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I only want to use the Lee Enfield
Make it two shot and it’ll be alright
Playing it from battlefield 5 it’s time to kill is longer than me using the M5A3
Quite a bit of a time difference between bc2 and 2042, and 1942 and 2042
Bc2 and bf3 are all modern guns, so they could realistically pop up fairly often on the battlefield
Yeah but we’re seeing both sides of the Ukraine conflict use ww2 guns such as the mosin nagant and PPSH
it’s not far fetched
Not very realistic for say two major nations though
I would even say they would more realistically pop up on the Battlefield than AOW guns, in a context of shortages in terms of material and guns it would make sense to use guns that got produced massively in the last 25 years
Exactly what i think too
It's also an argument for me because I would prefer guns from 2000s to 2020s rather than AOW guns 
Lmao
This is also battlefield
Realism isn’t always the top priority
Hmm idk the aow utilities weapons are neat
Lmg got bested by vault guns for me
M60e4 and xm8 lmg are above others
But aow smgs are defintely better than vaults
Brrrr
state of art guns?
wasn't there supposed to be an update yesterday?
Maybe
What do you mean ?
oh Xbox forgot there was an update nvm
@proven compass latest designs
Yeah but you just said "state of art guns" what's the actual question ?
so you longer get the premium BP with a ea play pro ?
Then, someone can't handle other people real opinion and starts fighting, and then it becomes a riot
🧐🧐🧐

At least it isn't ohio
🔥🔥🔥
it’s only a matter of time until the US takes Canada for its violent war crimes
ahh jey as hell... wanted to b low shjt up and its updating??
it’ll be like fallout
Ohio thinks they’re the shit so it’s karma
The coolest states in USA are after all Texas, Ohio and Wisconsin, Florida close 4th
Is the hour glass rework already out or is it drip feed
Or til nobody is left in canada from "assisted" "medical" "suicide"
Lmfao
Wait, what war crimes?

This is funny, awesome and it just works 
Revelation do you play Battlefield because I feel like you don't even like the franchise, you're just moderating in here because you love us fools too hard to leave us 
Yes I do. Just haven't touched 2042
Isn't it the opposite, like you invade them and you're the on committing war crimes ? I saw Fallout 1 and 2 intro you know 
Guys I got a new job
You don't like it ?
What is it ?
Correct
@proven compass Amazon delivery driver. But It pays good.
Which entries do you prefer ?
Looks good, I hope you'll enjoy it 
I hope you won't get robbed too 
Did you just say "maybe" ? Loving BF3 and BF4 is an obligation 
@proven compass or bit by a mob of dogs
Or die of heatstroke
Lol
Either way more money
But I have bad news as well
My computer is fucked
That can happen ? There are gangs of dogs where you live ? 
In some areas
But Its relatively close to where I live so I know the area.
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YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME ALIVE ELON!!
Canadians deserved it 
they didn’t want to give up their resources so 
Lmao the more I talk with you the more I tend to realize how sociopathic you are
If imperialism could be someone it would be you without the shadow of a doubt
It's passive joking like he jokes but he kinda thinks it at the same time
lol
@proven compass
Hear me out
for legal reasons I am indeed joking for I am making a bit

I’m a step ahead 
Where this comes from ?
Yes ?
Is there a bug where your ea friends are shown offline? Can’t play with my PC friend since he is always shown offline, I get notifications in game that I received an inv but cannot accept it
hillarious movie
one of my fave comedies the past like 10 years
Excuse me, but I'm going to celebrate having my custom portal mode featured in a few weeks 



Does sound pog
Drinking with my boss. she made me hotdog.
Me drunk, me go home and play 2042
_ _
maybe if i make the wrong person like it
you cant
My heart will always be Leo 
So, good news, our water is still being worked on
And even better we got news from the water company that our tap is literally undrinkable
Not even boiled
breh
And I happened to have 2 cups of tea this morning
Atleast it’s not contaminated with uranium 
LOL
I don’t trust the bottom left cat 
lets make sure they haunt donkey in his sleep 😄
i heard about it
now that is ART
it's beautiful
ive seen those posters all over this place aswell. blizzard really went full out
Fire in Canada
Smoke got directed to ny
Apparently it’s also one of the best launches Blizzard had in the first weekend
So long they have enough maple syrup it should be fine

Most money
ye maybe im biased since i grew up playing them
last zelda i played was ocarina of time but damn i loved that game
when i was a kid
3,7 million
Which is still insane
ye its rated nr1 game in the world according to metacritics
ocarina of time
2042=shit movement=shit gunplay=shit no outplay potential=shit mouse input broken=shit
big cringe
none is forcing u to play mate
Indeed 
I dont play it lol
Atleast put the bait in the right channel 
lol
There’s more people there than here
it’s all 2042 talk
true
No where is safe besides cursed cat and technology
just messing
good day all, i have a question i just dl bf 2042 i cant get my ps controller to work, i don't have any other ties to my
and it does the auto fire when i spawn in, i unplugged the mouse and still same issue also changed the settings in game but still same issue, I'm playing on ps4 and the pc version is so much better i just need help getting my controller to work.
play via steam if you want controller to work correctly
can u turn on steam and use it even if u bought directly from ea
i tried i added the game and still having the problem
i got it from epic and attached it to steam
I think my computer broke
okey this is kind of creepy
Hommie

Crackhead bob
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Hear me out
All we need is like 40k bananas times by a million of those yellow feckers

game start buttons are not active what should I do
Not sure why but I never got update six today. Restarted Steam twice no difference.
verify cache files
He dies in it ?
The monkey leaders are now discussing the consequences of the biggest discovery of their time: The fact that Gainomax is better than bananas. Should mankind be worried?
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I leave for like two minutes and chat is filled with monkeys.

My heart goes out to the people who lost their lives in kasakhstan from the 2.3gt astroid impact 😭
Come again? 
My heart goes out to the people who lost their lives in kasakhstan from the 2.3gt astroid impact 😭
Monkey
@royal thunder hold on wait, what??
Yeah 900000 years ago
You talking about the quazeh. Are they even people???
It was a joke my punchin potato
Punching potato 😂
The only potato here is the potato who calls quazeh people!!!!
Who is quazeh my fellow potato buddy ?
The species that lived 900000 years ago LMAO
Fuck the quazeh 
and u remember that ?
Did they look human or they looked like fucking monkeys on crack ?
lol
What did you eat today then ?
@proven compass monkey with crack habits
Good good, I guess crack at this time was more pure with less chemical products 
Do you take a video of what you eat every day lmao ?
NO LMAO
Yummy potatoes
idk if its common outside sweden but theyre called hasselback potatos, try em
We woke up Revelation with potatoes, interesting
🧐📝
Good thing there’s no Irish lads Amongus
Why ?
Lmao WTF is that kind of gif
one mention of potato and they’ll all come in like a storm 
@proven compass hungry gif
Ha I see lol, not to mention a lot of alcohol drinks are made out of potatoes

Ngl if it was to eat those potatoes I would eat rn
Good pork chops are great
Barbecue that shit, and ye be rolling
Dice it and fry it tastes great too
DICE it and fry it :)
Sausages are incredible on a BBQ
@proven compass damn boi y'all making me hungry with all this food talk!!!!
You can make better food out of pork than just pork chops 
Sausages with crackers n cheese is the shit
Same sauteed red potatoes and sheet mmmmmhmmmmmmm
Dude I made myself hungry af 
Now fried sausages with cheese n crackers was bloody great
The sausage damn near popped in your mouty
Sausages with WHAT ?

Crackers n cheese
Put cheese and sausage on top of a cracker, consume
Simple and bloody delicious
This is heresy

could eat hundred of those little bastards
how about cold meatballs directly out of the package to save time?
Eating em cold?
yes
Bit odd personally
or on some bread
Cold pizza is good though
From a lad who eats raw lasagnas for 2 weeks straight it doesn't surprise me 
lol
Fried spam on a burger bun is tasty too
When I order pizza and can't eat all at once I save the rest and cook it again on my BBQ, delicious af 
i said to save time, cmon.
More less a spam burger lol
😦
What's that ?
Well i’ll be damned, that ain’t a half bad idea friend
Thanks, I thought I was just crazy but I see I'm not the only cultured lad here 🥲
Where is the burger I just see the ham or the hamburger 
Cut it into slices and fry it mate, that stuff tastes fucking good
What is it really lol ? Like ham or ?
If i ever make some more i’ll get a pic for you
some highly compressed ham in can it looks like
Ahhh man sausage patties, fucking love those
Yeah please I've never seen this in Europe
Fraid i aint much of a rice fan
some institute here voiced concern about eating excessive amounts of rice as it can contain arsenic
but idk
Let it kill me
I'm here for a good time not a long time
Add spammmmm
And its yummy
hey does anyone know why im just in a infinite loading screen on pc?
Good evening, I usually play 2042 in the normal conquest with active crosplay but in the player list, when I press on someone who is from the console, the option to display profile simply does not appear and only appears to display profile in those who are pc
Perhaps because the profile they have is on a different platform, your pc can’t access the information
That is just me making a guess though
Wonder if any youtubers have gotten their names yoinked
doesnt everyone have to make a unique name now? i would prefer the numbers. they say they change it cuz ppl mix up the numbers and cant add their friends. but c'mon is it that hard?
It’s not, it has its cons but the discriminator numbers made discord special
Oh probably 😂
Got my username yippee
lucky
@copper gull I got you
@knotty needle @tender basin well done guys on this update
Update is pretty awesome, and thanks for bringing back the dweagle 🥹
Actually awesome congrats bruv
In case anyone from yesterday was here. Yeah we are still suffering from smoke down here on the east coast. Masks are a wonderful thing. But god damn it’s horrible out.
Yeah we dying over here
It’s horrible. It smells like shit.
it's a hypothesis
you know that chat that shows who revived, killed, and etc? recently they changed the position, before it was above the mini map and now it is in the upper right corner but in my opinion it was bad because before I could particularly see what was happening more easily and now that they changed it, there is no possibility to change the position chat location since 2042 has a lot of settings and this is frustrating
If it wasn’t for the ash on the hood of my car this morning I wouldn’t have noticed anything
its the infamous MTG
I mean, slight orange haze is not as bad as ohio, is it true that the memes make ohio seem like a terrible place to live at?
What would happen to the person if he says he claimed the username
They better hope nobody else does first
everyday I wake up in despair knowing I was born into the hellscape known as Ohio
Wonder when it will be my turn to face the wall change my name
Just played spiderman again, I'm sure it has good sound design but I couldn't hear anything
VRRRRR
Did ya have the volume set all the way?
I had it at 35 which is super load for my TV, already worried about the speakers after that so I didn't want any higher
Fair enough
Hi guys! so me and my gf are new to battlefield and we where trying to have some fun but noticed that almost every qonquest match has Hackers in them is there any game mode that does not have this issue. Or are they working on a better anti-cheat? i would like to know. (we are both still in the refund time
)
Which battlefield
1 and V AFAIK are screwed when it comes to cheaters, 2042 would be your best bet at avoiding them or playing community servers in bf4 and bfv, they seem dead in bf1 afaik
Damn Canada what the hell are you guys doing over there? your forest is on fire but the smog is spreading in New York and went to Philidelphia
That's a shame, go help em out
Do stats reset every season?
AFAIK, no
They shouldn’t 
PC i presume?
@hidden tartan I love that profile pic, I have a bigger version as my background :)
If only
Managed to secure my username. Thank god
Well done
Another Season of Battlefield. Another Season of Cancerous Resets of the Game meaning I have to watch the forbidden tutorial again its like the one bug EA refuses to call a bug.
the only other stupid thing is now EA is hurting for money well they can keep hurting I paid for their game the Really Expensive Version im not paying for Premium I already bought
The new vault attachments are bugged
Hello guys! I hope everybody is doing amazing here. I am new here haha, and I just have a question. I was wondering if any of you guys recommend that I should stick to BFV or if I should go up to BF2042 and stick to that? I apologize because I know that you guys all probably get this question a lot haha. I have tried out both games as well, but I am mainly wondering how many people did switch to BF2042, from previously playing BFV, and enjoyed it a lot (on BF2042 I am saying).
Running into a weird issue with BFV where the game thinks my 1440p monitor is 1920x1200. When it lauches in fullscreen, this leads to the monitor losing signal. Anyone else ran into this before?
@woeful relic I'm occationally still playing BFV, but 2042 is my go-to BF for quite some time now. I enjoy it more than BF1 and BFV because i prefer a modern setting and it feels closer to my all-time fave, BF4. No regrets here, 2042 feels more responsive in comparison i think and it's fun to play on new maps and use different weaponry. BFV's maps just got repetitive after 600+ hours, but i have that 'issue' with every BF after a couple of years
Not really the right channel. But if they say they’re full but not unlocked, just get a few kills with each and they should unlock when the round ends.
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Very nice buddy


They are not, i don’t post pictures of my guns
oh no
I post them because i like how they look
i dont mean those guns
understandable
Cause we're Americans
HEY
i was going to say that
yo wut da fuk goin on in new yor doe
is the goverment like posioning you guys or what 😂
Is there a BF1 dedicated server?
Fun too
Well my friend i wont judge someone for holding an opinion
Actually i do regularly but that is beside the point

i dont play this game, but after checking it out again 6 months later, UI and everyone has improved a lot, map is alright, still visibility issues, new damage numbers are cool (i thought i would hate them), "still no points tallying up like previous games which was cool", BUT!, game still despite the improved FPS has random FPS drops, stutters, bad 1% lows, on both my PCS, one a 2080TI and another 4090 , game is blurry and TSAA forced anything below 4K looks bad and visibility is an issue, game is lacking 1x OPTICS, and all the optics are wrong FOVS, 1.25x is like a 1.78-1.8x or something, noticed the solo mode the tickrate is 20hz, i should be able to play OFFLINE and not on some 20 tick online server, anyways kinda nice job, hopefully next title the game runs smoother
game looks crisp to me but im on a 28" 4k monitor, so maybe ure right about it being blurry in lower resolutions
Hopefully next time they give us console folk some wiggle room from you M and K stat padders lol
im kind of happy tho that it runs smooth most of the time with my old 3900x . but im only aiming for 60 fps
Yeah solo/co-op servers have been fucked since season 4 began iirc, and since dice hasn't done anything I'm gonna assume it's intentional
60fps is good ;-;
doesnt ppl want like 144fps in fps games nowdays tho
They should just give console native mouse and keyboard support, don't know why that was never in the cards for a crossplay game that matches with PC ¯_(ツ)_/¯
im kind of sad tho that i dont dare to play my fav game i used to play since 2004 as it easily goes up several thousand fps and stuff like that has fried rtx 3090 in the past
Does anyone know if the battlefield friday night event will available in australia
Has it been available in the past?
Idk it's my first time seeing an event
console vs pc was a bad idea, look, it takes skill to be good on console and mnk, but combining them, 1 or the other is gonna be better, depending how you tune the aim assist, its better to just keep crossplay, console only, crossplay vs PC should be used for NON FPS GAMES, controller has better close range, mnk has better long range, the lower the ttk the better mnk is and vice cersa, if i was still on console, i hell as wouldnt want to verse a mnk player
I was looking for any games they make and crossplay should be console crossplay (PS vs Xbox), I hate dealing PC gamers who start cheating and that’s where cheaters hide on PC
It’s apparently to save resources for AOW
hear me out
Nintendo folks 
im a mnk player, and in this game, controller players have no chance, in apex legends they fair much better and close range they are gods, but in this game which is mainly medium/long range, its easy pickings
Don’t get Nintendo involved they’re not part of this crossplay problem
nintendo keep to what they do best, their own series of games
i was wondering why the minimap in solo mode was 10fps, its 20hz server
weird how minimap is effected by the server
I hope any company who makes video games, they better think about how to make console crossplay without PC involved from the crossplay
just give the consoles native keyboard and mouse support and let them chose if they want to use controllers or not like pcs
is the hacking really a problem anymore since bf2042 use anti cheat
Hacking is still a problem
bfv is full of obvious aimbotters everywhere but i dont think ive seen any in bf2042
Outlaw is a cheater too he speaks from experience 😉
BTW I had a weird feeling if they do allow consoles to install keyboard and mouse support, someone will be able to type the code by hacking on console in any game you’re playing, same on PC
How many inches of water do I put in ramen noodles?
I was thinking 2 inches of water but i don't think that is right
Thanks for the help

i remember people hacking into a games admin panel which gave them full admin rights over the server and everything , thats hacking for real btw. aimbotting aint

there has been a way for console people to play mouse and keyboard for a very long time now
Are you putting boiling water into a premixed cup or what?
Or stove cooking or something
just increase water level until the bundle of noodles just starts to float
don't want dry noodles sticking out above the water surface as it cooks them unevenly
If you're just adding boiling water to existing noodles then occasionally push them under with a fork while they're cooking
im a terrible cook and mostly order my food so thats why i didnt reply
The better way is to cook them in a pot with some extra frozen peas and corn and a tin of tuna though
Maybe add some garlic and herbs
Try to learn how to cook garlic bread without burning it
We use white bread to make garlic bread and we don't burn it because if you burn it too much, the flavor is gone completely burned
Needs more garlic if that's the case
what about those baguettes with some garlic butter or whatever it is in the middle that u just heat up in ur oven
theyre good enough
they are usually really cheap aswell
Did you ask Canada?
If you gonna ask me about that, look up their forest
They’re making 2042 real
Ikr
Wait what new maps did they add this Sean’s
I thought I was only one
And that one being relclaimed
hourglass remake will come later
Simon says custom game
Hourglass will take maybe 1450 hours to release

!jumbo 
better late than never eh

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I asked about it in 2042 channel no lad has given proper answer best answer was from windows man he said mid season
Monkey
Monkey
Mods are sleeping post monkey
at first glance i thought this was joji
or pink guy
dam
the statistics are broken after the update. is anyone affected?
You slam them
No fuck u
Yep that’s Ohio
U gave my eyes aids
good
No
understandable
Can’t get aids when you already have it


are you leveling up a new char?
ye
Rouge
25 when i started 3 hours ago. Now almost lvl 45
maybe I'll make a necro and suffer a bit
OO AA OO AA OO AA
Goddamnit i cant even Fly planes as USA on Iwo Jima without being railed by 4 AA Campers that have been there all game
And i cant do Shit agains them cuse 4x40mm flak is gonna Shoot you down in 2 Hits from each
Then whe have the Fliegers
Doin 20-40 a Hit
question whats the easiest way to lvl up guns?
as in modes or whatever
i got the game today
Which Battlefield?
2042
Uh building, and killing
Or does Building not exist anymore
I would equip it to the Class that buffs the weapon ur Using
Dice, dear DICE, dear dear DICE, why did you break the wildcat? Huh? Its so OP against infantry now and so annoying, everyone is farming kills with them and only going for infantry kills, its the new meta, why DICE?
Solo breakthrough on stranded agaisnt bot on easy
It was like this always, how is it worse now?
Nah, they completely reworked the wildcat
yeah they removed my beloved 60mm mortar
Another question, how is the RM69, sorry the RM68, still not nerfed, in what world is that possible, i just dont understand
I hope/think they're gonna do it next patch
they nerfed ARs a bit with the dispersion increase but It's not enough on the RM 68
Thats true
I like the idea of spread, but the LMGs need that as well, LMG/SMG meta incoming (for now)
I like monkey
Yes
Nah I wanna keep my laser beam LMGs
engi, crouched, short grip, thermal sight
Btw BF2042's reviews are still mostly negative
Cyberpunk's reviews went from mostly negative to mostly positive
don't judge either of them until they finish dropping patches for good
cyberpunk has never has a mostly negative period
has anyone noticed a dip in performance after the update?
no dip in performance but my pc is hotter
Thank you so much friend! That makes me very happy to hear. Yeah, I have been seeing that the game in fact looks like a crap ton of fun, so I became super interested in playing it but I couldn’t decide whether to stick with BFV or start playing BF2042 again haha. I am with you on that though, BFV definitely does get a bit repetitive after playing it for SOO long. I do absolutely love both games though. But alright, I think I will absolutely be checking out some 2042! Thank you so much again 🙏💙!
can i say one last thing? the map is good, it really is, it plays better on conquest, the flow is better, i love so many things in this update, but...but.., the last sector on breakthrough is the worst sector ever made in bf history..
servers dont feel good, thats it, performance\frame rates feel good tbh
I've noticed the server issues to, my average fps was around 70 before and now it's 28
from 70 to 28????? what
Yeah and my gpu is overclocked as well
nah, something is wrong
did you check the settings? did they reset?
is ray tracing on?
Favorite battlefield go
2042, there's no Ucav
Fair
I go from bf1 to 2042
I’m on a bf1 spree right now because it’s so satisfying to me to gas a bunker on monte grappa and go in with the most basic trench shotgun and bayonet lmao
no raytracing, but I don't think that the dynamic resolution scale is working properly
Reminds me of the time I was playing siege and in the bottom right corner it kept saying that * insert player name * [BOT] was kicked from the game
Ay, (for the ones who have it,) how's diablo 4 treating ya?
Good morning everyone!
Yo
It's great
You'd think that a 40mm Flak in Bf v would insta kill to body, a 20mm MG to the body kills 1 hit in Bf 2042
Yo it’s @winged inlet! How are things?
Morning
Morning rev!
Oh hey! It's the guy in the opening cinematic
yup, he's very dead
Dead dead.
sucks to suck
true
Be aware - asking for things like this is against the server #500058972234055710
Lets just move on 🙂
sure
bruh I got muted 4hrs for sharing a picture of Battlebit here 
They wont let normal people share images
yup
ty
definitely worth it now
There is a more dedicated room for 2042 in the battlefield section also
Steam or the ea app yea
yeah im getting it today for my birthday
oh okay ty
Still debatable
any age requirment to play it?
you have to able to read
fr
Man I haven’t touched 2042 in like a year.
you're the type to wait until the last ever patch?
its amazing now
If you don't have full use of your hands and cant hold your head up it impacts gameplay too
Is it better then battlefield 1 tho?
i think so
Different
im getting it today
I wait till a finished game (aka never)

but usually a live service game is finished when it's dead 
is it better than cod
Ahh I see, we’ll I’ll try 2042 out again since it’s been some time
My problem was the cod like feel. Is it more battlefield like now?
idk im getting the game today
but people say this is amzing
Oh yah
my bad
np
Welp good enough for me, I paid for it might aswell see where it’s at then
yes
Hope ya like the game when u get it 
Anyone else stats messed up after update? I had around 1000 kills & 900 deaths. Played a couple games, checked my stats & it said I had 24,000 kills & 30,000 deaths with 948 matches won.
3000 kills per battle not bad
That's like a sauron kill rate
500 people swarm you
-SWING-
All go down
Neo with a MG42 scoped but since they think 100x faster than everyone they can headshot every person
Change the barrel out while firing
Soon as the last bullet leaves the barrel pop the barrel out as the bolt cycles back. Slam the new barrel in before the next round loads
Your game is fucked up it seens
time for a repair then
What the heck is going on now?
https://www.cbsnews.com/detroit/news/air-quality-worst-in-the-world-detroit-canadian-wildfires/ can't even have good air in detroit
Got we have all lost our minds
Where I’m currently at the air quality is dogshit.
Damn, heard the smoke is going to spread far and wide, straight to norway
what's the temperature in Canada now?
Oh it’s real bad. I’m on the east coast and it’s been like this for a couple days now. And the weather has been horrible.
It's Entice who contaminated many server members with his gif obsession
Makes sense. That sounds like an Entice thing.
Damn what's the weather like
Canada finna become the 2nd Australia 💀💀
It’s just been very dry, humid, haven’t had rain for a while. That’s why this whole thing is bad. I can’t even see the sun.
Damn
Yeah the lad has a whole pathology but it seems like no doctor is able to take care of it
Thanks Entice!
Makes sense
California be like "You really want to see the new wildfire expansion pack"
Currently at work now. Hope they send us home early. (I do manufacturing)
Luv Kanada 
Not ready to see how terrible the summer weather will be
If it was, quite hot last year, just imagine how hot it'll be this year
is Canada at the 30c°s?
It’s gonna be bad my guy.
desert trees here don't burn at 40c 
Well, there goes my workout plan
14
breh
Good thing I didn’t have one 👌
Work out at home
Not as interesting
It can be
Hello guys im new here from CHINA XD
bro had it for a long time
nah man

ye im just messing,. but so have i and he asked me that earlier
Lmao ok ok I touched a nerve I'm sorry 
I mean we talked yesterday and I thought your name was white or pink and that you were using discord booster
Ence why my question lol
hehe
check your eyes Frenchman
What is that supposed to mean lol ?
Ikea man
WTF
that likes lasagna
I know there's a guy in here who works for Ikea

lol

Who is the IKEA lad ?
no idea man
Give me a name

He also loves lasagna fyi
I'm hungry
Or some food 
But sponges arent plants
Tuna+crackers+egg
Good morning chat
Food+oxygen+liquids
Oatmeal = gross.
Tuna = gross.
You cook em the same way as a burger but i havent made em since "inflation" tripled the price of eggs
oatmeals with some chocolate proteinpowder is amazing
Yes!!
Tuna patties are literally the only thing i use canned tuna for
I need to about buy eggs to use all this tuna i have. I bought a big pack forgetting that eggs cost a billion dollars
Wtf is tuna patties
A patty made of tuna 
some would say tuna cakes or if your using crab meat then crab cakes
also true
Fyi ?
You can season em but the crackers already have salt
Dududu explain me photosynthesis please
wait I will find it for you 
Thanks, I studied it in school but can't remember
I think it concerns plants
Oh okay. I’m used to crab cakes.
I was looking for a weird conversation with a lad here 
It's general. Usually you find one
So there was a lad he said speed is life
uh my docs basicly want to treat my add with modded speed. but i say fuck no to that. not gonna get addicted and ruin my life
I was thinking how then I just thought he maybe correct 
Huh what ?
Just take diet speed 
Finally I end up drinking monster 
Or speed light
Cooking my people huh ?

stuff like adderal can really damage a person , or so ive heard
Adderal ?
Ngl tho I do want to boil a crab tho 
ye some common add med
But yet again crawfish will do since it’s a crawfish 
I've never eaten crabs nor lobsters
Mmmhhh ok ok
It's one of the most important process because of which life on earth depends
food chain/food web also depends on it, photosynthesis is not only done by plants actually microorganisms do wayyy more photosynthesis then plants can for example cyanobacteria and algae

So photosynthesis is life if I understand correctly, do we photosynthesize as human beings or we got too many skill issues to be able to photosynthesize ?
Only plants
damn didnt we tell u how bad it was?
I saw it and I couldn't resist

So because I'm a human I don't have the right to photosynthesize ? It's discrimination based on racial ideology and I'm gonna sue your ass for that
You can try
Monster tastes pretty good though
Anything with chlorophyll can
Lad if we had chlorophyll, photosystems inside our body maybe we could also do photosynthesis 
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh
🤣🤣🤣🤣
And those are usually plants. And by usually i mean always
ye their juice energy taste amazing, but i meant health wise. but hey aslong as u dont go drinking 10 a night like i once did ure all good
I'll transform my garden into a photosynthesize industry now, thanks Doctor Dududu 
You drank 10 monster cans in 1 night ?
Lad plants do photosynthesis for sure but algae and other microorganisms perform it wayyy more
ye
They did am experiment injecting tadpoles with something that gave them plant cells but I dont think it did much
Algae are plant cells
Ok but concretely what the fuck is wrong with you ?
well they got this deal with 10 for basicly free so i just kept drinking
not my proudest moment
I read some theory that chlorophyll in plants are basically domesticated algae cells
You eat 10kg of cold lasagnas for 2 weeks, drink 10 monsters in 1 night, what's next ? You jump from a 200 ft building to see how well you can resist gravity ?
Couldn't it fucking kill you ? Like make your heart stop ?
idk man
Wait because the monsters thing wasn't ? 
I'll be levitating
Lad algae isn't a plant
Me too but we're just built different, common people got skill issues and can't
Plant cells are a type
ive skydived once actually. good times
You had a parachute ?
i had an instructor on my back so yeah
The instructor was used as the parachute then 
ye they pack the parachute and use it at the right time, giving u all the time in the air
good stuff
Maybe you are referring to endosysmbiosis theory
What happen in that
An ancestral eukaryote that uptake a prokaryote
apaprently it was 4000 meter up in the air and we were supposed to fall in 200km/h
Yeah it's a very high altitude and may be more interesting for skydive experience because you spend more time in the air
Do you remember how long it was ?
the free fall part wasnt all that long, but i really enjoyed it. we did swiming motions and stuff in the air
I heard they were remaking Final Fantasy IIIIIIIII 
It's generally a few dozen seconds long I heard so yeah not really that long but it's probably impressive af
Crabs now try to type 2042 in the same manner

Do it
Ok ok 
Thanks crab
That's not cool bro 
it is what it is
I think discord let's you type only ii thousand words
but I’ll do it
BF 10×200+16+16+5+5
or is it alphabet
Battlefield II 0 IIII II
Discord is against free speech
The mad lad

There bf 2042 
Lad that is ii iiii ii
2 4 2
hear me out tho
Yeah that's what I meant
I added a 0
well its not "free" speech if you have to pay 9.99 $
lol
Are you hyped for Far Cry IIIIIII
I don't pay for nitro though
if you want to add O dont write I

That's what you did
I got it
Well enjoy Basic free rights
I don't know if I am hyped for it or not
If they make a far cry in Hong Kong then I will be hyped or Manhattan
do nitros get to pick their new names earlier?
yes
also if you have an old acc
time to buy nitro
my acc is since 2017
A Far Cry in such big cities ? It isn't GTA lol
mfs paying 5k for a 2015 discord acc
I got it
You want Ohio
LMAO
I missed the chance to farm discord accounts 
i was all stoked on skype earlier and when ppl told me about discord i was like wtf is that nerd stuff
so it took me a while before i moved
lol
And look at us now

haha
We're all fucking geeks
Better than being Andrew Tate enjoyers though
I guess so
I was actually having fun with that znath lad
I mean I am still enjoying our conversation 
Lol I don't understand, what do you mean ?
we were discussing about photosynthesis






