#stardew-valley
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I like seb and shane, I dont think there the best best tho
EMO
The male options?arguable,the female ones?absolutely but i dont hate the others
booooooooo
hes always around when i want to scavenge trash
nah i dont hate any of the female options but those three are the best
True
haley and alex > sebastian harvey clint pierre morris lewis
Seb gives frog so- he is in my book for sure
sebastian is my favorite male and abby is my favorite female
seb is so relatable
thank you
so your an emo
i cant be around u emos goodbye
gaming in the basement at 23
it’s not a phase mom
that doesn't make us emo lmao
Mmmmmmm
yes it is now kindly give sebastian trash
He was the first one i romanced on my first save
I was definitely going through a phase, ironically, but now i just think hes good
No.
my entire brand is a biology loving female
Seb is favorite, why would I give him trash??
so to prove you aint emo
No thanks✌🏻
sleeps till 2 pm, stays up all night on his pc, black sheep of family, has a job that his family doesn’t respect/see a future in, smokes to cope
I think you just described caroline
can goats become pregnant
👏🏻
yes
okok thanks ^^
i connect more with him cause of the fact he stays alone a lot and is pretty chill
or you can buy goats
pretty chilll
and i say that with love lmao
caroline is a mom who is failing at being a gardner
The reactions are still goin?????wtf
oh and when he stands in the rain looking at the water 
opinions on leah?-
huh?
The nerd reactions
lovely one of my faves
🤓
best girl. would whittle you little gifts to make you smile
Yes.
i like her, tho i have personal reasons why the name gives me anxiety
Alright guys stupid question but does wheat give more than 1 piece?
leah is prob not in favs but shes nice so
WHAT AW
I need the wiki for this one hang on
my head cannon is leah smells like pine dust
tf is pine dust
which level of the mines is the best for finding bats? i need some bat wings to make a lightning rod
frozen
saw dust from pine trees?
so saw dust?
LOL
what are the best floors to get quartz
get it cause she works with wood lol
all
oki doki, thanks
frozen
thanks i need refined quartz for the actually good sprinklers
yup!
A barn
like fr how do you use the basic sprinklers
You don’t.
Apparently it doesnt,which is weird,i could swear i got a lot more wheat than what i planted initially
Maybe its the scythe
Yeah me too
exactly why do they make the quality ones so damn expensive
Ew basic sprinklers,skip it
I mean 8 is still an advancement
Yeah
!sonic
And I have fall and summer
LMAO
also best place to get coal
the rock levels
are you asking?
Levels 40+
need some perseve jars
Kill dust sprites
Or make kegs instead
the dust sprites. so frozen levels
Yeah 40-70
i aint high enough level for kegs
best place to get coal is Clint's house
dont got the money to spare
WOAH DESPARADO
!shane
I mean you arent wrong
That's my hand
true
Jesus Christ is this guy the owner?
yall how do i get cuter shoes? the ones im wearing are u g l y asf
i married shane on fall 1st year 1
you find them
find them
hes so easy to please
oh
I mean admins had to get the pictures from somewhere
true
I think you can custom tailor them if you don’t like the way the high tier shoes look
Never answered :(
That is my hand
People on the server made these pictures with hands so it makes sense
when is a reasonable day to get a barn
i took a photo of my hand and sent it in and they made it
How are you desparado
As soon as possible
Umm I paid the admin team a large sum of money
ight
Oh
Like right after the coop and silo
cash money
oh i didnt know u could put shoees in the sewing machine, ty!
lmao
should i get iridium rod or barn first
Well how much
iridium rod
Maybe I can become desparado too...
If you arent gonna use tackles go for the barn
get the rod if you like fishing but the barn +cows probably makes more money than just fishing
are you really gonna spend money on a role-
im for sure gonna use tackles
what is that
the pruple role?
Shorts
Best Spring Crop?
new hip word for depressed
u can boost the server and get our special pink role, it just never shows it
strawbery
Yeah the ones that wear shorts
Potato second best
Thanks
whats the point if it never shows
Do potatoes and then strawberries at 13th
to boost the server? lmao
like fr its so easy to befriend shane one of his loved gifts is beer and it only costs 800g a week to give him gifts and he's always at the saloon at like 6pm so its easy to talk to him
eh
well damn
I feel pretty 
when i could give linus things off of the ground for free??
pov stack up on peppers and gift him for way cheaper
FACTS
Do not give Shane beer 👎
i know but linus likes pretty much anything
id never spend money and not even get a cute pink name from it
i started before summer
not even to support the server?
and i grew blueberries in summer
Support what .. there's like 50 boosts over the max tier alreadu
the server has a spine for itself
lmao
how long have people with desperado role been here ive been here like a year and still have this blue name
give Shane beer
yes
no
idk but i just got here about 3 days ago 😄
A lot probably
gonna do math to figure out how many msgs you need to send to get that role
omgggg its my 1 year with this server in like 2 weeks
Giving the guy trying to be sober beer and he be like thanks bro I really like this
Cause it takes a shit ton of levels to reach desperado
i have like 45 levels i think
Sup
sup
sup
sup
im almost there and i’ve been here like 4 months 💀
my wallet hurts
best crops for year 2?
hey Lucy opinion on math
Um you live here

tbf ive gone months without talking here i only started again recently
Should i be worried
yes
ill have to get a new pfp to match the name once i level up ig
and banned 2 of those 4 months lmao
touch some grass lmfao
someone pay for my therapy
/j
im almost level 25, im gonna make it today no matter what
you need like lvl 1k I think
noooo it would’ve been 6 months
soon you'll be level 250
what are the best crops for year 2 in every season
If i could atleast pay for mine
Same as year 1 lol
so the new ones arent good
they are decent
naw
i’ll get a sugar daddy 4 us
rhubarb then starfruit then cranberries
what are the best crops for every season
So if you are female and marry a male, and you get the option to have kids. Do you the player get pregnant??
Yeah
k
Theorically yes,but it doesnt show
why are you asking
technically yes, but you just pop one out after a couple of weeks
goes into the very scary mines while pregnant💀
that looks adorable
Because
Spring: strawberry
Summer: starfruit
Fall: cranberry
lmao
imagine a birth cutscene how wild would that be

give
summer and fall seasons is af
Too cursed
i would close my laptop
wait how do you get starfruit
True
all three is starfruit bc by y2 most people have got greenhouse
||desert||
is bus fixed
do you have bus?
from seeds
You unlock it at the ||desert after completing the vault bundle||
dont got any of the rooms in the cc finished yet
how? 
imo af is better
you don't need to constantly get new seeds
True
but sf makes more profit
u know what else makes more profit
i was an af stan but then i decided i liked sf bc i get to talk to sandy a bunch
what is af?
credit card now.
You do for next year
and dont have to rely on seedmakers
idk imma prob split my greenhouse in half for both
Also they take all of spring to grow
as fuck
not the greenhouse
I thought we were talking about seasonal crops not planted in the greenhouse
idk
idk anymore
Af is Ancient Fruit. You get the recipe for Ancient Fruit Seeds by donating an Ancient Seed to Gunther at the museum
not worth it u have to do all the work of starfruit while not getting as much profit
delete
i grew blueberries in the summer because of the breaking stardew valley series from rt game
spoilers
OH MY GODsorry
i got 3 aquamarines from a fishing chest once is that good
I thought it was seasoned farmer
||truffles, selling iridium bars, starfruit wine am i missing a moneymaking thing to be rich||
Sorry
Pretty lucky
its meh, not bad tho
i lvoe getting gems in chests the best one i had was a diamond and a magnet ring in one
If u really wanna go all out then pale ale makes more per day than SF wine
also how do i catch cat fish
rain
In spring in the town river when it's raining
Rainy days in the river. Spring and Fall
blue chicken i hope u don’t mind and don’t take this the wrong way but what made u decide to b in new farmers
i’ve never seen u here what an interesting development
on one hand yea but on the other hand sometimes i just cannot be asked to farm the whole day
welcome to new farmers but not really cuz u must b an og
also i married shane how do you get the blue chickens from him
8 hearts bro, you dont need to be married
my condolences
shit I have to be friends with the alcoholic that doesn't send me batteries?
ask for a baby theres a 50/50 chance of a blue chicken popping out instead of a child
it's a heart event
go to marnies and it should be one of the chickens that u can buy - just keep cancelling the purchase until u get one
Idk I was bored and no other channels were talking lol
oh ok so are blue chickens only cosmetic or do they give a benefit
Cosmetic
interestingggggg
cosmetic
they r cute
they give 60000g per egg
good enough
If only
you can name it blueberry
Once per decade
no its literally true
They are only cosmetic. They produce regular eggs
they should make blue eggs
is there a mod that makes blue chickens lay meth
💀
brub
no
Lol
probably
bruh
Huh?
Beug
brug in french
whats the best way to go through the mines
||does anything happen when im at 10 hearts with the wizard or nah, ive been at 10 with him for like a weekingame....||
Pickaxe hits rock
nope, i was very sad to figure this out
Rock breaks
please answer
dont
Rocks sometimes break into ladder
u can bring a blue chicken to the mines and they poop a ladder
bruh i keep getting really bad luck days
True
Go on good luck days, bring food, and watch your health. Do your best to get to levels in increments of 5 so your progress saves in the elevator.
my laptop froze for a solid 30 seconds when you sent this wtf
what r they gonna do, not give u a ladder
git gud
best early game energy that isnt salmonberries cuz im out
was trans horse too much for it to handle
Carp
spring ojoinod
blackberries
it was too majestic

Yeah
what season

im in fall
If you friend Linus he gives you the sashimi recipe
get a bunch of crab pots then turn it all into sashimi
are u lvl 10 fishing?
eggs or omelettes i'd say if you want quick energy and have animals
no
get blackberries

k
when you do then pick the free crabpots option thats what i do for mining
i meant to go play stv 3 hours ago but i keep getting sucked into these weird ass convos
ive spent more time making lists of what to do ingame than playing today
is it worth it to transmute 3 copper bars into iron
oh shit my cats are still in the bathroom
im not kidding i want to cook everything in the next yer
i just go in blindly forgetting what i wanted to do last play session and form a whole new plan
As you go further down the mines, iron becomes abundant!
what about 3 iron bars into one gold bar
same then i spend all the money i had saved for something big
No
still no
its always easy to get copper iron and gold
i wish you could transmute gold into iridium for early game iridium
i retrieved my cats, what are we talking about now?
that transmute sucks
Guys favorite math algorithm in sdv
that would be broken
its so hard to get bc i dont want to ||skull caverns yet without having crystalariums||
not really
Clay
night bozos
Good night
strangerer things
noight
night and shane > Leah
just get the ||statue of perfection|| ez ez
(6x8)-6=42 i need 42 seeds
is it worth getting a fish pond after barn
yes
ugh u right i should just do that
agreeable
NO
yes
what should i put in the fish pond
sturgeon
most fish ponds are trash except lava eels dont get em
lava eel
mmmmmmm lava eel
thats post cc
nah sturgeons are good caviar is 500g each and i dont have to do anything
im pretty sure this guy is early game
how many perserve jars should i get
blobfish and sturgeon is good
fish ponds suck both early and late game
like 3 or 5
just make more as u need them
as many as you can
also dont say just get kegs because i aint hight enough level
nahh man
i have 3 rn and thats fine
make an oak resin fafrm for when you are though
farming and fishing can get you alot more money than fish pond
im making a maple farm
is passive income u missing out
especially when most fish pond fish are absolute garbage except the sturgeon and laval eel
they are fun to have though
yes but fish ponds are good too
Mine is if s equals number of silos and a equals number of animals then the equivalent of (240*s)/a is how many days an animal can go without hating you
animals.
i have one but also do oak bc u need it for kegs
oh fr
animals are 10x better than fish ponds change my mind
i didnt think it would be anygood
i gave my fish a nautilus shell and they give me money in return i see no problem
well yeah but both is even better
also fish ponds are cheap and dont need upgradign
im canadian so i naturally was attracted to maple syrup over the others
you give animals hay and they give you money
yeah every npc except maru likes it as well
much more effort to start with though
lava eel aged roe is 1,000g its as good as a truffle :D
i like having my fish i like them
they give you more in return
you get more than one truffle a day
why wont my grass grow for my chickens
atleast the fishies are funni
they eat it way too fast
put grass starters
You gotta put more grass
they eat it as it grows so it looks like nothing is happening
it only grows on the tillable soil
i do it just doesnt last
put the grass in a face
they eat 1 patch of grass a day
Put moore
ik i didn’t see someone say fish ponds r better than truffles 😹
no seriously you can put the grass in a fence and they wont be able to eat it so it can spread
fish ponds can change colour i rest my case
yk i’m going to mind my own business today
i said its as good
Fish ponds may be
o
hey how much affection does talking to someone give?
Since pigs take so much space
I SAID MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS
20 points
i tried but they eat the grass that spread that day and it resets and my other animals go hungry
truffles are better bec you get more than one truffle per day for each pig
You said that after ping
yeah they need the space outside as well
So true.. a tight formation of fish ponds might be more efficient than pigs
put alot of grass
yes but fish ponds 4 extra money is cool
i d i d
i have the whole left side of my farm just for animals and a tiny patch infront of my house for farming
yeah but pigs are better at money making is what im saying
not every thing of grass spread each day, it's like 3 to 5 a day
Try putting the grass under fences so they can't eat it and it continues to regrow
can someone tell me the most efficent quality sprinkler layout
put more 
in a grid
It's as simple as you think
ok
Just put them next to each other with 2 tiles of space
They have a 3x3 radius so grid pattern
stardew has meta now? 
Same with iridium just larger grid
Always has...
i did, that does not work. they eat the grass that spreads thst night and so many animals go hungry
yeah ancient fruits
say no to drugs 👩🦲
ancient fruit wine is the new meta
Sf>>>
drugs not pugs SHIT NO PUGS NOT DRUGS
If you don't have enough grass the solution is plant more grass
ancient fruit regrows
Ancient fruit wines been around for like 1.0
ok so i got 4 quality sprinkes and they water half my farm each day which saves me like a minute
you play how u want, u can get rich by doing dumb things anyways
i couldnt find the emoji
i my case rest
Sf still makes more
this is true
I saw that
you have to spend money on the seeds also it's a pain going to sandy
i sprinkler my greenhouse first bc i forget to go in there half the time
!sprinklers

!sprinkler
i love her i give her gifts every time i go
You also have to grind a lot to get a bunch of seeds
SPOILERSSSSSSSSSSSSS
anyone want to see a message from my cat?
Also desert totem
yes
show me rn
sprinklers are spoilers??
how tf is that spoilers
tfr,m 98dxy7uuuuuj
It's not
its literally post cc and 1.5/
yees
from Tucker, who i let stand on my key board
ok
h o w
The basic sprinkler looks so stupid lol

Never even seen it in game before tbh
I can fight back now 
you get the recipe for that in level 2, 6, 9 or 10? farming

why do you simp for the worst character in stardew valley
look whos talking smh
idk for u but for me i havent reached sprinklers yet and im 1.4 so 🤷♂️
cry abt it
cause they personally like her lol
It's pixels
yess i have my reasons
!shane
An 8bit sprite
ew
tw for nerd
😦

What a handsome guy
And we love the pixels 
!haley
- shane
nice
LOOK AT HER SHES GLOWING

im literally puking looking at this

get her out of my face
no

disgusting
baeley

shanneeeee

> 
if shane is your favorite i can't be your friend /j

i just remembered someone called abigail noobigail

Does it do that for every character
#images-and-memes help pls
/hj
!sebastian
!lewis
maru more like the best cutscenes in the whole game
LOL
LEAVE SCIENC GIRL ALONE
omg my bias
emoo 😔😔
shane > everyone
who has the best cutscenes then
Haley > everyone
maybe shane but definitley maru
you speak my language
shut your mouth
tbh shane, his are heartfelt then his 10 heart is <3
what? no
it seems like alot of people disagree with me
shanes cutscenes are concerning
i never saw his 10 heart i got him to 8 hearts then i saw ❤️ alex ❤️
we can see that
depressed acholic
I remember when I first met maru I did not know she was robins daughter 😭 I thought she was way older
idk shane has a nice story but when u marry him its like, ugh
bro shanes heart events suck lmao
i love maru shes so easy to gift
maru is best girl change my mind
alex and haley should not be labeled 'single', it should be a + h
sam is a literal manchild
hey spoiler heart events !!
Worst takes...
sums it up well
head empty golden retriever
sebastian has rlly good cutscenes actually and abigail
the concert is 8 heart cutsene tho
YES
true
i rly enjoyed abi's 2 heart event ||i think it was the 2 heart? idk the one where u play the video game with her, it's cute||
in terms of cutscenes sebastian > maru = shane > abigail > sam
no you guys are dumb KROBUS HAS THE BEAT CUTSCENES
i got screamed at for even talking about an hesrt event so
ye i figured out the secret to that game and she thinks im a master
shane > sebastian
This is the one thing I will relent with Leah with, it kinda sucked
WAIT YES
so i took the elevator to the 2nd floor
i really enjoyed Sebs after marriage heart event which i can't say because chat rules but it's hhhhh 😭 I love sebastian
Haley > everyone else 💃✨
whats the secret 👀 i wanna beat the game
you are going hard for Shane and I live for this
Nah Haley sucks
im dating shane <3 summer 6th, y1
||literally just stand in a corner and shoot diagonally out||
Lewis is one of my highest friendship….
im married to shane fall 5th
As a blue chicken lover I advocate for Shane
Level three
as a haley and alex stan their cutscenes are kind of boring
best girl best girl best girl best girl best girl

slow
sebastian is an emo edgy boy
y1
caroline is better
haley is my beloved wife
I love him
still slow
Aw I wish I could post a pic
how do we feel about Elliott cutscenes though
SEANIE DEW
i never said i was good i did that to beat the game with abigail
the ||wine one is so cute||
bro ELLIOT SUCKSSS
Literally frogot all of them
weird question but is that sean
teww dramatic
fair enough but it was my first time actually trying
just asked him to the dance but I’m getting there 😭
yes
YALL HAVE NEVER SEEN HALEYS HEART EVENTS UNCULTURED SWINES
Who even is that guy tbh
THIS.
i think everyone can agree that elliot is the worst bachelor
yes 💀
stardew youtuber
he lost a bet iirc
i seen alllll of them and my ranking still stands
I HAVE I HAVE I LOVE THEM
NO HE DOESNT HE LIKE DUCK FEATHERS AND HE HAS A CRAB IN HIS POCKET
I meant elliott
best girlbest girlbest girlbest girlbest girlbest girlbest girlbest girlbest girlbest girlbest girlbest girlbest girlbest girlbest girlbest girlbest girlbest girlbest girlbest girlbest girlbest girlbest girlbest girlbest girlbest girlbest girlbest girlbest girlbest girlbest girlbest girl

what no its shane, he's not spouse material he needs friend
EVERYONE HATES ALEX!!!!
talking cutscenesn not npcs here
i watched him for the first time last night abt his luau speedrun and i loved it
god what have we started
hI
basic stardewer
im penny faction.
lowkey wanted to go for Harvey but I heard he sucks
LITERALLY EVERYONE HATES ALEX I WILL SLANDER ALEX
elliot still sucks tho
Nah you are
Wth is happening?
Leah is the best, yesss
forgot about her tbh
understandable have a nice day
FUCK YOU ELLIOTT
Me when idk which one it is
leah is too fookin overrated
YES
ok
NO ELLIOTT SLANDER ALL HE WANTS TO DO IS DRINK WINE AND WRITE BOOKS
penny is the best girl, she tries her damnest to give jas and vincent a good education, is always apologizing, loves reading, and has to deal with a horrible alcoholic mother
i like how she slowly evolves into morris
do you have to get to a certian friendship level with emily to get the sowing machine
Leah is the store brand people settle for because they can't have robin let's be real
I stand by sebastian
BAN ALL ELLIOT SLANDER
he's weird
literally in my old save i was dating abigail haley alex sam and sebastian bc i liked the cutscenes
MAY THE SPOUSE WARS BEGIN
Nah you just need to discover cloth
Penny the one with those annoying ass kids right
Plot twist she is
i like elliot
what the fuck is this
HE'S UNPROBLEMATIC 😭
a penny.
gorgeous
oh wow thats all
are shoes dyable?
You just took all of my worst fears and said fuck you here
I LOVE HIM HE LOOKS LIKE FABIO
looks delicious
so fuck leah, haley, and emily. penny deserves the world. im gay but i would marry penny irl because i just feel so strongly for her
KEEP MY WIFE NAME OUT OF YA FKING MOUTH
No but you can tailor them
:( what's wrong with emily
everyone loves elliot because of his looks but elliot's personality sux
shes not penny
AYO BACK OFF OF LEAH YOU INSULT LEAH AGAIN I DARE YOU
Transfer stats from one good boot to a shit boot that looks pretty
but penny is like, idk shes kinda boring
Plain white bread
LEAH IS COOL, maru is the best but leah is still cool
he said these hands rated E for everybody but penny
Penny is literally Miss Honey from Matilda
screw haley and leah
who here is on shane team
no

why leah doe
HES SO PRETTY JEDNJSSJ MY LITTLE AUTHOR BOY EEEEEE
penny deserves the world <3
No but leah is so good
haley>alex>abigail>sam>sebastian>leah>shane>maru>emily>penny>elliot>harvey
embed fail
i understand why someone would hate haley, but leah?
hes the dominant one, we just the spouse
rip GIFS
no

bro harvey's cool 💀
hell yeah your on team shane
Please remember to post source links for any art you're sharing that doesn't belong to you.
i literally said shes the best
i hate shaneeee
WRONG REPLY SORRY
Bad take
source: pinterest
That's never a valid source.
that's not a valid source 💀
source: myself
dw i have it in my clipboard
I figured 🙂
source: i made it up
source: the voices
sauce: 054273
penny > shane > sam > leah > maru > harvey > abby > alex > seb > emily >elliot > haley
in my head
in what universe
TRUEEEEEEE
Leah>Alex>Abigail>Sam>Sebastian>Shane>Mary>Emily>Penny>Harvey>Elliott>Haley
this one i can agree with
penny should be prioritized
haley haters dni
there
penny is dry af
bruh you like sebastian more then shane
penny and harvey dni
haley and elliot suck maru is superior in every way
everyone should
How to incite rage in sdv discord step one: make a list of spouses ranked in any order you feel
yes yall haley slanders are uncultured
its so easy ill send a tierlist next
olivia < everyone else
haley is literally rude to you from day one-
penny and harvey is probably the most 'stable' type of wife and husband
KEEP MY WIFE NAME OUT OF YA FKING MOUTH (2)
i dont like shane elliot or penny
I'm not listening to anyone that says Maru is superior 💀
olivia pls let me marry u😩
that was terrifying
yall crying over a pixel
penny is good house wife and harvey is good doctor.
ppl find it boring because its 'too' normal
milf
frl frl
finally some good fucking food
ok this sub is way too chaotic
@worldly gulch 
man i am just 2 minutes off my pc and i miss my beloved pixelated hot wife already
at least your life is guaranteed if u married with them irl
my genuine ranking of the characters is dusty > everyone else
What sub this is discord
we are playing a fantasy farm game for a reason
agreed
haley should be deleted or rewriten to be with alex
man addicted to haley
hes all locked up, poor boy
KEEP MY WIFE NAME OUT OF YA FKING MOUTH (3)
penny deserves everything
problems?
cry abt it

i stan u

i hate u
i love u
the duality of man
we hate u
😳
Love blue chicken hate joja cola
i hate them too
I’m ngl if Willy was a bachelor I’d marry him in a heartbeat
😏
bro me too
hes so old tho?
I'd die for haley's
face
ageist
i am not even gay but willy's just so cool
theres one thing this discord hates... joja and haley
YALL HALEY SLANDERS ARE JUST JEALOUS BECAUSE U MARRIED THE WRONG WOMAN
😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫
dilf
YES OMG
willy gud haley bad
yes.
yuck, that makes me so uncomfy
i'm sorry but...ew Haley
just joja
thoughts?
i agree
remove alex and then W
Why is your grandpa scum
SCUM WILLY???? WHO TF
based and judging that we all like woman when half of us are obsessed with men 🤨
n o
still want question why we cant marry sandy
mmmm alex should be lower but it's acceptable
delete
literally left me with no money and a rundown farm
ayo why tf is grandpa in scum
delete that delete that rn
5,353 votes and 172 comments so far on Reddit
horrible tierlist willy is in scum and maru is not in bae
she is at least at same age with emily
grandpa is the soul reason the game exists
i have actual beef with willy
y tho
Lmaooo why
oh my lord
he literally died how cool can he be
terrible horrible screaming crying
willy's just so cool not to like
abigail is my wife but i love all the woman but haley
he was friends with lewis....... like......
then he judges you and dips out again
grandpa sux
he gave me a magnet at christmas
clint is a creep..
i dont think you should disrespect the man who gave you his farm as his final dying wish
u basic

a haley simp has a good opinion wow
i love u
all haley simps has good opinions sir
yea i know but i had purple hair so abigail <3
love u too bae
he literally left the farm in the worst possible state and is jugding me
My man literally died how you expect him to upkeep the farm
💍
exactly. Like let's see you do better you pile of bones
bruh you think an old man can tend a farm
here i want to burn the server down
LMAO THIS
🖐🏻
AT LEAST PUT SHANE IN C TIER

put maru in s
Based Opinion, My based opinion is that ||Krobus|| tops every NPC in the game.
he can at least try
I hate krobus
THIS IS TRUE YOU WIN
NOT WRONG
the rare maru stan
@jade beacon do u also hate alex fellow haley simp
BRUH HE PROB HAD ARTHRITES
krobus is cute but he probably smells tho i mean he literally lives in the sewers
Why when he moves in he brought a whole chunk of authentic sewer in my house
heres a bf gf version
i hate that he tries to flirt with haley
ok but what does krobus do on the farm
screw krobus
they aren't rare ):
I evicted him out of my house :D
UGH I LOVE IT
Based
HOW IS THAT MY PROBLEM HE LITERALLY DIDNT EVEN UPGRADE HIS OWN HOUSE
Same always if i see him i belike: ew.
it's called style
NOO WHY HARVEY-
wtf is this
tbh I try giving gifts to Alex once in a while. He is not that bad. I hate his grandparents tho. I’m rlly bout to try and marry him so when they die we can both get the inheritance
HES LITERALLY YOUR GRANDFATHER AT LEAST BE GRATEFUL
Man was alive before robin was born
i dont like harvey that much but he doesnt deserve D
harvey is doctor boring
you putting harvey in d tier but you only living on cause him
CANT RESPECT YOUR ELDERS IF THEYRE DEAD
Uh
THIS OMG
id still be a hater even if he healed me properly
there
Um.....ever heard of a funeral...
You never had any didn't you?
@covert crag is it possible to ban all emily haters
WRONG
PUT MARU IN S

HE LITERALLY COMMUNICATES TO YOU AS A GHOST HE WANTS YOU TO SUCCECED
HELL NO WHAT ABOUT ABBY OR SEB
HE LITERALLY CAN SUCK IT
yes ofc ofc
I’m in the medical field but I cannot trust anyon who charges me that much money when I’m passed out in the middle of the road. foh LOL
what 😭😭
thank you 🙂
I need to fix that :/
can we agree
nah stardew valley is located in america
please do penny better 🙏 no one works harder than her and gets treated so badly for it
Get rid of all haters then this place wk be paradise
no she has 0 personality
yes, yes we can.
yes sandy and krobus for the win
I wish Harvey would leave me tf alone when I pass out iN FRONT OF MY HOUSE
then u should stan haley
shut your mouth
I don't think it is bro
THIS
stfu with haley
its american healthcare
get Off mY PROPERTY? HOW CAN YOU CHARGE ME FOR SLEEPING IN MY YARD
explains the scams
TRESPASSING TO THEN CHARGE ME MONEY
never
no fr
stfu with penny
bro penny's cool
haley is the only npc who i feel like is ACTUALLY INLOVE WITH FARMER
stfu with haley
penny we actual respect
she teaches kids she's pretty poggers
penny is dry
@covert crag dont kill me pls
shes a gold digger her and emily
ew kids
ok but the kids are brats
Put Elliot in E tier
Haley's practically a bitch at first, Gets nicer when you get more hearts with her.
yeah
shes not..
no theyre not
shane should not be above the rest smh
PUT. MARU. IN. S TIER.
maru sucks
hmph
people assume the worst cause shes hot
theyre all s tier to me uwu
shes a sweetheart who dives heas first in the farming life, not to mention she has a broken camera
she has the patience to deal with kids I give penny that
what did you just say?
damn I hate those kids
frr
maru gets f tier
Hi, question. Does snow count as rain?
no
No
no
no
no
no
I actually hate jas sorry shes annoying
literally I just want to give shane a hot pepper
stop blocking me in front of your door and saying thar you cant talk to strangers
like shut the fuck up and MOVE
she has so much insecurity issues, always apologizing, always trying to get the kids education, she works hard and just has to do everthing for her mom while she drinks



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