general

[kind forum]

Only time peeps get arrested for that is if you're just like walking around town naked.

[jolly folio]

Nude hiking also exist

[kind forum]

Bruh what, normal hiking without proper attire can be hellish.

Those people fear nothing.

[worn yew]

can we move on?

[trim wagon]

just kidding

[jolly folio]

Just imagine what happens if skiing is involved with that

[kind forum]

Feel like a monkey wearing a Fez would make a much cuter pfp @trim wagon 🙂

[jolly folio]

Like that’ll be too cold

[waxen rover]

1 hour of chill time before going back to werk

[kind forum]

How're you doin Starr?

[trim wagon]

fez alone is fine

[jolly folio]

Same

[lilac forge]

basically guns don't come out until someone pulls out weapons

[waxen rover]

i'm good! how are you?

[kind forum]

I'm currently full, just ate some snacks and pizza pops while at work.

[waxen rover]

ohh nice

i just ate my second breakfast 🙂

[kind forum]

Tis Friday but I got a packed weekend this week so it won't even feel like days off.

[waxen rover]

ooof

[kind forum]

Have my gf's bday party plus mate's wedding

[waxen rover]

isnt the wedding this weekend?

[kind forum]

Ye

[waxen rover]

ye i was gonna mention that

what did you end up getting her?

[lilac forge]

if you get shot by police here you deserved it

[kind forum]

Still working on making it but I'm making a book containing leaves of all the species of trees in our valley with the regular + scientific genus names in it.

She's super into biology

[waxen rover]

ahhww that is sooo cute! i love it!

[kind forum]

Ended up having to buy a suit since they couldn't rent on such short notice.

[waxen rover]

looking clean Gali!

[sinful tinsel]

okay let's see

[jolly folio]

That’s very pog Gali lad

[kind forum]

[sinful tinsel]

i finished all type things

[upbeat rivet]

[sinful tinsel]

when repair finished

[lilac forge]

Wattson

[kind forum]

Even has the lil Nessy AWWWW!

[lilac forge]

https://tenor.com/view/slushe-nessie-apex-legends-dancing-gif-26089899

[sinful tinsel]

repair is done

[lilac forge]

i found some emotes

hold up

[sinful tinsel]

still joining server

bf3 is not opening.

[upbeat rivet]

[lilac forge]

[trim wagon]

is it worth it to start playing bf3/bf4 now? ive only played bf1

[upbeat rivet]

Play bf4

[trim wagon]

ok

[lilac forge]

[sinful tinsel]

I am uninstalling all windows visual any program made by Microsoft.

[vagrant gate]

4 yes

[sinful tinsel]

both are good 4 or 3. is up to you to play those.

[lilac forge]

Did you see if there is error in origin/ea desktop

[sinful tinsel]

no i haven't seen. they are fine

[lilac forge]

I had cloud save error and thats why wasn't joining

[sinful tinsel]

then turn off.

[lilac forge]

No its fine you can just replace the save when it happens

[sinful tinsel]

when i am gonna uninstall directX

[worn yew]

its in-built

[lilac forge]

You need to contact ea help just like everyone else

We can't know what is causing problem for you

You are going to just make it worse when you start uninstalling stuff

!!support

[glossy linden]

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[sinful tinsel]

what i am gonna say to EA Support?

i don't have phone number

[jolly folio]

[sinful tinsel]

[lilac forge]

Well basically you tell the problem you are having then they tell you things you can do to try to fix them.

easy

[jolly folio]

But lad doesn’t have phone number

[lilac forge]

i didn't need one last time i contacted them

its chat

[jolly folio]

[sinful tinsel]

i am gonna resetting pc

[lilac forge]

bf3 worked fine yesterday and battlelog worked on edge without any tricks

i can't believe i enjoyed that game years ago

it felt horrible now

bf3 when it came out was awesome but feels clunky now and practically 0 populated servers

bf4 still feels golden but hard to find good populated matches sometimes

there was still visual recoil on my screen after i stopped shooting 😂

[sinful tinsel]

Even medal of honor

[lilac forge]

and camera shake all the time

[vagrant gate]

whaaaaat, just the movement is clunky considering it was made for consoles. everything else is alright tho

[sinful tinsel]

Yea. Is it realistic when you hands shaking

[quaint herald]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1010209341325979771/1017716925205323796/3e2.jpg

Bf3 was made with PC in mind and didn't have consoles holding it back.

[vagrant gate]

tell that to the movement 👀

movement was way better on the consoles

[sinful tinsel]

Bf3 in console are dead.

[quaint herald]

That's thumbstick movement.

[lilac forge]

hell no. it overall feels bad after you have played newer fps

there is lack of options also

[vagrant gate]

nah only the suppression might be worse but there's "perks" for that

[sinful tinsel]

[vagrant gate]

whatever they call it in BF

[lilac forge]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ail5N96wFME

this was never fixed

[vagrant gate]

might be me but i don't see the problem?

[lilac forge]

and the bullets in bf3 feel like you're shooting paper weights

not crisp

[vagrant gate]

you stop shooting, it flinches up a little then stops

[lilac forge]

you dont? the recoil is still visible after you stop shooting. it was horrible with m16

[sinful tinsel]

If medal of honor 2022 got released what ya'll gonna think

[lilac forge]

mix that with the constant camera shake its horrible experience

[sinful tinsel]

But not ww2

[vagrant gate]

i don't no, i was expecting him to stop shooting, keep ADSing and it still moving

[plain lily]

Maybe we're not as sensitive to camera shake

[lilac forge]

90 FOV being max you can go from settings also

[sonic token]

You can edit the .ini file to go beyond 90 :)

[lilac forge]

probably

[vagrant gate]

200FOV or don't play at all

[lilac forge]

but the game aged horrible

[sonic token]

It bugs out after 179.9

[plain lily]

Hess confirmed 179.9 fov gamer

[sonic token]

Been using 120fov for years in bf3

[vagrant gate]

lmao, sounds like you tested a lot of FOVs 😂

[lilac forge]

everyone should go back and try it now before saying anything

[vagrant gate]

played it a couple months ago

does it have 21:9 support?

[plain lily]

I don't have it Installed but I also never messed with the fov really

[sonic token]

It works fine with a 21:9 monitor

[lilac forge]

still you haven't played it in last 24 hours so you don't remember it clearly

[vagrant gate]

i've got at least over 600 Hours into it, i remember enough of it

[vagrant gate]

cool, might reinstall it then

[lilac forge]

it doesnt work like that

[sonic token]

https://streamable.com/00u9tr

Here's the game on 21:9 :)

[lilac forge]

i had over 1500 hours and still surprised how bad it felt now

[vagrant gate]

too bad the UI doesn't scale over 1080p resolutions

[lilac forge]

@sonic token juicy pilot kill 💀

[waxen rover]

i think someone can decide for themselves, rather they remember enough yey or ney

[sonic token]

yeah only problem is that the UI scaling isnt a thing

And scales depending of your resolution :(

So the smaller the UI is the higher your resolution is :(

[vagrant gate]

yup, had a 2560x1440 monitor before i got the UW i'm using now and the UI was so small

[sonic token]

:D

[lilac forge]

oh yeah? go back to that game you liked years ago and you will be surprised how old it feels now.

[waxen rover]

tried that once or twice, feels the same

[lilac forge]

memory is tricky when it comes to stuff you liked in past

[worn yew]

hess

[waxen rover]

how would you know? you can't tell what one can remember

[sonic token]

Tonday

[lilac forge]

its common knowledge that you remember stuff being better than it is when you liked it. seems like you just have problem with me.

[vagrant gate]

old sure, doesn't mean you can't like/ enjoy it

[waxen rover]

i dont have a problem, i'm perfectly fine.

[vagrant gate]

BF3 still looks better than most games released imo

[plain lily]

Also not everyone's definition of "clunky" is the same

[worn yew]

https://tenor.com/view/venom-dunking-on-spiderman-gif-26119954

[sonic token]

What a dunk

[lilac forge]

hess do you have anymore juicy dogfight w clips

that resolution was spicy

[lilac forge]

didnt say you cant, i just said it feels horrible compared to new shooters

[sonic token]

I have some old-ish clips on my very dead youtube channel :)

https://streamable.com/xomus9

[lilac forge]

i'd be fuming 😭

[worn yew]

i low-key want to play BF4

[vagrant gate]

what's stopping you

[worn yew]

storage

[vagrant gate]

fair, need to get a new SSD myself

[worn yew]

i spent 40 gb+ on Hunt Showdown, 100gb+ on Cold War, 90 gb+ on GTA V, 30 gb+ on nfs heat, fifa 22 and grid legends and atlast black ops 1 which is 7 gb then some small games thats like 1 gb or less

[analog sinew]

ADMIN BOY!!!!!

[sonic token]

very cool!

[worn yew]

the legend

[lilac forge]

[worn yew]

hmm

[lilac forge]

https://tenor.com/view/danny-devito-walking-away-money-raining-money-explosions-gif-16685519

[sonic token]

Dont press F :(

[worn yew]

F

[lilac forge]

FFFFFFFFFFF

@sonic token rate this medic

[sonic token]

Clearly doing their best

[winged inlet]

Woweee lots of people are getting fired this month

[lilac forge]

[barren stump]

purge them all

[lavish beacon]

Fired from what? Where?

[winged inlet]

many companies in EMEA

societal collapse soonTM?

[lavish beacon]

Emea?

[winged inlet]

Europe, Middle East, Africa

[lavish beacon]

European Made European Alliance?

Oh lol, not quite

[worn yew]

10/10

[lilac forge]

[winged inlet]

yeah I don't think "adding back" classes would do anything

it's just the battlefield player's usual behavior

had my squad mate stand on top of my downed body for 20 seconds only for them to sprint away yesterday

[upbeat rivet]

What a good teammate

[winged inlet]

The bots are actually better BF players than the actual players

[lilac forge]

i had most objectives captured joining game middle of it

and it wasnt much

that's how people play now

[sinful tinsel]

The PC is all fresh except my program got rip

I hate ya'll

[winged inlet]

what

[worn yew]

Nice

[sinful tinsel]

[upbeat rivet]

Same brah

[worn yew]

Blah blah blah

[magic eagle]

https://youtu.be/4o_tVV22Xa4

[worn yew]

sus link

[upbeat rivet]

Or epic and funny moments BF Firestorm

[upbeat rivet]

[worn yew]

[upbeat rivet]

Broken lurking

[alpine fox]

https://tenor.com/view/baby-yoda-drink-sip-blink-the-mandalorian-gif-15693643

Morning

[opal delta]

Morning

[worn yew]

afternoon

[opal delta]

Guy i have problem in game fps if anyone could help

[worn yew]

how much fps average?

[opal delta]

M setting it at 60 becuz of my monitor . But it dropy till 30-26 time time

[worn yew]

pretty fine

[opal delta]

Ig my config can do better?

[alpine fox]

PC setup? in-game settings?

[rigid spoke]

How is everyone today

[worn yew]

try going low settings, clear your background running and use the nvidia panel effeciantly with the 3D stuff whatever

[worn yew]

mid

[alpine fox]

https://tenor.com/view/chernobyl-not-great-not-terrible-average-gif-14312851

[opal delta]

M running it on ryzen 5 3400g . With rx 6600 . 16gb ram and 8 vram . What fo u think

[worn yew]

im currently listening to a spotify ad

nvm

[rigid spoke]

I hope that both of your days get to great

[worn yew]

it wont

ive got like 1 day freedom after the 14th then it'll be more stressful

[vagrant gate]

good thing we aren't talking about what he did in 1999

[vagrant gate]

set everything to low and 1080p

[worn yew]

1986*

[unkempt basin]

Yeah, 1999 was a wacky time

[opal delta]

Alright. Thanks

[unkempt basin]

Tunde, it's 1999

Schlatt lore

[lilac forge]

nice dmg

[unkempt basin]

You do be carrying

[worn yew]

i thought that was the guy from chernobyl series

[unkempt basin]

I do hope you're giving out toast too

[worn yew]

420

[sharp quarry]

How do you get the a10?

[worn yew]

by playing

duh

[sharp quarry]

Which mode

[vagrant gate]

that's the new meme?

[worn yew]

no the chernobyl

[rigid spoke]

I think it’s a free reward in the battlepass

[vagrant gate]

also try setting this: GstRender.Thread.MaxProcessorCount 16 to however many logical processor you have on your CPU

usually 4 cores had 8 logical processors

[opal delta]

Where can i find this??

[worn yew]

bruh

[worn yew]

documents

[vagrant gate]

hm

[worn yew]

1972

[vagrant gate]

Documents/2042 settings

[worn yew]

tf

[sharp quarry]

Nope not in no

[vagrant gate]

PROFSAVE_Profile, just add it somewhere at the bottom

[unkempt basin]

He goes way back

[sharp quarry]

Bp

Is it only a portal thing?

[vagrant gate]

Emiru profile pic?

[opal delta]

Alright. Thank u

[unkempt basin]

Yes

[vagrant gate]

make sure you use the correct number tho, too high can result in the game crashing

[vagrant gate]

lit

[sharp quarry]

I think the a10 is only a custom match thing

[vagrant gate]

A10 Warthog?

[sharp quarry]

Yea

[vagrant gate]

Portal vehicle

[sharp quarry]

I can’t find a singular custom that has it enabled

[vagrant gate]

Should be BF3 iirc

[sharp quarry]

iirc?

[vagrant gate]

if i remember correctly

[worn yew]

^ full form of iirc

[vagrant gate]

startup a Caspian Border Conquest with BF3 should have the A10

[sharp quarry]

Can’t be bothered to make a ea account to make a custom on ps4

[worn yew]

an ea*

[unkempt basin]

Why are you correcting

[vagrant gate]

you can just select premade experiences from DICE no?

[vagrant gate]

Grammar nasi

not sure if there's a filter on the word here so

[unkempt basin]

You make an equal amount of mistakes tunde 😵‍💫

[sharp quarry]

I can?

[sharp quarry]

Can you teach me

[vagrant gate]

go to Portal and click on Host, see what shows there

[sharp quarry]

Ight

[vagrant gate]

i'm on PC so it might be different

[lilac forge]

i win too much in multiversus

[worn yew]

damn bro, almost gave a fuck.

[lilac forge]

matchmaking but me in sweaty lobby

[sharp quarry]

Yea see to host a game you need an ea acc and with pc you guys are already in an ea account

Nvm

[vagrant gate]

ah i see

welp F

[unkempt basin]

Tunde is moody again

[sharp quarry]

NEVERMIND

I CAN HOST A PRE MADE EXPERIENCE WOOO

[vagrant gate]

aye, good luck fam

[sharp quarry]

Thanks

[unkempt basin]

Christ

[vagrant gate]

reminds me didn't he post a tweet where he said the queen died in September or August or something?

[unkempt basin]

Probably

[lilac forge]

[analog sinew]

Ahh melon blade lady

Gonna pull for her in 3.3

[sharp quarry]

BF3 conquest only gives you the f-18

[sharp quarry]

Anyone know how I can host a game with a10 on a pre@loaded custom on ps4?

[winged inlet]

what

[sharp quarry]

A10 custom pre load

[winged inlet]

what

[sharp quarry]

How do I host a pre loaded custom on ps4 that lets me use the a10 warthog

[rocky copper]

Hi

[sharp quarry]

Do you know?

[analog sinew]

No

[upbeat rivet]

Hello

[sharp quarry]

Does anyone know how?

[rocky copper]

What are you guys up to

[analog sinew]

Heres a cursed roblox image

[upbeat rivet]

Nothing

[winged inlet]

working

watching people get fired

counting the days til I get the boots

[upbeat rivet]

Sounds fun

[winged inlet]

oh you have no idea

[rocky copper]

You left the teaching job?

[winged inlet]

yeah, few months ago, I got a new job, that's why I moved to Poland

[rocky copper]

I’d never want to live there idk why

[winged inlet]

Poland?

[rocky copper]

Yeah

[winged inlet]

It's chill here in Krakow

[rocky copper]

I’d much rather you moved to Italy with your girlfriend

[winged inlet]

she's moving here with me

we already signed the lease together

Italy is boring now

[rocky copper]

Interesting cos so many polish people have left Poland and came to the west cos there’s no money in Poland

Here in the uk Poles are everywhere and polish shops

[winged inlet]

yeah some professions don't make much in Poland

there is also an economic crisis going on lol

hence all the people getting fired

[rocky copper]

Hungary is even worse. People earn next to nothing

[winged inlet]

it's all because of this war

sad time

one twat to ruin it for everyone

[upbeat rivet]

1 dollar = 393.37 forint

[rocky copper]

Not necessarily, it’s a combination of many things happening at once.

[winged inlet]

isn't a Jedi basically a space wizard

[plucky heron]

Kryptonite lightsaber ☝️🤓

[winged inlet]

Superman most boring character ever

[plucky heron]

FR

Finally someone gets it

Gary Stew ass mfer

[winged inlet]

bought a loaf of bread, thinking about having sprat and bread for lunch like a real slav

[worn yew]

My god running RoN on potato is hard asf

But still pog

[winged inlet]

oh right, I have some free time until the next meeting, time to play TFT

[summer heart]

Lukes one

[shut pagoda]

Someone show me ya meat in the dm

[winged inlet]

https://tenor.com/view/steak-gif-24533814

[worn yew]

I forgot how loud RoN is

[rocky copper]

Who dat?

[worn yew]

Ready or not

[rocky copper]

Don’t know

@plain lily

[plain lily]

[rocky copper]

Hiding offline I see

[lilac forge]

gangsta rap made me do it

[winged inlet]

[rocky copper]

Is your pfp the same person Luisa always posts on here?

[plain lily]

[winged inlet]

yeah, Emiru, ex-gf of a LoL player

[rocky copper]

@worn yew can you post that yellow smiley face emote that’s disturbing

[worn yew]

?

[rocky copper]

I have no idea who she is

[unkempt basin]

Woman in my pfp doesn't do any NSFW so you won't be interested

[worn yew]

What yellow smiling

[rocky copper]

It’s a smiley face that’s smiling and is smug

[worn yew]

?

Ohh

[winged inlet]

[rocky copper]

This is really good what server hahaha

[plain lily]

[rocky copper]

Yes

Lol

So creepy

[winged inlet]

[plain lily]

[rocky copper]

[plain lily]

[winged inlet]

[rocky copper]

https://tenor.com/view/polar-patroller-polar-bear-fortnite-fortnite-dance-drippin-flavor-gif-26290560

[worn yew]

@rocky copper

[winged inlet]

if that fortnite

[plain lily]

[winged inlet]

[rocky copper]

Do you guys not have the server no more? I remember it had this emote

[rocky copper]

This is so wholesome. Reminds me of old Cartoon Network.

Where can I find more

[plain lily]

Just go to the youtube channel in the bottom right @rocky copper

[analog sinew]

Furry demoman

Guys look at my discount

[lilac forge]

L

[slim grove]

probably what happened

[lilac forge]

Damn that's kinda hot

[gentle bay]

Gm everyone

[unkempt basin]

Halo event is wack - get 5000 points - get 2500 points - get 10000 points - play 1 match 😵‍💫

[opal delta]

i found that find , what to do next 🥲

[lilac forge]

That's a fat L

[strange flame]

Pretty fun tho imo probably the most fun I’ve had since launch

[unkempt basin]

It's fun cause its the only way to play with friends and you don't have to sweat your balls of

Halo infinite is fucked, social gamemodes are treated like competitive

[lilac forge]

who is this large guy front of Charles?

[lilac forge]

Security guy?

What kind of security King has?

[unkempt basin]

He's actually dead, he's just stuffed and has a robotic skeleton

[plain lily]

He's an animatronic

Freddy fast bear is reality

[unkempt basin]

If that guy was important then you'd know about him

[lilac forge]

what runs the security for royal in UK

[unkempt basin]

Belle delphine

[winged inlet]

you mean which org?

probably the military

[lilac forge]

im just interested on the security detail

[winged inlet]

Luisa wants to know when is the best time to approach Charles

[lilac forge]

MI5

they do security

https://www.mi5.gov.uk/

[worn yew]

sus

[lilac forge]

I'd ask him to adopt me UwU

[winged inlet]

he already have enough children i think

[rocky copper]

The building

[winged inlet]

looks like what a dictator would live in

[rocky copper]

mi6 building

[winged inlet]

ooooh right I remember it now

[rocky copper]

If anyone wants to know my location I live less than 10 mins walk away from it

[winged inlet]

it was in 007

also is Oliva Wilde going wild rn

[rocky copper]

Who dat

[winged inlet]

Padme actress

[lilac forge]

he was their driver

[rocky copper]

That’s Natalie Portman

[winged inlet]

oh right

maybe they are cloned

look the same to me

lol

[rocky copper]

@carmine timber guess the game I was playing

[lilac forge]

looks like they were using Audi Sport model of some kind

there is audi S logo on seat

VIP driver is kinda nice

i could do job like it

[unkempt basin]

I would run everyone over

[copper gull]

Oof. I have a gaming meme for Queen Elizabeth.

[unkempt basin]

Gaming = N word

[rocky copper]

I did a thing.

[worn yew]

Gaming.

[unkempt basin]

Not watching

[lilac forge]

like you get nice car that you keep in good condition, then you drive important people around and can drive like a maniac if someone starts chasing

[unkempt basin]

If someone starts chasing you ram them off the road and make sure they are crushed

[lilac forge]

no thats the security cars

[rocky copper]

I’m calling the cops

[unkempt basin]

That's crazy

[lilac forge]

security would yeet the chaser fast

[rocky copper]

Why

[unkempt basin]

Don't want

[rocky copper]

I’m blocking you

[lilac forge]

guys i have new game idea

[rocky copper]

[carmine timber]

animal crossing

[unkempt basin]

Do it you won't

[rocky copper]

Correct

[worn yew]

speed.

hm

[wispy valley]

[rocky copper]

[worn yew]

🫶

[wispy valley]

https://tenor.com/view/doge-doge-meme-dog-tich-tich-lemur-gif-23480074

[gentle bay]

Love this video

[unkempt basin]

Halo infinite - losing by 20 points - somehow make it to sudden death - team mate kills himself - you lose

[gentle bay]

Your profile banner is awesome

[unkempt basin]

Yes

[gentle bay]

[unkempt basin]

I need 1 AR kill, I haven't even got a single AR once but everything else I've haf

[winged inlet]

https://tenor.com/view/papapoob-gif-21764042

[copper gull]

Top of the mornin

[rocky copper]

Crashed Nissan 350Z costs $7k or less even in good condition.

[rocky copper]

🥺

[unkempt basin]

Halo infinite "skill based matchmaking" forcing me to lose more matches because I'm above average

This is a very competitive game that punishes you for being good but rewards you for being bad

[rocky copper]

https://youtu.be/1wXpJ8FbV0w

[kind forum]

Playing against people of similar skill level. The horror.

[unkempt basin]

You think that would be the best for a casual shooter like halo, sorry competitive because 343i said the community and original Bungie devs are wrong about halo being a casual shooter

[winged inlet]

competitive game with like 5 second TTK with AR lmao ayyyy

[unkempt basin]

Longer

[robust gyro]

yall servers not filling up

?

[unkempt basin]

1 full magazine kill

[winged inlet]

ridiculous ttk

not fun at all

you should switch to Slipgate

[unkempt basin]

It's fun for casual play as seen in every previous fucking halo game

But once again the original Bungie devs are wrong, halo is a competitive shooter

[winged inlet]

if it's supposed to be casually fun I shouldn't have to dump an entire mag to kill 1 person

it's a mess of a game

[unkempt basin]

Did you ever play halo, it's the most casual fun game you'll ever play BESIDES halo infinite

[rocky copper]

https://youtu.be/sFegIoX2CNU

[winged inlet]

I played all of them except for 5 lol

the custom modes are fun, but just regular tdm sucks ass

[unkempt basin]

It's sad when halo MCC outlived both halo 5 and infinite

[winged inlet]

Halo Finite

the devs must be living somewhere along the Equator because they think there are only 2 seasons a year

[unkempt basin]

10 month battlepass

Let's fucking goooooooo!!!

[winged inlet]

1 new weapon a year lmao, and it's a semi-auto rifle, which there is already one gun that is supposed to replace it

[unkempt basin]

Btw it takes 2 weeks to compete the battlepass

9 months and 2 weeks of no fucking content

Took 343i 6 months to release 2 maps while the community have made way more and better looking maps in less than a week

They are actually uploading some fucking awesome maps too

Complete remakes of older halo maps and unique maps under a week

And all the "new" content is just the same colour over and over or a copy and paste from halo reach/5

[winged inlet]

I find it funny how people can make a career out of fixing people's cv and "teaching" them how to get jobs

[inner wasp]

Need a team

Let’s lfg cats

[winged inlet]

nah I'm working

anyway, if someone is offering to fix your cv for a fee, don't pay them, they are scamming you

recruiters don't give a damn what fonts you use on your cv

[safe dagger]

give the guy of are makeing the game some time

[unkempt basin]

They spent like 5 years working on it, even delayed it so it doesn't release on the xbox series X release date and the halo 20th year anniversary, they can't do basic shit while the community manage to do it in a few days

They've had more than enough time

[lilac forge]

Gonna try tdm xl in 2042

128 players

[unkempt basin]

It's 343i, triple A title developers not an indie studio

[lilac forge]

too much chaos i quit in 30 s

[unkempt basin]

How much more time do they seriously need, we've gave them 10 years and 3 fucking god awful halo games and they have the audacity to say the community expects too much

[solar apex]

I need a squad teammates

[autumn ridge]

It's 343, the only good game is MCC, and it launched buggy and just broken, and most of it isn't even their games.

[barren stump]

theres a channel for that

[autumn ridge]

Well, back to BFEE, I'll be back in a few months.

[lilac forge]

Bfee doesn’t have as much toxicity

What is the point

[lilac forge]

people who pay for that have 0 brain

[autumn ridge]

The point is that there is not as much toxicity.

[lilac forge]

Boring

[autumn ridge]

Ur boring

[winged inlet]

could just be desperate for a job

[lilac forge]

That’s the spirit

[lilac forge]

Really not hard to waffle a personal statement

[winged inlet]

I just had a meeting, almost said "pog" to my co-workers

[barren stump]

boing

[autumn ridge]

No, you're just not an interesting person.

[lilac forge]

Damn you’re getting good at this

extra points for grammar

[winged inlet]

some people have no clue what they are doing tbh

[lilac forge]

Half my personal statement is talking about one volunteering gig I had 2 years ago

[autumn ridge]

I mean, we nearly lost partnership status.

[rocky copper]

Sup Maddox

[lilac forge]

hello zor

[winged inlet]

I mean, as someone who's working in HR, if you write your CV with crayons but you have good experience, I will hire you

[lilac forge]

I’m currently on the m25 preying we don’t get caught in rush hour

[winged inlet]

no need to pay to get your cv "fixed"

[rocky copper]

Maddox how are you enjoying the cooler wheatger

[lilac forge]

it was actually hotter when I landed

in England than Croatia

Now it’s just raining XD

[rocky copper]

That was nearly a month ago now

I’m so hungry

[winged inlet]

I'm also hungry, haven't eaten anything in 20 hours

just finished work, need to clean my apartment

[waxen rover]

[winged inlet]

https://tenor.com/view/lilo-and-stitch-stitch-cute-gif-14803052

[barren stump]

jaffa factory

[winged inlet]

https://tenor.com/view/dogecoin-doge-moonpie-flying-space-gif-21089096

[barren stump]

moonquest

[rocky copper]

It’s so sweet it’s killing me

[worn yew]

mine

not yours anymore

[rocky copper]

Already ate it 😎

[rocky copper]

I wish online people would cuddle me like that

[barren stump]

[waxen rover]

who lives in Europe and doesn't have gamepass?

[barren stump]

i am europe

[analog sinew]

Not you

[rocky copper]

Not me

[worn yew]

not you either

[rocky copper]

Who live in London, UK and wants to hang out with me?

[worn yew]

no

[barren stump]

HELL NO

[winged inlet]

sure, just undo Brexit 😎

[waxen rover]

i texted you in DM

[rocky copper]

You’re the only one who said yes 🥹

[winged inlet]

revert Brexit pls, I want to go to Coventry and soak in the stabbing culture

[rocky copper]

I know nothing about that. What I do know is that Coventry is the home of Jaguar and other British car manufacturers.

[unkempt basin]

You hang out with zor and you will go missing

[rocky copper]

[winged inlet]

[rocky copper]

Cats can stroke my two cats

[barren stump]

other car manufacturers are available

[rocky copper]

Although one of them will bite and runaway and hiss at you

[unkempt basin]

Zor is peak creep

[rocky copper]

Shut up Kai

[winged inlet]

I'm very good at handling cats and cat accessories

[upbeat rivet]

Fr

[unkempt basin]

You was supposed to block me zor

What happened to that

[rocky copper]

Can’t be bothered

[unkempt basin]

Point proven

[barren stump]

Catnt be bothered

[rocky copper]

You’re a nuisance but not that big of nuisance

I’ll allow it

[worn yew]

fr

[lilac forge]

If you come to the m25 sure

[barren stump]

i am not a nuisance I am superior

[worn yew]

i expirenced it, thankfully i removed my mask and he let me go

[rocky copper]

Why would I got to a motorway

[barren stump]

you are the motorway

[lilac forge]

To jump in my friends car

[barren stump]

most times people jump into cars they hit their heads on the side

slowly climb into the car

cautiously

[rocky copper]

Are they human traffickers?

[barren stump]

m25 is a human traffic ring

literally

[lilac forge]

no comment

Price of entry is one kidney however

You’ll live

[rocky copper]

[barren stump]

why a kidney?

livers can grow back

[granite sonnet]

Ribs grow back

[waxen rover]

i have 2, id like to keep them

[worn yew]

cap you got 1

i stole 1 yesterday

[barren stump]

i still got an apendix

suck it

[worn yew]

[waxen rover]

hmm.. without leaving a scar

[worn yew]

yes

[waxen rover]

ïnteresting

[lilac wind]

[worn yew]

professional

its drew!

[lilac wind]

Henlo

[barren stump]

drewnt

[waxen rover]

heya

[rocky copper]

What is your favourite game of all time?

[waxen rover]

The Sims 4

[barren stump]

witcher 3

[rocky copper]

Not the older sims?

[kindred belfry]

postal 2

[waxen rover]

i used to have all expansions too, but then i broke up with my ex, so now i have to buy everything again

[waxen rover]

oh yes those too

i still have a lot of disks from the Sims

[worn yew]

you 🫶

[rocky copper]

What I dislike about the sims 4 is the amount of paid content

[kindred belfry]

damn he left with the dlcs?

[waxen rover]

i used to play on his account

[lilac wind]

Hihi!

[kindred belfry]

what about train simulator that has over 1k $ in dlcs

[barren stump]

farm sim

[waxen rover]

so i had to buy all my EA games again

[lilac wind]

How’re you all doing today/tonight?

[waxen rover]

tired

[rocky copper]

[waxen rover]

i woke at 4:30 AM

[worn yew]

cool

[barren stump]

im waiting for an interview that was ment to start at 3 its not 3 38........

[analog sinew]

"Stares at il2 sturmovik"

[kindred belfry]

noon*

[worn yew]

played a bit of RoN today, enjoyed it

[rocky copper]

What’s that

[barren stump]

ron?

RON is a dc bot

[rocky copper]

Oh ready or not

[kindred belfry]

ron is the romanian currency

[worn yew]

Ready or Not

[kindred belfry]

oh

[barren stump]

ready or not tactically staring at a wall

[rocky copper]

What about HaS tunde? Hide and Seek

[worn yew]

im a master at that

[rocky copper]

Black ops 2 nightclub

[worn yew]

im really good at HaS irl

[barren stump]

this is taking FOREVER!!!!!!

[lilac wind]

Glad to hear that most of you are well

[worn yew]

cuz im short, slim and i can fit through small places

[lilac wind]

Oof, interviewer not showing up to their interview

[barren stump]

its not like hes got anywhere to go

its online and hes been doing them all week

i couldnt even get a job at amazon cos im not diverse enough

[urban lynx]

Bet you guys didn’t know that warthunder is doing a massive formation in spitfires for a week to honour the queen

[worn yew]

ok

[barren stump]

she built spitfires

[urban lynx]

And repaired

[urban lynx]

It’s gonna be so odd to see the kings face on our billls

[worn yew]

those skrillex days daymn

[lilac wind]

From what I’ve heard about working there, you don’t want a job at Amazon anyways

[barren stump]

got me thinking
she couldn't have a driving license cos its all in her name, but how come her dad didnt issue one for her?

before he died in the 50s

[urban lynx]

The queen never drives for her safety

[barren stump]

she used to drive

[urban lynx]

Unless that’s before

[urban lynx]

Before queen she did

[barren stump]

she had landrovers

[urban lynx]

After tho she never drove/wasn’t allowed

[barren stump]

charlie drove all the time and he was the heir

he damn near killed someone too

[urban lynx]

Idk man

[barren stump]

he didnt even say sorry to the person he hit

[urban lynx]

I have my first hangover and I can’t think right now

[rocky copper]

Philip not Charles

[urban lynx]

And no coffee didn’t work

I drank so much last night I still can’t walk straight

[barren stump]

insert lewd joke

that will get deleted by a mod

[urban lynx]

Bet

[rocky copper]

Will get you muted not just deleted

[barren stump]

lootboxes are gambling

[urban lynx]

We will see

Will he A. Get muted B. Message deleted

Place your vote now!

[barren stump]

he

hi simpless queen

[rocky copper]

[waxen rover]

*she Deleted it

[lilac forge]

today i'll try bf4 once more

[gentle bay]

[urban lynx]

?

[waxen rover]

let's just not promote drugs here okay 🙂

[gentle bay]

Aww

[urban lynx]

Ah

[barren stump]

try?
like its not working or its your first time?

[gentle bay]

[worn yew]

uh

[lilac wind]

BF4 is fun but the weapon bloom is

[gentle bay]

Facts

[worn yew]

ever seen bf3 sun?

[barren stump]

bf1 sun hurts

[worn yew]

bf1 sun is nothing

[gentle bay]

It can

[worn yew]

bf3 sun is worse

[urban lynx]

Imagine being able to see and not be blinded from the sun being a giant fucking mirror on a sky scraper

[barren stump]

ur nothing

[barren stump]

ive gone through an entire playlist now

COMON LUKE WELLINGS

[winged inlet]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-funny-kitty-asleep-dormido-gif-19254907

[rocky copper]

Sneeze god dammit

[worn yew]

you might want to re-think that

[urban lynx]

Imo bf1 sun was like “hey I’m here but like I’m dull” bf4 was like “I’m dull but brighter” 2042 was blinding

[barren stump]

dull but brighter?

you know they are opposites

[urban lynx]

Idk how to explain it

It’s like white light vs a warm white light

[barren stump]

we cant feel the warmth for a game sun

[rocky copper]

Are you guys irl friends

[urban lynx]

My pc makes me feel it

[worn yew]

no

[urban lynx]

And no

My pc is the fucking game sun

[barren stump]

my laptop charger adapter is my footwarmer

[rocky copper]

I’m forcing myself to play Ininifte cos I’m on the last challenge now but it’s so painful. I hate this yappening event

[urban lynx]

My pc can prob 70% cook an egg

[barren stump]

infinite is the one with kit harrington right?

[winged inlet]

campaign?

it's so bad

[rocky copper]

Wembley stadium last night

[barren stump]

grim

[urban lynx]

Looks… triply

Trippy

[barren stump]

this is a once in a lifetime event

we wont have anything this big for old charlie when he dies

[winged inlet]

my company is suspending all marketing events in respect for the Queen

[barren stump]

works supposed to stop for 3 days

but shits still open here

also no comedy shows for 1 or 2 weeks

[winged inlet]

work will probably stop on funeral's day

[worn yew]

same here

[proven compass]

What's the link between LGBTQIA+ community and the Queen ?

[barren stump]

idk are they trying to make it about them now

[upbeat rivet]

No connection between them

[pine chasm]

My American idol audition tape

[barren stump]

pride month was a while ago

[proven compass]

Why are there LGBTQIA+ flags in front of the stadium then ?

[barren stump]

so strange they are still there

[upbeat rivet]

Because its England

[barren stump]

?

[upbeat rivet]

[winged inlet]

she has been a supporter since 2013

[proven compass]

It's where LGBTQIA+ has born lmao ?

[proven compass]

Of football or LGBTQ ?

[barren stump]

brighton wannit?

[winged inlet]

lgbtq

[barren stump]

football was created in rugby

[proven compass]

What

[barren stump]

to clarify, rugby is a sport, but it is also a place in the uk

and no rugby was not created in rugby

i dont remember where it was made

[lilac wind]

Was it created in football?

[barren stump]

no

thats not a place

[upbeat rivet]

Well gay people existed in ancient times

[barren stump]

greeks be like

they had democracy and gaydom

[proven compass]

I know in Greece and antique Rome

[barren stump]

the spartans didnt though

they were baby yeeters and anti gayers

[rocky copper]

@carmine timber

[barren stump]

MEOW IM A JURRASSIC FISH BIRB

[proven compass]

You were spying on us and being careful we didn't say something wrong about LGBTQ huh ?

[upbeat rivet]

Wromg

[barren stump]

ima face smash my keyboard

2 hours later

[proven compass]

Why

[barren stump]

cos this wanker is late

[carmine timber]

😎

cool

[worn yew]

dude your a singer

[winged inlet]

what's that toilet paper roll doing on your desk

[barren stump]

those flags should be half mast

[upbeat rivet]

Fall night long

[worn yew]

why did i laugh?

[analog sinew]

Why tf is there toliet paper there

🤨

[bleak bough]

What’s wrong with toilet paper

👀

[winged inlet]

they belong in the toilet

[upbeat rivet]

Jeez George have some dignity

[analog sinew]

Tf

[lilac wind]

You didn’t say “fall night” enough

Also I had no clue that ‘Limited Edition’ air freshener was even a thing

[winged inlet]

You can only sniff once

[lilac forge]

helowo

[lilac forge]

what's up

[slim grove]

Agree?

[lilac forge]

but i don't need clone trooper

i have knights

[toxic heron]

how do I contact with a friend on Origin? I have new account and it doesn't show up chat text when sending friend request. My old account is from my brother, I created new one ad buy new BFV

[unkempt island]

Battlefield 5 issue: all reflections have these weird pixels or squares

[worn yew]

hola

@lilac wind we havin' a blast

[barren stump]

yeh ban women replace them with clones

[slim grove]

damn, u smart

[upbeat rivet]

Idk about expert in warfare but ok

[slim grove]

all they live for is warfare, that's their purpose

[tawdry jetty]

lol

[winged inlet]

same with gf tbh

[slim grove]

bruh

[slim grove]

sounds like more of a you problem

[winged inlet]

[upbeat rivet]

Well they do suck at that but yeah

[winged inlet]

if your gf are not a sword master, do you really have a gf

[slim grove]

they're better than droids

and, it's a cartoon, in the movies they were very strong

[winged inlet]

didn't they miss all the time in the movies

[slim grove]

idk

just action, innit

[upbeat rivet]

Indeed

[slim grove]

irl they'd be deadly accurate

[winged inlet]

and get brainwashed by some old space hermit lmao

[slim grove]

same as stormtroopers

[winged inlet]

https://tenor.com/view/obi-wan-kenobi-these-are-not-the-droids-star-wars-jedi-mind-trick-gif-23067514

[jolly folio]

Didn’t they miss on purpose

[slim grove]

they'd also be deadly accurate, even though during the time of rebellion the manufacturers bent the irons on their blasters

[barren stump]

why didnt they just repaint r2 and c3po

would have avoided any hassle

[rocky copper]

I had a 5 mins nap or 10

Now I’m sitting on the toilet

[barren stump]

nap on the toilet

[rocky copper]

You’ll be regular in no time

You’re here all day like me

[barren stump]

ive been here like a year

[upbeat rivet]

Real

[barren stump]

im also unemployed so got nothing else to do

[rocky copper]

Should I buy the new iPhone

[barren stump]

no

[rocky copper]

But my phone will be 2 years old

[barren stump]

my phones 7

[rocky copper]

We only live once innit

[unkempt basin]

Can't afford a cupboard, can afford a phone that's exactly the same as his previous

[barren stump]

i legit give up on this company
fucking 2 hours late

[rocky copper]

Please change your name to Chonk not Chunk

[unkempt basin]

No

[rocky copper]

I’d leave

No one makes me wait

[jolly folio]

keep it chunk to spite z0r

[barren stump]

i need a piss anyways

[unkempt basin]

Always spite zor

[jolly folio]

Spite everyone is the key

[unkempt basin]

Ignore him if you wanna see a grown man cry

[barren stump]

alternative name

[jolly folio]

now your spiting me

[unkempt basin]

Chynk sounds a lil pro racer

[barren stump]

im a Chechnyan warlord

[rocky copper]

Says the whiny teenage boy who kept whining today about his f2p video game.

@arctic dome @finite river

[unkempt basin]

I complain about a video game failing for 10 years, you cry to someone 10 years younger about being ignored on discord. we are not the same

[barren stump]

?

[finite river]

look at them

[rocky copper]

Me and you

[finite river]

sick stuff indeed

[rocky copper]

How are you this rainy afternoon

[pine chasm]

I have my days

[finite river]

im fiiiiiiine

[barren stump]

nah u fugly :P

[finite river]

fugly

[finite river]

u know what else is fugly

[barren stump]

joe?

[pine chasm]

Incase it gets cold

[winged inlet]

ù

[rocky copper]

Bloodborne x happy friends or whatever this show called

[unkempt basin]

Adventure time you bozo

[winged inlet]

happy friends lmao

omfg

[carmine timber]

la la la la la la la la la la
du du du du du du du du

[carmine timber]

ghost of tshushima

[rocky copper]

Ghost of Toshiba

[carmine timber]

https://youtu.be/xlmdeQFyqC0

@rocky copper maybe this is for you

[rocky copper]

I’m in a match I’ll watch it after it ends

[carmine timber]

https://youtu.be/VcasjvMAk7Q

[barren stump]

pewpewpew

[carmine timber]

and this one too @rocky copper

[carmine timber]

okiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

[unkempt basin]

NOTHING LIKE A GOOD MATCH OF HALO INFINITE

[pine chasm]

I’m at Walmart. Hope I meet a hawt lonely gal

[rocky copper]

Nobody cares I won’t watch it

[unkempt basin]

Your mum cares

[winged inlet]

wholesome

[pine chasm]

I’m almost 42 and a half .3 and only just now realizing that xing means Crossing

Are each can a mystery flavor?

Or is the entire case one mystery flavor

Imma find out

[rocky copper]

Xing means crossing in what? Chinese m?

Oh crossing

X ing

[tawdry jetty]

voodoo tastes like skittles

[rocky copper]

https://youtu.be/fe4EK4HSPkI

[lilac forge]

Hi everyone good morning I just woke up

[winged inlet]

listen to good music for once

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KKSmHOUaqaQ

[digital schooner]

Morning mate

[lilac forge]

Good morning

[lilac forge]

So how are you all doing today?

[wild granite]

today is my very first day under The Kings rule

rest in peace her majesty

[pine chasm]

Well my wife left me and I lost a toe due to diabetes, which means I can no longer do the moonwalk to wow ladies

[pine chasm]

King harry

[lilac forge]

Damn man that's sad to know & rip

@unkempt basin people seriously smurf in multiversus