#stardew-valley
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i have a barn and a coop, too. but no horse yet
Me with full iridium tools
get a horse its life cahnging
full iridium??? goodness
or buy the bus if you havent
Starfruit stonks
i imagine its much faster than walking everywhere
30 percent faster
thats y i try to keep coffee in my inventory to go faster
The walk speed is so slow lmao
I love the omori emotes btw
wow 30%
I haven’t bothered to get a horse yet
it is! if you play on pc theres also a mod that changes the horse to a giant wolf
I probably should
Horses are god
heh ty 
Guys I hate going to the spa
Please excuse my interjecting into this chat. But I am at my wits end. I had to google this discord just to try and find an answer. I’m at the end of summer year 2, I’ve donated well over 67 items to the museum for a WHILE now. (I stopped counting at 67) is there some secret why I still haven’t gotten the key yet?
giant wolf????
hello
Maybe try going to the spa to calm down your hatred
have you done the cutscene with the kids
oh man giant wolf sounds awesome
yes! i love my wolf mount so much
Yes
maybe gunther doesnt like you idk
Free energy and health iirc
Replenishes energy for free
woa thats awesome
But it takes a bit
I’ve played this before and didn’t have this issue. Like the mfer really won’t give me the key what the heck
Are you playing single player or multiplayer?
I just carry 100 salads because I can
Single
thatd be perfect to go to after i leave the mines
You're sure you donated 60+ and Gunther never visited you? It's not a physical key btw
And eventually it just FORCES YOU TO WALK
Huh weird
it takes ages bc u walk really slowly inside it
oh yea the slow walking was a pain
I’m positive. And no he’s never visited me. I know it’s not a physical key it goes in the wallet thingy but he hasn’t brought it to me
how do i get a sheep?
you're being careful not to slip on the wet floor
Simple you dont
ask marnie
buy them from marine
Upgrade barn
cuz i need wool to make the mill
I’m genuinely starting to wonder if my game is glitched
TIME FOR SOME MATH
Send a pic of your museum collection
ohh upgrade the barn
ty!
Will do one sec
oh so i have to level up to be able to vc well
have you collected all the donation rewards?
i have 2 cows in there so will the sheep fit?
Yes
yup!
Yeah
That doesn't matter
The capacity upgrades too
The deluxe upgrade allows you to have 12 animals
Oop it’s 8:30 pm give me a few so I can get to the next day when museum is open
awesome, ill buy some sheep today
i believe i need some sheers too, marnie has those i think
i have no clue then, i remember someone having this issue and finding the solution somewhere
Yep
Don't buy sheep
NO 😠 SHOW RN
Theyre such a waste of time and money. Rabbits give you wool
but theyre cute
rabbits give wool?
a sheep is just fun to have though!
Yes and rabbits feet!
actually they arent that cute but i like variety in one of my barns
i was just trying everything
they're cute 🥲
i see
and the other ones full of pigs
so sheep give wool too right?
So instead of sheep get a pig!
I'm getting rabbits soon just gotta wait til it's Wednesday
Honestly there are best crops and animals to get, but as long as you are enjoying the game, go off
pigs are insanely good
GUYS FAVORITE ANIMAL GO
thats good advice 
chickens!!!
i like the pet cat :D and the baby chickens
Is there another way to get the obsidian edge rather than from the chest?
how does animal pregnancy work bc i cannot be asked to spend 16k per pigs rn
I had 5 truffles from 2 pigs one day
chicken
moooo
Goat or void chimken
hoser
have you seen the ducks swim? So cute
a pig will make that amount of money in just a couple days, they are pretty self sufficient
So cute 
so just to be certain
buy sheep
shave sheep
get wool
turn wool into fabric to buy mill
Yep!
yuppers
Yep
OH DONT GET SHEEP FOR A MILL
puffer duck!
great!
thanks so much everyone
I've never seen this before
Np
What you want to do is fish in the pond you refill your watering can in
yup! get whatever animals you think are cool, you can always get more to help with money

The game isn't exactly harsh with money
As well as profit I also just wanna have every type of animal
If you get five soggy newspapers you can put them all in your recycling machine and get five pieces of cloth!
same!
im just waiting for foraging lvl 10 for my pigs to make bank
Ditto
its quite a low chance but maybe..
And then you can use that to buy a mill
The name of that is perfect "angy"
Fish in your pond where you refill your watering can
MEATBALL
Then you only get trash
no i mean you dont always get cloth do you
Really?
"I'm angy
. You're not my fwend anymore
."
no wtf thats way too op
Ah damn
It's a cloth or torch I think
@distant sphinx fave sdv emote go
90 percent chance of torches
yep
Followed by 
Ángels signature emote
i didnt realise that the results where set
Hmm yes soggy paper makes fire
Hmm yes water plus cloth plus one iron bar some wood and some stone equals BURN
Honestly same and I fish like 24/7
I only fish in my trash pond for driftwood for... drumroll please
Yeah can't till cowpoke
LEAH
Sdv science makes no sense sometimes
i hate willy he fr gave me a MAGNET at christmas..
Magnet ring?
Choco
NO A FISHING MAGNET
Nope the bait
XD
Sure
ONE PIECE OF BAIT
I love magnet bait
ONE IRON ORE
my dude defo woke up on the morning of the festival and grabbed the nearest thing to give as a gift
Wild bait best bait
Peace out
Me tho
and i travelled all the way to ||the desert|| the day before for penny..
in year 1 marnie gave me eggs
Time to put Willy out of business
haha willy
Jas and Vincent give Clay:D
id be so mad
i think the best thing ive gotten was a rainbow shell from demetrius
we should be able to hate gifts and reduce friendship w the villagers bc wtf
also i want a birthday ingame
lol
I like Willy, kinda seems like a grandpa who just wants someone to fish with
i wish they would add birthday in the game
It makes sense why gifts give them so much affection, cause nobody else in the town knows how to give anybody else something of value
stardew valley is mid.... not enough breeding
wha...
i wish they would add like matchmaking type thing to find players that use the same sytem or pc to find players way quicker
im imagining willy giving bait to everyone and wondering why he sits with clint at the saloon
XD
lol
Lmaooo
sebastian
Sebastian
alex
elliott
No no
Clint and Emily should be able to get together
harvey
Alex is a himbo
breeding time
Pierre
ew
heck no
morris
Nah I think they’re cute
what the fart bro
clint is a creep, bud
Clint stalks her
Also has negative people skills
Clint is the type of guy to breathe on your neck when standing behind you at the grocery store
There's a reason why clint and Pierre are at the very bottom of the popularity list
He put all the points into smithing
the best option in the saloon is to tell him to "treat women the same as men" 💀
Doesn't he also still hit on Emily if you marry her?
Well Pierre just sucks and is shiesty
y e s
r/fuckpierre
Oof I’ve never married her. Tbh I don’t Pursue her much so maybe I’m missing some cut scenes lol
ok so wait are we allowed to curse on here?
did someone say willy
I really like Emily
+1 upvote
yeah lmao
willy is a dilf 
She has the best cutscenes (maybe except shane)
Light swearing and not towards others
Yeah, honestly I never go for the bachelorettes so I just learned all about them from osmosis
cool, thanks
never seen a server that doesn't allow swearing lol
100%
I think Emily is like a cool friend, but I don’t find her romantically interesting tbh. Leah and Abigail are my fav gorls
I have
fairly new to discord- and i have BAD social anxiety, i just play everything safe : )
I still have Pierre at a blue circle cuz I can’t stand his shady self
fuck
chrissy@wake up
i have and its so weird

Key acquired thanks to choco.
Low heart level
alex is annoying
Yo someone ranked the marriage candidates and put Alex at S tier
no way
i purely talk to him to laugh at him
I was looking at ranking just to see what gifts they would give you when you get married. And his opinion immediately went in the trash with that Alex ranking
I don’t like this!
Alex was my first spouse but I moved on to better options
I have a question should I fish, mine, or forage to get money while waiting for my crops to grow?
fish
I switched from Xbox to switch so I started over. Married Abby in my old save, think I might do it again cuz rock eating girl has my heart
What I don’t understand is that how does a flower give you more money than a crystal lol 😂
Poor seanie
Honestly same. And she gives some of the best gifts
I also married Abby
She’s already at 10 hearts for me I just am holding onto my pendant like a treasure gremlin
same
imagine if spouses could occasionally spend some of your money on helping around the farm
my spouse would suddenly go poof
Where should I fish?
emo boy
Harvey my boy
harvey is so sweet but just seems far to old for me
your getting mugged
The old man squad heard you saying some bad things
i make myself to go the saloon for her
right in the middle of the event, the farmer starts beating people up
did you know that if you dump a body in international waters they can't trace it back to you?
I don’t have an opinion on Harvey, he just seems a tad boring to me
Please succeed
woo stardew valley is fun
Pierre can suck mahogany seeds
Do grass starters grow in winter?
yeah but locally sourced food for your pigs
do Lewis for me aswell
Yo my one pig is a truffle machine. Didn’t even bother to get two of them he brings up like 8 a day
Naur
Nope
LMAO
yes
YES
robbin is also hot
so she's even better than leeis
nah she's mine
i wish if you married into robins family she’d give you a discount lmao
or stop asking if i have met her son
I don’t wanna spoil shit but I’m also discord stupid and don’t know how to do the spoiler thing pls halp
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Well have you met her son?
i have never met that man holding my kid in my life
Thanks! ||I love the Emily scene where she’s in a dress with her hair down||
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Are you sure about that?
thank you for your valuable contribution to the chat
Stardew valley kidnapping mod?
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where is stardew valley sex mod
that's so far past cc don't think that's allowed here
Sebastian: "IVE GOT THE CHILD"
what
why?
just curious

I went to oasis to buy starfruit, but then I realized I don't know how many seeds I should buy since i didn't counted the fields, so I told my self to just buy until my cash becomes 50k and when I went back and was planting my seeds, the seeds fits perfectly to the fields
, one of the satisfying moments I've experienced in this game so far
call 911 and they'll tell you where
I want to be friends with the veteran
Because international waters are not owned so you cannot be charged by any country
Yooooo
interesting
Don't do that to jodi
noted
Please she already has it rough
can't remember exactly, but it's something to do with the fact the boat you use belongs to one side not the other so the legal documentation is scuffed
i see
If you're gonna screw someone, screw Pierre
Ill screw him alright
🗒️ ✍️
Keep going
Though I do believe there is some kind of “police” force that can indeed charge you in international waters. But I could be mistaken
let’s keep it sfw thx
Gender swap sex potion wizard made?!
Been a long time since I looked into it
And back when I was looking into it, it was for whaling charges
oh
yeah i think your right.
It would be stupid if there wasnt
I do believe they have to actively catch you doing something though. Like search and seizure. Can’t like watch you throw a body and then charge. I believe they have to find the body on the boat first.
If there wasnt, being a pirate would be a lot easier
yup, it's so twisted

To be fair most modern pirates aren’t pirating in international waters.
life just gets more complicated when the cops are around
International waters don’t consist of enough merchant vessels that are consistent enough to be sustainable for pirates
I know right? lets get rid of them, the world would be so much better!
Watched a whole docu series on modern pirates lol
All board the S.S Haley
everyone would be killing eachother and we would be in hell
Cant they easily find cargo boats? Why cant they
No no no.. itd be better.. trust me : )
I want to give Jodi a hug honestly
Bro who tf is jodi
Cargo boats are extremely hard to ransack. Not only are they huge but locked up tight. A lot of hired security on board and the shipping containers are near impossible to break into
You would need another vessel able to carry the shipping containers and a way to transport them from a to b
right she's a milf
my step mom
the way she blushes when you give her something nice and says you made her day GODDDDDD 
SHES SO CUTE I CANT TAKE IT
... i was thinking more of a motherly hug but sure
Everyone else mistreats her ;-;
Are you guys simping over some pixels D :
If that's a problem you came to the wrong server XD
But also cargo boats are not “easy to find” the way they explained it is that you could spend months searching international waters and only see one ship. And then have to decide if that ship is able to be ransacked. Most cargo ships do not have consistent schedules or routes to be able to sustain a pirating life on
entering this server was a mistake ):
you're the person who wanted to fuck Kent lol
Whos kent
Get out of our swamp then /j
The veteran
mans got memory loss
I've been simping pixels since terraria
Theres a veteran in stardew valley?
nice
cough dryad
You know this one
Ofc
Idk what u guys r talking about
I got a purple fish
what happened here


aight gonna watch the boys
i have no clue. i made a murder joke and everything went downhill
Chonk cat save us please
I said I wanted to be friends with him
I uh favorite crop in stardew
mmm jensen ackles
Corn
What why
when picking crops go boop boop boop boop
Lets not be weird please
Are you on discord that much
can u stop bringing up nsfw discussions
Please
Bro stop
Please
I'm mildly surprised an admin hasn't rolled in yet
stop
<@&239770080378880001>
same
AHH MY WIFI, ITS OUT bye
I think you should've bouncered him
No
probably but he was spamming stuff so idk
yeah, i was not getting good vibes from that guy
I dont think so
Mates wifi be like a rollercoaster
aye where the admin at 😣
alright back on topic
the stonks
Iradium fish go for alot
atleast $7
depends on what fish
carp
when you kiss ur cat and they go mrow
midnight carp?

what’s a midnight carp

A midnight carp
a purple carp
a purple carp
just a carp
a carp but purple in colour
i don't know how to say this but you are colorblind
one you get from the water near the mines
theyre prettier than normal carps
I don’t understand
ohhh midnight carps are soooo pretty
midnight carp
you said you caught a purple fish
i thought u meant iridium quality
Do you mean the carps quality is purple?
it was purple star
Purple carp
true
OH LMAO
ahh iridium quality carp
Yeah it's highest quality then
;-;
kk
sells for 60 then
Also I can't spell
that was a rollercoaster
me neither, my adhd is a bitch
turn all your carps into sashimi they sell for 75
Fishing can get you like 2-3k a day
Yooo same
ayyyy adhd club member
Guys best foraging profession
Level 5 or 10?
gatherer botanist best skill treee
Yep
i could kiss the botanist profession i love em
oh
XD
lmao
totally a serious question
Bro tracker seems useless
definitely a graphically intensive game
It is
tracker kinda annoying ngl
It really is
i like tracker because im lazy but it is kinda annoying
i never know how close things are, and i dont wanna go halfway across the map
The only thing it’s good for is panning locations
gatherer was kinda fun
Like where even is everything revealed




Your map?
When in doubt ||shrine of uncertainty||
WHAAHAHHA
Does the game just say coordinates here?
We oh my god why
the only skill that's not level 10 for me is foraging
Mine is combat
What crops do I need to grow in summer
So
Stamina isn't a problem now that it's summer
well u need to get the cc bundle done
Melons, blueberry's, peppers
corn is good to grow
does combat go up the slowest for anyone else im at 8+ on all my skill and lvl 6 on combat
Anything other than the pantry?
I closed out my the cc thing that gives you rewards and I can't open it because the rooms done but I didn't get the gift from the room is it just lost forever or can I get it?
Nah same
oh no
Note that if the player does not collect individual bundle rewards before completing the room, the rewards can be found in a small brown bag to the left of the Junimo Hut after the golden scroll disappears. This bag persists after the Community Center completion ceremony, until all items are retrieved from it.
i'm so close to finishing the community center
Same
only need to finish the bulletin board
Just need to finish the bulletin board on my current save
Thank you!! I was worried I couldn't get my crystalarium I'll try the second this event is over
if anyone needs questions answered im happy to help
is that 95 chrome tabs
I'm worried for you bread
I just need stupid Fiddlehead Fern and I'll be done
why did i just understand the name now
BRO SAME
!maru
!leah
!harvey
Why is there a hand
!abigail
pls dont spam that command here!!
Like what's it mean
Sorry
its caressing their faces
:3
EWWW
DONT DISS MY BOY
EWWWWW H*RVEY
DONT DISS MY BOY (1)
AYO BRO I DONT LOVE HARVEY BUT ILL DEFEND HIM WITH MY LIFE
what has harvey ever done wrong 
He's a good boy
NO HARVEY SLANDER 
Harvey is so wholesome 😭
ITS CORRECT THABK YOU!!!
Now this is the cause I like to see the server unite for
glad you got it!!
Would you Harvey lovers like a cute Harvey x farmer animation?
WHOEVER DISSES HARVEY WILLY OR LEAH WILL FACE THE WRATH OF ME
I HAVE A BUTTER KNIFE
Forester or Gatherer
dw i will only ever diss hoely
!haley
gatherer!!
HE MAKES ME PAY AFTER I DIE AND HE TAKES ALL MY ENERGY AND GIVES ME 2 HEALTH
Absolutely
pls no spamming commands here, try #governors-mansion
Gatherer
to be fair i think YOU took all ur energy by passing out
NO WHEN I DIE
BRO HE DIDNT DO THAT YOU DID
he restored u to life
That's your fault not his 
HE DIDNT FUCKING STEAL YOUR BLOOD
HE ALSO WEARS GLASSES??
to be fair the farmer does everything in this village so it's understandable
i wear glasses,,,,,,,,,,,
WHATS WRONG WITH GLASSES
I also wear glasses ........
AND COMPLAINS THAT NOT ENOUGH PPL ARE SICK
BRO ARE YOU DISRESPECTING GLASSES PEOPLE
Yes.
I JUST REALIZED THIS GUY IS TALKIN TRASH ABOUT MY HARVEY
ITS NOT HIS FAULT YOU DIED
Who steals blood cause if it’s Lewis eww
just be better at the game 🙄
Literally even if you marry harvey he still charges you
I see the Venn diagram of people who love Harvey, and people who wear glasses is a circle
dam that's unacceptable
I don't wear glasses
thats CA's fault for coding that not harveys 
See u get ut
You do now~
lol
Check #creative-discussion Harvey lovers
HARVEY IS MY BOY
Harvey >
Literally why
Hes so boring as well he's like clint and only takes about work
Idk. Something about him seems very friendly to me
farmer> everyone
haley>>flopvey
hes a sweetheart
how DARE YOU COMPARE HARVEY TO CLINT 
facts
no u got haley on ur pfp 
sprinklers are so helpful lol
🧢
that's means they are haley
Everything leads back to Haley
haley best wife
I just got my first one on Summer 19 year one lol
haley is milf
even worst
ew, no
yall come at me
Abigail >
haley outsold ur faves
cause haley has all been a bitch to us
Willy >
No
shane >
WHAT
I have a grudge against him
square up 
Willy > Harvey >
alr now what are talking about
What's wrong with Willy? Not his fault you can't fish 🙄
Linus >>>
Haley > willy clint pierre lewis
Marlon > Willy > Harvey
HE GAVE ME A farting MAGNET AT CHRISTMAS
haley might act all that but shes still hot
Willy > Harvey > Linus
everyone but @gloomy mist > @gloomy mist
Magnets are fun
facts ppl be like ''JusT bEfRiEnD hEr FiRsT'' i don't have to befriend someone for them to stop acting like a bich
This is a personal attack
Shane be like
you're a personal attack
Everyone > @gloomy mist
||Wild bait>>>>||
feelings on shane?
oh lord heavens
?
nah shane can't be fixed either
I'm reporting this for bullying
im dating him at 10 hearts... its his alcohol talking, haley is a purebred bitch
and i love her for it
Ur just a hater, Shane and haley are the exact same at first and both become nice after u befriend them
facts
That's anticlimactic, I just got married with him a couple hours ago lol
I'm at 7 hearts with Harvey right now :) I think after two more days I should get 8 hearts
🤜🤛 Us
Can we all be united against Alex atleast?
NO HES MY BAE
NO I HATE ALEX
WHAT
Nope
Sorry no... He was my first date in stardew
ey what can i say, some like stuff broken
hes trying to steal haley from me
Same but still
Yeh but Shane has a reason. Haley os just spoiled
MY FRIEND DOESNT LIKE HIM FOR THE SAME REASON LOLL
LMAOOO everytime i see him i belike: ew.
depression isn't a reason to be a jerk to everyone
alex himbo
HALEYS PARENTS LEFT HER AND EMILY TO GO TO THE CITY ANS SHANE IS LIVING WITH MARNIE
My top 1 was Sebastian, but it's expensive to make friends with him and I'm horrible with the mine
||coffee|| works unless you're looking for loved gifts
Shane is renting a room from marnie.
||alex one time asked me if his haircut was good looking and i said no
||
you pure sweet soul
lol Harvey is super cheap to befriend, cause two of his likes are foragables in spring
Alex is bad
no u
no
i stan u now
Alex is so nice :(
such a chad
Guys stop being mean he's crying
Fun fact he is purposefully mean at first so u don't become friends with him. Its like a fucked up self defence.
NO
NO ALEX DONT CRY 
eyo tf happened to his cloths
Oops
ik, for all he knows tho farmer is a jerk. idk i dont feel its valid either way

I like trash talking characters even though I love 90% of them

Clint and Lewis can go away tho
shane and haley are both mean if you hate one for it you should hate the other 
I don't like pierre
@tropic forge You leveled up to Cowpoke. You can now speak in our voice channels and share images in all channels!
Me except I don't love all of them
god i wish i could just kill alex
I think we can all agree Pierre is the worst
HEY NO 😦
Farmer literally revived the whole town
or joja
I mean from his pov its valid but from the farmers he would seem quite the jerk.
sam reminded me of dbz i couldnt do it
IMAGE PERMS!!!! I GOT THEM
personality precious tho
gross disgusting

kietan
AIBLING OMG

Yeh, but he's a little boring
:o
where lucky purple shorts
Speak ur truth
Hii dusia
abling I gor
NO NO NO NO NON ON ON NNONONONON
I think in the farmer girls house

PRACHY
Marnie's room
ok maybe after a kiss
thanks
i wish there was a way for the townies to get together throughout the game
do I have to give it to them
the lucky purple shots to lewis
No
This man is the worst character
put it in a soup then drink it
Embarrass him first

how do I embarrass him
alex and haley definitely bullies you in high school
at the cost of looking stoned I farm
No you could keep them forever and embarrassing him during luau and sdv fair
STONKS
ok
Omg aibling rich
How long were u hoarding
remember kids, with enough money and lack of common sense, you too can stupidly become millionaires
whole summer
New life motto
see i dont have that patience
same
Ditto
bulk selling is chefs kiss
But moneyuuy
Don't talk to me alex hater
but big numbers go brr
OH REALLY? are we gonna play it like this?
yes
Lol
I could beat u up ez
you should hate alex too if u are a haley stan
||Marry Alex then divorce him||, boom, now you hate each other
no i love them both
THERES A.OSQITOE UGVAVVMA
now this is dedication
I would do that to harvey but that would mean I have to marry harvey
Pffft
lovers to enemies to kissing on a tree
I mean Alex is sexist at first so thats that's a solid no from me
He's a good boy, stop bullying the poor soul
hi tabs

he should die
There's nothing wrong with Harvey 
Ugy room too 
but is there anything right with him?
This was for Harvey but I'ma slow typer
hello
every time i see u here i get a jump scare
Everything
He leaks sdv coordinates
harvey IS a good boy
I LOVE HARVEY
respectfully i disagree - i like the frog man who feels sorry for himself
alex literally tries to steal haley while i am def into haley like bitch-
LMAOOO
alex tried to steal alex
I MEANT HALEY
Alex tried to steal alex
||let Harvey play with his planes in peace||
my little stupid nerd
I JUST GOT 8 HEARTS WITH HARVEY
I love Harvey omg
I LOVE NERDS
Alex heist 2022
SAME
Alex holding himself for ransom and the only one willing to pay is Evelyn
Hope u get better soon
I LOVE NERDS SO MUCH harvey or elliott will speak and i’ll just 
Ransom*
ugh i am at the winter festival thingy and haley and alex are standing with each other again.. such a ...
is murder too far
Mmm random.
Mf just holding himself in order to get a gummy sweet.
Theyre dating dont be mean
Harvey reminds me of stereotypical university professors
never not for alex
I'm such a hater for him
they should break up
this feels like a prediction to my future
I just bought 50 strawberries, should i plant them all or save some
petition for stardew valley murder mod
Probably already exists
plant all make MONEY
Already exists
NHS mod pls
omg
K
i need it.
Just pick up pelican Town and place it in the UK
Oh I'll just do that then
i finally married elliott
There is also robbery and shoplifting among others
\o/
we already have george and elliott how much british do you WANT
I wish they were British 
oh crime time
elliott and george feel so british
mainly bc george is mean
Bro tf
Alex finally starts playing the correct gridball
Am I really that mean

as a brit I agree
Dusia ur also mean wth
ik :)
u wouldn’t like the answer /j
/srs
shane feels
american
specifically florida.
I'm meanie #2
shane is florida man
y e s
florida man sets local joja mart on fire on one too many shifts
||breaking news, florida man starts breeding blue chickens after failed suicide attempt. sells them to local farmer||
if george had a zimmerframe id see it
this should be his character description
ye
||shocking!!!! Worst godfather in history??????||
after feeding joja cola to chickens
LSHWOWHKA
AHA
inbreeding
guess sdv character’s ethnicities
robin is a goddamn canadian
penny feels west european
she’d be from germany or smth
shane is an alcoholic
is germany in west europe..
Haley is either California or upstate New York
yes
is this not nationality
do not disrespect penny like this
smh
ethnicity bbg
kieran wtf
But have u considered 🇬🇧
no shes not uk
UK is best
I just bought stardew valley
now this I agree with
your going to love it
whatever you do do not flirt with shane
penny 🤝 english food
flavorless
But have u ever thought about buying 🇬🇧
congrats you just turned your life upside down
LMAO
i thought that was like european 😭
What's your opinion on what ancient fruit actually tastes like
haley feels like she’s from ohio and very desperately trying to be from California
I could see it
oh no 😭
ethnicity is by country!
the wine must be amazing
like a tart blueberry, with a bit of a earthy taste
fruity
I like to think it just tastes like dirt
i want starfruit irl
Raisins
i heard it’s bland but idk
go to wholefoods
i love it
The UK is close enough to a country....
Its yummmyyy I love it
london is a country, uk is just the general area around it
i forgot the UK isn’t a country very often
just say britain PLEASE 😔
(im aware it's a actual fruit, but i'm talking fantasy) starfruit 100% tastes like pineapple and strawberries mixed up
Huh huh whyg
facts
BUT THEYRE DIFFERENT
George's toes eh beastslayer
garfield
are u /srs or /j
what
this is true you can ask the queen
I DONT CARE IM TIRED OF GEOGRAPHY
Bro are you a fucking idiot
Scotland is cool
I CANT TELL IF THIS IS A JOKE OF NOT HELP
london is a city
lmao
UK HAS NI GB IS JUST THE MAIN ISLAND
it's pretty obviously a joke
lmfaoooo 💀
bruh
ask the queen they said 😭
what is the locked room in haley her room???
i’ve had brits explain the anatomy of the UK and it gets more confusing every time
imagine just walking up to the queen all professional like and say "hey is London a country?"
wat?
how do you pronounce worcestershire
a picture room, forgot the exact name
THEY HAVE NO GIGABYTES???
photo room thing shit
It's not by country...?
Look it's not my fault the English monarchy didn't take over and claim multiple countries as our own. Possibly leading to rebellion and mass slaughter.
oh can i get in there one day
i don’t
skip over it in my mind
it is actually pretty easy as an american very easy to understand but hey it can be a very confusing
Possibly????
you get there by havibg a heart event I believe
united kingdom has northern ireland, great britain is the main island
in a cut scene i thinkkkk?
OH NO ONLY MEGABYTES AND TERABYTES
if you do not know then you have clearly failed something in life(like how I misspelled life)
london > uk

…then what is ethnicity by
nationality is citizenship but ethnicity is origin country i thought
Can confirm I only use petabytes
this chat is giving town square vibes
Take me with youuuu
see this sounds made up but you guys seem to have consistent stories
I only use bytes my friends
Absolute chaos
i figured it out after bicester pretty quick
NEVER GB!!
Ok so what's my ethnicity if I'm from the United States which is a country?
I mean taking anything more than a bite at a time can leave u with a stomach ache
American


