stardew-valley

[dry notch]

level 90+ kills me in 2 hits

[waxen carbon]

Pierre and shipping box have identical sell prices

[silent cedar]

Haii <3

[dusty ibex]

yeah

[silent cedar]

Hmm, the issue now is whether I can access pierre's shop on the 13th of spring or not. My guess is no since they are setting up the fest

[jade beacon]

love ur pfp i wonder who you're matching with

[cobalt hare]

no you cannot

[silent cedar]

I was trying to come up with a plan in which I Could plant cauliflower and get that money and buy a shit ton of strawberry seeds

[cobalt hare]

speed gro potentially?

[silent cedar]

Oh ikr! its so gorgeous, I wonder who I am matching with

[silent cedar]

Hmm that is a good idea, it should shorten it

[jade beacon]

🤔🤔

[silent cedar]

I have like 35,000 gold currently and I was planning on buying as many cauliflower seeds as I could

[dry notch]

whats a good way to get food during winte

[cobalt hare]

if you can't get yourself speed gro then just get potatoes

[silent cedar]

fishing, sashimi

[dry notch]

rcheap food

[dusty ibex]

cheese or just buying salads

[dry notch]

i cant cook yet

[jade beacon]

salad for 220g

[silent cedar]

Good idea

[cobalt hare]

and if you plant 200 potatoes with fertilizer you should be able to get at least 300 strawberries

[silent cedar]

ohh

[cobalt hare]

aslong as you don't waste everything

[silent cedar]

That is true

[dry notch]

hmm ok

[silent cedar]

wdym lmaoo

[cobalt hare]

like spending all your money before the 13th

[hidden viper]

can you buy a glowstone ring from adventurer's guild if so how much?

[cobalt hare]

potatoes only take about a week to grow

[silent cedar]

Oh I am going to spend all my money, but I'll make sure I have harvested and collected money before then

[dusty ibex]

only take 5 days

[cobalt hare]

yeah

[jade beacon]

i usually fish for my strawberry money, and the crop money is for bakcpack (if im starting a new save)

[silent cedar]

I could have 2 harvests of potatoes before doing strawberries then

[dusty ibex]

yup that’s what I do

[cobalt hare]

this is not optimal, you should probably spend all your money on chairs

[jade beacon]

why..

[cobalt hare]

if you have a ton of chairs then you can flex your chair count

[jade beacon]

true

thank you liam, im doing that now.

[cobalt hare]

look at all my chairs

[silent cedar]

wadafak

[jade beacon]

cjb cheat menu huh

[cobalt hare]

you will never have this many chairs

[silent cedar]

why do you have so many-

[cobalt hare]

i spent all my money on chairs obviously

[wet carbon]

shoot does anyone know what day the winter fishing thing is?

[jade beacon]

you cant get 999 green chairs unless you have cjb item spawner

[silent cedar]

w h y

[cobalt hare]

how do you know?

[wet carbon]

I might have skipped it ;-;

[silent cedar]

8th of winter

[dry notch]

guys what should i prioritize here

completing the vault

upgrading my pick and axe to gold

getting the big barn

[jade beacon]

because i use cjb cheats/item spawner obviously

[west crane]

Catalogue exists

[wet carbon]

darnit! i was watching netflix and skipped it by accident. big sad

[cobalt hare]

that doesn't mean you can't get as many chairs as i have

[jade beacon]

both, with the vault being last

[cobalt hare]

i'm just a chair lover

[jade beacon]

i can fill the whole valley with chairs

[silent cedar]

dang 😭

[dry notch]

hmm so barn or gold i cant decide

[cobalt hare]

they need to add this to the game

[jade beacon]

are you going mining? or gatgering resources like wood?

[silent cedar]

PLS, I WAS TRYING TO TYPE OUT PAMS NAME AND I TYPED OUT SPAM 💀

[cobalt hare]

1.6 update should just be a spongebob squarepants chair

[silent cedar]

[jade beacon]

https://tenor.com/view/spam-spam-lite-food-spinning-gif-17955332

[silent cedar]

yes. spam

[jade beacon]

i like spam ngl

[silent cedar]

i've never tried it

[cobalt hare]

👾 👾

[jade beacon]

i feel sorry for you

[silent cedar]

too bad

:P

I wonder if the slowmode automatically updates or if a staff member does it

[cobalt hare]

automatically

[silent cedar]

Oh really?

[jade beacon]

come be my wifey and ill cook you 999 spams

[cobalt hare]

it's a pretty cool system tbh

[cobalt hare]

this would be a waste of spams

[silent cedar]

It sounds pretty neat, i never knew it could be automated like that

[silent cedar]

bet

[jade beacon]

shush, im a good house wife

[cobalt hare]

no

im the ONLY good housewife

[silent cedar]

I cant be your wifey though, I already am commited 💍 😭 (not actually married but yea)

[cobalt hare]

😱

[jade beacon]

GASP

[silent cedar]

😭

[cobalt hare]

i need popcorn already

[silent cedar]

lmfaoo

me and him are online dating

[cobalt hare]

?!?!?!

[jade beacon]

whos him

liam?!?!

[cobalt hare]

hell nah

[silent cedar]

noone you'd know NO not liam

[jade beacon]

WHAT

mia is straight confirmed

[cobalt hare]

you are heartbroken

[silent cedar]

nop, bi

[jade beacon]

wifey gone

[cobalt hare]

a sad lesbian with a love that could never be

[jade beacon]

LMFAOO

[silent cedar]

[jade beacon]

i have no nitro

[silent cedar]

I met my bf on reddit 💀 lol

[cobalt hare]

ew

[jade beacon]

ew

[silent cedar]

[jade beacon]

honestly same, i met my gf there but broke up yesterday

[silent cedar]

Yesterday? damn thats recent

[cobalt hare]

ew.

[jade beacon]

or 2 days ago idk

[cobalt hare]

WHY REDDIT

[silent cedar]

Me and him are having our 7 month anniversary of starting dating in 2 days

[jade beacon]

idk man

cool, we had our 6th month anniversary yesterday.

[cobalt hare]

i met my girlfriend on the super mario fandom wiki page

[silent cedar]

oop

[jade beacon]

[cobalt hare]

i don't really do dating anymore

[jade beacon]

thats rather romantic

[cobalt hare]

dating is pointless because you always end up where you start

[jade beacon]

explain

[dry notch]

upgrade tools big barn or upgrade house?

[cobalt hare]

strangers

[jade beacon]

omg

im crying, i didnt realise that

[cobalt hare]

kind of like a color wheel

it starts at red and ends at red

[jade beacon]

upgrade tools for resources for a barn

[dry notch]

hmm ok

[cobalt hare]

but all the good colors are in between that

[dry notch]

back to the mines

[cobalt hare]

and that's what keeps you falling in love

because i fucking hate red

[hidden viper]

Guys, shane is so cool

[jade beacon]

because women are hot

[cobalt hare]

no

[hidden viper]

he's chill af

[cobalt hare]

not really

[jade beacon]

im a lesbian shutup u know nothing

[cobalt hare]

THEBLE BEST NPC❤️

[jade beacon]

agreed

[silent cedar]

Honestly having this core temp thing helps me relieve my anxiety a lot because i touch the part where the air comes out and press my finger against it and i'm like "ow that's hot as hell" and start worrying about my laptop when I know very well its like 70C and no fuckin wonder it hurts to touch 💀

[cobalt hare]

we need more theble enthusiasts in the chat

[fluid totem]

So I went into the ||Skull Cavern||
with a ||Galaxy Sword|| and bombs and food and energy pills and I still got my a$$ handed to me. Any tips?

[jade beacon]

get a coolerpad jesus christ

[wet carbon]

woohoo I got a sturgeon

[silent cedar]

You need to spoiler both ||cavern and sword||

[cobalt hare]

you just need to be good at pvp, btw spoiler that

[silent cedar]

lezz go

[cobalt hare]

even the best equipped player will fall without sufficient skill

[west crane]

Or just go to #stardew-spoilers

[silent cedar]

oh its safe for a laptop to run at 90c honestly

Even though it doesnt seem so

[cobalt hare]

no it is not

[silent cedar]

Well I was told it is 💀 idk

[jade beacon]

buy one

[jade beacon]

idiot

[silent cedar]

howww

[cobalt hare]

laptops running at 50c is not a good temperature

[jade beacon]

helloo

[cobalt hare]

Honestly, used to struggle with ||Skull Cavern|| and now I don't for some reason. Most times I don't even go in with food and I can stay in there until the end of the day lol

[jade beacon]

money

[wet carbon]

All I need is a ghostfish and woodskip. no idea where to get those haha

[silent cedar]

My laptop stays around 85c when playing stardew

[fluid totem]

@silent cedar d'oh, sorry. Can I fix that retroactively?

[silent cedar]

you can get a ghostfish from those ghost in the mines. I believe its an 8.6% chance. Woodskip is in the ||Secret woods|| above the wizard tower / to the left of the travellling cart

[silent cedar]

wdym?

[fluid totem]

@silent cedar the spoiler tags. Sorry, I'm still fairly new to Discord.

[silent cedar]

Oh no worries. Just right click on your message and click "edit message" then put this || on either side of the two things which need to be spoilered

[fluid totem]

@silent cedar thanks. I'm on a tablet, though.

[cobalt hare]

!spoil

[silent cedar]

You can just copy paste this then

[cobalt hare]

oops

[silent cedar]

||

[cobalt hare]

!spoiler

[novel thistle]

To mark text as a spoiler, use || before and after your message. Example: ||I'm a spoiler!|| -> ||I'm a spoiler!||.

To mark an image as a spoiler, before sending it:
On mobile: Tap on the image preview, then select the "Mark as spoiler" checkbox below the image. You may need to scroll down to see the option.
On desktop: Click the pencil icon (labelled "Modify Attachment") at the top right of the image preview. Select the "Mark as spoiler" checkbox.

[cobalt hare]

you can do it on a tablet too

you'll just have to look for it

[jade beacon]

coolerpad

[fluid totem]

@cobalt hare I'm not sure how to right-click on the tablet. I'll have to look into it.

[silent cedar]

I need a flat cooler pad because I need to keep my mousepad as well

[silent cedar]

just hold on the message

[cobalt hare]

holding down a tap usually has a similar effect to right clicking

[fluid totem]

@silent cedar tried that. All it's giving me are react options.

[cobalt hare]

is it your own message or someone else's?

[silent kayak]

whats sweet gem berry good for

[cobalt hare]

did you already bring it to ||the secret woods and give it to the statue||?

[silent kayak]

i havent, ill do that next

any other uses for it ? i have like 3 or 4 i think

[cobalt hare]

it sells for a lot of money

[silent kayak]

ooo

[cobalt hare]

don't think you can keg it though

[silent kayak]

do i need to keg / preserve it ?

ooo okay

[fluid totem]

@cobalt hare d'oh. Just needed to scroll down. Figured it out. Thanks.

[cobalt hare]

no problem

[fluid totem]

I'm at L9 combat, foraging and mining, L10 on fishing and farming. Would maxing out on combat help much?

[cobalt hare]

yes it would a bit

[fluid totem]

I wish I could get a better sword, but I get the feeling that I've got the best I'm able to access at the moment.

[cobalt hare]

at level 10 combat you get a new profession

if you choose brute you deal 15% more damage

but that depends on what you chose for your level 5 profession

[fluid totem]

I went with fighter.

[cobalt hare]

alright, then when you level up i'd recommend brute

are you paying attention to your health levels?

[wet carbon]

10k later. upgrading my coop 🙂

[cobalt hare]

have fun

[fluid totem]

@cobalt hare how so?

[cobalt hare]

what are you asking?

[fluid totem]

@cobalt hare paying attention to my health levels. I guess I don't really notice where they're at until it's too late.

[cobalt hare]

when you're in combat, look at your health whenever possible

[jade beacon]

wym

[cobalt hare]

Can I make meth in Stardew valley

[west crane]

No.

[fluid totem]

@cobalt hare yeah... I need to be better about that.

[silent cedar]

this is what i use for my laptop

So I need something which wouldn't obstruct flattly sitting my laptop on it

[shadow sierra]

wait old master cannoli needs spoiler?

[wet carbon]

wth I was in the normal cave and level 6 a skull came flying at me lol

[cobalt hare]

God damnit

[jade beacon]

wtf u dont need a fancy mouse board

[cobalt hare]

This game is so trash

I want to be a drug lord🤬🤬🤬

[silent cedar]

wdym lmao

[jade beacon]

just put a big mousepad and then put the cooler pad down

[west crane]

Don't refer drug please

[jade beacon]

dont u have a table?

[silent cedar]

I play on the couchh so I need somewhere to stably sit my mouse lol

[cobalt hare]

i just spoil it incase

[silent cedar]

I do not

[shadow sierra]

i have a vid on how to make crack

[silent cedar]

lmfao

[jade beacon]

understandable

[cobalt hare]

walter white

Al capone

[jade beacon]

so is ur pillow your cooler pad?

[shadow sierra]

well it doesnt, you only need to break the log with a steel axe to get inside

[silent cedar]

I dont have a cooling pad lol

[cobalt hare]

not everybody knows about it though

[silent cedar]

I only use what I showed in that pic

[cobalt hare]

it could be a spoiler for someone very new lmao

[jade beacon]

o

[shadow sierra]

its a stardrop spot

...

[cobalt hare]

what's a stardrop?

[jade beacon]

im not sure if theres a coolerpad with a mouse thing

[shadow sierra]

[silent cedar]

me neither

[torn bolt]

This thingie: Once you get it, it will increase your max energy.

[shadow sierra]

^

[silent cedar]

@torn bolt who is that in ur pfp and banner, he's pretty

[cobalt hare]

me

[shadow sierra]

@cobalt hare

[silent cedar]

false info

[torn bolt]

He is pretty indeed! I found it in @wine0cellar twitter's

[silent cedar]

Ooh ty

[tepid ibex]

be an alcohol lord

[cobalt hare]

ME

[jade beacon]

goodluck finding one

[gaunt gale]

sup newbs

[silent cedar]

ty lol

[gaunt gale]

hows life

[silent cedar]

hi nab

[cobalt hare]

https://tenor.com/view/me-when-gif-22421002

[silent cedar]

life is alright, hbu

[jade beacon]

bad

[gaunt gale]

that's a shame

[jade beacon]

life is life

[tepid ibex]

not very bussin

i still cant find a fucking job

[cobalt hare]

hi there! i recently started stardew and have been playing non stop. i'm almost done with year 1 but i was wondering if i could find more hidden things similar to how you can go into caroline's garden room when you're at 2 hearts or w/e i had no idea ab that. i went on the wiki where it shows secrets but couldn't find much!! any tips? tytytyty

[gaunt gale]

oof, do you have a degree or what are you pursueing

[cobalt hare]

that guy is so fucking lucky

[tepid ibex]

i aint finish school yet im 15

[jade beacon]

secrets? like doors you cant open?

[cobalt hare]

That’s legal

[shadow sierra]

you wanna do child labour?

[tepid ibex]

it counts as teenage labour but legal edition

[tepid ibex]

you CAN make it illegal tho

[shadow sierra]

wait what country

[tepid ibex]

turkiye

[shadow sierra]

oh

[cobalt hare]

hmmm not so much that but i just found out ab. the tea thing you get from caroline. are there any more things like that? or maybe i wait until i get 2+ hearts w. people and go into their houses to see what they say? i love the lil cut scenes

[shadow sierra]

the ppl of my country call turkey "turkarish"

[tepid ibex]

i think there are yeah

[cobalt hare]

Anyone here ever work at subway

[tepid ibex]

honestly still better than calling it thanksgiving dinner

[jade beacon]

most of the non-marriagable candidates give out food recipes. I only know evelyn gives garden pots, and gus gives a jukebox

[silent kayak]

whats the most profitable honey ?

[jade beacon]

some of the marriage candidates give stuff, like leah's sculpture, emily, sam, and penny gives a lil something if you marry them

[desert zinc]

fairy rose

[jade beacon]

fairy rose honey on fall

[silent kayak]

ok im doing this right then

thank u

[jade beacon]

ez money

[silent kayak]

yeah fr

[undone blaze]

I like how you said food recipes and gave two items that we can't actually eat

[jade beacon]

hajsksks i hate explaining

[desert zinc]

mmm garden pot

[silent kayak]

LMAO

[undone blaze]

Mmmm tasty jukebox

[jade beacon]

basta some of them give actual stuff

[desert zinc]

(fun fact garden pot isnt given by friendship

[undone blaze]

Yea

[silent kayak]

how do u get garden pot again

[noble path]

how do you find mayor's shorts

[jade beacon]

idk man i never had high friendships with anyone except haley and gus

[silent kayak]

||marnies room||

[jade beacon]

||marnie||

[desert zinc]

completing the cc is how you unlock it

specifically the pantry bundles

[silent kayak]

o right

[jade beacon]

oh?

[tepid ibex]

mayonaise /j

[jade beacon]

stardoob

[desert zinc]

yeah, cause both ways to grow crops indoor/any season will be unlocked at the same time

[cobalt hare]

yesss thank you much ❤️

[jade beacon]

if you complete the bulletin board they'll mail you recipes

[tepid ibex]

gus visits your farm to see you dissecting and eating the jukebox and awkward silence happens

[jade beacon]

nom nom nom

[desert zinc]

specifically all villagers except the original 10 bachelor/ettes mail you recipies

[jade beacon]

haley gives nothing which is sad

[wise turret]

Are pigs better than goats?

[jade beacon]

yes

but goats cuter

[desert zinc]

pigs are the best barn animals yes

[tepid ibex]

fuck haley moment

[desert zinc]

Cows are the best barn animal pre-1.5 if you're too lazy to care for the pigs

[jade beacon]

i like haley no

[tepid ibex]

ok

[wet carbon]

I have to work tomorrow at 11. do I keep playing or be responsible and go to sleep 😦

[jade beacon]

🤝 good talk

[desert zinc]

aka too lazy to grab the truffles they find semi-daily

[jade beacon]

idk why you're asking me, a minor but i suggest going to sleep

[tepid ibex]

BE IRRESPONSIBLE!!! MAKE POOR DECISIONS!!! (Don't)

[desert zinc]

Be responsible, theres gonna be more time to play calmly later

[shadow sierra]

whats the time rn

[jade beacon]

whats an mbti

[wet carbon]

midnight

[tepid ibex]

Imma get cows and pigs honestly

[desert zinc]

personality type of thing

[shadow sierra]

bro 💀 go to sleep

[jade beacon]

is it like those zodiac tiktoks

[past bronze]

[desert zinc]

nah

[jade beacon]

hi furzonaa

[tepid ibex]

I wanna make milk and turn that milk into CHOCOLATE milk if i can

[past bronze]

h i

[jade beacon]

u missed the goat story

[past bronze]

wha-

[desert zinc]

You have you answer like 50 questions and at the end you get your mbti which tells you what type of person you are based on your choices

[tepid ibex]

for truffle its for the money

[wet carbon]

If I thought I could function for the 8 hours I work tomorrow on an all nighter, I would. I probably could do it.. the other day I spent 16 hours on stardew, then all of a sudden it was 8 am lol

[cobalt hare]

did someone say chocolate?

[jade beacon]

i goat-rolled everyone

[past bronze]

💀 ..

[silent cedar]

what is an mbti

[tepid ibex]

bro got summoned instantly like a jojo enemy whilst polnareff is in the bathroom goddamn

[jade beacon]

its sumth like ||if you click on this, all your sentences will end with a goat emote||

[desert zinc]

what type of person you are

[shadow sierra]

basically someone made a spoiler, and if u clicked on it then u had to send at the end of evert sentence you wrote

[silent cedar]

Oh so like the personality test?

[past bronze]

oh-

[cobalt hare]

@robust wind pls translate this jojo reference

[desert zinc]

infp, enfp, etc.

[past bronze]

also you and mia are matching pfps?

[silent cedar]

Ohh yeah that one. I got infp-t. I took it a while ago

[wet carbon]

how do I get void essence?

[jade beacon]

a test said i was an entp is that good did i fail the test

[silent cedar]

kill some enemies, many drop it

[tepid ibex]

context: polnareff is a character who always gets attacked in the bathroom

[silent cedar]

yezz

[wet carbon]

ok

[jade beacon]

yusss

[robust wind]

[desert zinc]

yeah, i constantly forget mine so i always have to go through 50 questions to answer someone 😍😍

[silent cedar]

[jade beacon]

YES I HATE THIS

[past bronze]

[desert zinc]

nah, the questions aren't right or wrong, it just tells you what type of person you are

[jade beacon]

IM TOO LAZY

is entp a good person (i doubt)

[shadow sierra]

entp?

not rly

[desert zinc]

theres one on are you a list to-do person or do you just do whatever, brother are right nor wrong but it can still show what type of person you are

[jade beacon]

whats entp

[robust wind]

Polnareff is always late to the party and also gets the shit beat out of him but somehow lives

[tepid ibex]

and always gets attacked in the fucking bathroom

[cobalt hare]

i think one of those personality quiz things

[cobalt hare]

Oh lolz

[jade beacon]

i wonder if im cool

[robust wind]

I don't remember that but I also watched that arc like last year

[cobalt hare]

entp usually means outgoing and charismatic i think?

[past bronze]

you arent♥️

[plucky hound]

goats n women are cool

[jade beacon]

smart 💀💀

[cobalt hare]

yeah that's what I am too iirc but i took it so long ago

[tepid ibex]

happens whilst they go to egypt

[desert zinc]

im uhhhh

[jade beacon]

i agree with this except for the smart

[cobalt hare]

i do be debating a lot tho if you know me

[jade beacon]

i hate you

[desert zinc]

INTP

[past bronze]

♥️

[merry echo]

Guys what's thw best plant to plant during summer??

[jade beacon]

hmmmm now whats this

[desert zinc]

||starfruit|| if you finished the vault bundles or melons and blueberries if you haven't

[past bronze]

imo I think its starfruit and blueberries and melons

[robust wind]

:OhMyGod:

[desert zinc]

dude idek lemme check 😩

[robust wind]

Emote fail

[desert zinc]

i guess

[wet carbon]

nothing like 10k on 20 mayo

[cold wolf]

hey i have a weird question: how do i find time to farm when i have tons of pet? i have 4 barns worth of chickens/dinos/pigs/cows/sheep alongside plants so how am i supposed to allocate time to go mining for ores (specifically iron for kegs)

[tepid ibex]

that emote failed harder than Jotaro's face in part 6

[cold wolf]

im intp

[jade beacon]

wow i learned a new word

unquenchable

[merry echo]

Where can i buy star fruit??

[past bronze]

get good

[robust wind]

[desert zinc]

i mean tbh petting would at most take 2 hours with an auto collector

[cold wolf]

? not helpful

[tepid ibex]

||calico desert after unlocking the bus||

[cobalt hare]

hi hi another question!! what do you all prefer when it comes to tools in the mines? i was watching a youtuber who loves using clubs. also does anybody use the slingshot?

❤️

[past bronze]

its a joke 💀 ..

[wet carbon]

got two ducks :3

[past bronze]

give

hand em over.

[robust wind]

Yay I love the ducks

[tepid ibex]

I think the process automates overtime

[wet carbon]

anyone think the auto grabber is worth the 25k?

[silent kayak]

clubs are cool ! for now im comfortable using a sword

[wet fog]

they're great! had a duck stew the other day

[robust wind]

Yes very worth

[silent kayak]

autograbber is worth it

[robust wind]

[tepid ibex]

damn

[wet carbon]

trying to decide if I want to spend the 25k on that, or on cc

[strong scarab]

hey peoples!

[jade beacon]

if you finished the mines then obsidian edge/lava katana is good, if you havent then use the most high leveled club/sword you have. Slingshots are great for ||skull caverns||

[strong scarab]

CC first tbh

[wet carbon]

yeah

[strong scarab]

autograbber after

[desert zinc]

Oh also, if the animals are at max hearts and are eating fresh grass, the grass sustains the amount of hearts so you can just leave them alone for awhile until you feel like grabbing the milk and eggs or whatever else you have

[strong scarab]

i need to buy some tbh

[tepid ibex]

CC can help you earn more than 25k ngl

[wet fog]

ok gotta go good night

[tepid ibex]

Bye Blitz

[robust wind]

The ducks swim on my beach farm

Very cute to see

[strong scarab]

only grass outside?

[desert zinc]

however if the animals are just eating dried hay it wont be sustainable for their hearts so they will lose friendship if you leave them alone

[past bronze]

what if they go under water

[robust wind]

They stay on top of the water lol

[past bronze]

ik but what if they went under water

[shadow sierra]

death

[past bronze]

💀

[wet carbon]

unlocked the vault 😄

[shadow sierra]

altho irl ducks just come right back up

[past bronze]

yeah ik

[robust wind]

Oh.. I guess that'd be neat lol

[past bronze]

I kinda wanna be able to just pick up the ducks out of the water

[cobalt hare]

why can't we swim too?

[robust wind]

IKR?!

[past bronze]

idk😭

[shadow sierra]

fr 😭

[strong scarab]

what's everyone doin?

[past bronze]

sharks in stardew

[shadow sierra]

death

for ducks

[past bronze]

yes

[merry echo]

Poor white chicken 😢

[strong scarab]

big potat harvest

[past bronze]

this doesnt look right or sound right lmao

[shadow sierra]

big potats

[west crane]

Throw them at lewis's face

[shadow sierra]

feels like that one thing

[cobalt hare]

brown chickens have a clique

[west crane]

That one thing...

[strong scarab]

indeed

[shadow sierra]

would get nsfw so not gonna elaborate

[past bronze]

being able to wash dishing in stardew would be cool

[robust wind]

[past bronze]

oo

[shadow sierra]

only women wash dishes

sob

[strong scarab]

huh

[cobalt hare]

stardew valley should just turn into the sims honestly

[robust wind]

[past bronze]

🤨 📸

[shadow sierra]

i was talking to furzona and fnd

[robust wind]

No bc they'd burn the house down and the grim reaper would take their soul even tho you beg him not to

[strong scarab]

i didn't know you could get these-

[shadow sierra]

iridium quality eggs

[past bronze]

big ass eggs

[strong scarab]

ye

[cobalt hare]

a little murder never killed nobody

[past bronze]

I get alot of thoses, pretty sure its because of my high friendship with my chickens.

[robust wind]

I'd argue that that's exactly what it did

[cobalt hare]

it was evil morty not me I swear

[robust wind]

[past bronze]

what is something yall want in stardew

[robust wind]

More foods

[west crane]

Stardew 1.5 for mobile

[hidden viper]

hair with cowlicks

[past bronze]

you gonna have to wait 30 years for that

[robust wind]

[past bronze]

chicken wings in stardew

[robust wind]

[flat jetty]

How to get iron?

[hidden viper]

LOL

[past bronze]

mines

[robust wind]

Go to mines

[hidden viper]

can you buy a glowstone ring from adventurer's guild?

[flat jetty]

I don’t find any

Only copper

[robust wind]

Like Lvl 41-79

[past bronze]

yeah

[flat jetty]

Ah that’s why

[strong scarab]

is there any good way to get a ton of earth crystals?

[past bronze]

pretty sure its the dark levels where you start getting iron.

[flat jetty]

I have tons

[silent kayak]

i used to find those early levels of the mines but idk

[flat jetty]

Yeah 1-10

[past bronze]

1-29 maybe.

[hollow yoke]

||crystalarium ||

[jade beacon]

i find more earth crystals on lvl 30

[past bronze]

ok

[robust wind]

I don't think so you should be able to craft one at mining 4 I believe or you could possibly buy one at the fair in fall

[hidden viper]

thanks

[past bronze]

I ate goat stew today

[jade beacon]

whats with the dry messages

[past bronze]

why not

[jade beacon]

fack u

[past bronze]

no thanks

[jade beacon]

i

[strong scarab]

you can put those in there?

[strong scarab]

oh fr?

[past bronze]

lmao💀

[jade beacon]

ok switch gamer

[hollow yoke]

try it

i'm genuine bc idk but worth a try

[jade beacon]

are we playing valo or what

[past bronze]

bruh

[flat jetty]

I have 13+ only 1 day in game

[jade beacon]

last time someone pinged u the switch gamer was spoilered 😭😭

[past bronze]

stfu 🤓 switch is amazing, ignore the battery tho

[hollow yoke]

babe it's 1 😭 I'M SORRY OUR TIMEZONES ARE ASS

[past bronze]

good

[strong scarab]

hm ok, that's awesome

[wet carbon]

ok, bed time

[past bronze]

gn

[jade beacon]

ITS 1 AFTERNOON HERE TOO

[strong scarab]

hm... i'll need to when i get one

[flat jetty]

Gn

[wet carbon]

talk tomorrow! 😄

[jade beacon]

crispy can play right now, i think

[flat jetty]

1:29 pm here

[past bronze]

its 1 am in the morning

[jade beacon]

@past bronze

hey it didn't work

[past bronze]

get goofed

[jade beacon]

:(

[past bronze]

stops playing stardew

[past bronze]

lmao I have stardew muted

[jade beacon]

mmmmm

[past bronze]

get a room tf, go with your goats and women.

[strong scarab]

do it

[jade beacon]

dude i was bored and spammed Ms because im eating M&Ms

[past bronze]

feed it to the goats

[strong scarab]

how do i see this menu?

[past bronze]

wait can goats even eat chocolate-

[jade beacon]

https://tenor.com/view/sheep-gif-4520105

i like rams more than goats tbh

[golden plover]

u interact with the weird bear thingy at the ||casino||

[past bronze]

is his back ok

[past bronze]

wait whats a ram-

[jade beacon]

https://tenor.com/view/baby-goat-goat-murder-evil-goat-goat-gif-25598026

[jade beacon]

male sheep

i think

[past bronze]

oh-

googles

[strong scarab]

oh dam oof

[past bronze]

what kind of sheep-

[strong scarab]

haven't unlocked that yet but i did finish the CC

[jade beacon]

idk

im an aries and the symbol is a ram and i fell inlove with it

[desert zinc]

oh its from a seperate questline, not the actual cc

[past bronze]

I want a sheep

[desert zinc]

to access the area you do need the vault bundles to be completed though

[past bronze]

no I want the baby sheep in stardew that have blush

[west crane]

Yoooo

I sort of have flashback to Terraria 1.3 mobile

[jade beacon]

can i post that on reddit?

[shadow sierra]

sure

idm

[past bronze]

it does spoil my user-

[shadow sierra]

fr

[west crane]

Is Stardew 1.6 going to be the same as Geometry dash 2.2 👀

[past bronze]

👀

[shadow sierra]

👀

[hollow yoke]

1 am 💀

[desert zinc]

pretty sure 1.6 is just an update to make sdv modders life easier

[west crane]

Yep

[dry notch]

i got the space boots

[shadow sierra]

ok

[west crane]

It shouldn't took too long isn't it? isn't it?

[dry notch]

now i have no reason to go into the mines ever again

[desert zinc]

who knows, from what we know CA is working on at least 2 things

[past bronze]

how would it make there life easier?

[west crane]

Gold & Coal : Hello there

[jade beacon]

do we play or just me and crispy?

[dry notch]

charcoal kiln and transmutation babyy

[desert zinc]

"it's to make it easier to do everything with cp (and make things possible without cs)" - Pillow

[west crane]

Someone actually used transmute no way

[dry notch]

theres still 10 more levels after 110 bruh

[past bronze]

y u p

[west crane]

I want reverse-transmute, i have ton of iron ore but lacks copper

[shadow sierra]

iron is easier to get than copper
CHANGE MY MIND

[past bronze]

its true

[past cobalt]

Is there a difference between the golden scythe from the quarry vs a regular upgrade to gold scythe

[desert zinc]

copper is in easier levels

[dry notch]

idt theres a gol upgrade for scythe

[west crane]

Golden has 75% chance to get Hay from grasses, regular has 50%

[shadow sierra]

to me the grind for copper sucks

why do kegs need copper :sob;

[desert zinc]

censor ||gold scythe|| cause is unlocked after you complete bundles in cc
It has more of a chance to get hay, larger range, and does better damage than the regular

[west crane]

Yeah, they appear at low quantity

[desert zinc]

because obviously only pros realize how op the scythe is

[plucky bane]

i get more copper and iron from ||sc|| than the mines

[past bronze]

yeah but ||sc|| is annoying

[west crane]

Don't ask what that is

[jade beacon]

u gonna sleep or play?

[past bronze]

ik

[desert zinc]

new players dont know what sc stands for so it should be fine

[shadow sierra]

spoiler ||sc||

[jade beacon]

||haha spoiler||

[south scroll]

I said this before and a junimo still scold me

[desert zinc]

ive seen moderators use sc here instead of censoring anyway so it should be fine

[past bronze]

bro it spoiled my name in your group-

[south scroll]

This isn't fair

[west crane]

It's 1:47 PM

[dry notch]

is it possible to trade with other players. i wanna trade 89 gold or for idfk wood?

[jade beacon]

whut

[desert zinc]

nope

[shadow sierra]

not rly, u gotta drop

[desert zinc]

Sdv isnt like animal crossing

[south scroll]

That's not how multiplayer works

[past bronze]

in the haley fan group it spoiled my name twice-

[dry notch]

i dont play animal crossing but ok

[jade beacon]

hehe nice

[strong scarab]

if someone joins your multiplayer they cant bring stuff from their own farm

[hollow yoke]

sorry i can’t play rn :( i’m just not in the val mood lol

[dry notch]

hmm i wonder get the big barn or upgrade to gold

[strong scarab]

they start with nothing, just like you did

[hollow yoke]

U GUYS HAVE FUN

[dry notch]

what you guys thinki have 12k

[jade beacon]

alr thanks anyways

[past bronze]

your pfp..

[south scroll]

I hate your new pfp

[strong scarab]

depends what you're upgrading to gold

[south scroll]

Change it back

[desert zinc]

(in animal crossing people far in the game can go over to a new player and give a bunch of stuff they don't have access to yet)

[hollow yoke]

hey guys im jus trynna help the light mode users

[dry notch]

pick or axe

[past bronze]

💀

[south scroll]

Light mode Discord user is a myth

[shadow sierra]

ok sure

[dry notch]

wdym ok sure

[desert zinc]

what season?

[past bronze]

I wanna play stardew on pc so bad😭 .

[desert zinc]

actually nah just upgrade it tbh

[dry notch]

winter

12 year 1

[mystic solar]

what are food buffs? like when i eat eat something and it says like "+2" what does +2 mean

[desert zinc]

oh, well maybe save up for spring so you can buy alot of more crops to make more money to be able to upgrade alot more things

[past bronze]

it means you get good.

[south scroll]

It buffs you

The buff depend on food and drink

[mystic solar]

how does it buff me?

like it says like +2 farming what does that do

[south scroll]

For example coffee give +1 speed makes you faster

[desert zinc]

It depends on the buff, honestly not sure wtf farming or foraging do but for fishing it increases the size of the green bar that helps you fish

[mystic solar]

what about farming and mining

[dry notch]

hmm why are only 2 cows producing milk hmph

[south scroll]

Farming lvl increase chance to harvest better quality crops iirc

[dry notch]

the other day they were working din

fine

[south scroll]

Idk about mining

[mystic solar]

oh ok ty

[plucky bane]

maybe its likelihood to get a ladder?

[rich quartz]

Hi im a new player any suggestions what I can do during winter season?

[desert zinc]

that fits luck alot more

[south scroll]

Or destroy rocks faster

[plucky bane]

hm u right

[south scroll]

Fish and mine

A lot

[west crane]

For weapons,
+Speed, attacks faster
+Weight, Knockback distance

[plucky bane]

no i dont think its destroy faster isnt that like the whole idea of upgrading ur pickaxe

[past bronze]

so it just makes you buff

[desert zinc]

fish, mine, give gifts to other villagers

[south scroll]

Knockback is counter productive most of the time

You want enemies close so you can hit them

[dry notch]

im tired of farming, im just gonna mine coal and gold then sell gold ingots

[west crane]

Yeah

[south scroll]

Things like ghosts is super hard with high weight

[plucky bane]

oh its the amount of energy consumed when you swing a pickaxe 💀

[past bronze]

finish the mines as soon as you can

[west crane]

My battery's 4% oop gtg

[south scroll]

Cya

[plucky bane]

[past bronze]

w- why tho.

[rich quartz]

thankssss

[plucky bane]

😭 you tell me so TIL mining buffs are useless

[dry notch]

him i decided ill upgrade tho pick or axe. i dont really need stone or gold since i have 90 gold ore lying around

[south scroll]

Have you upgraded can?

The watering can?

[dry notch]

i have sprinklers

[past bronze]

[south scroll]

Ah

Then axe

[dry notch]

ayt

[past bronze]

I better make it to level 100 at the end of next month.

[south scroll]

Once you get silver axe you can access the secret woods

[dry notch]

im upgrading to gold so yeah ik

[south scroll]

To the left of traveling cart

[dry notch]

i hav 10 ingots but only 10 k gs gg

[past bronze]

should I sleep

[south scroll]

Lol

[strong scarab]

or a chair

[dry notch]

what does the bridge repair do

[south scroll]

Bruh

[past bronze]

ok no sleep

[south scroll]

What if hes in mobile

[strong scarab]

is that not a thing on mobile?

[south scroll]

Don't assume people playing on 1.5

[strong scarab]

.-.

[south scroll]

Nope

[dry notch]

fuck

[strong scarab]

i didn't do anything wrong

[past bronze]

why you get so mad-

[strong scarab]

back tf off man

[dry notch]

i accidentally upgraded the gold pick

[mystic solar]

are pine trees useful for anything? i literally eradicated my whole farm other than oak trees

[strong scarab]

jesus christ

[dry notch]

FUCK

[strong scarab]

day reset?

[dry notch]

i have to earn another 10 k

[mystic solar]

just reset the day

[dry notch]

how

[strong scarab]

i mean it gives you pine tar

[torn bolt]

I believe you can craft Rain totems with their resign but that's it.

[mystic solar]

exit the game

[past bronze]

leave the game

[dry notch]

ok thanks

[strong scarab]

if you use a tapper

[dry notch]

28.1 hours in the game, i only bought it the other day, am i an addict

[mystic solar]

should i just keep the maple trees and oak trees

[torn bolt]

Yup!

[strong scarab]

rain totems are good tho-

[mystic solar]

ok ty

[strong scarab]

if you don't have sprinklers

[south scroll]

Maple syrup to make bee houses, oak resin for kegs

[mystic solar]

i have had sprinklers all over my farm since spring i think

[south scroll]

Kegs are very good

[strong scarab]

what year?

[mystic solar]

1

[south scroll]

Wha

[strong scarab]

yes, oak resin is needed for kegs, and kegs are super strong

[torn bolt]

Niceeee

[mystic solar]

wait no summer i mean

[strong scarab]

just base sprinklers?

[south scroll]

How

[torn bolt]

Also that cat in your profile is a cutie

[calm sandal]

imagine using normal sprinkler

[velvet gust]

Sprinklers are OP. Don't bother with anything below quality ones tho

[calm sandal]

pain

[strong scarab]

true

[south scroll]

Regular sprinkler is a pain

[mystic solar]

rn i have quality

[past bronze]

imagine using sprinklers || help ||

[mystic solar]

i got to like the bottom of the mine in summer idk how 😭

[calm sandal]

quality is good, u dont even need iridium ver unless u aim for big crops

[velvet gust]

I've used them.. its like a gross checkerboard pattern

[past bronze]

which year did y'all finish mines?

[jade beacon]

||amogus||

[mystic solar]

its my first playthrough aswell so idk what im doing 🥲

[past bronze]

dead game

[velvet gust]

Uhh usually spring 1 for base mine.

[south scroll]

Y1, usually fall

[jade beacon]

y1 spring

[south scroll]

Wha

Damn

You guys are good

[jade beacon]

i have animation cancelling

[velvet gust]

Rush iron/gold for the quality sprinklers. Makes farming ezpz

[south scroll]

I'm early summer and i just hit 75

[calm sandal]

apparently i didnt finish my mine at spring Y1 cuz im too focused on farming coal and iron and

[jade beacon]

i hate those things

[velvet gust]

If I don't have gold by summer 1, I've failed.

[mystic solar]

what should i do in fall rn year 1

[shadow sierra]

i complete mines after getting ||galaxy sword|| using cheats

[mystic solar]

its day 5 and im trying to get kegs cause i didnt get them earlier

[calm sandal]

i need iron for my early passive income crabpot farm

[past bronze]

😮

[south scroll]

Boi

[shadow sierra]

i usually get it before y2

[velvet gust]

Whats your cash situation like?

[mystic solar]

50k only right now

[velvet gust]

Oof

[past bronze]

ok time to sleep, totally gonna sleep and not gonna play stardew valley.

[shadow sierra]

where should i place my crabpots

[velvet gust]

Get them cranberries down

[past bronze]

in the water

[shadow sierra]

which body of water

for money

[past bronze]

a bottle of water

[shadow sierra]

ive never used a crabpot before

[shadow sierra]

.

im srs

[past bronze]

im sorry lmao

[south scroll]

Put it on the river south if your farm

Or on the beach

[shadow sierra]

and what should i do if i get a fish

[south scroll]

Beach is more profitable but a bit farther

[velvet gust]

50/50 ocean river

Different fish

[mystic solar]

nonono

[south scroll]

If you got kitchen, make it to sashimi

[past bronze]

I got 30 crabs wtf

[south scroll]

Recipe from linus 3 heart

[mystic solar]

i already have like 200 pumpkin growing but i have 50k extra

[shadow sierra]

and then sell it?

[shadow sierra]

ik

[velvet gust]

Cranberries are better

[south scroll]

No, eat it for mine diving

[mystic solar]

oh

[past bronze]

both are good.

[shadow sierra]

ok thanks

[mystic solar]

well too late 🥲

[south scroll]

Use it for energy source

[velvet gust]

https://thorinair.github.io/Stardew-Profits/#produce_0-planted_1-maxSeedMoney_0-days_24-fertilizer_0-level_0-season_2-buySeed_false-buyFert_false-average_false-fertilizerSource_0-seeds_(pierre_true-joja_true-special_true)-skills_(till_false-agri_false-arti_false-gatherer_false-botanist_false)-foodIndex_0-foodLevel_0-extra_true-crossSeason_false-foragingLevel_0

[south scroll]

Or sell it if you need money

Both works

[shadow sierra]

how much does sashimi sell for

[past bronze]

cranberries and pumpkins are good. you can get alot of money by selling them both

[shadow sierra]

pumpkins for kegging

[past bronze]

ok actually im gonna sleep

[velvet gust]

Fish ponds are superior. Fight me

[south scroll]

75g

[shadow sierra]

ok ill just eat it

[calm sandal]

turn any fish to 75G sashimi (even legendary)

[south scroll]

It's a great constant source 9f energy

[shadow sierra]

ik lol

[south scroll]

Especially for sc

Bring like 50

Or 100

[calm sandal]

basically as long as u own kitchen and sashimi, u can boost cheap fish to 75G each

[shadow sierra]

imagine someone turned a legendary fish into sashimi

[south scroll]

This

[karmic pecan]

Hi

[shadow sierra]

hi

[past bronze]

bye

[south scroll]

Enlighten me

[wintry hill]

Hiii

[karmic pecan]

Crab

[shadow sierra]

my nuts

[clever spire]

fish ponds suck so this argument better b good

[south scroll]

Fish Pond vs Crabpot

[past bronze]

are in a bottle

[velvet gust]

I don't like crab pots. They smell

[south scroll]

That's....

[shadow sierra]

💀

[clever spire]

interesting

[south scroll]

Bruh

[karmic pecan]

Fishpond argument:
Blob fish and lava eel

[shadow sierra]

lava eel

[desert zinc]

blobfish

[past bronze]

blob fish is obv cuter then every fish

[shadow sierra]

cant lie about this

[desert zinc]

blob not only is technically the better profit but also universal loved item

[past bronze]

put the blob fish mask on your horse

[velvet gust]

Fishermen who use crab pots, aren't really fishing.

[south scroll]

Okay, my counter argument :
Fish pond needs precious farm space, not to mention they can only produce once daily

[karmic pecan]

You can get prismatic shard from fish pond

[calm sandal]

crabpot has better profit per tile than fish pond

[south scroll]

Sure, some of the fishes give amazing drop like prismatic shard

[calm sandal]

but i still using pond for sea cucumber

[karmic pecan]

Also you can get infinite fish from fishponds
Without doing anything

[south scroll]

But their chances are very low

[desert zinc]

yeH, the space can be used for better stuff in a 5x5 area but also: fishies

[south scroll]

And you don't get them most of the time

[karmic pecan]

Infinite fish.

[shadow sierra]

hot

[past bronze]

the moment when you realized you should've fished in the early game

[south scroll]

And how long does it took to get fish to reproduce?

[desert zinc]

bro rainbow trout are one of the worst fish to put in a pond, low ass rate prismatic shard does not make up for it

[velvet gust]

Crab pots don't allow you to have schools of blob fish

[karmic pecan]

I don’t know how long it tooks

[south scroll]

While Crabpot give you fishes in low interval

[calm sandal]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/137345719668310016/543799872575373352/unknown.png

[past bronze]

what grade is the blob fish in?

[south scroll]

Oh wait it also gives trash who you can recycle

Luke quartz

[desert zinc]

fishh

[velvet gust]

S class

[south scroll]

For very cheap bait

[karmic pecan]

Fish pond give infinite fish

[south scroll]

That cost literally nothing

[karmic pecan]

Can also get totems

Also get expensive items

[south scroll]

Yes with a very low chance

[karmic pecan]

And loved items

And food

And roe

[south scroll]

While you can get almost infinite energy from crabpots

[karmic pecan]

Which means caviar

[calm sandal]

fish pond rare items not worth mentioning due to their very low chance

[mystic solar]

is it 1 pumpkin 1 keg?

[south scroll]

AND HOW LONG DOES FISH TOOK TO REPRODUCE?

[karmic pecan]

HOLY HELL CHILL

[past bronze]

💀 wrong reply

[velvet gust]

Fish ponds give God tier loot. Crab pots give you trash, and fish you can use a rod for.

[south scroll]

They're not worth the precious farm space they take

[desert zinc]

mhmm, starfruit space better

[past bronze]

are y'all done yet

[mystic solar]

is it doe?

[shadow sierra]

wtf how many pots do u havw

[south scroll]

And what is the chance they give that god tier loot again? OH WAIT 1%

[past bronze]

#stardew-spoilers

[mystic solar]

how many kegs do i need?

[desert zinc]

it literally is

[calm sandal]

dont belittle trash, they produce refined quartz and cloth, they re more profitable than u think

[south scroll]

TRUEEE

[velvet gust]

Better than 0% from trash pots.

[calm sandal]

their quatz doesnt need coal either

[desert zinc]

ok how tf do I always manage to respond to the wrong message LMFAOO

[south scroll]

Infinite source if quartz

JUST AS A BYPRODUCT

[shadow sierra]

fr

[queen merlin]

Achlually it's 2% mmkay /lh

[karmic pecan]

You can get only like 5 items from crab pot trash

[hasty pond]

https://tenor.com/view/skillissue-skill-issue-gif-22125481

[desert zinc]

ARCANE PLEASE

[strong scarab]

how do i get a ton of quartz?

[calm sandal]

i never make any refined quartz cuz crabpot does the work

[south scroll]

Crab pots is consistent, while you cling to the low chance if op drops

[queen merlin]

[past bronze]

bro this scared me

[karmic pecan]

While you can get dozens of items from fishponds

[desert zinc]

i get enough trash from trying to catch a lava eel

[south scroll]

Keep wishing for RNG ti get that 1% drop

[velvet gust]

Consistently trash

[karmic pecan]

Plus there’s not a lot of recipes you can even use refined quartz for

[shadow sierra]

what does ||gold clock|| do again

[south scroll]

Do i need yo remind you again the constant source 9f quartz you get from that trash?

[queen merlin]

Post cc is gold clock

[velvet gust]

Fences and whatnot don't decay

[queen merlin]

I will answer in #stardew-spoilers ig

[desert zinc]

one time it took me literally 100+ trashes in order to get a lava eel

[shadow sierra]

anything about weeds

[past bronze]

was it worth it

[desert zinc]

idk the file is gone

[past bronze]

oh dang-

[civic torrent]

hey i have a quick question! i have the option to give alex a bouquet but its only fall and i cant get his 8 heart event until summer should i wait? or can i give him the bouquet and still get the event cutscene later??

[desert zinc]

yeah i deleted it

[calm sandal]

fish pond never been a profitable branch, although lava eel and blobfish are good, they'd never topping any profit making method because how much space 1 pond take to build.
But doesnt mean fishpond are useless, I farmed sea cucumber from fishpond, its used to make the op lucky lunch for mine diving

[south scroll]

Again, the worst point of fish pond is they take farming space

For small, small, small chance if op loot

[desert zinc]

You'll get the cutscene even after you give a bonquet

[mystic solar]

Can somebody please tell me if a keg or a jar is better

[velvet gust]

Because farming space is so limited

[hasty pond]

depends on the crop but usually keg is better

[mystic solar]

pumpkins

[velvet gust]

Iirc jar for veggies keg for fruit

[south scroll]

While crabpots is cheap, doesn't need farm space, and constant as long as you has baits

[hasty pond]

kegs

[desert zinc]

found that out after giving abigail a bonquet and later being surprised that i never did her 4 heart event

[shadow sierra]

keg

[south scroll]

Because it is

[karmic pecan]

For example:
Pumpkins are better in jars
But ||ancient fruit is better for kegs||