stardew-valley

[hollow yoke]

i love cat emotes

[visual umbra]

Epic!

[cobalt hare]

mfw I hear clucking in the morning and realize I left the coop door open

[visual umbra]

Oh no!

Is everything okay?!

[cobalt hare]

no the boogie man got them

[visual umbra]

Oh no!

Is everything okay?!

[hollow yoke]

The chickens will remember that

[cobalt hare]

Yes Bertha and Chris P Chkn are fine

[visual umbra]

Haha!

[cobalt hare]

why are you typing like you're texting your boss

☹️

Cause the CEO is here

[visual umbra]

Haha!

[cobalt hare]

[upper swift]

Did someone say chicken

[past bronze]

no

[upper swift]

wanna revive it?

[cobalt hare]

sure

[upper swift]

Lewis is hotter than Haley

[lofty herald]

real

[visual umbra]

https://tenor.com/view/stardew-valley-haley-gif-23050236

[lofty herald]

just ping @ everyone

[limber heron]

good morning robin

[upper swift]

Joja is the best route

[lofty herald]

no :(

[upper swift]

Alex is the best bachelor

[visual umbra]

https://tenor.com/view/me-explaining-to-the-discord-why-haley-is-the-best-stardew-valley-girl-gif-17171747

[past bronze]

We already had a billion fights about haley

[wooden pine]

ill hear u out

[split kiln]

good news.

[wooden pine]

convince me

[visual umbra]

Turkish ice cream man never lies!!!

[split kiln]

I just married Penny

[upper swift]

well it seems like a good moment to have another

[upper swift]

yipeee!

[past bronze]

just let the chat be dead

[hidden meadow]

[winter flume]

i married shane but i regret it

[upper swift]

facts

[past bronze]

why?

[lofty herald]

Leave Benis

[hidden meadow]

Dont tell me how to live my life Beagel

[winter flume]

my friend convinced me that he gave cool gifts

[lofty herald]

reported for evading ban

[visual umbra]

1. She is hot af.
2. She is pretty.
3. She is beautiful.
4. She has georgeus hair.
5. She is georgeus.
6. Incredible development arc.
7. She is hot.
8. Did I say she is beautiful.
9. Haley clumsy PORTRAIT>>>
10. She is hot.

[thorny sparrow]

im married to the crops like a real farmer

[lofty herald]

real

[wooden pine]

all reasonable points

[winter flume]

married to that grind 😤💪

[upper swift]

cant talk about post marriage much but

he just isnt a very good spouse imo

[thorny sparrow]

[visual umbra]

Because I know what I'm talking about.

[past bronze]

oh.

[wooden pine]

i married sebastian

[visual umbra]

Ew.

[wooden pine]

like a boss

[winter flume]

my friend is obsessed with sebastian 😭

it's so funny

[wooden pine]

me too

[upper swift]

https://tenor.com/view/sebastian-stardew-valley-sebastian-stardew-valley-sebastian-stardew-my-beloved-gif-20459280

sebastian best spouse

[wooden pine]

even tho i havent played in like months

[rigid ruin]

He'd be alright if he wasn't a smoker

[wooden pine]

during my sdv phase i printed out his entire wiki page in case my internet ever went out 💀

[winter flume]

sebastian's cool

[upper swift]

i thought he was just a edgy teenage emo but no
hes much more than that lol

[upper swift]

He does try doing better tho :)

[past bronze]

still a emo you just know more about him

[upper swift]

screaming crying

[winter flume]

he's not my type but sometimes i go for him

bc he's pretty cool

[visual umbra]

Yeah an annoying edgy teenage emo.

[winter flume]

:(

[upper swift]

yeah im not really into emos (even though i like dressing up in dark clothes and listening to metal ) but seb is responsible, has a job and such and i liked that

[silver bolt]

good morning

[past bronze]

gm

[winter flume]

good morning :D

[visual umbra]

Did you watch Kaguya sama?

[upper swift]

emo aesthetic i love
but im just not attracted romantically to emos if that makes sense lolol not my type

[silver bolt]

whats that

[midnight moss]

thnx for letting me know!

[visual umbra]

Anime I reccomended to you yesterday.

Rude.

[silver bolt]

i was high as fuck all day yesterday so anything u told me i rly dont rmemeber

what is it tho ill watch it rn

[cobalt hare]

Emos are attractive until I remember they usually have severe issues

[visual umbra]

Watch Kaguya sama love is war.

[silver bolt]

ok

[visual umbra]

You said you like romance animes.

[silver bolt]

yes

i a ma sucker for romacnce

[visual umbra]

One of the best out there.

[strong scarab]

||quarry|| officially cleared

[silver bolt]

better then your lie in april?

[past bronze]

the fluttershy pfp and what you said just made me laugh-

[upper swift]

nice!

[silver bolt]

omg i love ylia

[hollow yoke]

watch orange while ur at it

[visual umbra]

💯 💯

[winter flume]

i love romacnce

[silver bolt]

romance>

[upper swift]

romacne

[cobalt hare]

just unlocked the quarry, what the heck is this place in the cave?!

[past bronze]

I love food

[cobalt hare]

it’s all monsters and normal stones

[winter flume]

romcnace

[cobalt hare]

Slice of life > romance

[visual umbra]

Not finished yet. But Yiur lie in april was too depressing.

[silver bolt]

theres a quarry??

[strong scarab]

same

[past bronze]

yes

[silver bolt]

yes i cried every time i rewatched it its so good but os sad

[hollow yoke]

fight to the end of the cave and u will see

[silent cedar]

How do only 39% of players have this 😭

[silver bolt]

why does it say im still new ive been here for like 2 days or smt

[cobalt hare]

alright

[wooden pine]

anohana. sobbed.

[visual umbra]

Violet evergarden>>>>>>Anything.

[silver bolt]

ANOHANA SO GOOD

[past bronze]

💀

[hollow yoke]

furzona's on :O

[cobalt hare]

Look on the store page, the ones in your library are inaccurate

[strong scarab]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[upper swift]

not all of us are as talented as you are

[wooden pine]

i keep yelling at my friends to watch it but they refuse 🙄

[winter flume]

dude the boarding school i went to banned your lie in april

[silver bolt]

are u ready im not ready yet r u ready im not ready yet

[past bronze]

hey iris lol

[silent cedar]

o.o

[hollow yoke]

gm

[silver bolt]

r u fr? wtf

[winter flume]

it was bc it was too depressing 😭😭

[silver bolt]

i mean

[winter flume]

they had a lot of crazy rules

[strong scarab]

is this good spacing for trees? or can i put them closer together

[serene walrus]

🤨

[silver bolt]

understandable but still??

[past bronze]

like school isnt depressing lol

[hollow yoke]

i rewatch the letter scene in ylia monthly just to cry

[winter flume]

frfr

[serene walrus]

Yea

[cobalt hare]

i'm about to be there🔥

[strong scarab]

oki

[silver bolt]

15 tiles apart per

[silent cedar]

🎉

[strong scarab]

excuse me

[cobalt hare]

Yall if you want a nice story watch Higurashi

[cobalt hare]

i also need a tree spacing guide

[silver bolt]

trust im a stardew pro for years now trust

[past bronze]

wtf is that nitro emoji

[hollow yoke]

u dunno milk n mocha smh

[cobalt hare]

woah

[silver bolt]

how do unot know mocha

[cobalt hare]

i got a very cool item

[wooden pine]

also a silent voice (i think thats what its called its been a while). also sobbed.

[hollow yoke]

[upper swift]

https://tenor.com/view/danganronpa-anime-byakuya-togami-byakuya-togami-gif-19740466

[silver bolt]

silent voice is so good

[hollow yoke]

worth amiright

[visual umbra]

Erased has an amazing story but then the ending ruined it for me.

[past bronze]

I drink water

[silver bolt]

has anyone seen words bubble up like soda pop?

[upper swift]

i want a dude like this in stardew

[cobalt hare]

yessir

[visual umbra]

Yes.

[cobalt hare]

Byakauya is pog

[cobalt hare]

they need a dude like me in stardew (genetically flawless)

[cobalt hare]

why are you consuming me

[distant sphinx]

elliot but less of everything

[visual umbra]

Did you see The shape of voice?

[cobalt hare]

i consume large amounts of you on a daily basis

[past bronze]

because im thirsty

[hollow yoke]

i'd love to go back into anime but i can't pay that much attention w/o getting sidetracked

i read a lil manga tho

[visual umbra]

@silver bolt

[past bronze]

the mods are gonna hell at us

[cobalt hare]

i do a lil trolling

[cobalt hare]

that’s where all my limbs have been going

[cobalt hare]

I'm watching Shippuden and One Piece

[hollow yoke]

[past bronze]

no

[silver bolt]

never heard of it?

[cobalt hare]

please never send that again

okay how do i get out of the cave

[visual umbra]

I don't really see a problem since we help anyone who needs help about the game.

[cobalt hare]

okay nevermind lol

[hollow yoke]

[visual umbra]

Amazing movie.

[past bronze]

it was a joke 💀

[cobalt hare]

[cobalt hare]

you only need 2 block spacing per

[strong scarab]

is this alright for setting up tappers or is this like a bad way to start growing the trees

[silver bolt]

i told u 15 tiles apart

[cobalt hare]

"Tapper trees only require one free space on all sides, but things like weeds and fallen seeds will interfere with their growth so you do need to check for that."

[strong scarab]

i don't care

[hollow yoke]

15 blocks apart LMFAOO

[silver bolt]

why wouldnt u trust a stardew pro like me

[past bronze]

its not gonna grow lol

[hollow yoke]

i think that's great luna

[visual umbra]

You can plant them every other slot.

[cobalt hare]

every 2 spaces

[strong scarab]

"Y1 Fall", "stardew pro", something about this seems contradictory to me.

[visual umbra]

You can plant them every other tile.

[distant sphinx]

nah it has to be 30

[hollow yoke]

are those just acorn or pine or those Mahoney thingy

[cobalt hare]

every tree needs all tiles in 1 block radius around it to grow

[strong scarab]

you sure?

[distant sphinx]

mahoney 💀

[strong scarab]

i thought it was 2, my bad

[silver bolt]

nonono u have it all wrong Y1 is short for Y1000000000

[visual umbra]

100%.

[hollow yoke]

moahoiney

maghoney something like that

[spring pine]

there only needs to be one space between

[cobalt hare]

[visual umbra]

Join my cult please.

[distant sphinx]

duc

[silver bolt]

what cult

[distant sphinx]

[visual umbra]

Anime Lovers Cult.

[serene walrus]

lmao

[past bronze]

the cult under ground

[visual umbra]

If you want to be fancy you can refer to it as anime lovers community.

[silver bolt]

im gonna b real i just always assumed ur name was just saying u were the founder of alcohol

[visual umbra]

But we are a cult nonetheless.

[hollow yoke]

ooooh alc

[visual umbra]

You can still join the A can have multiple meanings for all I care.

[cobalt hare]

arent cults a religion in the making

[silver bolt]

yes

[wooden pine]

i was in a cult once

[visual umbra]

Are you saying anime shouldn't be a religion?

[cobalt hare]

yes

[hollow yoke]

i believe that

[past bronze]

🤨

[wooden pine]

penguins have weird ideals

[cobalt hare]

that could offend lots of people

[hollow yoke]

i love club penguin

[visual umbra]

You make more money as a leader but you have more fun as a follower.

[silver bolt]

gumdropp | Y1 Fall | MLC <3

how do i change my nick guys

[visual umbra]

What is M?

[silver bolt]

i did it yesterday

[distant sphinx]

click on your name and edit server profile

[hollow yoke]

male lover community

[past bronze]

user settings

[silver bolt]

maru !!

[hollow yoke]

WWWWWWW community

[visual umbra]

Oh no.

[distant sphinx]

maru lover community

[silver bolt]

no cult

[distant sphinx]

hmm

[past bronze]

🤨 📸

[distant sphinx]

it's not a cult it's a club

[molten forge]

hihi everyone !

[visual umbra]

Join Anime Lover Community.

[cobalt hare]

I would like to join the maru lover community

[hollow yoke]

mmlc

[silver bolt]

no fuck ur anime community liv laugh maru

[distant sphinx]

extracurricular after school activities :D

[hollow yoke]

maru's mother lover community

[past bronze]

lmao-

[silver bolt]

W

[visual umbra]

I tried to recruit you for my cult and instead a non existent club got 2 members.

Fucking great.

[hollow yoke]

[past bronze]

💀 .

[silver bolt]

fym non existent

[past bronze]

give

[hollow yoke]

but u didn't want mocha

what're u trynna say rn furzona.

[past bronze]

the smile

[strong scarab]

well this seems insane, am i in a place i shouldn't be rn? i went into the thing in the ||quarry|| and these monsters are kinda tough but doable

[hollow yoke]

[cobalt hare]

!maru

[novel thistle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/923660562838204466/927300658829336647/maru_by_gurashrimp.jpg

[distant sphinx]

there are no ladders just keep going to the end to get an upgraded scythe

[strong scarab]

winter y1

[past bronze]

😭 give

[hollow yoke]

how u gonna pick milk over mocha when both are amazing

[silver bolt]

MARU MY BELOVED

[strong scarab]

oop mk

[cobalt hare]

YES GUMDROP

[silver bolt]

JOIN MARU LOVERS CLUB!!

[past bronze]

ok

[hollow yoke]

$robin

!robin

[silver bolt]

mudae

[hollow yoke]

!robin

[cobalt hare]

Mocha cooler than milk

[silver bolt]

W!!

[hollow yoke]

there is no robin 💀

[visual umbra]

You are better than this.

[silver bolt]

no im not

[past bronze]

they both taste the same.

[hollow yoke]

i like matcha

[cobalt hare]

Once had a girl ask me to be the mocha to her milk I was like

[hollow yoke]

yall know my man matcha

[strong scarab]

welp that was pain

[hollow yoke]

[past bronze]

where the hell is this

[strong scarab]

don't worry about it

[hollow yoke]

ur health LM,FAO

[strong scarab]

yeah

[past bronze]

why-

[distant sphinx]

||quarry||

[paper orbit]

Recently started playing stardew like a couple weeks ago

[past bronze]

bet

[distant sphinx]

Hi welcome to the server and hope you're enjoying the game

[cobalt hare]

stardew players on their way to ruin their relationship with the entire town except for their significant other

[silver bolt]

u didnt say that to me

[paper orbit]

Ngl it's become one of my favourite games, it's the only game I know of thay doesn't have a toxic community and is an actual amazing game

[silver bolt]

homohpboic

[visual umbra]

Favourite NPC?

[paper orbit]

Thx, I defo am

[cobalt hare]

It's toxic if you love Maru

[strong scarab]

spoilers

[distant sphinx]

Hi welcome to the server and hope you're enjoying the game

[silver bolt]

maru>

[cobalt hare]

Truth

[silver bolt]

thx chonker cat | AMC Janitor

[visual umbra]

Haley>>>

[delicate dew]

Who can I sell cloth to during the day?

[silver bolt]

bro dropped the anime cult

[cobalt hare]

ew get that valley girl out

[silver bolt]

haley mid

[distant sphinx]

pierre maybe I think

[cobalt hare]

Truth

[hollow yoke]

u could just drop em in the bin

[past bronze]

who

[hollow yoke]

if u don't need the money the day of

[paper orbit]

Nah, abigail

[silver bolt]

guyssss i finished the fall crops bundle 20 days in

[paper orbit]

Wizard lady

[visual umbra]

You weren't worthy. I got a real life following already.

[cobalt hare]

[visual umbra]

HLC will recruit members in no time.

[paper orbit]

My current playthrough has 3 people in it and multiplayer is more enjoyable

[distant sphinx]

[visual umbra]

Is that Makise Kurisu!!???

[distant sphinx]

for me multiplayer is just painful because you can't freeze time

[silver bolt]

i am going to hit her

[delicate dew]

Ty it was Pierre

[cobalt hare]

[paper orbit]

True but when I'm always doing stuff it's fine

[cobalt hare]

our most honored janitor

[distant sphinx]

the one and only

[paper orbit]

Is it bad that I got married before winter year 1

[distant sphinx]

no

[silver bolt]

yes

[distant sphinx]

have fun

[cobalt hare]

Don't you need to upgrade the house like twice

[distant sphinx]

play the game how you want to

only once

[hollow yoke]

depends who u married

[cobalt hare]

Bro married Abigail

[silver bolt]

if it wasnt maru then it was a bad desicion

[hollow yoke]

w

[cobalt hare]

no just once

L

[hollow yoke]

abigail can get a pass in my books

[paper orbit]

There wasn't much to do as the other two had farming and mining down so I just worked on npcs

[cobalt hare]

Maru supremacy

[hollow yoke]

her and her stone eating habits

[silver bolt]

who did u marry

[paper orbit]

Only once

[distant sphinx]

stardew valley discord members going into war over an 8 bit sprite with some code

[paper orbit]

Gamer wizard lady

[silver bolt]

i was very caught off guard by her ngl..

[visual umbra]

Maru? Never seen anyone spell Haley that way. You must be foreign?

[silver bolt]

rock eater?

[paper orbit]

Yeah

[cobalt hare]

[hollow yoke]

!maru

[novel thistle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/923660562838204466/927300658829336647/maru_by_gurashrimp.jpg

[silver bolt]

so true

[paper orbit]

My favourite colour is purple so it seemed like a no brainer

[hollow yoke]

!abigail

[novel thistle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/247876549372542976/562427857515839488/0331192034a.jpg

[silver bolt]

😻

[visual umbra]

!haley

[novel thistle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/948391711284019251/953848087288365076/IMG_20220316_224614_9.jpg

[cobalt hare]

!shane

[novel thistle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/721123715013673060/923659139685695558/IMG_20211223_192637.jpg

[hollow yoke]

!george

[novel thistle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/812139917286703124/822161884152725584/image0.jpg

[distant sphinx]

#governors-mansion

[visual umbra]

So cute.

[cobalt hare]

stop spamming

[visual umbra]

AMC doesn't control this territory.

Go back to seasoned farmers.

[strong scarab]

which one?

[silver bolt]

fightere

[distant sphinx]

fighter for sword and scout for other

[visual umbra]

Fighter>>>>>>>>>>>>

[strong scarab]

ok

[paper orbit]

I have a dog called hash brown

[distant sphinx]

or just fighter earlygame and scout-acrobat lategame

[cobalt hare]

daggers are actually trash

[distant sphinx]

me when the one shot build

daggers are still trash though

8 direction attack when

[hollow yoke]

u got a dog over cat

[visual umbra]

MLC member detected, opinion rejected.

[cobalt hare]

Your npc of choice has a more attractive sister

[distant sphinx]

uh

[hollow yoke]

!emily

[novel thistle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/953876661638660097/953876708749099028/IMG_20220316_214437814_BURST000_COVER_TOP.jpg

[visual umbra]

Bro Emily is the broom Maru rides away on after altering my chickens.

[torn bolt]

[visual umbra]

Nothing surpasses Haley.

[cobalt hare]

i know you're mad you're not in AMC but you don't have to be rude smh

[silver bolt]

W

whats amc

[cobalt hare]

it's a joke lol

[silver bolt]

movie theatr

[cobalt hare]

Anime Maru Club

[visual umbra]

Algeric Monkeys Community.

[distant sphinx]

awesome math club :D

[cobalt hare]

can't have nothing nice in this server smfh

[static canopy]

Anti math club

[visual umbra]

Purpwe isn't muted?

[static canopy]

Never was

[wooden pine]

i love math equalisions

[visual umbra]

Purpwe are you sick?

[static canopy]

Why?

[silver bolt]

appleman club

[visual umbra]

You just kinda react to shit and not talk.

Had me worried.

[static canopy]

Lol

[cobalt hare]

Gumdrop what's your favorite pony

[static canopy]

Ye im sick

[silver bolt]

fluttershy >

[cobalt hare]

Shining Armor is pretty pog

[distant sphinx]

not gumdrop but < this one

[static canopy]

Im exhausted i should be sleeping rn but saw ping lol

[visual umbra]

Yeah I was onto you. Get well soon!

[static canopy]

Anyway hi yall and good night yall

Thanks

[gray gull]

[silver bolt]

shining armor is up there for me fs

[distant sphinx]

spicy eel + triple shot espresso + honse = pure speed

[distant sphinx]

[visual umbra]

Speed=pure speed.

[cobalt hare]

honse

I be watching mlp in the background while I play stardew fr

[distant sphinx]

honse indeed

[cobalt hare]

[gray gull]

yoooo tuxedo cat i have one

[visual umbra]

Violet Evergarden>>>

[grizzled raptor]

https://tenor.com/view/chad-gif-25546777

[silent cedar]

embed fail

[cobalt hare]

Overrated

[distant sphinx]

epic embed fail

[visual umbra]

Embed fail lol laugh at user.

[visual umbra]

Nahhh.

Praise deserved af.

[cobalt hare]

Not even that sad

[static canopy]

I watched it

Cried at some points

[visual umbra]

Mother leaving her daughter letters is not sad!??????

[silver bolt]

Moomoo with the constant Ws

[cobalt hare]

Gotta watch akame ga kill to cry tbh

[visual umbra]

Bro.

[cobalt hare]

Had me sobbing within 5 episodes

[silver bolt]

try your lie in april 😁

[visual umbra]

If you didn't cry when the daughter read letters you have no soul.

[cobalt hare]

I haven't watched it

[visual umbra]

Absolute W anime.

[visual umbra]

Wow. Wow. Wow.

[static canopy]

I like rent a gf more tbh

But yes

[woeful hamlet]

hello, can someone dm me?

[cobalt hare]

Between Shippuden and One Piece I don't have the time to watch mid anime

[visual umbra]

You like that moron monkey of a MC more than Violet?

Rent a girlfriend has the MC whose choices through the series make me want to vomit.

[static canopy]

...

Tokyo ghouls

[cobalt hare]

If you want an MC who makes you want to vomit watch jobless reincarnation

[static canopy]

Anyway sdv?

[visual umbra]

Nothing can beat the rent a gf guy at being bad.

[cobalt hare]

George best waifu

[visual umbra]

It's like completely opposite Naofumi.

[static canopy]

[cobalt hare]

Pam marriageable when

[visual umbra]

Never.

[silver bolt]

guys pick 1 2 or 3 for me pls

[distant sphinx]

when mods

[cobalt hare]

2

[distant sphinx]

12

[silent cedar]

3

[silver bolt]

k thx

[visual umbra]

Always pick the lowest not to get your hopes up.

[silver bolt]

sage mode

[cobalt hare]

Pog

What sage tho

Snake or frog

[silver bolt]

i dont know it has naruto on the wrapping thing

[cobalt hare]

Frog

How to get tea

[silent cedar]

Put a few tea bags in boiling water and dab them in and out of the water

[cobalt hare]

Im talking about Stardew valley

Also that's not even how i make tea irl

[silent cedar]

yes ik lol

[visual umbra]

Tea leaves into keg.

[past bronze]

omgg I just got a ||prismatic shard-||

[cobalt hare]

I get the herb, put it in boiling water in a teapot, let it boil. Add sugar and some more stuff, and drink tea

[silent cedar]

where from o .o

[past bronze]

||quarry||

[cobalt hare]

I got 8

[silent cedar]

no idea what that is

[visual umbra]

Good for you.

[silver bolt]

all but 2 of my sprinklers are the lowest tier and i just got iridium sprinklers..
i think ive been doing it all wrong

[cobalt hare]

Its spoiler

[past bronze]

💀

[silent cedar]

||oh nvm its that thing that the bridge repairs to||

||I unlocked that in the co-op world lol||

[cobalt hare]

How to obtain child

[silver bolt]

make child

[silent cedar]

||You got one from there? wtf||

||Were you just mining random rocks @past bronze ?||

[cobalt hare]

How to obtain the necessary components for crafting a child

[silver bolt]

get some wood and fiber and go to the wizards tower

[cobalt hare]

Wait really?

[silver bolt]

yes

[serene walrus]

💀

[silver bolt]

be married first tho

[cobalt hare]

i said the craft a child as a joke

[silver bolt]

or else he wont

[cobalt hare]

Shouldn't child appear from woman

[visual umbra]

There is a recipe: water (35 L), carbon (20 kg), ammonia (4 L), lime (1.5 kg), phosphorus (800 g), salt (250 g), saltpeter (100 g), sulfur (80 g), fluorine (7.5 g), iron (5 g), silicon (3 g) and trace amounts of fifteen other elements.

[silver bolt]

no wizard make child from wood and fiber if ur married

[cobalt hare]

What

[dusty ibex]

quality sprinklers are great, but regular ones suck

[cobalt hare]

Imma tell my future kids this how they got made

[dusty ibex]

but it’s ok

[visual umbra]

You wanna have kids?

[cobalt hare]

Why does that question sound suspicious

[silver bolt]

😳

[lofty herald]

bannis is benis

[silver bolt]

ur like 2 days late

[visual umbra]

No I'm just asking.

[lofty herald]

i discovered him today

he called me beagle

[silver bolt]

lmaoooo

[cinder mason]

How is everyone?

[visual umbra]

Don't rat him out he will join my club.

[lofty herald]

yeah no he’s joining mine

[visual umbra]

Or cult you daresay.

[lofty herald]

i am yet to make it but it will be better

[visual umbra]

No.

[visual umbra]

Epic.

[silver bolt]

no way

[lofty herald]

have does hlc stand for

[visual umbra]

Join HLC.

[silver bolt]

HLC SUCKS JOIN MLC!!

[visual umbra]

Haley Lovers Cult.

[lofty herald]

sounds good to me

[limber heron]

holup

[silver bolt]

no bagel dont go join maru lovers cult

[silver bolt]

LMAOOO

[visual umbra]

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA.

[limber heron]

do sebastian and pierre smoke weed together??

[lofty herald]

maru kinda lame tbh

[silver bolt]

L

[visual umbra]

That is the way of Haley.

[lofty herald]

probably

i found pierre’s stash of weed

[visual umbra]

We in the HLC love being abused by Haley.

[limber heron]

where is it

[lofty herald]

behind his bookshelf

[round ether]

abby invited me to her room i still cany find her i went everyday for 5 days straight but shes either sleeping or shes outside

[visual umbra]

Take the hint Einstein.

[silver bolt]

help why when i try milk cow it just heart

[limber heron]

oh my god

[distant sphinx]

is it a baby?

[silver bolt]

NVM IT MILK

[visual umbra]

Did you hold the milk pail?

[distant sphinx]

spoiler?

[round ether]

abby invited me to her room i still cany find her i went everyday for 5 days straight but shes either sleeping or shes outside

[lofty herald]

maybe oops

doesn’t really spoil anything

[distant sphinx]

[visual umbra]

Another reason to wife Haley.

[lofty herald]

i’m not seeing what i spoiled under the rules

[distant sphinx]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[visual umbra]

Chonker you left AMC?

[silver bolt]

join mlc 😏

[visual umbra]

Vulture.

[distant sphinx]

I am neutral again

[visual umbra]

Bro is switzerland.

Leave him be gumdrop.

[distant sphinx]

💀

[silver bolt]

join mlc we have 2 members alreadyt meaning its a fast growing cult community

[distant sphinx]

isn't that the maru one?

[round ether]

abby invited me to her room i still cany find her i went everyday for 5 days straight but shes either sleeping or shes outside

[silver bolt]

yes

[visual umbra]

Gumdropp watch Kaguya sama.

[silver bolt]

not until 1 more person joins mlc

[visual umbra]

Join. Her.

[silver bolt]

😁

[visual umbra]

Chocobunny left AMC?

[round ether]

wym join her

[distant sphinx]

what heart level are you at?

[visual umbra]

In the bed.

[cobalt hare]

why you checking up on me 🤨

[torn bolt]

Fan behavior

[visual umbra]

I saw you typing without the AMC title.

[round ether]

9

[distant sphinx]

you have to enter Pierre's General Store between 8pm and 10pm when she's there.

totally not copy pasted btw

[visual umbra]

I mean I care very much ❤️ 💯 😍 💯 😍 😍

[cobalt hare]

i didn't leave i got bored because everyone's copying now 🥱

[visual umbra]

So you got kicked out.

[distant sphinx]

at least the pam fam was nice for a while

[cobalt hare]

ughhh i keep getting bullheads

[visual umbra]

Fish elsewhere.

[round ether]

i got full hearts with abigail how can i marry her now

[silver bolt]

ive been tryign to get a walleye but im not getting it :(

[barren raptor]

Hi guys

[round ether]

i cant find that weird creature in the ocean to buy that thing for 5k

[visual umbra]

East beach during rain.

[cobalt hare]

is it raining?

[silver bolt]

yes

[distant sphinx]

mermaid's pendant (go across the bridge at the beach to the old mariner and buy it)

[round ether]

im in the winter 😭

[silver bolt]

im fishing in a river in town

[cobalt hare]

you're fishing in the river?

[silver bolt]

fall

[cobalt hare]

okay

just keep trying

you'll get it eventually

[distant sphinx]

rain totem

[round ether]

does it have to rain?

[distant sphinx]

yes

[cobalt hare]

yes

[visual umbra]

Pretty sure you can stil do it with a rain totem.

[round ether]

how do i get iy

[visual umbra]

[round ether]

damn

so much

[cobalt hare]

hardest part of that is the foraging level tbh

[distant sphinx]

[round ether]

how do i get the oil

[distant sphinx]

Hi welcome

[visual umbra]

WHERE EMOTE???

[silver bolt]

got the walleye

[distant sphinx]

truffle in an oil maker

[limber heron]

gonna go ask sebastian for weed

[distant sphinx]

[visual umbra]

You cheeky.

How do I get an emote built for the server?

[distant sphinx]

I should make the name fit the server's style

[cobalt hare]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[barren raptor]

How can i speak in voice channnel

[visual umbra]

Troll.

[round ether]

how do i get truffle

[distant sphinx]

pigs

[cobalt hare]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[distant sphinx]

!howtovc

[novel thistle]

Hello! If you are a new member to this server, please read this informative message about how to be able to speak in voice channels!

• In order to speak/unmute, you must be level 5!
• In order to reach level 5, you must chat in any text-channels! Each time you talk/chat you will gain exp.
• When you reach level 5, you will receive a message that you have obtained the Cowpoke role!

To check your current level, head on over to #governors-mansion and type the command: !level or !lvl. This will display your current level and your exp bar. Thank you for reading!

[visual umbra]

I think you need to be cowpoke rank.

[distant sphinx]

it's a very long name lol

[visual umbra]

[cobalt hare]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[silver bolt]

talk

[visual umbra]

Chat.

[cobalt hare]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[distant sphinx]

casually ignored governor bot

[tacit quarry]

Fucking chad

[cobalt hare]

does a higher step count = more chance of raining?

or is it how close you are to a specific number of steps

[visual umbra]

Best NPC?

[tacit quarry]

Slime

I pick random one

[visual umbra]

No.

Haley.

[round ether]

is it possible to rain in the winter?

[visual umbra]

Not naturally.

You can make it rain.

Using a rain totem.

Yeah dude no problem I love helping out when I can.

[karmic pecan]

Hi

[visual umbra]

[karmic pecan]

Stronger then a table

[silent cedar]

bear

[karmic pecan]

Yes

[simple grove]

What's the best profession for mining?

[dusty ibex]

what are your options

[soft garden]

can someone tell me a lazy way to get coins plz

[visual umbra]

The one to get more ore to be honest.

[karmic pecan]

It depends on what you like to do while mining

[karmic pecan]

Wine?

Jelly?

[visual umbra]

Plant, water, harvest, sell.

[soft garden]

in early-game

[visual umbra]

You can also process.

[karmic pecan]

Chickens

[visual umbra]

There is no lazy way to get cash.

You can fish.

[karmic pecan]

Chickens are pretty lazy

[marble brook]

lazy way to get coins on Stardew? Never heard of it

[karmic pecan]

You just feed them (and pet them if you want) then grab eggs

[marble brook]

petting is a lot of work lol /j

[visual umbra]

What's y'all favourite bachelor?

[karmic pecan]

I mean you don’t have to pet

[marble brook]

seb or Abby

[visual umbra]

Didn't mean to ping sozz.

[steady flare]

[tacit totem]

Download SMAPI and give yourself gold

[steady flare]

I remember when they ||kissed.||

[karmic pecan]

Also you can get ||auto petters after completing the jojo membership (or while your doing it. I don’t remember ||

[woven patio]

Cranberries or grapes? Which makes more profit?

[karmic pecan]

Cranberries I think

But that’s considering the fact it’s 200 gold for one seed

So I would think to buy 1 seed and seed maker for more

[visual umbra]

Cranberries BY FAR.

[visual umbra]

Buy as much as you can.

[karmic pecan]

I don’t really care about profits

[woven patio]

Alright thanks

[cobalt hare]

i've never even planted grapes 💀

[karmic pecan]

I like grapes

They taste good

[cobalt hare]

ngl i dislike sebastian sometimes

bro never leaves his house and it’s so hard to find him

[marble brook]

Seb literally is me. He sleeps in then gets up and gets straight on his computer

[cobalt hare]

so proud rn though i’m keeping my journal task short usally i take too many and never complete three

them

[upper basin]

why in the name of god did i discover ||calico spin||, im getting no work done on my farm now lol

[clever spire]

i love the blackjack one

[cobalt hare]

me too i feel like i'm in vegas fr

bro i wanan complete this task and it requires sebastian but he’s on his dang computer

@silver bolt

[languid python]

OMG THEY ARE BACK, ||JUNIMOS ||ARE BACK, MY LIFE HAVE A PURPOSE AGAIN ❤️

[visual umbra]

Forest demons never leave.

[cobalt hare]

fr

ong im liking my playtheough so far i have never made this much progress before

[languid python]

ima cry, i love them so much

[visual umbra]

[tacit totem]

tackle

How the heck do you equip it

[cobalt hare]

iridium rod

[karmic pecan]

You gotta complete the community centre

[languid python]

i did

[karmic pecan]

Talk to the wizard

[shadow egret]

after cc, ||railroad cutscene||

oh

[languid python]

i did and he didnt say anything :C

[karmic pecan]

Wait no go to the railroad

[silver bolt]

i got mine too 🙏

[karmic pecan]

There should be a cutscene

[languid python]

oh, oke

thanks!

[karmic pecan]

And then you go to ||krobus and talk to him||

[silver bolt]

nerd

[distant sphinx]

Post cc content isn't supposed to be mentioned here but ok

[tacit totem]

I have iridium rod, and am even trying the left click right click

Wait nvm

[upper basin]

i have no clue how long i was in ||the casino ||but i feel like it was well over 30 mins

[silver bolt]

left click right click?

[cobalt hare]

for the fishing bundles right?

[tacit totem]

on the starfew valley tackle wiki page

how to equip

it works now suddenly

[old drift]

i have a horse now

[neon bobcat]

To discuss post-CC/Joja Development content please ask in #stardew-spoilers

[upbeat escarp]

gambling 🤨

[vast flicker]

I am new to SDV and am reading the wiki about the monsters in the mine. What does Base HP mean?

[visual umbra]

Amount of hp they have.

[silver bolt]

ya

[upper basin]

yep, im damn good at it too

[vast flicker]

What does HP mean?

[silver bolt]

health points

[visual umbra]

Health points.

[karmic pecan]

Yea

[visual umbra]

Basically how much damage you need to inflict upon them to kill them.

[vast flicker]

Ah ha. Thanks!

[upbeat escarp]

until ur not, don't gamble

[visual umbra]

[upper basin]

i would make a joke but idk how tight the server is on gambling jokes

[upbeat escarp]

unless ur at that one fair with the spinning wheel

in which case I gambled from 60 points to 9,999

[visual umbra]

Uh. What?

[serene walrus]

Are gambling jokes offensive?

[jaunty stratus]

i mean in game the gambling is rigged to ur favour

[upper basin]

i was gonna make a joke about a false statistic that 90% of gamblers quit before they hit it big

[upbeat escarp]

exactly, just like real life

[shadow egret]

Hydrogen Potatoes

[silver bolt]

fr

[meager ether]

you sure? thought it was Hungover Pickles

[jaunty stratus]

Humongous PP

[upper basin]

Hewlett-Packard

[shadow egret]

Horrendous Particles

[visual umbra]

I've been spouting them all the time so I'd like to know too.

[silver bolt]

burn

[upper basin]

lol my mom used to work for them

[cobalt hare]

what can i get for these that will be the least expensive?

[meager ether]

egg

[visual umbra]

Egg.

[shadow egret]

egg

[jaunty stratus]

milk and large brown egg

[shadow egret]

egg.

[upper basin]

i did the eggs and milks

[cobalt hare]

how do you get cows and ducks

[jaunty stratus]

upgrade ur buildings

[visual umbra]

Buy them.

[upper basin]

also how do you have sheep wool and not milk lol

[cobalt hare]

which buildings

[jaunty stratus]

and get a barn

[visual umbra]

You need a barn for a cow.

[cobalt hare]

[serene walrus]

get a barn for cows and upgrade coop for ducks

[jaunty stratus]

cart?

[vast flicker]

Next question. Is a critical strike the one that finally kills the monster?

[silk marsh]

First you build a coop or barn by going to Robin, then you go to Marnie to buy the animals

[upper basin]

yeah id say so now that i think about it

[upbeat escarp]

or just sell ur soul to joga 😉

[shadow egret]

traveling cart or rabbit

[jaunty stratus]

its a random chance to deal like 2x damage

[cobalt hare]

travelling cart is correct

[upper basin]

also why are pigs so damn expensive

[vast flicker]

Thanks!

[jaunty stratus]

beacuse they make a TON of money

[cobalt hare]

you try hauling a fatass pig into a barn

[upper basin]

like 16k for a pig

[visual umbra]

Return on investment.

[upper basin]

true

[meager ether]

not only they're big they eat a lot

[upbeat escarp]

its a random chance to deal 2x dmg, don't fess up about it too much as criticals are very rare in this game and not worth going for

[jaunty stratus]

1 pig can give like 3750 gold a day

[upbeat escarp]

they make 1k a day, more if u have the right profession

[upper basin]

but i already invested half my money into starfruit in my greenhouse

[karmic pecan]

Baby chickens eat as much as a giant ass full grown pig

[silk marsh]

Truffle oil sells for 1491 if you have the artisan profession

[meager ether]

real?

[jaunty stratus]

in that case u will have enough in no time

[upper basin]

ok that's actually pretty good

[vast flicker]

Thanks. Will follow that advice. I just had no idea what it even meant.

[upper basin]

yeah true

[upbeat escarp]

how, with truffle oil and artisan profession its 1.5k

[silk marsh]

And a fully happy pig can dig up to 4 truffles a day I think

[visual umbra]

Although it is possible to have critical strikes be fatal, focusing your strategy on that is generally not worth it.

[upbeat escarp]

what on earth, didn't know they could find more then one 😳

[jaunty stratus]

they can produce multiple truffles with high friendship

[meager ether]

@vast flicker hope you'll have a good in-game experience .o.

[upper basin]

i think i spent 25k on starfruit seeds

[upbeat escarp]

I suddenly just got alot of love for my pigs, funny how that works huh

[jaunty stratus]

huh

[upbeat escarp]

🤨

[karmic pecan]

I like goats more then pigs

[silk marsh]

On top of that; if at level 5 foraging you select the skill that gives a chance to get double forage… that applies to truffles

[vast flicker]

Thanks! I am having so much fun with it so far.

[upbeat escarp]

meh, pigs are good for that sweet mola

[upper basin]

dw im basically doubling that amount

[upbeat escarp]

that explains why I got 2 from one, I just thought that 2 stacked on each other

[cobalt hare]

the joke is now that "Bestower" knows that pigs can produce multiple truffles per day, they suddenly love their pigs, meaning they're going to increase their friendship with the pigs

[upbeat escarp]

no longer regret choosing that, was annoyed about not getting hardwood but this is simply too good for my finical situation

[visual umbra]

🤓

I'm sorry.

[upbeat escarp]

beautifully explained

[upbeat escarp]

apologize rn, they were doing us a service

[silk marsh]

Yeah and salmonberry/blackberry season is amazing. No more eating my hard-earned fish, just eat berries in bulk

[visual umbra]

Bro I legit did lol.

[upbeat escarp]

wait does it apply to blueberries 😳

[jaunty stratus]

no blueberries are a crop

[upbeat escarp]

didn't see it, was alr typing my msg, sorry!

[visual umbra]

❤️

[upbeat escarp]

I guessed, didn't hurt to be optimistic

[upper basin]

have you gotten ||Bear's knowledge yet??||

i just sell all of my salmon/blackberrys now

[visual umbra]

13hp by 13hp you will eventually heal up.

[upbeat escarp]

and then theres me with my 200 common mushrooms for healing, prob going to have to upgrade food source before I go to the ||Skull cavrens||

[cobalt hare]

2 more days until i can harvest my 2 fall crops iykwim

[silver bolt]

same lmaoo its op

[upbeat escarp]

😄

[upper basin]

i honesly make so much money off my fish ponds

[cobalt hare]

no you dont

[upper basin]

yeah, i have sturgeon and rainbow fish

[visual umbra]

Your favourite NPC?

[visual umbra]

Why rainbow fish?

[upbeat escarp]

Abagial, hope to marry her soon

[visual umbra]

Fair choice.

[upbeat escarp]

mainly because she is Pireres daughter(I hate Piere)

[serene plover]

Yikes

[upper basin]

chance to get ||prismatic shard|| (very small chance but it's still a chance ill take)

[upbeat escarp]

he closes every wensday

[visual umbra]

It's not really worth it.

[upper swift]

sebastiab is best boy

[visual umbra]

What's the chance 0.05%?

[upper basin]

eh, their quests are really easy

and it still gives roe

[lament urchin]

So little space

[cobalt hare]

they're my little bundle finishers

[silk marsh]

Yes I have 🙂 And by now I have other stuff to eat, but early on it was extremely helpful to eat cheap

[visual umbra]

Yeah but sturgeon roe is much more valuable.

[upper basin]

eh, next pond i build ill get more

[upbeat escarp]

besides petting, letting outside and feeding how can I increase my very real friendship with my pigs

[visual umbra]

That's it.

[wild moss]

if they eat grass outside that keeps their mood high but there’s nothing else you can do for friendship

except shepherd profession but that’s incredibly bad

[silk marsh]

I’d highly recommend ||putting Sea Cucumber in your fish pond instead, with that, Tortilla (made from corn) and blue jazz you can make “Lucky Lunch.” I’m absolutely drowning in Prismatic Shards because of it.||

[wild moss]

yea rainbow trout fish pond is very not good

its 1 shard every 11 years on average

[upper basin]

oh ok that actually sounds really good, i might just empty the pond then

[wild moss]

you could go to sc once every 50 years and get more shards

[silk marsh]

It’s a bit of an investment since you won’t be selling those fish anymore, but it pays off 3 times over when you go mining

[visual umbra]

You can honestly just go lava eel instead.

[upbeat escarp]

what's a simple, low maintenance solid food source? fine with initial investment but I don't wanna have to tend to it alot(can be post joja but use spoilers)

[visual umbra]

Cheese.

[lament urchin]

Gold cheese

[cobalt hare]

made a junimo

[wild moss]

salad > cheese

[upbeat escarp]

ya that came to mind, got my cows working on that currently

[visual umbra]

Epic.

[silk marsh]

Cool!

[silver bolt]

what did u use to make that

[visual umbra]

Yeah it's epic.

[cobalt hare]

paint.net

[distant sphinx]

Gus is very low maintenance 💯

[silver bolt]

ty

[karmic pecan]

Shane suck

[silver bolt]

fuck shane

[visual umbra]

Of course.

[upbeat escarp]

🤣 but that takes money that I am too stingy to pay up

[wild moss]

ok

[silk marsh]

Sashimi. Put some crab pots in the water and you’ll have sashimi to infinity.

[wild moss]

1 gold cheese sells for 463g

2 salads cost 440g

1 gold cheese heals the same as 2 salads

[distant sphinx]

Well sashimi isn't as good as cheese or salad

[karmic pecan]

I’m suing Shane for a disuse

[wild moss]

salads are therefore cheaper

and way easier to get

[distant sphinx]

Even with the post cc secret sauce

[upbeat escarp]

thanks!

[silk marsh]

Sashimi isn’t spectacular but it’s very low maintenance

[upbeat escarp]

yknow what, I like your logic

[distant sphinx]

is that vague enough

[wild moss]

buy from gus

[distant sphinx]

Sell cheese to buy salad

[wild moss]

or get barn materials buy barn buy cows pet cows feed cows milk cows make cheese

[distant sphinx]

Adds an extra step but you get slightly better food

[upbeat escarp]

will do, but in reality im just going to slaughter sell my cows and replace them with pigs, then just buy salad with the money

seems better then just selling their cheese

and money is a little more multi-purpose then 🧀

[distant sphinx]

that's fine too

[upbeat escarp]

yup, working on getting into the wizards backdoor

[fringe tide]

i have like. so many frozen tears what do i even do with them

like is there anything better to do with them than just sell them

[distant sphinx]

Gift to Sebastian

Close enough

[fringe tide]

funny thing is im legit at 10 hearts with him partly because i just gave him all my frozen tears the first time i was in the ice section of the mines

[upbeat escarp]

what can I use the dwarven scrolls for? don't like selling them for 1 coin(though that is insane profit)

[fringe tide]

now im back to get solar essences (from ghosts)

[grim cedar]

Yo

[fringe tide]

have you donated them?

[wild moss]

gift to dwarf or penny

they like all artifacts

thats pretty much it once you’ve donated them

[upbeat escarp]

ofc

[upbeat escarp]

ouch

[fringe tide]

then yeah gift them lol

[cobalt hare]

junimo on a 1920x1080 canvas

[upbeat escarp]

I just made 3k in a day from a single pig, can't imagine what 12 does

[cobalt hare]

it looks kinda smushed down

[silk marsh]

Are you gonna make more? Like a collage of characters?

[jaunty stratus]

about 30k a day

[fringe tide]

smol junimo

[cobalt hare]

yup

i think i'll just end up hue shifting it a little bit

[upbeat escarp]

why would u think that?

[fringe tide]

probably more like 36k

[silk marsh]

Tag me when you have updates, I’m curious to see 🙂

[jaunty stratus]

source: trust me bro

[fringe tide]

source: i saw it once in a dream

[upbeat escarp]

source: Made it up

[silver bolt]

im stealing ur idea but making them pride junimos

[jaunty stratus]

source: i have 12 pigs

[cobalt hare]

no longer smooshed junimo

[prisma ridge]

What are the best fall seeds? Beets? Cranberries?

[distant sphinx]

Pumpkins

[prisma ridge]

Ohh yea, they exist, ty

[upbeat escarp]

im joking 😄

[jaunty stratus]

cranbrerries if you dont have processing

[upbeat escarp]

is putting a gold cheese in this soup for the potluck a decent idea?

[jaunty stratus]

yes

[sleek haven]

is there anyway to rename the horse

[jaunty stratus]

probably a mod

other than that i dont think so