#Heresy? HERESY?! [Warhammer + 40k]
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TO SAVE OUR MOTHER EARTH FROM ANY ALIEN THREAT!
Wait don’t we have a command for this?
!edf
…..

Hang on
@covert sigil oi rustbucket
!edf
Damnit I thought that would work
Since it wasn't in the thread it wouldn't recognize the command
But no he just stoopid
Rip
But yeah the EDF with the imperial guards resources would probably win.
No spacies required
Especially against the tyranids. The EDF know how to deal with hyper adaptive bugs.
Never introduce EDF r&d to a tech priest
I don't know who would have the stroke first
Could be a thread problem
Been loving the parry build. You can no-hit a DH without dodging, and you can even parry THE OVERHEADS FROM CRUSHERS AND MAULERS.
The only things I cannot parry are bursters and nets/dogs.
I am even immune to packs of ragers, which is nuts.
Although the new class isn't what it could have been, gameplay at least seems solid. Hoping the chem talent build is as absurd as builds like parry lol.
OK IT GETS CRAZIER
With good pathing, I was able to kite FOUR plague ogryns for 5 minutes.
Then I got stuck on a box and shoved into a corner.
SOMEHOW
All three of my squadmates died to basic mobs while I was doing the kiting of four plagies, AND ALSO THE OBJ.
The build is supposed to work best with crit, but I wonder how a martyr build works with parry.
Sick.
Ok it's crazy with martyr build.
how crazy is crazy?
like
what you just described was already mental
how does it get better?
Just kills things faster.
And it doesn't matter that your on 1 hp, because you're parrying everything already.
Except bursters, nets, and dogs ofc.
fair enough
2 wounds, if you use all 3 slots.
Which actually REALLY reduces the chance you get cleaved down with a martyr build.
UGH.
Do they have to reset every talent on every update?
wtf
They didnt even change them
I mean annoying, but not anything major. If you've played recently for the most part you would remember your build(s).
It's only a pain imo for returning players who've missed prior update cycles.
Because now you have to take the time to learn what changed and make an entirely fresh build.
Huge one time premium currency discount in the bottom corner.
oh dang, neat
$5.00 USD for the equivalent of ~$24.00 worth.
About an 80% discount wow.
And it begins.
woo
I actually had to go work right after that screenshot lol. Has anyone tried the new class? What is the vibe?
I am really only looking to try the chem tree.
The long awaited rivalry comes to a head! The Imperial Fists versus The Iron Warriors. How will this epic battle conclude in blood... or temper tantrums?
In the Imperium, the Space Marines are known as the Emperor's finest... Unfortunately we are the Emperor's worst.
We are The Grape Lords and we make animations and nobody really knows why.
A...
Imperial Fist. buddy.
except for like.... 3, two of which are MIA, Im fairly certain all living primarchs hate their legions.
Leman doesn't hate the Wolves. He just doesn't particularly care for them either.
Same with Girlyman and the Boys in Blue.
I swear Gilly has on multiple occations thought his legion were a bunch of bumbling idiots and questioned how any of them survived without him.
citation: their fanatical belief in a training manual.
Yes, but that's not hate. Just incredulousness at how stupid they are and yet somehow they survived without him.
fair
(That "somehow" of course being GW picking favorites, but Girlyman doesn't know that because that's out-of-universe knowledge.)
(I mean even without GW picking favorites canonically they have some of the safest systems to defend and that was BEFORE GW hired a dude who loved the blueberries way too much)
(Counterpoint: One of the Hivefleets literally beelined straight for Blueberry systems.)
(counterpoint: the hive fleets are trying to devour EVERY system, just because some people got their present early doesnt mean everyone else isn't getting theirs too)
(Sure, but having a hive fleet actively knocking on the doors of core Blueberry territory isn't really what I'd call "safe systems".)
(It was safe before those idiots touched a thingy durring the heresy)
like necron tech is literally a giant glowing sign of "DONT TOUCH IT"
and yet
HERE WE ARE
How were they supposed to know there was Necron shit on the world? It's not like literally every world in the galaxy is just straight up a coin toss on if it's got Necron shit or Eldar shit.
well back in the day if the nidds avoided said world, you knew to avoid it too.
nowadays GW retconned that because they're assholes
so
I dunno
chuck a tyranid at it still and if Trazyn rolls up probably a Necron world. although even then 50/50
Trazyn might still show up because he wanted to collect some Pre-fall Eldar shit.
Or because he wants some new Spacies for his Spacie displays.
Or because it's a Tau world and he wants some of the Tau Gundams.
the tau do have some very interesting technology
not good technology
but interesting
its quite a wonder how they developed in isolation to the rest of the galaxy
One of the better Warp-related FTL methods. Skipping on the top rather than diving in deep.
And also another FTL method that's still in use by them for their Colony Ships that's way slower but doesn't rely on the Warp.
It's just straight up normal FTL from any other franchise.
If they don't want to, they don't have to deal with Space Hell.
They could just completely ignore Space Hell if they wanted to.
The only other people that can do that are the Necrons, Eldar and Dark Eldar, and they don't have the knowledge of building more of the Warp Gates, Webways, or Webways respectively. The Tau still have the knowledge for building the non-Warp FTL.
suprised traz hasnt collected some of the bigger titans yet 😛 or anniahalus
Obviously he hasn't due to not being able to fit them in his pockets. :P
They're too big for his pockets, so he can't collect them. :P
Literally had to cut him in half at the waist in order to fit him in the house.
eh he'll live. he's survived worse.
Survived committing an entire Heresy, in fact.
until papy got upsetty.
I mean, Horus is the entire reason papy is stuck as a corpse on that golden chair.
true, but thats also because old papsy wasn't trying until Horus stabbed him really hard.
and then, as mentioned, papy got upsetty.
you do a funny amount of dot, but you are very much glass
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i guess its finally time
Woo nagash is real now
Wonder what two lords they will release along side him since they always release them in 3s
They also did say they will keep adding more past nagashs pack,
my thoughts on Hive Scum after 20~ levels
fun, to be sure. still conceptualy boring
not exactly a replacement for any class
they dont have very good AP in the ranged department but the crowbar passes more or less
100% the only unique thing they have gameplay wise is the chem build. That’s where it’s at imo.
It differs enough from the warp fire psyker build too.
No, but Fatshark didn’t want to build a new animation skeleton and the next best thing thematically were the hivers.
Over another abhuman I mean*
Also funny thing about the nagash reveal there’s been a nagash mod that does incredibly similar things to what they showcased in the stream today which is really funny
But also was guaranteed to happen since mod is based off the same lore
With the types of units he gets unique undead etc etc
I just.
if you dont want to put effort into a new character. dont make a new character. sigh
also "Hive Scum" is such a broad term that covers THOUSANDS of cultures and TRILLIONS of people in the imperium that distilling it all down into a crummy steriotype is extremely destructive to the lore.
we coulda had a corpse grinder Hiver, we coulda had a dude from the upper city, we coulda had someone from a clan.
instead we got generic distilled mad max idiot.
i would find it hilarious if the store skins ended up being necromunda like skins
so we got tech gang etc skins
That might legitimately happen
cause yeh i want my van saar skin!
I just wish we got a corpse grinder character
You will be turned into soilent green. Do not resist.
though i think i will have to reinstall the whole game cause i have a shit ton of space but it keeps stopping at the very end saying there is no space
Rip
maybe james workshop will actually make a smart choice like that
Wouldn’t that be funny
GW making a smart choice? Inconceivable.
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wait are those dark angels
Impossible
Where’s my ravens
Also just got my ass beat my khorne while playing as sayl
Norsca is fun until the local demons decided to unilaterally beat your teeth in
there in there but im also seeing dark angels which is crazy
white scars? armor looked white to me, and will the mechanicus be a seperate faction i wonder
ignore me, didnt notice the decal on their armor
Awesome trailer but. Hm. That voice sounds weirder than the usual modulation they use for spacies. Ah well whatever.
this marks the 2nd time in the LIFETIME of darktide where there have been free aquillas
and the currency was free from the start in vermintide but fatshark'll just ignore that tidbit
Too much focus, like smashing things with big club and shield. Least right now. Especially since it protects me from bullets. I usually use the shovel or the power maul.
Shotgun or grenade launcher?
they serve different purposes
Admittedly I feel like I probably still have weapons to unlock cause the Rumbler is my most recent so
outside of marks which need mastery i think most weapon unlocks end at around level 18
if one of those is a shotgun I'd go with that. shotgun good for generic utility. although I personally prefer precision weapons.
ogryn has one, maybe, percision weapon
give my man a giant handcannon "precision" weapon
and thats the single barrel stubber. with potentialon the 2 grenade launchers but those take a sec
And I've just remembered I haven't gotten the grenade gauntlet. Because the game seems to think I really wanna use the club melee weapon or the twin-linked stubber.
ogryn has like, 6 melees and 6 ranged option, not including the marks
3 different clubs, 3 different knifes, 3 heavy stubbers...
he had it rough for a while
3 heavy stubbers? Are ya counting the one with a burst fire or..?
And yeah, the only thing he's got recently is Saltzpyre's voice.
Yea. The game keeps giving me purples of that..
I mean both seem to be decent single-fire crowd control. Just one is much better close and another is an oddly effective sniping tool. Least from my experience so far.
The Rumbler feels a bit funner to use, but probably just cause it's fun to donk it on someone's dome.
It's very ammo hungry though..
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I have tried out the club for a match and it feels pretty nice for crowds with all the sweeping it does. Though no safety from guns..
Still a working in progress
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That last part is the true way you know it's Trayzn.
His constant bickering with Orikan is one of the few actively engaging things for him to look forward to.
I have found a hive scum build that feels like Khornes dumbest berserker
Khorne's dumbest berserker
So, Khorne's average berserker?
Nah this is extra brainless
So, Khorne's extra average berserker? 
Sure
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nice
i understand none of this cause i had to uninstall the game and find a time to reinstall cause the update last bit was being shitty with me
My flagship is almost done
I will never stop hating randoms
had to do the last 2 3rds of the mission with just myself and a friend'
Oh boy!
Yah, you have to get good enough to pretend like they're not there.
And just do everything likes its only you doing it.
Two hive scum (me+rando) both with the rocket launcher, we just one-two kaboomed a chaos spawn
Shroud Thammer Zealot in a corner: Amateur's
Still funny you can nuke em i guess with rocket
funny gun
The rockets did just get OMEGA buffed yesterday though.
cant wait to try the rocket launcher i just be insane for most of it by not actually putting points in till im maxed out
it having a reasonable blast radius for a rocket launcher is very nice
started playing a chem heavy build, super leaning into the stim pistol
this is straight up busted
thats
uhhh
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Literally
I always had at least 20 needle pistol shots
Its one downside of low-ish ammo for high DoT
And i can just kill an elite and get 2 mags and some change
Also, immaculate taste
Why thank you.
Blood for the Emperor!! Skulls for the Golden Throne!!!
I’m hyped for it but it’s probably going to release either December next year or later
Isn't the total war guys kinda not doing so good right now?
im staying out of that cause i have no idea and could be hearsay for all i know
No?
Also imma just play the fun game and ignore the bullshit
Neat
Mhm figures
Water cartel pretty much because....well we know em more in DT
Only 154k characters created huh
Pretty much tells how much dlc was got
It was a lazy class that didn’t really add anything
It have something over vet
Free ammo
And chem
And melee shtic you dodge or you die. You more paper compare to funny enough....psyker
Like you cant take hits at all. Scoom dont have much on DR front from talents
Fair
I just generally enjoy as bullet go brr class
For horde-elite cleaning
Vet is more specials team support via shout class
Like dont get me wrong. Scoom have place in team
But cant fully replace any class
i picked them cause the necromunda water guild is epic
im only using knives and SMGs cause thats what the base build gave me
once ive maxed out my character and the masteries for them im moving on
I wonder what level 30 stats are, shivs & auto pistols being the starter weapons
It’s absolutely unique and it has its place it just.
Like.
I dunno there’s just other stuff I wish I’d seen as the second ever new class rather than “regular person again”.
I hope we get a Corpse Grinder class in the future. Or a ratling.
Anywho
No dr is whatever, theres a "Gain toughness on attack" "toughness on ranged kill" "toughness on getting shot" and an "oh shoot im out of toughness drug time"
And drug time also gives about 20% DR to all
im more thinking it would just be a skin for the gangster
cause i just want my necromunda skins
Corpse grinders aren’t necromunda! They’re a GALAXY WIDE THING!
And they’re EXTREMELY DIFFERENT from skav!
and visually we only see them in necromunda game stuff for now
FartShart has said that they aren't doing another Abhuman.
The cowards.
That’s dumb. They suck.
Damn, wished the show got the most picked slot, but what can ya do 
well that and there are corpse grinder "normal" sized guys
(granted the big guys are the cool ones)
…… yes but unlike the clans they are likely actually representative given their entire cult is influenced by Khorne.
they could and i hope they never see it to get the idea in their head use "sanctioned" corpse grinders
yeh they could actually do mercenary squats
cowards
though they probably wanted to dynamic of vermintide had the little dude and darktide had the BIG dude
Probably
That slightly goes out the window when making your character too tall physically makes it impossible to take cover behind boxes
i just say shield
i like to be funny and be lore accurate ogryn and just shield whenever bullets start flying even if it inconviences everyone
ive noticed that alot in games now with the covered not fully covering
seems no one can get the gears of war level cover these days
Its not really a "cover" system tbh
im talking bout in general how we always have our heads poking over the cover
New Horus model, banana for scale
Yes my child. The rats will rule all.
Heh
Happy holidays from the trenches!

Yo anyone got some good tutorials on how to do 40k In TTS
Not anything specific but I’m certain YouTube will have options.
I’m using tortoise currently
But his playlist is missing some videos
And it’s half hard to be like these are core rules then not knowing how to deploy kek
So wait sorry are you trying to learn how to play 40K?
Or are you trying to set it up in TTS?
Alright well I do have stuff for actually learning how to play 40K.
That other one….. good luck with the turtle.
Me and friend want to try the tabletop but also jot spend 19 billion GW bucks for a 1000 point army
as long as it’s not time sensitive information (exact wording of models rules and model stats) they are good teachers. This is for the current edition.
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The toy soldiers get expensive
Can’t believe 10th has been going on for 2 years now….
Anywho. Hope that helps.
Oh right one important thing!
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The what
If you mean points per unit I just use a army build site that then auto scripts it into table top simulator
Theres downloadable PDFs
Ooooh
One of them contains points, one of them contains errata’s.
Just a thing to know about to double check things.
If the website you have does that already, groovy.
What’s a errata?
Changing wording, rules, or stats.
Essentially these were physical published books. Due to balancing decisions those books now contain false information.
The PDF tells you what it should currently say.
Ah new recruit just lets you build the army and its weapons and stats are already in there then the 40k army mod for TTS just uses a script to give the model you selected all that data
Example:
Ah yeah.
Ah yea all those get loaded into them and I can view it all
Just need stuff to explain the funny words
Keywords you can find in the core rules cause there’s like 20+ of them, and I ain’t got time for that.
So be it!
Yea if I got the pdfs I can slowly nip at them
To this day I don’t remember what the “Smoke” keyword does.
Like everyone does with a rule book no one reads the entire thing just very specific sections when they need to
I think it means my nidd it’s hitting a sick joint.
I mean.
I read everything at least once
The issue is I only retained how to find the information
Not what it was.
I’ll skim the parts I need
Oh and to note if you’re confused about something and can’t find the answer feel free to ping me and I’ll try to figure it out.
I’m going the funny gold people and the guard
Yea
Why I asked here cause I know atleast 1 person in this chat plays tabletop most likely in some form
And I’m far to lazy to join a whole new discord and meet up with some random to have them walk me threw a game
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God my army suuuuuccckkkksssss this editionnnnnnn.
Tyranids why
Why did we have to be the big bad?
Being the big bad is always the worst fate of a Xenos player because the first non good guy spacie codex always is terribleeeee
Lmao
OH NOW THAT LOADS
i still need to try custodes in that dawn of war mod
It’s fun
i only do it cause i know the group i play with will never enable it for space marines
cause you know they dont want to be landslided
You know it won’t ever be played unless you set the ai to play it
yeh granted its funny daemon hunters just gets a psi titan
yeh i dont normally play it on my own cause eck excessive memeage but they started playing it so i got it
im usually apocalyze or crusible
no seriously what the hell with some of the factions i tried in unification cause they were full meme and why for some of there stuff
emperors children can get primaris with jetpacks and gatling and you can only get them by harvesting dead bodies like dark eldar
and they arent even super special either and you need to harvest more to even reinforce them
no meter either for them so i dont even know if i have enough until it just lets me buy them
Uni is good and bad
i still need to get round to getting back apocalyze and crusible once i know they have properly implimented it into definitive and after waiting a bit after
cause i like those versions better
Better balanced
also feels like there just focusing too hard on new factions and not the main ones
Also didn’t they say they aren’t going to the DE
i dont mind chaos marines being basic cause of how all the other chaos factions work but necrons is kinda lacking too
i remember in crusible and apocalyze you could just straight up upgrade all your infantry to be stronger not just warriors
Yea the dozens of researches
oh no necrons were still basic for researches but at least theirs actually effectived everything not just a singular thing and nothing else
ok i think apocalyze was going to definitive from what im reading not sure bout crusible yet
I remember crucible devs saying they don’t like definitive and said they will never port and actually even suggested against buying it
Also apocalypse does have a DE version of their mod up btw
yeh i saw that crusible im not sure yet but i have been seeing it mentioned as if it was working but i havent fully looked into it yet
probably till after my group dies down when they are ever done with unification
cause i love my crusible/apocalypse aeonic orb burning an entire region
apparently unification aeonic orb seems very weak
granted i was melting baneblade tanks
I just remembered them having a extremely negative view on the definitive edition
but someone fired it at an imperial titan and the orb didnt do much
but i was assuming its shields were helping protect it
also why i feel there neglecting the base factions a bit
Like the Easter egg of a farseer could jsut be a frieren model is funny and in imperial guard squads Roy can get the felnids
though chaos marines does seem fine so far to me cause well its nice to have something basic for chaos while they still get stuff
Then they kept doing more memes
i told my store guy bout how i was playing world eaters though fun the chaos lord was talking bout hating the khorne flakes joke
AT LEAST THEY CAN MAKE PRIMARIS WITH OUT EXTREME ISSUE TOO!
i only need to make a special lord then BAM i can pump them out but emperors children one is so weirdly complicated and hard to see if im ready to make them or not
this is why i say if your adding units just stick with the reqisition. power, and relic point system
adding more just causes issues
Yo @dense isle how does strategic reserves work is it just the half of the army that I didn’t want to play turn 1 I can deploy in my deployment zone during my second turn and so on?
its a little bit more than your deployment zone IIRC.....
hold on lemme. lemme find the rulebook
okay yeah so strategic reserves is kinda like worse deep strike although available to all units. you can set up up to 6" away from any board edge and must be at least 9" (horizontally) from any enemy units. additionally you cannot set up in the enemies deployment zone.
Ok cool
and you can do it in at the reinforcements setp of your movement phase (which I think is the end?) second battle round onwards.
Wanted to ask because I know you allowed to not put your whole army in on turn 1 so was curious how it worked
yeah. 25% of your army max.
most of the time its really not worth it. but theres some edge cases where you might want it.
Yes it’s movement then deep strike/reinforcement from what I’ve seen
my core armies dont have a ton of deep strikers or strategic reserve uses so I dont know the rules very well myself.
I as custodes so 100% hold back all my custodian guard and just deploy dreadnoughts
you could. theoretically. maybe.
All I know is space marines can deep strike everything
for the most part yeah
yall have a lot of deep strikers
which follows different rules from strat res.
better rules
well ish. depending. edge cases and what not.
oh right and if you dont use them by the final battle round those units are DEAD.
oh no wait I forgot an important thing sorry
in battle round 3+ its 6 inches from any board edge, including your opponents DZ now.
(prior 9 inches from enemy models still applies)
Here’s the page I’m literally reading from if you need more.
Thank
Also I assume the faction pack PDFs that GW lets you download aren’t completely up to date
Just making this assumption because GW are greedy
that is a good assumption.
it may or may not be true but to be completely honest if its not the field manual or the erattas it is best to assume that stuff is probably not current.
*if the faction has a codex
if the faction doesnt have a codex their online stuff is their only rules so that will be up to date.
It is tempting to buy a actual faction codex just because I think a pdf of that isn’t as expensive as their drugs
lore accurate tyberos
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tww3: just bought the skaven DLC
my fucking ratling gunners just arent shooting
what the hell man
ack
tried againm
got it working
They are direct fire ranged units if a friendly unit is blocking them they won’t fire, and if they are below a hill also won’t fire
They also are just weird and sometime won’t shoot until super close anyway
The Ratling Gunners obviously just had some stage fright.
yea i figured that eventually bash ahha
Tww3 has some weird ai issues that just will never be fixed
still annoying
anyway Im totally diggin tww3
Nice
This is false. Skaven ranged weapon units ignore friendly presence when checking for targets.
No they don’t
Their artillery yes
Yes they do. Ratling Gunners will happily shoot other Skaven in the back.
Warp fire throwers rattling and jezlocks do not
I mainly know this as just did skaven game with a friend and his units refused to shoot through his slave wall
I do know they are meant to ignore that flag
But again weird issues in sphagetti game
That’s some bugged units then, as Skaven are supposed to always ignore friendlies when shooting.
I think it’s just a bug in general
As it was a consistent thing though the whole campaign
Lore accurate Skaven just see more targets, not friendlies.
Yea but this is game
And I know some people don’t like the skaven shooting their own unit mechanic
nah my ratlings arent shooting in the back either
And the in game Skaven are supposed to act lore accurately, it’s literally supposed to be a design feature for the Skaven.
Seems it’s gone now though
Then a recent patch probably broke the silly rat-things to make them not shoot other silly rat-things.
I wouldn’t be surprised if it was on purpose
I know in 2 their was a button to click that made any missile ignore friendly fire, and skaven by default had it toggled to off, but in 3 it’s not a button
Cause I only remember skaven doing it in 2 their few times I saw them in 3 the friendly fire wasn’t as bad and they got obstructed more, I also personally don’t like playing skaven I like dwarfs and orcs
Because in 3 it was made that the default was to ignore. The silly rat-things in 3 were always meant to be ignoring friendly presence.
Any time they weren’t firing was supposed to be due to some other blocker, like aim angle line of sight.
I.E.: Ratling Gunners trying to shoot through a hill.
Since Ratling Gunners aren’t allowed to aim up.
Who knows
I’m just going with it’s been patched away since 3
Also ratlings are great anti air btw
Ratling gunners are the perfect unit. Only us Ratlings. Death to all. Hail the great horned rat!
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That’s more horrifying than normal.
@tiny pike you get to suffer this visage as well.
FAT
I kind of want to see washed versions of other nurgle units
Cleansed Marines
now im imagining a rolse-reversal AU of 40k where the 4 chaos gods are the Quadrumvirate ruling the imperium and Emps is the Chaos God
but the 4 are like
inverted
So Nurgle is cleanliness, Slaanesh is Chasteness, Tzeentch is faithfulness, Khorne is... hm
khorne is budda?
put those skulls back where you found them, be content with the skull you already possess :p
heh
Khorne would be restraint, in such an AU.
no Tzeentch is still knowledge. just. productive uses of it rather than insanity.
I mean also Slaanesh is already Chasteness, excessive amounts of it.
WELCOME TO THE CHAOS GODS. THEY ALL ALREADY REPRESENT THEIR OWN MIRRORS! AHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAH!
Except for Khorne. Khorne’s thing prevents him from being able to represent his mirror, since his mirror wouldn’t have the blood flow.
Nurgle is a clean slate for life to regrow, to be reborn in a new grander image.
and Khorne is a zen master of the battlefield. a tactical genius at heart. an honorable soul.
okay yeah the blood will still flow.
but it flows with grace and fluidity, rather than with gore and rampage.
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An anti-Khorne would have his followers killing with as little bloodshed as possible, doing things like snapped necks and other methods of permanent paralysis for the “lucky” survivors.
yeah. Khorne cant really represent his mirror very well because of the whole blood and skulls thing. but he represents the honorable aspects of warfare alongside the violence and bloodshed.
everyone else though can represent their mirror as they're less specced into specific thematics.
Heh
videogame idea: 40k Titanfall, with T'au mecha Vs Imperial Knights
throw in some eldar wraithknights too
so thats called Titanicus, it was a board game, and then GW never gave it any actual support.
I did say videogame
I believe that is called a skill issue
that it is indeed.
lol
Honestly great idea shame GW hates money and their customers
Also doesn’t titanicus not have 10e rules yet?
Titanicus isn't 40k
sorry lemme be more clear
Titanicus is its OWN miniatures game
Yes
Hmmmm
they have a "new" HH box though. (2018)
I’ll see if TTS has anything for it Kek
Also doesn’t the imperium only have like 10 titan models
Direwolf warhound warlord then the 2 emperor class titans
And the 3 before them have like 2-4 variants
Psytitans exist as well but they fall under warlord
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
true titan titans?
I think imperium and chaos have like.... 3-4 each? of which.... 2 are playable in 40k?
I say playable as in "you could bring this in a 2K point game"
the funny thing is I dont really keep track of the titan models line because uhhhh. nobody ever uses them.
Warhound is best you get
yeah
Yea it’s kinda dumb to involve it in normal matches
It’s just to much dakka for reasonable play
Make it accurate unkillable
Make it balanced no one would want to spend all 3000 points on 1 models to jsut have it munched by 2 shadow swords
now if you DO want to play with titans and all the big silly stuff that 40K doesnt get to play with there is a table top game you can play, Legions Imperialis. its basically like true war game times. your models arent individual dudes, they're whole units, tanks, IMPERATOR TITANS.
https://www.warhammer.com/en-US/legions-imperialis-lp
if you have more money than sense heres GWs storefront on it.
I say this as someone glancing at it from the sidelines going "I mean that would be a really cool model to have......"
GW doesn’t get my money for models
Not to be rude but I think their prices are WAY to high
Some I get
Like the titan and knight models I can understand those be hundreds
Those are huge
like okay, heres the starter set for Legion Imperialis.
theres two wardogs. two whole ass wardogs.
warhound*
not dog
dog ist the knight
yeah buying single models is a suckers game. its. eugh.
Smaller warhound
Also honestly I see the appeal of legions but unfortunately I doubt it’s popular because I don’t know how many places would run it competitively
No I’m aware those are warhounds
I thought you meant dire wolfs weren’t real Kek
Also wardog is a chose armorer
oh lol no.
well.... uhhh.... somewhere..... probably......
I still don’t understand how people can buy like 500 dollars worth of models the. Like 200 worth of paint
I could never
Somewhere does most likely but it’s most likely small and a local area thing
Also if a 2000 point game takes 4 hours
okay the paint I dont get but the models are. well.
look unless you own a 3d printer, or know someone who does, its. eugh.
if you're lucky.
A legions game would be DAYS
nah.
still takes about 4-6 hours
sometimes less
different scale means different numbers means different optimizations.
Honestly the only time I’d buy a model is if I could get them pre painted THEN they would get my mild consideration
I can’t paint
I mean neither can I but its very relaxing.
Not good at art
And if I spend 300 on a model I’d get Madge at my self for it not looking good Kek
I mean. fair enough.
I've personally hit the point where I just. I mean Im worried about screwing up but I also stopped liking having grey guys on the table.
I dunno.
Difference of preference
I like these miniature games for the whole aspects, and I get that there are those like who who are there for the gameplay itself.
I like making little toy soldiers and rolling number cubes. its all part of the joy.
on the topic of who runs LI, my local game store has a couple a guys who like it but theres nowhere near enough for a competitive scene. but Im certain it has events and people who like it. you just need to find it.
I mean it got big reveals and updates just this yea.... last year so. maybe one day it will hit mainstream.
Oh yea played like 2 half games and it’s good fun
Also it’s a god send that the 40k people basically automated the process of building and scripting a army
Very nice
We are on deeply different spectrums of the 40k scene, and I just. I find this very funny.
its interesting to have a hobby where the bredth of enjoyers is so wide.
(part of the fun of 40k for me is going "what toughness is that? okay so thattle be a 4+...." etc etc.)
the funny plastic is too expensive.
its. its gross.
It’s just I know I can’t give it the respect it deserves because of imperial greed
Oh if you mean the dice and math and all that I agree
as an enjoyer, as someone who is in too deep, as a hooked core audience member with the sunk cost fallacy dripping out of my orifices, the funny plastic has gotten too expensive.
It truly has
It’s funny seeing GWs 40k prices being like near the hundreds
Then looking at SW legions and seeing a ATAT at like 120
if my brain doesnt feel like its oozing out of my ears by the end of a match, I didn't do enough dice math.
Or 200
You own tabletop sim?
nah.
Damn
its kinda funny how Im like the one person left that doesnt own it.
Heh
I just got it specifically for 40k
Because it lets me bypass the price tag
And also now me and friends can play other funny board games

its also based in 30k for all the info stuff like factions to choose from etc
zombies in the unification mod are funny
also the description just outright lies and says there cheap when there the most expensive starting unit in the death guard roster
Is there an actual way to check whether a missile unit can shoot over friendly melee
in tww3
googling says toggling fire at will off/on or manual targeting can get them to start firing but the ai appears to be a menace about it
or reajusting their formation :p
hooollllyy
thats a slaughter
literally to the last man
this guy just declared war on me and is apparently super OP
Not really unfortunately kinda just a thing you know
Throgg the funny troll man
he kicked my ass
how the hell
lol
what faction
also your playing chaos something, you dont get to have a economy
that isnt fueled by war and raiding
honestly ive been getting ten turns into a dozen different campaigns, getting my butt kicked, and trying a different one
shoot them
yeah Its just a fucking stalemate i guess
time to start building trenches and dig under them 😛
Yea sometimes in that situation you need to hit them in so form to make them move
I used the Calvary to force activate their ai Kek
I sent my pistol cavalry (what a wacky unit) to provoke em
Works to
Also if you haven’t noticed some factions and lords are just better then other and some are just bad
Daniel is one of those lords who’s firmly sits in the “he’s ok” category
Oh you don’t know the joke
No name demon prince
The one you get to name if you choose in lord select
Think his faction is demons of chaos or something
Yea Daniel is kinda ass
He only gets kinda strong at the very end of the game
If you want power fantasy your lords are ungrim, archaeon, kholek, and a few others like dechalla and vlad
are those the top tier ones?
Yes
The ones I can confirm can solo your entire game are ungrim and archeon
Ungrim gets damage resistance 50% with just his unique gear and can get another 20 form a cheap rune, and nonstop health regeneration from 300 oath gold and beer
Archeon is just barrier regen, strong melee, and has one of the best spell list in the game, and with all his gear just can’t die
Dechalla is a new one she’s good because she can use two weapons and by default is just a infantry blender can’t solo the world like those two but definitely will carry fights
theres many other lords that are good like vlad whose gear doesnt by default make them one man shows, but their passive buffs and such to units make their personal army good
think helmann gorche can just make zombies unkillable with his skill tree, his mount, and the 4-5 researches that buff them
like you just cant lose it will take 40 minutes minumum but you will win
also tamurkhan is one of the most annoying lords i have ever fought
at least its not the wild hunt storming in and roflstomping your army because you were slightly too close to a tree.
gad damned trees. evil things.
evil.
wood elve are also annoying
manlets btfo
song:
Rats by Ghost
yeah reasonable.
He big
Ork Factz
I love ork facts
Just wonder when the ork book will come out that talks about the orks fighting angron because of him killing yarrik
never
Well never because Angron didn’t kill him
And the orks are (for some reason) not upset over his death
Because the writers are hacks
to be fair i dont even think the legend of yarrick is as prevalent as people think among the orks
just the orks who fought at armageddon and any orks that spread from armageddon
cause seriously its spread through word of mouth as are all stories amongst the orks from Runtherds
balls.
lol cathayans from 5000 miles away demanded i give them money'
I said no and they declared war
sure ok good luck getting here
through the ongoing ork waaagh
this is partly why im going to be enjoying both dawn of war 4 and total war 40k
one for small scale endless battle in a single engagement and the other for grand scale warfare
now we just need an age of empire esque fantasy or age of sigmar game
istfg, its impossible to make enemies come to you. The only valid strategy is charge recklessly
would be funny if there was a taunt ability with commanders so they could just force an ai enemy to come to you
Hah, I just got Total War too, I really should actually play it
ive mostly been insane and playing skirmish here and there and probably only finally fully go wild with it when most or all of the DLC is out cause ive been slowly buying it as it came out
you only need DLC to play as a faciton
cause you never know excluding bretonnia ill probably play any of them from pure whim
also its warhammer i like warhammer
and i will froth at the mouth if they ever finally released the rest of the beastmen characters
i want my moonclaw
but yeh chaos my beloved
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yo holy shit, Malum Caedo?
they didn't kill him off screen like Chairon?
if its off screen it didnt happen
and if it was on screen 50% chance it didnt happen.
he got better
he literally got fridged in some random book as an offhanded "and this mission happened and ALL your faves from space marine died"
its so dumb
my pet theory is that writer thinks vidyagames are stupid and has some bone to pick so he chose the popular game characters to be his expendables
Honestly who knows.
Games Workshops track record with good and bad writers is a MESS.
Like it’s
It’s not even a coin flip
It’s some arbitraged nightmare
frankly I expect that absolute hack's one paragraph to be retconned the instant Space Marine 3 drops
cuz yes
I mean if we’re retconning paragraphs there’s one I care about a little bit more.
he killed them in ONE paragraph
Behold: The horus heresy stroryline after like the 3rd or 4th book
The stupid bloody nonsense they did to the greyknights.
“We’ll force the emperor back on the throne”
Buddy. BUDDY. By reading and agreeing with that note you signed your own death warrant by blank backed Goldies.
Like it
I just
No. There is no such final order.
The stupidest paragraph I have EVER READ outside of that one tyranid book that doesn’t exist
*in warhammer lore
I’ve not read those but I’ll believe you. I was more thinking about the actual nightmarish hell known as the demonculaba.
It’s legitimately worse than Made in Abyss. And that’s. Hoooooooooooh.
“What’s the demonculaba”
Well 1: you don’t wanna know.
But 2 if you do: ||chaos spacies had demons rape humans to try and create more of themselves among other horrific things.||
And it
It goes into detail for some reason
That writer…. Eugh. He had issues.
Very much so
Actually wait. Idea.
It’s the terminus decree because the emperor wanted Cassius Beli to terminate the GKs.
Casus beli?
Reason to war.
casus belli
Thank you.
Mayhaps
its mainly why i focus on all the campaign and codex material more to be honest
It’s why I try to pretend everything not on necromunda is fanfiction. Necromunda lore is really good.
cause people always talking bout stuff and im forced to be "what book what page?" cause fuck trying to find info in novels when in discussions
its like twitter and reddit people always ready to believe the word of a stranger
baffles me
It lets me pick and choose the bits I like.
i get most of my lore from tubermans like bricky
I mean I already did that but this gives my brain an easy shortcut.
Fair. I get mine through codexes and osmosis.
para i still remember doing this
when a friend of mine brought up the ima tank thing as if it was genuine lore
the what tank
bricky made up a story in one of his videos bout guard just holding a gun and saying bang and an ork dies
then the orks in the story just picked up some other orks and kept saying ima tank and it worked
but it was all made up and people started spreading it as fact
basically its a major player in making things worse with the "ork belief power"
It was a joke about ork belief that got a life of its own.
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Story about Imperial Guard soldiers using orkish power of belief against the Orks with uh, mixed results.
Ork belief can do a lot but. Not that much.
cause the waagh fields main purpose is literally to make orks more aggressive and make all there odd boyz go wild with inspiration
The best and worst apart about warhammer is thar all the stories are effectively just “short” stories that play into the wider narrative, it sucks because writers dont communicate just get told write a book then ends up in this infinite cycle if retcons and horrible writing when a author doesnt know how to handle the characters they were given and just kills those ones off
hence mekboyz go wild and make guns tanks and ships and they go space traveling to war
Ork belief is really just human belief given to silly green guys who luv to foight.
And human belief created and maintains the stock market. :P
Yeahhhhhhh
same circumstances as star wars EU
it was funny cause i literally recited the ork codex on the ork waaagh field mainly made orks riled up and i was getting downvoted hard, i even said this was from the ork codex material
at least i knew how many people actually didnt read ork material based on the downvotes
Again
video games still actually teach you stuff though to be honest
probly the most accessible way to get into warhammer
truly 100% cannon of orc psyic powers
yea trying to do IRL tabletop warhammer is financially just not a good idea since a 2000 point army is like $400-1000 depending on faction
so playing the games or just using tabletop sim is your best bet to not spend a mortgage amount of money on this
If you want to play with golden men you can play for as little as like. 150. Ish.
+tax
2k points no shot
Yes shot.
1k maybe
thats a patrol
ok i can believe that if its exclusively infantry
Basically that and bikers.
Sorry I forgot about price increases and how GW prices things
Basically though, as long as it’s not generic vehicles, you can build most Custodes lists of your dreams for fairly cheap at MSRP.
Don’t buy at MSRP though. Find eBay listings, Facebook marketplace, an LGS with a discount, Xmas value boxes, etc.
Anywho yeah that’s the cheap end. Other armies are. Well. Uhhhhh.
Good luck.
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Good video on the topic
yeaaa
warhammer tabletop is expensive and uh
Honestly I dont see myself enjoying painting all the minis
so ive never looked much into it
same why i tried Tabletop sim
I like the building and painting
I wonder if you can run a custodes army with a stormlord or other baneblade as a allied unit
Hmmmm
Has anyone ever written a 40k x Age of Sigmar Crossover?
I feel like someone must have, right?
undoubtedly exists on fanfic websites
The Skaven, most likely
Best you get officially is totally not kaldor draigo almost soloing the end times to save the old world
50% casualties
decisive victory
Ahh, skaven
no we did lose a single ratling gunner, and for that, we will not stop until their crops are mulched and their cities are ash.
I mean we were gonna do that anyways buuuuuttttt......
ah okie fair enough
One of the Ratling Gunners did stub their toe, though, so we should still mulch their crops and ash their cities. :P
Behold! The 500 worlds of ultramar!
as an aside I don’t think GW knows how to count.
Mmm yes, 500 worlds
Lmao
second attempt at skaventide is going much better
beat up a dumb french idiot who thought she could bully me and Settra is making diplomacy with me
I think I solved the econ problems I had last time
and im sending some rats on a crosscontinental expedition
well well
Settra loves my crazy rats
Setra? Enjoying something that’s not himself?!
See the +74 relation score
Damn
I'm helping him win a war against the carstein vampire counts in not-africa
Ahhh yeah. Those guys suck.
Finally got around the painting the Warhammer open model I have
Apparently my skaven are not immune to their own plagues
Of course they aren't. No good Skaven science-rat would make plagues that don't affect everything.
its not even the science rat making the plagues
its some random hobo rat coughing up phlegm over some stirring pot
Doing very important science by coughing over that stirring pot.
glory to the skaven over-empire
RATS MUCHLY GOOD YES YES!
https://gizmodo.com/games-workshop-ai-ban-warhammer-40k-2000709643
Jamison Workshopington doing something actually good for once. (the headline is a bit fantastical but TLDR: GW is being cautious of running headlong into AI, and have for now banned its use in anything related to the company.)
(for now is the bit of phrasing Im worried about, but, at least they arent jumping right into the deep end.)
Wow
Im genuinely impressed
John warhammer actually had some intelligence and desire for money left
A meme on the matter that I found.
Incredibly rare James Workshop W
I still dont want to give them the W but i know of they dont get good praise from this they wont learn
Yeah
Credit where it's due, I won't be a total pessimist
Naw they deserve the W from this one
Like Vegeta says in the meme: It's a new feeling.
But it's definitely a deserved one.
honestly his got a nice helmet
did you just make that?
and custodes for horus heresy
nah stole it from another discord.

