stardew-valley

[shadow crow]

the biggest L I’ve ever taken was losing my 2 year old Minecraft world

[loud goblet]

Oh I did and it killed me inside after

[cobalt hare]

how did that happen?

[shadow crow]

It got corrupted and I didn’t make a backup :((

[shadow sierra]

corruption?

[frigid path]

how can i get clay

[shadow crow]

yeah

[loud goblet]

Thw wife, the adopted kids all gone

[shadow sierra]

[shadow crow]

Minecraft does that a lot

[cobalt hare]

from the mines, as a gift, and sometimes from shoveling the ground

[shadow sierra]

fr

[past bronze]

the biggest biggest L i've ever done is playing stardew valley since 2016 and forgets about it and throws out your device you had it on.

[shadow crow]

especially as your world gets massive

[shadow sierra]

like 4 of my worlds got corrupted from 1.16 to 1.17

[shadow crow]

And the updates yes

[shadow crow]

Hoeing ground

[shadow sierra]

get some hoes

[cobalt hare]

if it's winter and you see a three-dotted animation on the ground, there's a chance it gives you clay if you shovel it

hoe*

[past bronze]

stop

[shadow crow]

technically the truth XD

[shadow sierra]

it also exists in other seasons

[cobalt hare]

I keep saying "shovel" when I mean to say "hoe" lol

[shadow sierra]

why

[vague bane]

The puns LOL

[past bronze]

I regret doing this.

[cobalt hare]

ye

[shadow sierra]

lol

[loud goblet]

the biggest L I did was when I first played stardew and I ran out of space so i just went and trashed whatever was in my inventory

[shadow sierra]

💀

[fervent imp]

same fr

[past bronze]

laughs in pain

[shadow sierra]

i was smart enough to make chests

[past bronze]

now i am

[vague bane]

it's frustrating when your chests get filled up and 50 wood is a lot in the early game lol

[loud goblet]

I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW I COULD SELL IT

[gritty wraith]

opinions? for my starter farm

[fervent imp]

LMFAO I WAS J LAZY

[past bronze]

I have a whole chest with 999 wood

[shadow sierra]

lol i grinded 999 wood with a copper axe

[vague bane]

selling everything feels better than hoarding

[past bronze]

barks.

[cobalt hare]

I love the organization

[fervent imp]

more organized than anything ive done

[shadow sierra]

7/10 cool

[vague bane]

wow.. I always use the tea sapling technique to buy wood instead

[past bronze]

yeah its cool, gives 7/10

[fervent imp]

i started hoarding out of fear that i would eventually need everything

[cobalt hare]

I think we can all agree that it's pleasingly organized

[shadow sierra]

yes

[vivid ginkgo]

where r the silos going to go?

[past bronze]

I hoard everything, and no one cant stop me.

[shadow sierra]

CAN ANYONE TELL ME NOW

[gritty wraith]

they are on the right

[shadow sierra]

how long does ancient fruit take to be wine

[loud goblet]

8/10 it need more scarecrow

[gritty wraith]

oh yeah scarecrow

[shadow sierra]

wiki says 56 days but i think thats for quality

[shadow crow]

a week I think

[past bronze]

DUDE FORGOT ABOUT SCARECROWS?

[vague bane]

i understand..i hoard too....but whenever I look at the chests..I just feel so.. ughhh why do I have so many thingsss

[past bronze]

brooo thank god someone told you.

[shadow crow]

Wine is a week I would say off the top of my head

[shadow sierra]

,

[vague bane]

like why does the game have so much thingsssss lol probably just me

[loud goblet]

PFFT

[fervent imp]

i feel horrible hoarding but nobody can convince me to get rid of my massive amounts of seaweed

[past bronze]

more things= more bragging rights

[vague bane]

wine takes a week, yeah

[gritty wraith]

i havent built it yet, i used stardew valley planner xd

[vague bane]

honestly things are just codes, in game... or well..pixels

[shadow crow]

I never plan my farms out

[shadow sierra]

#stardew-spoilers more helpful than u guys

[fervent imp]

just gotta go w the flow

[vague bane]

seaweed

[loud goblet]

I go with whatever comes to me

[vague bane]

of all things why seaweed

[past bronze]

people are more toxic there (sometimes)

[shadow crow]

😭

[shadow sierra]

i wish i could move my greenhouse

[shadow crow]

frfr

[past bronze]

SAME-

[vague bane]

.. you can move your green house..wdym

[covert crag]

u can! in 1.5

[shadow crow]

You can I think

[covert crag]

so not on mobile

[fervent imp]

what if i need it 💀

[shadow sierra]

im on 1.4

[shadow crow]

robin can

[lethal wave]

How do you customize your farm?

[covert crag]

rip

[shadow crow]

RIPP

[covert crag]

try using paths!

[shadow sierra]

do paths affect speed

[past bronze]

I have 999 wood, what do I do with it.

[vague bane]

LOL 🤣 that made me choke on my tea, staph

[covert crag]

on the farm yes they give u a small boost

[vague bane]

kegs. all for kegs

[shadow sierra]

is there any ring or shoes or something to increase speed

[vague bane]

I'm sorry

I just got the game last month and it was already on 1.5 so idk anything before 1.5

[shadow crow]

coffee and horse

[shadow sierra]

you didnt do anything, why sorry

[past bronze]

one of the admins are an seb fan

[covert crag]

just food and drink/horse i thiiink

weapons will increase ur swing speed sometimes

[vague bane]

I just .. feel bad

[past bronze]

do buffs+horse max speed.

you go speeding.

[strong scarab]

whats the offtopic channel rq?

[vague bane]

chug them espressos and swallow the spicy eels

[frigid path]

bruh i cannot find any clay

[covert crag]

#town-square

[past bronze]

CHUGGGG CHUGGG CHUGG.

[covert crag]

or #adventurers-guild

[strong scarab]

ty

[shadow crow]

Chaos

[past bronze]

yes chaos

[vague bane]

I had to look at the server

[shadow sierra]

ok,

[vague bane]

LOL

[loud goblet]

Dig

[vague bane]

I donut know this place

[past bronze]

hmm I wanna move my greenhouse-

idk how tho so-

[shadow sierra]

time to find a lucky ring bc my luck sucks

[vivid ginkgo]

you can-

[shadow sierra]

im on 1.4 mobile

[vague bane]

uhm IF you're on 1.5 then Robin or Wizard can help you

[vivid ginkgo]

ohhhhhh

[past bronze]

does it work on switch..?

[vague bane]

ye

[shadow crow]

If you are in 1.5 then talk to robin/wizard

[vague bane]

I play on switch too ehehe

[shadow sierra]

me with no switch:

[vague bane]

okay I need to go get lunch I'm starving lol

[shadow crow]

I wish you could mod on switch

[vague bane]

[loud goblet]

Me with a broken switch

[past bronze]

hmm, how do you know what verison your game is.

[vague bane]

I would want that so badly

[vague bane]

I dont, I just determine the patch I'm on..from listening to what the mobile users say..

[shadow crow]

I broke my switch once and they fixed it but they sent it back with 2 left joycons 💀

[vague bane]

||1.5 introduces Ginger Island||

[past bronze]

is there anything you have to do to move your greenhouse??

[shadow crow]

you have to fix it but other than that no

[vague bane]

nope..just clear the spot you want to place it in

[loud goblet]

I just need my screen of mine fixed

[shadow crow]

just like moving other buildings

[frigid path]

with a hoe right?

[past bronze]

cant talk about that here even with spoiler tag

[loud goblet]

Yes

[shadow sierra]

💀

[shadow crow]

[vague bane]

ahh yeah..I know, but we,'re here sadly

[past bronze]

[vague bane]

[past bronze]

abouta look up how to move greenhouse on switch

[shadow crow]

[steep bolt]

hlo

[shadow crow]

Yea just till the ground like you’re gonna plant something

[shadow crow]

Do you know how to move normal buildings?

[shadow crow]

Hii

[past bronze]

mhm

[shadow sierra]

im gonna install a mod to move my greenhouse at this point

[shadow crow]

do that but with the green house

[jade beacon]

does anyone have a link to UnsurpassableZ's discord derver?

[shadow crow]

Exact same process

who?

[jade beacon]

UnsurpassableZ

stardew streamer

[steep bolt]

wut iz tht?

[shadow crow]

Sorry

Don’t know them

[jade beacon]

sad

he hosted the stardew trials and stardew valley cup

pretty fun

[shadow crow]

Stardew valley cup?

[blissful wadi]

very epic

[jade beacon]

check in on youtube

[shadow sierra]

svc

[shadow crow]

okay

[past bronze]

whoops wrong thing

[shadow crow]

40k stardew valley tournament?

making sure I’m looking at right thing

[frigid path]

does the silo need to be next to the coop

[shadow crow]

No it can be anywhere on your farm

[steep bolt]

nop

anywhere

[past bronze]

I have a link-

[jade beacon]

gimme

[past bronze]

add me lol-

[covert crag]

sorry yeah no sending links in chat!

[past bronze]

yeah ik I sent the wrong thing

[covert crag]

dhhdkfkg dw dw

[celest knoll]

is dming links okay?

[past bronze]

yeah just ask first

[shadow sierra]

dead

[strong scarab]

oops, ive done that a bunch before

they were all stuff like the animation canceling waligug video tho

so hopefully harmless enough

[covert crag]

omg no like discord links

[strong scarab]

ohh like

something.gg/invitecode

?

[strong scarab]

ye that makes more sense

[covert crag]

yess

[cobalt hare]

How do you ship blueberries out

[shadow sierra]

how you ship other things

[cobalt hare]

Sorry so the bin?

I’m completing a task

[shadow sierra]

which bin

[copper trail]

oh the special order?

[cobalt hare]

Yes

[tough gulch]

Jeez, the crops really wilt the instant it becomes another season

[shadow sierra]

put them in the crate to the right of your home and sleep

[shadow sierra]

yeah, unless its indoors

[heady flame]

What does it say on the task?

[tough gulch]

Wait indoors?

[shadow sierra]

greenhouse

[tough gulch]

oh

[cobalt hare]

It says to place the crops in the empty produce box in Pierres’s shop

[vivid ginkgo]

Or in pots

[shadow sierra]

do that

[lethal wave]

You go to Pierre’s shop and there’s like a box on the bottom right of the shop

[heady flame]

Go to Pierres's shop

[shadow sierra]

yeah that too

[lethal wave]

That would have like “?”

[heady flame]

Go to the bottom left

If it had a "!" Over the box

Then throw it into that box

[cobalt hare]

It’s not letting me put it in there

But I do have 100

[lethal wave]

Oh

Did you click it? 😮

[cobalt hare]

Yeah

[past bronze]

what item makes your fishing bar bigger..? I forgot.

[shadow crow]

Cork bobber

[past bronze]

thankss

[heady flame]

And levelling fishing up

And eating food with +1(etc) fishing

[past bronze]

ty

[lethal wave]

Ohhhh I didn’t know this

[heady flame]

No problem

[heady flame]

The more you know

[lethal karma]

is there anything you need to do with legendary fish or should i sell them i caught the crimson fish

[tough gulch]

Please tell me there are better sprinklers later

[lethal wave]

Thank you

[lethal wave]

Yessss

[tough gulch]

when do I get them?

[lethal wave]

Pretty sure you’d be able to craft them when you level up farming

[tough gulch]

I'd better level up farming with all this wheat I just planted

[heady flame]

||iridium|| sprinklers, level 9 farming, can water 5x5 (25 tiles)

[tough gulch]

6x6? I'm guessing there are intermediate ones?

[heady flame]

Wait

I mean 5x5

25 tiles

[lethal wave]

There are at level 6 farming

[past bronze]

isnt iridium sprinkler legit not that better then quality spinkler?

[cobalt hare]

Ay yo whuddup sdvcord

[tough gulch]

What is farming based off of? watering? harvesting?

[heady flame]

Yes it is not, but it's still easy to get

[south scroll]

Harvesting

[past bronze]

iridium isnt easy to get?!

[cobalt hare]

Iridium sprinkler is like double the usefulness of the quality sprinkler if not triple???

[tough gulch]

Well then, my wheat will help a lot won't it? because it matures quickly

[heady flame]

I have over 1000 not smelted 😂😂

Almost 2 stacks

[past bronze]

bro give

[heady flame]

And I'm still on year 1

[lethal wave]

How do you get ittt easily???

[past bronze]

once again give??

[heady flame]

ok

[past bronze]

hand it over fella

[heady flame]

Give credit card details

🤣 🤣

[past bronze]

oh no

[cobalt hare]

1234567891011

[past bronze]

ayo

[heady flame]

I just go ||skull cavern|| and mine

[heady flame]

And the 3 security numbers

💀 💀

[lethal wave]

Can’t find them in the mine 😦

[cobalt hare]

420

[copper trail]

oh i finally hit lvl 200

[heady flame]

Iridium crabs 😱 😱 😱

[past bronze]

when?

[heady flame]

Nice

[heady flame]

When what

[strong scarab]

congrats!

[past bronze]

When will i get iridium, im struggling here.

[copper trail]

ill be purple soonish

[heady flame]

I cannot find that card sadly. Please press 1 if you want to write in your number again. Please press 2 if you want me to end the call.

[heady flame]

When you hit floor 100+

[past bronze]

on?

mines? or ||skull||

[heady flame]

||skull cavern||

[past bronze]

impossible

[heady flame]

Use a mod then 💀 💀

[past bronze]

nvm I have bombs

im on switch sadly

[heady flame]

Same

[past bronze]

bro I got a sea cucumber, why yall do this.

[heady flame]

I got an among us costume

From fishing in the ||sewers||

[past bronze]

?!?!?

[south scroll]

Wot

Ss

Where

[heady flame]

I can not to that sadly

Because it's a myth 🤫 🤫

[south scroll]

No ss, not real

[heady flame]

😢

amonGUS

[novel thistle]

@heady flame You leveled up to Cowpoke. You can now speak in our voice channels and share images in all channels!

[heady flame]

Woah

[past bronze]

if it keeps giving albacore, ima lose my mind.

[heady flame]

It's me!!!

!!!

[past bronze]

I GOT A SUPER CUCUMBERR-

finally

[heady flame]

Nice

[past bronze]

next|| lava eel||

[tough gulch]

The schedule on the wiki is inaccurate

[copper trail]

it isnt

whos schedule is inacurate?

[cobalt hare]

what levels up foraging?

[spiral sorrel]

i caught the ||glacierfish||. that was so hard

[copper trail]

foraging

[tough gulch]

I was following Abigail's schedule to the letter trying to find her, only to find her playing video games 2 hours ahead of schedule

[copper trail]

are u using the right schedule

[cobalt hare]

would it be best to chop down a ton of trees for leveling up or

[copper trail]

it changes depending on the weather/season

[tough gulch]

I triple-checked the deviations and the day of the week

[copper trail]

iirc chopping hardwood stumps is best but that also works

[past bronze]

I thought you couldnt talk about that here?

[tough gulch]

It's the first of summer, is there something special that happens then?

[past bronze]

wdym?

[tough gulch]

With schedules

[past bronze]

||railroad ||and spa unlocked, im pretty sure.

[halcyon abyss]

Some schedules change during some seasons but it mostly stays the same

[tough gulch]

I followed Abigail's summer schedule but she stayed in her room instead

[halcyon abyss]

Could've been a specific day where her schedule changes from the regular one

[tough gulch]

I checked the deviations

[rocky veldt]

Purple star is iridium tier right? I finally get a few items with that grade

[past bronze]

mhm

[near wharf]

when are they gonna drop the update where i can ride horses indoors

[past bronze]

no

[halcyon abyss]

I think there's a mod for that

[rocky veldt]

Also nobody told me fairy flower honey worth like 500+ each

Thank god i made 4 bee house

[past bronze]

fairy rose?

[halcyon abyss]

I typically make it.on the side of making ancient fruit and starfruit wine

[past bronze]

wait

nvm

lol

[past bronze]

I didnt know we could talk about that here

[jade beacon]

i thought it was 1000g

[past bronze]

is it on the island

[frigid path]

i just missed the dang jellyfish festival cuz i got caught in a cutscene of the guy rummaging in trash cans im so mad

[spring bison]

No worries, The event sucks anyway.

[frigid path]

thats a relief

should i go fisher or trapper

[spring bison]

Fisher

[frigid path]

yeah i fish alot

[marble igloo]

jellyfish is the worst one fr

literally no point in going

linus on the other hand❤️

[silent kayak]

yeah it foesnt give u anything

unless u enjoy pretty cutscenes of glowing jellies

[past bronze]

I took screenshots for memories.

[frigid path]

mushrooms or bats for the cave?

[past bronze]

bat

[marble igloo]

i say bats but most people sayushrooms

[spring bison]

Alright

@frigid path Do you like money or focusing on gifting NPCs?

[marble igloo]

bats are good for cc if you don't have fruit trees

[frigid path]

money probably lol

[spring bison]

Mushrooms

[halcyon abyss]

Both become useless later

[frigid path]

if i plant the grass starter does it spread

[halcyon abyss]

Yes

[past bronze]

true

[halcyon abyss]

I typically use grass starters as a way of giving grass to my animals

[past bronze]

money go poof

[halcyon abyss]

I use one and then place a lightning rod on it so animals cant get it then it spreads

[marble igloo]

smart

[halcyon abyss]

I mean many people do this i just learned it through a vid

[marble igloo]

my friend did that with a fence once i was amazed

[cobalt hare]

7

[halcyon abyss]

I like using the rod because it looks cooler to me personally

[marble igloo]

yaa it's a very good idea

[past bronze]

that was an late reply

[gray gull]

fishing is a pain

[spring bison]

no

[halcyon abyss]

Sounds like a you problem

[spring bison]

Skill issue tbh

[past bronze]

fish problem

[halcyon abyss]

Agreed

[gray gull]

keep getting broken glasses and trash

[past bronze]

where are you fishing-

[spring bison]

where tf you fishing at

[halcyon abyss]

Fish in better spots

[gray gull]

forest pond for the pike

[spring bison]

Fish at the Mountain Lake bro

[near wharf]

im about to be a madman and plant 120 ||starfruit|| at the same time with no sprinklers

[past bronze]

madlad

[halcyon abyss]

Trust me ive planted way more cranberries without sprinklers

It was hell

[past bronze]

i've made

a big mistake

[halcyon abyss]

Even with an iridium can

[spring bison]

What's up?

Furzona

[past bronze]

I wasted 100k on starfruit and, summer is almost over and i've already planted them

[halcyon abyss]

[near wharf]

hoeing up the 120 pieces of land alone took half my energy

[spring bison]

https://tenor.com/view/pedro-pascal-mandalorian-laugh-cry-gif-21495683

[past bronze]

bro im suffering

I didnt realize

[halcyon abyss]

You shouldve reset the day lmao

[lime sparrow]

Hey guys what’s the choice for level 5 fishing trapper or Fisher

[spring bison]

Fisher

[halcyon abyss]

Fisher

[near wharf]

and i thought me losing 40 potatoes during y1 was bad

[past bronze]

fisher

[lime sparrow]

Thanks

[halcyon abyss]

Its still bad rip

[past bronze]

abouta spend another 100k on more starfruit and save it

[lime sparrow]

Also I caught my first purple star fish rarity star thing

[spring bison]

Cool

[past bronze]

gj

[halcyon abyss]

[near wharf]

its not a huge deal, its only worth 2k

[past bronze]

omg haley is taking pictures

[spring bison]

100K is funny

not much

[past bronze]

ikr im crying out of laughter

[spring bison]

You won't even realize you're spending a lot on upgrading tools

[cobalt hare]

It was. I'm playing apex

[halcyon abyss]

I cant believe i managed to buy 100 strawberries and have to water it with a copper watering can

[past bronze]

omg

[halcyon abyss]

This on a new farm btw

I already finished my old farm

[past bronze]

what kind of hands do you have

[halcyon abyss]

Wdym

[lime sparrow]

Yay my strawberry’s and copper pickaxe is done also I keep getting magma geodes are they rare

[past bronze]

bruh I typed hands-

whoopers.

[past bronze]

not really but still bust them open

[halcyon abyss]

Magma geodes are tougher to get at the start of the game

[lime sparrow]

One time I got like 6 in a fishing chest

[halcyon abyss]

But soon they'll just come naturally

[past bronze]

should I save my mega geodes

[halcyon abyss]

mega?

[past bronze]

if.. I keep making spelling mistakes I swear

magma.

[spring bison]

Omni-Geodes?

Don't open em

[marble igloo]

what kind of hands do you have

[spring bison]

Save em

[past bronze]

lava

[lime sparrow]

Is iridium ore rare I have 4 now

[marble igloo]

awesome

[spring bison]

No, Copper is more rarer.

[halcyon abyss]

Lmao

[marble igloo]

it's rare at the start

[spring bison]

I have more iridium than copper.

[halcyon abyss]

Me too

[past bronze]

coal is rare

[spring bison]

Coal?

[halcyon abyss]

I just buy an entire stack of coal

[lime sparrow]

Dang I’m so lucky then

[past bronze]

yes coal

[marble igloo]

what year are you in

[lime sparrow]

1 lol

[spring bison]

Not at all. ||Burglar's Ring|| is the thing to make it not rare

[marble igloo]

ok yeah that's pretty damn good

[lime sparrow]

Yay

[past bronze]

man I was /j

[cobalt hare]

Coal is the rarest in the game.

[past bronze]

yeah

[spring bison]

no

Charcoal Kins :D

[halcyon abyss]

They suck

[cobalt hare]

Hey man they just added a new feature to life

Its called a "joke" idk if you've heard ofnit

[lime sparrow]

Is floor 40 good for like almost going into summer

In the mines

[spring bison]

Oh, what does joke mean?

[cobalt hare]

The goal is if somebody makes a "joke" you go along with it

[spring bison]

I don't know what that means

I do know kill tho

[past bronze]

.

[cobalt hare]

Its meant to amuse you

[spring bison]

What's amuse?

[cobalt hare]

A joke you enjoy you will usually smile, open your mouth, and go "hahaha"

[past bronze]

also do you get an pearl from friendship with willy?

[halcyon abyss]

[gray gull]

hahaha i just ate the pike i was trying to give to george

[sharp yacht]

i just caught a super cucumber, should i hang onto it until i get a fish pond?

[spring bison]

Pain

[sharp yacht]

or should i sell it

[cobalt hare]

sell it

[halcyon abyss]

You can get more later

[cobalt hare]

they're not too rare

[past bronze]

hang on to it

[spring bison]

What's "Hahaha"?

[past bronze]

and get more

mouth go hahahah*

[sharp yacht]

this is quite the dilemma

[cobalt hare]

how do "fish ponds" work?

[past bronze]

just sell it

[cobalt hare]

unfortunately

[spring bison]

Fish Ponds

You put death fishes

[cobalt hare]

omg

[spring bison]

then they rot

[halcyon abyss]

[trim obsidian]

crush skull

[sharp yacht]

okie dokie

[halcyon abyss]

Im not taking something from someone with imposter in their bio

[past bronze]

who

[trim obsidian]

impostor*

[spring bison]

Anyone else want to listen along?

[trim obsidian]

idiot

[halcyon abyss]

[halcyon abyss]

Fuck yeah

Shit i cant because im on mobile lmao

[past bronze]

rip

[simple grove]

in multiplayer does every player have to go follow krobus's tracks to get the magnifying glass and unlock secret note drops for them, or does one player unlock secret note drops for everyone

[halcyon abyss]

Everyone has to do it

[past bronze]

just got sent a bomb

[halcyon abyss]

Pipe bomb

[past bronze]

can I place bombs in the house orr

[spring bison]

Yes

[past bronze]

chaos

[halcyon abyss]

If you wanna lose whatever is placed down

[past bronze]

yes

[south scroll]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-boom-sandy-gif-11706200

[past bronze]

bomb go boom

[halcyon abyss]

The watermark made me laugh

[potent badge]

psy

[halcyon abyss]

Hmm?

[lime sparrow]

I made it to idk what to call them but like stage 45 in the caves

[past bronze]

where?

[halcyon abyss]

Oh i get it

[tropic forge]

I'm doing my first run right now, and I'm on day 20. I haven't had rain in 15 days and I need it for 3 fish ;-;

This game hates me, I think

[halcyon abyss]

Dry spell

[potent badge]

you can check the weather for tomorrow using the tv

[lime sparrow]

I’m about to pass out😭😭😭 I’m so close to the farm

[halcyon abyss]

Rip

[past bronze]

hurrrryy

[near wharf]

where can i find copious amounts of ground worms

[lime sparrow]

I MADE IT

Oh yay farming 4 to

[halcyon abyss]

Congrations

[tropic forge]

I also just bought a steel axe :)

[near wharf]

congrations 😭

[tropic forge]

my first steel item

[lime sparrow]

and 2512 from strawberry’s

[halcyon abyss]

I find it funny to say congrations

[lime sparrow]

Oh…

[keen geode]

https://youtu.be/Q5uBZQKi47Y best song ever

[halcyon abyss]

Mother fucking royalty free music

[keen geode]

best song ever

[gray gull]

bro i swear every single crafts channel uses this

[halcyon abyss]

Basically

I dont have to listen to it to know what song it is

[lime sparrow]

Furnaces take so long

[halcyon abyss]

Copper bars take 30 mins, Iron bars take 2 hrs, and i forgot the other times

[keen geode]

yea, cuz it's the best song

[gray gull]

as soon as i heard the first note i knew what it is

[lime sparrow]

I just wanna make sprinklers

[halcyon abyss]

As soon as i saw the title i knew what it was lmao

[tropic forge]

Thank you so much. I forgot what I was tryna make and you just reminded me

[halcyon abyss]

Lmao

[lime sparrow]

Oh no problem I guess

[gray gull]

robin is the mvp of the town

[lime sparrow]

I don’t see her much but she seems really cool

[tropic forge]

Harvey is cooler

[spring bison]

Oh c'mon guys

We all know that Linus is the best in pelican town

[halcyon abyss]

[tropic forge]

Who is Linus

[past bronze]

im dead

[halcyon abyss]

[tropic forge]

You mean the homeless guy?

[lament urchin]

[spring bison]

Yes

[tropic forge]

Don't we catch him rummaging through someone's garbage?

[strong scarab]

pff

[spring bison]

Pretty Much

[past bronze]

yeah

he is the best person tho

very sweet

[spring bison]

!lewis

[novel thistle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/834898244097146970/953894638618550272/20220317_015619.jpg

[spring bison]

wait no

[halcyon abyss]

No

[spring bison]

!linus

[novel thistle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/953877434137190411/953877575120355358/Screenshot_2022-03-16_9.29.39_PM.png

[gray gull]

!leah

[novel thistle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/749688694918742127/927222154251083806/IMG_0605.jpg

[tropic forge]

!harvey

[novel thistle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/477883056859119637/523603975144996875/IMG_20181215_155120.jpg

[halcyon abyss]

Stop

[spring bison]

Don't spam it too much

[past bronze]

whos fingers are thoses

[tropic forge]

Mine

[gray gull]

the governors

[tropic forge]

I am caressing Harvey's face

cause Harvey is best

[past bronze]

god no

[near wharf]

who made those

[frank kayak]

hi

[tropic forge]

lol idk

[lament urchin]

they just submissions

[near wharf]

!emily

[novel thistle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/953876661638660097/953876708749099028/IMG_20220316_214437814_BURST000_COVER_TOP.jpg

[past bronze]

gave me a mini heart attack

[near wharf]

oh god no

[tough gulch]

GUys, I just got a fish with a purple star

[past bronze]

gj

[halcyon abyss]

Sick

[tropic forge]

are those not common?

[gray gull]

nice

[tropic forge]

I get more purple stars than no stars lol

[lament urchin]

they are

just fishing at a range away from shore is extra stars

and perfect catch is +1 rarity

[tough gulch]

Do I do anything special with it?

[lament urchin]

selling it

[halcyon abyss]

Not really

[past bronze]

sell it

[halcyon abyss]

I only keep the legendary fish

[lament urchin]

or maybe save for fair

[lime sparrow]

Guys help I was in ice caves then I got into slime hell😭

[halcyon abyss]

Kill em

[frank kayak]

imagine if you got a purple star legend fish?

[lime sparrow]

They had so much ho

Hp*

[halcyon abyss]

People have done it

[frank kayak]

staircase if you're in trouble

[lime sparrow]

What does that do

[lament urchin]

staircase is just next floor

[spring bison]

||Slime Charmer Ring||, Get it. If you equip if then you won't ||die to the slimes||.

[tropic forge]

I just got a Crystal Fruit from a black ball

[halcyon abyss]

Gotta kill 1000 slimes tho

[frank kayak]

but that requires kill a ton of slimes

[spring bison]

Then kill slimes lol

Seems easy enough

[lament urchin]

would be killing a bunch if trying for ||burglar from dust sprite||

[halcyon abyss]

Yeah kill 1000 slimes on year 1 sounds like fun

[near wharf]

cheese > life elixir

[spring bison]

Kill ||Dust Sprites|| first then ||Slime||

[tropic forge]

Why won't this dumb ghost DIE

[halcyon abyss]

Weak weapon

[spring bison]

So you get the ||Burglar's Ring||, Once you've done this. Kill em slimes for loot

[gray gull]

you need revive him to defeat them smh you cant kill whats already dead

[tropic forge]

oh my u right

Completely forgot 🙄

[lime sparrow]

Open up Clint👿👿

[gray gull]

so just shout LIVE DAMN YOU LIVE

[past bronze]

no]

[tropic forge]

I got solar essence and a refined quartz

Are those relevant?

[lime sparrow]

Why

[halcyon abyss]

Is that your first solar essence?

[tropic forge]

yes

[past bronze]

because no

[halcyon abyss]

Donate it to the cc

Unless youre doing joja run

[tropic forge]

screw joja

[halcyon abyss]

Good

[tropic forge]

and screw the mayor

"50% off coupons"

[lime sparrow]

Please I need my geodes opened

[modest ruin]

Fk joja

Joja is for bums

[tropic forge]

I'm gonna rip your coupons in half from the 50% line

[gray gull]

smh i wish we had a nice person who owned the local store Pierre sucks

[tropic forge]

What's wrong with Pierre?

[halcyon abyss]

[gray gull]

greedy like very greedy

also he wants to run a company like joja that overruns local stores

[tropic forge]

how mean

No longer supporting Pierre either >:)

[simple grove]

if i have a gate seperating two pens, and one pen has grass but the other one doesn't, will opening the pen door cause the animals without grass to path towards the other pen?

[halcyon abyss]

I only use pierre because his seeds are cheaper

[halcyon abyss]

Yes

[potent rain]

You should unlock the ||mushroom boxes as a crafting recipy|| either when ||demetrius makes em on your farm|| or ||when you get in the one on gi||

[halcyon abyss]

Ok

[potent rain]

But we're not. CA if you see this what do you say

[tough gulch]

What do I do with my first wheat harvest? Should I keep it to grind later, or sell it to help pay for the building itself?

[halcyon abyss]

Wheat isnt even a good selling crop to be honest

Unmilled or milled

I never even buy the mill cause its useless

[near wharf]

why does the wiki sometimes call the mines the dangerous mines lol

[potent rain]

Whatever floats your boat. ||You might want to keep 10 for cc||

[tropic forge]

Why do people say it's hard to get coal? Just kill black bouncy ball

[halcyon abyss]

Basically

[spring bison]

No ||Burglar's Ring|| lmao

[potent rain]

Yeah till you need a couple thousands of them

[spring bison]

Imagine not having ||Burglar's Ring||

[keen burrow]

coal is not hard to get
but one point in the game you just want 999 of coal fast as possible and no one wants to grind that much

[modest ruin]

tbf, it costs one coal per bar and you can only smelt one at a time so it does get painful

I also think its dumb that the charcoal kiln only gives you 1 coal each time but then again all of those things give one at a time

wish i could buy coal from some npc who sells near the mines

clint selling ores but not coal, fishy

[tough gulch]

I'm mainly getting wheat so I can make flour later, and to grind my farming skill

[keen burrow]

clint sells coal

[lime sparrow]

I escaped the mine with 2 hp

[modest ruin]

Thats cap

[analog flax]

i feel like i’m doing stuff so wrong like i’m not making enough money or doing enough so the game gets boring

[modest ruin]

No way he sells coal

How did i miss that

[modest ruin]

How are you making money?

imo the best way to make money early game especially is tea saplings :))

[halcyon abyss]

You actually didnt know clint sold coal?

[modest ruin]

i must be blind

I didnt know that

[analog flax]

i’m year one fall, i’ve made 250k and i make money by cranberries in the greenhouse and soon making wine, and then i just do the most selling crops

[past bronze]

hmm ima go the joja route again.

[halcyon abyss]

[modest ruin]

Take it this way, play the way you want, and if that isnt working out for you, try other playstyles, maybe its speeding through cc bundles, or flooring the skull caverns, even trying to get every npc to like 4-6 hearts of friendship

Dont force yourself to always make money or to always worry about farming

You can do so much more to prevent burnout

[tough gulch]

The wiki isn't perfectly clear, am I supposed to wait for rain to get a stergeon?

[halcyon abyss]

Yes

[keen burrow]

no

[delicate robin]

Lmao

[modest ruin]

No

[keen burrow]

rain is not needed for sturgeon

[modest ruin]

Go to mountain lake

Then fish in summer

Or winter

Then you have chance of catching sturgeon

Also cast the line to the max

[halcyon abyss]

Strange

[keen burrow]

sturgeon has a time frame though

[modest ruin]

It does

[keen burrow]

i think its 5 or 7 pm

[modest ruin]

Idr what it is though

[keen burrow]

i forgot

[tough gulch]

lol I've been doing that for the last 2 days until 7pm, but no dice

[halcyon abyss]

I guess i just remember catching it in the rain lmao

[south scroll]

Why no one here bothered to check wiki and prefer to spread misinformation

[modest ruin]

I found its 6 am to 7 pm for sturgeon

[halcyon abyss]

Ah rain just increases the chance

[modest ruin]

We arent spreading misinformation…

[tough gulch]

I'm even fishing towards the sunken wood log where there's red squares on the map in the wiki

[modest ruin]

What i said was entirely true

[halcyon abyss]

I just checked to see if i was actually wrong😔

[south scroll]

One person said this, other said that, maybe not misinformation, but confusion

[strong scarab]

kinda rude dam

[past bronze]

beaverdam

[south scroll]

Ok, true

I need to get off Discord

[modest ruin]

Have you been going on days where you have better luck?

[near wharf]

where can i get a lot of omni geodes

[south scroll]

Way too bad of a mood

[modest ruin]

Skull caverns

[past bronze]

or just mines.

[near wharf]

i was really hoping i wouldnt have to go back there

😔

[modest ruin]

Well, skull caverns has lots of iridium

[marble igloo]

do you want the hat

[modest ruin]

So you will need to go back anyway

[keen burrow]

you can buy it from sandy as well

[modest ruin]

^

Oasisss is the place to go

[tough gulch]

I've been going on consecutive days, not really paying attention to the tv

[modest ruin]

She has starfruits too, big money if you harvest

[near wharf]

im waiting for winter to get an even better hat

blob hat

[modest ruin]

Try to go on your more luckier days

[marble igloo]

omgg

[near wharf]

might make 2 and put one on my horse

[marble igloo]

have you got the dinosaur hat it's my favourite thing in the world

U CAN PUT HATS ON HORSES

[halcyon abyss]

Yes

[spring bison]

no

[frank kayak]

shh

[modest ruin]

||i said that when i made it to floor 99|| then came back the next day

[halcyon abyss]

Im really hoping youre joking

[modest ruin]

Sorry sorry

[near wharf]

im mid-game and every time i went there i died

[marble igloo]

who do i trust

[frank kayak]

this is New farmers

[marble igloo]

that is so awful

[halcyon abyss]

Desert isnt post cc

[modest ruin]

Tbf from floor 50 onwards its pretty much between mid and end game

[frank kayak]

You have to use ||

[spring bison]

I am not joking

[halcyon abyss]

Good

[south scroll]

Ee

[past bronze]

omg

[marble igloo]

thats amazing

[modest ruin]

Yes, desert is whenever you can get bus done

[halcyon abyss]

Also that is fucking terrifying

[modest ruin]

Blob masks so crepu

[halcyon abyss]

Agreed

[past bronze]

blob is amazing

[spring bison]

deal with it

[marble igloo]

how do you put it on so you just click it with the hat

do

[south scroll]

FYI you can't remove hats from horse, just replace

[modest ruin]

You put it in the bin

[marble igloo]

lol good to know

[halcyon abyss]

You can remove the hat if you are holding another it doesnt put the other one on

[lethal wave]

[near wharf]

i saw ble dripped out with the blob hat and ive wanted it since

[desert zinc]

you can, when you interact with it for another hat it gets rid of the current one, clicking it agai actually puts the hat on

[modest ruin]

Dilapidated penis

[south scroll]

Is this 1.5 thing

[halcyon abyss]

No

[marble igloo]

OHH ok good

[delicate robin]

[south scroll]

Huh

[desert zinc]

pretty sure its pre 1.5

[modest ruin]

Why is the mayors shorts in your name 😭

[south scroll]

✨ the more you know ✨

[modest ruin]

I laughed so hard when i did that request

[halcyon abyss]

They are a Desperado

[desert zinc]

Desperado role 😍😍 (aka I spend way too much time in this server)

[halcyon abyss]

Too much time lmao

Jk

[past bronze]

why is his shorts in marnie bedroom?

[desert zinc]

no i agree

[south scroll]

I wonder why

[modest ruin]

That question must have been sarcasm

[halcyon abyss]

Yeah

[delicate robin]

💀

[modest ruin]

The real question is how did he leave marnies room without those shorts

[spring bison]

ever heard of fucking relationships and affairs?

[modest ruin]

And why did he forget he didnt have those shorts

[halcyon abyss]

Lmao

[delicate robin]

AYO?!

[south scroll]

Speaking of purple shorts, I always use it to blackmail lewis at the fair

[desert zinc]

i made it to shepherd in around a month and many people who weren't in the gameplay chats were confused on where tf did i come from

[past bronze]

bro running with no pants at night time

[south scroll]

Why bother trying to win

[modest ruin]

Dude ran around mooning people

[south scroll]

If you get free points

[modest ruin]

Imagine being mooned by the mayor

[halcyon abyss]

Basically how im going right now

[delicate robin]

PHAHHAHAH

[modest ruin]

Just cause he wanted to get jiggie with marnie

[past bronze]

im dying wtf

[gray gull]

dont worry i know cpr

[modest ruin]

also, lets not forget marnie is the owner of the ranch, and you are telling me he didnt want to pet the animals but instead became an animal

like wheres the sense in that mayor lewis?

[delicate robin]

😀

[past bronze]

my poor stardew valley game play

[modest ruin]

#boycotting all clothes stores so mayor lewis doesnt mess with marnie again

[gritty wraith]

the 12:40 am bush thing is hilarious tbh

[past bronze]

?

explain

[spring bison]

@halcyon abyss

[gritty wraith]

no one explain

i need furzona to see it for himself

[past bronze]

explain wtf-

[modest ruin]

Why so many blobs

[halcyon abyss]

[marble igloo]

that is so scary

[spring bison]

I'll eventually fill my inventory fully with the mask

[past bronze]

bruh

[modest ruin]

im scared of those blobs

[spring bison]

Just wait

[near wharf]

is it better to craft mega bombs or buy them

[lament urchin]

buying is easier

[spring bison]

Buying, Craft em if you get the resources at ||SC||

[gritty wraith]

@past bronze

right click this bush at exactly 12:40 am

it's left of the bridge which leads to the budb

beach

[near wharf]

ive never heard of this, ill be trying it

[gritty wraith]

lemme know ur reactions

[near wharf]

currently 6:40 am will update

[lament urchin]

would you need the note first?

[spring bison]

||This is enough for 169||

[gritty wraith]

i don't think so

[gritty wraith]

💣

[marble igloo]

please let me know what happens with the bush im lazy

[gritty wraith]

I'm surprised little people know about this

[spring bison]

nothing suspicious

[solemn plank]

oh that bush

[past bronze]

oh I forgot about tha

nvm ik

[lament urchin]

Cause no one wants to stay up until 12:40 to click on a bush

[gritty wraith]

i do

[spring bison]

I will

I haven't clicked the bush yet

[gritty wraith]

i pass out half the time anyway

[spring bison]

I will do it now

[gritty wraith]

going to sleep is overrated passing out is >

also I hit yr 2 yey

[near wharf]

holy my pigs are grown now and theyre fat

[past bronze]

they chunky

[spring bison]

Waiting for the clock to hit 12:40

[gritty wraith]

1st year:
600k
4 barns 1 coop
mining 10 farming 10 combat 9 foraging 8 fishing 9

[lament urchin]

4 barns?

[spring bison]

What animals bro

[gritty wraith]

i have a lot of cows

[spring bison]

bruh

[gritty wraith]

and one of them is pigs

[lament urchin]

poor hay

[gritty wraith]

yeah

do animals need hay over non winter seasons

[past bronze]

BRUH I WAS LEGIT NEAR MY BED AND PASSED OUT

[gritty wraith]

or just grass outside

[lament urchin]

depends if they eat grass

[past bronze]

oh nvm

[gritty wraith]

i only have cows and pigs

[past bronze]

yay im good

[lament urchin]

as - depends if there is grass for them to eat

[gray gull]

i gave Evelyn a chocolate cake since she deserves it

[marble igloo]

has it happened

[spring bison]

Yes

[marble igloo]

was it super worth it

[tropic forge]

Just got my Harvey to 2 hearts :)

[spring bison]

So apparently 2 NPCs can walk on water

[marble igloo]

wtf

[tropic forge]

I assume one is the wizard?

[spring bison]

Nope

[tropic forge]

WHAT

[gray gull]

its evelyn

[spring bison]

Just 2 old npcs

[silent kayak]

||its marnie n lewis lol|| bush spoiler

[tropic forge]

Oh, yeah. The wizard who can casually relocate himself instantly without struggle, can't walk on water, but old people can

[gray gull]

wait that means only 1 can walk on water the other is disabled

[tropic forge]

I haven't had rain in 18 days now ;-;

[marble igloo]

😭

[tropic forge]

Going to sleep, then checking the forcast for day 19

Oh

Tomorrow is the Flower Dance

[near wharf]

i still dont understand why eating raw cheese is better than using it for pizza

what logic is that

[past bronze]

raw cheese..

[rain rapids]

Cheeseeee

[gray gull]

i wonder what happens if you ||have a child then divorce||

[rain rapids]

Freshh cheese

@gray gull ||I think the child stays with you afterwards||

[past bronze]

can I wear mayors shorts

[rain rapids]

@past bronze ya :D

[past bronze]

how

[gray gull]

||put it in the potluck||

[rain rapids]

There's a hacky thingy with staircase to make them

[past bronze]

explain.

[rain rapids]

Non way is to tailor them with a gold bar on the sewing machine

I think

[near wharf]

i right clicked the bush and nothing happened

it just shakes a bit

[rain rapids]

Wha

[gray gull]

also how is clint not single in the relations tab

smh i want realism in this game

[novel kayak]

because clint is a nice guy

he'd have to code in "single derogatory)" lol wait is that too mean

[past bronze]

why

[marble igloo]

clint is the worst

[mighty gorge]

clint is creepy

[rain rapids]

@mighty gorge factsss

[past bronze]

ima marry shane

final choice.

[gray gull]

nice

[rain rapids]

His relationship with Emily is the worse 😫

[novel kayak]

I hate it so much

[mighty gorge]

flop

[rain rapids]

Haley thoo

[marble igloo]

good choice

[mighty gorge]

i dont like haley

[novel kayak]

so I give him the extra copper ore I have laying around

[past bronze]

I love haley, seb, anddd emily and shane.

[rain rapids]

@past bronze u have great taste :)

[marble igloo]

ur crazy

just for loving haley

[rain rapids]

Nahh 😭😭

[past bronze]

haley is sweet when you get to know her

[gray gull]

why do ping people instead of replying to them like this

[marble igloo]

i don't think i've ever got past 2 hearts

[rain rapids]

Just give her a crap ton of sunflowers and shells

[gray gull]

i have never got past 0 hearts

[past bronze]

linus is obv the best tho

[rain rapids]

Just realized I can do that lol :")

[past bronze]

im gone

[rain rapids]

I'm not all there sometimes 🥲😫

[past bronze]

bro its winter and I wanna buy more barns and coops

[lime sparrow]

I hate pikes they won’t stay still they keep going up down so fast

[past bronze]

they go zoom

[rain rapids]

Zoom zoom broom broom

[tropic forge]

😭 Harvey rejected me at the dance

[past bronze]

you need atleast 4 hearts with harvey