#stardew-valley
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Scout if ur gonna use a hammer or dagger. Fighter if you'll use a sword
nope cause that's where the far right nuts go. anyway
didn't mean to go off topic again
Again
wait, which one is scout
YOOOOO I JUST GOT AN AWESOME NEWS
Scout is crit based something
Tomorrow i got a free day off from school 
Increases chance for crit hit iirc
I think fighter is better if you use swords
yep, gotta be fair here, I do do that a lot 
u probably go scout just so u can get acrobatic to spam the ability more
Yes
Wooo
ohh okay so that one would be good for daggers cause they have a high critical rate
Especially with the desperado or whatever it's called.
But it also builds towards acrobat, which makes the special ability of hammers faster to spam
yes yes! the perk
or was it acrobat? time to consult the wiki
Okie dokie!
thank you back 
Desperado is the one related to crit iirc
Acrobat is less cd for special move
Hammer spam 
I havent found any hammer yet
HAM BAM BAM
okay so it's like this: scout on level 5 leads you to a choice of either acrobat or desperado
that's a pretty straightforward way to get the purple shorts next to our name
Ruhi, you pickled a what
acrobat cuts special moves countdown in half, whereas desperado makes critical strikes twice as strong

Wait isn't there a thing that makes critikal strikes lethal?
Or am I thinking of another game?
Probs another game
i tried pulling him out of the jar but he just didn't want to come out
that's desperado I think
wiki says: critical strikes are deadlier but also 2x critical strike damage
so ig it depends on the enemy?
I wonder what relates desperado to lewis's short
Yeahhh i was thinking that it might just be it's description
I think it was just a coincidence but don't quote me on it
xD
ig makes critical hits deal twice what they did normally
I honestly don't bother with daggers or crits
yea I just sword spam
found this
itβs never failed me before no reason to abandon it
I figure it out
I just HAM π₯ BAM π₯ BAM π₯
Desperate - for marnie
Reckless - for leaving his shorts
Criminal - using town's funds for personal purpose
woah
damn there is a post cc weapon that makes it so crits deal 10 times the damage of a regular hit if you have desperado
ooo good one 
double meaning

and base crit chance of 10%
that's way too good
Why that pumpkin on the top gotta protest 
so 15% with scout and then other even more post cc stuff
So figther if im begginig then?
i would say pick fighter tbh because better than relying on crits 
It's protesting because it may have missed one day of watering
fighter is the most consistent option I believe
especially if your main weapons are swords
I just switch to acrobat later if i feel like being a hammer user
yeah!!!
Good harvest though
nice 
Yas! Get your pumpkeroonies!
Do I sell all or keep some for the fair
I'd keep a few gold star ones unless you want to pickle them or turn them into juice for more profit
Uhh keep one gold star pumpkin for the fair
one in the highest quality should be enough for the fair if you have other items, the main thing about the fair is variety
All I got is a mayonnaise machine
no problem, then I'd sell all but one or two gold quality
Gonna keep 3 just to be safe
if you want to woo abigail, gold quality pumpkins are good gifts (just as an fyi)
Need 5 gold quality for the community center.
fact, that's a good point
good thing you mentioned it cause it's one of the more annoying bundles
Agreed.
even though you only need three out of the four possible crops it still requires planning
I accidentally grabbed 5 gold quality cauliflowers instead of parsnips for that bundle
Idk why
Should I just plant something quick for money? Day 14 of fall rn
You also have time for more pumpkins too tbh
3 fairy rose for the honey
At least parsnips are cheap, so it's possible to go back and grow those.
or 2 idk
3 what now for the what now
Nah it was the end of spring when i realized
fairy rose honey sells for alot. Go plant sum but dont pick it up
I wanted year 1 green house so i grew the melons, corn, and pumpkins for the bundle instead
Bummer!
Nearby flowers affects what kind of honey you get from beehouses
if it helps, you can check profitability here: https://stardewvalleywiki.com/Crops#Fall_Crops
Checked a similar site earlier
along with other info such as how long each takes to grow, etc
You can plant a fairy rose or two to boost those beehouses
Do you need more than one flower? Or is one sufficient?
eggplants are actually quite decent considering they take 5 days to grow 
One flower can affect multiple beehouses. I just don't remember the range
Purple bananas
That's good to know. I didn't realize they had a range, too.
stupid embeds, here
Lmaoo it's fine
kind of!
true, even though it's confusing af
I was pretty sure they're a vegetable in culinary
Yep
Speak of the devil...
Wineeee!
it's a bit worse than potatoes
it's okay xp-wise I believe
for money
ohh lol, ignore pls
Why does the game seem to move slower as soon as fall comes around
I think it became way slower at around winter
interesting question, what's your favourite season?
It's prolly cause I have more energy to do shite after clearing out 90% of my farm plot and not having anything to do but fish and water crops
Fall by far, have not had winter yet but I love the festival
And at winter u cant water crops, so its only fish xD
Does the wiki say which crops give the most xp? Or does the type not matter?
Dis is why I want the ||greenhouse|| so I can water crops during winter lmao (altho by that time I might be rich enough for sprinklers
Probably yea, quality sprinkler is relatively cheap
cool! fall is great for profits
I was wondering whether it's linked to theory of relativity, as in it's possible that your feeling of the game being slow is linked to having gone past your favourite season (that's just a thought I had)
"relatively cheap" bro it costs refined quartz I don't even know how to get refined quartz
I think it's just I have more energy and I'm not sleep at 10 AM
Either put a broken cd/broken glasses on recycling machine, or put 1 quartz in a furnace
So yeah, cheap
that's most probably it and i'm over complicating things tbh
Oh OK,. Now I just need to get deep enough for gold
@cobalt hare thanks!
no problem!
I wish those star tokens from the festival didn't have a cap I I could just keep gambling
it makes sense cause otherwise some people might get stuck in a loop of gambling their tokens away
the game is addictive on purpose so there must be a cap
I wanna make a mod that replaces each seasonal event with Stardew valley fair
True
But the jellies 
On second thought I'll spare my pile of sand that I call a brain the pain of figuring out modding
Mid event tbh
which one do i pick
Winter got some of the best events
miner imo
And sdv fair got useless after the first one
True, I bought everything in the shop
Miner imo, maybe gems if you're into those
I want more of the rarecrow tho I like turnip head from howls moving castle
Geologist are useful if you like selling gems, also a lot of gems are a loved gift for villagers
miner is very helpful early to mid game to late game even if you're doing a lot of crafting
Yeah
but it depends on your goals/play style
I don't actually go into the mines unless it's a good luck day, probably why I'm poor on everything
ur bio is hard to read
Who's
yours
Hi hi
Helloo
Wdym it's easy to read
o/
SDV sheep make me a happy woman

Baa a a a
goats make me happy
mee hh hh hh h
Goat lovers π€ Sheep lovers
I haven't had the joy of owning a barn animal yet, personally think the trouble of having to feed one kinda mid
bahs and mehs
B a a a a
M e e e e h
What's the best name for a cow
Future Burger
I already have to water my crops + collect my mushies but add in feeding petting and watering animals it'd be too much for me I think
I spent 80% of my copper and iron on sprinklers in the 1st year ngl
If you get a pig name it Chris P. Bacon
Oh god-
Oh I will
my bio is just basic info
You don't have to give barn animals water. And with a little planning, you can get to a point where they just feed themselves if you have enough grass.
My bio is an invitation
THERES NO SHEEP EMOTE
I'm a Boring person + I have people on my friends list I converse with regularly who don't know I'm a transbian and I would prefer it that way as they aren't the most considerate people
I was just aying that's why my bio is a random copypasta
π
why sdv server have no sheep emote
Coz sheep sucks
SHEEP HAVE HORNS?
I've never noticed IRL sheep having horns and being. Kiwi I see em regularly
Maybe that's a goat?
That's called rams
Shaun the sheep feels like a child-friendly version of footrot flats
Interesting. Learned something new.
"Rams are male sheep with big, curved horns"
They meant the iconic aries one
Those are called rams
this motherfucker
Petition for discord to change π to π
also i got 9 starfruits do i plant them
That's why fences are a thing
im aries and i love rams
Smh
Using wooden fences smh
Lmao
Its fucking annoying to get in and out
dont call ur chickens a motherfucker 
Broo u can get so much more use out of those sprinklers
Use a gate
put fences, basic
Bruh
this too
where do i go to get the well made
BRUH IM USING GATES
sell him to teach him a lesson
Its more harder doing gates
or dont feed him for a day
i just noticed that
Then not annoying to get in and out of, simple.
Skill issue
what? i played on mobile and its not hard
Same
Omg looking at the pic makes me feel emotional pain
Did u use the joystick n buttons control mode?
It makes me feel many pain
π the fucking controls
Cringe so hard
joysticks doesnt
Its impossible to use gates with touch controls
Use the joystick one lmao
i will use it.
yea thereβs a specific mobile control scheme which makes it so much easier
i am starting to regret sending that one pic
ok so mobile player is angry about chickens getting out but refuse to use fences and gates? im so confused what
im out befote it gets worse
I got a recipie for a farm computer btw? Wth is a dwarven thingymebop (I forgot the second word in it)
@zinc jacinth a little tip from a fellow mobile players
I use joystick buttons and tap to move
And also use wooden fences
i use invisible joystick hehe
You get the whole package
I use joystick & buttons, but i also use the "toggle to switch control" one
I just play in mnk, simple fix.
robin is in the top mountains so just go upwards
in your walls
Ribob
Robeen
Robbed
Robib
Rob in
what do i say to robin when i get there
Apologize.
What do you need?
a well
"Divorce your husband please"
Go there and nicely ask her for a well.
Bro down bad wants to marry demetrius π π π
Or "Let me marry your son"
Or "Tell demetrius to actually took care of sebastian"
If you feed the rat he will never leave.
what should you do with a dinosaur egg cuz i donated it to the museum
what
Incubate it...
Put it in the incubator
Hatch it duh
It's very rare.
too bad gunther has his hands on it now
Donating it is a sadge move.
anime character as a stardew character
VIOLET!!!
I don't see it tbh
MY FAVOURITE ANIME!!!
i dontated it π
The hair need to be longer
can i get another one?
bloom into you is the best anime
what happens when i incubate it
fight me
Yeah but most of the time her hair is tied in a way that it looks short
It's rare to get from artifact spots in the mountains and fishing chests.
you get ||a dinosaur||
You can but it's rare
More dino eggs.
What do you think a dinosaur egg hatch to
facepalm
Violet evergarden has the best story ever.
And the best premise.
And not that rent a gf type MC.
not like you read yagakimi lmao
Incubate eggplant to get plants 
Fair
I want to recreate a character in sdv but the personalization choice is way too limited
Who would you recreate?
||amogus||
Is there chika dress in stardew?
I'll try recreating biden next
Does anyone know if that guy who sells the Mermaid pendant ever shows up during winter
Damn.
He can if you use a rain totem to make it rain, otherwise not.
I have so many characters, too many to say
It cannot rain in winter naturally.
π
But I'm pretty sure I can't 
what was the chapter where the MCs did the thing
Get fucked, Pierre.
if sam gets a headband im sure he'll look like naruto
Where they did what?
nvm 
Bruh what?
Serves you right
Better believe it.
i am a big fan of the indie hit 2017 game Stardew Valley, developed by ConcernedApe
Do it 50 times and he is crushed
haley best i'd say
I just got an ||ancient seed|| from those cursed bugs down the mines
so uhm is there any way to get spring crops after spring has ended ? i need them for the cc cause i forgot to put some crops in 
Nicee!!
No
Understandable, have a great day
Betcha he's using our products on his grange
best opinion
Noo sadly. Maybe by planting mixed seeds in garden pots inside but I don't know if you get seasonal plants or not.
hey guys, whats stardew valley? 
A game
never heard of it
Like the beverage?
Uhh a game made by an ape
probably, but doesnt sound good as a drink
ah okay, would it be smarter to restart my file entirely (i havent made much progress either way so it wouldnt hurt me too much) or just wait for next spring ?
It sounds kinda dirty.
A game where you sacrifice everything for profit friendship
Probably beer style
i should try it
There is no need to restart since there isn't a specific goal you need to achieve in a specific timeframe.
L opinion i think
I think he's a bit concerned tho
alr, tysm : )
100%.
It is, no need to think
"emotw"
Lets not bully the newcomers for having opinion tho xD
Its an emote on another server
True
do anyone like pierre ?
shush everybody makes typos if u dont then your farm probably stinks
No
good pierre is a scammer
None
We hate pierre and we hate Clunt and we hate Lewis.
Ohh lol, he's talkin bout the typo
No but his wife's nice
Don't forget Morris too
we also hate all of joja dont we ?
pirrie and clunt and mayer luwis is bad π‘π‘
Morris β€οΈ β€οΈ β€οΈ
Where tf are the mayors short?
Is that a typo for Clint's name? Cause it's be unfortunate if it's an attempt to dodge the censor.
||they are in marnie's room||
||Marnie bedroom||
||marnie's room||
Yeah, if people are trying to call Clint a certain c-word that is censored, then that's not great.
Thanks guys
Everyone calling him that 
Oh sorry, at first it was my typo then i kinda got used to it and maybe ajem too
we could just call him clent you know
Clank?
sureee
Clownt
Consider calling him something a bit less offensive than our censored words. Thank you!
Clownt works
new name, clownt
Clownt
clownt wants to steal your wife
Clintn't
I just made it to the 100th floor of SC, so happy π₯³
congrats!!
thank you!!
Clin't
so i watched RTgame play stardew and asked myself if his farm is actually good does anyone have opinion about his playthrough ?
Grats! I remember i redo my attempt like 4 times before i finally get to floor 100 
I did it before finding the note and wasted like 40 bombs.
whatβs the easiest way to get more coal?
Great job!
Farm dust sprites with burglars ring and monster musk.
i think killing lil puffers is a good farm
ok ty!
Lmao, thats a waste xD
wich is better: starfruit or ancient fruit ?
Pain..just pain
Ancient
It is 1.5 but you don't need to spoiler it.
Ancient
good afternoon. just joined the server ^^
Welcome! 
You don't have to keep replanting ancient fruit, if you have a greenhouse.
π
Welcome to hell kid!
sebastian is obviously the best.
Also, im working on an in depth documentation regarding it, please wait!
are all the extra minerals all useless
well i should maybe not ask right now my brain will forget im still not halfway done for the greenhouse i made many horrible mistakes
Whichever you prefer really.
No.
Pull out the math, folks!
(psst, its ancient fruit)
and trying the beach farm for the first time. managed to get to summer. also turned on enemy spawning.
i like a challenge
True. It depends on what you want to do with your game.
I love the beach farm 
I have the master fishers bundle 
is it just me or too lazy to fish
No need to spoiler that btw.
we all feel your pain 
Oh ok
i just fished all the fish in summer including legendary fish. and im on day 5... gonna throw myself back into the mines.
I don't like the minigame, so I don't really fish a lot.
you're not a newbie it took me 15 days to talk to half the villagers
it took me a while to find everyone too
Don't even talk to clownt.
didnt know who was maru until end of spring
I just instantly go to talk to Haley each playthrough β€οΈ β€οΈ
the only thing i find annoying is that i have trouble alt tabbing when playing the game. it just refuses me. im only allowed to play. nothing else.
You didnt miss much
i hate demetrius 
i mean pretty much ignored her after
i only talk to her, cause i accidently bump into her when trying to visit her half brother.
If you could make an npc marryable who would it be
Holy shit, same here, sheβs my first priority npc each and every game 
I always forget that he exists
i mean at least you know demetrius exist
This is the way

i always need a reminder that maru is in the game
also penny is better in my opinion
best marriageable npc
Yes
who doesnt pay its share of rent
Let's hope I get something good
oh crap. forgot to use fertilizer and it's already next day. π
good luck!!
i mean you can say that for all other npc you marry you just pass by them everyday
Pray to yoba
I'm pretty sure you own the house so no need to pay rent
Damn , Ig you can use speedgro
anyways what do i focus during year 2
Finishing cc in case you didnt already
im guessing cc
Wow! Was that from mining?
this is my first play through and am slow
Theres nothing wrong with that
thanks for the tip. was still allowed to use that stuff.
there is cause i hate waiting an entire year for spring to come back
Niice π
Nice
Sync
Great job man
Woop woop!
Wow thats amazing!
Save the marbles!
How much money would i need for a decent amount of strawbs
its 100 per seed
what to prepare for late game
I'd say preparing an (oak) tree farm seems like a good thing to do, if you want to make a sizeable amount of money
||Literally every item needed for perfection||
planted a bunch in desert
no idea what is perfection
dont worry about that
and also what does grandpa want after year 3
still worrying bout cc XD
just too lazy to do the friendship and fish bundles
Yeah, thats a good thing to focus on for now
Like jesus after 3 days.
After year three?nothing,he comes only on spring 1 y3
Try to fish every fish and befriend everyone
You could just call him again if you didnt get all candles
what are the candles tho
It's a gravestone.
A point system
Do you want us to tell you or do you want to experience it?
prob the latter so nvm xD
but am curious is it about money
You need 4 to achieve something that...wait it isnt a spoiler??
when should i stop focusing on money
Youll need a lot
rn i just focus on that
Money is good forever
like a lot
me and my 76g
Nah dont focus only on money do other stuff too
No need to be stressed about anything tho, theres plenty of time
I almost wiped out every trace of grass on the farm before I realize that I needed it to feed my future chickens
How do I make the grass grow back
Within a few days
you can always plant some.
Grass starter
Don't look for it
Buy more grass
WHERE
with a grass starter. can buy it from the store
guys I need help
yes
ye
What with
@amber pulsar just try to enjoy the game as much as possible by taking it slow
Oh welcome!
my game glitched and I dont want to restart the day
How
How did it glitched
what kind of glitch?
I don't know if it is a glich I just cant move
I can't sadly
Are you maybe stuck somewhere?do you have a screenshot?
How long does the grass take to grow
I can send you a screen shot?
The grass will spread slowly. the more you allow to grow, the faster it spreads
send it in #images-and-memes
yeah trying to experience the game and not spoil myself with the wiki
even tho if iit meant giving wrong gifts for birthdays
It spreads a little bit every few days,you can put something on top of a starter like a fence for animals only to eat the grass that spreads from the starter
Grass starters makes grass instantly when you place them down. Then it spreads over time
HENLOOO!!
Henlo
I did
Will the grass die at the start of summer?
No
only in winter
Thank the lord
It dies on winter so harvest everything on fall 28th
ITS GRASS it'll vanish if its winter only
So how would you feed your animals in winter? Just hope you have enough saved I guess
Yeah that
are you stuck in putting the artifacts in their places. cause it looks like the dot is an ancient seed
buy in marnie's
Real, thank you
me not knowing grass vanishes during winter and didnt build a silo
my first winter was not great
Oh wait I was thinking I placed it before I'm sure I did thats why I was confused
you can accidently take things out.
Oh first time I know this thanks
guys wher edo i get better fishing rods??
How I can finish museum
dont you buy it from willy?
yes
yep but i mean better
It's normal that I'm in year 3 and didnt finish the museum?
theres better?
iridium rod is the best one
dang
i wish i had one
Yeah museum is a struggle
yes, there are quite a lot of things to collect
so all the tiles need to be filled to finish museum
Just check the wiki for artifacts youre missing
u unlock it at fishing lvl 6 i believe
No theres a few leftover
phew but still oof
im lvl 5
I already do 200 omni geo and still there is a lot of empty space
me who doesnt fish and am at 4
i believe its 5 tiles that stay empty, something close to that at least
is it good to invest in iridium sprinklers or crystalariums
What about artifact troves?have you checked the collection tab too?
Hi
crystalariums
Both are very good, crystalariums are probably the better choice
ahh
I will send a picture
i'll upgrade my sprinklers at a later day
Crystalarium hands down
what gem to clone?
Jade
Have you unlocked the sewers yet?
Why though
Only on sunday
You can trade it for something great
Invest in crystalariums and buy iridium sprinklers
What is it
wait they have fixed selling days
also another what
Staircases
you can buy iridium sprink
yes
Only once a week at krobus
fr!!!
On friday
but when?
||once you unlock the sewers you can buy them from the shady guy for 10k every Friday||
Thats why i asked about the sewers
10k??
Yeah
me and my 76g shall leave
hy hy
lol
π dw it's gonna be alright to have 10k at a certain point
See it as in investment
start fishing a lot
Fishing is a life saver yeah
Earlier on, yes
wat year u on???
Thats how i got my first house upgrade in year 1 spring
year 2 summer
same bro!!!
yay
I'm super based towards fishing so I still fish in mid to end game
I basically just fish for cucumbers that's it.
sameee except it took me until summer to figure out rhe fishing mechanic
i agree that its quite fun
just dont want people to think its like THE later game money maker
but it got me chickens cows and a house upgrade by fall of yr 1
i didnt buy any animals until spring year 2
With the amount of sf vs af talk there is here
I'm confident they won't think that π
couldnt get the green house until summer
i regret my decision of buyinf them so early
To each his pace
green peas
greenhouse in y2 summer is good for your first playthrough
In my very first playthrough it took me around year 4 to get it
im not even close to it yet
well it took some asking around earlier this week to understand how big eggs and milk are made
was confuse why i couldnt put regulars in them
i still dunno how
just pet and feed them everyday
Wait what i got it on fall y1
good for u
i do that 
then idk xD
wow
i keep forgetting to feed them
mine stopped eating even tho the foods on the trough
You need to pet the animals daily and make sure to feed them everyday. There should be a bunch of hearts when you view them just like with npcs
do you have autofeeder
they eat, its just refilled if you have the big coop/barn
@waxen carbon You leveled up to Farmer. You're now a prettier shade of blue. Thanks for sticking around!
darker blue, how interesting.
nope
Yes, when your barn/coop is high enough level
yeah, if you get a big enough farm building you can get autofeeders
Deluxe barn/coop
how many times you need to upgrade
i fed them like 5 days ago my partner hasnt in a while and there food hasn't disappeared and i only have the normal coop and barn
i alr upgraded once
get them to deluxe to auto feed
Get the deluxe upgrade it should come with an autofeeder
so is my next upgrade deluxe?
do you let them outside with uhh weeds
yes
If you can afford the required resources then yes
yea 8
they eat those uhhh grass things, thats why
ohh okay
good i was rlly worried i was gonna stop getting eggs and milk
just keep petting those animals
Is topaz worth it
Are there other prizes in the egg festival or is it only the ||straw hat||
if u already got the ||straw hat|| u get 1000g everytime u win
That's a scam
Worth what?
it
Yeah whats the use of topaz
Scam smh
donate it to a museum or gift it to someone
Nothing really
Emily loved gift maybe?
So sell?
To who?
There is a quest for it.
emily
Emily, dwarf and CLUNT love it
An npc you're interested in
Also can i give bouquets to others after marriage lol
You finna get banned.
Hell nah
Clunt xD
Its clownt
Is clint that bad?
We can't say that anymore it has to be Clownt.
Clunty the Clunt
nobody likes clint (especially emily likers)
im gonna plant mass corn on fall 1 so should i use fertilizer, speed gro or retainer
gonna get at least 60 corn
Hes just shy i mean
Although creepy vibes
Clunt ?
Damn stop saying it.
||Wasnβt he watching few girls from a bush?||
No
Junimo said it's basically filter evasion.
aight
although i hate him i will say that he wasnt being creepy, he was just shy as hell
help
Oh thatβs why
Clownt feels better
Yeah.
True ig
Why not the berry
You shouldn't plant corn to be honest.
Yea
cranberries
ok i figure since it grows 2 seasons
Try buying cranberries or pumpkins.
ok which fertilizer should i use
The mf goes to the bar every fucking day just to stare at the girl he's crushing over
I first thought he was some nasty ass pervert
"he's just a little shy"
You are in new farmers
He's just shy.

They didn't see every cutscene and points so uhm yeah
A tsundere without the hating part if you will
And a creep
True
man has the urge to tell you for advice to flirt with emily even if you're married to her π
To him ?
Sigma.
To him xD
Ah you corrected it too fast π
True chad
His biceps are bigger than the planet
Yea cuz u used to not be able to marry her
His story never got changed after CA added that
He had such a large sixpack it combined into a single pack
We know but it's no fun for people to look at it as a mistake π
react with
if you give back lewis his pants
react with
if you dont give it back to that corrupted poopoo
Idk but i like leah and penny more than emily or abigal
i dunno what i need to do with the dirty shorts of some failed mayor....
drop it in the soup
Petition to have an option to buy the town
lol
what is the best stuff to take from mr Q
drop it n some soup to totally ruin your friendship with everyone!
or put it in ur garange display for some free 750 star tokens!
How much would it be
I keep it as a personal trophy
So how do yβall get the shorts, friendship, or the chair?
I keep it in my fridge
petition to replace mayor lewis' house with a new jojamart branch
i will sign
they gotta add an option to take the joja route post community center
i wonder if there is ever a chance to elect someone else as mayor.
whats the best way to get wood
Clint as mayor
robin sells it
Chop down trees.
chop tres
Hmmm how about replace mayor house with players own shop to put both joja and the
out of business
tysm
Forester and iridium axe
dont worry about them for now
How do I build a silo
That would be a great idea
Carpenter?
Go to robin
ah yes, robi5
the fifth robi
Idk why but i feel like
is the real bad guy
(edited)
He looks punchable
Lol
Hes not any better than morris
My explosive ammo says n o
he's obsessed with the money money
Fake (edited)
Proposition, a iridium fish as a mayor
use eggs when he has his special shoes on, it will ruin it
Petition for krobus as mayor
Wait you can slingshot eggs?
Yes
Infront of Emily
yeahuh
Ima try it to Lewis
Watttt
hell, marry emily to spite clint
Emily has a lovely family
Where the adopt krobus feature at
Feel like pam is more suitable for clint
When do you unlock silo
ah yes, the person with the name with emily has good parents who totally havent went for a trip for over 1 year and has a sister who only shops and doesnt care about the house has a great family
when you can get it
5 copper, 5 - 10 clay (i forgor) and wood (i forgor) and 100g
π§
I always remeber to bring the clay not the copper
its available all the time, you just need to build it
its 10 clay and 100 stone i believe
technically not all the time because of the festivils
Imagine if you could ||beat up Clint if Emily was your girlfriend/wife, like how you do in the Leah 10 heart event||
Just wait till he has to buy hay from marine and sheβs never open
maybe
Theres copper i think
marnie is never open, she 89 millions percent of the time just proceeds to look at that microwave for hours
Most productive stardew valley character
And the rest 11 million % with da mayor
marnie be like
not to mention one day she and the mayor literally sleep on top of each other
Seriously the only character who isn't like this is robin
I feel like robin does everything
robin best person in the whole star dew valley
Robin should be mayor
petition for robin to be mayor because she is the backbone of the town
Hat mouse>>>
Dont disrespect linus like that
linus is humble he doesnt like uhhh hurmmrh huhuhuhhhhh
He doesnt do much
Player as mayor and we collect taxes for more farm profit, also to fuel the star fruit wine monopoly
80% taxes when I become mayor.
become dictator
Only people Iβm taxing are Lewis Pierre and Clint
Would manipulate lewis
This place coming along nicely
Benito #2
Keep the tax rate at p%
More like intimidate
Blackmail with the shorts
fun fact, kent is literally trying to assinate the player by SENDING BOMBS IN THE GODDAM MAIL π
Great job!
A good mayor ||doesnβt have a gold statue in his backyard when someone is homeless and the bus is broken||
Eggs on his front winfow
A good mayor has it in the town square
Burn hes house with tree sap
The best npc
Nice job
To be honest there isn't a politician who wouldn't do this if they could.
lewis has enough money to repair the bus if he has enough money for a gold statue of him but he D O E S N T
A golden statue of himself with his acheivements engrained upon it
How does the player carry the statue
With a massive bed of the most expensive seasonal flowers around it
Pretty much
Wouldnt it be heavy if it was solid gold
the player can hold literal uranium bars without getting anything
999 of them.
spoilurs
Also you mean iridium?
The character can carry multiple sets of 999 gold and iridium bars, I doubt itβs a worry
We crack open hundreds of rocks, till hundreds of tiles, clear out entire forests by hand
more than 999
No idea what is it
We could probably fuck up Dwayne the rock johnson
You mean iridium?
both.
what are we talking about now
Bro it's late game stuff.
Idk we change topic
Mayor Lewis being peak politician
balls
Thanks!
I mean this is for new farmers
Ty ty
I think it just shows messages with a bunch of reactions that happened recently
Will not talk i seasoned until after cc
yall ever want to dip some pants in the soup but has too much friendship with everybody
Too much friendship means you can afford losing some
I dont think it affects friendship
Do it
your friendship points are a worthy sacrifice for anarchy
ah
it does.
thank you
I don't share the sweet taste of lewis' pants with others.
It does?
Just put his pants on display in fall
yeah
It doesnt
Now im confused
Sacrifice Lewis to yoba
Y e s
Install the yoba statue as the new mayor
Make Lewis join Edenβs gate and be seen as a traitor
adding pants to the soup will not affect friendship
depends, if you add something like iridium cheese into the soup you get increased friendship, putting the mayors shorts will get funny cutscene
Do I still gotta water that flower?
wha
Waitso why everyone say it does
oh dam
The shorts don't lower it
nope
L O N G spoiler
Nopem
didnt know π
because it's a different responds
Pog
then they're wrong
Other bad stuff will lower it though
W I d e spoiler
No I don't think so if it's already grown
we do share the same braincell
you can put a heck ton of beehouses around a single flower

βHereβs your communal flower, make sure to take turns kids!β
guys how do i put like those black cover??
Richest town In South sudan
can you send a screenshot?
'oh no the season changed, guess there's no more flower'
Well time to grow another one till it dies
heree
oh no! it's winter! i guess it's time to starvation kids!
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Zeus strikes your crops with lightning as soon as the season is over
@latent oriole You leveled up to Farmer. You're now a prettier shade of blue. Thanks for sticking around!
He enforces the laws of the game code