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In SOS, I have stacks of minerals and decided to sell it and gave me 100k
Lol. I feel that
You just know this now?
Yeah, seems like a joja stan tbh.
I thought he just liked their drinks but now that I think about it... he's a joja stan.
Welp sucks for him, I'm fixing up the cc.
Yeah, fuck sam
Joja stan ๐คฎ
If only there's rivalry in the game and when you marry the girl, the rival will be angry, aka SAM
Haley's into alex
when Im going marry penny, I always imagine him on shambles
Whos sam paired to?
Haha I'm marrying Alex soon suck it popular girl.
imagine if you married alex you can't befriend haley
penny
who's abby paired to?
Sebastian.
How the heck do he pair to penny again?
Penny got a fucking joja stan? Oh dear...
Alex + Haley is kinda Jock with Cheerleader thing
Wait who's Har- nevermind.
My favorite villager to marry is Emily. Iโm most like her irl tbh
Who is Shane even paired with?
Leah + Elliott coz both artist
they're childhood friends
Emily I think @gusty patio
homie was about to ask who's harvey ๐
Damn, I thought Penny was older than Sam.
EMILY!?!?! FUCKING EMILY!?!?!
Apparently Emily?
Fuckin Emily hahaha
HOW THE FU-
IKR!!
I love Emily! But my favorite 14 heart event is Samโs
ah yes it's Emily, I always saw them together
Why a drunk man grt near a hippie
Who is marnie paired with? ๐
watching the river flow
Lewis.
homosexuality yaaay
@cobalt hare the chicken
AYO-
I meant Emily but sure, that works.
oh
Marnie deserve better, she should be with marlon
Yes, Marnie x Marlon for the win.
@gusty patio You leveled up to Cowpoke. You can now speak in our voice channels and share images in all channels!
He likes marnie too
YYEEEAAAAAHHHHHHH
Noice
Congrats, Cowpoke!
I CAN SHARE CREEPY CLINT'S DIALOGUE
Wait do I share it at new-farmers or seasoned-
Eh, I'll share it at new since it can happen in first year of winter.
Ok... Maybe I'm no longer against Emily x Shane....
You're so hopeless
It's at least better than Clint x Emily.
chokes
and emily 20 smth?
HE'S 40!?!? GODDAMN 20 YEAR AGE GAP-
LMAO
meh
should I chill and breed my pigs or just buy some more
oh! I didn't know it was a new thing, though now that you say that, I vaguely remember losing my stuff during my first play-through
I DON'T KNOW HOW OLD HE IS I THINHK
clint could be early 30's
He doesn't look that old tho
his creepy lil eyes
Could be this
yes but google
what in god's name is slightly legal
I don't want to know.
those are just estimated ages by the steam community
i guess we'll never know
still doe
If Clint is 40, and been living in Pelican Town, then he saw Emily as a toddler before and then literally fell in love, just like that?
...
Those ages aren't confirmed, they're just people's fan theories.
ah
yuh
I see.
Doesn't make Clint any less creepy though...
i know people's parents who have a 30 year age gap so
At least to me.
Oh damn.
oh my
Since this is your second reference to underage sexual relationships, I'll ask that you please stop making those comments.
Alright, gotcha.
there's a celebrity here in my country with a like 50 year age gap?
as long as they're both consenting adults it's technically fine
or 60
Imma delete it so that ppl don't become uncomfortable when they see it.
Until what day can I plant potatoes in spring?
any day but they won't be fully grown post 23rd
fr tho don't they take like 6 days
b4 23rd.
I agree, Sam is blinded by the joja cola I betcha.
hello
hi
Hello chrxs, welcome to the server.
what triggers the community center cutscene? thought it was just a day 5 thing
Not mine (idk who made this, but super useful)
To open the Community Center, the player must enter Pelican Town from the Bus Stop on a day when it is not raining, from Spring 5th onward, between 8:00 am and 1:00 pm. Entering town from another direction, at another time, or on a rainy day, will not trigger the cutscene. In multiplayer, the host must trigger the cutscene.
I'm good, boutta do my first eveer run of || Skull Cavern, I think I'm supposed to spoiler tag anything mentioning Skull cavern right? ||
Hi
Yep, you got it
does skull cavern have end?
It doesn't I believe.
idk I have only reach 100
it does
fr?
at [insert very very large number here]
like?
basically integer limit
Good luck brother.
thx๐
have fun going down over 2 million levels per second
itโs impossible without cheats๐
thank ya
ik๐
or just get time freeze

Hopefully chrxs doesn't go insane from going down all those levels. || Skull Cavern changes a man /hj ||
who the heck is going ti spend his time going at this level๐
time freeze + cheats I mean
who knows we will find out
oh my bad
mods are o ly usable on pc?
only*
on mobile too
pc and android
I already forgot.
well I can't buy it rn lmao
oh good
summer sale
but sale ends July 7th
currently $9 but normally $15
summer sale

I have deleted steam in my pc๐
just download it again
I'm on summer holidays
or get sdv through browser
๐
install it
I will see what I can't do lmao
I will do it layer I'm bored now
you're not supposed to mention that here anyways ๐
layer
later*
ok...then why did you bring it up?
8 dollars we told you already
it's 9
I didn't asked twice ๐
8.99

jesus christ
nice pfp
HENLO PANDFA
bad spelling + anime pfp? this is hell
COME BACKK
my spelling it's fine I just type quick and press wrong laters
letters**
laters
skull
my bad

Yeah your spelling is fine. Very fine. It isn't your spelling, it's your grammar too but I'm not one to judge lmao I usually type ot instead of to because of quickie fingers
emojis in this server are awesome
DW it's fine. Are you new to stardew valley?
arson
yes indeed 

also do u know smt called dyslexia?
ye
Hey, can someone tell me how to use the crab pot pls? I've never done it before and I somehow can't place it in the ocean?
I have that shit so I dint think you should be so much rude? dint you think?
you should be able to place them in the ocean, and after that place bait in them so next day they catch something
HECK YEA I CAN
I will teach you the wonder of crabpots
well I tried to place it but it won'T let me xD
me?
Sorry, didn't know
crabpots 
Barely use the crabpots...
ye
it's ok
Is the tile red?
yes sir
what platform are you on?

yes
I recommend getting the game and playing it
then you can't place it there
Try a bit closer to the water
I have it in my phone but I'm bored to play it and I will download it in pc later
it has to be next to the shore/pier or wherever
cause I'm too bored now
It doesnt matter if i am on the platform or not it won't I tried different locations and it stays red
oh aight
I never had troubles placing down crabpots even in my first time
no I mean like pc, console, or mobile? xD
no they meant like r u on pc, console yk
I have the night market curently maybe that's why?
ohhh yeah
Bruh
that's probably why
oh sorry xD pc
Facepalm moment
ah yeah that could be why
alright thanks xD

Once you got kitchen you can turn the cheap fish from crabpots to a lot of sashimi so you could recover stamina

Oh did you also know
already have the kitchen lol
the gay pants
Something Alex wears for the male farmer /hj
if you didn't get xp from crab pots that would just make then even more useless
Coz fishing sucks
kind of yeah but It's alright still don't do it often lol
Good, enjoy the stream of sashimi, it'll be a really good energy source
Damn, I forgot about sashimi.
Thank you will try that ^^
Wait hold on checks if Sashimi is better than Salad
Save things like lobster
Nevermind, Salad's way better.
Those actually fetch a good price
also 
But you can eat multiple sashimi
Also I struggle with energy when I'm in the mines I'll just eat lots of field snacks and that's it lmao
Why bother buying salad
you can also eat multiple salad
uh
are you ok
You can get free sashimi
yeah but it's not worth it
You can cook thwm
Looks at Emily's 0 heart
Okay I'm done, got it out of my system
thank you for coming to my tedtalk
Crabpots is just underrated, y'know
It deserves respect
Fuck those people who says angler skill tree is better than crabpots skill tree
๐คจ
I will always pick luremaster

Hi
Hello again Hammy.
I didn't think anyone noticed me the first time
I think I did.
If you want people to notice you, say something controversial
Uhhh...
Shane is a very good marriage candidate! He's one of the best! You should aim for him more than any other candidate! Sebastian and Abigail are to be avoided. (DISCLAIMER: This is a joke, I do not stand by any of this.)
Quick learner eh? Lmao
haley is better
listen to iroka
This message is just what you see at a Chinese restaurant on one of those papers that give you a message abt when you were born
Haley is the best wife.
Just call me Kami lol.
Emily is the worst wife. That's why she lives with Haley, so they complement eachother.
Curious how best and worst wife are family.
Haley is one of the worst wives ever! (DISCLAIMER: This is another joke, I do not stand by this. I am neutral with Haley but shall not slander her.)
too many people hate haley
bc they are noobs and so soft that reading "nice shoes, are they made of plastic?" hurts them
I'm just waiting for 10 hearts with all villagers then I'll marry her right after
(this is a factual statement)
I like jazz
if we can slander haley i can slander haley haters
Lewis is such a great guy! He doesn't have any intimate relationships with anybody in town! Especially Marnie! Oh my gosh I just loooveee Lewis. I'm Suuucchhh a lewis stan (DISCLAIMER: This is another joke to get people talking, I do not stand by this whatsoever and if I ever do slightly agree with this, you all have permission to kill me on sight.)
Haley is just misunderstood
It's hard to move from a wealthy family in a big city to a small town and not be mad about it
u see, i married abigail bc i married haley on the switch, but i regret it. i must remarry haley. haley and only haley.
Shane on the other hand 
if you get the goth Haley mod i'll agree
Shane sucks 
No.
I like the bimbo haley
he's mean ;p;
So we can be bimboes together
oop
blue eyes are... ๐
'eyes blue, like the atlantic' moment
< Literally anybody else
^
I like Haley cause I know I'd end up approaching her more often if I lived in pelican town irl 
fr tho?
Like, I'd be awesome friends with Abigail but would sure af be into Haley
god she's so scary
SAME ๐
yep yep
problem with that is i'm kinda anti-social so i'd probably just work and sleep all day if it were irl
why does she make those facial expressions
huh-
i don't see anything wrong with it
I'm not
Specially not when it's with women that are into self-care like that. I'd probably compliment her nails, show her mine, then whatever comes next from there.
Trust me always works.
probs bc i prefer haley over her daughter
haley's daughter?
Yeah it would be illegal if you preferred Haley's daughter.
?
@crystal fiber from your status you seem like a developer-
Daughter
I am 
tho its obvious bc i was just talking abt caroline...
i'm currently programming like a yanderedev pls don't hate me lmao
At least you ain't a bitch.
I'm making some boring nodejs stuff to get into Mongo then I'll move on to React
||can i , dm you the screenshot of it since i can't post em in here yet||
idk, i like tea tho
?????????????
lol what
does the tea have some sort of ||weed|| in it
Why not? 
dancing tea man
why not what-
oh i'm not level 5 smh
Why can't you post them here?
sussy
Oooh I see I see 
That's some kinda || meth || tea right there.
it's sad
hello chat
hi
lol
spiked
LOL
did someone drug you-
are these good levels for year 1?
year 1 winter^^
(don't actually just fish, just do what you do most often)
I have a job interview in 3 days
I hope I get it so I can finally start working in my field.
good luck!
what sort of work you chasing?
Good luck Lily! Were all rooting for you!
Web Development (JavaScript, MERN Stack).
hope you get it!
Thanks
I hope so indeed. I'm trying to get as much experience as possible cause I wanna move to Spain after graduating. And well, better have experience. More opportunities.
i wish i could get a job in programming smh
good luckkkk
it'd be awesome
โจ
You can though. Not necessarily making discord bots but automation is a great field.
sorry to interrupt chat but if a plant takes 13 days to grow, and i plant it on the 15th of the season, will it be ready on the 28th or will it die when the season changes?
Who's this guy again?
which crop are you trying to plant 
๐ i am going to yeet kent for asking me for a starfruit on the goddamn 15th
well not yet i can't, i haven't done college yet and i intend to pretty soon (so far i've just been selling discord bots for money, one of em sold for $300 which i thought was pretty dang good)

Then even better. Experience before college is already a big perk.
nah it will be ready on 28th
are you sure bc i only have the one seed,
It won't tho 
some of my friends are in college and sometimes i help then with nerd homework, lol
the planting day is included in the count according to stardew valley planner at least
"just buy more" no. no i will not
how do i keep ending up in new farmers thinking i am in seasoned
Dunno why but I thought Elliot was super duper gay at the start of playing Stardew.
pantry bundle not completed?
new farmers can have little a ruhi as a treat
the entire pantry or does a specific bundle give starfruit seeds
OH. the greenhouse
ye
yeah im missing literally 2 items from completion ๐ฅด
literally forgot speed gro is a thing bc i never use it
๐
I mean, if you plant parsnips on the 1st, they grow on the 5th. The days are 0-indexed which means is "days to grow plus the planting day"
If the plantation day was included, parsnips planted on the 1st would grow on the 4th.
Wait what's speed-gro again...
does what it says on the tin, it makes crops grow faster

i thhhhink the best speed gro is a 33% increase in growth speed?
eh no? 1,2,3 and its ready on 4th which would mean 3 days while the description says 4 days
43% if you have the one perk
Oh wait, profit..
Should probably use it for the || Sweet gem berry, this counts as spoiler right? ||
Oh, thought it was.
Mon 1, Tue 2, Wed 3, Thu 4, Fri 5 (Harvest day).
and you cannot get rare seeds in fall
Doesn't it say all of fall...?
honestly beyond season quests like kent's i dont bother w speed gro bc like. im gonna play 25 days anyway ykwim
yeah 1,2,3,4 - 4 days
Days to grow plus plantation day 

yeah if you plant on 15th, it will be ready on 28th, add 13 to 15 like you would add 4 to 1 for this parsnip example
You have a picture like this, but for cauliflower?
the wiki has it
wiki has it for each crop

this makes no sense to me, gomen, dyscalculia moment
ok
\o/ update i figured it out
15th to 28th
the wiki shows for 1st to 14th
Right. If you 0-index 13 you get 14. Planted on the 15th it will go over.
but 15th to 28th will be the same
My mind hurts from this for some reason... So I can plant cauliflower twice..?
honestly more confused now ๐ญ


Starfruit takes 13 days after plantation day to grow. Not 13 days including the plantation day.
ruhi and lily be on my shoulders whispering conflicting information in my ears
I'm very sorry but I need a "explain it to me like I'm in elementary" for this shit...
yeah but take this image for 1st to 14th and apply the same for 15th to 28th because same amount of days

what are we talking about lmao
this solves what we are arguing about
Plantation thingie majiggies
if you plant a starfruit on 15th, will it be ready on 28th
Dunno, I'm not big brain enough for this. Ask Ruhi and Lily abt it.
bruh my stardew didnt save and it restarts to 2 days before

Same.
lily is saying that the 13 days of starfruit does not include the day you plant the seed
i litteraly got a diamond ad 2 rubies in fishing treasure haha
while i am saying it does
so am i safe to plant my starfruit or not 
you should be

if you want to be doubly sure then use a speed gro
We need to conduct an experiment for this shit...
That calendar counts it as if you re-planted the starfruit on the day of harvest.
This shit is like the science fair.
no that calender is from 1st to 14th of summer
See first week has two seeds on Mon-Tue.
man i miss science fair. i never participated and failed it every year but i miss it
the full calender
Where do you fish?
Just gonna put in random emotes cause my brain is comprehending this like it's an algebra problem.


at the forest place, the lake thing
1st being the day the seed was planted, 14th being the day it was replanted

Wait I think I got it
so if you plant it on 15th, then you will get the starfruit on 28th


Near the wizard tower?
unless you forget to water it on the day you planted it ig
yup
My mind is fucking crying...
๐
same. same

i restarted the fishing and got the ancient doll instead
Pufferpain.

Anyway gotta get back to work
It was a pleasure discussing 0-indexing and stardew planning with y'all.
๐ bye
You really only planned with Ruhi I think but alright. And bye!
Ruhi hi 
do yall pronounce joja like joja or like yoya
lily hi 

yoda 
๐จ
Feel like pronouncing it incredibly hard.
Alright, figured out how to make the pronunciation hard (I guess?)
"ziyo-ziysha"
bro it hasn't rained here since day 14 (I'm on the 19th)
By getting back to work I meant switching from my computer to mobile. I work from home 
the what
hope you have fun at the job or smth ig 
Pronouncing it like my friend's special language for censoring swear words.
It's better than Pecklat or Shumukulong.
i am so confused
I wonโt
But Iโll make money 
Or that Heplagaundi.
irokamisho out here with the conlangs

Just making up random pronunciations for ziyo-ziysha (joja)
bai bai
yeah i am just gonna 
Ruhi no
heh?

๐ช

Ruhi your name smells like cream cheese and it feels like eating cream cheese when pronounced.
Nice texture
wha
synesthesia?
Officially gonna pronounce Joja as "Ziyo-ziysha" for the purpose of confusion and getting strange looks.


was thinking the same
๐คจ

๐ค


sebastian for sure
๐
Haley
i snorted irl
Blueberries
i cant ever get enough money and upgrades in steam so im super late to plant blueberries and then dont have enough for cranberries so i just delete the save and start again anyone got any tips to get good money in spring (im growing cauliflower and parsnips and the 4 spring crops for the community centre thing i also grow some strawberries aswell)
if yk what i mean
It's a tie between that
ussy and
ussy
no gif embed in my house ๐
spring not steam
fishing
need to get to level 5
Fish till 10 PM.
dont need good money honestly unless you really want to rush things, i dont upgrade anything besides axe + pickaxe until like fall lmao
argue a little more about about crop planting and harvesting with us 
i fish till 12:30 and pray i make it back to bed intime ๐ญ
NO NO NO NO-
ight cos im tryna get like 20k and an upgraded watering can before summer
NO MY MIND IS GONNA MELT AND HAVE AN ANEURYSM
what about the crops??
...youre What

yea in spring
its possible
Water them then fish till 10 pm.
did you planting strawberries with speed gro gives an extra harvest
youre replaying spring y1 until you get a perfect run?
I am not even on spring yet.
how
I'm here lazing around in Winter trying to prepare for || Skull cavern ||
wait until you find out about the seasons after spring
good luck
I am on year 2.
nice
Dies in only just getting a barn and coop in winter year 2
play the game at your own pace

I don't want to talk about my slow progress. I was blinded by love.
cute
personally i am blinded by trying to do everything at once
hope you found love
Looks at the amount of sashimi, frozen tears and quartz I gave to Sebastian
im sorry what
also i hate skull cavern i still havent gotten a pris shard and i am screaming
Yup, hubby gave me amethyst and coffee. Best boy fr.
๐ relatable
I am slow.
so tru
ok
yall are doing gifts other than frozen tears?
caught me off guard thats all
I don't want to talk about the amount of hours I waited for Sebastian to go to the kitchen.
i jsut get like 30 of them KJGAWGJKAG
the way thay i have 70hrs of sdv on steam but ive never made it past y1 summer ๐ญ wtf-
also relatable
I am a fishing addict and I hate the mines.
WHAT
Bot
fucking emo ass vampire stays in his basement all day
we can say fuck words?
pufferpains in fainting TWICE in the mines and losing my obsidian edge
i was out here trying not to swear 
ah me outside seb's door on his birthday๐คฃ

i think there is no rule about not cursing at all but preferable not to curse at other users or smth like that
mild and not towards others
Try checking out #old-rules ?
so how many cauliflowers and parsnips should i place down
??
250 hours and ive only gotten to like. year 3 or 4 lmao
its impossible
depends on where you are in the game?
KAHSSKSJSKSJS ITS CAUSE IVE PLAYED WITH 4 DIFFERENT FRIEND GROUPS BUT THEY ALL GET BORED OF THE GAME
Damn, I'm approaching 200 hours.
GOD I FELT THIS
unless you literally just sat on main screen
ah so that's why i have become more soft last 2 months
i just want to be a farm girl smh ๐ญ
HOWWWWW im like 30 hrs and im year 2
now it all makes sense
mans has never heard of multiple saves before
spring first year im restarting over and over till i get enough money to make big drug farm
๐ญ ๐ญ
BRO YOU SPEED RUNNING THIS GODDAMN GAME-
get strawberries ๐ญ ๐ญ
I mean... get yo bag ig.
benis out here sleeping at 6.00 pm daily
i mean if you sleep early then its easily possible
i guess
He sleeps at 3 in the morning tf you mean?
how many?
i sleep at 10 pm
My man dedicated his life to Stardew
as many as you can water without passing out
only 30 hours of his life
sometimes 12

Oh.
hello panda
sometimes 1. its always random
I sleep at like... 1 or 2.
pand
ok ill try
ruh
LMFAO
I used to sleep at 3, 4 or 5.
at 10?! i thought it was good to drag it out as close to 2am- ๐
yall ever let crops that are ready to harvest sit for a day or 2 bc theyre not all ready for harvest at the same time and it bothers you
I don't want to talk about how fucked my sleep schedule used to be.
ive been up for 22 hours currently which is not much but its dishonest work
Before, now I just take them because I hate waiting.
me on first playthrough
You're talking about in game..?

i did this with tulips because they looked pretty ๐คฉ
how did you even survive
wait this convo became about irl? 
I survive on eggs.
if theyre different crops no, but like when my potatoes r out of sync (for whatever reason) ill let them there lol
Yes... Eats chips and chugs down maple syrup
i mean irl i sleep at 3,4 am only
i usually sleep at 8 or 9 am ๐ญ
Irl?
yes
omg wait what time is it for everyone?
Goddamn. Benjamin take some Valium.
k im gonna go try get good run for drug farm for the 8th time
It's 11:21 PM.
dw bc i take sleep meds. its just that i take them at 8 or 9 am
Jesus fucking christ, I'll make you take them at 9 PM.
i think id cry
I nearly thought your bio was Bigbangs BANG BANG BANG lyrics.
oh slayy, its 3:22am for me ๐
sleeep ๐ญ

At least you get to sleep at normal people's time.
same time zone gang
welcome........ what time do you sleep?
Goddamn.
11.21 am here
I also think I slept at 6:00 AM once...
1-3am I just woke up its 11 am
You in america or smth?
oh wait nvm you sajd pm not am ignore mee
never heard of this \o/

๐
Damn, I'm with americans.
8:23 where I am
Oh, It's a K-POP song (Don't come after me. I'm not a parasocial stan.)
its 11:23 am rn for me
are you american???? ewwwwwww
sushhh๐คฃ
Sips an ungodly amount of maple syrup Asian here, are there any other asians here?
trigger warning: american
i am somewhere in the world 
boutta get this tatted on my forehead
Don't ask why I'm sipping maple syrup. I know it's for the canadians but it's been like 5 years since I ate pancakes ok?
not revealing where because two people have tried to figure out where i live... for some reason 
oh naur ๐ญ
Also I fainted at 6 PM so I might be allowed to stay up late (gotta love strict parents)
ooof have hugs 
Damn... Oh shit I'm getting vietnam flashbacks to some guy

No it's fine fainting is fairly normal for me.
pots?
i meant for strict parents more.........
Looks at the Kami that fainted at like 12 in the afternoon from a headache because of summer
tho ig depends on definition of strict
like 30 ish% iirc
Dunno, must be the headaches. Summer here is a REAL REAL BITCH.
summer? y'all have summer? /hj
My country keeps breaking an all time high for temperature ๐๐
this convo has gotten so off topic 
SO SDV HAHH
do we live in the same country

all i have is summer 
the conversation never stays on topic
Perhaps-
Plays "BAYANG MAGILIW, PERLAS NG SILANGAN"
nah nvm we don't
philippines?
nah not asean, more close continent wise
uh fave character non marriage and marriage idk
also siblings because am gorl
How did you know? Sarcasm
robin and sebastian
second this
<-- sees malay often enough to id it
tho non marriage there are a lot
(not demetrius)
Linus and... oh fuck... IT'S A TIE BETWEEN SEBASTIAN AND ELLIOT (Maybe alex to but he's kinda misogynistic)
demetrius
Oh.
if you mean someone with heart events and stuff then robin
Demetrius is ๐คฎ
thoughts on shane. personally i hope he dies
if not then 
Good friend, Shit husband.
Hello :)
he gets better as you progress with him and reason for acting as such (its not an excuse but i can understand)
welcome<3 how are ya?
I will do anything for the others but Shane... yeah no take my left overs instead.
ive done 14 hearts and still despise him LMAO
oh nvm then
Welcome Froggie!
Forg
welcome 

Im good hru
I didn't know there was a pride frog here.
Hii :D
:0 frogs are cute

They are :0
My mom finds frogs disgusting and ugly lol

Wants to get a pet frog
How dare she

your mom is WRONG
rainbow slime
Whenever she sees a frog she's like "UGH! deadname get away from the frog!"
Rude
desgostang
i agree
How much crops do I need to be planting? Idk how to make a lot of money
Told her I wanted a pet frog once and she's like "NO"
What did the frog do to her ๐
Exist.
i'm sorry
a large amount, so more than 6
Nah it's fine, I'm not out to her yet sips starbucks in homophobic and racist parents
just plant a bunch of stuff
yikes

what is frog in y'alls languages? personally... ลผaba
I completely forgot fuck-
Does cauliflower grow in summer?
oh same, my mom is somehow sexist, and she's a woman. you'd think she'd be against that
me who forgot my language 
I think forg in my language is palaka
internalised misogyny is big
I generally speak ancient dwarven
nope
Palaka
dw i have to literally google it every time bc i dont know the alt codes for the accents ๐
Ayo you to?
F Jodi
i don't actually know what that means, but she keeps calling simple things "a man's job" smfh
are rabbits/pigs best
Eyo :D
I have a hard time learning my language lol (Ok but fr, we have so much homophones like gabi and gah-bi)
very off topic and sensitive tbh 
Pigs are very great ๐ฉ
and i don't really have the mindspace to discuss in a lot of detail
indeed
I'm a big stan and idk abt rabbits.
Rabbits aren't good for profits but make nice gifts like rabbit foot. Pigs are amazing
i meant more explaining what internalised misogyny is
tbh i dont think ive ever had a pig
My dad has said very racist and homophobic things so I'll just... throws those sentences away in a vault
mk
just dont have parents 
tho what we are talking about is pretty off topic too ๐
Don't gift rabbit's foot to penny tho. Also pigs are useless in winter since they need ti be outdoors
Haha... sips starbucks in closetted bi-gender bisexual
all i know is plant crop water crop and go fish
SAME ๐
my dad used to say very awful things but thankfully he is dust now 
Yeah. It gets hard for people to understand what you're talking about if you don't know the language very well
geh fischen
Same but go mining instead of fishing
Gonna make a sad-ish joke so.. yeah sorry.
lads should i order food
Balls
thanks will do
no 
I'll go to bed at 4.
definitely not appropriate to talk about here
...
Shit sorry.
I have a lot of shit that's been pent up for years, sorry for making ya'll uncomfortable.
Anyways.
i meant, adding to the list of things i know how to do
After I marry Elliot and Sam, who should I go for next?
harvey
Don't like his moustache but sure.
Better choice than... that man... points at Shane
eugh
krobus, and stay w/ 'em cuz they're the best choice.
basedest take
can u marry krobus tho? i thought it was a roommates sitch
also hi den
I'll marry all the bachelors and bachlorettes on different save files. I'll be roomies with Krobus last.
omg they were roommates etc
i mean it is roommates ye
Because I'm a sucker for romance.
ok but should i order food. i wanna get a hot dog from sonic
Anyways, I haven't decided on the first bachlorette to marry so... who should it be?
Order the food bud.
imo Leah
hot dog
She like's salad right? At least she's pretty easy.
Looks at Emily
ye
oh LMAO im@the same tho- water crops fish and just put random stuff in the container and pray it gives me alot of money
emily is also pretty easy tbh
i misread this as "shes like salad right?" like. how is she like salad.
Hello Ruhi
just need a crystalarium
morning!
henlo pickles
Morning LeeLee!
phrogs
artist?
Oh shit I just found this on google I need to re-trace my steps-
you're top 15 on monthly xp but still no rancher
i will soon get rancher, just need 1-2 days
๐
until the crops grow :)
hii what do i buy to make my melons grow faster i just need 1 more golden watermelon to submit in community center
speed gro
speeed gro
Hello I have returned
will it grow the next day?
Welcome back Benis.
depends on the speed grow you use
its the last day of summer tommorow
guys, i've married haley and abigail who should i marry next?
it does not ๐
also i am in top 10 ๐ญ, pretty sure the top 8 are glitched as well
I nearly read it as the male genitalia.
im thinking i marry haley next.
caroline
DAMN IT... time to dig deeper.
nu chto
i think carolines sweet
Is there a way to do the rain dance in Stardew Valley? It hasn't rained since the 14th and I'm on the 21st, I'm tired of watering.
lmao still no rancher
id marry jodi if i could
Im marrying alex cause he does this 
when i get cowpoke its over for everyone
getting xp is hard and long process 
dont really ask

rain totem
so true bestie. i definitely understand
rain totems
it means 0 care
how do those work
Can't send the froggy pic again cause I can't locate the artist 
Oh, I was joking, but thanks
look it up on saucenao
or tineye
I see a bunch of cute froggy pics and I wanna send them so bad as compensation for my mom's unknown hatred of frogs.
use them and it will rain the next day
awwwww cute
This one has a mushroom hat aaaaaa-
if it's storming on the day you use the totem, the storm will continue the next day
if i buy speed grow will my crops grow the next day?
hi everyone
ok
it says boosts 10% leaf growth
No, they just grow faster.
I just completed the CC :)
speed grow doesnt instantly grow them, it jsut makes them grow faster
Congratulations sid!
What's the recipe?
noooo i have to wait a whole yeaarrr
nice 
Thanks :)
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