stardew-valley

[undone blaze]

Up to you

[merry echo]

ummmm???

[golden rose]

Android app downloaded from the internet basically

[undone blaze]

It means they pirated the game

[jade beacon]

nah I'd ask her to step on me

[cunning pewter]

Oh, I see

[golden rose]

it's usually riskier to install via apk files

[undone blaze]

Girl she'd walk on you like she's on the red carpet

[jade beacon]

even better

[dusky dirge]

who did u marry

[hardy garnet]

She got to put them heels to work

[south scroll]

[undone blaze]

On my y7 save, alex. Y3, sebby

[merry echo]

i love fall season its really like this calm vibe

[golden rose]

i too love fall

i'm on Fall 26 Y3

[undone blaze]

Summer is my fave season. Orange trees look so pretty when they bloom in the summer

[merry echo]

shhhhesshhh y3?!

[undone blaze]

I have year 7 save

[golden rose]

i'm a year behind in progress though

[south scroll]

No one likes winter?

[dusky dirge]

OMG SAMEEEE

[south scroll]

It's okay winter, i always love you

[jade beacon]

i like winter

[undone blaze]

It's cold and boring.

[cunning pewter]

I like winter!

[dusky dirge]

AND ALSO WINTER I LOVE IT

[golden rose]

winter is nice, in the way that you don't have to water a shit ton of crops

[merry echo]

wat a grinder 🥳

[hardy garnet]

I only started enjoying winter after I got the greenhouse

[jade beacon]

winter is the part where i redecorate my farm

[undone blaze]

I don't have a life

[quiet compass]

This tbh

[undone blaze]

Stardew is my life

[jade beacon]

HELLO

i saw that

[hardy garnet]

I restart Stardew valley way to much to have a high year save

[golden rose]

winter is the time i go to the ||skull caverns||

[quiet compass]

HELLO !!

[undone blaze]

We saw that

[golden rose]

why though

[hardy garnet]

👀

[jade beacon]

📸

caught in 4k

[quiet compass]

[hardy garnet]

I take a break from Stardew and then I don't feel like continuing a previous save cause I don't remember what I was doing, so restart

[undone blaze]

My year 3 save is in winter rn and I'm taking a break from it to mentally prepare myself to speed through winter

[golden rose]

I took a break at 15 hours play time

[jade beacon]

i only restart when i wanna flirt with haley all over again

[sly imp]

hey guys, is there a world seed post around here, I want to get a good headstart

[undone blaze]

I don't know

But welcome

[hardy garnet]

Nah for me I have two moods, obsess over a game for a week, or not look at it for months

[quiet compass]

As u should

[undone blaze]

What even qualifies a good start?

[sly imp]

thanks b

[sly imp]

idk, ancient seeds/good events I guess

[golden rose]

[quiet compass]

starting off with 100k, married to Haley, and four caskets

[cunning pewter]

Most of that is common enough, and you can use the Stardew Predictor with your game seed if you’re interested in that kind of thing. Good luck!

[hardy garnet]

Should make a "why Hailey is great" PowerPoint

[golden rose]

this discord has to be the most wholesome discord i'm in

[jade beacon]

married to haley itself is the best run

[south scroll]

👀

[carmine umbra]

I agree

[sly imp]

thanks b

[carmine umbra]

Especially the haley part

[south scroll]

Oh boy

[cunning pewter]

No problem.

[jade beacon]

WAIT OMG LET ME IN

[quiet compass]

Yes

[carmine umbra]

Yes, do it.

[hardy garnet]

XD

[quiet compass]

Make a discord called "Haley fan club"

[jade beacon]

HUAHAHHAHAHA

[carmine umbra]

I have too many discord server already

[quiet compass]

Fair

[south scroll]

I actually want to see the PowerPoint

[hardy garnet]

Strxw is obviously our fan club president

[quiet compass]

Im the right hand person

[golden rose]

there's an r/fuckpierre, r/fuckstardewalex, i wonder if there's an r/fuckhaley or r/fuckstardewhaley

[carmine umbra]

Can i be the left hand

[carmine umbra]

There wont be, she's too much of a queen

[quiet compass]

Haley is too #slay

[golden rose]

time to make one then

[cobalt hare]

There better not be

[undone blaze]

Who's the foot

[carmine umbra]

Idk..

[quiet compass]

Is strwx is the leader, and im the right hand, @carmine umbra would be the secretary of Haley defenses

[south scroll]

Who's the right shoulder

[hardy garnet]

The Hailey fbi

[golden rose]

fuckhaley is a thing

[undone blaze]

Not the prismatic shard thing

[golden rose]

ok but why would you gift a prismatic shard anyways

[undone blaze]

Right??

[jade beacon]

OMG 😡😡

[cosmic crypt]

How do I get a better sword, better than the obsidian edge?

[south scroll]

Coz why not

[meager saffron]

love makes ppl stupid

[golden rose]

||galaxy sword, get a prismatic shard||

[jade beacon]

SHOULD WE MAKE IT?

[meager saffron]

lava katana supremacy

[south scroll]

Ehh, spoilers??

This is new farmers

[golden rose]

yeah

i should

[dusky nexus]

Only if they say how to actually turn one into the other

[hardy garnet]

I think I might have accidentally started a cult in the name of Hailey

[jade beacon]

honored 💃✨

[hybrid shale]

which one

[hybrid shale]

haley cool

[undone blaze]

Kind one

[carmine umbra]

As a secretary i decide i will make this and send it everytime someone said they hate haley

[jade beacon]

i have a following of other haley stans on my reddit, i could ask them

[golden rose]

wasn't there someone who speedrunned marrying and divorcing haley

[hybrid shale]

i support u

[cobalt hare]

[hybrid shale]

thx

[hybrid shale]

hi liam

[south scroll]

Why is that a thing

[fervent star]

[hardy garnet]

Somebody managed to marry her in spring of y1

[jade beacon]

its waligug

[cobalt hare]

sup

[jade beacon]

YES BLADE SUPREMACY

[cobalt hare]

i didn't get to marrying her until almost y2

[golden rose]

i married abigail in y2

[quiet compass]

Yes

[quiet compass]

WE <3 BLADE

[jade beacon]

add me guys 😌

[jade beacon]

his voice is so calming<3

[south scroll]

I just want to see Haley PowerPoint

[quiet compass]

Fr

[quiet compass]

You make it

[cobalt hare]

Me lmao

[jade beacon]

okay but we'll start a group first and discuss

[cobalt hare]

I suggested that months ago tho

[quiet compass]

Yes

[cobalt hare]

I also posted her rather erratic mods today

[golden rose]

i prefer Abigail

I might try Haley in a different save

[cobalt hare]

Is that the rock-water

[jade beacon]

rock eating gamer girl 😎

[quiet compass]

We stan

[cobalt hare]

Eater*

[golden rose]

how did you write eater, as water

[south scroll]

Rock water?

[cobalt hare]

I’m on my phone

[golden rose]

[quiet compass]

Mineralwasser

[cobalt hare]

IOS autocorrects

Es muss

[quiet compass]

Turn it off lmao

[hybrid shale]

haley underrated

[south scroll]

Yes, water your rocks

[hybrid shale]

fr

[golden rose]

i can tolerate autocorrect on Android, but iOS autocorrect is absolutely horrible

[cobalt hare]

Nie ich sicher habe

[jade beacon]

cow poke

[hybrid shale]

i turned it off immediately when i got my phone

[jade beacon]

best crop ever

[golden rose]

g o o d

[cobalt hare]

It literally autocorrects everything I say to my boss

[quiet compass]

ich ficke deiner vater jeden tag

[golden rose]

stonks

[cobalt hare]

LOL

[hardy garnet]

How can people hate Hailey when she pokes cows

[golden rose]

apple refuses to let me use abbreviations

[cobalt hare]

Same

[quiet compass]

Haley* 😭

[cobalt hare]

On my way!

[hybrid shale]

its kinda cute

[cobalt hare]

Obvs

Hmm what other abbreviations

[golden rose]

i feel like haley has a shopping addiction

[hardy garnet]

My phone keeps autocorrecting it to worse Haley

[quiet compass]

Nah that's the henchman

[jade beacon]

probably 🧍‍♀️

[hardy garnet]

;-;

[south scroll]

RIP

[hardy garnet]

Can you really blame her tho

[quiet compass]

Hash tag slay

Haley is a basic white girl but she's MY basic white girl

[jade beacon]

yall accept my friend request were making haley fanclub 😡😡

[golden rose]

me addicted to shopping for tech

[quiet compass]

yes!!

make the gc/server rn

[golden rose]

oh dear god

[jade beacon]

i cant if its only the 2 of us, others arent accepting

[quiet compass]

yeah ik

[hybrid shale]

once i get 10 hearts how do i marry haley

[jade beacon]

how do we promote our server

[golden rose]

reddit

[hybrid shale]

does r/fuckhaley exist

[golden rose]

doesn't r/StardewValley have a promotions post

[golden rose]

yes

[hybrid shale]

💀

[hardy garnet]

Everytime someone says something bad about Haley send the image and then the server

[jade beacon]

||if its raining go to the right side of the beach and talk to the old mariner, you need 5000g and an uphraded house||

[hybrid shale]

2 members 💀

[jade beacon]

2 uncultured membera

[hybrid shale]

alr thanks

[golden rose]

i don't hate any of the characters

except pierre

[warped hamlet]

Wrong

[golden rose]

fuck pierre and morris

[warped hamlet]

You are an idiot /hj

[hardy garnet]

Sorry, it's midnight where I am so I am barely functioning

[golden rose]

[hybrid shale]

who tf is moreis

[warped hamlet]

An idiot

[hybrid shale]

does upgraded once work

[jade beacon]

yes

[hybrid shale]

nice

[golden rose]

bulletin bundles are annoying

[cedar zodiac]

Hoya

[rain rapids]

Ello :)

[golden rose]

junimos are cute

[rain rapids]

Fr

[golden rose]

love them

[hardy garnet]

Heyo

Yeah they are

Squishy boys

[rain rapids]

Lil green boys

[past bronze]

they look like apples

[strange robin]

Question: do starfruit or ancient fruit wine produce more g/day?

[golden rose]

cronch the junimos

[past bronze]

[zinc jacinth]

i told haley to stop being a selfish crybaby when she asked me what she shouldndo

[golden rose]

Junimo MacBook Pro

i should find a junimo sticker and slap it on my Mac

[honest sedge]

Ancient fruit wine

[past bronze]

yes

[rain rapids]

Why u gotta do haley like that 😭

[fast imp]

Starfruit is better but ancient fruit you don’t have to keep buying seeds if you’re lazy

[honest sedge]

Because dos harvests

[golden rose]

quora is horrible

[zinc jacinth]

she deserves it shes always been a big dick to me

[zinc jacinth]

yea

[past bronze]

so I married haley for the 2nd time

[strange robin]

Ah right thanks lol

[honest sedge]

Quora is amazing

[past bronze]

No regrets.

[zinc jacinth]

no it isnt

[rain rapids]

Tbh she kinda is but still 🥲 pretty

[past bronze]

haley is sweet if you get to know her.

[zinc jacinth]

she aint pretty to me average girk

girl*

[past bronze]

her sas is amazing👏🏻

[sinful hound]

Imagine marrying someone - this post was made by no love gang

[rain rapids]

!haley

[novel thistle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/948391711284019251/953848087288365076/IMG_20220316_224614_9.jpg

[past bronze]

yesss

[golden rose]

touching haley

[past bronze]

[zinc jacinth]

hmmm

[scenic forge]

SEEK HELP

[golden rose]

[past bronze]

why

[neon bobcat]

This isn't really appropriate to post in here for a variety of reasons.

[past bronze]

not penny jumpscaring me

[zinc jacinth]

ok

[scenic forge]

Wait is that a jumino?

[rain rapids]

Quickly ur opinions on haley

[scenic forge]

Junimo*

[past bronze]

did you reply to the wrong message-

[sinful hound]

Just realized, why does the governer keep pictures of every townsperson

[strong scarab]

she's rude asf

[scenic forge]

No

[scenic forge]

Rude

[past bronze]

shes sweet if you get to know her but very sassy at first, love it tho.

[neon bobcat]

I like that she's a photography buff.

[scenic forge]

Always after my gems

[golden rose]

haley is a little... quirky

[rain rapids]

Why if you get her hearts up she's nice 😭

[strong scarab]

still too materialistic tho

[past bronze]

so is abigail

[scenic forge]

^^^^^^^^

[golden rose]

true

[sinful hound]

Isn’t Haley the rich girl persona where she hates you unless you do stuff for her?

[rain rapids]

Material gorl

[scenic forge]

Yea

[past bronze]

love it

[scenic forge]

Why is there a 800k charge on my credit card. Haley: dad I'm a material girl. GET OUTTA MY HOUSE

[golden rose]

accurate

[past bronze]

I just like sassy gorls.

[rain rapids]

Such a quirky gorl

[honest sedge]

Demetrius>

[sharp yacht]

im about to marry haley

[past bronze]

yess

[sharp yacht]

she is awesome

[calm sandal]

haley is getting better as you progress her event

[rain rapids]

YUHHHH 🎉🎉🎉

[zinc jacinth]

shitty bitch and is a brat

[golden rose]

they should add a feature where your spouse can occasionally spend some of your money

[past bronze]

how many hearts with her?

[hardy garnet]

We really are on a Haley roll tonight

[cobalt hare]

Do quality sprinklers break?

[honest sedge]

No

[zinc jacinth]

Ye but still she should have manners even tho u arent her friends

[golden rose]

i don't think any sprinklers break

[zinc jacinth]

0

[neon bobcat]

Sprinklers don't break.

[scenic forge]

Honestly I'd date Harvey over Haley

[past bronze]

nah

[honest sedge]

I like Haley because Haley likes coconuts

[scenic forge]

And Harvey's billing is scuffed

[strong scarab]

how the hecc do i get iridium before year 3

[zinc jacinth]

literally

[calm sandal]

what manners?

[scenic forge]

Dm me

[golden rose]

i mean, i got full iridium tools including the trash during Y3

[hardy garnet]

FINALLY, ANOTHER PERSON WHO ACKNOWLEDGES HIS EXISTENCE

[zinc jacinth]

a

[clever spire]

none of them have manners 💀

[neon bobcat]

By ||doing Skull Cavern runs.||

[strong scarab]

im in fall of y1

lol

[real bluff]

Be prepared to deal with the monster on your farm.

[past bronze]

I kinda dislike abigail.

[scenic forge]

Bro Harvey goated bro.

[zinc jacinth]

YES

[rain rapids]

FR THO 🥲

[honest sedge]

Same

[strong scarab]

she eat rocks

[scenic forge]

YES!

[golden rose]

Abigail is weird, I married her

[honest sedge]

She irks me

[scenic forge]

Watch it shortie 🔪

I'm kidding it's a toy knife look it's fake

[past bronze]

sorry, I hate abigail

[honest sedge]

I don’t like Emily or Abigail

[past bronze]

better?

[golden rose]

Krobus

[calm sandal]

haley and shane is essentially the same direction but with diff approach

[scenic forge]

Hang on lemme get the real one...

[golden rose]

[rain rapids]

Abigail is mid maybe

[past bronze]

[scenic forge]

Shane kind of a cuck man

[calm sandal]

one is btchy, and other is jrk.

[scenic forge]

Yes

[real bluff]

Abigail keeps beating me at the egg hunt

[past bronze]

doesnt shane have an drinking problem?

[scenic forge]

????

[cobalt hare]

Emily best girl

[clever spire]

woman gets called a bitch and a man gets called a jerk

[golden rose]

yes'

[hardy garnet]

Yep

[strong scarab]

she's my gf

[zinc jacinth]

agreed

[carmine plank]

hi is the dressed spinner worth to get for 1000?

[real bluff]

One looks like Ben Shapiro

[clever spire]

hmmmmmm

[calm sandal]

but both are getting better as the event progressive, i wont complain about that
aside shane alcoholism still exist until now

[scenic forge]

She was my second option I like both their hair colors (her and Abby)

[real bluff]

I divorced her for Krobus

[cobalt hare]

@strong scarab actually she's mine

[golden rose]

what does Ben Shapiro have to do with anything

[strong scarab]

share <3

[real bluff]

Shane and Ben Shapiro look very similar

[zinc jacinth]

shes my wife 💀

[hardy garnet]

Ngl I haven't ever gone for the bachelorettes

[past bronze]

I wanna marry linus

[cobalt hare]

@strong scarab no

[golden rose]

??????????????

[strong scarab]

rude

[hardy garnet]

Nah let us marry willy

[zinc jacinth]

ahaha

[vapid vigil]

what is the best crop for summer y2

[past bronze]

starfruit

[past bronze]

lets marry both

[vapid vigil]

l don't have enough keg for it

[real bluff]

Carambola

[calm sandal]

willy is probably the most classic villager in the game

[zinc jacinth]

a

[vapid vigil]

but ok l will try

[calm sandal]

the chill willy

[past bronze]

or melons

[vapid vigil]

l will take starfruit then for maxium profit

[past bronze]

abouta marry seb soon

[hardy garnet]

Looks like Sebby has caught another in his net

[past bronze]

yes

[rain rapids]

His motorcycle 😍

[past bronze]

emo boy got me.

[rain rapids]

[past bronze]

https://tenor.com/view/sebastian-stan-sebastian-jumpscare-sebastian-stardew-stardew-valley-kirakat5-gif-25950352

[calm sandal]

i like female seb

[past bronze]

same

[calm sandal]

modder did great on that part

[silent kayak]

ooo which mod

[past bronze]

femaler sebbers.

[silent kayak]

id love female seb

[calm sandal]

mod made every bachelor to bachelorette

[past bronze]

goth girl

[calm sandal]

the shane was diff modder tho

[zinc jacinth]

gaymer

[scenic forge]

Yo is that the goat. Sea bass

[golden rose]

why is my handwriting neater than usual right now

[scenic forge]

Bruh sea bass a homie

[rain rapids]

I fell in love with an emo girl

[scenic forge]

SHUT

Sorry

[cobalt hare]

Is there anything I can do with chicken eggs to make them sell higher

[hardy garnet]

If you like women you go for Abigail
If you like men you go for Sebby
The emo pull is irresistible no matter who you are

[lone lodge]

Is multiplayer on mobile

[clever spire]

mayo machine

[clever spire]

nope and never will be

[calm sandal]

turn em to mayo

[cobalt hare]

Oki

[scenic forge]

I like this server people are so nice

[cobalt hare]

Thanks

[scenic forge]

Sorry for my anger spurt above

[clever spire]

uh

[scenic forge]

Hi

[rain rapids]

:")

[calm sandal]

im not nice, im a bully

[rain rapids]

[jade beacon]

[hardy garnet]

Hi

[cobalt hare]

so random💀

[quiet compass]

We stan haley

[jade beacon]

yes

[cosmic comet]

is a ||skull caverns run|| to 72 good?

[rain rapids]

YES

[quiet compass]

WANNA JOIN OUR FAN CLUB SERVER

[jade beacon]

want inv to our cult

[calm sandal]

100 above probably the optimal floor

[jade beacon]

we cant send links here so in dms

[calm sandal]

*or below

[clever spire]

idk if u can b promoting ur server like that

[rain rapids]

OMG PLS YES

[clever spire]

i got told off for talking about a server that didn’t exist

[quiet compass]

shhhhh it's not a server

its a cult

[cobalt hare]

You weren't here for the pam club era I think lmao

[jade beacon]

cult

[clever spire]

i seeeeeeeeeee

[clever spire]

no but i was here for the marlon club era

[jade beacon]

WAIT WHAT

[cosmic comet]

i've only gotten to 100 once and for that i had inf health on aswell as frozen time

[ionic tendon]

[clever spire]

which i personally think is superior

[coral acorn]

hello

[quiet compass]

That was awful

[calm sandal]

all of ya havent seen blobfish cult i see

[jade beacon]

WAIT WHAT HAPPENED I WASNT THEREE

[calm sandal]

[ionic tendon]

all these stardew youtubers with their tips and none of them are multiplayer friendly

[clever spire]

idk why u b watching sdv tips they suck

[hardy garnet]

NO I KISSED PAM CULT, where else where the pam horse images go

[cobalt hare]

honestly for the best

[clever spire]

no offense to those creators

[ionic tendon]

"WhEn yOu EAt iN thE ||skUll CAvErnS|| tiMe StOps"

[midnight moss]

hello

[hardy garnet]

Missed*

[coral acorn]

It helped me a lot when I started playing

[ionic tendon]

my ass

[quiet compass]

The pam fam was scary

[clever spire]

oh i just joined this server to learn the real meat and bones !

[jade beacon]

right now is haley cult era

[clever spire]

[cobalt hare]

nah pam cult era was next level

[quiet compass]

as it should be

[coral acorn]

I played by my on and after that I started taking tips

[clever spire]

and now i outrank all of u mwuahaha

[cobalt hare]

They were multiplying like bacteria

[quiet compass]

Fr tho

Our cult only has four members currently

[jade beacon]

im taking it slow cuz i dont wanna creep people like how yall send the horse pam mod 😭😭

[midnight moss]

not y’all talking about a pam cult 😭

[quiet compass]

BAHAHAHA

[golden rose]

y'all to haley

[midnight moss]

That woman hates me

[coral acorn]

Jesus don't remember me that

[jade beacon]

YES NEW TITLE

[rain rapids]

The cult shall grow lol

[cobalt hare]

@fathom belfry ahem care to comment? 💀

[coral acorn]

what cult y'all talking about

[ionic tendon]

me to leah

[golden rose]

me to you

[clever spire]

im starting an anti math club

[hardy garnet]

Ayo

[clever spire]

spread the word

[jade beacon]

anyone want inv to our cult

[coral acorn]

totally agree

[clever spire]

[golden rose]

why not

[cobalt hare]

pam fam but I love their leader melo so I won't shit on them too much

[coral acorn]

pam is the most beautiful bachelor

[jade beacon]

haley slander is instant ban

[golden rose]

[hardy garnet]

And pet

[cobalt hare]

wait there was one what happened to it

[jade beacon]

dont do it 😡😡

[clever spire]

wdym

[cobalt hare]

someone started an anti math club to piss off Ethan lmao

[clever spire]

to my knowledge there isn’t one but i’ve only been back a week

well ethan’s gone and he doesn’t count !!

[cobalt hare]

TRUE

[quiet compass]

L

[clever spire]

W for me

[jade beacon]

who ethan

[quiet compass]

L for Ethan

[coral acorn]

who is ethan

[midnight moss]

me

[ionic tendon]

head canon that haley will [redacted] your [redacted] because shes a [redacted] and she can probably [redacted]

[coral acorn]

what he did

[clever spire]

he dipped

he’s a dipper

[jade beacon]

hi ethan

[quiet compass]

i-i-i

[cobalt hare]

Ethan went to get milk

[midnight moss]

hello

[coral acorn]

yo ethan could you explain why everyone here hate you

[hardy garnet]

[cobalt hare]

we don't hate Ethan he was like my best friend in the server since the day I joined

[quiet compass]

HEHEHE

[midnight moss]

I didn’t do shit, I just got haters hating everyday

[clever spire]

@hollow hornet wanan b my vice president for anti math club

[quiet compass]

the haters gonna hate hate hate hate hate

[midnight moss]

💯💯💯

[coral acorn]

they are jealousy

fame bring that to you

[clever spire]

i need a hot secretary now

[midnight moss]

Facts

[golden rose]

what

[coral acorn]

hello

[quiet compass]

Me 😋

[coral acorn]

I said first

[clever spire]

lol💀

[cobalt hare]

Keyword: hot

[quiet compass]

yeah but im fruitier

[jade beacon]

LET ME JOIN

[hardy garnet]

Buying the outfit now

[cobalt hare]

So me obviously

[quiet compass]

Fair point

[clever spire]

the hot secretary needs to b older than 18 because i cannot call a minor that 💀

[hardy garnet]

Damm

[strong scarab]

hi

/j

[ionic tendon]

I'm twenny

[clever spire]

djdiajznxdns

[quiet compass]

TWENNY 😭😭

[ionic tendon]

💀 💀 💀

[hardy garnet]

Everyone is united to be your secretary

[clever spire]

nah ur automatically 12 now 💀

[coral acorn]

but why do you need a secretary

[clever spire]

for my anti math club

[quiet compass]

wenomenschainsama

[coral acorn]

and specific a hot one

[cobalt hare]

Fun fact: my first job out of college was actually as a secretary lmao

[coral acorn]

tumaharbisaun

[quiet compass]

tumajhaurbisaun

[jade beacon]

how was it

[quiet compass]

wifelooof

astelifterbraun

[ionic tendon]

did you get [redacted] by the ceo if no all the books I read are l I e s

[clever spire]

choco do u wanan b my hot secretary

[coral acorn]

wait a minute people who plays stardew valley actually have jobs?

[cobalt hare]

It wasn't bad! $30 an hour & my manager always put that I worked 8 hours a day even when I didn't

[jade beacon]

this is fun

[coral acorn]

Im just kidding don't hate me

[jade beacon]

nah im still teen 😎👍

[golden rose]

they're not true stardew valley fans because they aren't completely consumed by the game

i'm 16 and i don't have a job

i should get a job

[cobalt hare]

[jade beacon]

i stream on twitch sometimes is that a job

[agile geode]

Why have I heard that coal is so good? I’m confused. It doesn’t sell for much and it’s somewhat easy to get your hands on in the mines…

[cobalt hare]

Absolutely

[golden rose]

it's pretty useful tho

[clever spire]

wooo! ur hired

[jade beacon]

resources for preserve jars and honey easy money maker

[coral acorn]

I just don't have a job because in my country is ilegal to have a job when you under 16

[clever spire]

it’s not in the good US of A

[golden rose]

that's not very capitalism of your country smh

[cobalt hare]

my title is now Hot Secretary of AMC

[clever spire]

u can b 15 💀

[coral acorn]

14 actually

[hardy garnet]

Damn ;-;, I guess I'm the unhotter secretary

[clever spire]

lmfao 💀

[ionic tendon]

I'm the gay secretary

[clever spire]

i can only have one secretary sorry

[golden rose]

[agile geode]

What do you mean?

[ionic tendon]

fine

[cobalt hare]

hold up lemme change my name

[hardy garnet]

I'm also the gay secretary, but my most important character trait is the unhottnrss

[coral acorn]

in my country we don't like to have smart people working you know

[clever spire]

let me think of another title 💀

[jade beacon]

preserve jars give jelly, bee houses makes honey, or flowet honey

[hardy garnet]

NOOOOOOOO

[clever spire]

what about the water boy 💀😹?

we need to b hydrated

[hardy garnet]

I'll take it

[coral acorn]

what other uses flowers have than making honey in the game

[clever spire]

alright ur hired !

[cobalt hare]

Hello

[ionic tendon]

can I be the treasurer

[coral acorn]

they are actually good gifts

[hardy garnet]

Can I still wear a costume at least

[agile geode]

And what does coal have to do with that?

[coral acorn]

except for poppys

[clever spire]

not necessary but sure

[cobalt hare]

Can I be promoted to VP😳

[quiet compass]

Can i be the secretary of social institutions

[jade beacon]

fairy rose honey is 1000g i think

[ionic tendon]

you gotta use coal to make the jars

[jade beacon]

resources to make them.

[coral acorn]

most op flower

[clever spire]

sorry indigo alr is

[agile geode]

Ah

[ionic tendon]

and they're expensive like 8 coal per jar tf is that

[jade beacon]

true and clunt needs to lower his coal prices 😡😡

[coral acorn]

someone know the best form for farming coal

[cobalt hare]

/j

[clever spire]

clunt 💀

[ionic tendon]

Clunt without the L

[calm sandal]

kill

[hardy garnet]

XD

[clever spire]

ckejejqoxjd i’m telling indigo lmfaooo /j

[coral acorn]

they are so cute

[jade beacon]

c*nt 😳😳

[hardy garnet]

I usually buy it from Robin or grind the dust sprites in the ice levels of the mines, but I'm no pro

[coral acorn]

we can't say the C word

[golden rose]

guys 2B or HB pencils

[coral acorn]

robin?

you mean, Clint?

[jade beacon]

HB for drawing

[hardy garnet]

Woopsies, forgot who sells what for a hot sec

[ionic tendon]

I got a question for the sebastans

[coral acorn]

say it

[cosmic comet]

only 3 items left for the community center 😮

[ionic tendon]

have yall ever seen that one video where seb ||shits himself|| NCJSJXKWKX

[golden rose]

time to play some stardew valley

[plush geyser]

have fun

[coral acorn]

I wish I could forget this

[vital glade]

dfq are you looking up?

[ionic tendon]

it was on my recommended on YT 😭😭😭

[hardy garnet]

Do I even want to know

[vital glade]

scat fetishist here

[jade beacon]

send vid

[clever spire]

bruh

[ionic tendon]

IT WAS SO FUNNY DJSJAKOA

[coral acorn]

a friend send this video to me once

Now they are blocked

[jade beacon]

SEND ME ITTT

[ionic tendon]

do I send the links here directly ?

[cosmic comet]

i wonder, can anyone guess which 3 items i have left

[vital glade]

plz dont send the poop vid

im begging you

[past bronze]

lemme see it

[ionic tendon]

😭😭 I'll pm it to those who wants it

theres no actual scat though if that's what u dont wanna see

[coral acorn]

I don't have the link anymore

[past bronze]

[jade beacon]

SEND IT PLS

[coral acorn]

why you expected to me to hold this link

[past bronze]

they dont have the link anymore

[coral acorn]

its just disgusting

[ionic tendon]

I was crying laughing

[coral acorn]

has too much details

[jade beacon]

"SEBASTIAN YOU LITERALLY SHITTING YOURSELF"

brapp

[quiet compass]

I HATE THAT THING

EW EW EW GROSS IVE SEEN THAT

[ionic tendon]

https://tenor.com/view/lol-laughing-hysterically-laughing-out-loud-funny-steve-carell-gif-22904325

oh

[quiet compass]

Epic embed fail

[clever spire]

idk if i should tell an admin this but this is too much methinks

[quiet compass]

https://tenor.com/view/embed-no-no-embed-megamind-megamind-meme-gif-25261934

[ionic tendon]

[cosmic comet]

SEBBY, SEBBY PLEASE STOP SEBBY

[ionic tendon]

"brapp"

[ionic tendon]

" I cant.. I'm gaming" * braaap *

[quiet compass]

GROSS IM

UGHH 😭

[jade beacon]

robin cant build a bathroom

[ionic tendon]

[shadow sierra]

shes a carpenter, not a plumber

[ionic tendon]

fr though why are there no bathrooms in this game 😭

[quiet compass]

Robin built the whole ass house from scratch tho

[shadow sierra]

no pp

[ionic tendon]

I feel like there should be a bathtub at least and you can get in it to restore energy

[hardy garnet]

Where is the eye bleach when you need it

[shadow sierra]

fr how do they have kids but not need bathrooms

[quiet compass]

There's only 1 instance of a restroom in stardew sooo

[winged jackal]

he shits himself...

[jade beacon]

does anyone know the title of the song? gonna cry to it /srs

[hardy garnet]

Lewis removed them all

[hardy garnet]

Little dark age

[jade beacon]

thanks man

[stark relic]

yall, im on the 10th and havent had the cc cutscene yet..m

ive been fishing alot

what am i doing wrong

[hybrid lily]

So update on romancing Elliott

I haven’t even gotten 2 one heart

[mint ibex]

Enter the town from the bus stop after I think 8am, maybe 9am. It can't be raining

[jade beacon]

this

[past bronze]

bro im crying

[jade beacon]

why man?

[stark relic]

its been raining for a week straight 😭

[past bronze]

the video-

[mint ibex]

HAHA good luck

[jade beacon]

💩

[hardy garnet]

I'm going to repress this

[frigid path]

how do i get the grass starter to spread and how long does it take

[golden rose]

abigail just ||asked me to have a child||

[ionic tendon]

AHHAHAH

[jade beacon]

1/20 chance, go for it

[past bronze]

sebby get of the damn game

[jade beacon]

i cant read ur fookin bio

[cosmic crypt]

How do I get a prismatic shard or whatever?

[past bronze]

good

[mint ibex]

No literally

[past bronze]

I could dm you what it says

[jade beacon]

what the hell is that language

[quiet compass]

you need to lightning bend the rocks

[past bronze]

its fonts lol

[vital glade]

it says getting is their fetish

[jade beacon]

what 📸🤨

[quiet compass]

S͜͡u͜͡s͜͡ 🅂🅈 ᥇ꪖᛕa҉ l҉m҉a҉o҉

[ionic tendon]

he/they
stardew valley animal crossing and pokemon
also fighting games
alright whats your favourite.... etc etc etc

[mint ibex]

Idk what it says on the line after Stardew, AC and pokemon

OHH okay

[jade beacon]

pokemon i think

[hardy garnet]

I'm stupid, I never added my name to my bio ffs

[quiet compass]

Imagine having a name

[past bronze]

lol

its not that hard to read

[hardy garnet]

Imagine existing

[past bronze]

what are you doing rn

[ionic tendon]

oh spicy noodles

[jade beacon]

strawberry

[quiet compass]

yes

[jade beacon]

thats my name too 🙄

[mint ibex]

This means you two have to fight to the death.

[hardy garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/aaaa-gif-22162888

[past bronze]

get goofed

[ionic tendon]

oh

[hardy garnet]

Damn

[ionic tendon]

felt

[hardy garnet]

We are now taking bets

[simple grove]

can only the host of a server move buildings at robins

[jade beacon]

i havent been active to the subreddit now that i joined this discord

[quiet compass]

Id change my name to my name but I don't want ppl to forget me 😭

[vital glade]

half the people here half amnesia so gl with that

[quiet compass]

Lol

[ionic tendon]

on default yeah but you can change that in the settings

[jade beacon]

most ppl call me a straw 😔

[quiet compass]

I'll suck on you like one /j 😭

[simple grove]

which settings

[jade beacon]

AYO what

[shadow sierra]

||still waiting for greenhouse to be movable||

[hardy garnet]

Uhhhh

[quiet compass]

Bahaha that's only for Haley

[past bronze]

most people call me furry

[quiet compass]

mobile user lmao

[jade beacon]

good, shes queen

[ionic tendon]

game settings the little controller thingy when you press e

[past bronze]

get rekt

[jade beacon]

furry

[past bronze]

no im not

seb is

[quiet compass]

hot furry

[jade beacon]

sebby catboy

[past bronze]

[jade beacon]

💩

[quiet compass]

[ionic tendon]

STOP DFJSDKFSDF

[quiet compass]

LEAVE. GO TO HALEY SERVER

[merry echo]

i like this bird

[past bronze]

real gamer

[quiet compass]

YOURE GROSS

[merry echo]

???

[jade beacon]

💩

[hardy garnet]

The next time I see those emojis together I'm passing away

[past bronze]

haley server?? where??

[quiet compass]

TOO LATE 😭

[ionic tendon]

💩

[jade beacon]

made one

[past bronze]

link in dms now?!?!?

[jade beacon]

yuhh 💃✨

[hardy garnet]

[jade beacon]

susbastian

[past bronze]

poopseb

[jade beacon]

shitseb

[past bronze]

[ionic tendon]

[jade beacon]

hehe

[hardy garnet]

My curiosity got the best of me.......
I regret my life choices that lead me here

[past bronze]

why

[ionic tendon]

the second you walked into his room

it was all over

[hardy garnet]

[jade beacon]

he's gaming 🙄

[ionic tendon]

he just has stomach problems

[arctic path]

||just unlocked the greenhouse, i just gotta go to sleep and i'll get it right? what's like the best optimal setup for it? and what should i be growing? can u grow rare seeds in them even if it's not fall?||

[ionic tendon]

||yes, idk, i use ancient seeds, yes||

[stark relic]

||ancient seeds are best for there||

[arctic path]

||i have 2 ancients seeds but idrk how they work||

ive never planted any

[ionic tendon]

||did you have one donated?||

[stark relic]

r they bags or ||an actual seed?||

[arctic path]

||yuh i donated one and got another from my seed maker thing||

[ionic tendon]

||donate one to the museum, your reward is an ancient seed packet, and the recipe. any other ancient seeds you can turn it into the packets||

[stark relic]

yup

[ionic tendon]

||okay you can plant them like normal seeds then in the greenhouse||

[stark relic]

also seed makers are godly in helping

[arctic path]

ye i was turning strawberries to seeds

have 500 ish seeds for this spring 😌

[cobalt hare]

can you get the red cabbage in the ||desert||?

[stark relic]

idk but pierre in summer

[cobalt hare]

Okay thanks

[arctic path]

||this is like, the actual seed right?||

||when i get the hgreenhouse i just plant them ?||

[stark relic]

yup

[arctic path]

are they like, special at all? like do i gotta space 'em out

[stark relic]

they regrow like strawberries

[arctic path]

oh cool

[ionic tendon]

yesss

[stark relic]

nah

[ionic tendon]

figure out your sprinkler layout first

[stark relic]

just better strawberries but they dont give multiple iirc

[stark relic]

yes

[arctic path]

what layout should i use

[stark relic]

i use quality sprinklers and then chests at the top

[arctic path]

oh i have iridescent sprinklers shouldnt i use them instead?

[ionic tendon]

do you have iridium sprinklers?

you can use those too ye

[cosmic comet]

is it more efficient to use bombs to till large areas of land, or should i just stick to the hoe

[arctic path]

should i see any fertilzer on then

them*

[stark relic]

sure

[simple grove]

you should remove fish from ponds using a fishing rod right

[arctic path]

||like speed gro or deluxe speed gro||

[stark relic]

u can just empty them yk

[golden rose]

||what do i do with the golden pumpkin from spirit's eve||

[ionic tendon]

i do the fertilizers that up the quality bc you need ||5 gold star ancient fruit for something||

[stark relic]

sell

[golden rose]

ok

[ionic tendon]

sell it or run it through the sewing machine

[arctic path]

oh oki, good to know ty

[ionic tendon]

if you have extra
you can get a ||witch's hat||

[stark relic]

what happens?-

[stark relic]

OOOO

[arctic path]

||also i know there are sprinklers that are better than iridum, but how do i get them? arent there like upgrades or something?! my friend said id figure that out later but wouldnt tell me anything else||

[warped hamlet]

Post cc content

[arctic path]

oh ok

🙏 i only have 1 more item for cc wish me luck

[warped hamlet]

pls delete that you used it's exact name iirc

Goodluck tho!!!

[arctic path]

||its some random ass fish i need then im finally done||

[warped hamlet]

Are you In the right season

[arctic path]

nah

i gotta wait until spring smh

[warped hamlet]

Rip

[ionic tendon]

oh gn

[arctic path]

just working on friendships atm tho

[ionic tendon]

u can upgrade your tools too wooo

[stark relic]

post cc content is godly 🙏

[shadow sierra]

mom

[ionic tendon]

so true

Stardew is so relaxing and calm..

||and then you meet MR QI||

[arctic path]

||~~ mr qi is kinda hot wish i could marry him~~||

[ionic tendon]

DFKSDFLSDF

[quiet compass]

Leave. /j

[hardy garnet]

||You come into my house, try to marry the mysterious blue stranger||

[golden rose]

||YOOOO I FINISHED CRAFTS ROOM||

[merry echo]

woooo nc!!

[golden rose]

only thing left is bulletin board

[craggy kayak]

Anyone here play on switch

[merry echo]

nah im poor

[cosmic comet]

can someone help me with this

[craggy kayak]

If so, anyone wanna play with me, I need friends

[cosmic comet]

#multiplayer-lfg-old

[craggy kayak]

Depends of hoe lvl

I have

[cosmic comet]

basic ;-;

[quiet compass]

me 😩

I cant afford a pc so 😋

LUNA WHAT DID I DO TO YOu

ackkk

[merry echo]

for me the hardest part in sdv issssss....... the map -_-

wat about u guyss

[quiet compass]

For me its being able to play. Days take a while.

[craggy kayak]

For safety things, how old r u

[merry echo]

me i can't afford both😋

[quiet compass]

Im not playing w you btw im just answering the question

Just send a request in #multiplayer-lfg-old ig

[craggy kayak]

Oh, ok

[merry echo]

your 12? or year 12 in your name?

[craggy kayak]

I have

[merry echo]

im 13...

[quiet compass]

im in year 12

im not twelve and if I was i wouldn't advertise that 💀

[merry echo]

i should change my name

[merry echo]

im 13 though

[quiet compass]

"Hey y'all im violation discords terms and services on a public server"

[arctic path]

||best trees to grow in greenhouse?||

[quiet compass]

Errr you probably shouldn't just be telling randoms your age

[cosmic comet]

what % of those 12 years is sleeping through the day

[quiet compass]

probably a decent amount idk

I have a thousand hours across all saves tho

[merry echo]

why?

i mean its just age

[calm sandal]

i wouldnt be surprised if u re beaned now, i ve seen someone declare bein under age and have to appeal later after 13 years old

[cyan merlin]

fruit trees

[clever spire]

children these days smh

[quiet compass]

erm... ich spreche Englisch?

[merry echo]

beaned?

[arctic path]

💀 yea obv but which one

[calm sandal]

banned.

[clever spire]

The two most expensive ones

[quiet compass]

But im not under age bestie 😭👋

[merry echo]

i do't understand a thing since i've beened trading in servers in discord for such a long time

[cyan merlin]

you can fit two of each of you put them around the edges of the green house

[jade beacon]

yall im having trouble getting in reddit. Is it my connection or something happened?

[quiet compass]

Working fine for me :p

[merry echo]

is reddit good because in my country no one uses it

[calm sandal]

reddit has some dark sides.

[merry echo]

i mean probably some like a few

[jade beacon]

im all all time commenter and haley poster, its good 😎👍

[jade beacon]

yep, some are toxic af

[calm sandal]

its fine if u just go there for games

but never ever touch the dark side

[quiet compass]

Reddit has many dark sides

many.

[merry echo]

what is reddit for??

[calm sandal]

they still follow reddit term n service but weird ppl still weird ppl

[jade beacon]

man thats tough to explain

[dreamy spear]

more than 34 i believe

[merry echo]

welp sorry idk even one thing about reddit

[dreamy spear]

Just a platform to share stuff

at its simplest form

[jade beacon]

its like a whole new level of social media, they have groups and rules, mods, downvotes and upvotes

[fervent star]

if u got questions about anything theres usually someone or a group of people that can help you with it and it can help u if u want to interact more with a certain fandom

[violet falcon]

people make categories, post stuff in those categories and other people up or down vote them

[fervent star]

yup

[merry echo]

ohhh like discord but kinda mixed with like posting like that??

[quiet compass]

Reddit is insta+discord tbh

[merry echo]

yeah yeah

[fervent star]

yea but less communication tho

more just posting

[calm sandal]

reddit is basically a forum

[dreamy spear]

think of it as communities

[merry echo]

ohhh cool but i think for now its not good to there

[dreamy spear]

yea forum thats the word

[foggy token]

I got a purple star fish is that good?

[dreamy spear]

nice

[calm sandal]

im old enough to experience being mod in forums

[merry echo]

i never go fishingg

[foggy token]

do I put it in the bundle

[merry echo]

i hate it

[violet falcon]

if you mean that theres a purple star next to it, yes that means it's iriduim quality which means it's the best quality

[foggy token]

what’s iridium

[calm sandal]

u can sell purple star fish, u just need normal rank fish for bundle

[quiet compass]

Best quality

[violet falcon]

eee its just a quality indicator in stardew, like diamond in minecraft kinda

[foggy token]

oh

[quiet compass]

Normal, silver, gold, iridium (purple)

[foggy token]

can I put it in a tank as a prize

[merry echo]

actually im learning a lot of new words rn

[foggy token]

like keep it in my house?

[ionic tendon]

yes

[violet falcon]

sure

[calm sandal]

u can put it in tank but NEVER EVER put iridium rank fish in pond

[foggy token]

ok

[ionic tendon]

but i usually put the legendaries in my fish tank

[foggy token]

if I put the fish in the tank the star stays?

[ionic tendon]

yes

[foggy token]

ok so where can I buy this tank

[ionic tendon]

willy

[violet falcon]

man i watched too many stardew vids

[ionic tendon]

you can also put corals, sea urchins, clams in the fish tank as well

and you can put a hat on the sea urchins

[calm sandal]

and sea urchins can wear ha-

[merry echo]

cooolll i wanna make my house good sooonnnn

[violet falcon]

wait wasnt a tank kinda expensive for early game

i forgot the prices XD

[foggy token]

who is Willy again

[merry echo]

can't wait i've been looking for a game that i would like and doesn't occupy much space on my phone

[calm sandal]

i d refrain getting decoration until i have enough money

[merry echo]

fisherman

[ionic tendon]

The guy that has a shop on the docks

[violet falcon]

the old man near the sea who likes fishing

[ionic tendon]

not to be confused with the fabio look alike

[calm sandal]

willy, most classic npc in whole game

[violet falcon]

PLS

[jade beacon]

gunther and marlon

[merry echo]

should i get a barn or a coop because in my next harvest i think i can afford it

[violet falcon]

gunther is the definition of npc you cant even talk with him