general

[oblique fox]

awwwww

[lilac wind]

[upbeat rivet]

[jade spire]

You know what needs to return

BRING BACK THE BOYS AT RIFLE

Crack a cold one with the BOYS

And you may ask why

And to that end, I ask to you

Why not?

[jolly folio]

Couldn’t agree any more

[gaunt eagle]

unfortunately a lot don't like ww2 setting for all the reasons
it has potential

[jade spire]

They also need ot bring back the Rorsch MK1

[steady yarrow]

beep beep pew

as the season 5 sniper

do it

[jade spire]

IT would be so busted

They would need to balance it out by making the charge up time be excessively long

I would be fine if they had the damage be that of an Anti Material Rifle but they would need to make it take a longer time to shoot and make the person using it super visible.

Feel like it would be a nice addition though

[steady yarrow]

only 20x scope

easy

like it was in bf4

[jade spire]

There really aren't any maps with lines of sight that are that big in this game though

Maps are that big but a lot of them are just too flat or have too many things blocking line of site.

[warped fractal]

@copper gull I got the bondi 8 and my feet stopped screaming

[jade spire]

I need to get new Hokas lol

Loved my last pair

[warped fractal]

And it fits so well and comfy

[jade spire]

Why do they have to be so expensive though

[warped fractal]

It truly was pricey but worth the cost

[warped fractal]

No idea

It’s meant for running but I walk a lot

[copper gull]

Nice!

The pair I'm looking at?

[warped fractal]

It’s a different color I think

[copper gull]

Black or white?

[warped fractal]

Black

11.5 2e wide fits perfectly

[copper gull]

Nice

[warped fractal]

Well I gotta call my dad to return it back to the store

[copper gull]

Oh no

[harsh loom]

Do it yourself

[warped fractal]

Since he was the one who gave it to me

[warped fractal]

Not the hoka the terrible Nike

[copper gull]

Gotcha

[weak adder]

why is recoil in co-op butter smooth content creator recoil, and actual matches have my gun kicking everywhere?

[warped fractal]

Ping

[weak adder]

huh

u sure

[lilac forge]

hello1

i have an issue with my game controls

i cant move left or right with my mouse for my jet aiming or in vtol mode

makes picking off ground targets alot harder

[jade spire]

Knife people make me want to rip my eyes out

I stg they are insufferable

They make gun collectors look sane

[winged inlet]

"the karambit is so dangerous I won't let anyone touch it"

[jade spire]

No not those knife people

[winged inlet]

it's a curved knife take it easy

[jade spire]

I mean chefs knife people

[winged inlet]

lol

[jade spire]

Like Japanese chefs knives

They will get in your face about steel quality and edge retention

[winged inlet]

Germany makes the best chef knives, cheap too, last you a lifetime

japanese knives are dogshit

[jade spire]

They’re trying to have me send them a video of me cutting an apple

To show my knife sharpness

[winged inlet]

[jade spire]

It’s just a knife bro

It cuts

What else DO I NEED

If I wanted to slice through space time, I’d use a particle accelerator

[quaint herald]

Just as much as a tool as a gun.

[jade spire]

Not a sheet of steel

[quaint herald]

A good knife feels amazing to use.

[jade spire]

Oh I know

I collect good knives

But people get way way too passionate about it

And they get super judgmental if you aren’t doing it their way

It’s just

[tepid yarrow]

I go in the 64 player battle Royale one and did squad mode

[quaint herald]

As long as they're sane I'm not gonna judge.

Would love to buy a nice Japanese Damascus knife.

[jade spire]

Yeah they’re not cheap

[quaint herald]

If it costs a bit it better be good.

And a good knife is pretty fucking good.

[patent quail]

Because they can get away with it

Foam shoes are in high demand, so despite the fact that they don't take more than $15 to make, they still sell very well at $200+

It is what it is

[patent quail]

airsoft?

[steady yarrow]

real

[warped fractal]

We have a lot of gun enthusiasts on this discord

[warped fractal]

Why not make cheap foam shoes

All you need to do is cut some foam up

[patent quail]

Why do that when you can maximise profit by selling them for hundreds?

[warped fractal]

True so why not you do that

[patent quail]

I mean, there's companies who sell literal foam.

Just foam, they molded into the shape of a foot to make something like sandals

[warped fractal]

Yes but also one thing, you need to make the main shoes

Using fabric

[patent quail]

And they cost $90

[warped fractal]

To then attach to the foam soles

[warped fractal]

Why not go to Ross to buy them

[patent quail]

I can see that. I'm personally far from a gun enthusiast, despite liking fps games

[warped fractal]

Me too

I’m not a person who likes guns

[patent quail]

Ross? Is that a store?

[digital schooner]

Literally me

[warped fractal]

Yes it’s where you buy old new stock discounted shoes

[patent quail]

Oh cool, ebay is where I look

[warped fractal]

And clothes

[quaint herald]

When you said Ross I thought you were talking about the company who made the Ross rifle.

[digital schooner]

I thought so too

[warped fractal]

Nope talking about the clothes store

[patent quail]

They have an authentication service so you're pretty much safe

[digital schooner]

Ross rifle my beloved

[quaint herald]

Long boy

[warped fractal]

Don’t know what it is

[digital schooner]

It is a canadian straight pull rifle

[warped fractal]

Ah

[quaint herald]

Basically featured on bf1 and bf5.

[warped fractal]

Damn it’s that old

[digital schooner]

Now that i think of it, i have yet to post any pictures of it, reckon i’ll do that when #general dies later

[patent quail]

I forget the guns I even have in my loadouts half the time

I just recognise them from the icon

[lilac sun]

isastromae

[digital schooner]

I would have thought there would be more good pics of the ross in reddit

There is not

[patent quail]

I confuse alot of rifles for the garand

[digital schooner]

Eh they both go bang, close enough

[patent quail]

Can this get your thumb stuck if you load fast though?

[digital schooner]

Well if you had the intelligence of a chicken im sure you could get your thumb jammed in there

[pseudo spire]

every time i look at this chat its about guns

https://tenor.com/view/face-smash-patrick-squidward-spongebob-gif-8207715

[digital schooner]

Errr bad timing

[digital schooner]

How was your breakfast nyphoon?

[pseudo spire]

it was just mcdonalds, so meh

hash browns always good though

[digital schooner]

Ah that’s nice, what did ya order?

[pseudo spire]

2 sausage and egg mcmuffin, hash brown, hazelnut coffee

[quaint herald]

HAH.

[digital schooner]

Yall like smoothies?

[quaint herald]

Commit virtual warcrimes.

[steady yarrow]

rofl

[quaint herald]

Yeah.

[pseudo spire]

ehh.. yea? but im slightly allergic to a lot of fruits so i gotta be mindful

[steady yarrow]

every battlefield players in war. dip dip potato chip

[digital schooner]

Well shit that’s a shame

[patent quail]

Nice, now we can outlaw OP weapons and shotguns because they're 'inhumane'

[digital schooner]

It’s not a warcrime if you had a fun time as the kids like to say

[quaint herald]

Melon and mango smoothies are the best.

[digital schooner]

I love banana smoothies, make one everyday for lunch

[patent quail]

People make smoothies out of melon?

[digital schooner]

Aye that seems odd

[quaint herald]

Oh yeah.

[patent quail]

Banana smoothies are great.

[quaint herald]

There's this shop in the mall I pop in every so often.

If I have some spare money I get one.

They're full of sugar so I try to avoid them.

Especially since we're getting into the colder season there's less of a reason to get one.

[obsidian path]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/284794210974957569/1102683047943491715/679b4ccd5f51da3ec8e3f91ac964d9f9.png

[steady yarrow]

https://tenor.com/view/polish-cow-cow-dancing-dance-dancing-cow-gif-19109155

[lilac forge]

why is there no polish cow

missed opportunity

[pseudo spire]

worst thing is im allergic to avocados now..

[digital schooner]

My condolences

[shrewd furnace]

imo you are not missing much

its like the most useless fruit

[jolly folio]

@digital schooner @thick fossil @copper gull hear me out on this weapon also gonna throw revel lad here for why not

[digital schooner]

You have some very unique ideas

Horrible but unique

[shrewd furnace]

the demon core?

[jolly folio]

yeah the demon core

[pseudo spire]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-pFvhuGeuQ

[jolly folio]

This bad boy

[solemn vapor]

[shrewd furnace]

so round

[solemn vapor]

1 small mistake and you get enough radiation that you’re basically dead

[jolly folio]

That face of excitement

[jolly folio]

Truly a
Fuck around and find out moment

Which killed everyone in the room

[lilac forge]

twist it violently

[jolly folio]

[shrewd furnace]

make a bigger ball

put it in a large cannon

[winged inlet]

why is the xbox app launching the ubisoft launcher whenever I open it

[jolly folio]

I can just imagine the radiation one will take

[patent quail]

I see people make stuff with avocados all the time and wonder what the hell does it add onto the food

[jolly folio]

Le gasp

avocados are pog

How and why idk
It’s in my genes

[winged inlet]

avocado smoothie is good

[patent quail]

Ubisoft+ on Xbox I'm guessing.

[shrewd furnace]

i dont get the big deal, just take some radaway

: )

[jolly folio]

fair point you have check mated me

But the burns on the other hand while handling it is

[shrewd furnace]

i kind of like my other hand tbh

would be unfortunate to get burnings on it 😦

[jolly folio]

just make a hole on it

[pseudo spire]

avocados are just good

[jolly folio]

avocados is a must

[pseudo spire]

nice creamy flavor thats inoffensive

good for you, made into guac even better

[solemn vapor]

I really don’t like avocados

[winged inlet]

plain avocado is meh, but made into other food it's good

[jolly folio]

why what have they done to you nacho

[pseudo spire]

even guac?

granted idk if i trust EU guac...

[solemn vapor]

The demon core touched my soul

Im a really picky eater

[rough harness]

smothies with some ginger in them to give em a tiny sting is awesome

[shrewd furnace]

the only part of avacado i like is when its mixed with stuff to make guacamole

[solemn vapor]

So I don’t really like a lot of things

[winged inlet]

everyone should try avocado smoothie

[rough harness]

i use to order avocado sandwiches from a place that sell smoothies

[solemn vapor]

I think I rather eat cat food

[rough harness]

does that count?

lol

[solemn vapor]

I actually did eat some dry cat food as I was curious

Doesn’t taste that bad

[rough harness]

haha

[shrewd furnace]

please tell me it was when you were a child

[rough harness]

he wanted to make sure his pet got good enough food

kudos to nacho

[shrewd furnace]

when i was a kid i tried crackers with ketchup

surprisingly good

but i grew up

[pseudo spire]

nah this was last week

[solemn vapor]

A few years ago think I was 25

[rough harness]

lol

donkey try oatmeals with some ketchup

[winged inlet]

no

[jolly folio]

[warped fractal]

Next couple of years you'll be in your 30's

missing all your stuff you do in the 20s

[jolly folio]

feelsoldman

[winged inlet]

I will be 30 in 2 years

fuck

[warped fractal]

Still in my early 20s

I'm not 30 I promise you

[lilac forge]

new survival item in apex next week

mobile jump tower

[jolly folio]

Can time like slow down

or extend time

[winged inlet]

I heard time slows down when you fall from a really tall building

[pseudo spire]

thats curious because like.. who survived a tall fall to confirm that?

[lilac forge]

drink red bull

[jolly folio]

bet

[jolly folio]

Hear me out
Get a look alike and push him off and hide the body and boom

[void plank]

So can someone dumb down the patch notes on the Uniform Soldier Aiming. I read the note, but my brain doesn't want to understand today lmao

[lilac forge]

just use raw input

[pseudo spire]

afaik its to keep zoom and unzoomed sensitivity equal

[bright schooner]

it keeps your sensitivity the same across all scope zoom levels without having to set them manually

the mechanism is more complicated and it works mid-zoom but that's the tl;dr

set coefficient to 177 or 178 if you play on a 16:9 monitor

[void plank]

Thanks. I read the note and just couldn't figure out what it meant gameplay wise

[bright schooner]

turn it off if you play on a controller

[void plank]

Thanks for the tips. Much appreciated

[lilac forge]

thats not how it works

[bright schooner]

it works fine on rollers but as i understand it people usually want the slower ads movement in scopes

[bright schooner]

enlighten me then

[lilac forge]

sure i finish my apex match first

[bright schooner]

inb4 "set it to 0"

[void plank]

So since I'm on controller turn it off and the coefficient doesn't matter right?

The only thing I usually do in settings is sense and color

[bright schooner]

turn it off if you're confused or want to keep the slower sensitivity in ADS for fine aiming

[pseudo spire]

apparently japan is banning adults from buying pokemon cards

[winged inlet]

why

[void plank]

Wtf

Like why tho

[keen hatch]

They are completely sold out apparently and want them in the hands of their intended audience I guess

Don't know how Pokemon cards sell out though, it's like printing money

[rocky fern]

the most recent TCG set was bought online fully from Nintendo's shop tldr then began getting scalped on the second hand market for hundreds/thousands

it was pretty ridiculous cards were selling for 1-2k in Japan cause you couldn't get them anywhere

and the fusion strike set got looted (literally) by thieves, which is why there's so little stock

[jolly folio]

All they gotta do is make more pokemon cards

ain’t that hard right?

[rocky fern]

they did, armed robbers stole the stock

and then tried reselling them

[jolly folio]

_ _

Come again

[pseudo spire]

yakuza out here cornering the pokemon card market

[rocky fern]

https://www.dexerto.com/pokemon/pokemon-company-response-fusion-strike-evolving-skies-tcg-theft-2119818/

[jolly folio]

So in a way if I buy some pokemon cards I can sell it to them for a higher price

[patent quail]

[rocky fern]

yes (unironically)

[pseudo spire]

honestly, if i was with someone who woke up at 5am i probably would be annoyed all the time

[void plank]

Don't you love when players who don't pto and are on the bottom of the board call the team shitters. It's great

[lilac sun]

isastromae

[gaunt eagle]

https://youtu.be/QPqRO0MBn2M

[whole saddle]

bad company 2 rush is still insanely fun

[sour void]

Mods are blind lol

[jolly folio]

that’s what I said

Ngl I would’ve used modmail but like idk it was there for a long time for like 2 hours when I check taht

[sour void]

Shouldn‘t have clicked on it tho

[bright schooner]

you guys click on random links in public chats?

[patent quail]

I already can infer what it probably is from the link

[jolly folio]

My condolences

[gritty harbor]

Now I just wanna click it because I’m curious

[warped fractal]

People pc after clicking suspicious link

Just never click any suspicious link

[copper gull]

If someone would've sent that, it would've been handled right then.

Unfortunately, we can't be on all the time and some things do slip past.

I handled it though.

[warped fractal]

Also don’t forget mods are volunteers

So they have lives and are not sitting on discord, looking at general 24/7

[bitter meteor]

bf companion app not working anymore?

[jolly folio]

If only I was there at the right time

Upcoming days election remember that u know what to do

[sour void]

[winged inlet]

Diablo IV | Welcome to the Server Slam: https://youtu.be/biwoZK2xaNo

[warped fractal]

But there’s no election

[sour void]

he doesn‘t know angra

[warped fractal]

I know he’s trying to run for world dictatorship

Or. “President”

[sour void]

not that

[lilac forge]

[solar flax]

Lmaoo, there was an NSFW image in the art section if I remember correctly and it was there for like an hour

[digital schooner]

Aye you can get that occasionally

[merry crypt]

Anyone wanna play some bf4?

[digital schooner]

!!lfg

[glossy linden]

ℹ Looking for Players to play with?
Head over to the Looking For Games channel category.
Please remember to state your region when looking for players to play with!
#lfg-crossplay #lfg-pc #lfg-xbox #lfg-playstation

[merry crypt]

Thanks

[split moth]

what is the P sign next to the battle pass curreny used for?

[patent quail]

Wish EA kept it going

COD app is so useful

But yeah it doesn't seem to for me too

I guess Uprise or whoever the devs are axed the servers that sync your progress 😔

Everyone uses Battlefieldtracker these days anyway

[copper gull]

@solar flax

We are volunteers. We aren't on this thing 24/7. We rely on reports from users to handle a good majority of stuff that slips between the cracks.

[solar flax]

This is where I come in

[digital schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/eminem-job-for-me-gif-10358335

[queen cypress]

Oh shit I forgot today my birthday lol thanks Google assistant for reminding me this is kinda sad lol

When you forget ur own birthday

[bitter meteor]

WTF MAN

happy birthday tho

[queen cypress]

thx

[bitter meteor]

i on see it on ios

;c

[queen cypress]

another thing to deal with my debit card got blocked again and my discord nitro payment failed lol

rip

[bitter meteor]

do u really need that though?

[queen cypress]

i use discord daily so 9.99 is nothing for what i get out of using discord

for school, work and play so its kinda fair i pay i guess

[bitter meteor]

ahh that way

[warped fractal]

@copper gull You weren't kidding when it was like walking on clouds

[bitter meteor]

thought its kidna uselles

[copper gull]

I dont lie sir lol

[warped fractal]

Suggest you buy them, my walks are even nicer

[queen cypress]

well the nitro program is never meant to make sense, its just enough perks for people who want to suport discord but not necessary

you get like 90% 95% of the discord experience using the free tier lol

[bitter meteor]

ye thats what i am sayin

the clue is just for more emojis and shits etc. but really its like donation to discord team

remember ts3 times

[queen cypress]

i think its the same case of i pirate to watch anime even though i spend like 15 bucks a month on subscriptions to watch anime bc i still wana support them even though i dont always watch it legit

[patent quail]

Black Google hub

I never knew they existed

Happy birthday!!

[queen cypress]

they dont i got a skin to cover the disgusting white on my all black room lol

[patent quail]

Ah

I need to get a skin for mine then

[queen cypress]

yea their dirt cheap on amazon

[patent quail]

Hey, happens to me too. Barely anyone celebrates mine, I just don't really make a big deal out of it

[queen cypress]

i also dont really care about it but my birthday is the same as my mom so i kinda wana remeber so i can wish her a b day lol

been busy this past 2 week with school stuff though

[patent quail]

It's funny because my friends group remember their birthdays, but not mine.

I just don't want to be rude and remind them

[patent quail]

That's a crazy coincidence

[queen cypress]

nah she literally gave birth to me when it was her birthday at midnight too lol

well near it

[patent quail]

Mine is so far away from the rest of my family's

April, and then the rest of them have theirs in July, lmao.

Like 2 days away from each other

[digital schooner]

I tell ya boys hwhat, it is surprisingly hot out

[warped fractal]

Not in cali anymore

[digital schooner]

What?

[queen cypress]

its freezing here in cali for some reason rn

[digital schooner]

Ah i see

That is an odd swap

[warped fractal]

True

Man I wonder, could the second industrial revolution be a great history tv show like rome

[thick fossil]

You would be surprised

[warped fractal]

You got all the big corporation fighting each other for riches and power and monopoly

[thick fossil]

I was in georgia during fall

Up into winter

For a state with such a hot humid reputation I froze my ass off

Though it didn't help that we didn't wear much warm clothing anyway

[copper gull]

I'm waiting for Texas to turn into an oven again.

[digital schooner]

My condolences

[thick fossil]

Is it a dry heat or wet heat?

[warped fractal]

California is coming up soon

[thick fossil]

I would much prefer dry heat

[digital schooner]

Its pretty damn dry my friend

So i got that going

[warped fractal]

Summer going to be, just turn on ac and don't go outside expect the beach

but just don't go outside

[copper gull]

Humid. Like Florida, but instead of just hurricanes, we also get tornadoes and wildfires

[warped fractal]

Florida, man people say it will flood horribly due to melting ice caps

but no one looked at lousiana, that state will be mainly underwater

[whole saddle]

both, in houston at least

some days dry some days wet

[woeful siren]

[copper gull]

I look at Louisiana all the time.

Place makes me hungry.

[warped fractal]

here's louisana if the ocean level rise by 10ft

half the state disappears

[copper gull]

The whole bottom half of the state is a swamp lol

[warped fractal]

and will become a beach

[copper gull]

Nah, too many gators.

It'll still be a swamp

[warped fractal]

Mate that is the ocean level

[stiff sphinx]

z

[warped fractal]

the swamp is gone

disappear

[copper gull]

And the other parts of the state will become swamp

And the gators will migrate

Lol

[warped fractal]

True but I'm saying the bottom half

if your living in there

leave

[woeful siren]

[warped fractal]

just leave

we are already far gone

[woeful siren]

sadge

oh well

at least i'm in the levee protection system

[vale mirage]

@jolly folio

[jolly folio]

Hear me out
Gator sharks

[jolly folio]

[lilac forge]

Hey guys if I may ask where to I go to ask if anyone wants to play bf5 I've been trying to find people but haven't had any luck so far

[digital schooner]

!!lfg

[glossy linden]

ℹ Looking for Players to play with?
Head over to the Looking For Games channel category.
Please remember to state your region when looking for players to play with!
#lfg-crossplay #lfg-pc #lfg-xbox #lfg-playstation

[digital schooner]

Good luck matey

[lilac forge]

Thanks

[jolly folio]

Epic

[verbal belfry]

[granite sonnet]

here's the whole world if sea levels rise 3 inches and global temperatures increase by 0.25 celsius: (real)

[jolly folio]

Just like Subnautica

[queen cypress]

time to try IEMs if these sounds ima use these for mic monitoring lol

[next hound]

What a cruel world we live in

[icy sigil]

" battlefield 4 is already running " I got mad because of that massage. i haven't abled to flay bf for 3 days

I need someone to give me a solution .

[queen cypress]

check ur task manager see if bf is already running

[icy sigil]

i did but there is nothing

[magic olive]

There isn’t man

[icy sigil]

and repaird the game from the app

[magic olive]

Call the developers or get support POG

[icy sigil]

ok

how can i do that

from dicord

[magic olive]

I think you could just get some help from the website they have on the internet or else tell a moderator I Have no idea

[icy sigil]

okay man , really thanks alot

[magic olive]

I think I’m helping POG

[next hound]

You don't

If I'm not mistaken, you are not to dm the devs. If you want to contact the moderators of this discord server, DM @slender tide and your questions will be answered from there

[icy sigil]

okay man thank y

[next hound]

No problem

[sonic token]

to weight in, modmail is not a place for ingame support, modmail only handles things related to the this discord server

!!support

[glossy linden]

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[sonic token]

this has all the resources for game support

[next hound]

That too

[sonic token]

people mix up modmail for game support often though, some even going as far as sending screenshots of sensitive information occasionally that shouldn't be seen by any of our staff here.

[jolly folio]

truly makes me question things

[steady yarrow]

smort people

[winged inlet]

https://tenor.com/view/dancing-squirrel-dance-moves-grooves-gif-16608511

[vernal urchin]

Hmm

[slim grove]

ok guys, thought the new Discord layout was bad yesterday, check again

[steady yarrow]

nope

[slim grove]

good pizza; base was crispy and held its shape, the sauce was tangy, the cheese stringy, the rocket texturally complimented the pizza, and the olives gave it a little kick

overall, a solid 8/10

[nimble bison]

Olives on it = 0/10

[vernal urchin]

No one cares about your rating on her/his pizza

[nimble bison]

🍤

[vernal urchin]

If that's the point then make a better pizza than her/him and show.

[nimble bison]

Real shrimp hours

[signal pulsar]

It’s called prawns

[slim grove]

star my pizza

[slim grove]

hater

[upbeat rivet]

[jolly folio]

Who ever doesn’t star the pizza hates pizza

[winged inlet]

nice, a fellow rocket enjoyer

my gf doesn't like rocket on her pizza

smh

[signal pulsar]

I don’t like pizza we have one shop in my town and it fucking sucks

[analog sinew]

https://tenor.com/view/jinx-the-cat-jinx-jinx-cat-cat-computer-gif-25786466

[visual heron]

My only criticism is the lack of pineapple

[patent quail]

Too many herbs, - 1

[visual heron]

Why am i hearing the cyberpunk soundtrack

[patent quail]

Gave me a freakin jumpscare there

[steady yarrow]

https://youtu.be/rRPQs_kM_nw

[proven compass]

Seek help

[steady yarrow]

https://tenor.com/view/cow-gif-19040073

[polar yoke]

THIS BATTLEFIELD NOT PIZZA HUT

[jolly folio]

But this is pizza time

https://tenor.com/view/spider-man2-spider-man-tobey-maguire-pizza-time-spiderman-meme-gif-26415903

[proven compass]

No no it's food criticism chat here

[patent quail]

[slim grove]

wrong

[proven compass]

Where did you get this emoji ?

[patent quail]

Idk

It's from a private server.

[proven compass]

Some lad here named George has a good emoji like this one from the PH server

[patent quail]

I think it's called pepe universe

[steady yarrow]

[patent quail]

It's on disboard

[proven compass]

I won't join the PH server to get emoji though

[proven compass]

Disboard ?

[jolly folio]

why not

[patent quail]

A website for smaller servers to advertise themselves

[proven compass]

Tbh I still wonder what there could be on this server but I'm afraid to know

[jolly folio]

Easy

[proven compass]

But how can you put the emoji in here ?

[jolly folio]

Search up pizza servers and it’s bound to have some pizza emotes like that

[patent quail]

What do you mean?

I'm in the server, that has the emoji

[proven compass]

Those kind of emojis usually require discord nitro to be used in several different servers

[patent quail]

Oh yeah I have nitro, that's why

[proven compass]

You're lying right now

[patent quail]

[lilac forge]

Crab lad being weird

[proven compass]

WTF bro ?

Why

[lilac forge]

You see nitro icon in their profile

If they have nitro

[proven compass]

Ha yes

I just don't know a lot about discord stuff

[patent quail]

[lilac forge]

Pretty sure that's just a brand and slogan

[winged inlet]

they claim that their coffee has double the amount of caffeine

probably tastes like shit ngl

[steady yarrow]

https://youtu.be/eOfxMqg775w

[wispy valley]

[worn pivot]

guys

anyone wanna help me with phantom assignment

[hushed sand]

Battlefield 4 still active on console?

[copper gull]

!!lfg

[glossy linden]

ℹ Looking for Players to play with?
Head over to the Looking For Games channel category.
Please remember to state your region when looking for players to play with!
#lfg-crossplay #lfg-pc #lfg-xbox #lfg-playstation

[copper gull]

Funny, yet oddly terrifying.

[lilac forge]

[blissful hill]

I've had it, it's actually good

[timid cove]

are u playing bf1 here

[proven compass]

!!lfg

[glossy linden]

ℹ Looking for Players to play with?
Head over to the Looking For Games channel category.
Please remember to state your region when looking for players to play with!
#lfg-crossplay #lfg-pc #lfg-xbox #lfg-playstation

[elder meteor]

If you want strong coffee just get an espresso

[timid cove]

true

[patent quail]

Most active among BF3 and BC2, which is what I like to call 'Legacy' Battlefields.

[blissful hill]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KH0fVLcjlDY

[gaunt eagle]

my 2018 huawei no longer handles a fifth of the storage as media

[patent quail]

Which Huawei

You're living off 32GB too

[gaunt eagle]

Y7 prime

[elder meteor]

My P20pro had it's last security update 3 years ago ...

[patent quail]

Oh, I had a Mate 10 Pro, it was great and lasted me for years

Camera was awesome.

[elder meteor]

Otherwise then the lack of updates it's still fine

But I want get a s23 or iphone 15 when it comes out

[patent quail]

Huawei honestly put insanely good cameras on their phones.

But now they're a shell of their former selves

[elder meteor]

Indeed

[gaunt eagle]

if I'm upgrading
it'll be another huawei brand
for the sake of consistency

I'm used to the settings

[elder meteor]

I wouldn't

Get a Samsung and ur good to go for the next 5 years with their new update policy

I wouldn't get anything else than a Samsung or iphone at this point

[patent quail]

Huawei phones don't even have Google services anymore.

They're way more expensive and use outdated chips because they aren't allowed to contract from Taiwanese companies.

[weak mist]

Good morning, that chat that shows who killed who and with what weapon.. how do I change his position? because it used to be above the mini map and now it's in the upper right corner, but I particularly liked it when it was down there

[nimble bison]

Don't think you can

[pseudo spire]

lol you actually messaged them

[copper gull]

I like black rifle

[lilac forge]

its bing chat bot

[pseudo spire]

is that a coffee brand?

[copper gull]

Yes.

Black rifle coffee company

https://www.blackriflecoffee.com/

[lilac forge]

people like to hide in apex today

[pseudo spire]

ah, im not really a coffee connoisseur, my go to coffee is mcdonalds iced coffee...

we have a latte machine at home though which is also good

[copper gull]

BRCC is the only coffee I've had I can drink with no sugar/creamer.

Something about their roasting process.

Doesn't make the beans bitter or anything

[solemn vapor]

@quaint herald

[quaint herald]

WE ALL LOVE HIM.

[carmine timber]

@proven compass cute bird doing the right thing but at wrong place but question remains is any place a wrong place for eating croissant

[solemn vapor]

crossaints are the best

[winged inlet]

my steam profile

[magic rock]

Anyone willing to explain why did the UK block the microsoft-activison blizzard merger?

[winged inlet]

they fear that xbox game pass would become too powerful

(It's actually Sony bribing them)

[solemn vapor]

Something with being unfair against competitors with cloud gaming

[magic rock]

I'm surprised it wasn't almost entirely the mobile market that caused this decision.

It's a bad development from a gamer's perspective. Activision Blizzard uses extremely predatory monetization and Microsoft has a proven track record of remedying such practices after acquisitions

[proven compass]

Any place is right to eat a croissant lad, you see it's not about the place, it's all about the spirit

[lilac forge]

It arrived

[proven compass]

Activision behaves like shot with its players so yeah it could have definitely been really good if acquired it

[copper gull]

Croissants are good with a honey butter.

[proven compass]

The fuck did I just read ?

[copper gull]

Drizzle honey butter on a fresh croissant.

It's life changing.

[proven compass]

I've never done that tbh

You can put nutella on it if you like this

Or even marmalade

[copper gull]

Nutella is too sweet.

Especially for a fresh croissant

[proven compass]

Best thing is to just put your croissant in your coffee

[copper gull]

Try a honey butter. You'll thank me.

[proven compass]

What do you call fresh croissant ?

[copper gull]

Like one right out of the oven?

🤨🤨

🧐🧐

[carmine timber]

I Agree

[proven compass]

You make your own ones ?

Or they're premade and you just have to put them in oven ?

[proven compass]

[copper gull]

Both?

[proven compass]

I rarely eat croissant tbh, only frozen ones you got to put in oven that you call fresh croissants

[copper gull]

I mean you can make the dough & cook them?

[nimble bison]

It ain't easy to make good croissants

[proven compass]

I sure can, but I don't want to

Like in France we got bakeries in every fucking corner

[copper gull]

I want some fresh baguettes.

[proven compass]

I got to support my local French croissant makers

[copper gull]

[proven compass]

I got 2 on my table at the moment, directly out of the bakery

[copper gull]

Nice

My dinner last night

This is good.

[quaint herald]

Omegle is too good.

My friend is fucking with people.

[patent quail]

Rehab monster?

What's special about this one?

[pseudo spire]

x2 or x2 mini?

[lilac forge]

x2

mini seemed too small

also skypad feels so much better now that my mouse doesnt have wobble

i should really rma the superlight

[copper gull]

It's tea and/or lemonade with the monster blend.

[winged inlet]

that sounds amazing

[copper gull]

So way less sugar.

[patent quail]

[copper gull]

And it tastes epic.

[patent quail]

Sounds great

[winged inlet]

carbonated lemon tea?

yum

[copper gull]

It's actually not carbonated

[winged inlet]

non-carbonated monster?

[copper gull]

Surprisingly!

Yeah

[winged inlet]

[copper gull]

No fizz

Because it's tea

Or lemonade

[patent quail]

I guess it's called rehab because it's less addictive? Or something?

Less caffeine?

[gritty harbor]

I’ve personally been drinking Reign energy

Which

Idk if it’s a good idea

[lilac forge]

[gritty harbor]

Because it has no sugar

Which is great

But

It has 300mg of caffeine

So idk

Jury’s still out on that

[copper gull]

160mg of caffeine.

[copper gull]

Reign is good.

[lilac forge]

time to try to game with this thing

turned motion sync on also

its probably not noticeable tho

the clicks feels much better than superlight omrons

its kailh gm 8.0

[lilac forge]

99 dollars vs 160 dollars cable

[gaunt eagle]

what's that for?

[lilac forge]

wireless mice

[ornate wyvern]

I want to report someone is there a channel for it here?

[lilac forge]

!!support

[glossy linden]

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[jolly folio]

no we don’t do witch hunts here even if they clearly are

[lilac forge]

you can only report people that break the discord rules

game reports are done in game

[jolly folio]

Also there’s a joke in there

[ornate wyvern]

nah not of cheating but someone is offending women

[lilac forge]

[lilac forge]

dm modmail

if its in this discord

if its in game you should report it there

this discord is not support for the game

we are just players

[visual heron]

Not all of us tho, some of us just like to lurk

[copper gull]

Lurk, lurk, lurk!

[lilac forge]

but we are all gamers

even if we dont play bf

atm

[dusky gate]

my bad

wrong server

[lilac forge]

guy is speedrunning a mute or ban

[dusky gate]

How am I speed running?

I've been in the server for 2 years

[solemn vapor]

bit of a long speedrun

[lilac forge]

speedrun start when you start the game not when you start the device

[cloud grove]

I'm sure he didn't mean it

[waxen rover]

👋

[jolly folio]

I mean tate is in the game afterall

[rough harness]

lol u mean crawford? ye abit similar

[patent quail]

Prison jumpsuit skin for Crawford when?

[steady yarrow]

Speedrun Challange. 2042 lvl 1 to s999.

[warped wing]

anyone bf1?

[obsidian path]

[jolly folio]

Ngl I don’t pay attention to their names

the only lad I know is Mackey

[upbeat rivet]

[whole saddle]

dont forget the crazy hair

[sleek marlin]

Hi im Frosty im new in the Server I'm Excited to Meet New Players n Make some Friends to play Together

[visual heron]

Hello There Welcome To The Discord And Enjoy Your Stay, frosty!

[sleek marlin]

Thx u im Excited

[jolly folio]

indeed howdy lad

[wispy valley]

[coral sand]

run

[proven compass]

https://tenor.com/view/howdy-ho-mr-hankey-south-park-season1ep10mr-hankey-the-christmas-poo-greetings-gif-19508083

Lads

I'm eating snails right now

[viscid bloom]

Guys ping me for a friend request

[copper gull]

Gross

[winged inlet]

snails and herb butter yumm

[copper gull]

Nope nope nope

[proven compass]

Huh no, I ate the sauce with my fresh baguette it was incredible you uncultured Texan lad

[copper gull]

Why would I want to eat a SNAIL?

no thanks!

[proven compass]

Because it's so good, the melted parsley butter cooking the snail... hon hon so good hon

😎

[wet lichen]

hello

[wet lichen]

needing a nap part... so relatable

[solemn vapor]

Yep, I’m about to do a 8h and 40m nap

[dawn yacht]

that' quite a short nap, might aswell not do it

[winged inlet]

this month's humble choice is so shit lmaoooo

[copper gull]

I wish I had my PC built lmao

[winged inlet]

[patent quail]

Builder simulator?

[pseudo spire]

spiritfarer damn good game

[patent quail]

Idk that looks pretty lit

[pseudo spire]

last game to make my cry

[copper gull]

I'd say so

Pretty shit

[winged inlet]

hmm, will try it then, if it's anything like Before Your Eyes I will probably weep

chaos gate is really shit tho

50$ game

[pseudo spire]

ive not played before you eyes, but thats the "blink to make time pass" game right?

[winged inlet]

yes

[pseudo spire]

i would assume they arent the same

spiritfarer is a management game, it just hits fairly hard on its theme in a few spots

[winged inlet]

you should play before your eyes, it's a very short game, also about death

[pseudo spire]

i plan to, but want to play in vr, even though idk if ill ever get a vr system considering the price

i guess you can play with a webcam, which would be much cheaper

[winged inlet]

yes lol, laptop webcam works perfectly

[pseudo spire]

i thought it was gonna be like "click to continue"

[winged inlet]

or your phone connected to your pc as a webcam works too

[pseudo spire]

interesting

[crisp prawn]

anyone else his game not starting anymore?????

[pseudo spire]

if youre talking 2042 you might want to ask in #battlefield-2042, if another bf title then #battlefield-legacy-titles

[dawn yacht]

bye bye

[pseudo spire]

"Sometimes I think I can go all the way back to in-utero and feeling like I could see faces in the dark or something... Now that I am no longer in utero, I would have to imagine it was perhaps vocal vibrations resonating through to me at that stage" - Nicolas Cage

[shrewd furnace]

i remember the big bang

[jolly folio]

I remember my death

[weak niche]

Hey guys anyone want to team up for some tdm later tonight battlefield 3

[keen hatch]

I remember this burger

[gaunt eagle]

I used to not know the purpose of the wooden piece

[dawn yacht]

thanks, now I feel hungry at 12 am

[keen hatch]

Keeps it in check until ready to eat + enables knife and fork eating if you are feeling fancy.

[gaunt eagle]

and during eating
plus I didn't know the knife and fork part

[lapis heron]

Hey what’s the all the temporary outrages here

[keen hatch]

All outrage is temporary. Very few people can keep up being enraged about something forever.

[jolly folio]

One outrage is that I’m not elected

[dawn yacht]

elected for what

[jolly folio]

the other outrage is Icemango is hungry

[jolly folio]

For _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

[keen hatch]

Since I've not seen any outrage about that, is it inrage instead?

[jolly folio]

https://tenor.com/view/dies-cat-dead-died-gif-13827091

[keen hatch]

inrage should be a thing

[jolly folio]

I agree on that

[keen hatch]

Inrage: (verb) "to inspire a strong, internal feeling of motivation, passion, or determination within someone, often in response to a challenge or injustice."

There you go. New word.

[jolly folio]

the more we know

https://tenor.com/view/the-more-you-know-the-mo-you-know-gif-13439323

[keen hatch]

Inrage, the poem:
In the city of Corvidae, young Angra dwelled,
A beacon of justice, his spirit compelled.
He discovered Discord, to make a difference he yearned,
But the chaos within, his heart it churned.

In the midst of the noise, a voice caught his ear,
Amara's brave tale, her message rang clear.
Inrage sparked within, a fire ignited,
To fight for what's right, Angra was excited.

Together they gathered, "The Inraged" they became,
To challenge the discord, and injustice they'd tame.
With passion and purpose, Angra led the brigade,
And in the depths of Discord, hope was remade.

[jolly folio]

I’m just speechless

[proven compass]

You probably mean 12 pm ?

[dawn yacht]

yes, I'm tired too

hungry and tired!

[proven compass]

Eat and sleep

[dawn yacht]

in that order

[proven compass]

Yeah

[dawn yacht]

this is perfect

[proven compass]

Or sleep and eat

Or sleep while eating

[dawn yacht]

last one seems most efficient

[lilac forge]

[patent quail]

[gaunt eagle]

https://youtu.be/58MmOpSm4LY

go to 1:20 for its impact

[arctic dome]

@slim grove t cup t cup t cup t cup

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/860314379299455027/1082402119379849336/IMG_0587.gif

[elder meteor]

Urgh can't sleep

[arctic dome]

just sleep

[analog perch]

is bf 2042 working?

[obsidian path]

shirt i ordered

https://tenor.com/view/axolotl-gif-21793493

[lilac forge]

W shirt

[tribal island]

Fact of the day - The shirime is a mischievous creature from Japanese folklore whose name means ‘butt-eye’. It is said that the shirime means no harm, but likes to surprise people by revealing its butt has a glowing eye instead of an anus.

[warped fractal]

Looks like there isn't going to be a lot of movies this year

Writers guild are now on strike

Unless hollywood makes chatgpt to write a movie

[digital schooner]

Looks like it’s my time to shine

[warped fractal]

Hmmm, I wanna purpose a show to netflix that is like HBO boardwalk empire, but instead its focusing on the rise of the monopolies and the fall

in the second industrial revolution

[queen cypress]

i think i ate to much, went to a korean bbq all you can eat and i ordered like 9 plates worth of beef and pork lol thats like 3 peoples worth of food

[warped fractal]

You got action, intense drama, market manipulation, hostile takeover, mass printing stocks to prevent a hostile takeover, insider trading

and much more things that are illegal but for it's time, it was perfectly legal

[digital schooner]

I want a show set in the s.t.a.l.k.e.r universe, but it’s just a guy stalking someone in the zone

S.t.a.l.k.e.r stalker

[warped fractal]

Lol, but literally why no show in that time

It will be like the godfather but instead it's a bunch of rich men

mob show

and there war is with money and to become the ultimate supermonopoly

Until theodre roosevelt comes out and just tells them "yeah fuck you breakinmg yall up"

[obsidian path]

i got tacos

[digital schooner]

Well done

[whole saddle]

thats sick but i could never use it

[waxen chasm]

Very nice

[upbeat rivet]

[copper gull]

You can buy the buttons and joysticks

It's pretty cool

[queen cypress]

that legit wood?

[blissful hill]

Probably not

[queen cypress]

be sick if that was legit wood

[sudden lantern]

It's ded

Damn

[polar yoke]

Are the Buttons and Analogs Rear ends of a Bullet

[digital schooner]

That would be correct

[queen cypress]

i did it

i made a bad financial decision

lol

i though paying 180 bucks on a gaming keyboard was insane

[digital schooner]

Eh if you like it you like it

[queen cypress]

but here i am spending 220 bucks on a keyboard in 2023 lol

[queen cypress]

it more so out of necessity

i have zero space on my desk

[digital schooner]

My condolences

[thick fossil]

120,000?

The hell is wrong with modern art culture?

[queen cypress]

its called money laundering

[whole saddle]

him eating it was artistic expression

[queen cypress]

does that mean his cr*p from the banana is also art lol

[whole saddle]

yes, he is defying modern art culture by eating the banana and shitting it out

he is sending a message that the art sucked, which is art within itself

meta

[thick fossil]

Modern anything honestly sucks.

Modern architecture and art mostly

[whole saddle]

yeah lol

but also modern gaming ofc

[thick fossil]

I would say literature, but there's some decent gems

[queen cypress]

modern technology doesnt suck tho

[whole saddle]

idk man apple removed the headphone jack and the home button

[thick fossil]

No it doesn't but it's mostly the modern arts

[queen cypress]

eh honestly i dont mind the headphone jack anymore

[thick fossil]

Art and architecture really took a nosedive

[queen cypress]

i usually carry around a portable audiphile dac /amp

[whole saddle]

what year do you think was a "turning point"

[thick fossil]

Turning point for the downfall of modern Architecture?

Mid 80s, late 70s

[queen cypress]

the built in amp and dac is garabage anyways on phones might as well remove it and use it for a bigger battery or something

[thick fossil]

That was when mass produced homes were really coming in stride

[whole saddle]

i hate those places where there is like 3 houses built a few hundred or so times in the middle of nowhere

[queen cypress]

mass produced homes are comming back tho

i can see pre fabricated / 3d printed homes being the norm in the future

[thick fossil]

Ite kind of becoming the norm nowadays in all honesty

Journey out to the midwest

[queen cypress]

thats actually what i kinda want to make

after graduating planning on starting a company doing that

pre fab homes

[thick fossil]

Company for pre fab homes? You'll be pushed out of business in a heartbeat

[queen cypress]

given my family already runs a buisness of manufacturing the raw materials for building constructions

[queen cypress]

not in the US

[thick fossil]

If you go to Europe, then sure maybe.

But honestly housing is quite affordable anyway over there, least so I heard

[queen cypress]

in my home country it isnt

homes are still built manually without much planning so its done mostly on site

by the builders

pre fab homes solves that issue

[thick fossil]

Affordable, efficient, but still rather drab, if being honest. Liveable

I don't mind living in one, but in a conversation on architecture its nothing to write home about

[whole saddle]

does anyone else hate those concept images of a "perfect future" where everything is white and cold and all the trees are the perfect shade of green and there is absolutely no potholes or trash or anything and the streets are super empty?

[queen cypress]

also i still dont understand why wood is still the main material for constructing homes?

[whole saddle]

cheap

[queen cypress]

i guess it might be in the US

but in my home country every house is basicly built using concrete lol

wood is expensive back home

[whole saddle]

houses in the US are mostly drywall which, in laymans terms, is essentially paper and white powder

[thick fossil]

It's treated wood and drywall

[whole saddle]

usually the frame is the wooden part

[thick fossil]

Which is affordable and efficient to build with

[queen cypress]

yea i kinda want pre fab homes to be built using recycled metal like aluminum or something

[thick fossil]

Doesn't sound very insulating

[queen cypress]

was thinking of making the frame instead of wood from recycled aluminium and then injected between the gaps would be insulation

[lilac forge]

you’re game sucks everyone cheats nowadays

[queen cypress]

then a metal panel for the inside and outside

[whole saddle]

what battlefield game

[queen cypress]

no drywall fk dry walls

[lilac forge]

V

[queen cypress]

insted of drilling, magnets

[whole saddle]

so instead of drywall the inside will just be metal?

[thick fossil]

Would you prefer drywall or asbestos for insulation?

[queen cypress]

synthetic insulation preferable one that is not harmfull to the enviroment

[thick fossil]

Admit it, drywall is the most efficient solution

[queen cypress]

or human

bro i hate dry wall

i always wanted steel panel walls and isnted of drilling holes to hang shit, use magnets

[thick fossil]

Synthetics come at a cost. You either go for cheaps or go for quality. Prefab homes are meant for be cheap alternatives

[whole saddle]

no offense but that sounds really cold and sad

[thick fossil]

You would be defeating the purpose

[whole saddle]

i dont want to live in a metal box

[thick fossil]

And a metal home doesn't exactly bring a person comfort either

[queen cypress]

well i plan it for the panels to be customizable

the base panel would be made of steel

but you can have decorative material of ur choice

like reclaimed bamboo or something else

idk all this is just in my head still but my dad told me i should start my own company and shit, and this is the best i got, weird how a computer science major is starting a company building pre fab homes lol

[whole saddle]

what about rust

[queen cypress]

probably galvanized to prevent rust

my dad's buisness alredy makes that galvanized steel

[thick fossil]

Thats still a lot of production value for pre fab

You need to balance production costs and actual sale cost

[queen cypress]

yea this shit probably will be expensive

[thick fossil]

Unless you intend to charge a high interest

Which will in turn make people not want to buy from you