general

[warped flint]

I haven't gamed in almost 3 weeks now.
I just finished my brand new build a couple months ago, now it's solely being used for Discord and Chrome
Its shitty, I wish I got the same enjoyment out of games as I did when I was younger

[thick fossil]

It's all about what games and who you play them with

And true, that childhood charm has worn off since games imprint kids a lot better

But doesn't mean you can't have fun with games, just have to find where to find it

[unkempt basin]

I think most people got burnt out during the pandemic

[ebon cave]

Also just, growing up as well
Less time to get time to play, more responsibilities, etc

[slim grove]

[unkempt basin]

I accidentally set eyes on fallout 4 and now I have the urge to play it again

It has all those cool mods, guns, clothes, retextures, remodels, lightning overhauls, naked mama Murphy, muta-... NAKED MAMA MURPHY WTF!!!

[violet aurora]

[rough harness]

they mustve put up a power generator building just down the street outside my window cuz for a couple of nights now it has made this loud humming noise that i have a very hard time sleeping to

[unkempt basin]

That's just someone late night gaming on their ps4

[rough harness]

lol

[unkempt basin]

The sad part is I genuinely found that funny and I said it

[rough harness]

nothing as good as laughing to your own jokes

[digital schooner]

Cant win some if you never lose some

[unkempt basin]

I laugh at most of my jokes

Except my halo ones

Those are pure pain...

[rough harness]

sadge

anyway i gotta get something to stuff my ears with to get rid of this noise

[unkempt basin]

Just use headphones and blast heavy metal, you won't be able to hear the humming so you'll be able to sleep

[rough harness]

i sometimes sleep to rock songs ever since my moms guy back then used to have us sit in his car while he drove around at night listening to rock

not a bad tip

[unkempt basin]

I can basically sleep to anything cause I can't actually sleep untill I get to the point where i start feeling sick or passing out

[rough harness]

well that sucks

[unkempt basin]

Although the sound does kinda make me have hearing problems after waking up

[rough harness]

hope u sort it out

one of the songs he played alot was hotel california

its basicly a lullaby for me now

[pine chasm]

silica gel

[verbal belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/austin-theory-stone-cold-stone-cold-steve-austin-stunner-wrestlemania38-gif-25294220

[unborn jackal]

||femboy|| preston mod

Its not like i used it before

[unkempt basin]

My favourite preston mod is killable Preston with over the top gore

Gore redone in 4K and enhanced so you can see that you have solved your biggest problem with style and that problem was Preston

All of a sudden, settlements don't need your help

[pine chasm]

https://tenor.com/view/sgt-slaughter-point-up-gif-13295870

sgt slaughter will always be kang

[jaunty lake]

Morning.

It's 2:36am

[quaint herald]

Good morning Kait!

How goes it?

[jaunty lake]

It's okay, I would rather get some sleep, but I simply can't sleep right now.

Hours away from meeting my GF again and staying at her place for a week or so

I think it's the nerves stopping me from sleeping

Anyways, how are you?

[waxen chasm]

https://tenor.com/view/new-year-new-year-new-me-surprise-all-me-wwe-gif-7439684

[quaint herald]

I'm alright. Just woke up and because of the heat I feel like shit.

[jaunty lake]

Oof

[quaint herald]

But breakfast goes in.

[jaunty lake]

You're in England right?

[quaint herald]

Australia.

[jaunty lake]

Oh right.

I keep forgetting, I know you're not American so I just assume

[quaint herald]

Haha fair.

Just need plenty of liquids for this heat.

[jaunty lake]

I'm gonna go make a toasty because honestly fuck sitting here in the dark with an empty stomach lmao.

[quaint herald]

Cheese toasty...

[jaunty lake]

Yeah oof. Stay hydrated

I only got ham I think, i haven't checked the fridge yet

[quaint herald]

Ham and cheese in fluffy white bread is the best comfort food.

[jaunty lake]

I need to somehow get up without freezing to death, I'm only wearing a nighty and I don't have the heating on

[quaint herald]

How cold is it?

[jaunty lake]

In the house? I'm not too sure but it's like 5 degrees outside.

[quaint herald]

God damn.

[jaunty lake]

If I was wearing leggings or something, I'd be fine.

But like, I'm not so I gotta run downstairs

[violet aurora]

[quaint herald]

Thermals help so much.

[jaunty lake]

The thing is, I tend to overheat, so I'm like, embracing the cold while also wanting to get warm so I'm torn lol

[quaint herald]

Get warmth for food then adjust.

[jaunty lake]

True.

[unborn jackal]

Hi way long time no see

[quaint herald]

I have a fan on at all times to keep airflow constant.

Hey!

[jaunty lake]

Time to hobble downstairs

What the shit, it's so cold downstairs

@quaint herald I actually have cheese, though as cheese slices. But I could make ham and cheese toasties

[quaint herald]

DO IT.

NOW.

[jaunty lake]

I legit can't open the fecking packet

AH HA

[quaint herald]

Get knife and force it.

[jaunty lake]

I did.

[quaint herald]

Oh got it?

[jaunty lake]

Yes

[quaint herald]

GOOD.

[jaunty lake]

I am womaning

[verbal belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/sting-wwe-gif-18581401

[jaunty lake]

And soft white beard too

Nice to see wrestling is still common here.

[quaint herald]

I had massive cravings for Ham and cheese sandwhiches a few weeks ago and it just felt nice eating it again.

Cause I haven't had it for years.

[verbal belfry]

heh the only time ill stop with wrestling gifs if the mods ask me too 😄

[jaunty lake]

Usually bread makes me feel hella sick, but when toasted it's so good.

[quaint herald]

Wait what is beard?

[jaunty lake]

Whoops

I can't spell

[verbal belfry]

women have beards ?

[quaint herald]

You mean crust?

[jaunty lake]

BREAD

[verbal belfry]

[quaint herald]

HAHA.

I got so confused.

[jaunty lake]

IT'S 2:50AM

Give a lass a break haha

[verbal belfry]

GO TO SLEEP

[quaint herald]

She needs toasty.

[jaunty lake]

I can't sleep

Also lads

[unkempt basin]

Me who just read it as bread eithout realising

[quaint herald]

I'm so tired so my brain isn't autocorrecting it.

[jaunty lake]

Big boi

[quaint herald]

Wish I had coke but I'm on a diet for the month.

[unkempt basin]

My auto correct only works on other peoples writing

[alpine gulch]

diet coke💀

[unkempt basin]

Glass bottle or cans are much better than plastic bottles for cola, they seem to go flat so fast

[quaint herald]

The whole point of a diet is to cut out crap.

[oak pulsar]

i wish i had coke but its too expensive

[quaint herald]

Drinking artificially sweet stuff is just as bad.

[jaunty lake]

I've had that bottle 4 days and it's fizzy still

[alpine gulch]

i was taking the piss

[alpine gulch]

how much is coke where you live?

[quaint herald]

I've been on the internet for so long I can't read jokes. -.-

[alpine gulch]

lmao

[oak pulsar]

93$ for a gram

[unkempt basin]

Damn, I usually can't stand the taste after a few hours of opening it

[quaint herald]

93 dollars what in the hell.

[alpine gulch]

its 125 a gram in australia, shits taxing💀

[unkempt basin]

[oak pulsar]

fr

[quaint herald]

Yo another Australian?

[oak pulsar]

oh you meant the liquid coke?

i have lots of that

[quaint herald]

Oh wait.

I got really confused.

[oak pulsar]

LMFAO

[quaint herald]

HAHA.

[alpine gulch]

💀

[quaint herald]

Reee.

[alpine gulch]

i havent seen ree being used in like 5 years

[digital schooner]

Really?

[oak pulsar]

same

[unborn jackal]

The amount of americans thinking dietcoke is actually diet coke is stupid as fuck

[unkempt basin]

Diet coke is awful

[unborn jackal]

If you wanna be on diet, push that shit aside, no diet coke man there isnt such a thing.

[unkempt basin]

It tastes like pepsi

[unborn jackal]

Just like sugarfree candy

[alpine gulch]

pepsi is god awful

[jaunty lake]

The toasties are done.

[unborn jackal]

CANDY IS SUGAR!!

[jaunty lake]

[alpine gulch]

tastes like a diabetics piss

[quaint herald]

TOASTY.

Beer is healthier than a soft drink.

[jaunty lake]

Oh man, so good.

[unborn jackal]

Cola supremacy ✊

[quaint herald]

Which is uh. A bit ironic.

[unkempt basin]

But it's sugar free sugar

[jaunty lake]

I've not eaten since 3pm yesterday and this is nice.

[alpine gulch]

this

[unborn jackal]

Its like dehydrated water

[quaint herald]

Probably be able to go to sleep in peace.

Now.

[unborn jackal]

I want a bottle of dehydrated water plase

[quaint herald]

I won't lie though. I really want to buy a bottle of coke and gorge out on it.

[alpine gulch]

jack daniels is healthier than beer🙏

[jaunty lake]

Up in a few hours anyways. Gonna stay up and chill here.

[quaint herald]

But I'll end up hating myself.

Ah fair!

[unkempt basin]

Accidentally dying from dehydration after drinking dehydrated water

[quaint herald]

I got some Kraken rum in my cabinet.

Somewhere.

[alpine gulch]

get a keg of coke

[alpine gulch]

i got makers mark

[jaunty lake]

@quaint herald accept my friend request, how have we not been added already

[alpine gulch]

this shit

mmmm

[unborn jackal]

Coke with the COKE inside

[alpine gulch]

🙏

[unborn jackal]

Real OG stuff right there

[quaint herald]

Yeah that's the surprising part Kait haha.

[jaunty lake]

Haha

[alpine gulch]

cut out the middle man and just do a line

[quaint herald]

I will admit, The only funny thing Elon said as of late was "Maybe I'll buy out coke and put cocaine back in it" or something along the lines.

[jaunty lake]

Low-key missed this server. I need to talk here again.

[quaint herald]

Like dude. That'd be BASED but that would also get it banned from 90% of the world.

[alpine gulch]

i dispise ppl who dick ride elon

[quaint herald]

Ye it's nice having a proper convo here again.

[jaunty lake]

Ew Elon

[unborn jackal]

Mexico produce the best coke

[unkempt basin]

Elon about to accidentally buy coke after a simple joke like he did with twitter

[unborn jackal]

Because they use fresh sugarcane for the sweetness

[quaint herald]

Elon is an asshole. I thought he was alright at first but it's just proven that he's just an ass.

[unborn jackal]

I've seen the vids

[jaunty lake]

Yep

[quaint herald]

That reminds me, Coke here is made with sugarcane.

[unborn jackal]

You can tell he is an ass by his TESLA only tunnel

And its a one laner also

You get stuck? Well you die in there

[alpine gulch]

it has those wierd bits in it 🥸 yknow the floaty things that look like torn bits of paper

[rough harness]

elons hairline is getting better with age, a true god

[quaint herald]

Floaty floaty.

[unborn jackal]

The only thing he's ever done good is bringing a random sink into twitter HQ

[jaunty lake]

The only thing related to Elon I know recently was a joke made about him by some Asian YouTuber called Steven He

[unkempt basin]

No, no the true god is Todd Howard

[alpine gulch]

some "futuristic" ideas can be a little spastic, like ear implants to listen to music

[alpine gulch]

yes

[unborn jackal]

Sounds like a cartoon character

[alpine gulch]

still waiting on es6

[unborn jackal]

Starfield

[alpine gulch]

please dont suck

im indifferent to starfield

i dont care if its good and i dont care if its bad

[unkempt basin]

https://tenor.com/view/todd-howard-my-beloved-my-beloved-meme-bethesda-zenimax-gif-25537615

[jaunty lake]

Way, those toasties were actually bliss

[quaint herald]

HAM AND CHEESE GOOD.

[alpine gulch]

one time i had a wee little smoke sesh and make 5 tosties🤭

[jaunty lake]

Oh god.

[alpine gulch]

life higlight

[pine chasm]

DMZ time

[jaunty lake]

I am shockingly full from two small toasties

[digital schooner]

Have fun

[alpine gulch]

i can eat shit loads

[unkempt basin]

Literally impossible, if Todd Howard is involved then it is immediately the greatest game to exist

[jaunty lake]

Now to listen to music till 6am before panicking to get ready to go to Wales

[alpine gulch]

yuck

[jaunty lake]

What

[alpine gulch]

your going to anywhere in england?

[unkempt basin]

Britain

[jaunty lake]

I'm going to Wales to stay with my girlfriend

[unborn jackal]

25 years in the making hope its good

London to get stabbed 👍

[jaunty lake]

Ew London

[quaint herald]

Best of luck Kait!

[jaunty lake]

Thank you.

[unborn jackal]

Beans for breakfast

[jaunty lake]

We've met once already but this time I'm staying with her for a week, maybe two if things go well.

https://tenor.com/view/the-hills-lauren-conrad-whitney-port-freaking-out-happy-gif-5134330

[quaint herald]

My friends and I were playing with some randoms on among us and some British kid joined, So we gave him the London experience.

[alpine gulch]

mt friends dad, who knew a dog, that attended jerry Seinfelds bahmitspha told me those people smell funny

[quaint herald]

Sounds exciting!

[unkempt basin]

Cheesy beans on toast is a goated breakfast, don't throe hate until you've tried it

[jaunty lake]

I am very excited

[alpine gulch]

dont get shanked

it hurts

[quaint herald]

No....

[jaunty lake]

My current pfp is from inside her room lmao, you can legit see the Welsh flag on the wall

[alpine gulch]

and ruins ypur new hoodie you got the day before

thay cost 184 dollars

and it was really comfortable

still havent recovered from that

[lilac forge]

[jaunty lake]

I'm sorry what....

[quaint herald]

Sorry to hear about that.

[alpine gulch]

🫠

[unkempt basin]

Sometimes you're struggling when you live on your own

[jaunty lake]

Oh oof

[unkempt basin]

Cheesy beans on toast is cheap and accessible

[jaunty lake]

Now I feel bad.

[unkempt basin]

[jaunty lake]

[alpine gulch]

lonely people can keep that L

[jaunty lake]

Don't be mean.

[alpine gulch]

just

dont be

[unkempt basin]

Also don't feel bad, almost everything I say is a joke

[digital schooner]

Lonely people keep coping

[jaunty lake]

Oh oof. I was legit feeling bad

Because like... I get it

[alpine gulch]

mhmm

[unkempt basin]

Makes me feel bad

[alpine gulch]

skill issue

[unkempt basin]

Endless loop of feeling bad

[jaunty lake]

We're in a loop oh my god

JINX

[quaint herald]

Birds.

[alpine gulch]

i hate birds

[jaunty lake]

https://tenor.com/view/thats-the-cutest-thing-ive-ever-seen-so-cute-omg-aww-adorable-gif-14823901

[jaunty lake]

Also, Way.

I might be able to convince my girlfriend to let me buy us rabbits when we move in together, but she had a catch.

SHE WANTS A FECKING SNAKE

What do I do

[quaint herald]

Oh boy.

Yeah that is one thing I don't know HAHA.

[jaunty lake]

I know moving in is way off from now, but my poor bunnies.

[quaint herald]

Yeah.

[jaunty lake]

That danger noodle will eat them.

[oak pulsar]

get a big scary rabbit that scares the danger noodle

[jaunty lake]

I want those le chonk sized rabbits, I want a boy and a girl, Martha and Francis.

[quaint herald]

As long as the snake is properly contained you'll be fine.

[jaunty lake]

Chonky bunnies

Yeah, it'll have its own thing.

[quaint herald]

But on the off chance yeah it's fucking scary.

[jaunty lake]

I said to my girlfriend, you keep that away from my bunnies lol

[quaint herald]

I'd also house the rabbits in a separate room.

[jaunty lake]

Yes!

[quaint herald]

You know, At the other half of the house.

[jaunty lake]

Well we might be moving into a small flat together in the future sooooo

[quaint herald]

You can still get it to work.

[unkempt basin]

I finally let my bird out after Christmas because I couldn't let him in the living room since the dumbass would eat and attack the Christmas tree but I eventually got to let him out again and the first thing he did was aim for light decorations (not Christmas related)

[oak pulsar]

Francis will protect Martha

[jaunty lake]

Yeah, I'm just like, planning for the future haha

[quaint herald]

Stupid bird.

[jaunty lake]

Yes, just like the movie I will be naming them after.

[jaunty lake]

Birds

Omg awwww

[quaint herald]

There's this thread on 4chan called "Birds with Autism" and I absolutely love all those videos.

[jaunty lake]

That's a perfect way to describe British women

I mean what.

[quaint herald]

HAHA.

[unkempt basin]

True

[jaunty lake]

I'm allowed to make these jokes, don't ban me /s

Omg they're so confused

[quaint herald]

"WHAT IS THAT"

[unkempt basin]

Do people still call women berds though, only older people do in my area

[jaunty lake]

[jaunty lake]

Not really, I just saw the joke. Or at least my area doesn't use the term as much.

All the old people here are like "Dear"

Also the old people here are more nice than the youth when it comes to calling me the correct terms. Which is ironic in a way. Slight off topic rant but yeah

[quaint herald]

Last one for now. Want to play some pokemon.

[unkempt basin]

I think like 25-40 they use the word berd, I can't remember the correct spelling but it's not bird

[jaunty lake]

OH MY GOD

[unkempt basin]

I found it too funny to use seriously

[jaunty lake]

Lol

Time to hide under a blanket in the living room

https://tenor.com/view/couette-couverture-duvet-blanket-gif-6326437

[unkempt basin]

That triggers me

[rocky copper]

Wooden puzzle floor

[jaunty lake]

That's....

Too early in the morning

[pine chasm]

biggest puzzle ever

[unkempt basin]

I can't put my finger on why it triggers me

[rocky copper]

Maybe cos it’s out of the ordinary

[unkempt basin]

Ill just blame my autism and call it a day

Reee

[digital schooner]

We can make autism jokes now? Cool cool i can work with that

[unkempt basin]

I hope so

[unkempt basin]

Surely it should be fine

[warped fractal]

https://i.redd.it/e9l9do2u7sba1.gif

[jaunty lake]

Isn't that a PTRS?

[digital schooner]

Nope

[unkempt basin]

I honestly do not know

[digital schooner]

Ptrs is semi auto

[unkempt basin]

But it seems to be useful

[digital schooner]

You can see the bolt for it on the image

[unkempt basin]

Close range advantage

[digital schooner]

Lmao here is my cqb ptrs

[unkempt basin]

Put that on his chest and pull the trigger

[queen cypress]

bro wtf is going on with my internet

700ms latency

[jaunty lake]

Bruh have you seen the guy shoulder firing a PTRS.

My arm hurts watching it

[queen cypress]

both on my main internet connection and my backup line

[jaunty lake]

Ohhhhhh

God without a scope or stock, that thing looks alien.

[unkempt basin]

S&W 500 btw

[digital schooner]

Thpicy

[unborn jackal]

She handled the recoil nicely

[jaunty lake]

THAT'S THE VIDEO

[unborn jackal]

I for sure though her wrist will 360 backflip

[unkempt basin]

That thing would blow my arm off and send me back to the prehistoric era

[jaunty lake]

Sorry ping, but that's the vid

[digital schooner]

Aye i had a feeling

[jaunty lake]

Banger song, but I prefer the gay version

[unkempt basin]

This is funny because of how ridiculous it looks

[jaunty lake]

What, it's a good song. Why you skulling me

[jaunty lake]

That's creepy.

[lilac forge]

You don’t say

[jaunty lake]

Lol yeah, my shoulder just feels separated watching it.

[unkempt basin]

I wonder what Ferguson would have to say about this

I think that's how you spell it

Jonathan Ferguson

I'm pretty sure he said in a vanguard video that you ain't firing it like that without hurting yourself

[unborn jackal]

It read funny to me lol sorry

[jaunty lake]

https://youtu.be/YlD-QsJt4Rg

Banger

[lilac forge]

shooting that without visible earpro is concerning me

[digital schooner]

Earpro is for the weak, tinnitus is for the strong

[unkempt basin]

His ears won't be feeling too good but his enemies would probably be feeling worse

[lilac forge]

those are both very true

[unkempt basin]

I would be mad if someone just shoulder fired that gun and hit me with it

[unborn jackal]

That behemoth puts the barrette to shame

[digital schooner]

Almost gotta respect the flex

[unkempt basin]

I'm just gomna use that video when someone says it's not possible

I swear it's also longer than he is tall, he probably isn't hitting shit but seeing that has to be more scary than actually being hit by it

[unborn jackal]

The area explosion would probably kill the enemy

[gusty needle]

what is this gun

[digital schooner]

Ptrs

[gusty needle]

never heard of that I'm afraid

[median iris]

I need someone to play battlefield V with

is anyone available?

[digital schooner]

!!lfg

[glossy linden]

ℹ Looking for Players to play with?
Head over to the Looking For Games channel category.
Please remember to state your region when looking for players to play with!
#lfg-crossplay #lfg-pc #lfg-xbox #lfg-playstation

[unkempt basin]

Damn Kid Cudi has some great shit

[jaunty lake]

[unkempt basin]

[verbal belfry]

[unkempt basin]

To think I've been listening to Kid Cudi since 2009

Makes me feel old in a weird way but I'm only 20

💀

[jaunty lake]

I'm 21 and I feel hella old nowadays

[waxen chasm]

No you're not, you're still young

[jaunty lake]

Especially when I join a cod or gta lobby and I hear kids on the mic that weren't even conceived when I first started gaming

[jaunty lake]

I feel old.

Not that I am old.

[odd anvil]

25, going on 26
with added army miles, that's basically 35/36

[unkempt basin]

My back makes me feel 40 years older

[jaunty lake]

Same

My back hurts so much.

[analog sinew]

Same

[jaunty lake]

Whoops wrong emoji

[waxen chasm]

Try to eat healthy and do exercise to make yourself look young

[unkempt basin]

I always lie down on fucking chairs somehow, extremely bad for my back and I'm definitely feeling it

[jaunty lake]

I look young ish

So it's fine.

I just feel like a corpse

[unkempt basin]

I can't even buy a 12 rated game so

[odd anvil]

bodybuilding💪🏻

[waxen chasm]

People mistaken me that I look a lot younger than in mid 20s

[unkempt basin]

I actually look dead

[jaunty lake]

Same

[unkempt basin]

Idk how they think I'm younger than 12

[jaunty lake]

I am pale, cold, and unresponsive unless there's food.

[unkempt basin]

Relatable

When I was at school new teachers assumed I was sick and would ask if I was ok

[unborn jackal]

Or take botox

[jaunty lake]

Why would anyone take botox

[unborn jackal]

Cuz they stupid

[unkempt basin]

Botox?

[unborn jackal]

They were born butt first

[jaunty lake]

Actually that's hypocritical of me considering I'm saving up for a face-lift

[unborn jackal]

Brazilian face lift

[jaunty lake]

No

[analog sinew]

[blissful hill]

Have you seen what they did to Scooby Doo?

[verbal belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/black-adam-the-rock-supervillain-gif-15683304

[analog sinew]

I remember wheezing like a god damn tea kettle when i saw the new shaggy for the first time

[unkempt basin]

No, ut doesn't exist

[analog sinew]

💀

[blissful hill]

Exactly, Scooby isn't even in the fucking show

[unkempt basin]

They removed the main character

Classic

That's like Halo removing Master Chief without an actual ending

[jaunty lake]

It looks so unfunny too

[analog sinew]

Yep

[blissful hill]

https://vxtwitter.com/HannaBarberaCap/status/1613223049314111516

Where is the comedy in this

[unkempt basin]

Shows are absolutely awful atm

[verbal belfry]

yeah 😦

[unkempt basin]

I hope TLOU is good but it doesn't release until the 16th here

[analog sinew]

God this scene

[verbal belfry]

u can always VPN to a different country and watch it

big brain

[blissful hill]

It's getting good critic reviews but that can mean anything

Look at CP2077's launch

[unkempt basin]

Effort

[unborn jackal]

They killed the name scooby doo

[unkempt basin]

• I don't think my subscription will work on VPN

[verbal belfry]

dont they always

[analog sinew]

The fucking mascot scooby isnt even in the show bruh

[unkempt basin]

Thy rate big mouth 100/100, I trust Logan Paul with an NFT more than those ratings

[analog sinew]

[unkempt basin]

Reviews are awful alot of the time

Days Gone

[blissful hill]

The people getting mad at a kid actor's looks is funny though

It's a kid

[analog sinew]

Guess someone poisoned his scooby snacks

[unkempt basin]

For TLOU?

[blissful hill]

Yeah

[unkempt basin]

Oh yeah

It's real sad

I seen something on twitter, really is no hope for humanity when they bully a child for nothing

[blissful hill]

I do remember a long time ago there was a picture on twitter of a kid dressing up as a Fortnite character for Halloween, he was in a wheel-chair and was said to have autism

The comments however, not pretty

Just think for a quarter of a second and you can just imagine the dumbass remarks, people trying to get fake internet likes

[unkempt basin]

I get people wanna be edgy but sometimes you just shouldn't

[waxen chasm]

Since Friday is still on US time zone, I wonder if Jason Voorhees killed his last victim?

[blissful hill]

Maybe those edgy comments were made by people who were also bullied

[unkempt basin]

I imagine those people are the ones who don't do much in the real world but talk like they do online

[blissful hill]

If you output more than 3 tweets in one day, touch grass.

[unkempt basin]

"I'm 6'5, my dad works at a big company that I can't say for legal reasons, I hit the gym daily and I'm making more money than you could imagine"

[waxen chasm]

Go touch some grass and meet some people in person

[blissful hill]

Obtain Bitches or whatever

idfk

[analog sinew]

Probably yes

[blissful hill]

Do whatever it takes to stop acting like a 30 year old man with zits on their ass

[blissful hill]

Oh yeah why do men always feel the need to say their height as like one of the first things?

[waxen chasm]

I met people in person because usually I wear my sports jersey and they greet me the team I support, that's how I get lucky

[unborn jackal]

Who ever made this new scooby-no-doo is fucked in the mind

[blissful hill]

"Yeah man, I'm 7 feet tall and I hit my forehead on my front door every morning to go to work"

[unkempt basin]

They watch those sigma male videos

[unborn jackal]

To hell the director goes

[unkempt basin]

I don't think most women will give a shit about your height

[unborn jackal]

Cough cough ||highschool||

[jaunty lake]

True, we don't.

[unkempt basin]

Only people who care about height are usually the redditors themselves

[blissful hill]

I'm a good height and found a partner who really doesn't care in the end. Although my son might actually get taller than I will

[jaunty lake]

I only care about my height because I'm too tall. Otherwise eh, I don't think people should judge others for their height

[unborn jackal]

"i only date men who has the height of the eifel tower while im the height of a fruity pebble"

[blissful hill]

Of course when I am dead that will come true lol

[waxen chasm]

I'm fine with my height, I'm only 5'10

[jaunty lake]

I'm 6'0

Big sad.

[blissful hill]

5'10 is good though, like that's above average

[unkempt basin]

Those people who believe they need to make sure their child has genetic advantages are probably gonna suffer

They're looking for very niche relationships that don't exist cause it isn't the 1700s

[unborn jackal]

5'4 because im asian

Idk when my height will stop growing

I fear now it has stopped

[jaunty lake]

I wanna be shorter.

[unborn jackal]

Butnim not even 18 yet

[blissful hill]

Human body growth is weird

[jaunty lake]

Yep

[unborn jackal]

Being short has its own advantages, first is not hitting your head when going through stuff

[unkempt basin]

Being short is bad cause if you get arrested they can carry you easier

[jaunty lake]

I just wanna be shorter because I wanna fit into cute e-girl clothes /s

Jk

[blissful hill]

Same, I'll be a 40 year old man with a skirt

[jaunty lake]

I just wanna buy some comfy clothes, all the clothes in my size are either ugly or just eh

My style is oversized clothes but when I buy something "oversized" it's just normal size on me

[blissful hill]

Suffering from Success

[jaunty lake]

Like I bought this "dress shirt" that is supposed to reach my knees, and you can put like a leather harness attached to it for your thighs and chest, except it barely reached my waist. Like, it was just a t shirt on me.

And it was in the largest size too

I actually still wear it as a t shirt. Quite hilarious

[unkempt basin]

Perks of being short

[jaunty lake]

Lemme be short.

It's not fair.

God keeps punishing me.

https://tenor.com/view/he-cant-keep-getting-away-with-it-gif-19335672

[unkempt basin]

Remove your legs and you'll get shorter

C3PO can do it so surely you can

[waxen chasm]

I'm don't mind being tall, in fact I'll be looking down on you like you walk by a giant

[verbal belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/fake-news-trump-gif-7655534

[median iris]

dm me if you want to play battlefield V with me

[waxen chasm]

https://tenor.com/view/irrelevant-no-uninterested-nope-disapprove-gif-3571680

You went off topic

[unkempt basin]

Mw2 removed Shipment 24/7 recently and they're getting absolutely slapped by the community

[verbal belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/bitch-slap-dave-gif-14626927

[waxen chasm]

https://tenor.com/view/batman-bruce-wayne-knuckles-knuckle-cracking-fight-gif-3856686

[verbal belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/knock-out-soul-ko-get-owned-gif-26201376

[digital schooner]

My easy gun levels

[waxen chasm]

Well... if I change my mind to buy MW2 I'll just spend my time in spec ops and survived longer

[unkempt basin]

Don't buy it if you want it for spec ops

All future stuff is raids and they're online friends only

Iirc

There is like 3 you can do solo

[digital schooner]

If only they would let me do it solo

[unkempt basin]

And they're good for one run

[verbal belfry]

dont buy it for spec ops man

dont buy the game period

😄

go buy Hell Let Loose

[waxen chasm]

"Don't buy for spec ops" do you have any idea how stupid it sounds like for telling someone like that?

[unkempt basin]

The next CoD game that'll have zombies should be good, they're hiring more people for the zombie team and actually making it a main thing, more than before anyway

[verbal belfry]

its really not

its honest

the game is not worth the money

[west crescent]

guys I need help

[unkempt basin]

Just get MW3 for the spec ops 💀

[verbal belfry]

exactly

[west crescent]

I'm on the a10 mission in bf3 and it's telling me to mark targets for a strafe run but when I do none of them die so I can't go on with the mission

[unkempt basin]

MW3 is the superior spec ops, full mission based and full survival, graphics aged so fucking nicely and the gameplay being CoD means it ages decently well

[verbal belfry]

100% agreed

[unkempt basin]

I think there is 25 survival maps

[verbal belfry]

try 32

[unkempt basin]

And 25 spec op missions

[unkempt basin]

I can't remember the numbers cause I haven't played it in a few months

[verbal belfry]

wait no i confused myself

ur right kai

[waxen chasm]

Back in MW19 I survived longer and IDK what round I end up dead, somewhere 60 or 70 rounds I survived

[verbal belfry]

the thing i loved about MW3's spec ops it had like 4 different endings

which was cool af ngl

[unkempt basin]

Also MW3 difficulty is based on maps but I have my highest round reached on the hardest difficulty because the map is easier to abuse

[verbal belfry]

LOL

i thought all got patched ?

or they jsut forgot about some

[unkempt basin]

I think they tried but some maps are so easy to abuse despite it

Pretty much every map has 1 good spot

Except the village and the waterfall map

That's you getting fucked and there's nothing you can do

[lilac forge]

Good morning

[verbal belfry]

oh okay

[verbal belfry]

damn impressive nice man

i could of never last that long probs till round 30 or so

😭

[pine chasm]

https://tenor.com/view/nice-man-so-cool-youre-good-good-game-thats-cool-gif-15826594

[unkempt basin]

When they introduce chemical agents it gets stressful cause no gas masks

[unkempt basin]

Usually easy to take out though but all it takes is one to fuck up the whole flow

[lilac forge]

Because why not

[verbal belfry]

i stopped after they added chemical agents

such BS

pissed me off straight to rage quit and never touching it again

[unkempt basin]

They're not even the worst lmao

It's when there is juggernauts and attack helos

[verbal belfry]

ill take jugs all day

[unkempt basin]

Cause its a high level you literally don't have enough ammo to take down the juggernauts so you're running around the gun station alot

[verbal belfry]

imagine adding a chemical agent but no gas masks

really fun

[unkempt basin]

But you're also being ripped apart by the helos

Juggernauts are easy but the helos make it so hard to outrun the jugs cause they can kill you in one burst even with armour

Also abuse flashbangs on the juggernauts

Stuns them for a week

[verbal belfry]

yeah lmao

[unkempt basin]

Just make sure you time the throw cause they will throw them back and fuck you up

[verbal belfry]

lets play it rn kai

[unkempt basin]

Only have it on xbox

• it's 4:54am

[verbal belfry]

😔 😔

[unkempt basin]

Also you don't need to use the "op" guns

Semis are akward but the burst are OP

But I just use the FAD cause I like the gun (it's bullpup)

Also the barret fires as fast as you pull the trigger, absolutely slaps the shit out of Juggernauts

Good luck controlling it though

[analog sinew]

[unkempt basin]

True

[rose quiver]

Literally

[unkempt basin]

Obnoxious asshole probably my favourite

[unkempt basin]

"what's your favourite anime fight?"
So there is an alien octopus-

I was trying to make a reference to Halo Legends

With the Graveyard

GraveMind

[waxen chasm]

Putting pineapple on the pizza where I summon the red lantern ring, to go blood rage on it

[unkempt basin]

Pineapple belongs on pizza like a 1911 fits in an Americans hands

Perfect fit

[solar mural]

Kai

I’m gonna use my fist

And press it briskly against your cheekbones

Very quickly in a repetitive motion

[lilac forge]

True bout the 1911 though

[unkempt basin]

Sir I live in a country where its basically For Honor competitive mode except its not as stressful here

[solar mural]

And for that fact I chose his cheek bones and not his eyes

[upbeat rivet]

Day in a life of a True Brexit Geezer.

[solar mural]

Why

THE FUCK

Do people go cave diving

The fuck is wrong with y’all ;-;

[unkempt basin]

First off diving is my biggest fear cause it involves water

Secondly I am scared of the dark so fuck caves

[solar mural]

Kai

If you watch the first five minutes

I’ll buy you an ice cream

https://youtu.be/Ip9VGZeqMfo

[queen cypress]

cave diving is just like why ..... why?

[unkempt basin]

No, no, you can keep your ice cream money

I struggle to watch water in a kettle

[solar mural]

Sand Cave

Floyd Collins

Fuuuuuck that

Couldn’t pay me

[unkempt basin]

The way liquids move and stuff is enough to make me panic even if it's subtle

Genuine fear people bully me for irl

[queen cypress]

nah its cool i had a fear of swimming til i was 15 lol

[unkempt basin]

The worst part is I'm most interested in what's in the ocean too

[solar mural]

Right? Lol

[queen cypress]

i still havent really gotten over that fear

[queen cypress]

i can swim in swimming pool fine but im still deathly afraid of the ocean lol

[unkempt basin]

I don't mind whats in the water, it's the water itself

I did complete subnautica but the amount of panicking I had to go through

[solar mural]

The first one?

[unkempt basin]

Yeah

I don't like the second one

The forced story ruined the gameplay

But the world is so interesting so it's a shame

[solar mural]

Ye

[unkempt basin]

I often didn't actually watch my screen to complete subnautica, especially when I have to enter/exit the water

That's the worst part I think

Alot of bad language, my grandma would have forced a bar of soap down my throat

[solar mural]

Lol

23 hours in a nine inch hole, in a cave, in the dark… in fucking KENTUCKY

No fucking THANK YOU

[unkempt basin]

Nine inch hole

[solar mural]

I don’t need no Wendigo snackin on my toes

Yes.

Nine inches

Nine fucking inches

Fuck

That

[unkempt basin]

Is that even possible to get into

[solar mural]

… look at the video and find out

[unkempt basin]

9 inches is bigger than I thought

[solar mural]

😏😏 I coulda told ya that

[unkempt basin]

💀

Wait did he get his whole body in a 9 inch hole?

[solar mural]

Basically

He laid flat and used his feet

As paddles

[jaunty lake]

I hear they have Nine Inch Nails too

[unkempt basin]

That Just doesn't seem realistic unless he's small

[verbal belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/what-is-this-whats-happening-gif-14760168

[solar mural]

https://youtu.be/Ip9VGZeqMfo

^ this

[jaunty lake]

I have zero idea what's happening I just wanted to make a pun

[solar mural]

Watch the video

It’s about Floyd Collins

[unkempt basin]

I would die

[solar mural]

So far

We’re at 71 hours

He’s been stuck under gravel in a 9 inch tall hole

For 71 hours

His brother and about a couple hundred other people arrived to help around the 30 hour mark.

[upbeat rivet]

[worn yew]

https://tenor.com/view/hellinheavns-capybara-funny-gif-22520131

borrrinnggg

[dapper umbra]

@solar mural it’s crazy how they stuffed Wendigoon down a hole for 70 hours for him to play the role of Floyd Collins. Seems a bit excessive but it worked.

[solar mural]

God

[worn yew]

rommy.

[solar mural]

Hey Tunde

Wanna watch a good video? >:3

[worn yew]

it better not be it.

💀

[solar mural]

^

Not a fan of IT? 😛

[worn yew]

i aint watching 1 hour and 9 mins

[solar mural]

It goes by in a snap 🫰

[worn yew]

no

i'll show you a good meme but i need to find it

[dapper umbra]

https://www.reddit.com/r/PerfectlyCutBooms/comments/10b2sy0/dont_pat_the_bomb/

Have a meme

[fallen meadow]

I don’t get it

[worn yew]

oh ffs the file format is terrrible

[dapper umbra]

funny explosion

[worn yew]

it wasnt funny at all.

@unkempt basin

[unkempt basin]

Why is that quality so bad

[worn yew]

idk

[worn yew]

it actually wasnt

[dapper umbra]

i thought it was funny

[worn yew]

[dapper umbra]

ok

[carmine timber]

[carmine timber]

Brutal expectations from a BIGOT tunde

[lilac forge]

Tunde ain't a bigot

[dapper umbra]

wasn't aware anyone was implying they were

[carmine timber]

That I know I am talking about someone else

[lilac forge]

Ohh nvm

[dapper umbra]

?????????

[cloud dune]

So do people still play this game?

[worn yew]

no

[dapper umbra]

what game, 2042?

probably.

[worn yew]

what else?

[lilac forge]

Your artwork is safe with me

[carmine timber]

Emmhmm is it not fine for you?

[lilac forge]

You say probably and you say no like there isn’t a source to prove that trends suggest plenty of people do

[dapper umbra]

well i mean one of us is wrong and it sure isn't me

[lilac forge]

That’s a lot of confidence to have over something that takes one google search

[dapper umbra]

i know

[worn yew]

okay

[lilac forge]

Not gonna post
Don't worry

Highly convinced it’s troll rhetoric so let me get back to my bait

[lilac forge]

Most played BF game ever

[lilac forge]

What's your bait?

[unkempt basin]

Master

[carmine timber]

Sensei

[worn yew]

Teacher

[carmine timber]

I don't know what they call it in German

[waxen chasm]

Grand master

[rugged sundial]

Person/Man

[carmine timber]

Professor

[lilac forge]

By the way if you mean between you and T, I see what you mean by this, so my apologies

[dapper umbra]

you're fine

[unkempt basin]

Here have a 327th Heavy Clone trooper

[worn yew]

nah but fr it wasnt funny 1 second.

[dapper umbra]

i can appreciate that your sense of humor is different than mine but i did find it funny.

[upbeat rivet]

[carmine timber]

[lilac forge]

It was funny

🧌

[carmine timber]

Hulk emoji

🧟‍♂️

[lilac forge]

I don’t have nitro so I’m gonna start using that in absence of troll face

Either that or I’ll just keep using cursed cat

[carmine timber]

That's what comes when I searched hulk

[carmine timber]

You can always use blushing cat

[unkempt basin]

[worn yew]

anyways im gonna watch squid games

[digital schooner]

Have fun

[carmine timber]

Tunde gonna watch Spongebob

Nice

[unkempt basin]

Almost time to sleep since the sun is rising

[digital schooner]

Night mate

[dapper umbra]

woah

those are really good looking guns

[unkempt basin]

The red wood one looks nice

"red"

[carmine timber]

1200 rpm gun cool

Just need drum mags

[unkempt basin]

Drum mag Kar98K

[digital schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/frank-castle-wait-please-stop-please-no-please-gif-21133188

[dapper umbra]

Call of Duty Vanguard customization be like

[unkempt basin]

True

[digital schooner]

Well im off to go find more images

Tryna find a good pics of a dutch m95

[carmine timber]

Drum mag m 14 full auto

🙌

[unkempt basin]

Did you know they have the FN2000 (yes the 2001 gun) in vanguard an "authentic and immersive world war 2 game"

[stiff mantle]

hello

[digital schooner]

Problem is that its an uncommon enough gun that nobody has really done much for fancy photos for it

[unkempt basin]

It's stressing me out

[digital schooner]

Howdy

[dapper umbra]

yeah it was added in the last season of Vanguard because by that point they just stopped giving a shit

[digital schooner]

As god intended

[unkempt basin]

Clearly the side with the FN2000 won the war

[lilac forge]

They said authentic and immersive themselves? Lol

Did a little trolling with that one

[unkempt basin]

Yeah it was in their advertising early on

[dapper umbra]

look at this Remington XP-100

[unkempt basin]

I actually wasn't even bothered by it until I found out about the FN2000

[lilac forge]

I’m downloading rocket league with my 500 kb/sec internet :)

[carmine timber]

Full auto m 14

[dapper umbra]

yup

[carmine timber]

With drum mag

[unkempt basin]

The FN2000 in ww2 pushed me ovee the edge

[dapper umbra]

that sure is an M14 with a drum mag

[carmine timber]

[carmine timber]

what happened to your internet

[lilac forge]

It’s Jsut dog

[waxen chasm]

https://tenor.com/view/minigun-i-know-youve-been-looking-for-this-specific-one-shoot-fire-gif-17220094

[digital schooner]

Generally dont like sending photos with watermarks but you work with what you got

[unkempt basin]

Bullpup top fed snipers when

[upbeat rivet]

[digital schooner]

https://www.forgottenweapons.com/thorneycroft-a-victorian-bullpup-rifle-with-volley-sights/ kiiinda what yer talking about

[carmine timber]

Ugly gun but it adds some challenge

[digital schooner]

You find the bren ugly?

[dapper umbra]

Colt Python from 1985

[digital schooner]

Mmmmmmmmm python

Very nice

[lilac forge]

I think the Bren would be dope if the mag wasn’t on the top

[unkempt basin]

Oh it's beautifully disgusting

But what is it with the British and bad bullpup designs

[dapper umbra]

i mean when i imagine an upside down mag Bren i just think of an AK so

[digital schooner]

They like having themes

[dapper umbra]

Have a bunch of Krag Jorgensens.

[digital schooner]

Krags are really nice rifles

[lilac forge]

WW1 and early WW2 bolt actions are so fookin good

[digital schooner]

Supposedly they have very nice bolts on em

[unkempt basin]

The one at the bottom hasn't loaded in yet

[digital schooner]

Rendering issues

[dapper umbra]

I think my favorite old bolt action rifle is probably the Lebel.

[carmine timber]

F2000 is the best looking wwii weapon

[lilac forge]

https://tenor.com/view/iris-von-everec-the-witcher3-gif-20040366

[digital schooner]

Funny i was just looking for lebel pics earlier

I absolutely love the way lebel loads

[dapper umbra]

ye

[digital schooner]

Shame they are damn expensive

I’ve only seen one for sale once here

2k

[dapper umbra]

Have a 3 inch .45-70 revolver for your consideration

[digital schooner]

Wew thats a big bastard

[unkempt basin]

Did you see the new bullpup double action revolver

[dapper umbra]

Hunt Showdown.

[unkempt basin]

You best hope that gun doesn't have a malfunction cause its taking your hand with it

[dapper umbra]

S&W 17-3 and 29-3

[carmine timber]

There is burned lebel skin in hunt showdown people like it

[digital schooner]

Ah that ugly thing

[lilac forge]

It will only malfunction when it is in your hands.

[unkempt basin]

I'm not touching that

It's literally suicide

[dapper umbra]

Hunt Showdown is a neat looking game.

[digital schooner]

Since the cylinder is fully sealed that means someone can put a suppressor on it

I want to see that

[unkempt basin]

Bullpup double action revolver is just asking to lose your hands

[unkempt basin]

Over rated

[dapper umbra]

I like the look of it.

[carmine timber]

I searched bren with sniper scope sadly couldn't find it

[lilac forge]

Me too

[carmine timber]

[digital schooner]

Ah what a nice revolver in rdr2

[carmine timber]

Scottfield

[lilac forge]

Schofield

1875

[lilac forge]

https://youtu.be/pyyS28JkX9o

[carmine timber]

😳😵‍💫 you did it

[digital schooner]

Im just looking to see if they have a full image

Uno

Dos

[carmine timber]

[digital schooner]

https://youtu.be/i-su2W08Sl4 i found a video even @carmine timber

[digital schooner]

Lmao I remember that one

[dapper umbra]

also have this tiny thing. Spanish Astra Cub .22 Short.

[digital schooner]

Damn thats a nice one

[carmine timber]

I think scope made it more ugly

[lilac forge]

This reminds me of that Glock someone made a Lego ‘skin’ for and then Lego got pissed at them for it

[unkempt basin]

[analog sinew]

Its kinda looks like a glue gun

[digital schooner]

One of my favourite cap and ball revolvers

Tied with only the walker/dragoon revolver

[tardy monolith]

i idk y but i left bf2042 for a month and i came back and im like top leaderboard

[dapper umbra]

It's the Tec-9

[waxen chasm]

What is the strongest revolver do we have today?

[tardy monolith]

using SMG

[unkempt basin]

Magnums included?

[carmine timber]

M82 Barrett

[analog sinew]

Nerf edition

[digital schooner]

Gonna guess either 500 s&w or the bfg 45-70

[waxen chasm]

That's a sniper rifle not a revolver

[carmine timber]

Round face cat

[digital schooner]

However i do remember some sorta custom revolver in an extremely potent cartridge

[carmine timber]

I know that you know it

[digital schooner]

Wish i could find that again

[unkempt basin]

S&W 500 for those who didn't see

[carmine timber]

I was scared

[unkempt basin]

I just suprised she controlled it

That thing is wild

[carmine timber]

Glad it ended safely

[stiff mantle]

anyone want to play

[digital schooner]

!!lfg

[glossy linden]

ℹ Looking for Players to play with?
Head over to the Looking For Games channel category.
Please remember to state your region when looking for players to play with!
#lfg-crossplay #lfg-pc #lfg-xbox #lfg-playstation

[unkempt basin]

She is obviously trained but FUCK THAT

[stiff mantle]

oh mb

[unkempt basin]

Too strong for me

[digital schooner]

Yeah thats some real impressive recoil control

I’d be 2 handing that hard

[unkempt basin]

True

[digital schooner]

Dont worry bout it, its pretty common

[unkempt basin]

S&W 500 is no joke, that woman scares me

[carmine timber]

Maybe this will help me

Will it 🤔

[digital schooner]

Be afraid

[unkempt basin]

Short barrel S&W 500?

[digital schooner]

Yes baby

[unkempt basin]

I fear the user of that more than the guns damage output

[digital schooner]

Wouldnt want to be on either end of the gun

[carmine timber]

That gun let's us 360 easily I guess

[digital schooner]

I call this murder suicide

[unkempt basin]

S&W 500 is a beautiful beast but it's a scary one

[dapper umbra]

sure short 500 magnums are cool and all