#stardew-valley
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what did i walk into
leave while u can
Take a screenshot and look at it the next time you think about calling me rude ❤️
is that a threat? 
Your trolling
trueeee. i unlocked my greenhouse so i feel less stressed about making sure i have enough crops. still trying to figure out the best way to hoard/not hoard LOL
It's a loving suggestion.
Who is wounding you so badly
literally what
I assure you it's not a spoiler to talk to Haley.
Its a pleasure to do so
Literally that.
you know i was pretty normal until i joined here
trigger warning : ||haley||
what is everyone doin rn?
lmao
so true bannis
😡 im so mad rn
I'm pretty happy at the moment.
toughen up
cool :3
There seems to be a lot of tension in here, lets all take a breather
How is Sebastian to be married to I like he's emo style
Pulling up weeds in my yard
oo nice
about to finish cc in year one for the first time 
oo awesome! i have one bundle left but it's winter 28 y1
I’m very exhausted
niceee
i just married emily! and re-arranging my farm
what's that?
Hello zaquova I assure you this is the chillest this place has been in the last millenia and I intend to try and keep it that way ❤️
oh gosh golly do I love new farmers
Community center
good! emily best girl
junimo inspired starfish
its quite wholesome
nvm wtf
Yo that looks epic!
what's wrong with it
wdym it looks good
Opinion tolerated, however I disagree
Yeah but that was so unexpected 😂
A bit cursed but epic nonetheless!
stunning
I love that little starfish
i didn't feel like joining whatever conversation was going on
Incredible.
jumpscare warning
when i say best girl i dont mean best girl in stardew, it's just a nice compliment i give :)
You know what, you can have this one 
heyoooo 
thanks :)
❤️
Ah yes, agreement reached
Emily has a lovely family ❤️
this was such a nice interaction
Yes she does ❤️
you like eating rocks?
best girl is clearly ||Hoobinshmobbin||
Rocks are amazing
sorry i didnt mean to leave it unspoiled
Undoubtedly
i forgot she was post cc
How do u spoiler a small section
||
!spoiler
before and after
To mark text as a spoiler, use || before and after your message. Example: ||I'm a spoiler!|| -> ||I'm a spoiler!||.
To mark an image as a spoiler, before sending it:
On mobile: Tap on the image preview, then select the "Mark as spoiler" checkbox below the image. You may need to scroll down to see the option.
On desktop: Click the pencil icon (labelled "Modify Attachment") at the top right of the image preview. Select the "Mark as spoiler" checkbox.
|| hmm ||
Hey has anyone ever played multiplayer on switch before?
And did it work
No, sozz..
bro said nothing
i can help you figure it out if you'd like
i have a switch and sdv
yeah
Yo how did you do that?
No I'm not looking for someone to play with, it's just I'm trying to join a world or create one but it's not showing up for the other party
And most online help is just about pc
i can help you out when i charge it
but that will probably take like 20 mins
Put 2 * then space then 2 more
How?
👍
you tryna tell me its not magic with that name??
Thanks ❤️
Most based chat has ever been
what what point do i unlock ||lightning rods||?
Okay thanks
sometime
You can get batteries when they are struck by lightning!
foraging lvl 6? i believe
It's kinda frustrating how it won't work
how do i marry maru
oof so a long way aways
can't find a charger sorry:(, make sure you both have wifi connected and try having him restart his switch
First date her until 10 hearts then gift her a mermaid pendant
this is so mean
Does it only work with wifi and not mobile data?
||Get a mermaid pendant at the east beach while it's raining!||
||you need a mermaid pendant||
@gritty sapphire You leveled up to Cowpoke. You can now speak in our voice channels and share images in all channels!
What lvl is your axe?
Any time broski
whoops wrong reply
mobile data will be laggy but it should
What lvl is your axe?
that moment when
but maybe try on wifi because mobile data is slower
im so cool now
i need more tappers
me too
Incredible. Magnificent even.
not me buying wood and copper just for this
Oh okay bc we are both connected i see her online, but it's just not showing up at all whether i host or she does
just go to the mines
Hi gays
its faster to buy tbh
MOREE!
Sadly i have no wifi atm
my biggest flex is never running out of stone
hi 
Taptopia in this bitch EEEHEHE
❤️ 
yeah its probably on your side,
Ily/plat
Ew
just wait till whenever you have wifi and see
ily2 /p
But my data has worked with fall guys and online Minecraft servers so it should be able ti handle this
Mmm yes polilitics
:(
no e dating in this discord 😠
did you try joining via invite code?
what happens when i fix the fish tank
That's a option?
Let us discuss then
i didn't ask for you to talk to me (so leave me alone)
/platonic
I forgive you.
i don't know, you can check
Bozo
you are literally in a public server, in a public channel
correct.
anyone can talk to anyone you're not the center of the world lmfao
i'm well aware.
Ty I don't forgive you 💅🤩 slay tho, love that there's forgiveness in your heart
🍿
Opinion on international banana prices?
well anyway idc that much
Yo man spread love not hate ❤️

Luna you're the center of MY world you wanna talk about which trees are best to tap
Right on! ❤️
I will not take advice from a haley enjoyer
shit is about to get interesting
Mmm yes yes I agree
yes /p
Spread hate not love 😍
L
ok anyway gotta go
Have a good one ❤️ 
That is not the way 
currently doing the trees that give me oak resin so i can make kegs @hasty stone
Oak resin slays/gen
ty <3 /p
Thank you thank you, thou art a knowing one thyself
Me when the
tomorrow im gonna make a lot of money
same honestly
I feel you.
Ikr 
i hate it when
mood
WAIT WHAT
really one of the most things to ever happen
@dreamy spear how was your date? ❤️ ❤️
@hasty stone
Mhm yes yes
tons of money :)
WHY DID IT GIVE ME A "your message could not be delivered" notice?!!! THIS IS A PUBLIC SERVER
probably lag
bad wifi
108 sf?
Damn
fr
skill issue
It's not bad
@hidden meadow You leveled up to Farmer. You're now a prettier shade of blue. Thanks for sticking around!
That does not slay
ayyy
sorry you had to find out that way
~3k * 108 
A date 📅
They didn't have a calendar before , good to know.
Congrats!! ❤️
Someone math for me
yes
i just joined like 5 days ago what am i doing with my life
I'd cuss you out/j but you have a Haley pfp which is the most based thing ever so all I can tell you is you slay
SLAY QUEEN
Nanners
3k × 108 is like 320k
324k!
uh... it didnt give me that much the first time i sold em all
I was close enough
Didn't show up
i don't think
Artisan + wine
The 3k price is with artisan
oh, yeah, i don't have that many kegs yet
Doesn't make sense that it works for other games but not this
the economy of this game is wild
i agree
me too
Marnie makes more selling 1 hay than Robin makes per hour building a silo
you can literally sell tea saplings for 500g
blitz heyo
hey man how you doing
it was fun 
||You get a pan and can get ore out of bodies of waters. ||
The silo is on the house.
You are just paying 100g for her to come to your farm
and chonkers how are yah
She wants to make you feel at home that's why the silo price is so low
im doin fine, how about you
not much interesting, I heard someone at the grocery store say "it's morbin time"
I'm glad to hear that! Do you think it might lead somewhere?
lmao
what a chad
Not answering is acceptable too don't worry.
dalla 
i hope so 🫣
I was really concerned for this server because I read the role of Desperado as Despacito
||and then she charges you half a mil on someone else's house
||
Nice. Good luck! ❤️
ty
she just hates her lmao
hbu?
going to different colleges tho sadly
does picking up crystals in the mine count towards any exp
Chocococo
How are you doing ✨
Bro I was looking through the lfg and I can’t find anyone on Xbox 💀
How far?
I think robin is the reason why ||they're living in a van in the first place, I am sure she sabotaged her original house while building it and then it made it fall and she sold them a van to make money||
To pay back for her hospitality towards you
not too far maybe 40 mins away im learning how to drive
im alr i took the day off today so i'm just chillin :) hbu?!
She called the house crusty 
You call that hospitality 
Ohh nice
I just came back from practice , cooking some food :)
Niiiceee. So you'll be able to take them out on drives!
omg
She isn't wrong tho
😂
uhhh
And then she shamelessly advertises her business
Yo you 2 have same profile pictures!
hmmm
ooohh food i should probably eat it's almost 2pm and i haven't yet lol
omg, no shit
You need her 🕴️
i just noticed
yea that’d be amazing
I don't think so
You get mining xp only for breaking rocks if that's what you mean.
sick
no like picking up quartz and stuff
True 🕴️
Eat, it's important for the body
Even if you aren't too hungry , still eat
You can chill better if you got energy :)
Sorry for the health speech xD
yh
no that doesn't provide experience.
Since they are not iridium when you max out foraging I believe you do not get foraging xp either for picking them up.
I mean it's basically foraging rocks.
i kinda thought that xd
🧠
Yeah lol baffled me too for a good minute.


SYNC
Noo..

People these days...
Not handshaking after syncing
ok i pull up
Sooo cuteeee!!
on that note how do i level up foraging because the "running around to pick up stuff all day" isnt effective
Tearing down trees.
Chop trees
Cutting hardwood and trees
oh my god i forgot about trees
shed a tear, this is a masterpiece
yeh those large stumps give lots of xp.
so going to the secret forest everyday can help level up your foraging.
Irl
Hard worker I see.
Not really but it had to get done
Initiative taker I see.
how do i attach thing to my fishing rod on mobile
Also no
wait how about getting fruit off fruit trees is that foraging xp?
Don’t question da wizard
I believe so
I don't think soo.
Dallaaaaa 
Person who doesn't think much of themselves but are actually awesome ❤️ I see.
That’s what people tell me
Hi
o/
❤️
you genuinely seem like a nice guy
Hey welcome 
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
LOOK AT MY CHICKENS HEHE
NOOOOO
Awesome person who acknowledges other peoples awesomeness ❤️ I see. 😂

NOOOO
they r so much fluffier and fatty xD
❤️ ❤️ ❤️
i think i got rid of my other sword too..
rip, reset day?
om,g ur smart
not possible
u realize that screen is post-sleeping
oh :(
:(
;-;
oh no
u wake up in the clinic dont you
guess i dont have a sword anymoire lmao
how do i hatch dino egg
On the bright side, u get more of a challenge
big coop
u put it in incubator in big coop
ty

still possible
By force quitting maybe
stardew saves 2 save files, one of them being the day earlier
lememem look
oh really..?
if u die in the mines u can reset the day still i think
can i buy a sword from the one guy
so you just overwrite that old one with the current and now you're on the previous day
Yeah but to be honest it's not very good.
better than not having a sword.. :(
Maybe you can just look if you can get it back via lost and found.
from the adventurers guild
just wait for a ||pshard||
wheres that
Well thank you
adventure guild
Annnngeeellll
Adventurers guild..
ofc man
ty
tysmmm
؛-؛
npnpn xD i love all the animals they look so much cuter
ive been in the adventurers guild once for the quest and havent been there since i dont think lmao
Watch Kaguya sama you will love it❤️.
I dont even think the "waking up next day" is true, you just wake up with like 3 health the same day
where is copper most abundant within the "mines"
so resetting should be possible
where it starts
It's boring there lol.
Floors 1-20 I think
mm

most efficient way for me is going to floor 21, clear it and reset the floor
u may war it as well
how do you reset the floor?
leave and come back
🧠
just the floor or the mines entirely
its really small so youll see all the ores immediately
To each their own. ❤️
take the stairs up and go back via elevator
But they don't believe me it's amazing. And they like romance anime so it's sad to me they don't wanna watch it 
Elevator to 20, go down, mine, go up, elevator to 20, etc
‘twas a love is war pun
Anyone know of any online places that post inspo for decorating the town etc? I thought there would be some on here lol
marney, this is a fire hazard.
❤️
#farms-and-outfits maybe?
She secretly loves arson
It's fine 
force lewis to do it
look at the stardew subreddits
❤️
Heres prolly my favorite of the ones ive seen
how do i get alot of foraging xp bc ive been hitting trees for 6 days now and nothing
I couldn’t tell you how many times I’ve seen this
That a mod?
this is from the guy who decorated the whole world right
does marnie not work on tuesday
it looks like a texture pack
i have some photos if ya wanna see :P
nah not modded
nah
its really nice
you can put grass outside your farm
its 9 and shes not there
it doubles the quality of any area
fences and paths and plants and lighting and stuff too
oh I've decorated ||the desert|| once
and a few houses
farmsofstardewvalley is good
is steam down for anyone else
you can sort by farm type which is nice
gn
yus omg its so pretty :)
thanks!

thats progress
Plant wild seeds & prioritize tree stumps
This looks wonderful.
i'm only going to decorate my farm
i cant be bothered to decorate the insides of buildings or places outside my farm
its worthh it
you mean hit the tree stumps or leave them bc i havent been breaking them bc i heard they make more seeds grow
kind of
If I cut a tree and leave the stump, will it grow back?
I once built the dwarf a crib but those are the extents of my abilities.
me decorating my coops over here :
no iirc
just plant the seed
Oki doki, thanks
Just cut it down trees will regrow over time.
if you cut off someone's head will they still be alive? (no)
no but it will spread seeds
Chop hardwood tree stumps down, they give whopping 25 foraging xp
If that's what's worrying you.
Oh that sounds helpful
I’ll do that soon
oh yea ive been doing that i thought you meant the stumps after you cut a tree
but its not helping im just stuck at level 9 and im trying to get perfection
Is there a way for iridium quality goat cheese?
I think that's the best other than mass duping wild seeds
casks
ok thanks
Yes.
age cheese
is there a certain level in the mines that prismatic jelly appears?
aged goat cheese is pretty good
1.2% to replace any slime, so no.
just any with slimes
alr ty
its random, resetting something like floor 5 over and over again worked for me
hihi new farmers
oh yeah that works
i dont recognize anyone in this chat :(((((( im good hru ?
Yeah I'm pretty upbeat today.
HI CHOCO !!!
oh noooo i have noooo clueeeee whoooo you areeeeee

the homies need to come online fr
I just started this game a few days ago
Me when no homies 
oh hey! welcome!
well depends which route you want to go
Buying the joja membership disables the community center, just in case you didnt know
Barn is better.
you cannot collect stuff for the bundles anymore and so on
cc forces u into progression which is probably the best thing u could ask for
especially on ur first playthrough
i wouldnt say one is better, they both have different stories n stuff
i would say coop to start tbh
where does willy live?
more manageable early game + dino eggs
chickens are cheap and profitable so yeah
i prefer CC cuz its easier for new players and im lazy, but joja is a cool route too
Does anyone one know what this cave is next to the dwarfs hangout??
You will find out once you repair the bridge
at the beach, in his shop
Ooh alright
aahh yesyes xD thanks

why aren't my chickens eating
the house at the docks! he lives upstairs of his shop (up the ladder, but you cant go there :( unfortunately)
It’s concerning how much I already played this
maybe they ate outside already?
they're grumpy and "look a little thin"
one of us, one of us 
their food is the grass from outside
if you keep their coop doors open, they likely go outside and eat the grass around there and dont eat the hay you set out
i dont give them hay
i wasnt paying attention to my health and finally found one of those rainbow slime and fucking died im goign to goi nsnaen
they're supposed to go outside and eat but they dont
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
They wont go outside if its raining
not raining
huh
are the coop doors open?
hmm, they might be going out and eating and you just dont notice
probably, but id say its pretty large
my cow goes out and eats perfectly fine
Why is Shane so rude
when you interact with them is it the heart or the little squiggle
emo
squiggles
Do they even have grass to eat?
make sure it's GRASS not weeds
ah, maybe try getting some hay and setting it out for them
Me when I was 45kg like 3 years ago
You better now?
Yes?
55~kg now
That's a bit far.
my best guess is thats too far, idk
yeah, try buying some hay from marnie and putting it down for them and wait for the grass to grow closer
i could get grass starters
Whats happening
Keep on the gain!
I still look like a skeleton
Chicken problems.
damned chickens
I could literally pull this face off: 💀
Just fence them in?
the problem is they're not eating
Anybody know the train schedule
howdy
fencing them in will only make the problem worse
Are you giving them the right food?
Make sure that they have hay out in their barn, but I have mine fenced in with their grass so they eat both
Remove grass, fence them in, feed them haY
grass starters are annoying and take a while to grow, go buy some hay for them or build a silo
a silo would probably be easier
yup
smh and i was excited for spring so i didnt have to do that
how do i attach thing to my fishing rod on mobile
what type of rod do you have?
Hover it over the fishing rod
Just a note, bait & tackle is different thing, that might explain if you can't
the one that willy sells for 1500 i think i forgi the name
hmm okay, i dont actualyl play mobile but my first thought was that you were maybe using the wrong rod
You need Iridium fishing rod
got it back :D
Fiberglass takes just bait
Iridium takes bait and tackles
what key should my animation cancel be?
i have mine as space
ok thank you
YYAYY!!
You know what I will ask you right?
no.
Wtf I googled and I'm still considered underweight
its random
How do you animation cancel?
i use an ahk script
yeah i can send u one if u want
such a time saver... it hurts me to not use it
Saves a lot of time for the day
i want to start animation cancelling but im too lazy to install one
It's worth it trust me
do it
Is the golden scythe the best one you can buy?
yeah same
i think this needs to be spoilered
You don't buy it.
Also yeah spoiler it.
||you unlock it after getting quarry then you enter the mines next to it||
the silly boi
slay
They should make golden styche upgradable to Iridium on 1.6 qol changes, along with copper pan 
And then you can harvest stuff with the iridium scythe ,imagine
BRO UR CATS DROWNING FR! You gotta help him!
It has 100% rate of obtaining hay
75% is already good
100% feels overkill
Yeah
i don't see why you'd need that much hay
you never have enough hay
its like wood, you think you're fine until you need 4730472398417
Until you need Pi without the decimal point
This person woke up and decided to speak facts
i have barely slept in the past month
On the topic of hay, if you buy hay does go into your silo automatically?
no you gotta put it in
It does not
No
With like a hopper or like right click on it?
i just keep a chest next to my silo or next to my barn
click on the silo with hay in your hand
Flashbacks to that one time i bought 3 thousand hay
each silo holds like, 240?
Ok cool thanks
LMAO
Rather build more silos, just put a chest beside it, fill the silo whenever you need
no beer
I only have 200 left send help
Based
i have like 1.4k, i'll send you some since i don't really need it yet
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1Sf5tG7BZ_nskVTRKOiB3GVQNTA6UXizEliTwER0tVio/edit?usp=sharing
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1ZQFIwHTFZ8rcghJpQXiHlc8ge7LmjYJjBw8faWSo34k/edit?usp=drive_web&ouid=100912093786510335224
For those who fish, these are 2 tables of all Crabpot drops and all fishing drops + other info. Enjoy
Sheet1
Picture/Icon,Name,Location,Time,Weather,Uses,Season,NOTE: This might not have all the locations, but has atleast one or the main one
Trash,Crab Pot, Fish Pond, Fishing Pole, Grabage Can,Any,Any,Recycling, Tailoring,All
Driftwood,Crab Pot, Fish Pond, Fishing Pole, Grabage Can,Any,Any,Recyc...
Printable_Sheet
Name,Location,Time,Weather,Uses,Season
Herring,Ocean,Anytime,Any,,Spring,Winter
Eel,Ocean,4pm – 2am,Rain,Night Fishing Bundle Fried Eel Spicy Eel,Spring,Fall
Anchovy,Ocean,Anytime,Any,,Spring,Fall
Flounder,Ocean,6am – 8pm,Any,Seafoam Pudding,Spring,Summer
Sardine,Ocean,6am – 7pm,Any
Crab pot sucks
Damn would be useful for my 2 coops and 2 barns
You need it to finish the CC
i just have 1 barn and 1 coop, got the dinosaurs and chickens all in one thing
then the cows and goats and what ever else i got
It does not have any purpose other than that & fishing achievement, it cost a lot & cannot even get your money back
all in 1 barn
I have a coop for like 2 of each animal including chicken variations,a coop for chickens only,a barn for 2 of each animal,and a barn for pigs
im waiting for my head to actually think of how to organize my farm before i start building more barns and coops lol
So one is for variety the other is for profit,this goes for both the barn and the coop
Oh gl with that its painful
Putting something cool in the middle is amazing tho
Symmetry
im only on the end of year 2 😭
What farm format do you have
Yes.
i just got the basic one cause i started playing a few weeks ago
Hello
Ah, alot of just empty space
i actually have it filled quite a bit
You could try using the planner
Hello new
Don't you love it when your rabbit has full friendship and decided not to give rabbit's foot
@west crane You leveled up to Cowpoke. You can now speak in our voice channels and share images in all channels!
Oh hi,welcome!
Hi
hello _
Hi
Hello!!
Hello

Don't be scared.
I was told someone named new is around here now?
is that leon kennedy
Come take a cookie 🍪

Is there certain days where Willy isn’t open besides festivals?
🤝 🍪
yes it is Leon S Kennedy
Here is your cookie.
saturdays, unless its raining!
only another 247 more days til re4 remake
Non rainy saturdays
he likes to go fishing
non rainy saturdays

That’s why he’s not there

It’s Saturday
Just one day per week?
aww sorry kars
yeah unlike marnie
I hibernate
damn yeah willys there more than robin and marnie
he's probably my top 5 favorite characters
marnie has a life sorry

Should i go for rancher or tiller?
welcome to the server shortcake!
according to myor lewis marnie hates clay. guess what im gonna do tomorrow
Hello!!
Tiller
tiller
give her diamonds
tiller and then artisan at level 10
tiller can get u artisan absolutely tiller
Alright thank you guys
Me when artisan
how be all?
Tf you mean "tomorrow"????'
Me when +40% to artisan goods
im in the future
whoa pelle in the future
sorry
Quite good, hbu?
im doin alright glad you're good 
I am currently in the discord server of the popular farming game named stardew valley 😃
Theyre time traveling now???wow new farmers really is wild
lmao
No way me too
yeah, the 1.6 update adds guns
whoa, what a coincidence! i am too!

I'll tell you 1 thing about the future
go on
You know someone technically did time travel xD
The nerve of that man
how do i get a calander i missed linus's birthday and im never forgiving myself
I think Robin or The Scam artist
ty
Best man Linus
NAh willy
robin
hello!
Quite good
I think I messed up my rareseed harvest by 1 day ;/
Hello!!
i woke up at 11 am cause i thought it was the 19th but its the 18th, and i have to do something on the 19th
Damn
so overall good
i see youre a hero enjoyer, but i am doing pretty okay lolz
Pretty happy. You?
NOOOO omg thats hell
50 seeds gone ):
They are like 1000 a piece right?
on year 2
;-;\
ohhh shit
What is this little hut on my Beach farm that just randomly appeared
F
FIFTY???
jesus
rip thats like 50k worth of seeds alone
ykw, fair enough
send pic
yeah
try hitting it with an axe!! probably a box/krate that washes up sometimes
my heart breaks for you azure, i am so sorry 😔
School sucks..
hmmmm I wonder if using cheats to grow them will fill my empty soul....
I get to start my senior year 
If you are on beach farm then it's like a crate you can break?
congrats!!
Almost done with normal school
If you mean Elliot's crib then I really don't have words to express myself.
Good luck!
Nice man, I’m going into my junior year after summer
Oh ive heard about those,you just scythe them or smth right
WHEEZE
Im going into high school (:
Good luck!
Oh no
Junior year testing is pretty rough but I also enjoyed junior year so
yep its abt to be hell
Unfortunate
oh man how old r u
I think like the crates in mines. But I never played beach.
Middleschool was the worst. Highschool is good...just avoid drugs
I cant play stardew for 14 hrs a day now since I have inschool learning ;-;
Cmon no tos pls..
uwu
Im almost on my Last highschool year and the ammount of hours i spend on that hell is concerning
me writing my 4000 word essay 
3 kids got expelled for doing drugs last year in my class (8th grade)
Yeah, and my parents put me into a prep school so it’s like twice as hard as normal hs
:wheeze:
Ive seen random people smoking in school and they never get expelled somehow
Hah I'm in a special highschool that used to be for court sent kids
its not fun
Hmm...I've got 8 hearts with Maru, but two of them are dark grey. What does that mean?

But bassicaly I get more one to one learning and less kids per class
its basically an undergrad thesis 
Are you married?
And E credit 
Any romanceable npc does that
The last 2 are unlocked with dating
^^
Oh yeah.
... Is this, a fellow maru lover???
And then 2 more with marriage
Not yet, but she did electrocute me yesterday
g a s p
That is correct
Damn relationship goals
I ended up chasing Alex again....
She's very easy to gift with gold lol
;-;
back on that grind again
Mood
maru mad cute
Yeah lol
Damn I wish we got some Haley supporters in chat but it is what it is.
I had to write a ten page paper for my sophomore history final
ONGGGGGG
Haley slander for the win
i enjoy a bit of haley every now and then
boooooooooooo 🤮 🤮
still dont like alex.
can I get a ||marriage ||||amulet ||with 8 hearts and boyfriend status or do I need 10 hearts?
🥲
You need 10
shes actually adorable whehe i cant believe how underrated she is
Do you have a kitchen?
yes!
You need kimchem
10 hearts then!
Its cause of her dad
Did i hear a haley slander? 
watch me not get another rainy day until spring haha

Haley slander
Demetrius is a dick ngl
rain totem? 👀
She called me dirty....I'm a very clean person
^
I don't have a recipe for that yet
It cannot rain in winter btw.
According to Jas i smell like grass.
Tell me when did u last shower in game
wich one?
OOOH okay then good luck 
Atleast its gonna be on spring 3 so its early
left
Gatherer
||forester||
Gatherer
Forester early on
Right.
i do gatherer but forester is pretty good
@cunning mist You leveled up to Cowpoke. You can now speak in our voice channels and share images in all channels!
rip I better get to 10 hearts before winter and pray for rain
naw because why does our farmhouse not have a bathroom 🤨
The day before actually U^U I use the bath house after mining to regain energy
Im on day 21 of fall
I really wanna make a deez nuts joke out of this.
We are about to have spouse wars again 🤣
No one has a bathroom in the town
Did u use any soap?
ok so their pretty even (judging by the responses) so imma just pick randomly
ykw, fair enough
I used all the soap
...
Pick the "Gatherer" option so you can gather deez nuts
wait so how dare haley call us dirty when she hasnt showered either??!?!!
robin does
Clunt's bed exists though.
We didn't need to know that, it cost you 0 dollars to say that
You mean demetrius lab????
LMAO
thats a lab? it looks like a bathroom.
LMAO ITS A LAB
Alex uses the bath house just saying
So alex just stays sweaty after all those training
omg crystalline 😭
||Linus is the cleanest person in the village, there is a cutscene of him bathing||
No he goes to the bath house
stan linus ❤️
He can look at himself in the mirror there.
Ah
Fr ,but that cutscene is kinda concerning
linus best npc <3
I'll look at him all day
heck yeah bois lets get this bread
Nice
Mmm fall yes cozy and mushrooms and pumpkins and leafs falling
do you make maple syrup by tapping a maple tree?
Actually technically the charecters bathe cause if you look at the locker they all have swimsuits in there
Yeah
yes
yes
yes
Okie 😄
Yes
Lmao the whole chat just turned to answer that specific question
Xd
Yeah but they never use it
penny will in a cut scene haha
I feel like george probably makes evelyn or alex sponge bathe him in their kitchen sink
yuk
lol sorry
Good night ❤️
what should i do with my eggs
and does making it mayo sell for more
and should i just keep them for later or use it for mayo and sell
Mayo and sell.
How do I get mayo?
@frail zenith You leveled up to Cowpoke. You can now speak in our voice channels and share images in all channels!
Youre only gonna need large eggs for the cc
ok ill make mayo from small eggs and save large ones
Save only one of each color
One white one brown
small and large?
No one large and White and one large and brown
you need to have mayonnaise machine then you just slap an egg in there
Nice thanks
Blu chickins
Blu name colour
Yo spoiler.
Everyone is blue now

Nvm
You look more green
Don't hide.
I was going to stay quiet until you said that 
pickle 
Incredible
4 hearts with linus feeling good
❤️ 💯
8 hearts with maru, feeling good
wild bait time 
you shouldnt feel good about that
Linus is always the one i befriend quicker
10 hearts with
feeling good
Nice lol
divorced maru feeling good
10 hearts with the wizard feeling good
maru sucks
Eh here you are 
thought you were going to say something something Haley
can i get a drip check tho?

Haley enjoyer detected, opinion rejected
We need more magic buildings
missing second ring otherwise 7/10
Sheeeeesh
Uh?
am poor
Didn't even read huh.
Glowstone ring
Agreed I want to build my own wizard tower on my farm
yeah i said im poor
I'm too exhausted.
what about a stardew valley enjoyer 
i dont have any solar essence
Oh rip

You dont even have a glow ring or a magnet ring?
Not yet not yet.
Eat a field snack, you'll be fine
no ive only got a sturdy ring
Pain
Eat 11 algae
Drink exactly 3 maypel seerup
Farming 9 😎
Very nice
Bruh you manually water your crops 🤣
so?
ive only got basic sprinkler unlocked so its pointless
Jk
Though so
wumbus loves trees
Me skipping the basic sprinklers
Cat 😻
Wumbus seems like a good boy
Basic sprinkler can make a decent farm
remember to water your wumbus daily ❤️


