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tropic cobalt
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it's just part of the game

unkempt basin
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What do you expect

worn yew
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its 2007

gleaming ferry
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I don’t want to walk 500 meters and die for gameplay

worn yew
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literally look from ghosts or aw

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literally a joker skin in either AW or IW

solemn vapor
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Lmao saying a game from 2007 doesn’t have skins

unkempt basin
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But it's cod we're talking about

rocky copper
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It doesn’t have anime and silly skins does it

solemn vapor
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It’s a totally different world compared to back in 2007

rocky copper
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I loved my golden deagle

solemn vapor
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Boris santa should have been added fuck the haters tbh

unkempt basin
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Golden deagle is just as wack as anime skins, change my mind

rocky copper
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Golden deagles are a thing irl

tropic cobalt
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gold and diamond skins are absolutely ridiculous but yeah nobody cared about those

tropic cobalt
solemn vapor
rocky copper
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But anime guns that shoot pink bullets

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I mainly talk about the weapons in cod not character skins

unkempt basin
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Not a single person complains about purple and gold skins or rainbow geometric but as soon as you bring anime "no one" wants it apart from the thousands of people who buy it

tropic cobalt
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those too, except the overly flashy tracers

granite sonnet
rocky copper
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I like what they done with the snoop dogg skin at least he looks period correct

unkempt basin
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I mean...

tropic cobalt
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snoop period correct 😭

unkempt basin
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Not exactly

granite sonnet
unkempt basin
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Snoop is definitely not period correct

rocky copper
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The way he’s dressed is

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He doesn’t look too out of place compared to a cyborg ninja

unkempt basin
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Have you seen what he is wearing

granite sonnet
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Tom hanks wasn't period correct in Saving Private Ryan, you mean to tell me he was ACTUALLY there on D-day? 🤨

rocky copper
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A coat

worn yew
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the best part is how tf is captain price in 2019 and in 1984 (MW) and (Cold war) and looks the same except some parts and not to mention the one small area in Cod 2 which was 1940s and looks the same

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broski is a time traveller

gleaming ferry
rocky copper
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Anyway mw2 people have to start fresh and pay for the skins all over again and they will.

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Give us a toggle option

worn yew
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its literally a reboot

unkempt basin
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That was the point

gleaming ferry
worn yew
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but acually he was captured

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in vietnam

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or cuba

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wherever

unkempt basin
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Did you complete bo1 tunde

granite sonnet
worn yew
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yes

unkempt basin
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They escaped that and survived

worn yew
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on pc and xbox

worn yew
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YOU DONT GET IT

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bo1 woods get captured, bo2 they escape

gleaming ferry
unkempt basin
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He's old in bo2

gleaming ferry
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No he wasn’t wasn’t there like in game lore

unkempt basin
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He's in a wheelchair in bo2

gleaming ferry
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that states that he escaped

worn yew
unkempt basin
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That's bo1 tunde

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Timeline

worn yew
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omg

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YOU STILL DONT GET IT

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lamo

unkempt basin
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You think I don't but I do and you think you do but you don't 😵‍💫

worn yew
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do i really have to type it long...

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i dont have the energy to type it all

unkempt basin
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The flashbacks are back to bo1 tunde

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In time

worn yew
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guess ill have to fuse in both of my braincells

unkempt basin
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You bout to make me replay bo2 again

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And bo1

gleaming ferry
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In BO1 he just got captured by the vietcong, and then confirmed released sometime after and they fled to South Africa because of their association with the numbers or something???? FR don’t remember

elder meteor
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anyway

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all hop on bf5

unkempt basin
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No

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Hop on deez n- CursedCat

elder meteor
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.........

high wedge
worn yew
# unkempt basin The flashbacks are back to bo1 tunde

no it wasnt, BO1 is 1960s, BO2 is 1980s (late), CW is 1980s (starting). BO1 is where they didnt have flashbacks to the past like BO2 it was current in BO1 (1960s) bo2 the acual in-game time was 2025 woods tells his story about the events in 1980s (later). BO1 is where like the time kravchenco captures to the dude and sends him on a boat. Most likely escaped during 1970s but it doesnt make sense since menendez may have got him again but we never know thats why we need a BO game based in 1970s to acually find out the truth.

high wedge
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He's so immersed that he didn't reply

worn yew
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i had to use both my braincells

worn yew
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yea no one would believe me

unkempt basin
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Halo infinite wants mento get a kill with the mangler but it's the worst gun in the game being the slowest ttk actually brain dead fucks man

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Nerf it again

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AND KILLS WITH THE DISRUPTER

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These dumb fucks

worn yew
unkempt basin
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Want me to get kills with the worst weapons in the game

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Not even worth the grind

unkempt basin
tropic cobalt
unkempt basin
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I came here

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Seen your copy and paste wiki

worn yew
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CAPri sun

tropic cobalt
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no player is against toggles, just fucking deal with it and stop harassing people for wanting to look the way they do

unkempt basin
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Imagine playing an unrealistic silly arcade shooter and complaining it isn't realistic

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I wonder what they thought they was getting into

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10 kills with the stalker rifle, 5 kills with disrupter and 3 kills with mangler

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343i ong

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Everything I wanna say about 343i gets deleted instantly

worn yew
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why not delete it then?

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play siege

unkempt basin
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Because in 20 years when they give it the remaster, I'll finally be able to play it

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I would kill myself playing siege

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It's too sweaty for me

gleaming ferry
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play codm

haughty pollen
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Anyone playing bf4

unkempt basin
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Codm too easy

gleaming ferry
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Play codm ranked

worn yew
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play r6 mobile

unkempt basin
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I get nuke almost all the time

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Codm far too easy

gleaming ferry
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still painful that the console cods dont even have a ranked playlist

lilac forge
gleaming ferry
lilac forge
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Still alive

unkempt basin
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Everyone is carrying extra chromosomes

gleaming ferry
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youre playing with bots

worn yew
unkempt basin
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Not ranked 😵‍💫

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Ranked filled with bots

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Damn that's insane

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Dead game

gleaming ferry
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I reached legendary alr and I will admit

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i get bot lobbies rarely, it happens but thats just dumb

unkempt basin
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Is there still cheaters that openly admit cheating?

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Or did they finally add a budget anti cheat

gleaming ferry
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I’m on Garena and I’ve never seen anyone cheat?

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Ironic to say that for a guy on an asian server but yeah

gleaming ferry
unkempt basin
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Pubg mobile

gleaming ferry
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They don’t add anticheats to mobile games because hacks are hard to get in them anyway (not that they shouldnt) Bedrock Minecraft servers don’t even have an anticheat

worn yew
unkempt basin
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Idk

worn yew
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pretty sure it is

unkempt basin
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Last I remember was literally everyone being from india

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Most annoying VC i ever heard

gleaming ferry
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Yeah straight up banned

lilac forge
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We indians like shit games

gleaming ferry
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anything related to tencent

unkempt basin
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Why

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India got beef with mobile devs???

gleaming ferry
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Oh it got relaunched as a diff game though

worn yew
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@unkempt basin they just like free games

gleaming ferry
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so they felt that they had to disassociate with chinese companies like tencent

lilac forge
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I play skull girls

worn yew
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they just like PUBGM and Gta v

solemn vapor
worn yew
unkempt basin
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Good game

gleaming ferry
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Codm is def not dead, an inactive player is always replaced by a new acc

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but idek how alive pubgm is

lilac forge
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Least horrifying skull girls animation

unkempt basin
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I'm so sick of zero two cosplayers

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Actually vile bastards

worn yew
unkempt basin
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No

worn yew
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yes

unkempt basin
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They have a cheap "pink" fake hair

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Shitty red horns off ebay

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That's it

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No clothing

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You're lucky if they have clothing

worn yew
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its kinda the opposite

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💀

unkempt basin
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No tunde

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You don't wanna see

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It's actually fucking cancer

worn yew
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i have seen

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many times

unkempt basin
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Like I don't wanna see your square ass

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I wanna see a decently done cosplay

worn yew
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LMFAO

unkempt basin
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No

unkempt basin
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It's cause they sit down alot

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Lazy

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It fucking ruins their ass

worn yew
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i sit down alot and they are still fine

unkempt basin
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It goes akwardly flat

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Nah like real fucking lazy tunde

worn yew
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like how much?

unkempt basin
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Their ass goes flat

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It's insane

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I just ask for a decent cosplay

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I either get a painted bin bag or naked

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Both are extremely shit

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Redditors go wild for it ofc

worn yew
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i mean tbh from what ive seen they are perfectly alr

unkempt basin
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OHHH WOWW SUCH BOOBA PLS PLS MORE

worn yew
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wait hold on lemme just hop into reddit

lilac forge
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Buff Anya

lilac forge
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wym? its the best cosplay

unkempt basin
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Shitpost

carmine timber
worn yew
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@unkempt basin i checked out some, they are alr but one of them had braces haHAA

carmine timber
unkempt basin
unkempt basin
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They're all terrible

lilac forge
worn yew
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nothing

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thats classified

unkempt basin
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Zero two "cosplayers"

lilac forge
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Lmao

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ive seen some good ones

unkempt basin
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Majority are just hey, like my squared ass

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I got cheap hair from a cheap fancy dress store

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And these horns from ebay

jolly folio
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leo gotta go all out or go cheap

unkempt basin
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Like bitch put some clothes on, no one wants to see your poppadoms

jolly folio
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leo if anything going all out is rather pog

lilac forge
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Agreed

lilac forge
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if ima cosplay a character i really like ima go all out

jolly folio
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leo if I where to cosplay I’d spent a good amount of monies leo

lilac forge
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I should cosplay as boris

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i need a santa clause beard

unkempt basin
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Hentai cosplayers wear more clothing than zero two cosplays, ITS FUCKED

lilac forge
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BRUH

worn yew
lilac forge
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i assume mostly e thots do it for the likes and follows

unkempt basin
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And reddits drool for it

lilac forge
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True true

nimble bison
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thats easy money

lilac forge
unkempt basin
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Dumb asses can't even tell its photoshopped majority of the time too

lilac forge
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LMAO

jolly folio
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leo become a ethot and earn easy money via this one site WeSmart

lilac forge
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they dont care. they incels

unkempt basin
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That's me

unkempt basin
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A chad hiding true pain

worn yew
unkempt basin
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It's actually so wrong

worn yew
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cant believe i did amogus to reddit 😭

unkempt basin
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I wanna see a good cosplay for once

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Nope

jolly folio
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I can show you one leo

unkempt basin
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Best cosplay I've seen

worn yew
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hannahOwO?

lilac forge
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Boris Johnson

unkempt basin
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It's like the only one I've seen with clothes on

jolly folio
unkempt basin
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I searched for am hour, it's nothing but disappointment

worn yew
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what do you mean?

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TELL

unkempt basin
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Tunde tje fucking bin bag on reddit doesn't count

jolly folio
worn yew
lilac forge
lilac forge
unkempt basin
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You can't tell me this fucking bin bag is good

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IT'S LITERALLY A PAINTED BIN BAG

worn yew
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@unkempt basin

either play Halo Infinite for a year or Listen to KSI's new song

scenic vigil
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how do i get panzerschreck in bfv

worn yew
unkempt basin
worn yew
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kmon its decent

scenic vigil
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wdym is it time limited gun or sum?

lilac forge
worn yew
unkempt basin
worn yew
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thats better than that

proven compass
scenic vigil
proven compass
scenic vigil
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sad

unkempt basin
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There was no panzershrek in bfv

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Only panzerfaust, piat and bazooka

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Shrek 😵‍💫

worn yew
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its about time i go take a shower

scenic vigil
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i search on youtube i cant find anything

unkempt basin
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You sure that wasn't the panzerfaust

lilac forge
cobalt barn
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is this game still bad

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or did it get updated?

unkempt basin
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Updated

unkempt basin
lilac wind
lilac forge
waxen sable
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OK

lilac wind
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Embeds are disabled for most users

lilac forge
waxen sable
lilac forge
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Now look at this

unkempt basin
jolly folio
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When lads cosplay as lasses leo 10/10 leo

dry elbow
lilac forge
dry elbow
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Like non non cosplayers

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Non non cosplayers are extremely brave

unkempt basin
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Idk who that is

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But alot of the zero two cosplays are very cheap and no effort

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"cosplays" they just get naked in a forest or their room and post on reddit

lilac forge
unkempt basin
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Not even 5 minutes zero two is naked in the anime

lilac forge
lilac forge
unkempt basin
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They literally give her money cause she said the cosplays cost alot of money

worn yew
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howdy

unkempt basin
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The wig and horns not even $10

dry elbow
lilac forge
worn yew
unkempt basin
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Is kill la kill good?

lilac forge
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Kill la kill has alot of skin

dry elbow
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Yes kill La kill is good

lilac forge
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So much so it's annoying

dry elbow
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And the cosplays are really hard to pull off

unkempt basin
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I keep seeing it but I've never really set time to watch it

dry elbow
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You need to have so much body positivity to show that much skin

worn yew
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they are saying thats the last fifa of EA games they will make it indivisually to EA fifa something like that which is just apart from EA sports etc

lilac forge
dry elbow
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You simply can not be insecure and be comfortable cosplaying any KLK character for a day

lilac forge
dry elbow
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So wearing those cosplays is really mentally taxing

dry elbow
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I know people who basically do cam stuff and they’re very insecure about their body

lilac forge
dry elbow
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Idk if we have it “easy”

lilac wind
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How about we pivot away from this topic CB_peek_cat

dry elbow
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I’ve met fat guy cosplayers that are totally positive in what they wear and they really make it work because they’re so positive

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But yeah I’m done

unkempt basin
lilac forge
worn yew
unkempt basin
worn yew
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i fucking hate eating chips that has so many crums that flies off, literally eat one rn and one small crum entered my eye

unkempt basin
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You messy bastard

unkempt basin
lilac forge
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Pogdrew you like my catfish?

worn yew
unkempt basin
worn yew
unkempt basin
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No

worn yew
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consider yourself lucky

unkempt basin
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Tunde remember merudab

worn yew
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yes

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i was thinking about it today morning

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i remember the whoatea and meru entuiastants

unkempt basin
jolly folio
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Meru pog leo

worn yew
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since when IG stories has frickin' copyright things

unkempt basin
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Meru pog

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So cursed honestly

worn yew
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im free 90% of the time for the whole week

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omg

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i need to DM kai

unkempt basin
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The amount of fucking revives these twats took ong

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Carried

kind forum
unkempt basin
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Sort of

kind forum
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New old pfp?

unkempt basin
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I used this one alot when I first joined and I have plenty of emotes that match now I have nitro so I thought I'd use it again

kind forum
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Looks clean

unkempt basin
kind forum
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Noice

worn yew
jolly folio
bronze bridge
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Is there a who now?

worn yew
unkempt basin
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Unfortunately no meru kek

worn yew
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ah the pepe hands

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bruh just imagine driving at 160 mph in gta v while listening to ed sheeran

lilac forge
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Gae

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id row a boat while listening to ed

unkempt basin
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How did I just get mvp

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These players are dumb as rocks

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I sacrificed myself with a grenade so I died and I was still MVP

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That's a huge fucking skill issue considering I was out for most of that

lilac forge
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Your team is trash

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they have skill issues

unkempt basin
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I do a lil carrying

lilac forge
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or alot

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alot of carrying

unkempt basin
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It's the easiest difficulty too

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Cause I'm trying to do challanges

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Idk how they're actually struggling against easy bots

lilac forge
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Lil mosquito sting me in the neck

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Those fuckers

kind forum
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Mosquitoes could go extinct any time.

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Devilish organisms

buoyant obsidian
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why is it hard to match with players on combined arms, like do any of yall ever play it?

worn yew
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I AM BREAD!, I do not mean to boast I AM BREAD but soon i will be toast I AM BREAD, YEA SOON I WILL BE TOAST!, YEA SOON I WILL BE TOAST!

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i feel my ban is getting close

buoyant obsidian
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all this time this is what you're typing?

worn yew
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lyrics

buoyant obsidian
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you need help

worn yew
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i know

buoyant obsidian
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lol

worn yew
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😔

unkempt basin
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Bullet sponges are frustrating

buoyant obsidian
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what are bullet sponges

worn yew
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sponges that are bullet

unkempt basin
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Like it takes damage like its nothing

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Takes a stupid amount of bullets to kill

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Even with headshots one of the enemies is 3 sniper shots iorc

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All 3 headshots

buoyant obsidian
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oh

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still fun tho, specially for new players

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and specifically for player who suffer packet loss and high ping such as myself

worn yew
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i have terrible internet but still i get good stability

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unless its bfv

lilac forge
worn yew
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but thats not due to the internet

buoyant obsidian
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I can'teven compete with my connection strength

worn yew
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its just my xbox cant do it

lilac forge
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all they do is sting me

unkempt basin
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Halo infinite is 4v4 right and I get 30 ping, bfv is 32v32 and I get 20 ping (both EU) but why

elder meteor
quaint herald
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Cult of the lamb is out.

buoyant obsidian
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maybe*

unkempt basin
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No way

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I joined right towards the end of this

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MVP

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Like how, only 6 kills

pseudo spire
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sometimes its concerning how bad people are

worn yew
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yo why does fenix look like arthur in that image

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lmao

unkempt basin
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Beardless

worn yew
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beardless fenix literally looks like arthur

upper hemlock
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pc

worn yew
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response time 1000

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Uhh @unkempt basin

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I think my xbox is cursed

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When I switched it on it made the "off" sound

unkempt basin
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How Arthur

worn yew
unkempt basin
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I think you're crazy

unkempt basin
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For some fucking reason

lilac forge
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Nah I need that shit

worn yew
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Gamin' time

lilac forge
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Watchu playin?

worn yew
lilac forge
worn yew
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Apex

lilac forge
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Yeah but where on the map

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kings canyon

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North east?

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somewhere

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idk

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go find it

worn yew
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Bruh I got so confused In that area before confronting strauss like to dissolve the debt or not but I did the good thing to give the money

lilac forge
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i went to the supermarket today and it has this side door at street and it manual then there was this old guy and he opened the door for me and said ladies first

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thanked him and went shopping but almost died as i have never had that happen to me

thick fossil
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Most of the old breed were raised with that sort of courtesy

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I don't see too many besides a few give the same

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Least where I am anyway

lilac forge
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some women get triggered for it

thick fossil
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Which I can't possibly see why they should

lilac forge
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so i can see why people dont really do it anymore

thick fossil
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Sure you wish to look independent and strong

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But accept the courtesy at least

unkempt basin
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Imagine not holding the door for everyone

worn yew
thick fossil
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When I worked at my restaurant, after every shift I held the door for everyone getting off and on their shift

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I stood by the door while I waited for my ride

unkempt basin
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Actually tried to be mean but I felt guilty before I could press it and it's only a game

high wedge
thick fossil
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You have strange taste in pfps, kai

unkempt basin
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Something I hate seeing is people nothing holding the doors open for elderly people, wheelchair, children or anything like that

thick fossil
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I respect your boldness though

unkempt basin
thick fossil
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I usually hold the door open for anyone I can if I have the time for it

lilac forge
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Kai has awesome taste in pfp's

unkempt basin
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I'll hold the door for everyone

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Doesn't bother me if I waste time

worn yew
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Ah shit.

lilac forge
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I used to hold doors but maybe i dont have to anymore now 😀

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If people start holding them for me

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😛

acoustic horizon
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Fuck me it’s warm

shrewd furnace
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worst pickup line ever

dark whale
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hello

worn yew
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Got full honour CursedCat

dark whale
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you kill micah bell sir

lilac forge
lilac forge
lilac forge
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Looking for a pc player to play battle field whit

digital schooner
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REEEEEEEEEEEEE

digital schooner
glossy lindenBOT
copper gull
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Imagine shutting the door in their face when they're 5 feet behind you and watching them open the door

plain lily
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Ngl I've done that to people who I heard causing petty drama

digital schooner
copper gull
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Every time I go into a door, theres a badge reader.

plain lily
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My old Job had one

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Only 1 person per badge

unkempt basin
lilac forge
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Rip bozo

copper gull
plain lily
lilac forge
lilac forge
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😛CursedCatPointing

copper gull
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I'll definitely blow kisses in traffic if someone's getting roadragey.

lilac forge
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are you male . Cause that makes it funnier

plain lily
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I just avoid road ragers

lilac forge
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I had an SUV honking at me for going the speed limit

copper gull
plain lily
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Where I live everyone speeds

copper gull
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Let us break the law for real.

lilac forge
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Yo, it was one lane

copper gull
lilac forge
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shit like that makes me slow down

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and smile

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Their urgency is not my emergency

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no one going to affect my vibe yo

plain lily
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People dont even use the passing lane correctly

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Looking at you semi trucks that use it to pass another semi going 1mph slower than them

copper gull
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What annoys me is when you're trying to pass in the left lane, and the people in the right lane INTENTIONALLY speed up!!!

plain lily
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My main highway is the 99 in California.. it's so fucking trash

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Full of semi's constantly playing leap frog on a 2 lane highway

copper gull
plain lily
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And assholes in lifted pickups doing 100+

lilac wind
copper gull
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Another big ass pet peeve is people not knowing how to merge

plain lily
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From on ramps?

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Or just in general

copper gull
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Both!

lilac wind
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just dont drive ez

plain lily
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People who merge onto the freeway at 40mph tired

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Then cut you off

copper gull
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Nobody knows that you're supposed to zipper merge.

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That reduces overall traffic congestion

copper gull
# plain lily People who merge onto the freeway at 40mph <:tired:927680590663286914>

Ooooooo I wish I had my dash cam set up. I had a guy try to do that with me, when he was towing a small 16ft trailer. Dude was getting on the freeway, I was in the right lane, couldn't change lanes, he either didn't check his mirror or didn't want to get behind me. Dude almost took out the side of my car because he didn't get up to speed.

plain lily
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People treat merging as if it's "I'm merging so fuck off"

copper gull
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Yep. Same with blinkers. They think just because they turn it on, that gives them automatic permission to get in that lane

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Blinkers signal your desire or intention to move over, you still have to wait for space

plain lily
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I ended up driving in the orchard road to pass him

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Dirt road*

copper gull
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Does the road allow for the opportunity to overtake?

plain lily
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Yeah but he was trying to prevent that by just pulling infront of anyone who tried

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No idea why

copper gull
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If so, I'd overtake him, then let his ass hit me. I'd have the police come out, explain that I was attempting to pass, he hit my vehicle maliciously.

Tickets upon tickets, jail time for vehicular assault, suspended license, and his insurance would buy me a brand new vehicle.

plain lily
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Lmao

copper gull
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Because the evidence is there.

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You were legally attempting to overtake, there's massive damage to the side of your vehicle that he caused by intentionally hitting you.

plain lily
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If i wasn't afraid of getting rear ended and getting higher rates etc etc I'd allow so many people to have hit my car getting themselves fucked for doing illegal stuff like that

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Or if I owned something similar to a tank aPES_LulLaugh

copper gull
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Only higher rates if they don't have insurance.

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Because, you know, uninsured motorist

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I've been rear-ended.

plain lily
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I'd definitely let some of those 100mph+ pickup drivers hit me cause you have no reason to go 100+ on a 65mph highway

granite sonnet
plain lily
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Yeah

copper gull
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This is what happened to the ladies car that rear-ended me.

plain lily
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People here have gotten worse with driving ever since lockdown stopped

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People got too used to the empty roads

copper gull
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I was stopped. She hit me going about 40.

plain lily
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Prolly on her phone

copper gull
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She was.

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She ate my trailer hitch.

granite sonnet
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Many such cases 😔

copper gull
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Her vehicle was a total loss

granite sonnet
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LOL

copper gull
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Trailer hitch went through her engine block & radiator.

plain lily
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There was a 4 car accident on an off ramp cause some lady was on her phone and flew up the offramp at 55

plain lily
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It's not hard to just not be on your phone while driving smh

copper gull
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All of the fluids you see is her antifreeze. The engine oil leak started once they tried to put the car on the tow truck.

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And that was new-ish Mazda, iirc. Like a 2016-2017

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My ol '08 Ford took that hit like a champ

plain lily
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Lmao

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Yeah my only accident was when I was the middle car that got squished between a bus and another sedan

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But my old 2002 Nissan had basically 0 damage

digital schooner
copper gull
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I have a small crease on my bumper lol

plain lily
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I had broken headlight clamps and a slightly dented bumper

copper gull
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Lol

plain lily
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That car still lasted me like 5 extra years

lilac forge
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probably weight difference, lighter car gets worst of it

plain lily
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Then I got my Toyota camry worryDasRight

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Id think a bus would be heaver than me

lilac forge
copper gull
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Lmao

plain lily
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Lol

plain lily
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The bus must have been as heavy as a smart car you_dont_understand_do_you

copper gull
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"Hey Google, does a bus weigh more than a 2002 Nissan?"

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lol

plain lily
quaint herald
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It's sorta unrelated but at the same time like damn.

plain lily
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I never responded to their request and they dropped it after a month lol

quaint herald
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By the way I still remember when a woman crashed into my bus on the way home, The bus itself didn't budge but the car was fucked.

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"Hmm maybe our request is fucking overblown"

plain lily
quaint herald
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LMAO.

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Fucking dumbass bahaha.

plain lily
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He was like "What the fuck are you laughing at"

quaint herald
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I wonder.

plain lily
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I just laughed again and drove off

quaint herald
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Oh god related but also unrelated story.

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I was on my bikes, Saw some ducks and made some kissy noises cause you know I love birds, But then there were some girls also passing by...

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So I had to blurt out "Those were for the ducks"

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And only a day later I realised how bad that was in retrospect LOL.

plain lily
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I did a stupid on my bike before

quaint herald
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what did you do?

carmine timber
plain lily
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Was riding to the beach (50 mile ride)

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And about 25 miles in I turned to look at a stream for like 5 seconds and then suddenly there was a guy infront of me looking at his phone not paying attention and I full on hit him, went over my handlebars and scrapped up my knee pretty bad and bent the bike tire so it was always breaking somewhat

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Dude was on the wrong side of the bike path

quaint herald
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But that really wasn't a stupid that was just more bad timing.

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That's a shame too.

plain lily
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Well the stupid part was me finishing the ride with a fucked bike lma

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Lmao* and bleeding knees

quaint herald
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Oh nahhh ok that's fair.

worn yew
quaint herald
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Oh god.

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That reminds me when I flew off my bike... I can't remember why honestly.

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I think I lost balance because of a scuffed turn.

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And because I landed on my hands, I couldn't properly use my hands.

granite sonnet
lilac forge
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lmao

worn yew
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Wait I forgor who discovered eletricity

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Was is it edison?

lilac forge
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aliens

worn yew
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I'll just google

tawdry mason
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an anyone help me with bfv launch]

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steam wont launch it

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💀

worn yew
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Just seen discover of robots it'd George C devol

lilac forge
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UwU

lilac forge
quaint herald
worn yew
bronze bridge
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Yo Where I live think there is a storm approaching

worn yew
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Florida

lilac forge
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Google

bronze bridge
worn yew
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Bermuda?

bronze bridge
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On top of Florida

worn yew
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I forgor what's on top of florida

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Georgia

bronze bridge
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Yea

lilac forge
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Farm 18 map

worn yew
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Ik

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Similar to killhouse/shoothouse

shrewd furnace
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is it just me or do non americans barely know where ANY states are except california, texas and florida?

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oh and whatever state new york city is in

lilac forge
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new york

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xD

unkempt basin
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New york is a country merutea

shrewd furnace
worn yew
carmine timber
pseudo spire
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hmmmm what should i have for lunch

bronze bridge
worn yew
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Alabama too

shrewd furnace
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i know OF states, but i dont think i could point alot of them out on a map

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maybe like 10 or so

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max

lilac forge
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Minnesota

unkempt basin
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Only Fans states

bronze bridge
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No

shrewd furnace
pseudo spire
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soup in arizona summer? no thank you

shrewd furnace
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salad?

lilac forge
worn yew
pseudo spire
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had salad yesterday

bronze bridge
unkempt basin
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Idk what loadout to use in bfv

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I wanna move from FG42 and Breda but nothing feels as good

worn yew
pseudo spire
unkempt basin
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I haye the mp40

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The recoil feels so disgusting cause of how slow it shoots

worn yew
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Put a grip and try to stabilise it

unkempt basin
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Never used the G1-5

unkempt basin
pseudo spire
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g1-5 is a monster

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3 btk up to 50m, decent rof, larrrrrge magazine, easy to learn recoil (literally just VREC)

worn yew
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It's time for me to sleep

pseudo spire
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you can get 10 kills a magazine with body shots under 50m, its insane

worn yew
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Gn @unkempt basin

unkempt basin
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What sight

pseudo spire
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nydar/reflex

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i use nydar/reflex on EVERYTHING other than snipers

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imo using anything else is just playing outside the strengths of the weapons

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g1-5 my highest kpm weapon, ive checked a lot of good players kpm as well, and theirs is usually the g1-5 too

unkempt basin
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I keep getting targeted by artillery so I can't even use it yet

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But the recoil is too easy I'm trying to control something that isn't there

carmine timber
lilac forge
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What is recoil

unkempt basin
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Idk about the G1-5

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Recoil is just nothing

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Feels weird

lilac forge
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I dont counter recoil in apex

versed pier
unkempt basin
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No

pseudo spire
unkempt basin
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It feels like nothing

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I put the 3x on, I managed better at range but not as good as other stuff

quaint herald
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@unkempt basin @unkempt basin Use bren with a 3x.

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Or a bar with the aa sight.

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Double oibgi

unkempt basin
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Bren is perfect for longer ranges

carmine timber
unkempt basin
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Basically sniping without the bipod once you get that horizontal upgrade

carmine timber
lilac forge
carmine timber
lilac forge
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You should. Its funny

carmine timber
vocal marten
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Does the battle pass dissappear after the season ends? Can't remember if I saw that it will be similar to halos where it can still be earned

unkempt basin
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I really would pay for them to nerf the ZH and selbstlader

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It's awful

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I can't get behind those guns back to my beautiful breda meruLuv

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Fr about to sell my soul to get the ZH and selbstlader nerfed

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I hate those guns and their users even more

pseudo spire
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I always say the zh/1906 and g1-5 are the only op weapons

plain lily
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Zh gang

pseudo spire
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i loathe people that abuse the zh/1906

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g1-5 is op too, but at least its a close/medium range weapon so you gotta navigate to be effective

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zh/1906 just says you want to sit at reasonable distance and 2 tap people all day

plain lily
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good thing i dont actually use it

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shotgun gang is my gang

lilac forge
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this is bad

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i forgot to buy ketchup

elder meteor
blissful hill
bronze bridge
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How did the chat die

lilac forge
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schools started and some got muted

bronze bridge
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Oh

slim grove
quasi gazelle
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how's general chat doing tonight?

lilac forge
quasi gazelle
lilac forge
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sadge

quasi gazelle
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😦

lilac forge
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guess its time to brush my teeth and stuff

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and go to bed

native shoal
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it's 2 am in my country and yet i can't stop playing bf1

unkempt basin
full badge
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proceeds to break half of them the first minute after accepting them

quasi gazelle
pseudo spire
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fucking stupidly accurate

blissful hill
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First a furry and now a V-Tuber, what else are we going to copy, Activision?

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Is the next thing My Little Pony or will it be a Pokemon?

pseudo spire
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my favorite is when people dont read that rules and then say its not against the rules, or act like since they didnt read the rules it doesnt apply to them...

lilac forge
lilac forge
lilac forge
bronze bridge
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What’s next

lilac forge
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Also Attack on Titans in Cod existed

lilac forge
lilac forge
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lmao

karmic wing
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Hello

bronze bridge
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Next we are gonna have a gay over sexual furry vtuber

blissful hill
lilac forge
lilac forge
bronze bridge
lilac forge
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as a playable character

bronze bridge
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God no

blissful hill
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He'd probably say yeah to that

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He's already in Skull-Girls

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wait I should be using They

dry elbow
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she was originally a pornstar on myfreecams. she broke record there, then went to twitch and became a lot more tame after she got a following. so shes like a lewd full 3D model. she was before the vtuber creation

unkempt basin
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Pornstar in cod merusweat

lilac forge
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What are rules? Never heard such a word before

dry elbow
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yeah developers decided to make a skin for the gamers

unkempt basin
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Johnny sins when

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With a unique melee animation

lilac forge
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Johnny

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Jonathan

unkempt basin
blissful hill
lilac forge
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Win one match = next match algs finals level

thick fossil
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I'm gonna lose my damn mind, this cricket won't shut the fuck up

unkempt basin
lilac forge
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Always Ludwig being negative

pseudo spire
lilac forge
unkempt basin
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When cod will add?

bronze bridge
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Would his dong be glass? Or

unkempt basin
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Yes

dry elbow
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HAHAHAH SHE EVEN HAS THE TONGUE OUT

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Im DEAD

bronze bridge
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I got a job to do

unkempt basin
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Bfv is fucked for me, I join a "full" narvik server (my favourite map) and it's not even half full meruHands

lilac forge
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Idk whats with the romanians calling me man

unkempt basin
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Everyone calls everyone man

dry elbow
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True he calls me bossman

unkempt basin
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It's like bro

dry elbow
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@pseudo spire @blissful hill HAHAH

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actually i kind of like this

unkempt basin
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I thought that said T-BOO

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😵‍💫

dry elbow
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yes

blissful hill
lilac forge
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No one really cares where u from when you act like you act

unkempt basin
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Terminator is taking over

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Skynet is fr

blissful hill
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Gears of War, Ghost Recon, CoD, ffs

pseudo spire
dry elbow
blissful hill
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Yeah the hair-style is also pretty much 1 to 1 as far as I can tell

unkempt basin
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I got used to the G1-5 but it shoots too slow meruHands

blissful hill
dry elbow
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PJM also getting drunk on stream frequently
"Lovedrunk Melody"

lilac forge
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All you do is be dick to everyone except miki as you're obviously big time simping her

dry elbow
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Ludwig doesn't simp for me lmao

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Im getting really tired of people saying guys simp for me here

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either guys are simping for me or im dating a bunch of guys im not dating

lilac forge
dry elbow
pseudo spire
dry elbow
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down to her hair

pseudo spire
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again "idk the details, at quick glance"

dry elbow
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its very 1:1

pseudo spire
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🤷

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ehh, lets not try to act like purple hair anime girls with highlights is unique in the first place

lilac forge
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Simping comes in different forms and obviously you don't really understand all of them

dry elbow
blissful hill
dry elbow
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I think its you thats confused

blissful hill
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Is what I do considered simping? I barely know the fucking word

pseudo spire
# blissful hill

bet you can find an anime girl that looks similar to the bottom left keychain too

dry elbow
blissful hill
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I'm nice to most people unless they give me a reason not to be nice

dry elbow
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unless people are shitting on me, theyre simps

blissful hill
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Shitting on people is unsanitary

dry elbow
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At least you wouldn't be a simp if you did it

lilac forge
digital schooner
lilac forge
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George is aslo simp

unkempt basin
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He's been muted the whole time

dry elbow
lilac forge
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True too

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Bfd is basically full of simps

dry elbow
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Like i've already had people on here keep thinking im dating people here because they don't simply ask any questions directly, they see something and assume their guess is correct and its wrong

lilac forge
dry elbow
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Trust me I don't

dry elbow
lilac forge
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Ok Luisa, define simping

lilac forge
misty burrow
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Damn, nice

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I hope it lasts between us

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❤️

lilac forge
dry elbow
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Damn now you're a simp raven

digital schooner
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Aint a mod now eh wilde

lilac forge
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Proving you don't know

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I just told you

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Yeah totally man 😂

dry elbow
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You have to be trolling

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if ludwig is a simp then luisa is my simp as well

misty burrow
digital schooner
lilac forge
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One form of simping is talking to a girl in discord ecpecting to get laid like george does

digital schooner
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Ahhhhhhh i see i see

dry elbow
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He has no expectation of getting laid

blissful hill
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Should he?

dry elbow
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No

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I've said it many times before here

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I don't date anyone younger than me

lilac forge
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Yeah because you do it

dry elbow
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tho at last luisa isn't wrong, simping definitely is being nice and sucking up to girls with the expectation of getting laid

blissful hill
misty burrow
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I don't see why we're making assumptions like that

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It's weird.

dry elbow
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but its definitely not something anyone does

blissful hill
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My wife is two years younger than I am

lilac gulch
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everyones a simp

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cause we suck up to life

lilac forge
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Example of simping would be OnlyFans consumers

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Welp. I would agree its hard now just to be nice to someone just to be nice and be a good friend expecting nothing in return.

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Onlyfans is just one form of it

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Discord simping is different

dry elbow
lilac forge
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seen it too many times

lilac forge
digital schooner
lilac forge
pseudo spire
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this has got to be one of the weirdest and useless conversations general has had, and ive talked about eating human meat...

lilac forge
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Yeah man FBI is gonna swat us

lilac forge
lilac forge
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There is no true friendship between man and woman, all your guy friends would date you if u give a chance

pseudo spire
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idk, i never expected a dissection of the word simp...

digital schooner
misty burrow
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I have friends that I consider to be my little sisters. I would get hit over by a truck for them, but definitely not date them

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Under no circumstance.

dry elbow
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this is so biased oh my god. Okay nevermind, At first I thought I should take her insult seriously, but now I know not to

lilac forge
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Haven't really insulted you tho

dry elbow
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You did

lilac forge
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And now the simps are mad at me wow

unkempt basin
lilac forge
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Getting death treaths from miki simps

lilac gulch
digital schooner
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My god would this be some entertainment if yall did this in a voice channel