other mold out the sausages will be fine to eat"
"Uh yea.. and salty af"
"Uh huh... and?"
-raises eyebrow-
"Ohhhhh"

[warped fractal]

you usually drink it with Lahmajun, both Armenia dishes

[steady yarrow]

Isnt the normal drink Airan?

[warped fractal]

And armenia may have an issue where azerbaijn may invade all of armenia soon, such a great nation azerbaijn is

[quasi thicket]

Imagine the first guy to properly age salami.
"Guys... i made something. And it didnt killl me!"
-shows them the cave full of moldy sausages-
"Ok ok.. it LOOKS gross..."

[digital schooner]

Just a minor issue

[warped fractal]

Very minor, and azerbaijn seems to be training with turkey

Definitely not sus at all

[quasi thicket]

There's some pocket of ancient christians out there theyve been trying to systemically destroy

[warped fractal]

They seem to always just end up fighting each other

[digital schooner]

Bit of a human classic really

[warped fractal]

True

I do not think the world can really help both nation, if they just end up fighting each other

[delicate prairie]

Oh okay

[digital schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/simpsons-monkey-fight-monkey-gif-5219878

[warped fractal]

The wars always seem to be around the certain land between both nation

Both nation states it is there land and both fight to try to keep it

[digital schooner]

Who is winning?

[warped fractal]

Azerbaijn won and took it

[digital schooner]

Interesting

[winged inlet]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ltCULQ-e6tc

[digital schooner]

I presume Armenia is taking it well

[warped fractal]

Yeah, they cannot really do much

[quasi thicket]

Each other
As in 1 specific group always tries to exterminate anyone "not that group"

[warped fractal]

Ah, I mean armenians were once genocided by one empire before its collapse

[quasi thicket]

Does everyone get a turn

[digital schooner]

Yep who wants to genocide the Armenians next?

[quasi thicket]

Nah it sounded like "well its their turn to genocide somebody"

Anyway

[digital schooner]

Wise

[quasi thicket]

Least surprising news story
"A suspected robber armed with a hammer was fatally shot when he allegedly tried to rob a California gun store. "

Like when you enter a dungeon cleeearly too high of level for you

[digital schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/dead-gif-18865199

[winged inlet]

robbing a gunstore with a hammer

[neon sluice]

Well none of the guns on the wall are loaded

Plus

Hammer has throwing damage

It does a crit if you hit someone with the crowbar end

[neon sluice]

At least he didn’t take your liver

[pale panther]

Who want play bf1

[digital schooner]

!!lfg

[glossy linden]

ℹ Looking for Players to play with?
Head over to the Looking For Games channel category.
Please remember to state your region when looking for players to play with!
#lfg-crossplay #lfg-pc #lfg-xbox #lfg-playstation

[digital schooner]

What is up with it starting with i?

Was it always like that?

[quasi thicket]

https://tenor.com/view/banderitax-fortnite-super-mario-jmans-jeremymansford-gif-18016222

[winged inlet]

don't think so

[quasi thicket]

"Rounda two oaki?"

[winged inlet]

oh jeez, hamas released a hostage while still keeping her husband so she would say nice thing about them

that's fucked up

[quasi thicket]

Yea... theyre genocidal fascists... what do you expect

[neon sluice]

Remember

Hamas is not Palestine

[quasi thicket]

X

[winged inlet]

yeah

[digital schooner]

Better yet let us blame Israel for that

[quasi thicket]

They've had 50 years to force hamas out ive yet to see results

If anything theyve embraced it more

[neon sluice]

I’m just amazed

This has come out and everyone is like “let’s try and take this with grains of salt”

“Remember the casualties on both sides!”

Where was this for Ukraine?

[digital schooner]

Not everything is black and white guys!

[neon sluice]

I’m still fucking worried about what’s going on in Europe

[quasi thicket]

When what
Russia genocides ukrainians by forcing a famine?

[digital schooner]

Drippy

[quasi thicket]

When the soviets took control of ukraine after ww2, they forced a mass famine and killed off millions of ukrainians. This is why east Ukraine speaks russian more.

This is also russias claim to donbas

[digital schooner]

I’ll have you know a tankie once showed me a “true” source saying they didn’t

[winged inlet]

yeah forcing them to speak russian or die now claiming those people speak russian because they want to be annexed

[quasi thicket]

The truest source would be the newyork times who also ignored the holocaust seooooo

[neon sluice]

Tankies are just terrible people in general

[quasi thicket]

The ottoman empire tried to systematically force out and wipe out the jewish population of israel for decades and decades. When ww1 ended the brits took their pizzacutter to the region and used Hadrians name for the region of Palestine. The origin of Palestine is the greek Philistines that left the region long before.

Tankies?

[neon sluice]

Tankies

[quasi thicket]

What is that

[digital schooner]

Communist

[quasi thicket]

Not "say it again"

[neon sluice]

But worse

[quasi thicket]

So.. irans gov

Not the people

[neon sluice]

Imagine a communist that denies the holodomor, the ughyurs (I can’t spell it) in China, and every atrocity committed by a communist state

[digital schooner]

Communist dick riders basically

[neon sluice]

The name comes from the fact that the Soviets would usually suppress uprisings with tanks

[quasi thicket]

Well when brutalist regimes come into power theres always ass kissers that want favor

[digital schooner]

I like to kiss both sides so that I come out on top

[quasi thicket]

Tank rolls in
"Citizen keep an eye out for enemy sympathizers"
"My neighbor owns a bad flag"

[neon sluice]

As a man with Italian heritage - I support this message

[distant basalt]

but you are so damm pretty

[neon sluice]

I’m flattered and confused

[distant basalt]

you are so pretty i would kiss you if i was gay

[digital schooner]

Show us those gorgeous Italian eyes

[distant basalt]

sadly im not gay

[distant basalt]

im not italian bro

i would be delighted to have an italian gf

[digital schooner]

Don’t need to be gay to kiss a cute guy sugar

[quasi thicket]

Yado

[distant basalt]

my goal is to get an ashen hair norweigan woman

[neon sluice]

it’s not gay if you’re not making eye contact

[quasi thicket]

More

[distant basalt]

tbh i really want a gf rn

[digital schooner]

Be the gf you were meant to be

[neon sluice]

Become asexual

[distant basalt]

my instincts are way too heavy for me, at 24 years of age and still a virgin, im just not being able to control myself

[distant basalt]

im a male mf

[winged inlet]

https://www.videogameschronicle.com/news/blizzard-is-giving-away-a-diablo-themed-pc-thats-liquid-cooled-with-real-human-blood/

[neon sluice]

become bipolar where one side is a man and the other is a femboy

[digital schooner]

Ah man I need to donate blood? Cringe

[distant basalt]

whats a bipolar?? ik the disorder is that what you are talking about??

[neon sluice]

It’s two polar bears

[winged inlet]

only americans can partake

[digital schooner]

1984

[distant basalt]

we dont want that shit, do you even imagine how trash it would smell?? human blood smells like ass, ik cause of experience

[digital schooner]

Give me the edgy pc

[neon sluice]

Who’s making the PC

[distant basalt]

im no animal im a human

[neon sluice]

That’s what the government wants you to believe

[digital schooner]

I fear I might accidentally shart

[neon sluice]

I’m gonna brown

[distant basalt]

gov can just go ahead and fk itself nobody cares, im 24 and never even voted ever in my life

[winged inlet]

that's some bitchless behavior

[digital schooner]

Too many dumbasses vote without having a clue what they are voting for

I encourage people not to vote

[winged inlet]

[quasi thicket]

Ive voted even in elections where i had nothing to vote on

[neon sluice]

I vote but I make sure that I’m aware of who I’m voting for

[digital schooner]

My sister knows someone who literally plans on just randomly voting for a candidate

[quasi thicket]

If you let elections slip by
That's when they slip in stupid shit

[soft cairn]

How about find out what to vote for and then vote

[digital schooner]

If you aren’t going to even pay slight attention don’t vote

[distant basalt]

whys that??

[winged inlet]

back in Vietnam when I went to vote the guard at the booth told me to give him my ticket so he would fill it in for me. He wasn't asking. He demanded.

[quasi thicket]

One time my home town tried to slide in this ordinance all
"If a neighbor wants a fence. Both home owners have to pay for it"

[digital schooner]

That is a good idea, too many hoes don’t do that

[soft cairn]

I have anime pfp im the bitchless one

[distant basalt]

who said that?? lets go fk em up

[soft cairn]

I have no enemies

[quasi thicket]

They put sneaky votes in on the off timed elections because they know fewer voters

[soft cairn]

Except communists

[jolly folio]

Imagine being a commie

[quasi thicket]

Never

[soft cairn]

Cant imagine that

Its like losing humanity

[winged inlet]

I don't need to imagine

I lived that commie live

[soft cairn]

I love that my country has been molested by communism for years

[winged inlet]

my brother got a promotion recently and my mom called me to ask that I send back my current address and passport scan

they need to do a background check on me who hasn't met my brother in 6 years

fucking scumbags

[soft cairn]

Bacon

[proven compass]

Lol I don't understand

[quasi thicket]

Suspicious....

[proven compass]

Why are they doing a background check

[winged inlet]

my brother works in the goverment

[proven compass]

They want you to give your identity to your brother ?

[quasi thicket]

Does he work ah yea military gov weapons etc

[winged inlet]

they need to make sure I'm not a traitor

since he's getting the big role

[quasi thicket]

Hmmmmm

[soft cairn]

xD

Discord user

[quasi thicket]

https://tenor.com/view/suspicious-dog-gif-20342502

[proven compass]

You're a traitor

We all know it

[soft cairn]

100% a traitor looking to stal classified documents to post on war thunder forum

[winged inlet]

tax department

vietnamese IRS

[soft cairn]

Not the irs

Irs jumpscare

[quasi thicket]

The second he gets the job send him physicsl mail asking him for tax favors

Print in large metallic ink

[soft cairn]

I dont pay taxes so i can buy nitro

[winged inlet]

wydm I met with multiple vietnames ambassadors, I'm a red-and-yellow blooded PATRIOT

[winged inlet]

I don't pay tax in Vietnam

[proven compass]

You met ambassadors ?

[quasi thicket]

Traitor

[winged inlet]

as far as they know I'm unemployed here

lol

[digital schooner]

You have disappointed the party

[distant basalt]

voting is a waste of time

[soft cairn]

Quite the opposite mu friend

[winged inlet]

yeah used to work liaison for a university in Italy, went to the vietnamese embassy a lot

[quasi thicket]

Suspicious

[soft cairn]

Unless you have only leftist parties to vote for like i heard romania has

[proven compass]

But he appointed his fellow European mates, I'm happy to know he pays taxes to build bridges in my country

[digital schooner]

Hell yeah baby

[proven compass]

Looks really good, you liked it ?

[winged inlet]

no

shit job

shit pay

[proven compass]

[steady yarrow]

italy. Olé

[soft cairn]

Good job good pay still no taxes cause fuck my leftist government they dont deserve a dime from me on their pro child abuse programs

[winged inlet]

I'm a recruiter now, I'm technically working for both the Danish and French governments

[quasi thicket]

Recruiter for vietnam

[proven compass]

Working for who ?

Cats confirmed French ???

[winged inlet]

I'm never working for Vietnam lmao

[soft cairn]

Fr*nch

[quasi thicket]

"Hey there sir if i could ask you some questions... have you ever thought about serving somebody elses country?"

[winged inlet]

technically haven't started the French project, next january I will

[soft cairn]

My condolences

Fuck the french

[proven compass]

That's insulting af bro

[soft cairn]

[proven compass]

I hope it's gonna be good, you don't want to face our administration though

[soft cairn]

I may perhaps have half british blood in me

[proven compass]

What does it have to do with being French ?

[soft cairn]

It does with hating on fr*nch ppl

[winged inlet]

I'm not working directly with you guys, I'm just hiring people who will, they are the ones dealing with the bureaucracy

[soft cairn]

Drafted

[proven compass]

You lads shit on my country while you eat pudding and stews

[soft cairn]

I eat pierogis

They’re delicious

[quasi thicket]

I dont necessarily hate french people

[winged inlet]

pierogies are trash

shit food

0/10

[soft cairn]

I dont care about your opinion

[quasi thicket]

Just their cars, engineering, food, almost all their choices,...

[soft cairn]

Revolutions

[quasi thicket]

Yea dont like that

[soft cairn]

Being the first ones to surrender at everything

[winged inlet]

French food is nice wdym

[soft cairn]

[soft cairn]

Baguette

[quasi thicket]

I do thank them for waking the germans up with napoleon who kinda forced the germans to unite

[soft cairn]

Napoleon chad

Only good french person

[winged inlet]

fresh baguette with condensed milk yummm

[soft cairn]

But still

I hate that guy

[soft cairn]

What

Nah man

You eat it raw

[quasi thicket]

Before napoleon, the germans were like "lets be a bunch of tiny states nobody can tell us what to do"
Napoleon "i can" -starts shooting-

[soft cairn]

Milk is for cookies

Or cake

Or high testosterone men conquering europe

[quasi thicket]

That's when you start getting like Prussia coming together. Bavaria kind of grouping up

[winged inlet]

I'm gonna eat pierogis tomorrow so I can feel depressed again

[soft cairn]

[soft cairn]

Im depressed cause i live in poland

[quasi thicket]

Eventually they do basicslly unite even though like Bavaria still doesnt get along super well with the north

[soft cairn]

Not for long tho

[proven compass]

The fuck is that

[soft cairn]

Use google

[winged inlet]

Polish dumplings

[soft cairn]

Ty

[proven compass]

Thanks dude you're the real decent one

[soft cairn]

At least im not french

[quasi thicket]

Perogies are just like... bread pockets with madhed potatoes inside

[winged inlet]

often filled with minced meat that's overminced so they taste like nothing

[proven compass]

Ok you're not the real decent one eventually

[soft cairn]

Because you eat them in your shithole where food is tasteless

[quasi thicket]

Im not even mad that they stole loraine from ze germans

[winged inlet]

the cheese ones are okay, but the meat perogis are just bad

I live in Poland

[soft cairn]

Bydgoszczanin

[proven compass]

And what are you then ?

[distant basalt]

nope, no matter who you vote or what you do, its all pre planned, every single gov or president is just the same as everyone, normal people will never be happy and nobody cares about them

[winged inlet]

I think he's Polish lol

[proven compass]

And he's shitting on MY country ?

The fuck is even wrong with him ?

[quasi thicket]

Ive never had any perogies beyond ones with potatoes inside

[winged inlet]

understandably would get upset if people say pierogis are doodoo

[quasi thicket]

But they strike me as just like.. baked ravioli

[winged inlet]

the potato and cheese one is not bad

[soft cairn]

Dont care i still vote for far right and refuse to elaborate and wait for ww3 when moving out to uae

Great troll

[winged inlet]

I had duck pierogis once, know what they did to the duck meat? They minced it

who the fuck mince duck

[soft cairn]

Duck meat is trash

Cow meat or chicken best

[quasi thicket]

We farm frillions of chickens for a reason

[soft cairn]

Kfc

[solemn vapor]

cat meat tastes like chicken

[distant basalt]

yup, nobody cares, fk this world

[soft cairn]

Ty

[soft cairn]

I care

[winged inlet]

I've never had cat meat, fortunately

[soft cairn]

[distant basalt]

then you have never tasted goat

meat

[jolly folio]

ngl eating every type of meat would be interesting

[soft cairn]

NOTHING beats wagyu

[solemn vapor]

only know it cuz of the local chinese

[winged inlet]

https://tenor.com/view/wojak-doomer-gif-25753254

[distant basalt]

never tasted it, maybe you are right

[soft cairn]

Best beef

[jolly folio]

ngl hate it when that happens

[distant basalt]

i dont eat beaf

beef

[soft cairn]

Skill issue

[jolly folio]

a Chinese results got shutdown because of that

[soft cairn]

[winged inlet]

I've had weasel, I guess it's kinda like cat, right?

[soft cairn]

Octopus is good

[solemn vapor]

eh the chinese here is pretty fishy

[winged inlet]

like they smell like fish or are they sus?

[soft cairn]

Tehyre fishy

[distant basalt]

tbh i dont think it can beat dog meat

[winged inlet]

Groovy

[soft cairn]

I dont like dogs but i ain’t gonna eat one

[distant basalt]

you should try, its so crispy my god, it will open your jaws like nothing else

[solemn vapor]

they sus

[distant basalt]

cat meat is great too, so soft and juicy

[winged inlet]

do they have a nail salon?

[soft cairn]

Wagyu is the best meat

[solemn vapor]

from what I know they own a few shops in town

[winged inlet]

yup

they are evading taxation

[soft cairn]

Fuck taxes

[solemn vapor]

can they teach me how

[soft cairn]

I can

[winged inlet]

hire illegal immigrants

[distant basalt]

then we are just talking out of our ass, i didnt taste wagyu you didnt taste dog cat or frog, neither of us knows what the other guy is talking about

[soft cairn]

It is generally known that wagyu is the best meat

Ask any steak person

[solemn vapor]

someone bless me to get the best drop from this shit boss

[winged inlet]

there's a mall in Warsaw that's just filled with illegal chinese and vietnamese immigrants. They give out notices on their facebook page whenever the immigration inspectors come to find people

[quasi thicket]

Hope you get that rune hatchet you wanted

[soft cairn]

The price also suggests the taste

[quasi thicket]

I dunno whats good for poor people in os rs

[distant basalt]

but what of other meat?? its generally considered the best cause steak is being consumed by 90% of the world, if you give dog or cat meat a try im 100% sure you wont be disappointed

[soft cairn]

I like eating dead animals not pets

[quasi thicket]

Wagyus good but like. Would i rather have 10 good steaks than 1 insanely priced one

[soft cairn]

Its a case of morality not refusing to try

[quasi thicket]

Dog and cat is definitely inferior meat

[distant basalt]

there are many people on the planet who consume like lion or tiger meat or bear meat and they say it tastes great too

[winged inlet]

I LOVE paying out the ass every month to the Polish tax office and get treated like I'm a criminal because I look like the people who usually do crimes

[soft cairn]

Could try those

[quasi thicket]

Beef is good because cows dont compete for food with humans

Dogs and cats eat meat.
Which is also what humans eat

[distant basalt]

what morality lol?? just cause dogs and cats are considered a 'pet' in your area it became morality case? there are many cultures too where cow is scared, the best country that comes to my mind is india

[soft cairn]

Polish irs dorsnt care its like 5 guys who do the tax by pen and not computer systems

[soft cairn]

Cows are food cats are pets

As simple as that

[distant basalt]

im sure you wont be able to come back if you announced you eat cow in india lol

well cow is like a god to indians so idk about food thing

[soft cairn]

Wow

But im not indian

[winged inlet]

I work for a company my tax payment is automatically deducted every paycheck

and it's a lot of money

it's pain

[soft cairn]

Do you know that people can have different morality depending on the place they were born at?

In yougoslavia it was normal to commit war crimes

In poland jts not

[quasi thicket]

Pigs are also good because pigs act as recyclers for food waste. So pigs eat the trash. We get pork.

[soft cairn]

[winged inlet]

Pork is pogger

best meat

[soft cairn]

Pork is meat for sandwiches

[quasi thicket]

Nah if i reincarnate i want to be a superhero

[soft cairn]

Homelander

[quasi thicket]

Or a brokenly overpowered isekai character

[soft cairn]

This you can do irl

[quasi thicket]

Nah

[soft cairn]

Yah

Just get rich

[quasi thicket]

That wont let me be immortal and overpowered

[digital schooner]

The time I reincarnated into an alternate world and a bunch of women fell in love with my bland personality

[quasi thicket]

Thats just money

[soft cairn]

Sure?

[quasi thicket]

Yea isekai animes are pretty dumb these days

[soft cairn]

Why Elizabeth had minecraft undying totems tgen

[quasi thicket]

Like 20 word titles and theyre all basically the same shit

[soft cairn]

Explain

[digital schooner]

You can bet when I get isekaid I’m introducing them bitches to the musket

[quasi thicket]

https://tenor.com/view/escaflowne-mech-mecha-anime-gif-12083604276930376236

Isakai in the 90s

[distant basalt]

im not saying you are lol, im just saying that morality is a 'you' thing, im an indian, and cow is like a god here lol, but idc about it i still eat cow and when people know about it they look disgusted xd but nobody cares about them trash superstious clowns

atleast i dont

[soft cairn]

Morality can change on the place you were born

And i wasnt born jn india to not eat beef

[winged inlet]

immediately mass produce Eoka pistols to overthrow the government

[soft cairn]

Ted kazinski

[digital schooner]

I’ve decided wizards are a bunch of bitches and shall arm the people

I summon a fucking gun

[quasi thicket]

Unless its one of those "you're reborn as a baby" ones

[soft cairn]

Me after the local wizard turned me into a cat:

[digital schooner]

Abra kadabra this lead ball out of your head

[quasi thicket]

A 5yo all
"And you mix the sulfur and saltpeter ARE YOU LISTENING?!"
"Awww so cute"

[digital schooner]

That’s why you wait till you can just do it yourself

[winged inlet]

is this Cali compliant

[soft cairn]

@distant basalt alr bath time is over and its time to go back to real life, hustle never stops

[digital schooner]

It is if you ain’t a bitch

[soft cairn]

Gn or w/e i go work

[distant basalt]

but from where im from, what i do is considered one of the worst crimes commited by a human lol

[quasi thicket]

Cant tell if it has a threaded muzzle or pistol grip

[distant basalt]

fk them clowns

[digital schooner]

It has a threaded muzzle

[distant basalt]

alr, see ya later, good luck to you

[digital schooner]

Has a flashhider or something on it

[quasi thicket]

Then nope

[digital schooner]

Guess the mag could be pinned to the gun

I’ve seen that done a few times

[quasi thicket]

The mag also looks too big for kalifornia ze control state

[digital schooner]

Let’s em look tacticool lol

[winged inlet]

mag is 15-rounder

[quasi thicket]

CA had some gun ban stuff overturned recently so i dunno what was re-allowed

[digital schooner]

Might be a whole new world for Cali gun owners

Unless you were a chad breaking the law

[winged inlet]

loading your ar-15 with a stripper clip has got to be the most embarrassing thing

[digital schooner]

Get laughed out of the range

[winged inlet]

they buffed the AK's medium range damage so now if you use the semi-auto mode it increases that damage even more

making it a one shot kill anywhere on the body

[digital schooner]

Potent

[winged inlet]

it's stronger than all the sniper rifles

lmao

I'm gonna abuse the shit out of this

[steady yarrow]

and everybody was mad that the 880 mcs oneshots in 20 meter range lol

[digital schooner]

I have dmz ideas

[lilac forge]

So AK74 is called Kastov?

[digital schooner]

Aye the kastov 545

[lilac forge]

And AK47 is called Kalshnikov?

[winged inlet]

yeah the AKs are Kastov in this game

[digital schooner]

Cringe as hell

The fennec makes me wanna ree

[winged inlet]

kastov 7.62 is the ak103 and kastov 5.45 is the ak105

[digital schooner]

Not used to have auto correct

[quasi thicket]

Kalashnikov?

[winged inlet]

fennec doesn't have the space for the recoil buffer system of the irl vector

it's cursed

[digital schooner]

Real chads put the wood stock and hand guard on the kastov

[digital schooner]

So damn fugly

[quasi thicket]

My favorite is like
What does the AR in AR15 mean

[winged inlet]

armalite?

[quasi thicket]

You weren't aupposed to get it almost correctly right away

[digital schooner]

Holy shit the assault rifle 15

[quasi thicket]

No

[winged inlet]

LMAO

[quasi thicket]

Thank you for being wrong

[digital schooner]

No problem

[quasi thicket]

Yea its armalite rifle 15 as in the 15th model

[lilac forge]

There’s AK100-105?

Tf

[winged inlet]

ARmalite Rifle 15?

bruh

[quasi thicket]

No its Armalite Rifle cause they also had pistols

[digital schooner]

Yeah bunch of different ak series

[digital schooner]

Armalite Rifles

[winged inlet]

should have called it the ARR-15 then

[digital schooner]

Arrrr matey

[lilac forge]

What’s new in the 100 series?

[winged inlet]

polymer and shorter barrels

[quasi thicket]

Or thought they did

[gaunt eagle]

mwii only and doesn't say mid range

[digital schooner]

Reee no dmz rifle

[lilac forge]

@winged inlet Aren’t they called Kalshnikovs though?

[digital schooner]

I wanted to be based and tabuk pilled

[winged inlet]

then idk what's wrong with it lol, in the shooting range it's a 1hk against the farthest dummy

[digital schooner]

They are called kastovs in mw22

[digital schooner]

Does dmz go by war zone changes or mw22

[winged inlet]

warzone

[digital schooner]

Good to know

[winged inlet]

in mw3 there's the modernized khyber bolt-action ak

[lilac forge]

AK-19

[winged inlet]

doodoo

[digital schooner]

Ah yes that thing

[gaunt eagle]

https://www.callofduty.com/en/patchnotes/2023/09/Call-of-Duty-Modern-Warfare-II-Warzone-Season-06-Patch-Notes

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Fortnite for slightly older children

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it's a sniper rifle in the game and shoots really quickly for a sniper lol

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Fornite no build goes hard as fuck

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fornite nobuild is so fun

you can hire NPCs now?

wtf

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I wouldnt know since im not a child

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they beat the shit out of the kids playing on mobile

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Nothing more manly than killing goku and hitting the griddy

[gaunt eagle]

this?
https://youtu.be/lbSJnwg4nX4?si=ZunwfiAd-nnoAgW-

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it's not based on this nah

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It ain’t even straight pull in game

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Yike

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they upgraded this to 2023

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Kinda funny though

Very odd choice

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now there will be gunsmithing companies trying to make a modernized straightpull AK

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I don’t like that they have a 410 shotgun

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And a straight pull AK that uses a gas tube to push the bolt

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lol that, use the slug rounds and it's a shitty rifle

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410mm

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Oh we are gonna fight highly trained operators? Better bring a fucking 410

Bring a fucking derringer for a sidearm while you’re at it

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can a 410 slug even penetrate normal body armor

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https://tenor.com/view/railgun-fire-railgun-railgun-projectile-railgun-ballistics-railgun-footage-gif-19417057

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I don't think it can

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I’d be surprised

Think it’s roughly as powerful as 45lc

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tactical 410 automatic shotgun lol

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410 shotguns also fire .410 cartridges though is why people buy em

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it's quite bad

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410 bore shotgun pistols (modern) can fire 45 colt

Not 45acp

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you can fire 45acp out of a taurus but it will blow up

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did i hear "Taurus"?

https://esut.de/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/Taurus-Langstrecken-Luft-Boden-Marschflugkörper-abgefeuert-von-einer-F-15K-der-südkoreanischen-Luftwaffe.jpg

Taurus