stardew-valley

[arctic path]

the number 7 do be kindaaaa 😩 and 2. and lowkey 71

[serene walrus]

my mom said cvs was gonna mail my meds from 9 - 11 am and at the one time i wanted to take my shower they came :/ very stinky morning

[cobalt hare]

damn, hope it gets better

[serene walrus]

it’s alright i get to play sdv all day

[arctic path]

:( thats unforuntate peachy

[cobalt hare]

big dub

[arctic path]

🤪 do what i did and quit taking ur meds /j

[serene walrus]

💀

[cobalt hare]

PEACHYYY

[serene walrus]

hiii choco

[arctic path]

im on year 3 and still have 0 hearts with sam btw. i dont think ive ever talked to him

[clever spire]

sam

more like scam

[cobalt hare]

hiii Lucy

[serene walrus]

sam more like who?

[clever spire]

hi choco!!!

[stray moss]

sam is a mamas boy

[round sundial]

SEBASTIAN HEART EVENT AKAOAOAJSKAHSBANAAAAA

||omg the motorcycle one||

[sinful sinew]

shouldn't you spoiler that

[round sundial]

oh okay hold on

[sinful sinew]

i don't know i just thought you might've needed to

[round sundial]

i will just incase

[sinful sinew]

[cobalt hare]

its a heart event so yea

[sinful sinew]

tbh I think it's just worth ||censoring||||literally||||everything||||just in case||

[round sundial]

oh alrighty

[sinful sinew]

people will scream at you if you do not

[round sundial]

oh dear

[cobalt hare]

or just read pins so u know what needs to be spoiled lol

[round sundial]

oh true !! sorry

[primal nexus]

only heart events or post cc stuff

[cobalt hare]

heart events or cc rewards

post cc cant be mentioned at all

[sinful sinew]

you can't even post post-cc stuff without getting yelled at

[round sundial]

nws ill remember for next time

[fast current]

i recently downloaded sdv on my iphone, is there a way to exit full screen on it?

[sinful sinew]

this isn't a thing for any iphone app

[primal nexus]

yeah
they're trying to get you to censor it
or delete it
better people doing that than the mods

[sinful sinew]

thats how iphone works i think

[fast current]

because for 13 the vertical toolbar gets obstructed with the front camera

[sinful sinew]

better people doing that than the mods
i'd say it's about equal

[fast current]

oh so i can't fix it can i

[marble brook]

Nah

hello

[sinful sinew]

what's broken

[sinful sinew]

oh this?

[fast current]

yes yes

[sinful sinew]

yeeah ¯_(ツ)_/¯

[fast current]

aw man

[sinful sinew]

i don't use the 13

or mobile version as a whole

[fast current]

i used to play it on pc like 5 years ago but i got back to it like just now

[marble brook]

💩

[fast current]

not used to mobile

[serene walrus]

mobile moment

[marble brook]

Well I see what you mean I use a 13

It is indeed covered

I just installed it on my xbox yesterday

[warped ether]

o/

[clever spire]

o7

[warped ether]

I'm bored, which means it's time for stardew

[past bronze]

yes

[ebon timber]

IT HASNT RAINED IN 20 DAYS

[warped ether]

Try rain dancing

Rain

[past bronze]

Why do you want rain-

[round sundial]

HOLYY

[warped ether]

Idk why but this guy just looks like a villain or something

[round sundial]

i hate him

[low violet]

yeah he looks greasy

[bleak urchin]

I tried streaming on twitch with my main save and none joined I'm never trying that again

[low violet]

i love your pfp

[warped ether]

This mf just promoted a store inside a store

[round sundial]

oh thank you !!

urs is cute too

[low violet]

did you promote on here? id watch you play!

[warped ether]

How about you take your butt and go out of the store instead?

[low violet]

thank ya

[bleak urchin]

no i iddnt know if the rules o

allow it

[warped ether]

Well nvm everyone took a coupon

Except me

[round sundial]

fr !!

[low violet]

i’m not sure how it works tbh

[warped ether]

Pierre has given me all I need so far, no need for a new store

Okay now you're just straight up rude

[low violet]

pierre has his faults for sure but i’d take him over a mega corp

[surreal wasp]

Me!!!!

[past bronze]

evil is amazing

[surreal wasp]

I'm poor

[warped ether]

JOJO??????

Oh Joja

[wanton hearth]

so in year 1 in christmas eve i got evelyn is this random ?

[warped ether]

I thought it was a manga store

[ebon timber]

It waters my crops so I don't have to lose all my energy

[celest knoll]

Jojo's Bizzare Corporation

[lavish hinge]

is there a good reliable way of getting coal?

[past bronze]

o

[warped ether]

Is there any way to punch this Morris guy?

[lavish hinge]

i have everything you can imagine but coal why is it so rare xd

[trim inlet]

if i could i would set morris on fire

[warped ether]

I don't like him already

[round sundial]

[cobalt hare]

farming dust sprites at the ice levels in the mines, monster musk and burglar ring helps

[wanton hearth]

so in year 1 in christmas eve i got evelyn is this random ? /2

[surreal wasp]

Whats the word where someone's talks sbit and hates on something but turns around and becomes the exact thing they hate

Is it narcissistic?

[maiden atlas]

||complete cc||

[low violet]

hypocrite

[surreal wasp]

HYPOCRITE THANK YOU

[round sundial]

hypocrite

[cobalt hare]

thats just hypocrisy

[wanton hearth]

so in year 1 in christmas eve i got evelyn is this random ? /3

[cobalt hare]

I am so slow on mobile

lol

[warped ether]

Gamer

[surreal wasp]

Yep

[wanton hearth]

okok ty

[warped ether]

It's called being a gamer

[floral heron]

Hypocrite?
Oh you got it

[past bronze]

I feel bad for mobile.

[vital glade]

jojo in stardew?!

[surreal wasp]

Pieree is a MAJOR hypocrite

[cobalt hare]

I dont PLAY on mobile i just use discord on my phone

[low violet]

yes he is!

[round sundial]

everything is a jojo reference

[past bronze]

oH

[cobalt hare]

Im a switch user remember

[vital glade]

am I a jojo reference?

[surreal wasp]

That's why I don't farm usually

[bleak urchin]

ya i play on my laptop and chat on discord with my phone

[round sundial]

switch users unite

[round sundial]

yes everything is a jojo reference

[past bronze]

yeah forgot, you dont have a pc?

[vital glade]

are you a jojo reference?

[round sundial]

your about me says “the world” 😨

[round sundial]

yes, i am

[surreal wasp]

piano intensifies

[round sundial]

[vital glade]

is my dad's side's uncle's cousin's long lost daughter's twin sister's mother's grandfather also a jojo reference?

[round sundial]

yes

[surreal wasp]

Y e s

The world runs on jojo

[round sundial]

breathing is a jojo reference

[surreal wasp]

All stand for the national Goriono theme

[round sundial]

[golden rose]

deez nuts

[round sundial]

true

[cobalt hare]

I have stardew on steam on my mac

I just prefer switch

[golden rose]

I have it on both my Mac and PC

[bleak urchin]

if i streamed my main save again on twitch who would watch it?

[marble brook]

I have it on Mac, switch, xbox, and mobile

[surreal wasp]

I'd say me but I'm not home :(

[marble brook]

I would

[gray gull]

YOOOO I JUST GOT AN ANCIENT SEED FROM A BUG

[cobalt hare]

ggs

nice

[bleak urchin]

nice

[gray gull]

time to donate it to gunth-

[golden rose]

Troll plant moment

[cobalt hare]

yes that is what ur supposed to do

[marble brook]

Should I

[bleak urchin]

whats your swithc user?

twitch*

[gray gull]

yoooo it can grow it every season besides winter????

dope

[cobalt hare]

those r endgame spoilers, please delete

u can see spoiler rules in pins

[past bronze]

#stardew-spoilers

[final rock]

anyone has desig for slime hutch?

[primal nexus]

do that

[past bronze]

try looking in #farms-and-outfits

[cosmic crypt]

1/4 chance from mystic stone ive mined two and havent gotten a prismatic shard :(

[primal nexus]

rip

I got mine first time

[past bronze]

rip-

[final rock]

Ok

[gray gull]

also does putting it in the bin give the same price as when you sell at the store?

[hidden meadow]

ya

[silver bolt]

only downside is u wait extra day for the money if u do bin

i do it anyway tho

[primal nexus]

yeah

[past bronze]

yup

[cobalt hare]

yes, and it applies towards achievements, so its better unless u need the instant money which is what shopkeepers r good for

[primal nexus]

an upside is pierre won't take credit for your items

[silver bolt]

omf

i didnt even realize when the npcs were talking they were talking abt my items

[trim inlet]

where is the best place to fish for money

[primal nexus]

anywhere

[silver bolt]

is that when they say you have competition or whatverr

talking abt pierre

[primal nexus]

but the pond in the farm only gives trash

[primal nexus]

yeah

[silver bolt]

i was so lost when they were saying that lmaoo

[hidden meadow]

Something like "omg i bought a blueberry from pierre, it was so tasty, he said he grew it himself" when u sold it to him

[cobalt hare]

which season are you in?

[trim inlet]

fall

[hidden meadow]

that being said, fuck pierre

[cyan merlin]

i literally never sell directly to him so i never have that interaction and so i don’t hate him like everyone else lmao

[silver bolt]

we should sacrifice pierre

[hidden meadow]

Who would want him tho 💀

[cobalt hare]

i'd say in cindersap forest river

[trim inlet]

i have removed glittering boulder so river i can pan in too

[silver bolt]

think how u summon wall of flesh if anyone has ever played terraria

but with pierre

[primal nexus]

Reasons why joja is better than pierre:

1. joja employs more people in the town, Shane and Sam I believe
2. fixes up things in the community
3. good for the local economy (if Lewis actually taxed them)
4. provides competition to store owners for better sales

[silver bolt]

:D

[past bronze]

🤨

[primal nexus]

joja>

[round ether]

how can i find alot of quartz

[cobalt hare]

ok cool!

[silver bolt]

no bc thats mean

[primal nexus]

how

[past bronze]

joja is overall just mean

[silver bolt]

community center better bc it makes me feel like im helping linus

linus >

[round ether]

help

[silver bolt]

!linus

[novel thistle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/953877434137190411/953877575120355358/Screenshot_2022-03-16_9.29.39_PM.png

[silver bolt]

<33

[past bronze]

linus>

[upper swift]

you're not wrong

[sinful sorrel]

vruh

[round ether]

how can i find alot of quartz

[primal nexus]

you mean Morris is mean
can't judge a company on what 1 person does

Reasons why joja is better than pierre:

1. joja employs more people in the town, Shane and Sam I believe
2. fixes up things in the community
3. good for the local economy (if Lewis actually taxed them)
4. provides competition to store owners for better sales

[silver bolt]

fuck joja who names a company joja

[past bronze]

💀

[hidden meadow]

Yeah we saw all of the happy joja employees in the intro 💀

[cyan merlin]

!morris

[novel thistle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/266144973613826048/573033334540599306/20190430_232909.jpg

[gray gull]

!leah

[novel thistle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/749688694918742127/927222154251083806/IMG_0605.jpg

[silver bolt]

!maru

[novel thistle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/923660562838204466/927300658829336647/maru_by_gurashrimp.jpg

[silver bolt]

<3333

[past bronze]

dont spam lol

[primal nexus]

#governors-mansion

do it there

[round ether]

how can i find alot of quartz

[primal nexus]

mine

[silver bolt]

oh that

[hidden meadow]

fishing for trash (glasses and cds) and recycle

[round ether]

how can i recycle

[primal nexus]

get the recycle machine thing

[hidden meadow]

you unlock it at fishing lvl 3 i believe

[trim inlet]

epic i caught a legendary fish

the angler one

[vestal birch]

regular quartz are in the mines, refined one comes from fishing

[trim inlet]

and smelting regular quartz

[vestal birch]

Congrats

I tried once with legendary fishing, don't find it possible for me

[meager ether]

whaaaaat

[trim inlet]

i have the angler and the one in the sewer

[past bronze]

??

[vestal birch]

does rod proficiency grow after you reach fishing lv 10?

[meager ether]

I mean good question would be why

[sinful sorrel]

fishing is hard man

[vital glade]

with food and ||jesus||

[vestal birch]

i see other players posting their fishing lv 11

[hidden meadow]

i think thats too much of a spoiler

even when marked

[vestal birch]

is it modded?

[cobalt hare]

no

unless u use fishing food to increase the lvl

[meager ether]

without buffs it cant go above 10

[hidden meadow]

lmao

[vital glade]

better?

[vestal birch]

lol

[past bronze]

lmao-

[vestal birch]

not a spoiler for me tho

[surreal wasp]

Hi chat!!!

[vital glade]

just dont click on it if you dont want to be spoiled

[surreal wasp]

How are my favorite orite stardew players

[vital glade]

you dont even know me

[surreal wasp]

And????

Waitr

[vital glade]

I could be a clint simp

[past bronze]

good hbu?

[surreal wasp]

I didn't word

[vital glade]

are you having a stroke?

[surreal wasp]

Gooood

[vestal birch]

i was a bit shocked seeing one of Alex's dialogue

discussions have been made around it so you probably know what i'm referring to

[meager ether]

hmm

[manic oar]

gonna be getting married to elliot in a few mins if anyone wants to watch on stream :3

[hidden meadow]

my condolences

[surreal wasp]

I actually do not what'd he say?

[surreal wasp]

The grind

[meager ether]

Elliot is pretty cool wish he was buff tho

[past bronze]

bet

[vestal birch]

it's after I started dating him, he said ||"if you see Haley, tell her I'm busy"||

this just doesn't feel right lol

[surreal wasp]

Huh

So I actually see him at haleys house a lot

[trim inlet]

im gonna turn my legendary fish into sashimi

[vestal birch]

it could be that i was originally an otome gamer, so i'm not very used to marriage candidates having their own pair outside the player

[vestal birch]

i know

[manic oar]

farm tourrr

[cosmic crypt]

Do you get seeds after harvesting ancient fruit orr how do you obtain more seeds?

[primal nexus]

dont

[trim inlet]

im gonna

[hidden meadow]

||seed maker|| lvl 9 farming

[vague bane]

seed maker

[vestal birch]

if it brings you fun, i mean why not

[primal nexus]

not spoiler

[vague bane]

switch is so heavy..my wrists are hurting

[queen merlin]

people are allowed to spoiler anything they want to spoiler

[vague bane]

why is it even a portable console when it's so..heavy

[hidden meadow]

thanks lol

[ebon timber]

||read the pins||

[distant sphinx]

||yes||

[vestal birch]

but isn't legendary fish one-time-only?

[primal nexus]

I got told to stop when I did that lmao

[distant sphinx]

Yep

[queen merlin]

||jarcat||

[trim inlet]

yes

[vague bane]

yeah......||except for their family||

[hidden meadow]

A lot of things arent spoilers but id bet theres lots of people who wanna find out themselves

[queen merlin]

well then they were wrong

[primal nexus]

think that might be spoilers

[distant sphinx]

||jarcat ||

[ebon timber]

By who?

[primal nexus]

idk was awhile ago

[queen merlin]

[cobalt hare]

its just annoying if u excessively spoil tag things that def dont need to be

[queen merlin]

||lewis shorts are not short||

[cobalt hare]

huge spoiler

[vague bane]

aren't those his boxers

[distant sphinx]

Lucky purple shorts

[vestal birch]

lol, what does spoiler exactly mean tho

[cobalt hare]

they're called shorts so

[pine osprey]

safer to mark spoiler than to not but eh it depends

[cobalt hare]

wdym

[distant sphinx]

Pins

[vague bane]

I mean .....

The beach farm is so beautiful but its such a pain in the arse

[queen merlin]

[vestal birch]

i mark all the stuff that can only be discovered after advancing in the game

[distant sphinx]

[cobalt hare]

nice sticker

[pine osprey]

i am on mobile!

[vague bane]

[queen merlin]

that's an emote but thanks lol

[cobalt hare]

same thing.

[queen merlin]

trueee

[cobalt hare]

thats my fave

[vague bane]

I'm dirt poor in year 2 summer

[pine osprey]

beach farm is mid

[cobalt hare]

beach farm is a w

prettiest farm

[vague bane]

and even though I've repaired the ehem sea, I haven't been able to..go

[distant sphinx]

Eh

[vague bane]

because my 3 barns and 2 coops need attention everyday

[distant sphinx]

There's no yellow dirt 😌

[vague bane]

and then I killed chat

[cobalt hare]

that yellow dirt is the only reason ive started modding

[queen merlin]

chet

[cobalt hare]

i like the dirt man

[cobalt hare]

revive it then

[vague bane]

[cobalt hare]

crazy person 😩

[surreal wasp]

I shall be revibed soon I'm doing my last bit of grocery shopping

[cobalt hare]

😞

[vague bane]

do you think I'll ever reach perfection on a beach farm.. LOL

..I feel like this is going to take... 6 years ..or something....

[hidden meadow]

Its very much possible

[distant sphinx]

6 years isn't that bad for perfection

You may get bored though

[vague bane]

..yeah..

I feel like I'm stuck in a loop ..

...like I'm not going anywhere cause I'm repeating the same actions

[hidden meadow]

For the grindiest part definitely was the money

[primal nexus]

just do pigs
or have forced volunteers do all the work harvesting for you

[vague bane]

yes-

The most gold I've had in my pocket is 700k.. and I'm in year 2 summer... in a standard farm..I'd be swimming in gold........but....beach farm.......

[distant sphinx]

Voluntold

[primal nexus]

yeah lol

[vague bane]

[cobalt hare]

@manic oar w marriage

[distant sphinx]

Just spam pigs with beach farm

[manic oar]

time to go marry harvey now

[distant sphinx]

Plenty of space and crops are harder anyways

[hidden meadow]

did you finish cc yet?

[cobalt hare]

lmao

[vague bane]

The startup capital for pigs...is too much TT.TT

16k per pig asdfg

[distant sphinx]

They pay it all off

[primal nexus]

they make it back quickly

[distant sphinx]

In like half a season

[vague bane]

yes I know but I'm slowly acquiring..pigs.. T.T

...very slowly....because I'm dirt poor and they don't reproduce

[distant sphinx]

They do reproduce

[vague bane]

yeah..I went joja..

tried*

[distant sphinx]

Just unlucky

Lmao

[cobalt hare]

saw that

[vague bane]

yes choco

[cobalt hare]

no u didnt

[vague bane]

I'm dirt poor

[cobalt hare]

same its ok

[primal nexus]

wait you did joja route?

[surreal wasp]

......

[vague bane]

yayayaya I tried Joja this time

[hidden meadow]

Ima move this to seasoned farmers

[cobalt hare]

love that for you

[surreal wasp]

Platonically fucks the block button

[primal nexus]

let's gooooo
joja is so much better

[distant sphinx]

Joja 4 life

[surreal wasp]

/j

[primal nexus]

Reasons why joja is better than pierre:

1. joja employs more people in the town, Shane and Sam I believe
2. fixes up things in the community
3. good for the local economy (if Lewis actually taxed them)
4. provides competition to store owners for better sales

[vague bane]

it was awful :D I finished joja in like y1 summer

but then..I just..sat there

and wasted 1 year

[primal nexus]

rip what I said was spoilers

[cobalt hare]

reason why joja is better than pierre: its not pierre

[cobalt hare]

thatsa spoiler

[primal nexus]

it is?

[distant sphinx]

It's also much better in sve

[distant sphinx]

Post cc/joja

[cobalt hare]

yh cus the earliest u get them is from ||skull cavern||

[cobalt hare]

morris gets his rightful place as an npc and i love that

[primal nexus]

ahh true
sorry sbt that

[cobalt hare]

what about || fuck you || is that technically a spoiler?

[cobalt hare]

go on a run

[distant sphinx]

💀

[primal nexus]

LMAO

[surreal wasp]

:0 that's post cc bro

[clever spire]

:0

[primal nexus]

don't you only get that once you complete the upstairs for the cc?

[cobalt hare]

Yes nick

[supple glen]

What happens to Pierre's store after you go the Joja route? I've done the Joja route once but I haven't played in that farm since

[primal nexus]

nothing happens I believe

[tacit quarry]

Who
Who tf i am supposed to dance with

[past bronze]

Nothing

[kind scarab]

I’m know this is a dumb question but I’m not used to pc gaming, what button is it to minimize the game tab so I can google stuff

[cobalt hare]

u cant dance w anyone unless u have 4 hearts w em

[hidden meadow]

Alt + Tab should work?

[cobalt hare]

just press alt + tab

[tacit quarry]

Aww hell naw

[kind scarab]

Thank you

[cobalt hare]

alt + enter should make it windowed tho

[past bronze]

yh wtf you doing in the voice channel-

[gray gull]

it is sad because elliot stole my dance with leah

[cobalt hare]

Chilling

[distant sphinx]

Skill issue

[past bronze]

[primal nexus]

rip

[tacit quarry]

Extremely sad
Worse than my station

[crude tapir]

👁️

[cobalt hare]

hi panda

[crude tapir]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/829071988059406417.gif?v=1

[stark relic]

haley: is that a grass stain on your knee? sorry, I'm allergic to grass

[tacit quarry]

Fuck it i want to dance with linus

Why can't i do that

[stark relic]

he isnt marriage able

[tacit quarry]

Literally unplayable

[round ether]

how do fix the minecarts

[crude tapir]

you can only dance with marriage candidates

[stark relic]

one of the bundles im the cc

[round ether]

which one

[crude tapir]

complete the boiler room or buy it if youre joja route

[vague bane]

aren't there mods to marry linus, idk

[stark relic]

ye

[round ether]

i did complete do i have to sleep first?

[stark relic]

ye

[crude tapir]

yes

[cobalt hare]

okay

[vague bane]

yeah, sleep

[round ether]

oh alright thanks

[tacit quarry]

Phone

💀

[crude tapir]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/828859917338935307.gif?v=1

[cobalt hare]

hi panda!

[vague bane]

ooohh sorry ><

[crude tapir]

yoo choco!!

how r u

[cobalt hare]

i'm great hru

[clever spire]

panda i love your gifs 😹💀

[tacit quarry]

If i had a pc
That would be epic

[stark relic]

u can get mods on android

[cobalt hare]

im so dead rn guys ☠️

[crude tapir]

ikr

[wild moss]

panda I hate your gifs

[crude tapir]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/824271745111294042.gif?v=1

[clever spire]

well panda’s gifs hate u

[tacit quarry]

No thanks

[cobalt hare]

this one is my favorite 😂

[crude tapir]

YEAHHHH

[crude tapir]

W

[wild moss]

https://tenor.com/view/rock-one-eyebrow-raised-rock-staring-the-rock-gif-22113367

[crude tapir]

lenin i hope you have a nightmare about my gifs

[queen merlin]

idk why i read gifs as girls 💀 😭

[manic oar]

panda i am neutral to your gifs

[cobalt hare]

lenin gifs mog

[crude tapir]

glad to hear! yeah pretty much chilling

[queen merlin]

panda i am positive towards your gifs

[past bronze]

💀 -

[crude tapir]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/824271677151903784.gif?v=1

[vague bane]

Ikr..I envy pc players too

[crude tapir]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/860036621139443712.gif?size=96&quality=lossless

[queen merlin]

that gif so tiny

[clever spire]

panda how many do you have ?💀

[past bronze]

what is that-

[queen merlin]

that i have no idea what it is

[clever spire]

they’re infinite

[crude tapir]

||your mom||

[crude tapir]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/706633628851110048/966340087870812210/6FDFC3C7-57B2-4FFD-8867-25B436BA34CF.gif

[cobalt hare]

LOL

[past bronze]

my parents are dudes😒

[crude tapir]

yo dad

[cobalt hare]

oh shit u win

[crude tapir]

HEY THAT WAS MINE FIRST

[queen merlin]

its so tiny that i cannot tell which letter thee - is from

[past bronze]

what dad lmao they long gone already

[crude tapir]

now why would u say that to freely goodnight

[queen merlin]

i have play gifs only when hovering enabled in my settings so it says gif

[clever spire]

[crude tapir]

SMH

[crude tapir]

choco my gifs have been stolen dont believe lucy

[primal nexus]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-discord-nitro-nitro-free-nitro-free-discord-nitro-gif-19035049

[wild moss]

woah undertale spoilers

[past bronze]

[queen merlin]

[clever spire]

i’ve never played undertale

[queen merlin]

same

[cobalt hare]

i've been bamboozled

[queen merlin]

i have watched a playthrough on youtoob tho

[past bronze]

everyone fell asleep

[queen merlin]

[past bronze]

nitro flex😕

[ebon timber]

Yo pet

[queen merlin]

[past bronze]

I think you know what im gonna say

[ebon timber]

No enlighten me

[past bronze]

what pet? they passed along time ago

[primal nexus]

bread can you send the Dino vs chicken thing

[queen merlin]

what happened to being leah's son

[primal nexus]

tha ks

[past bronze]

thaks

[primal nexus]

thanks

[ebon timber]

what Leah? They died a long time ago

[cobalt hare]

just say dinos are 160g a day and chickens are 400

[queen merlin]

bonk

[past bronze]

BONK

[hollow yoke]

[primal nexus]

leah 🤩

[ebon timber]

What's it for?

[past bronze]

is gone

[ebon timber]

She died a long time ago

[past bronze]

🥲

[stray moss]

i have questions...

[past bronze]

if you have questions leave

[stray moss]

how

[ebon timber]

What if you died a long time ago...

[cobalt hare]

also why are u calculating with base quality mayo when u get gold quality in like a week

[ebon timber]

Don't ask again or that will happen

[cobalt hare]

they're much better than that

[ebon timber]

Do you

[cobalt hare]

yes

[stray moss]

i'm already dead so it doesn't matter

[ebon timber]

Do you want me to calculate every single fucking combo?

[round ether]

are the cows only for milk?

[past bronze]

wtf you doing on discord

[round ether]

also how can i milk them

[cobalt hare]

just the realistic one

[stray moss]

and also bc they are cute

[ebon timber]

I

[crude tapir]

milk pail or autograbber,

[cobalt hare]

the cows always look like they're smiling

nice reply

[ivory flume]

Milk Pail

[crude tapir]

fuck wrong reply

[cobalt hare]

so cute

[round ether]

no theyre fat

[hollow yoke]

is that booette

[stray moss]

i refused to give my passwords out before so now i'm stuck ig

[past bronze]

get goofed💀

[ebon timber]

Alright fine whiteboard time

[round ether]

how can i milk cows

[stray moss]

SO WHAT!!!

[crude tapir]

who r u

[past bronze]

goofy

[round ether]

i hate fat cows

[stray moss]

hahahaahah

[crude tapir]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/824271731031539753.gif?v=1

[cobalt hare]

same

[stray moss]

bRUH LEAVE THEM MILKIE BABES ALONE

[hollow yoke]

thats furSona ofc

[round ether]

now tell me how can i milk them

[past bronze]

FURZONA NOT FURSONA

[crude tapir]

milk pail or autograbber

[cobalt hare]

u get em both at marnies

[round ether]

what is this and how can i get it

[crude tapir]

what yh said

[golden rose]

Fursona is better

[cobalt hare]

w the milk pail u just right click the cows each day

[past bronze]

no

[cobalt hare]

this is endgame spoilers delete that lol

spoilaaah

[crude tapir]

use milk pail to get max friendship, and if u have max you can start using autograbber

[ebon timber]

Oh shit wait

[cobalt hare]

also what does that have to do with anything

[past bronze]

nice white board

[hollow yoke]

need that gold mayo price

[cobalt hare]

literally just 399 gold w artisan

[ebon timber]

See any dino egg?

[cobalt hare]

no

[ebon timber]

Oh wait one second I'm stupid

[past bronze]

dino eggs look better 🤓

[cobalt hare]

so confused

[hollow yoke]

are we allowed to talk ab the mines or no

[cobalt hare]

i was just saying u shouldve calculated with gold mayo which is just 2793 gold a week instead

[hollow yoke]

the general mine

[cobalt hare]

of course lol

[round ether]

what is the range of the scarecrows

[crude tapir]

!scarecrow

[novel thistle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/280006542235795466/971612968238342224/C8B3B648-3AF1-41E9-BD7A-222B0179D781.png

[cobalt hare]

!scarecrow

[novel thistle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/280006542235795466/971612968238342224/C8B3B648-3AF1-41E9-BD7A-222B0179D781.png

[cobalt hare]

easy

[crude tapir]

ez

[past bronze]

ezy

[hollow yoke]

as a new player of 1 week squid kid made me shit myself

[cobalt hare]

!scarecrow

[novel thistle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/280006542235795466/971612968238342224/C8B3B648-3AF1-41E9-BD7A-222B0179D781.png

[crude tapir]

LMFAO

[cobalt hare]

w

[stray moss]

i avoided the mines for a minute when i first started playing bc i was a scaredy cat

[ebon timber]

This one better represents what I was going for

[hollow yoke]

and then the black blobs that take no knockback 💀

[gray gull]

yoo i got 8 hearts with leah

[cobalt hare]

so confused on what u mean

[tacit quarry]

Guys what is the difference between wedge and sword

[ebon timber]

You can't get a large dino egg

[past bronze]

😤 slimes are annoying af

[cobalt hare]

ok so

[ebon timber]

So you can't easily get gold dino mayo

[hollow yoke]

I NEED A BETTER SWORD SO BAD

[cobalt hare]

i was talking abt gold normal mayo bro

what are u even on about

[wild moss]

you can’t get it at all lol

[past bronze]

yeah you do lol

[cobalt hare]

u were over here saying chickens make like 1800 gold a week when in reality its like 2800

[ebon timber]

So if I calculated chickens then there would be an unfair adjustment between the two and the math wouldn't be fair

[cobalt hare]

thats all i was saying

its not unfair it takes literally a week in game

what ur saying makes genuinely no sense

[hollow yoke]

i keep seeing people get ||prismatics and im just sitting waiting w my obsidian sword ☠️||

[past bronze]

y'all going back and forth about eggs man

[tacit quarry]

Guys what is the difference between wedge and sword?

[hollow yoke]

i fuckin love eggs

[ebon timber]

Mate one is regular so the other is regular, there is only one variable changed and if I changed another then the math would be fucked up

[cobalt hare]

mainly hammers r slower and their right click is an actual attack

[cold shard]

🥚

[cobalt hare]

thats just not how u calculate it when comparing the two

[tacit quarry]

Uhh ok i guess

[past bronze]

☠️ ..

[cobalt hare]

if the chickens are going to be producing gold quality mayo, you compare with the gold quality mayo

[ebon timber]

I- wut

[cobalt hare]

you dont use the base quality to be "fair"

[hollow yoke]

when is MY TURN

[cobalt hare]

like what are u on

[ebon timber]

BUT IF DINOS ARENT

[past bronze]

never

[cobalt hare]

ur comparing what a dino produces, to what a chicken produces, that simple

[ebon timber]

mate you be traveling to the future

[hollow yoke]

u think i should just buy that lava sword at the guild :((

[cobalt hare]

i dont understand how u cant understand this

[ebon timber]

Me neither

[past bronze]

yeah you should

🥚

[cobalt hare]

point is dinos are 160g a day, chickens are 400g

[hollow yoke]

idk why im saving all my eggs but i am

[gloomy mist]

but dino is better

[gloomy mist]

mayonayse

[hollow yoke]

i should probably just mayo-afy them

eyah

[past bronze]

dino cuter

[hollow yoke]

can pet dino?

can pet chick

[trim inlet]

BLACKSMITH OR PROSPECTOR?

[hollow yoke]

chick is good

[dire topaz]

How get truffle

[trim inlet]

sorry caps

[cobalt hare]

prospector

[hollow yoke]

pig

[gloomy mist]

this is absolutely true

[past bronze]

both are good end of story lol

[cobalt hare]

only go blacksmith if ||you're going to be selling iridium bars from sc for profit||

[manic oar]

get a deluxe barn, buy pig

[past bronze]

prospector

[hollow yoke]

||sc wrecking my ass 😁🫶||

[gloomy mist]

hwo to get dwarf scroll 2. ive gotten every other one twice now

[cobalt hare]

energy tonic

[cobalt hare]

cap

[gloomy mist]

||just get bombs staircases and the right food||

[past bronze]

🤪

[manic oar]

depends on what you want

[hollow yoke]

whered u get the 4th

[visual umbra]

Overall like cheese.

[cobalt hare]

why are u putting a question mark lol

[manic oar]

are you looking for buffs or just restoration

[gloomy mist]

somewhere at the bottom of the minesw

[cobalt hare]

that is literally the best one

[hollow yoke]

[trim inlet]

i chose miner as well, was that the right descision?

[hollow yoke]

maybe its bc i rushed the mines

[visual umbra]

Cheese, Lucky lunch is good, eel luck shit is good.

[cobalt hare]

gold cheese is extremely efficient in the mines

[cobalt hare]

who tf uses energy tonic

[hollow yoke]

||there are no checkpoints is there ||

[cobalt hare]

rich people like me

[ebon timber]

Yh just like try doing that math

[cobalt hare]

its only a mil for a stack and its the best source

[cobalt hare]

what math

[gloomy mist]

yeah the furthest ive gotten in one day is lvl 109

[stray moss]

i eat mass amounts of pizza. sam and shane could never beat me in a pizza eating contest

[hollow yoke]

bro ☠️

[cobalt hare]

hush now

[ebon timber]

If chickens are 400g a day then do the math

[hollow yoke]

LEVEL 109 💔

[past bronze]

how to die in 2 weeks

[ebon timber]

Show me it

[cobalt hare]

"the math" as in?

[stray moss]

i buy like 500 at a time and gobble them down

[cobalt hare]

Be more specific g

[hollow yoke]

u see my yr1 in my name 😭 i aint ever getting past 10

[cobalt hare]

gold QUALITY cheese

[gloomy mist]

and i was on a xbox that was my stardew peak

[cobalt hare]

a chicken produces a large egg every day after like a week of raising friendship, a large egg turns into gold mayo, gold mayo with artisan sells for 399 gold

[hollow yoke]

smurf on my acc pls

[gloomy mist]

i can tell u what i did its quite easy once u have all the recorises

[cobalt hare]

its not even math its so simple to understand

[past bronze]

heart burn

[ebon timber]

How does 400g a day with chickens come from mine

[hollow yoke]

i really think its my weaponry thats the biggest issue

[tacit quarry]

This is how yall sound
🤓

[visual umbra]

I used my data for you so better be thankful my guy.

[ebon timber]

It's a comparison

[stray moss]

its ok i drink milk with it

[past bronze]

lmao

[cobalt hare]

what are you on about bro

[gloomy mist]

||galaxy hammer is the best fror scull caverns easily||

[past bronze]

milk fix everything

[cobalt hare]

you're driving me insane

[stray moss]

milk milk milk milk (like bill bill bill nye)

[past bronze]

calm down then easy

[ebon timber]

alright if you are comparing one thing from another you don't just fucking change it

[trim inlet]

|| if u just started in sc buy lava katana ||

[hollow yoke]

something affordable for me pls LMFAOO

[cobalt hare]

if you're trying to compare dinosaurs and chickens to find the more lucrative option, chickens produce 399g worth each day, dinosaurs produce 160g each day, chickens are therefore more than twice as lucrative as dinos

[gloomy mist]

Rusty sword

[visual umbra]

Actually dinosaurs are predecessors to chickens.

[ebon timber]

Chicken eggs versus dino eggs, but chicken eggs are now on steroids is basically what you are trying to say

[gloomy mist]

ur forgetting how cool dinos are that makes them better than chickens

[hollow yoke]

i also need to rebuy the slingshot ig

[gloomy mist]

slingshot is op w exploding ammo especially for ||ess sea||

[cobalt hare]

Ok, you're trying to compare the price of chickens that they're at for only 1 week in game, would you call ancient fruit bad because they don't produce for the first 28 days? No. Your entire argument makes no sense.

[gloomy mist]

af mid

[past bronze]

🤓

[cobalt hare]

my bad furzona

[queen merlin]

what??

[crude tapir]

💀

[hollow yoke]

where’d the mayo talk go

[cobalt hare]

i dont know how to make it any more clear for you

[ebon timber]

***ancient fruit isn't fucking a chicken or dino egg

Whoops

[past bronze]

AYO WHO PUT THAT REACTION?

[queen merlin]

i hope no one is doing that to do a dino egg

[hollow yoke]

me

[feral notch]

Ok help, yes or no?

[visual umbra]

It's smurf egg.

[serene walrus]

ooo what we arguing about

[past bronze]

😃

[cobalt hare]

hola peachy

[hollow yoke]

eggs

[cobalt hare]

theyre def trolling yh i think 💀

[trim inlet]

what happens to fish ponds in the winter

[cobalt hare]

i literally cant tell

[past bronze]

who the hell is savage cabbage

[gloomy mist]

they freze over and ur fish die

[cobalt hare]

i dont think they are

[serene walrus]

same as all other seasons

so nothing

[ebon timber]

Anyways you won't convince me and I won't convince you so let's drop this

[queen merlin]

prolly a stale cabbage

[cobalt hare]

No convincing to be done, i made an objective statement, but ok

[past bronze]

stale cabbage

[hollow yoke]

i renamed my ducky to rubber

[ebon timber]

Don't make me argue more

[cobalt hare]

stopp ur scaring me

[past bronze]

lmao-

[ebon timber]

Alright bye

[past bronze]

peace out

[dire topaz]

🤓 Literally you

[queen merlin]

actually converting everything to bread makes the most money

[cobalt hare]

lmao

[dire topaz]

sthu weeb

[queen merlin]

[past bronze]

no

[hollow yoke]

sthu?

[cobalt hare]

cabbage is such a savage

[queen merlin]

[dire topaz]

Exactly

[past bronze]

nah

[dire topaz]

she gets it

[queen merlin]

mom not allowing him to say the f word

[cobalt hare]

yea she gets it

[cobalt hare]

interesting bio

[ebon timber]

Bro a weeb is better than someone who probably flunked kindergarten

[hollow yoke]

im learning so many new acronyms

[cobalt hare]

i dont even speak like a woman bro cmon

[hollow yoke]

iirc, sthu

[dire topaz]

Why so mean

[past bronze]

omg cabbage your bio💀

[visual umbra]

He plays 8 ball.

[cobalt hare]

you're not a girl ?!

sadly

[queen merlin]

[past bronze]

sadly what

[cobalt hare]

shocked and confused throwing up rn

[hollow yoke]

u wanna be a women

[dire topaz]

Wannabe woman

[cobalt hare]

of course

[gloomy mist]

safe to assume that everyone on discord is male most of the time

[hollow yoke]

WWWWWWWW

[queen merlin]

women cute

[cobalt hare]

yes i know hes male lmao

i love women

[visual umbra]

I'm a girl though.

[queen merlin]

[trim inlet]

I HATE HALLOWEEN IN THIS GAME IT SUCKS :((((

[hollow yoke]

hey thats what my bio says

[gloomy mist]

cool

[cobalt hare]

Rip

[past bronze]

no one knows my gender 😤

[tacit quarry]

I have another stupid ass question

[cobalt hare]

🤥

[queen merlin]

hello fellow lover of women

[cobalt hare]

-_-

[past bronze]

what

[hollow yoke]

we r the same person after all

[dire topaz]

Attack helicopter

[queen merlin]

better than whatever is happening in chat rn

[cobalt hare]

💀

[gloomy mist]

what are ur pronouns

[past bronze]

no

[tacit quarry]

What does it mean when a slime has exclamation mark above it?

[gloomy mist]

its mad at u

[queen merlin]

i wish people could make more original phobic jokes

[visual umbra]

It wants to mate.

[tacit quarry]

Good

[cobalt hare]

isnt that when they're breeding

[tacit quarry]

So they get h

[cobalt hare]

h

[past bronze]

maybe, maybe not.

[hollow yoke]

h

[cobalt hare]

14 second cooldown jesus christ

[hollow yoke]

hornknee

[gloomy mist]

ur fault

[past bronze]

nah fam- I just like cherries.

[dire topaz]

Cabbage/savage

[queen merlin]

this is why stale cabbages are bad

[cobalt hare]

Cap

[visual umbra]

If I guess in 2 tries paypal me 10 bucks so I can get more data to use discord.

[hollow yoke]

isnt it the other way around man

[gloomy mist]

thats soooo savage SavageCabbage

[past bronze]

no

[visual umbra]

3 tries?

[past bronze]

No, Im being serious lmao.💀

[past bronze]

no

[dire topaz]

Atleast im not gay

[visual umbra]

Bro be careful.

[hollow yoke]

not w this cooldown

[queen merlin]

sad for you ngl

[torn bolt]

<@&239770080378880001>

[crude tapir]

https://tenor.com/view/merlinators-dog-smelly-dog-covering-nose-dog-paw-gif-25349790

[hollow yoke]

i spoke too soon

[visual umbra]

??? Bro did you just forreal??????

[hollow yoke]

thats funny

[gloomy mist]

wtf a forest spirit gonna do about it

[cobalt hare]

that is not something to ping admins over angel

[dire topaz]

🤓

[wild moss]

oh boy transphobia in new farmers

[torn bolt]

I don't like your joke

[wild moss]

I love when this happens

[torn bolt]

That ain't your call either.

[past bronze]

god lord-

[hollow yoke]

i jinxed u sadge unfortunate

[cobalt hare]

do what you want but if admins give out a warning thats just embarrassing

[visual umbra]

Bro what so you want admins to what...?

[gloomy mist]

the only way u can resolve this is go into vc and fight

[dire topaz]

Nobody here is transphobic or homophobic, take a joke.

[torn bolt]

I ping them and if they don't think is worth it then they just don't reply and that's it

[wet hollow]

There are topics that are best not joked about, now please move on

[torn bolt]

Let's not talk about getting warnings Hun

[cobalt hare]

Ok bud

[gloomy mist]

its what u deserve for getting into online fights

[hollow yoke]

we shouldve had that for the egg debate

[tacit quarry]

Gyus

[visual umbra]

Lets message bouncer if you have issues with something BUD.

[tacit quarry]

Shut up everyone yall have farming to do

[past bronze]

💀 ... wtf

[hollow yoke]

winter

[tacit quarry]

I just ended a argument

[wild moss]

why tf are you guys still trying to justify this shit after a mod said to move on

[cobalt hare]

w

[hollow yoke]

greenhouse

[tacit quarry]

Im so epic lmao

[visual umbra]

Thank you lord.

[dire topaz]

All the negative energy coming from this chat is so bad 😭

[hollow yoke]

an* 🤓🤓

[visual umbra]

Bro look at your bio.

[wild moss]

go to dms if you want to argue about how transphobic jokes are fine or whatever

[tacit quarry]

🤓

[dire topaz]

What about it?

[queen merlin]

hello lenin

what happened to math club?

[dire topaz]

talk about eggs

[past bronze]

we already had a fight about eggs

[wild moss]

hannah and I decided that everything that comes out of it is really stupid so it’s gone

[dire topaz]

Have another one

[ebon timber]

Guys cows are better than goats

[past bronze]

💀 ..

[queen merlin]

waiting for spouse wars to start again

[covert crag]

shane worst character ngl

[queen merlin]

ooof

[ebon timber]

Screw spouse wars, I believe in math wars

[hollow yoke]

eggs r perfect breakfast food thats all

[past bronze]

I realllllly wannnnnnnnnaaaaa say something your a admin so ima get banned 😔

[dire topaz]

Yogurt better

[safe vale]

i prefer goats 👀

[ebon timber]

HAHA

[wet hollow]

Excuse me??? He's like one of the two characters that have a good development

[ebon timber]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[cobalt hare]

bruh for real? cant have anything nice

[hollow yoke]

have u had overnight oats

[visual umbra]

Star wars

[ebon timber]

ILL BE BACK

AND ILL HAVE MATH

[cobalt hare]

bread just starting to learn actual animal profits

[covert crag]

haley best character....

[queen merlin]

ikr

[visual umbra]

Yo mods having beef in new farmers??

[queen merlin]

haley bestu

[covert crag]

the only chara w good development is haley sorry

[cobalt hare]

gonna blow everyones minds for sure

[hollow yoke]

bread should be math club ngl

[queen merlin]

ahahhahahah

[cobalt hare]

pure w takes

[ebon timber]

Nah actually I'm tired of math

[visual umbra]

YESSSSS!!

[past bronze]

how are you a shane hater but a haley lover😟

[wild moss]

it wasn’t even a club it was just us being math nerds

[covert crag]

haley cute

[ebon timber]

I ran out of energy

[queen merlin]

yusssssss

[past bronze]

she is

[safe vale]

i hate haley and shane equally

[hollow yoke]

!haley

[novel thistle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/948391711284019251/953848087288365076/IMG_20220316_224614_9.jpg

[ebon timber]

Tomorrow I should be fine

[cobalt hare]

haley is the best character in the game, shane is the worst, thats objective

[covert crag]

haley my loooove

[wet hollow]

When I said "two" I didn't mean Shane and Haley tho, I meant Shane and George 💅

[wild moss]

but then hannah got banned 4 hours after we had the idea

[queen merlin]

haley is pretyyy

[exotic spindle]

Pretty girl that's mean with no personality besides looks, very vapid imo

[warm thorn]

The best character development was mine when I stopped going to Marnies shop on Mondays

[visual umbra]

https://tenor.com/view/stardew-valley-haley-gif-23050236

[wild moss]

and then it caused a lot of annoyances a few days after

[covert crag]

LMAOOO

[hollow yoke]

must be the eyes

[wild moss]

and now this whole thing is devolving into nonsense again

[viral lagoon]

Omg are we talking about bachelor(ettes)

[queen merlin]

ahahahha proud of you 💀

[gloomy mist]

false

[viral lagoon]

Thinking about my favourite bachelor harvey

[cobalt hare]

this is true

[safe vale]

i still sont remember the days that marnies in her shop
i just show up and pray to yoba shes doing her job for onxe

[queen merlin]

wait for it to turn back around into sense and then nonsense

[pale pebble]

is the ring of yoba useful?

[past bronze]

marine is prob the worst, wtf she doing staring at a microwave