general

[winged inlet]

shouldn't one of those takeaway foam boxes be better and cheaper

[unkempt basin]

Sometimes they use those

But I don't order a breakfast often because it's never done right

[rough harness]

easy, times that ive spent way too much money with poor judgement while partying ive had to live on nothing but pasta and crushed tomatoes at the end of the month

[unkempt basin]

I could live on noodles and be happy

Ramen whatever you wanna call it

[winged inlet]

ramen is like 80 cent to 2 euro a pack here

[unkempt basin]

4 for £1 here

[rough harness]

u can buy 1kg or cheap spaghetti for like 1 euro here

and i could make that 1kg last several meals

lol

[winged inlet]

yeah spaghett is cheap, I have a stockpile because

https://tenor.com/view/italia-italian-gif-10523052

[unkempt basin]

Spaghetti kinda mid though

[winged inlet]

but those gourmet ramen packs are expensive

[unkempt basin]

Same for rice

Rice is awful without a curry or anything

[winged inlet]

they are carb, meant to be eaten with something else, of course they are mid lol

[rough harness]

crushed tomatoes

[unkempt basin]

Yeah but you wanna be cheap

Can't add flavour

[rough harness]

haha

[winged inlet]

olive oil and garlic make a great sauce for pasta

cheese and pepper

[rough harness]

or just ketchup

[winged inlet]

I would rather die

[rough harness]

lol

[winged inlet]

butter and pasta is great tho

no nutrient but it's tasty

[unkempt basin]

Garlic gives me bad headaches

[rough harness]

garlicbread is awesome

[unkempt basin]

Just the smell of the damn thing is enough

[rough harness]

frozen baguettes with like garlic butter in the middle

mmmm

[unkempt basin]

I actually have those in my fridge, not the frozen ones ofc

But they're basically the same

[rough harness]

i might just have to buy some aswell now

i wish i could bake

and make fresh bread in the morning

[unkempt basin]

Fresh bread smells amazing

I used to leave near a bakery and a butchers and I love the smells of those places

[rough harness]

ye i have a café/bakery just outside

love just going past it

from the smell

[thick fossil]

I don't have any place like that around where I live where you walk out and smell it

We have a curry place in a town down south of me, about a 30 minute drive as well as a couple noodle and Japanese steakhouse places

[rough harness]

i have several restaurantsm and cafés and stuff by like 3 minutes walking distance

i guess im spoiled

[thick fossil]

What, you live in the city?

[rough harness]

i live like 10 minutes by metro from stockholm inner town

[thick fossil]

We do have a restaurant / bakery combo

Up the road a bit

Amish pastries

Dutch apple and regular pie, doughnuts, cookies

Etc

[rough harness]

sounds awesome

[thick fossil]

Expensive though

I bought an apple pie for my family and I one time

About 16 bucks

[rough harness]

ye its expensive

but for some reason the café outside is packed with people 24/7

[thick fossil]

Good pie though

[rough harness]

idk how they can afford it

[thick fossil]

See, the restaurant is big, so it can afford to be packed

I mean seats like 1000 people Max big

[rough harness]

i mean the same people sit there every morning

and order constantly

lol

[thick fossil]

It's a giant restaurant with its own land

Hotel and Inn

Gift shop

Bakery

It's the big attraction of our town

[rough harness]

nice

[thick fossil]

Very nice staff too, motivated and hard working

I worked there for a few months

[rough harness]

ive lived here for about two years now, abit more. people are just starting to remember my face

kinda nice

[thick fossil]

I hardly go out to meet with the neighbors, so even at my last place not too many people remembered my face because they never seen it

[rough harness]

haha

[thick fossil]

Aside from close neighbor friends

[rough harness]

each to their own

i am thinking about trying to get a tiny apartment inside stockholm inner city tho

[thick fossil]

Awfully big city

[rough harness]

that place is too packed with people for anyone to remember anyone

i grew up on an island outside of stockholm tho, a tiny place with few people. but ive still always loved the pulse of big cities tho

idk why

[naive umbra]

Battlefield 5 is my favourite battlefield

[night gale]

anyone else lagging on the new map?

[rough harness]

nope

[lilac forge]

@long spoke me (god's best akshan main): absolutely destroying enemy akshan because he sucks
Meanwhile enemy lux and xayah in bot lane:

https://tenor.com/view/woman-eating-lobster-hungry-gif-11722706

[waxen rover]

Hellow gamers

[lilac forge]

i then lost because they ganked me and i was 1v4

while our jg died to jg monsters

[rough harness]

ah coldatnight hammer time, tagging a staff

[lilac forge]

I can do whatever the hell i want

[rough harness]

[waxen rover]

Time to make early dinner soon nomnom

[lilac forge]

https://tenor.com/view/demacia-nate-garen-garen-mains-gif-22453088

[slim grove]

hiya

[waxen rover]

I need to find a recipe for good blueberry pie...

[unkempt basin]

They're best buddies who always talk about mobile league of legends

[rough harness]

ye i was kidding

lol

[unkempt basin]

Ik I just find it funny

[waxen rover]

Anyone has a grandma or aunt or mom with a nice recipe for blueberry pie?

[winged inlet]

nah sorry

[waxen rover]

Sad.. gonna have to use Google then

[winged inlet]

https://www.pillsbury.com/recipes/streusel-topped-peach-blueberry-pie/df669ee6-43e2-4681-9b76-1ab41dafcecd

[lilac forge]

I ranted my lol match in my friends dm

[rough harness]

blueberry pie indeed sounds awesome

[winged inlet]

I had to order pizza hut because they have the 850ml pepsi max bottles

[lilac forge]

he is probably wondering why 12 slurs are there in one sentance

[waxen rover]

Meh.. I don't like peaches in pie

[winged inlet]

I'm craving soda

you don't like PEACH PIE?

[lilac forge]

I am back to pc babey my account is back

[waxen rover]

No xD

[lilac forge]

i owned one skin with real money so they unbanned me

[rough harness]

lol did u get banned for something, then unbanned because u had bought a skin?

[waxen rover]

Gonna make reindeer shaped pasta for dinner

[lilac forge]

I was being toxic because i was one win away from grand master (highest lol rank) and my teammate was playing dogshit

so i called him "dude you are playing like shit"

I got banned for a 100 years

[rough harness]

haha is that toxic?

[lilac forge]

I also said words

and i will say them again if a teammate like him ever queues with me

[rough harness]

i remember playing a game where people would say they would sneak into my window at night and slit my throat for beating him

[waxen rover]

And that proves that toxicity is never the solution

[unkempt basin]

Toxicity is the solution to a winning more games in cod

[winged inlet]

Pain

[lilac forge]

So you are telling me that a guy on highest rank level dies to jungle monsters

bs

[winged inlet]

Can I get a refund

[lilac forge]

it is simply throwing

[waxen rover]

People have bad days

[lilac forge]

i own this

[waxen rover]

Also people sometimes just like to annoy others. All you have to to is be better then them

[winged inlet]

I don't buy lol skins anymore

I don't play it anymore

only TFT now

TFT is life

[rough harness]

my lilbrother is so proud that they had to add extra rules in a game he played only to be able to permanently ban him

[lilac forge]

it is called paid feeding

[rough harness]

lol

[lilac forge]

You pay enemy to feed

[upbeat rivet]

That's only Aussie dollars that's nothing

[lilac forge]

it is a real thing

[waxen rover]

Wauw

[lilac forge]

and yes it happens ALOT

[waxen rover]

That is sad

[lilac forge]

and it makes me angy

[winged inlet]

yeah it's like 3$

[waxen rover]

I understand that

[lilac forge]

https://tenor.com/view/soup-gif-19518794

i am now rankless

[rough harness]

the game didnt have any rules for permaban before that

[winged inlet]

https://tenor.com/view/soup-soup-time-good-soup-good-soup-gif-thats-good-soup-gif-23862078

[waxen rover]

Oki I'm gonna make dinner. Byee

[lilac forge]

League of legends is the single worst abomination shit trash game known to man

it will hurt you

take your time

your money

[rough harness]

[winged inlet]

stop playing it

[lilac forge]

and return it with the worst experience ever

[rough harness]

i read an article how dota 2 is supposed to turn anyone into a toxic monster

[lilac forge]

but you know what

at the end of the day

League of Legends is a team-based strategy game where two teams of five powerful champions face off to destroy the other’s base. Choose from over 140 champions to make epic plays, secure kills, and take down towers as you battle your way to victory.

[upbeat rivet]

You can't convince lol players to quit

[lilac forge]

Actually i can quit rn

the problem is rather get addicted to lol than valorant

(i have skins in lol)

[rough harness]

which is harder tho, dota 2 or LoL?

[upbeat rivet]

Lol

[rough harness]

i used to play a quite chill 3d action moba called smite before tho

it was no way as competitive as LoL and dota 2

[unkempt basin]

Lol smite is awful

[rough harness]

i like it

😄

[unkempt basin]

I only played it because they put mizkif and the demogorgon in the game

[lilac forge]

Dota 2 is harder

but is simple to understand

LoL is more like

[rough harness]

i think ive played a total of maybe 5 dota 2 games and got to like level 10 in League

thats all ive played them

[lilac forge]

this is the passive of new champs

this is the passive of old champ

i think you understand

[lilac forge]

literally the most shit summoners spell even junglers don't want to use it

i am going back to lol card game atleast i would have only myself to blame for a loss

[rough harness]

i got about 3000 hours in smite, its come to the point where i can just join a game and go full autopilot

[lilac forge]

why would you play worse lol

[rough harness]

when i just want to waste time

aint u supposed to be mad rich

[lilac forge]

Hey guys here is my lol maps tier list

[rough harness]

mrbeast

[upbeat rivet]

Mrbreast

[winged inlet]

Mrtit

[upbeat rivet]

Mrbeat

[rough harness]

mrfeast

[winged inlet]

Mister Yeast

[coral sand]

mrfamine

[winged inlet]

[lilac forge]

Mr beast give me money

[rough harness]

i can register u an ea account with apex on it?

[lilac forge]

new r6 operator looks really cool

asthetically

atleast

looks like an actual soldier

and not space mommy uwu

[jolly folio]

Mr🅱️east

[spare crest]

You're mr beast

Buy one

[proven compass]

Lol give this guy an account or he will start a conflict between Europe and Middle East

[spare crest]

Plus I'm blind

[jolly folio]

Think about it lad if he starts a conflict it’ll be who ever is the last country standing wins everything

[rough harness]

middle east doesnt sound so bad, atleast it aint cold like here

[lilac forge]

"First country to give me an account with BF4 wins 37 million iraninan currency"

[rough harness]

[lilac forge]

oh no

[proven compass]

Lol not wrong yeah, but if this guy is the chief of the said country I ain't living it dude

[lilac forge]

tbh you don;t have to declare it

[jolly folio]

sacrifices must be made for the greater good lad

[rough harness]

lol

[jolly folio]

I mean it’ll be good content tho

[rough harness]

never negotiate with terrorists

[jolly folio]

imagine how we can milk this conflict in the future

[winged inlet]

we can start collecting firewood and sell to Russia

they are running out of fuel

[copper gull]

Then go make one?

[unkempt basin]

That reminds me

[lilac forge]

Will the conflict be sponcered by raid

[proven compass]

Yeah we should rather sacrifice this guy to avoid a conflict then

[jolly folio]

and honey

[upbeat rivet]

ExpressVPN

[unkempt basin]

Recently there was a mini artist war on twitter cause an artist was using their money from their art to support russia

[jolly folio]

[proven compass]

No you don't understand, dude is here to declare a fucking war unless someone here gives him account

[copper gull]

Listen, bruv. Don't beg.

[copper gull]

I'm shivering in my boots.

[unkempt basin]

He's British!?

[upbeat rivet]

Bro thinks he's a geezer

[copper gull]

Oh i dunno.

[jolly folio]

what a cheeky lad

[winged inlet]

who is this artist? I'll fart in a bag and send it their way

[proven compass]

You better be, dude has some intels about area 51 type of shit and will not even hesitate to use it

[copper gull]

Area 51 isn't nearly as bad as Area Zero & Area 42.

[proven compass]

"Wake up and meet the woife Ssusan"

[thick finch]

does anyone got game closes/ crashes with newest nvidia driver? 531.18.. 3060ti.. ?

[unkempt basin]

Reddit already raided area 51

[jolly folio]

wasn’t it Facebook and wasn’t it a party

[copper gull]

Area 51 was weak.

[thick finch]

game starts, i can play, and game closes without any error or else.. -.-

[copper gull]

Zero & 42 is where the big boys are.

[thick finch]

already repaired.. yesterday with old drivers it worked.

[winged inlet]

driver is messed up, roll back

[rough harness]

i sometimes have to start the game several times because it just randomly closes at start up, but thats it

[proven compass]

Area 0 ? Area 42 ? Tell me more about it 📋🖊️

[thick finch]

same for me,- got a rollback then .. thanks also @winged inlet

[coral sand]

Always wait before updating your drivers to make sure they're stable

[winged inlet]

what about area 69?

[coral sand]

HAHAHAHA

[thick finch]

yeah was a stupid idea tbh

[coral sand]

I do the same sometimes lol

[copper gull]

69 is old and drawn out.

[winged inlet]

surely they must still have something hidden

[copper gull]

I can't say too much about Zero & 42, lest they hang me like Epstein.

[unkempt basin]

Imagine having to wait to see if drivers are stable

[thick finch]

well, runned AMD before and got fucked by drivers and instability, swapped to 3060ti few weeks ago, no chrashes, nothing, and now, new driver, same exp like amd 😄

[coral sand]

Yeah because shit happens lol

[copper gull]

You'll have to do your research on 42 and Zero.

[coral sand]

If you have the bidget for Nvidia, go Nvidia tbh

[proven compass]

You worked there ?

[coral sand]

Better all around software imo

[rough harness]

ive never used amd gpus, but their ryzen cpu has been gucci so far

[coral sand]

Cpu is a different story

[winged inlet]

are they gonna 420 blaze it

[coral sand]

I'm AMD all the way

[copper gull]

All I'm saying is the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy covers 42, and Zero is where they house all of the zo-------

[unkempt basin]

Clearly hasn't seen 90% of the UK if he thinks they're kept in area zero

[winged inlet]

Birmingham?

[jolly folio]

Oh you mean the zo _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ where they _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ and then _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ or was it the other thing

[unkempt basin]

Honestly I would happily nuke Birmingham

Sacrifices the whole of the UK to stop that fucking accent from spreading

[copper gull]

I'm sorry, but the user known as RevelatioN has been incapacitated and taken back to the Farm for reintegration and re-education.

[jolly folio]

I did it lads

[proven compass]

Hitchhiker's Guide ? They cover what ? Zombies ? I need intels

[copper gull]

I'm sorry, but the user known as RevelatioN has been incapacitated and taken back to the Farm for reintegration and re-education.

[proven compass]

[urban lynx]

Morning gamers

How is everyone

[rough harness]

mornin

[proven compass]

Ok guys we need to fly to area 42 and save Revelation

Just like in PayDay2

[urban lynx]

Hru @rough harness

[rough harness]

all good, u?

[urban lynx]

Vibing before getting skull fked by biology

[rough harness]

good times

[urban lynx]

Mhm

Another day of learning blood ph levels at altitude along with acidity levels at ph bpm ect

Mind numbing

[coral sand]

origin FR dl servers fucked or is my internet acting up?

[urban lynx]

Idk

[proven compass]

We're proud of you lad

[urban lynx]

Sarcasm? If not thanks

[proven compass]

Fr like French ?

[coral sand]

Yeah

So EU west

[proven compass]

No sarcasm lad

[urban lynx]

❤️

I give gamer love

And luck

May you win your next match

[proven compass]

I'm French too and none of my dl servers are fucked hahaha

[coral sand]

Wesh

[proven compass]

Thanks but I ain't playing rn, I keep it for later

[coral sand]

I dunno I'm stuck aroung 500KB when I usually get 3MB

[urban lynx]

[proven compass]

Ouais les cités de France narvalo

[coral sand]

Exact

[urban lynx]

Bonjour comma ca va (sorry I can’t type French very well but I can greet fluently irl)

[proven compass]

I usually have a 90 mega per second rate, so I think it's just your internet

[coral sand]

Weird

IT was fine for Gaijin and Uplay lmao

[proven compass]

Bonjour je vais bien merci 🥖🇫🇷🍷

[urban lynx]

If my pc wasn’t broken I would most likely be getting 287mb minimum and like maybe 500-700mb max

[proven compass]

Uplay ? You gotta be kidding me dude ?

[urban lynx]

Ah nice

[coral sand]

Whatever the fuck it is

I'm OG

Um

Ubi connect

[waxen rover]

Nom

Dinner time

[urban lynx]

Damnit I just ate don’t make me hungry again

I’m fat enough

[proven compass]

Wow I admit that's a lot, I'm really happy with my 100 mega so I can't imagine with 500

[coral sand]

Are you eating alpphabetti?

[urban lynx]

It’s very fast

[proven compass]

Uplay is shit from the past dude

[urban lynx]

A 50gb game takes me like a minute

Maybe more

[waxen rover]

Reindeer pasta 😋

[coral sand]

Lmao

[proven compass]

Yeah I guess installing Warzone is just joke at this point

[coral sand]

phucken sweden man, I swear

[waxen rover]

Hahah ye

[thick finch]

i will never buy amd again (exepct cpus), and yeah, i will pay more in the future, just for camp green.

[urban lynx]

I’m fat enough @waxen rover I don’t need to be hungry after eating sushi

[proven compass]

The pastas what's their name pls ? I used to eat some like this a long time ago

[coral sand]

You playing while you're over there?

[waxen rover]

Nope

[slim grove]

the uhhh when the when you

[urban lynx]

Burp

[waxen rover]

Well eeh.. sorry?

[urban lynx]

It’s fine I just love food

Maybe more then I should

[waxen rover]

Wdym? The name of the dish?

[urban lynx]

But whatever

[waxen rover]

I kinda created it myself

[proven compass]

Ho that looks good, I used to download games at 1 mega per second, sometimes it would take me more than 10 hours to install a game

[coral sand]

Cheese bacon and spinach

[urban lynx]

It’s called “I have this this and this and throw it all together and we have food… good enough”

[proven compass]

No no the name of the pastas, this type of pastas

[urban lynx]

Yo the Shakespeare monkey theory?

[proven compass]

MrBeast asked me to be friend !

[urban lynx]

Like where infinity monkeys can make all the Shakespeare poems

[proven compass]

I'm friend with MrBeast

[urban lynx]

If we had infinite collage students we could eventually make every food combo

Anything from celery with ketchup and mayo to like celebrity food

Collage students make the weirdest meals I swear

[proven compass]

Yeah

Because they don't have a lot of money

Which is sad

[urban lynx]

What is sad is the entire school system

Like the cops that sit and wait for a meter to expire at a collage campus and give a expensive ticket that the student can’t pay

It’s either they pay and go into more debt or fight it and loose

[unkempt basin]

It's a valuable life lesson

[proven compass]

😳

Yeah sad system

[urban lynx]

Also on separate note I don’t think I’m able to get hungover

No matter how much I drink I never feel like shit the next day

It’s awesome

[unkempt basin]

Not drinking enough

[rough harness]

im the same, i just feel tired. never get any headache etc

[carmine timber]

Now crabs donate me 1 million dollars

[urban lynx]

8 shots of vodka wants to say hello

Along with 6 tall boys

[unkempt basin]

More

[urban lynx]

I’m pretty sure you would be pretty fucked after 8 shots of Smirnoff

Just saying

[slim grove]

flex

[unkempt basin]

Isn't smirnoff just lemonade

[slim grove]

Wanna know my flex?

[rough harness]

im used to drink a liter of vodka without any problem

[urban lynx]

Sure

[rough harness]

[winged inlet]

smirnoff is vodka

[slim grove]

i don't drink

that's my flex

[urban lynx]

Cool

[winged inlet]

a very shitty brand of vodka

[urban lynx]

I drink and smoke weed because I don’t give a fuck anymore

[rough harness]

purity vodka is the best

[unkempt basin]

Smirnoff is what the school kids drink cause they think it's cool

[upbeat rivet]

Who the fuck drinks smirnoff?

[proven compass]

I think it was Nigerian scammer who just wanted to steal my EA account 🥲

[urban lynx]

I drink it because it’s cheap and easy to get… plus easier to mix

[unkempt basin]

[winged inlet]

I will say, the Moscow Mule is a refreshing beverage

[unkempt basin]

Why you're not feeling anything

[winged inlet]

but vodka is shit

[rough harness]

look at this bottle, its a piece of art

[waxen rover]

Oh I don't know, reindeer pasta from ikea

[proven compass]

Thanks though I'll check on that

[rough harness]

purity is swedens best vodka

people talk about absolut, but purity is way smoother

[waxen rover]

Meh, vodka is not really my thing

[lilac forge]

I’ve just seen a bmw i3 and my god it is the ugliest thing I’ve ever seen in my life

I would rather drive a lada

[unkempt basin]

Is that the "future car"

[waxen rover]

Alright I'm gonna head off. Get ready for some light shopping

[rough harness]

enjoy

[lilac forge]

Look at the weird dip between the 2 doors

Fucking weird

[coral sand]

You're more for drinking Moet champagne directly out of Max's shoe aren't you

[unkempt basin]

Yeah wtf is that

[rough harness]

lol

Charles Heidsieck Brut Réserve is relatively cheap champagne but still among the best

a hidden gem

[coral sand]

i'll take cava over champers any fuckin day tbh

[rough harness]

cava is nice aswell

[coral sand]

Well

I was gonna play 2042

BUt fuck the EA servers rn

[proven compass]

The guy is launching a breakthrough through my dms to get my EA account

[copper gull]

I made some really good green beans yesterday

[rough harness]

the booze i like the most tho is the finish mint liquer minttu. 35-50% strong but taste like mint candy

[unkempt basin]

They're literally green beans

[copper gull]

Put em in a pan with butter, some slap yo momma, and a bit of onion & jalapeño seasoning I had

[coral sand]

And?

[coral sand]

That's interesting

I'd go fresher personally

[copper gull]

It was so good

[coral sand]

Something minty maybe?

[carmine timber]

block him 🥲

[unkempt basin]

You can't make them good or bad

[coral sand]

You can

trust

[copper gull]

Oh no you can lmao

[coral sand]

Any food exists well cooked or badly cooked

Well spiced or badly spiced

Or even unspiced

[copper gull]

unspiced is badly spiced

Lol

[proven compass]

Yeah I shouldn't have accepted him in first place, I just wanted to know how good he was at scamming and he's bad

[rough harness]

i love watching food shows on youtube where they made all kind of amazing stuff to then never be able to make it on my own

😦

[coral sand]

Ehhhhh

[copper gull]

IS IT CAKE?!

[coral sand]

Deez cheeks? yes

[unkempt basin]

My favourite cooking clips are the ones with the bad bunny music playing over

[copper gull]

Thats my favorite cooking show so far.

That, and Chopped.

[carmine timber]

Disappointing scammers tell him get good

[rough harness]

also the food comedian uncle roger is amazing

[copper gull]

Message ModMail.

[coral sand]

Modmail doesnt get involved in DMs

[copper gull]

The Uncle Roger character is funny as hell.

[coral sand]

#midsizedoof

[proven compass]

Yeah I think he should get better because I ain't giving him my account

[copper gull]

Sometimes, we do. Sometimes.

[rough harness]

he is a standup comedian, i want to watch him live some day

[carmine timber]

Never

[proven compass]

At this point he would probably ask modmail to give him his personal EA account lmaooo

[unkempt basin]

Modmail is just about as useful as the paper bag they give you at KFC on a rainy day

[copper gull]

Oooof.

=[

[coral sand]

Depends who on the team can be fucked to answer lol

[coral sand]

Lovely piece

[proven compass]

No I rather die than giving him my 2 hours played BF4 account

[coral sand]

Gotta love israeli arms

[coral sand]

PFFt

[copper gull]

Send modmail the image of your DM

[coral sand]

Just send him a keysite link bro

Who cares

That game is piss cheap now

[rough harness]

only time ive contacted modmail was when i got muted for asking a stupid question and wanted to know how long the mute would last. but i got an amazing most polite answer

[proven compass]

He's sending me messages again lmao

[coral sand]

What was the question?

[copper gull]

I CARE, OKAY?!? 🤣

[proven compass]

I'll do

[coral sand]

Show or it didn't happen

[carmine timber]

Crafter is nice actually I feel bad because dude can't tell you what action he took against someone else and I kept asking I must have annoyed him that day but I feel sorry

[unkempt basin]

Getting left with no reply is nice when it's a very serious thing and you're kept awake waiting for them to answer despite being 6am

[coral sand]

tf

Wtf is a dash account

[winged inlet]

Mr.Beast struck again!

[rough harness]

oh its MrFeast again

[unkempt basin]

MrBeast is a menace

[proven compass]

I don't even know what the fuck a dash account is

[unkempt basin]

First he cures blindness

Now he's asking for accounts

[copper gull]

@proven compass thank you

[proven compass]

He strikes again and when you expect him the least

[copper gull]

Yeeting him 🤣

[coral sand]

Technically not breaking any rules though?

[proven compass]

Thanks to you

[copper gull]

He's gonna be gone in a few.

Nah

[coral sand]

Maybe he was asking for a friend req?

[rough harness]

he was going to start a war if someone didnt give him a bf3 and 4 account

[coral sand]

I4ve bought idfk hoz ;qny versions of BF3

[proven compass]

Don't fall for his scam, he could easily get your BF4 account

[coral sand]

ouch

I don't know how many times I've bought bf3

First time was legit

Rest is keysites lol

I'd rather pay 3euro for it than whatever the fuck EA want

[proven compass]

Yeah Angra and me suggested him to do so, it looks like he couldn't finally

[coral sand]

Right come on bois

3, 4, 1 or 5

WHat do i play rn

[proven compass]

4

[rough harness]

2

[unkempt basin]

£60 on xbox and ps even ps3 and 360

[coral sand]

Don't have it

[rough harness]

rip

[coral sand]

fuck that

Keysites all the way

[unkempt basin]

I imagine it's the same on PC

[coral sand]

I earn min wage and EA doesn't deserve my money

Last game I bought legit was 2042 becausez I preordered

[rough harness]

only bad thing about keysites is that you could be buying from literal criminals and sponsor their activities

[coral sand]

Before that it was probs bf4 maybe?

[coral sand]

I'd rather do that than give to Ea

legit

Provide for your local crims instead of the multi billion dollar company

[pseudo spire]

what are crims?

[coral sand]

Criminal

[pseudo spire]

dang kids and their lingo

[shrewd furnace]

i just got an email from someone in south africa, he's got a business proposal, at first i thought it might be a spam but when i saw that he is a former minister of defense 🤔

[coral sand]

I know I'm younger than you but that doesn't make me a kid lmao

And no lingo

It's cold as shit and typing hurts

[pseudo spire]

everyone is a kid as long as they are younger, even if its by a day

[rough harness]

legit

lol

[coral sand]

Hahahaha

[lilac forge]

[copper gull]

Everyone's a kid CONFIRMED!

[coral sand]

Because EVERYONE is younger than nyphon

bomma

[rough harness]

lol

[coral sand]

Tbf he's been in this server since my 16th birthday so yeah

[pseudo spire]

my heart

[rough harness]

im a milennial myself, so i shouldnt speak

[coral sand]

Bruh I'm technically Gen Z

[copper gull]

Oh wait. I wonder. 91? 90?

[pseudo spire]

91

[copper gull]

I gotta confirm

[coral sand]

But I'm in the first years of Gen Z so i'm part of that halfway intelligent ones lmoa

[copper gull]

August?

[pseudo spire]

im a couple months olde than you rev

bday is tomorrow

[copper gull]

WE SURE?

FUCK

IM A KID CONFIRMED

[pseudo spire]

https://tenor.com/view/hey-kiddo-felix-bill-murray-hi-kid-whats-up-kid-gif-23341353

[winged inlet]

https://tenor.com/view/boomer-alert-speaker-alarm-gif-15124610

[copper gull]

I say this to my wife all the time

[pseudo spire]

because.. shes younger than you

[copper gull]

3 years younger, aye

CRADLE ROBBING CONFIRMED

[coral sand]

Only three

[pseudo spire]

ayy my wife is 3 years younger than me too

its like we are the same person

[rough harness]

my last girlfriend was around 5 years older than myself

[copper gull]

Oct??!

If its OCT I'm gonna really question my wife. 🤣🤣🤣

[steady yarrow]

[pseudo spire]

lol nah july

[copper gull]

Okay, good. Lmao

No questioning of the spouses today

Lol

[rough harness]

wait is that game out?

[steady yarrow]

only a benchmark and char creation

[rough harness]

oh

i watched some videos on it some year ago

[steady yarrow]

and you can save the char creation which is good

[rough harness]

looked decent

[rough harness]

cool

[steady yarrow]

want the link?

[rough harness]

sure

[steady yarrow]

https://blue-protocol.com/download/benchmark

[rough harness]

thanks

wait i thought it was coming to the west?

i get some japanese text

lol

[steady yarrow]

ye

but thats the japanese version since amazon is like... duh

[rough harness]

ah

ill wait for it then

but thanks anyway

[steady yarrow]

doubt they will bring it

[coral sand]

Bf4 is so sweaty

Also one of my cats is on my shoulders just watching my screen

I raised an Ipad kid ffs

[rough harness]

haha

cats are awesome

[lilac forge]

Yes

[coral sand]

Lemme DM on of you for the embed

[lilac forge]

I keep getting Hit with a TV guided missile every time I spawn as jet

My rational response to this is to only jihadi jeep

[steady yarrow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/912097417564930119/1080533267616366693/Snapchat-620200234.jpg

[coral sand]

Cheers

Wasnt el jokeo

He's a fat fuck for a 10 month old aswell

[rough harness]

nice

better than them being underweight and get lack of nutritients

[coral sand]

That's his sis

[earnest cargo]

is anyone here from Berlin?

[coral sand]

We took the biggest and the smallest of the litter

His sis is probably about half the size

[upbeat rivet]

Hahaahha you still live in yo shack

[coral sand]

My house that I own

Yes

I have no plans to move yet

Why the fuck would I

I'm just gonna wait for the old guy accorss the street to die

[upbeat rivet]

You still drive civic was it or a nissan?

[coral sand]

Neither?

I had a toyota yaris like three years ago

I have a peugeot 407 now

Going beck to toyota when I can afford it though

Gonna get an avensis wagon

At least a 2008 or later

[lilac forge]

Buy out the entire street

[coral sand]

Literally am

I live on a no through with 2 houses on it bruv

[lilac forge]

French houses are cheap af

[coral sand]

And seeign as the guy has 0 family, I can try and get a written agreement with him where he leaves me the house

[pseudo spire]

i drive a civic

[coral sand]

I've already spoken to him about it and he seemed to like the idea

OUr gardens are attached so it's the most sensible thing to do

I'd drawx a diagram but I'm lazy

BAsically my house is on the other side of the street to my garden, his hous is on the garden side, way bigger, with a terrace and shit

So this house I'm in now will become a studio/nerdchamber, and i'll live in the other one with my Gf

[vital fulcrum]

stupid question. Do I need a separate origin account if I want to play 2042 with my brother while I’m on PC and he’s on PS4?

Sorry Ps5*

I own two copies of the game

[lilac forge]

My god you’re going to own an entire estate

I would move to France if it was for the… french.

[coral sand]

They're not as bad as you think

[lilac forge]

I visited when I was 12 then some old bald mf started shouting at me because I only knew how to say hello in french

[pseudo spire]

damn this was only 5 years ago and i look way younger...

[coral sand]

Yeah that's the shit I had to deal with

Adn is the reason I nwo speak perfect french

[lilac forge]

France seems to be the most sensible country rn, nationalised energy, most energy from nuclear etc etc

if only England would follow

[coral sand]

eh

It's not as peachyè as you think

We're on the brink of another revolution

[lilac forge]

Viva la revolution

Hopefully we revolt against rishi

Public sector currently shitting itself

Not got school tmrw because of more strikes

[coral sand]

aHAHAHA

That sucks

[obsidian path]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/279074751392251905/1080485106134822942/IMG_8102.png

[quasi glacier]

someone wants to play battlefield V?

[coral sand]

Always

[pseudo spire]

!!lfg

[glossy linden]

ℹ Looking for Players to play with?
Head over to the Looking For Games channel category.
Please remember to state your region when looking for players to play with!
#lfg-crossplay #lfg-pc #lfg-xbox #lfg-playstation

[upbeat rivet]

I fucking love random crits

[waxen rover]

That's a Riccardo thing

[coral sand]

Doesnt mean you can't steal max's shoes

[waxen rover]

I prefer a glass instead of a sweaty racing shoe haha

[coral sand]

But

max joos

[pseudo spire]

welcome to america

[tropic cobalt]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vMu5bNadlGo

[coral sand]

That's never good

[upbeat rivet]

[quaint herald]

@jolly folio

[coral sand]

boi got thanos snapped

[winged inlet]

it's a Watchmen meme

[coral sand]

No shit, ramming a large ish object into an asteroid changes it's path

Did nasa forget newton existed?

[tropic cobalt]

yeah typically we like to test things instead of just assuming they work

[coral sand]

But

It's the first thing we ever said about physics

Like

It's a fixed fucking idea that we know works

Just need to calculate masses and wallop

Why not use mr twiters fucking tesla for it

PRobably cheaper

[tropic cobalt]

oh well in that case i'm sure nasa would appreciate a letter detailing how they wasted 300 million usd

and however much the cubesat cost

[coral sand]

Still less than the french gov steals every year lmoa

[tropic cobalt]

also less than the pentagon lost one day prior to a major event that would reshape american life

[molten lance]

i thought that part of the pentagon was conveniently destroyed day of said major event

[coral sand]

Are you talking about the plane incident?

[molten lance]

the symmetrical towers

yes

3 planes 1 went to the pentagon

it was 4 nvm

[tropic cobalt]

yes, all evidence was coincidentally destroyed via a carefully calculated plane descent done by a non pilot

[coral sand]

Are you legit fucking saying that "bush did 11/9"

[molten lance]

nah

[arctic dome]

[molten lance]

you remember that guy?

[coral sand]

Yes americans, I write it correctly

[slim grove]

dumkin

[molten lance]

you think he can plan something like that

[arctic dome]

txupt

[coral sand]

Honestly? Yeah

[slim grove]

i am the one who knocks

[coral sand]

Same as any world leader

They do nothing except delegate

[arctic dome]

Pull up

[coral sand]

Like the CIA op should have

[molten lance]

[coral sand]

All I can think of rn for some reason

Is the planes speech system

Just going R**ard constantly

Just before it rams into a couple hundred civil servants

[slim grove]

[arctic dome]

what are you on

[coral sand]

Look it up

It's a reall thing

[tropic cobalt]

yeah it does that

[coral sand]

I only censored because automod and real mods

[arctic dome]

He’s smoking butanese shadow garden grown dark evil pack

[coral sand]

I dpon't smoke that no more broski

[tropic cobalt]

no but it's incredibly interesting how all the events played out

[coral sand]

I can imagine

The bataclan was interesting too

Rock concert

Gunmen

Brrrt

[tropic cobalt]

pentagon loses track of money, major terrorist attack, pentagon money tracking area gets destroyed, surveillance goes crazy, start a war

[coral sand]

Turned the Easgles of Death metal show into a rammstein show VERY quickly

[upbeat rivet]

[lyric fractal]

[rough harness]

pentagon get scared of snowden, snowden runs to russia?

hm

i watched his movie and if what they say there is true its some scary stuff

cia wanting to get their hands on people, and they frame not that guy but his relatives

so if im a relative to someone cia wants their hands on i could become a target?

[digital schooner]

Just eliminate your relatives

[shrewd furnace]

yes

[outer orbit]

https://tenor.com/view/looney-tunes-daffy-duck-hello-greetings-well-hello-there-gif-17075737

[soft shale]

tutorial how to not slow motion?

please

just bought the game

[rough harness]

snowden started to block his computers and cellphones camera cuz they had constant access to em

should we aswell?

[shrewd furnace]

nah we good

[rough harness]

most people are uninteresting and safe, but its still scary

[shrewd furnace]

Funny thing about the internet is that as long as there is an internet, CIA, NSA and all the intelligences around the world, they dont want a completely shut down and secure internet

which is why there will always be a darknet

deep web etc

[rough harness]

darknet is full of cops tho

[shrewd furnace]

yeah it is

[rough harness]

but thats good

[shrewd furnace]

which is why they want it to stay that way

if there was no anonymity they can't hide among the rest

if some seller of illegal stuff on darknet could always see who everyone was, FBI is screwed 😄

[rough harness]

i heard in sweden cops are not allowed to initiate a drug sale etc, but if u ask them first they can arrest you

so if u walk around and someone doesnt ask you to buy u know thats a cop

[shrewd furnace]

cant the cop just ask "you got some blablawhatever" ?

technically the cop didnt ask to buy

[rough harness]

idk

but im not a cop hater

i want them around

[shrewd furnace]

yeah, we've seen what happens when they arent

i live in a small town, like country side, a few years ago there was a dude in my neighbourhood that went berserk

[rough harness]

just some days ago a couple of teens dropped a bag with a sharply loaded bomb in central stockholm, but cops got to them and the bomb first and saved the day

[shrewd furnace]

started smashing car windows of cars worth shitload of cash, picking fights, took a shit on someone's flower (lol) etc, so a bunch of us gathered around outside my building

someone called the cops and was informed cops would arrive in 1 hour, like wtf

[shrewd furnace]

wait it was actually a bomb and not a fake?

dunno why i am surprised with all the shit that happens these days 😄

[rough harness]

no from what i read it would have caused a huge devestation

it was in kungsträdgården where tons of people hang out

if u know that place

[shrewd furnace]

i've heard about it

i know Paolo Roberto was "the king of kungsan" in that place like a few decades ago 😄

[rough harness]

ye he used to beat people up there at night

lol

[shrewd furnace]

yeah lol

my lil brother actually interviewed him once for the radio

[rough harness]

nice

he is a good chef and a rolemodel tho, if u can look past the fact that he hired a hooker

[shrewd furnace]

yeah, he did alot of good stuff

[rough harness]

he is the evidence that people can change

thats good

[shrewd furnace]

and he wasn't even all that good in school

[abstract laurel]

WHERE IS 64 PLAYER MODE 😐

just activate pls

[rough harness]

u want 64 player conquest in 2042?

hm

ud have to either play portal or go last gen console

[jolly folio]

_ _

[abstract laurel]

or they could just keep EXODUS CONQUEST active right

[rough harness]

ye, i think thats removed for a while tho while the new map is hot

[outer orbit]

i just playing some dmz. hope ya'll dont mind if i do

[rough harness]

@shrewd furnace the choco minttu is even more round and easier to drink than the original

lol

while still being as strong alcohol

[shrewd furnace]

oh shit

i should try it

[rough harness]

ye, its easy to drink too much of it tho

so be careful

[shrewd furnace]

but i better drink it at home so i cant go anywhere

😄

[rough harness]

haha

[gloomy moon]

https://youtu.be/SDTZ7iX4vTQ

[rough harness]

its tiny saturday here in sweden

[copper gull]

Atlas is fun

[shrewd furnace]

speaking of minttu

damn its been years since i actually celebrated tiny saturday

[winged inlet]

I've been so weak recently. I've been on my bed since 20:00. I just get super sleepy after dinner

Death is coming

[shrewd furnace]

getting sick with flu?

[lilac forge]

That's an excuse to get drunk

[winged inlet]

Nope, no symptoms

Just really sore joints, headache

Like I'm low on energy all the time

[shrewd furnace]

just dont google your symptoms

if it gets bad see a doctor

[winged inlet]

I'm just tired. Maybe it's the stress from work and everything else.

[shrewd furnace]

yeah, also its winter time now

[winged inlet]

I want to take a break but my vacation is not until May

[shrewd furnace]

its like the lowest time of the year now

[digital schooner]

I’d argue thats pretty tame compared to what a lot of celebrities do

[shrewd furnace]

barely seen the sun for 5 months

[digital schooner]

I felt pretty bad for you for a sec there lol

[shrewd furnace]

LOL

[winged inlet]

My sons are always with me

[shrewd furnace]

dude if i had a son i would be terrified

or should i be happy about having a son somewhere?

imagine a lil donkey runnin around

[winged inlet]

Lol

What do you call your daughter? Donkess?

Donkette

[shrewd furnace]

google says female donkeys are called "Jenny"

so damn random

[winged inlet]

Lmao

[shrewd furnace]

i dont like that, Donkeena is better

[winged inlet]

Donkqueen

[shrewd furnace]

donkey-lynn

[shrewd furnace]

sounds like dunkin 😄

[winged inlet]

Your daughter would make great friends with my future sons, Hogarth and Humfrey.

[shrewd furnace]

nice names

sounds noble 😄

[winged inlet]

Medieval peasant names, they better be having a hunchback. Hunchbacks would go great with Humfrey

[calm walrus]

I'm looking for a good milsim group anyone have any

[digital schooner]

#739938247089848351 perhaps

[winged inlet]

https://tenor.com/view/2guy-remy-bartholomew-douglas-remy-bartholomew-douglas-hogarth-p-gilligan-archibald-von-coomenhein-jr-the2guy-remy-remy-gif-25032866

[steady yarrow]

turtle without plastic straw? not authentic

[winged inlet]

Coom n hide Jr.

[copper gull]

Galleon!

[calm walrus]

They aren't getting back to me

[digital schooner]

Have you given them time?

[winged inlet]

Time is too valuable. Time is running out.

[copper gull]

SWAT is such a good movie

[winged inlet]

Is that the one with a traitor swat guy?

It's a really old movie

[copper gull]

Yeah.

[slim grove]

just watched Bullet Train, was a journey, at high speed

[winged inlet]

I feel like I saw it 20 years ago lol

[copper gull]

When you said "time is running out", this song popped into my head:

https://youtu.be/OEqhS80_MCI

[steady yarrow]

watching military vehicle edits is kinda addicting

[winged inlet]

Omg it is 20 years ago. Swat came out in 2003.

[copper gull]

Yep. 😂😂🤣🤣😭😭

[winged inlet]

Why do I remember this movie when I can't even remember my debit card pin

[copper gull]

Lmfao

[steady yarrow]

[copper gull]

The song is good too

Good bass lines

[winged inlet]

I remember the training scene, the armorer scene, the sewer scene where they betrayed each other

[shrewd furnace]

bought x-com 2 and all DLC's for like 7 euros 😄

[winged inlet]

Nice, good deal

[copper gull]

ATLAS is calling my name! Why do I have to work?!

[shrewd furnace]

price was down 94%, so might as well try it out

[winged inlet]

The base game is good

Dlc not so much but it's content

[copper gull]

I never liked turn based games.

[shrewd furnace]

yeah, the dlcs were basically 2 euros more

they are nice sometimes because its relaxing to play

dont have to feel stressed like an RTS game

[copper gull]

I gotta rebuild my galleon. =[

I just realized my deck isn't lined up right so now I gotta redo it all

Hours, WASTED!

[teal ermine]

just me or does anyone else feel like 2042 is lacking in the battle pass

[steady yarrow]

https://youtu.be/CFlhlZbeKgE

[rough harness]

you and i we think alike

[jolly folio]

Lad doesn’t know what he’s talking about yoda is peak male performance

[rough harness]

angra based kamikaze lad for mod

[jolly folio]

I’ll run again when the elections are open

[rough harness]

i vote for u always

[shrewd furnace]

who will pay for your campaign?

contributions from da discord?

[spare crest]

[jolly folio]

I got connection

[spare crest]

#angra4mod

[rough harness]

ye angra for mod

[copper gull]

This is the best Yoda.

[digital schooner]

I’ll sell arms for ya

[spare crest]

Angra doesn't promote guns

[jolly folio]

or do I

I am indeed an American so

[digital schooner]

I will now fund his opponents

[spare crest]

Who are his opponents

[digital schooner]

To be seen

[jolly folio]

I’ll promote guns and explosives

[spare crest]

You lost a vote

[jolly folio]

They’re out there

[spare crest]

[digital schooner]

I am now heavily funding angra

[rough harness]

u got me to search for yoda seagulls, got me alot of laughs. thank you

[jolly folio]

What if I told you it was airsoft guns

Do I still have your vote

[digital schooner]

explosives

[spare crest]

Airsoft explosives

Mhm mhm sounds reasonable

[jolly folio]

Yea

[digital schooner]

Time to level this airsoft field

[copper gull]

"Listen man, you're kinda pitchy."

[spare crest]

I'll consider it

[jolly folio]

Airsoft nuke

I’ll single handily release BFD Minecraft S3

[rough harness]

dont fall asleep... dont fall asleep

[jolly folio]

and jackbox

To make this server great again

[copper gull]

This one is gold too.

https://youtu.be/RySHDUU2juM

[digital schooner]

Bigger, stronger, faster

[jolly folio]

propaganda at its finest

[spare crest]

Is dis server not great no more?

[jolly folio]

I mean it’s there but

back then they had jackbox and we’ll Amongus game nights

and the occasional Minecraft server

[spare crest]

But

[digital schooner]

Do yall still do that?

[spare crest]

Did it have e daters

[digital schooner]

Thats what makes it great

[jolly folio]

Nope well to my knowledge that is idk if the mods do in secret

[copper gull]

Somethings in the bushes waiting for us.

Somethings waiting in the bushes of love.

[spare crest]

It's me

[rough harness]

i actually am mad that they killed of luke skywalker so easily. he needed a redemption arc

[copper gull]

Chicken-duck-woman-thing waiting for us.

[jolly folio]

they did do him dirty for no reason

[rough harness]

ye even the actor was upset about it

[copper gull]

You mean Mark Hamill?

Yeah he very mad

[rough harness]

mhmm

[jolly folio]

Honestly tho lad should double down to change his script

[slim grove]

don't even get me started on the atrocity that Star Wars has become

[digital schooner]

I will never forget book of boba

[spare crest]

@lilac wind

[digital schooner]

What a fucking disappointment

[slim grove]

it hasn't been good since the prequels, and it was only pure during the OT