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Ghostwriter wrote it. He needs the $$$
i didn't get to eat beans with meat
not that I'm fond of beans
it came from a name but not mine
Don’t be a stranger
@verbal belfry “I made it 🤓” https://www.cnet.com/tech/services-and-software/chatgpt-is-going-to-be-everywhere-in-2023/
hello
hates beans? Blocked
Ew beana
I'm not even British, but beans on toast doesn't look like it deserves to get made fun of, it sounds gas tbh
BMTH is on master quality in tidal 
sempiternal 
what if i said burger king instead
then i would say who asked
that sony patent proves our TVs can hear us 
doesn't majority of newer have mic anyway
monitor more important
I’ve got a 2018 Sony android tv I bought in 2018
Get one that is hdr10 capable
UI scaling 
Would love to give 4K a proper go in the far future but currently, 1440p gaming.
If you’re playing on a monitor that’s like under 30 inch 2K isn’t bad
doesn't newer TV's have voice commands
Why is everyone rocking a colored role now
or am i mistaken
where's mine
Gone since you haven’t been active since like august
so real
Been a while since you rolled into town
You were very active during the summer then you disappeared
Good morning
Morning
yea I didn't have much to do during the summer
How is everyone today?
morning
could be better
Morgen
tired but have coffee
Relatable
Morgen
I got my bottom wise teeth taken out the other day
wise teeth
very wise
If they numb the area properly you shouldn’t feel@pain
At first I was like damn this is incredibly uncomfortable and then I took some Tylenol 3 an went to sleep now I'm like it ain't bad
Only that they’re doing something there
nah they gave me no freezing and didn't put me to sleep and they also took my teeth out with rusty fishing pliers
What
Let me make you all feel old
ok
i already do
thats like 30 year old
Beyonce, Linkin park, 50 cent
I knew every single hit
Good times starr
I miss the old MTV
New MTV blows tbh
Same
Not that I watch tv anyways but I check in every so often an I'm like damn this sucks
wasn't really surprising, those songs are really old
not quite
do you have a source to back up that claim
i dont think so
why not
yo why is it cold today
chilly
11c and raining outside
its + degrees so therefore it is not cold
Relatable
wash cat
And the cooking smell etc as well
Not minus degrees cant be cold 
It’s a small flat
I remember earlier like December and Nov it was getting like -30°c n shit
bit chilly I think
warming myself up with coffee
Covfefe
Alaska?
Alberta
pool full of coffee gonna dive into it
Time for some games now that I'm loaded on caffeine
coffee disease
same
I think I have broken jaw pain
fix it
Nothing lasts forever
Just takes some time
i have wrist pain
I hope my relationship does tho 👀
cease your gamer activities
technically it can only last up until one of you eventually dies of old age
ghost marriage
Check for any small bumps on your wrists to see if joint fluid hasn’t escaped from the joints
don't listen to him, cut your hand off with a MACHETE
no small bumps just need to give them good week rest
Put down the mouse and keyboard
look for wires in your body take them out immediately there is valuable copper wire in your body
It’s all the tryharding in Apex that is killing your wrist
Could also simply just be hyperextension muscle fatigue
Moving your wrists around too much
Nobody wants to buy copper from me
carpal tunnel
Had the same problem when I played on my Laptop
i havent played with mnk in two days
Muscle fatigue from gaming too much😂
was meming with controller tho
Time to post a pic of my wrist again
true
I wish they mess up the cancer vaccine so you become deadpool after taking it
by the nine
Must've used a suicide grip last time they benched. Explains the wrist pain
time to play games
What games
Can your fingers touch your forarm
rainbow six
see, this is what first time on controller looks like lol @rocky copper
I still have lower back pain from my last snowboarding trip
GO AWAY
Happened like a month ago bro
Are you just holding down the trigger button? 
disgustin aim assist
Good game but it’s not for me I have very little patience
relatable
No
I know this is apex but it looks and sounds like titanfall
Me, I know I can't keep my knees bent for as long as I used to
My left knee always in pain
its control ltm
Though the pain is going away.
There are many playstyles, my favorite being shields because you can just laugh at people in the eyes when regularly you die in half a second
my entire body is always in pain smh smh
same
I wonder why
(clueless)
All of u are dying before the age of 40
real
Thank you
who said we are below 40
what having a colored role does to a mf
well i'm a mod
Even worse
U probably wouldn't be named "cats" and be on discord if u were above 40... lets be real
Yeah. Grade 3 Stress Injury for me I believe
control has 3 capture points that you try to take, kinda like small conquest
True you're dying before 30 then, unlucky
9 vs 9
Honestly I spent so much damn time here for how long I've been around, it's any wonder I haven't worked up trying to go into staff myself
oh well, only 2 years and 3 months to go then XD
I am a 700 year-old skinwalker
9 dozer shields?
thanks!
Enjoy your last 2 years
Wtf she’s not even old why would she not have energy
Before 40... Shit.. Only 5 years to go 
true
you kids keep me young XD 😛
I’m turning 30 this year 😭
finished my coffee, I want another one but I will probably die violently
Honestly it does wonders for you
i turn 25 on the 20th
I'm 27 or 28 in May I don't remember
Retirement chat
retirement home chat poppin off
true, wanting to retire already
Speaking of retirement. Ideal retirement spots for you?
For me, it's 2 places
A little mountain lodge
the ground
Or a little cottage off in Ireland
What makes me feel really old, is my eldest son is 18 this year 😬
Kakslauttanen, Finland
time to see what games i have in epic
If Imma retire i don't wanna stay in Canada but I also don't wanna go to Europe coz strange people are over there
yeah I want to freeze to death and preserve my greek god body
gonna do some controller gaming
I am Greek god ogey Greek god
I'd love to spend the rest of my days in either a little mountain cabin, probably in Pennsylvania or Colorado, fishing and hunting my days away, out in nature
move to New Zealand
Or, alternatively, a quiet cottage off in the green hills of ireland
Very temperate, it's a lovely culture
Ireland is also nice
my dad recently retired, he bought an SUV and a fishing kit
gone fishin
All a man needs is a pickup truck, a fishing rod and a barbecue for retirement
I wish all the best for him.
he's paying to fish in private fishing ponds
Love me some fishing
paying to fish himself 
You know, I'm going to try and find a job in the DNR.
I love the sport just that much
Well, not sport
tell him to go and fish for mackerel, that shit slaps it tastes great
שלום לכם ילדים
Nah, but working with the DNR would be fantastic, I say.
I agree
my parents bought a house during a recession risk. Could have just given me the money to spend on NFT fr fr
יופי טוב
English only
You do know NFT are a bubble right?
I wish my family spent like 50 bucks on Bitcoin 15 years ago
we are gonna build a rocket
Sorry
yes it's a joke
A funny joke
kerbal 2 is coming soon
I need faive bilion rokets
You sound like Kim Jung
nah I was just repeating a meme
none of that political stuff here
Who's Kim Jung
shadow tactics - aiko's choice is also free in epic atm
larp
You know, it's a tragedy, regarding the history of rockets
Manned missions in particular
Kim jung un the biggest waifu. Like duuhh
So many trials of error
so real
So many monkeys
Well not to mention humans and dogs.
Didn't france lunch a cat to space
Laika and Vladimir Komarov
human > other animals
Part of soviet cosmonaut space program
Than why are you named cats?
Exposed
I recently watched the first man movie with Ryan Gosling, when i was on a flight, I quite liked it
Each died heating up in the atmosphere I believe
Though Laika I'm afraid may have suffocated
I can't quite remember
Yeah they all turned into a shakr
Ye Olde 1960s space travel
Poor dog.
You
Is that in rewind?
Bird.
spaceX most successful rocket landing
Yes the rocket exploded and then took off without any issues
God fucking hell with this touch pad
Youngest astronaut?
Well bye bye
It’s not a rewind
Yes
I believe that to be one of the Apollo 11 Crew, can't quite remember which one by memory
21 probably
But the number 23
Sticks out to me
I'll have to look it up
Don't take my word on it
Ah, no,
Sorry. It would appear it would be from their 30s
From top results
Armstrong was 39, I believe
I never quite got acquainted with ages.
dayum
However the history of the space race in its own right is quite a read
The soviets sent multiple missions for instance to Venus and Mars
Soviets were winning at everything else except for landing on a planet
Must've picked up some German engineers aswell
*dawg
Most of the rocket scientists of the era hailing from Germany were picked up by the United States as opposed to being captured by the soviets
There was a very heavy discrimination against these individuals
Germans in general
surely some would have been picked up from East Germany id imagine
I can see them being like "oi blyad you build roket or we kill your family yes?"
If they did, I don't think the Russians would have hired them. You have to remember that this is 30 year span after WW2, not a long period. Most top rocket scientists in their field had gotten their education during or before the war
Their fate would be of 3,
Bring picked by a foreign agency, like the United States did
Drafted into the war effort in WW2
Or be captured, killed, or fall into obscurity in soviet territory
Operation Paperclip was the biggest factor in this
In the soviet perspective,
These scientists were party members in the war.
A very bad stigmatism
well, lots were yea
Especially in soviet eyes
Soviets no like ger man
i just feel like
You know that if the russians were to announce manned missions to Mars, America would probably go crazy and we would get another space race
that's why they won't announce it
plus they've got bigger fish to fry at the moment anyway
Ik
Frankly as we go further and further into the expansion into space, we really need to let go of geopolitics
It's a very far fetched concept,
Especially nowadays
But we should head into the final frontier as a species
Not as a bunch of squabbling nations
Yes but old greedy farts and that the world keeps electing them
In any case, Man's destiny does not lie in the grass and dirt of earth
Our destiny is in the stars
Eventually we'll have to make a commitment
/teleport Andromeda Galaxy
😦
Anyways, I've stayed up enough for one night
You know where man's destiny lies (read in a Texan accent or southern)
Andrew Tate the Romanian
Lol he looks like a 5th grader learning where babies come from
The official overwatch 2 on Xbox posted this. Wtf???!!!

@jolly folio
Maybe about his personality
Different pictures of the same character
The comment section is going nuts
bad game fr
made me miss double shield in ow1 😂

tidal masters just sound so much better than spotify its crazy tbh
that is even without dac that supports MQA
also pretty sure spotify announced lossless back in 2021, what happen with that lol
is apple music available on PC
I'm already experiencing caffeine withdrawal wtf
Lol
ah its in itunes
looks like they have also free trial so gonna try it too lol
but apparently itunes is dog water now
we'll see
bet the web player has some limitations
Whelp, just got done writing my final paper for my Bachelor's capstone, long time coming to get this completed, tough when I'm doing military duties on the daily, but it's done! Now... a few hours of sleep before work. 👀 
uwu
you are not bad, you are just a kid.
Am I mature? 
You are past that point 
You are fermented

Fossilised innit
Mature yourself first lmao
YoU aRE JUsT a KId wItH xBoX
Bro is 29 and doesn't have a gf
Lmao whatch you talkin about?💀
dude didnt try
we'll go watch either spiderman across the spiderverse/Oppenheimer together
Gf interested in Oppenheimer?
mhm
Damn
why do you ask?
Coz I don't think she is tall
If anyone is looking for a laugh this afternoon, here is a video of Tom Clancy giving a talk at the NSA in 1986: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VS54M5Mqa9M
ok
tunde making fun of single people meanwhile he's 16 AND living with his mom 
dude literally said he would try to be more mature
bruh
It'es normal to be 16 and still living with your parent(s)
yeah no shit
but you shouldn't make fun of other people who are also living with their parents
I wish I could live with my parents. Problem is I hate their guts.
imagine having a good, healthy relationship with your parents enough so you could live with them after you are 18 lol
yeah if I lived with them I wouldn't even have to work
Mine wasn't great, hence why I worked my ass off to leave lol
My parents are narcissists, tortured me and my brother mentally and physically all our childhood. I had to leave. Literally ran to a different country lol.
i have amazon music now
jeff bezos laughing
@worn yew @lilac forge Lets keep personal attacks relating to people's lives out of the server please. I'm a little late to the party but this pertains to comments made earlier in the chat.
The chat should be a friendly environment for everybody.

Sounds nice, I barely feel like I get my 2 days off since I'm back on night shifts now

Nightshifts must be difficult
Wish you the best tho
sus
They're meh. I was use to them as I did them for nearly 3 years. Then I got put onto evening shifts (by my own request) then got voulentold back to night shifts after a couple months.
So making the transition away and then back to has been exhausting.
not sus cat
sussy baka
Cursid
ultra hd


Alr we get it
Most delicious breakfast in england:
Most appetizing snack in england:
is that rice?
I’m playing ow2 comp yeah? My teammates live only me and one guy left. I message the enemy team let me get an achievement for Ramattra, just shoot at me while I defend myself and don’t kill me.
None of them cooperated
They kept shooting us at spawn and soldier went out of his way to not shoot me but my teammate
Like you’re already going to win why not help out?
Oof
Nature Valley?
Sony who also want to add commercials to their console where you're playing games
Yeah me
You're playing a competitive game full of scum bags, what did you expect
LOL agreed
yeah kinda fucked up how such a bright and "positive" game attracts the worst kind of people lol
yeah
Some did
It'll never be as worse as My Little Pony
cool
Star_ came back for like 3 public matches then he went back to playing dnd lol
yooo division 2 is out on steam in less than an hour
I don't wanna buy it again tho 
Huh
More pro Halo players returned to Halo Infinite than OW2 pro players returned to OW
i remember people talking about them playing hello kitty online mmorpg even being adults and shit and calling it amazing, wholesome or scary moment?
Scary
ye thats what i lean towards aswell
The only good thing about hello kitty that's good imo is they have several gundam crossovers
Everything else is obviously weird
For a fully grown adult to find amazing
Good morning flunsky
I ate lasagna yesterday 
But you woke up not long ago
No, I did
nice. living life i hear
I don't wake up then instantly go on discord
That’s why I said not long ago
My phone is with me 24/7 sometimes I check discord even when I’m sleeping
That is sad
I sleep with my phone under the pillow
Yeah
That's a fire hazard
That’s what everybody does
What fire hazard I’ve always been sleeping with my phone
it's tarky time
Well then I’m gone
I go straight to my computer after waking up
I sleeps with my laptop next to me
My friend used to sleep in his gaming chair, wake up then play rainbiw six siege
ive created a pile of my old tech products and is using my old slow laptop as a lid
lol
When u think urself is bad then find something worse
He played in the small tournaments for money and won some while also being a commentator for some of the small tournaments
i have some old ddr4 memory, a gtx 1070, an old monitor and more just standing there
haha id give u it for free but the shipping prices are probably too high
Sh🤮pping
Sell that stuff so you can stop buying lidl lasagna 
Frozen how?
Frozen is the worst and most over rated show
Yeah... Just don't look at its fan base...
Is their a discord server?
BASED
Why tf u asking
How would ik
Frozen and Wall-E is the MOST overrated animated movies ever
Prolly full of predators

Wall-E is dead my guy, it's definitely not over rated lmao
Wall-E was good
It's good but not one of the best animated movies of all time
Wall e is ok
It's like top 70-65
Wall-e is my favourite for the story it tells
Now that's a good moive
Toy Story 3 is GOATED animated movie
9 and Wall-E are the best under rated movies
Second is How To Train Your Dragon
1 > 2 > 3
EGG
Angry birds was also good
Only people who like the new puss in boots from what I've seen are twitter NSFW artists

But why?
The first part was good back then nostalgic
Why so much hate now?
I haven't watch it yet
No hate, I was only making a teeny tiny joke
Is that a mimir reference?
it is whatever you want it to be babe
Just when I thought we was bonding you go ahead and post cringe smh
Alr mister
Deleted it
I noticed, you made it worst
Cheesy pizza
That's we do it

I haven’t seen Frozen 2 but Frozen 1 was nice just a bit too much singing
Not surprised you liked it
Same
I love Disney movies
Kids also love disney movies
let it go
let it gooo
cant hold it back anymooore
Frozen 1 is good but 2 is mid as mom milk
You that Romanian guy?
2 princesses
No thats andrew tate
define that romanian guy as there is more than 1 romanian in BFD
if you mean the sexy smart guy, yes thats not me
You are tall
You 6'3?
although i will steal your wallet 
George was 6'3
He told me
The one in jail?
idk exactly whats in murican system
His namw is King George, what gave that away
George is in jail ?
listening to Frozen songs
no, i do not benefit from free housing and free food

French prison even have some loud and you can play PS4
This reminds me of that quote
"Never kill your inner child"
What about that ?
Ps4 in french prison?
some prisons in that frozen island to the north
even lets you go outside the prison
Yup it's really common
and its a "max security prison"
Frozen is now available to own on Blu-ray & Digital HD.
In this clip from Disney's "Frozen," Elsa, whose secret powers have just been revealed, flees Arendelle and unleashes her magic, creating a breathtaking ice palace. Performed by the voice of Elsa, Idina Menzel, "Let It Go" is an original song by Kristen Anderson-Lopez and Tony Award®-winne...
Yeah I saw that it's crazy lol
Who is first and who is second
Idk why i thought you guys talking about andrew tate 
Sorry jack I'm 9 foot tall
yes and no, its a sensitive subject but caging someone for perhaps a decision in the heat of the moment wont fix him, only make him an animal
You are 6 foot
Shut up
By "that's crazy" I meant it's surprising lol, I wasn't being judgemental
6 feet? damn Chernobyl guy
No trust me, I'm standing tall at 9 foot
@verbal belfry
@lilac forge
@kindred belfry
Bend over
Entice isn't real
Ben Dover*
🤔
Entice is a lier lmao
How?
How do you spell pier
His dad 6'7
Lier
Liar
Liar
Thanks
💀
stay short Kai 😄
Entice being unreal once again, what a surprise
Honestly didn't expect this from you
You an englishman
Jack, entice has every single rarest possible genetic advantage known to man
Lol kai is 6 foot
It's obviously a lie
Kai is a tall man
so short
actually being small is better as a guy, you get more women since they see you as a pet
I'm autistic
Wait Kai is a man ? 
His dad is 6'7
He has the Genes lol
Plus he is a athlete guy
Lol what ?
Yeah
Cobra kai?
Yeah do you know how many girls call me cute compared to a tall guy
@unkempt basin is kai
I'm a guy, I'm not trans
But I thought he or she said that he or she was wearing women clothes 
you are cute in pet standards, tall guys are cute in boyfriend standards
its a different scale of cute
yeah u tell him George
Lmao you crazy basted I am 5.7
awwww the baby has a tantrum
Really?
You in a relationship again?
Lmao fuck you and fuck @verbal belfry too
ngl these are a weakness
Why would a guy wear that ? 
baby wants his milk?
So that girls call him cute
@verbal belfry
LOL
why do i feel this gif ?
Such is life
i got burned
I don't think it works like this
Pretend I haven't said shit or I'll get banned
always pretend to be gay to be invited to girl parties, and when they fall asleep you go and have sex with their boyfriends
wtf
Yeah but this is the best feeling ever though
am i doing it wrong?
LOL
LMAO WTF IS EVEN THAT ?
Kai's clothing
i call it.... PARADISE
Dwmn this mf blind
Honestly the best mind set
On a daily basis ? 
el femboy i... el ras....
This is crazyness I would say
its normal, dont worry, not everyone has an eye for quality
This mf ain't educated at all
You wear strange clothes too ?
6 foot is tall
Kai ain't a short guy
No ur just getting trolled

Can we seriously stop with all the sexualized discussions in the chat please?
6 foot is very tall for a pet
Tell that to the girl who is taller than me
You ain't 6 foot then
I am, some girls can be tall
You prob 5'10
That girl 6 foot
What are you? Sexist
I have met a 6'6 woman
death by snu snu
No you are short 
Flunsky you hadn't regular yesterday what happened ?
Mozzy came along and gifted the power of regular role
Bro hell nah 💀
werent u always a regular?
No I was banned
😭
nice
I have a cheat code I am not regular
DEW IT
Really?
Damn imma go outside
Without regular I can't show the time I beat a General Grievous as an assault Clone
Tried darth vader yet ?
The death of regular
You playing multiplayer
I main the Age of the Republic, so I main Grievous, Maul, Obi Wan and Anakin
Try the campaign its good
How it broke?
Same I play it on my xbox
Chat wilding again 💀
Standard sony moment and over heated
Grievous broke it obviously
But ps4 is a jet engine lol
Yeah ik
@misty burrow
(Finally bounding with kai)
All my ps4 have broken because they overheated

Bounding
Get 4 ps4 and u got a jetpack
how many did u have
4

GTA online has jetpacks doesn't it
My 5th playstation is still alive but dying
u should melt them into 1 super ps4
Do you have a laptop?
Honestly true if I didn't sell them full price to the store I brought them from 
They knew my dad before he died so they trusted me like fools lmao
Pregnancy
My guy is probably stuffing it in some extremely air constricted space
Fr
or he lives in a dust storm
the term you are looking for is basement
They tested by turning it on but after 5 minutes they turn off by themselves, he cut it close to 5 minutes on the last one which had me nervous
contained in his house
Can be your moms
Real
An open living room with windows open most of the time while it also on a an open area
discovered new instruments in summertime sadness by lana del rey
Why "moms" with an "s"
Chat's current mindset is -74°
I live in a town in the middle of nowhere, there isn't much going on outside of rabbits and foxes
@misty burrow
shouldnt have the foxes eat out the rabbits by now?
You live on a mountain?
No the rabbits come out in the day and the foxes at night
the audio depth is so good
They do eat some rabbits which id a right mess to walk past sometimes
But foxes usually hide away but you'll know they're near cause the bastards stink of piss
You must have a nice estate mansion then
With lots of greenery
Foxes dont come here
Anyone down coming to texas just to play catch with me? 
Nah
You gonna kidnap me
It's literally just open field, forest, river
England
||i dont||
Ohh yeah england
Anyways kai cya later
Goodbye
👽
Alien
Mexican
akg k371 + amazon music hd do be vibing
TLOU is the best show of 2023 so far
How?
It's like the only show to release in 2023
Aw hell nah not her
Makes sense
Wdym
Rosa
What's wrong with Rosa
Rosa killed Joel, I think
Nah my pfp is Rosa lmao
The pfp rosa
Oh idfk
Rosa killing Joel
Id eat her(gastronomically meant)
and i only paid 133€ for the headphones
Do those headphones ship elsewhere do you know?
This mf joins a conversation and changes his pfp In the middle of it
What do yall like so much about blck and white
I need to move from ear phones to headphones, despite being more comfortable I recently cut the inside of my ear somehow
I fail to understand where it is an issue
I just liked the map layout, it included ny favourite pokemon and it was the one I played the most
considering brexit you prolly need to pay import fees if you order from EU
Just strange
Which is it
Whatever mate
I played one on the gameboy, gold and silver and the let's go pikachu/evee
But Black 2 and White 2 had the most playtime
Mine is Y
Ik I was just typing that out before
https://www.thomann.de/gb/akg_k_371.htm but thomann has them for 115 uk currency
Alright alright
Oh yeah I played X and Y too
Totodile and Croagunk
Those are two good choices hm
Mine is well
Swampy
I wish Croagunk got more love though
Yeah hes cool
Feel like everyone just looks past him alot of the time
The evo a bit less
Toxicroak is cool but the style of Croagunk is better
Yes
I love when he beats up brock
Btw i love swamp cause he is also like
Me
IQwise
Brock mildly flirting with someone leads to Croagunk punching his balls
thomann has shit ton of pro headphones if you looking to buy with good price
Based
Although Croagunk did eventually let Brock get a girl
I love mangling balls
Cynthia?
I can't remember which girl it waa tbh
That’s a long boy
18th century?
Ehh nothing super specific, as its modern made
Let me go check if they based it off a particular year
Yes it was
I always have the fan on for that reason
Me when my microwave started doing white noises
They call it a kibler SMR
Im the best fr
Whitenoise asmr
White noises are good until they change colour
(EXTREMELY TINGLY)
Racially motivated
I’m playing some Chillfinite :))
Lmao
Ohh i see, south mountain rifle, thats what the SMR stands for
Zor wanna play Nacht Der Untoten in Halo Infinite
Black noise 👍
With working "zombie" AI
They have zombies in inif te,
Its not what you think
I’m having a panic attack right now
Epic
Im a racist 🏎️
Me too
I love racing
And i will win
When 343i add the option to port custom models, it'll actually be zombified soldiers
Gran Turismo 7 🙌
Match up my toyota 86 
That's why 343i need to work on keeping it's current player count instead of trying to draw more people in
It's not working
Watch my subaru 2004

I hate the style of pit
Ja
The layout is good but it looks fucking bad






