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You can't just deposit a bunch of money in your bank. They'll know something is up
Nfs heat is fun
The cops arent
then we rob jewelry
They are worst than dark souls boss fights
Or other pog stuff that can be turned into cash
but then we need a lad who can actually sell it 
Always need a fence.
Spend money on batch of questionable assets, sell assets for proft, spend more money on batches, repeat until you have enough to buy something you wanna use
not if you work as a stand up comedian
my job isnt rlly boring
always a code red or a junior messing up something
so you are always on alert
but it gets exhausting
on the bright side, i took a week off

make it interesting
How
i still have income
can u send me one of those flower things
Throw parties at work
like a big necklace?
we could steal buildings
imagine some dude coming home but his house is gone
cuz we stole his damn house
i worked as a salesman for 2 years
including the porch ?
Maybe
I’m supposed to go to Mongolia or Spain next summer but I haven’t taken the position yet
mongolia?
that doesnt rlly exist anymore
does it?
never give up
remember
who wasnt born in russia
its never the worst day of your life
what are you on about bro
only the worst day of your life so far
Yes
its like 90% empty desert and most people live on the border with china
it BASICALLY doesnt exist anymore
There’s a lot of nomads
I’m tryna get a link to Nepal so I can move there
Yep lol
why
his quote is what keeps me going through every single day
Not true lmao
everything else doesnt exist there they just order everything from china
no seriously the tourism is like 80% of the economy
most people make less than 5 grand a year
I can tell you’re not in the field of geology
The rate of unemployment and underemployment exceeds half of the working-age population
thats a thing even in romania
lots of folks dont make 5 grand a year
Due to restrictions placed on women, many depend on traffickers to get out of the country, and end up victims of violence and abuse.[222] Many Nepalese are believed to be working under slavery-like conditions, and Nepal spends billions of rupees rescuing stranded workers
that wouldnt be as much of an issue
People don’t seem to understand you don’t need to work for a Nepalese company
if romania had a high unemployment rate
foreign corps then?
that makes you a vampire in essence
you wanna be a vampire huh?
wish id live with you 
vampires are from romania not nepal
says the guy talking about how he wants to work in nepal
I’m a she first of all
girl*
guy is gender neutral
He isn’t
"he" isnt tho
nice
Oh okay I will
the numbers, what do they mean
Miki i have something for you
you want to work in a country where women and men both get exploited on a daily basis by the waning tourism industry and the drying up jobs in a country thats basically one big mountain range

thats not glamorous or good
ooh that stuff
You must not understand what hydrology is and the fact that there’s like 10 hydroelectric plant programs going on in Nepal right now. And you keep thinking I’m working as some person for a Nepalese country instead of working for an American contracted environmental research
youd be working "there" but not working "there" i get it
I’m in geological sciences
the saudi contractor type
I’m not going there to work
yeah got it got it
she will be conducting science stuff there but for an american company
like coca cola or mcdonalds
hydrology hystrology youre makin dams I get it
dont mention the multinats
i work for one
theyre leeches who destroy poor people and local businesses
thats not good
why not
its a local game studio that grew up so much that it expanded to several countries
I mostly work in structural geology but since the Himalayas is an active tectonic clash yeah pretty much
its a romanian company
thats not a multinational company then
its a publisher that publishes internationally
it kinda is
im talking like, mcdonalds and coke
since it has HQs all over the world
video game producers arent multinational companies
its multinational
ubisoft is french, nintendo is japanese
thats different to coke or nestle
where they devour everything worldwide
not really
having multiple HQ's doesnt make you multinational, your control of the global market does
and video games arent exactly something that NEEDS a HQ for everything
a multinational company is just a company that operates in more than 1 country
thats the definition of it
dont get definitional on me
it does actually
dont do that
you know what I mean
no, video games are 90% cloud based now
download, buy and play online
what in the f...
customer service is separate
But, when you hire to develop a game, you'll need a branch/regional HQ for that area
not necessarily
Yes, very much necessary
are you really teaching me how the company im a senior of works?
most video developers just send you to the main branch or the developing studios ones
what company?
please dont say what I think youre gonna say
You expect me, in the US, to operate on the same timezone as Hong Kong? Sweden?
That's one main reason why regional HQs are a thing
Amber
DICE sends everyone to sweden dont they?
nop
straat was talking about it in the interview
that he was getting used to swedish time zones
u forget that dice also had an LA HQ?
If you're in a position where travel is required? Sure, it makes sense.
amber studios?
which is a separate studio working on separate things
But if you're QA or some lower level dev team member, you're not gonna work on another regions timezone
well there are only 2 amber companies, 1 is a video chat and one is in video game industry
guess which is the right one
im talking about multinational companies on the basis that they work differently based on which country theyre in, but theyre a conglomerate of one company which has unified rules
positron x and rumble heroes?
that one?
with the big old hire button the first thing on the site?
uhm we do have a dayshift and nightshift specifically to cover the dev time zones
we dont have that?
I'd imagine there'd be shift work for contractors.
we arent rlly contractors
i mean some guys are
you look like a contractor company
but yeah when i was in ea we were shittractors indeed
yeah...
we are and we arent
so you are
i cant go in more details as to what we develop since nda exists
lool
hey how about you hire me as a "design and story consultant"
ill tell you garbage ideas you can make games for
dont pay me
id be amazing
fire whoever you currently got
lmao

damn no need to do that to me mr mouth sewn shut
just insert woke ideas into your game
at least im free to be a terrorist in multiple countries
subliminal messaging of anti racist ideas yet have a character be a KKK member lmfao
lets not go into talking about racist groups
game is supposed to be realistic
i dont have a problem with it, the mods just have a trigger finger
puts in poor character representation
bang bang
nah like itd be funny just to make a game which is hypocritical on purpose
like have the narrator say "hey, youre not allowed to eat on the job!" while talking with his mouth full
like south park games?
lmao
battlefield games aren''t far off
EA doesn't hire based of merit
not merit thats for sure
Like most jobs. Work Experience, Education, through connections
hehe
was joke
forgiv
yeah so crap
Lmao
EA is sorta like the twitch of gaming
hiring through connections causes the platform to get increasingly shit
work experience and education will get u hired in any job as long as there isnt a guy that has connections
time to get into a job through abusing friendships and going through unnecessary college classes that most people cheat through anyway
Combine the 3
so garbage
it doesn't really matter though
how about I just slide into the DMS of an EA community team member and have them think im their long lost child they owe child suport for
can i get a job like that?
I dont need a job I just want one
lmaoooo
dont pay me I can give you good ideas
nah
EA pays for bad ideas
they are not smart enough to pay for good ideas
or not pay for good ideas
I have a SAIGA-12C the new model from last year
I can provide pics for animation or modeling team
cap sure had lots of funny moments related to him trying to fit in modern world society
This new car >>>>
it has bolt release and magwell and shit
W
looks like the new Dacia Sandero
It's Aston martin DB11 Volante '19
close
damn
you just have to understand that dev managers are braindead, product managers even worse, and shareholders have a boomerang brain
cars are so cool and different from one another
putting your good ideas into a system like that won't fix anything
yeah, duh
but on another note
shareholders are the worst because they're all old rich dudes who've never played a videogame in their life
how about I recommend them cool shit like making a grenade that makes you fly for a few meters after getting hit by it
elongated musk is kinda young
or like a spider tank that walks around with four legs that makes that titanfall like robot walking sound
brh
yeah thats actually an issue
genuinely
yeah they don't understand that AAA games are getting progressivley more shit
cus they've never played the
them
you know whats an issue? shawarma places not putting enough garlic sauce
Never had shawarma
add a mfing jet that has like, a car mode or some stupid off the walls shit
I don't even know what it is
absolutely amazing
@copper gull i wish you were on the world of warships discord Rev
Hm.
Why lol
mfw got into an argument with a guy today
because he said USA's navy is outdated
i was like
world of warships?

Lmao
yes
USA's navy outdated IRL or in game?
He’s probably serving in Russian navy
IRL its good but not the BEST
How could it be outdated? We spend pretty much half our budget on the navy
That does sound pog 
most advanced yet outdated
Not according to him
Shit military, shit equipments and shit trained sailors.
but we need to be in Detroit to be Iconic
apparently the UK and france have the most advanced navy
the best navy IRL is the indian one
i was laughing
Not really. China's is the "newest" but it's not advanced.
they cant stop people going to north sentinel island lol...
Ah yes the old Royal Navy rules the sea trope
Only American navy have built more than 10 aircraft carriers
in bf1, how do you counter someone teleporting around with a shotgun oneshotting people, before teleporting back to his spawn? I've reported him, but can't we kick him from the match or something?
China's is the best for its positioning
french navy? they gonna use underwater croissants ?
china rules the whole region
bf4 best
i know, i was just making fun of that guy
if america wasnt here with nukes japan and korea would be a myth scary enough
u dont mess with us navy
Chinese military is dogshit lmao
Lmao
nah its actually pretty good
Here's the thing, America has top amphihious capability and superiority
@dry elbow use your navy to protect me
I mean the Chinese military is indeed made in China so the quality is 
America cant beat Ak farmers though.
We have a great many carrier fleets across the Atlantic and pacific
They have worst quality of troops and they have almost 0 combat experience.
i main Japan and Italian navy
im doomed
says that straight face as american troops are plagued by a plethora of issues much worse than combat experience
Hell we can deploy marines and tomahawk missiles in any warzone within 12 hours
Most of their equipment have never been actually used in combat.
are they really tomahawks?
theyre copies of US equipment theyve BEEN tested
youre the testers mate
why would u send these on missiles ?
Na American military will beat Chinese in almost every way.
they copy all your stuff
they made a HK416 in an AK shell
thats their new gun
they stole all your shit, get better at keeping secrets
I saw that. They barely have body armor.
nope, thats a lie
@kindred belfry this was worth it.
“They stole all your shit” yeah they have been stealing from everyone for decades
dont deceive yourself, body armour is like 50 years ago equipment with no new breakthroughs
they have it
saves money in the RND
not a bad decision
they do RND on other stuff though
and steal what they can
They won’t win against west
Isn't their military all conscripts though?
nope
china doesnt have conscription except wartime I think
youre talking about china or nam?
Conscription has never been implemented in China since 1949 as the People's Liberation Army has been able to recruit sufficient numbers voluntarily. Residents of Special Administrative Regions (Hong Kong and Macau), are exempted from joining the military.
lol.
Until they muster wartime manpower to draw from their population of able-bodied males
meanwhile in america
All men from the ages of 18 to 64 years will now be eligible for the draft, according to a decision made by congressional committees on December 16, now including men with families who might have previously been exempt because of old age or boys fresh out of school.
increased the draft to include old men hahahaha
Selective Service. It's a form you sign and is optional
Lasted draft in America was 1972
We had the option of signing it in high school
Doesn't mean the form isn't just for high school
If you think china has better military than America then pls check again.
No because japan has some of the strongest ships in the game
I refuse to play USA ships though
literally everyone spams USA ships
If you qualify for selective service and have given permission to the form then you may be brought into service
But if not, you continue doing your regular job and shit
america has a good military but its plagued with issues
I also have the USS Alaska and USS Georgia and the Enterprise
Wish I could serve if my country didn’t ban people with ADHD.
every military
blatant corruption, post war PTSD and soldier morale, RND being corporatised
Every military has it
which country
to an extent
wait perry are you italian
Sweden.
your tanks annoy me in world of tanks
when your stuff is hundreds of billions over limits then yes theres a corruption issue
Leopard tanks?
I want your tanks nerfed into the fucking ground
sweden?
No
sweden has the Kranvagn line
You're*
uhhhm sweden actually lost the blablabla battle in 1292 🤓
We have leopard as main tanks.
Valhalla
you arent in NATO yet are ye?
Almost
Need ratification but Americans are already here
@boreal garden I fucking hate this tank. and its all your fault
some of my flowers are dead
ugly
ew
I mean what country are you from
wait for it.
Why?
That's a threat
So Putin and Russian army can go fuck themselves
lol ok
just be careful until youre in NATO then say whatever
cause uhhh well
They are already here what can they do?
Idk if that's okay @lilac forge what he said
uhm well might have a ukraine situation on your hands
theyll send you guns but wont help you cause theyre busy being reactive to chinas threats on the east
its not, its death threat once again
its a cannibalism threat
Yeah and we’ll fight back.
ill eat you like the flowers
More than guns, but alright.
I ate your flowers
Interesting
Russian military is a joke
No I'm talking about intelligence
oh yeah your intel is world class
one thing I have to give to americans youre nosy as fuck
patriot act and all your noses are in everything
yourselves included
You sound like someone who's anti west
true but like
Like one of my Chinese friend who openly told us that he supports Russia
on your own citizens? and you still claim the freedom democracy stuff?
so?
free speech or no?
He doesn't even understand history and democracy
hes chinese they do know about democracy and how well thats worked for the pakistanis and indians
More than Russia
amazingly well working democracies theyre bordered with
Russia has the same freedom of speech as the US
No politics
We still hold democratic values, our citizens still have their freedoms. Now if you are saying we spy on our own citizens, I won't say in many instances we dont
Yeah if he's back in China he'll be doing mass test everyday and stuck in his apartment
in the middle 2010's you know julian assange right? a bunch of actual newscasters called for his hanging on live TV no joke
true yes yes
Ok
such as citizen rebellions yes yes quash those who rebel i understand
no seceding from the US
🤔
like Australia or denmark didnt do that
We never had it in Sweden
australia used sonic weapons on protestors and in denmark they used attack dogs
Dmitry forgot his vodka shots

where did my flower pic go tho
I see it
my discord is glitching probably again
Hey bf1 player here can anyone please help me I am trying to decipher the Morse code for the peacekeeper Easter egg but I can’t could anyone please decipher it for me
still waiting for someone to give me roses so i can put them on this
Its over
😔
angra want me to destroy it with christmas tree
get a smol Christmas tree
Fill it with boins
No
howcome nobody sells pistachio nuts without the shell?
taste great, but always have to dig in their with the damn nails
Luisa I’m the woman that regularly buys the discount flowers at the grocery for myself
Omg 😳
Yall think bf2042 can have a comeback?
you gonna give me roses? 🥺
No girl but I’ll go with you to find some
Come on
I know all the best spots 😊
sounds like fun time 😄
No empty vases no pouty faces
😛

Take more clothes off
This shouldn't be allowed but I saved it
Everything off but the greggs crocs
i know the feeling, its 28c here
Not that hot tbh
it was 40 in my room during heatwave
19ºc rn 
You’re probably living in a different climate
at 10pm?
Yes
The ukay
central EU weather 
my room is very stuffy even in the cold
western EU weather 

I bought an industrial grade fan to counteract it
Supposedly it’s gonna rain tomorrow so hopefully it will rain a lot
is it this warm every year
Can’t wait for the winter
winter is even worse than indoor 30c
Winter is lovely
Don’t really have snow so that helps I guess :)
I'm gonna go sleep
gn
Gn chat
thunderstorm soon
that's pog
according to google, in order to roast the other nuts and stuff you have to remove the protective shell. that's not the case with pistachio, which cracks its shell during the roasting and salting process. so it's cheaper to just leave the shell on for process factories.
can someone help me get phantom bow bf4
you just have to open a crate to unlock it lol
ik but i cant find the a map on pc
its like impossible
i did bro
no you didnt
Sorry I deleted the video
Instagram-aesthetic_ music
yeah, the Western world is finally gonna get some moisture, it's going to rain here in the UK too
you'll probably get rain
no rain
Everything will look different within hours as always

u like it?

@worn yew Hello, had I hurted your feelings last time or something ? Lol.
do i have to delete windows update
fack no!!
Mind your own business
well... i canot update and its causing lots of problems
i think there is a program that can stop it
google it i forgot the name
??? what??
Yeah delete your message @wanton copper
You literally pinged me saying « I don’t give a fack »
And you deleted the message
really??
i don't give a fack
🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
i was trolling
i got u 😝
Ahaha so funny.
we don't give a fack
I don’t remember asking you what you think
Someone had to say it
he is annoying af
the truth is nobody likes you, you're a loser and you have no skills
preach, my brother, preach

don't give a fack he is an animal with big nose
and sometime he is cleaning his a** using his 👅
You are saying that to yourself ?
Bc that’s true
Embarrassing.
u got him
i did
Did u like it 
50/50
Cant find people to play 2042 with
Do you mean simply « server’s are empty lol what a surprise ».

Tik tok is like the 19th century, u are only safe if u r a straight white man l
Complete opposite mate
From wha ti see it is that
I agree
And people are homophobic
I am not gay so I won't be bullied by 5 year old that think they are cool
alright im here
You probably don't understand how badly you are getting algorithm'ed
who wants to play 2042
eu or na
na
What's that even supposed to mean?
awesome
cant believe ppl get in this chat to just talk
so wholesome
weird
there is attack on titan character in vanguard and warzone
why not anna nishikinomiya


Romanian saying, chickens go to sleep early
because we're normal
even though i'm still awake, past midnight
contradictive
My pp look like salami your girl call me mommy I know my people miss you know I get it slappin
What do you guys think of my rap
SoundCloud game on point
I wish you good luck 🙏

Brodi stop hating
Fuji
SoundCloud game on point my paper lookin major and my clout maxed out
Who is your favourite rapper ?

Lil broomstick
👍
Want to hear some more lyrics
I have to use google translate to understand everything
I was popping and cracklin I got some rice crispies and then I started snappin I know my people miss me you know I get it slappin
What do you think of my rap above your message homie
who is your people
do they really miss you
?
They do
So you like it thanks
name is wrong cat is blushing
it's blushing cat
!jumbo 
its angry
its blushing angry cat
It’s fecking happy cat
happy blushing cat
I found the name in google
catto blush

Exactly 
I love it

whats the point to sleep
no thoughts
Looks kinda cute
it's true
That is the most depressed catfish I've seen
can catfish meow ?
No, they make a different sound
is there a mousefish ?
I got my first 100 kills as infantry
I dunno, it's a strange sort of sound
That's the sound of catfish ?
well then
I will I will 😁
how do I import bf5 kill sound to bf2042
By doing it then getting banned for modifying the game files

why the fuck does my hud not show when i have hud display on
explain or does an urgent patch needed
I am in bed
sorry for this ugly collage
this is the list of games I want to play, replay and finish

do we rlly care rn
wait they remade mafia 1?
Someone probably does

yessss 😁
@cursive copper happy?
@unkempt basin using the minigun redux mod is great with the spartan armor
it's beautiful looking game
I don’t see Skyrim or fallout 
Todd Howard will be disappointed especially since Skyrim isn’t there
sure
Put all 3 on prius
Skyrim I stopped playing when I looted sooooooo many things that my character stopped running and everything in my inventory I wanted all of them , dropping was no option sooooo that's the time I give up 😓
There's a mod that adds the halo 3 minigun to the game that I like to use

Fallout 4 miniguns burn through ammo too fast to actually use 

Liar
@opal ether
They’re better used as a melee weapon sadly 
Thats why I always have over 30 thousands rounds for my minigun
But yet I upgraded my mini gun to shoot plasma but it still sucks 
Fallout has cars ???
You can add cars

I don't like money I love the things I can buy with it
@distant shell
yea
I caught ur ass lacking
ngl tho tho the bfg 9000 is pretty pog in fallout 
No u r
have you finished demon souls remake ???
Sadly no because I still haven’t purchased the game 
you have PS5 ?
Yea
Hey, you guys hear about that news about the prisoner exchange? I just now learned about it
I wish I have it 
@unkempt basin have you ever used a gas tank before in fallout 4 
soon
sorry nope 😔
Which fallout had nuclear bomb launcher
The Fatman
Fallout 76 if I’m not mistaken
But that was in its br which sadly doesn’t exist anymore
NEw vegas had it too didn't it?
Well apparently there is talk of a trade for the Basketball Player that got caught on possession of Marijuana in Russia and another prisoner on espionage charges for Viktor Bout
No it was something else
It's a real thing
Which Bout was a soviet Era Arms Dealer
Alot of fallout games had them
Think it was new vegas
And thats all I've heard
hate to use my brain to remember shit
Never remember
I can't help but remember shit
What will happen to that basketball player ?
But I do know that I got a spear in fallout 4 
Well she was sentenced to about 9 years
9 years
why not 10
Eh I dunno. Criminal charges are weird
Double or nothing
Anyways I personally think it's a bad trade
Depends how much weed it was
But oh well
yep 😓
Well I wouldn't know how many years per gram it would be
I'm not familiar with Russian Narcotics charges
It's not years per gram lmao
1 kg = 1 year
yet you start a convo about that very subject?
EPrson comittezd a crime in a country, persons serves thetime in that country
Is what I think. The trade they are offering is absurd in my opinion considering who the russians want
And the american obsession with athletes is making them actually consider it
Well they also want another citizen, a non athlete
Former Marine attending a wedding in Russia
Espionage charges, though many think they are trumped up

chad move would be to make the lad sever double his sentence

What, the guy on espionage charges?
Considering that espionage is a pretty grave offense in any country
Probably already has a very long to life sentence
the athlete
Nothing u say matters now
Right I looked it up
16 years
Ehh, considering Russia's history, Its not implausible to trump up charges against a foreigner
I can't make assumptions though
Simply put his background and charges is very foggy
We simply don't know whether or not he was acting as an intelligence asset
Many say no since no agency would hire a man with his record
Wasnt the emojis enough to understand i wasnt serious
Lying is normal day when it comes to russia
Well of course.
It's a very corrupt nation
Corruption and political mischief is practically its culture
Too aware of it sharing thousands of kilometers of border
Yes
Soon
Me rage quitting apex
My chicken went bad in the fridge
Tell your mom to buy more
She already took my lamb because it doesn’t fit in the freezer she should have taken the chicken as well
I live with the biggest fucking idiots 
Dumb ass really put water in a bowl despite the bowl being full of food and left it cause apparently that'll clean it
Time to move out
That requires money and effort when I can live somewhere for free and save up
Probably something
My chickens bad which forces me to eat beef
Guy was reading the forbidden book
I'd rather abuse my mums hospitality and then move into my own place when I can no longer stay
Saves alot of money considering I don't have to pay for a place to stay, electricity, gas, water, food, etc
I moved out when i started feeling like i wanna kill everyone in the house because of their stupidity
And someone put milk in the cupboard 
obamna soda
If it's unopened UHT, it's meant to be stored out of ther fridge
It was clumpy so I don't think this one was supposed to be left out of the fridge
Idk anyone who drinks UHT milk anyway, that's kinda vile 
Its fuckiong
It's milk
With longer shelf life
Which makjes it better for small consumers and the supply chain
Skill issue
Milk is a scam
I drink 4 pints of milk a day 
Luisa is actually right about that
Spell it correctly or i block you
Skill issue again

Gents i need help ordering food
This isnt food ordering help
Shush that thime of the month huh?
Yes time of the month where skill issue people harassing me
Like if you need help for ordering food you have serious skill issue

Its called hving a job and not having an onlyfans
I could make your yearly salary in 3 days
Again yikes
What do you need help for?
I use Menulog
I find I always order curry’s or chicken burgers
Having a hard time picking food but miss and het simp army are ready to attack just wanted to ask if people know more about it i moved from brazil to spain and never ordered something online
Yeah try Menulog might be able to find a gonzo and gnomes that make beans like in Brazil I’m unsure the name there new
Yes make sexist comments and cry about getting handled lmao
morb
Gusman and Gomes * they do mostly vegetarian food
Getting handled? Hahah fiss off man i asked a simple polite question and u here acting upp for what? U want attention lad? U mad fam
Look in the mirror

Guy couldn't handle a joke so started insulting with sexist comments
Basic day in gen chat

Anyways im off
Bababooey reversed
ur mama
Cabinet Sauvignon or Pinot noirs?
Lmfao
Hm
I dunno
It's dark as hell in this place
Are you at a bar on your phone?
Red or white?
White.












