#stardew-valley

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gusty patio
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True but my guy has lower standards than me, and that's saying a lot.

meager shadow
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In SOS, I have stacks of minerals and decided to sell it and gave me 100k

south scroll
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You just know this now?

gusty patio
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Yeah, seems like a joja stan tbh.

gusty patio
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Welp sucks for him, I'm fixing up the cc.

cobalt hare
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get noobd

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Sam was really cool man why is he a joja stan

south scroll
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Yeah, fuck sam

gusty patio
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Joja stan ๐Ÿคฎ

meager shadow
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If only there's rivalry in the game and when you marry the girl, the rival will be angry, aka SAM

cobalt hare
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Haley's into alex

meager shadow
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when Im going marry penny, I always imagine him on shambles

south scroll
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Whos sam paired to?

gusty patio
cobalt hare
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imagine if you married alex you can't befriend haley

meager shadow
cobalt hare
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who's abby paired to?

gusty patio
south scroll
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How the heck do he pair to penny again?

cobalt hare
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I am not letting that happen

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She will be praied to me

gusty patio
south scroll
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Alex + Haley is kinda Jock with Cheerleader thing

gusty patio
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Wait who's Har- nevermind.

fiery lance
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My favorite villager to marry is Emily. Iโ€™m most like her irl tbh

gusty patio
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Who is Shane even paired with?

south scroll
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Leah + Elliott coz both artist

meager shadow
fiery lance
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Emily I think @gusty patio

cobalt hare
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homie was about to ask who's harvey ๐Ÿ’€

gusty patio
gusty patio
south scroll
fiery lance
gusty patio
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HOW THE FU-

south scroll
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IKR!!

gusty patio
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Bangs head on wall H O W

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IT WOULD MAKE MORE SENSE WITH FUCKING ELLIOT-

fiery lance
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I love Emily! But my favorite 14 heart event is Samโ€™s

meager shadow
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ah yes it's Emily, I always saw them together

south scroll
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Why a drunk man grt near a hippie

cobalt hare
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Who is marnie paired with? ๐Ÿ˜

meager shadow
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watching the river flow

gusty patio
cobalt hare
fiery lance
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@cobalt hare the chicken

cobalt hare
gusty patio
cobalt hare
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oh

south scroll
gusty patio
novel thistleBOT
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@gusty patio You leveled up to Cowpoke. You can now speak in our voice channels and share images in all channels!

south scroll
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He likes marnie too

south scroll
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Noice

neon bobcat
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Congrats, Cowpoke!

gusty patio
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I CAN SHARE CREEPY CLINT'S DIALOGUE

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Wait do I share it at new-farmers or seasoned-

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Eh, I'll share it at new since it can happen in first year of winter.

south scroll
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๐Ÿคฆ

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Oh.. clint

gusty patio
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Ok... Maybe I'm no longer against Emily x Shane....

south scroll
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You're so hopeless

gusty patio
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It's at least better than Clint x Emily.

cobalt hare
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isn't clint like

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40

gusty patio
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chokes

cobalt hare
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and emily 20 smth?

gusty patio
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HE'S 40!?!? GODDAMN 20 YEAR AGE GAP-

south scroll
distant sphinx
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meh

barren hinge
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should I chill and breed my pigs or just buy some more

fathom belfry
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oh! I didn't know it was a new thing, though now that you say that, I vaguely remember losing my stuff during my first play-through

cobalt hare
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I DON'T KNOW HOW OLD HE IS I THINHK

distant sphinx
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clint could be early 30's

south scroll
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He doesn't look that old tho

fathom belfry
south scroll
cobalt hare
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he's 28-35

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WAIT NO

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NOat least 40

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CLINT IS FUCKING 40 ๐Ÿ’€

distant sphinx
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how tho

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it's not confirmed

cobalt hare
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yes but google

verbal oriole
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what in god's name is slightly legal

gusty patio
distant sphinx
verbal oriole
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i guess we'll never know

cobalt hare
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still doe

meager shadow
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If Clint is 40, and been living in Pelican Town, then he saw Emily as a toddler before and then literally fell in love, just like that?

gusty patio
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...

distant sphinx
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๐Ÿ’€

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when he was 20

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lmaioiooooo

neon bobcat
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Those ages aren't confirmed, they're just people's fan theories.

meager shadow
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ah

distant sphinx
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yuh

gusty patio
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I see.

gusty patio
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Doesn't make Clint any less creepy though...

verbal oriole
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i know people's parents who have a 30 year age gap so

gusty patio
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At least to me.

neon bobcat
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Since this is your second reference to underage sexual relationships, I'll ask that you please stop making those comments.

meager shadow
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there's a celebrity here in my country with a like 50 year age gap?

verbal oriole
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as long as they're both consenting adults it's technically fine

meager shadow
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or 60

gusty patio
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Imma delete it so that ppl don't become uncomfortable when they see it.

meager shadow
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oh wait

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I didn't saw the warning

cobalt hare
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OK CHANGE OF TOPIC

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fuck joja

winged junco
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Until what day can I plant potatoes in spring?

cobalt hare
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:troll:

distant sphinx
cobalt hare
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fr tho don't they take like 6 days

gusty patio
gusty patio
somber heron
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hello

cobalt hare
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hi

gusty patio
distant sphinx
somber heron
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thx

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hru guys?

hallow mist
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what triggers the community center cutscene? thought it was just a day 5 thing

cunning pewter
distant sphinx
gusty patio
# somber heron hru guys?

I'm good, boutta do my first eveer run of || Skull Cavern, I think I'm supposed to spoiler tag anything mentioning Skull cavern right? ||

hallow mist
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ahh

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I entered from wrong area

misty plume
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Hi

gusty patio
somber heron
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idk I have only reach 100

distant sphinx
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it does

somber heron
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fr?

distant sphinx
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at [insert very very large number here]

somber heron
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like?

distant sphinx
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basically integer limit

somber heron
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oh

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bruh

distant sphinx
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2147483647

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that number

somber heron
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...

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imma go reach it

gusty patio
somber heron
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in some years

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maybe

somber heron
distant sphinx
serene walrus
somber heron
distant sphinx
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or just get time freeze

serene walrus
gusty patio
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Hopefully chrxs doesn't go insane from going down all those levels. || Skull Cavern changes a man /hj ||

somber heron
distant sphinx
somber heron
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mods are o ly usable on pc?

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only*

serene walrus
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on mobile too

distant sphinx
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pc and android

somber heron
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ohh cool

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how much the game cost on pc?

gusty patio
somber heron
cobalt hare
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$8.99

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40% off

somber heron
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oh good

serene walrus
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summer saleSDVpufferpride

cobalt hare
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but sale ends July 7th

distant sphinx
cobalt hare
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so if you're gonna buy it

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i'd buy it within the next 4 days

distant sphinx
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summer sale SDVpufferparty SDVpufferpridecool

somber heron
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I have deleted steam in my pc๐Ÿ˜‚

distant sphinx
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just download it again

somber heron
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I'm on summer holidays

distant sphinx
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or get sdv through browser

somber heron
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๐Ÿ˜‚

cobalt hare
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install it

somber heron
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I will see what I can't do

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can*

cobalt hare
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bro it's ez

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install staem

distant sphinx
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I will see what I can't do lmao

cobalt hare
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in 4 days it's off sale

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buy it now or suck it up

somber heron
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I will do it layer I'm bored now

distant sphinx
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you're not supposed to mention that here anyways ๐Ÿ’€

cobalt hare
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layer

somber heron
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later*

cobalt hare
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ok...then why did you bring it up?

somber heron
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about how kuch it costs?

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m*

cobalt hare
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8 dollars we told you already

distant sphinx
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it's 9

somber heron
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I didn't asked twice ๐Ÿ˜‚

distant sphinx
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8.99

crude tapir
cobalt hare
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jesus christ

somber heron
distant sphinx
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HENLO PANDFA

cobalt hare
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bad spelling + anime pfp? this is hell

distant sphinx
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COME BACKK

crude tapir
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YOOO picklee

distant sphinx
somber heron
cobalt hare
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letters**

distant sphinx
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skull

somber heron
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my bad

gusty patio
cobalt hare
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Yeah your spelling is fine. Very fine. It isn't your spelling, it's your grammar too but I'm not one to judge lmao I usually type ot instead of to because of quickie fingers

cobalt hare
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DW it's fine. Are you new to stardew valley?

cobalt hare
distant sphinx
serene walrus
somber heron
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also do u know smt called dyslexia?

cobalt hare
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yes

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disorder

somber heron
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ye

deep grotto
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Hey, can someone tell me how to use the crab pot pls? I've never done it before and I somehow can't place it in the ocean?

somber heron
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I have that shit so I dint think you should be so much rude? dint you think?

crude tapir
south scroll
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I will teach you the wonder of crabpots

deep grotto
distant sphinx
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crabpots SDVpuffersick

gusty patio
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Barely use the crabpots...

cobalt hare
somber heron
south scroll
somber heron
distant sphinx
gusty patio
deep grotto
cobalt hare
distant sphinx
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then you can't place it there

south scroll
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Try a bit closer to the water

somber heron
distant sphinx
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it has to be next to the shore/pier or wherever

somber heron
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cause I'm too bored now

deep grotto
cobalt hare
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oh aight

south scroll
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I never had troubles placing down crabpots even in my first time

cobalt hare
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how many days in?

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also, by download, do you mean buy?

distant sphinx
crude tapir
deep grotto
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I have the night market curently maybe that's why?

distant sphinx
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ohhh yeah

south scroll
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Bruh

distant sphinx
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that's probably why

deep grotto
south scroll
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Facepalm moment

crude tapir
deep grotto
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alright thanks xD

distant sphinx
south scroll
gusty patio
south scroll
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Oh did you also know

deep grotto
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already have the kitchen lol

distant sphinx
gusty patio
south scroll
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You gain fish exp just by taking the fish from crabpot!!

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No more chasing fishes

distant sphinx
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if you didn't get xp from crab pots that would just make then even more useless

south scroll
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Coz fishing sucks

deep grotto
south scroll
gusty patio
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Damn, I forgot about sashimi.

deep grotto
gusty patio
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Wait hold on checks if Sashimi is better than Salad

south scroll
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Save things like lobster

gusty patio
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Nevermind, Salad's way better.

south scroll
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Those actually fetch a good price

distant sphinx
south scroll
deep grotto
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Also I struggle with energy when I'm in the mines I'll just eat lots of field snacks and that's it lmao

south scroll
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Why bother buying salad

distant sphinx
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uh

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are you ok

south scroll
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You can get free sashimi

gusty patio
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Wait can you craft Salad?

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Oh you can.

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Ah shit, Emily...

distant sphinx
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yeah but it's not worth it

south scroll
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You can cook thwm

gusty patio
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Looks at Emily's 0 heart

south scroll
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Lol

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And that's the beauty of crabpots

south scroll
distant sphinx
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thank you for coming to my tedtalk

south scroll
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Crabpots is just underrated, y'know

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It deserves respect

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Fuck those people who says angler skill tree is better than crabpots skill tree

crude tapir
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๐Ÿคจ

south scroll
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I will always pick luremaster

gusty patio
misty plume
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Hi

gusty patio
misty plume
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I didn't think anyone noticed me the first time

gusty patio
south scroll
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If you want people to notice you, say something controversial

south scroll
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Like, Sebastian is a bitch

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Or something

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That'll get people talking

gusty patio
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Shane is a very good marriage candidate! He's one of the best! You should aim for him more than any other candidate! Sebastian and Abigail are to be avoided. (DISCLAIMER: This is a joke, I do not stand by any of this.)

south scroll
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Quick learner eh? Lmao

limpid oyster
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listen to iroka

misty plume
limpid oyster
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avoid abigail and sebastien

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u want haley, and only haley.

crystal fiber
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Haley is the best wife.

gusty patio
crystal fiber
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Emily is the worst wife. That's why she lives with Haley, so they complement eachother.

limpid oyster
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LOL

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Facts

crystal fiber
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Curious how best and worst wife are family.

gusty patio
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Haley is one of the worst wives ever! (DISCLAIMER: This is another joke, I do not stand by this. I am neutral with Haley but shall not slander her.)

limpid oyster
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too many people hate haley

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bc they are noobs and so soft that reading "nice shoes, are they made of plastic?" hurts them

crystal fiber
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I'm just waiting for 10 hearts with all villagers then I'll marry her right after

limpid oyster
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(this is a factual statement)

misty plume
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I like jazz

limpid oyster
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if we can slander haley i can slander haley haters

gusty patio
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Lewis is such a great guy! He doesn't have any intimate relationships with anybody in town! Especially Marnie! Oh my gosh I just loooveee Lewis. I'm Suuucchhh a lewis stan (DISCLAIMER: This is another joke to get people talking, I do not stand by this whatsoever and if I ever do slightly agree with this, you all have permission to kill me on sight.)

crystal fiber
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Haley is just misunderstood CH_PepeGunDance It's hard to move from a wealthy family in a big city to a small town and not be mad about it

limpid oyster
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u see, i married abigail bc i married haley on the switch, but i regret it. i must remarry haley. haley and only haley.

crystal fiber
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Shane on the other hand intjwait

cobalt hare
crystal fiber
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Shane sucks CH_PepeGunDance

limpid oyster
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No.

crystal fiber
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I like the bimbo haley

cobalt hare
crystal fiber
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So we can be bimboes together

limpid oyster
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i like haley bc i love blonde girls irl

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esp blue eyes

cobalt hare
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oop

limpid oyster
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blue eyes are... ๐Ÿ˜

cobalt hare
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'eyes blue, like the atlantic' moment

gusty patio
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SDVcharshane < Literally anybody else

limpid oyster
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^

crystal fiber
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I like Haley cause I know I'd end up approaching her more often if I lived in pelican town irl pepeLaughing

crystal fiber
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Like, I'd be awesome friends with Abigail but would sure af be into Haley

limpid oyster
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god she's so scary

cobalt hare
limpid oyster
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why does she make those facial expressions

cobalt hare
limpid oyster
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look at her face

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so scary

cobalt hare
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i don't see anything wrong with it

limpid oyster
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she looks like shes ready to kill me

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with happiness

crystal fiber
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I'm not CH_PepeGunDance Specially not when it's with women that are into self-care like that. I'd probably compliment her nails, show her mine, then whatever comes next from there.

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Trust me always works.

limpid oyster
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probs bc i prefer haley over her daughter

queen merlin
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haley's daughter?

crystal fiber
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Yeah it would be illegal if you preferred Haley's daughter.

limpid oyster
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?

cobalt hare
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@crystal fiber from your status you seem like a developer-

crystal fiber
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Daughter

limpid oyster
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did i say haleys daughter what

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i said i prefer haley over carolines daughter

limpid oyster
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tho its obvious bc i was just talking abt caroline...

cobalt hare
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i'm currently programming like a yanderedev pls don't hate me lmao

gusty patio
crystal fiber
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I'm making some boring nodejs stuff to get into Mongo then I'll move on to React

cobalt hare
limpid oyster
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wtf is happening

cobalt hare
limpid oyster
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?????????????

cobalt hare
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lol what

limpid oyster
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does the tea have some sort of ||weed|| in it

cobalt hare
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dancing tea man

crystal fiber
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She has nice nails tho

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green

cobalt hare
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oh i'm not level 5 smh

crystal fiber
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Why can't you post them here?

limpid oyster
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sussy

crystal fiber
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Oooh I see I see B_Giggle

gusty patio
cobalt hare
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hello chat

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hi

limpid oyster
cobalt hare
limpid oyster
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LOL

cobalt hare
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did someone drug you-

limpid oyster
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are these good levels for year 1?

cobalt hare
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yeah

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needs more fishing

limpid oyster
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year 1 winter^^

cobalt hare
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always needs more fishing

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there is never enough fishing

limpid oyster
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good to know ty

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lol

cobalt hare
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(don't actually just fish, just do what you do most often)

crystal fiber
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I have a job interview in 3 days CH_PepeGunDance I hope I get it so I can finally start working in my field.

crystal fiber
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And it's fully remote Woke

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Thanks!

cobalt hare
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nerd stuff

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probably

gusty patio
crystal fiber
cobalt hare
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ah nice

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i'm only good at making discord bots smh

cobalt hare
crystal fiber
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Thanks anime_heart I hope so indeed. I'm trying to get as much experience as possible cause I wanna move to Spain after graduating. And well, better have experience. More opportunities.

cobalt hare
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i wish i could get a job in programming smh

cobalt hare
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it'd be awesome

crystal fiber
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Ruhi AA_Chika_Peek

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Thanks bylethHeart

queen merlin
cobalt hare
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โœจ

crystal fiber
karmic mantle
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AwkwardFlushed sorry to interrupt chat but if a plant takes 13 days to grow, and i plant it on the 15th of the season, will it be ready on the 28th or will it die when the season changes?

gusty patio
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SDVcharmarcello Who's this guy again?

crystal fiber
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no

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the planting day is not included in the count

queen merlin
karmic mantle
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๐Ÿ˜” i am going to yeet kent for asking me for a starfruit on the goddamn 15th

cobalt hare
gusty patio
crystal fiber
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Then even better. Experience before college is already a big perk.

karmic mantle
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are you sure bc i only have the one seed,

crystal fiber
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It won't tho SDVconcernedCA

cobalt hare
queen merlin
karmic mantle
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"just buy more" no. no i will not

queen merlin
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how do i keep ending up in new farmers thinking i am in seasoned

gusty patio
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Dunno why but I thought Elliot was super duper gay at the start of playing Stardew.

queen merlin
karmic mantle
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new farmers can have little a ruhi as a treat

karmic mantle
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OH. the greenhouse

queen merlin
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ye

karmic mantle
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yeah im missing literally 2 items from completion ๐Ÿฅด

queen merlin
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F

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get speed gro from pierre?

karmic mantle
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literally forgot speed gro is a thing bc i never use it

queen merlin
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๐Ÿ’€

crystal fiber
gusty patio
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Wait what's speed-gro again...

karmic mantle
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does what it says on the tin, it makes crops grow faster

gusty patio
karmic mantle
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i thhhhink the best speed gro is a 33% increase in growth speed?

queen merlin
gusty patio
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HOLY SHI-

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Maybe I should use speed gro...

karmic mantle
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43% if you have the one perk

gusty patio
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Oh wait, profit..

queen merlin
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profit i mean

gusty patio
queen merlin
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not really

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sweet gem berry grows for 25 days i believe

gusty patio
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Oh, thought it was.

crystal fiber
queen merlin
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and you cannot get rare seeds in fall

gusty patio
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Doesn't it say all of fall...?

karmic mantle
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honestly beyond season quests like kent's i dont bother w speed gro bc like. im gonna play 25 days anyway ykwim

queen merlin
crystal fiber
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Days to grow plus plantation day intjwait

gusty patio
queen merlin
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yeah if you plant on 15th, it will be ready on 28th, add 13 to 15 like you would add 4 to 1 for this parsnip example

winged junco
queen merlin
karmic mantle
gusty patio
crystal fiber
karmic mantle
winged junco
karmic mantle
queen merlin
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15th to 28th

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the wiki shows for 1st to 14th

crystal fiber
queen merlin
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but 15th to 28th will be the same

gusty patio
# crystal fiber

My mind hurts from this for some reason... So I can plant cauliflower twice..?

queen merlin
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if you plant it on the 1st of the season

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and replant it by next 2 days ig

karmic mantle
gusty patio
queen merlin
crystal fiber
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Starfruit takes 13 days after plantation day to grow. Not 13 days including the plantation day.

karmic mantle
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ruhi and lily be on my shoulders whispering conflicting information in my ears

gusty patio
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I'm very sorry but I need a "explain it to me like I'm in elementary" for this shit...

queen merlin
gusty patio
serene walrus
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what are we talking about lmao

queen merlin
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this solves what we are arguing about

gusty patio
queen merlin
gusty patio
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Dunno, I'm not big brain enough for this. Ask Ruhi and Lily abt it.

limpid oyster
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guys

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i hate joja corp

valid jacinth
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bruh my stardew didnt save and it restarts to 2 days before

gusty patio
gusty patio
queen merlin
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lily is saying that the 13 days of starfruit does not include the day you plant the seed

valid jacinth
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i litteraly got a diamond ad 2 rubies in fishing treasure haha

queen merlin
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while i am saying it does

karmic mantle
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so am i safe to plant my starfruit or not despair

queen merlin
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you should be

karmic mantle
queen merlin
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if you want to be doubly sure then use a speed gro

gusty patio
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We need to conduct an experiment for this shit...

crystal fiber
gusty patio
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This shit is like the science fair.

queen merlin
crystal fiber
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See first week has two seeds on Mon-Tue.

karmic mantle
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man i miss science fair. i never participated and failed it every year but i miss it

queen merlin
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the full calender

winged junco
gusty patio
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Just gonna put in random emotes cause my brain is comprehending this like it's an algebra problem.

valid jacinth
queen merlin
gusty patio
crystal fiber
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Wait I think I got it

queen merlin
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so if you plant it on 15th, then you will get the starfruit on 28th

gusty patio
crystal fiber
winged junco
queen merlin
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unless you forget to water it on the day you planted it ig

valid jacinth
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yup

gusty patio
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My mind is fucking crying...

winged junco
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๐Ÿ‘

karmic mantle
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valid jacinth
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i restarted the fishing and got the ancient doll instead

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Pufferpain.

queen merlin
crystal fiber
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Anyway gotta get back to work intjwait It was a pleasure discussing 0-indexing and stardew planning with y'all.

queen merlin
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๐Ÿ’€ bye

gusty patio
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You really only planned with Ruhi I think but alright. And bye!

crystal fiber
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Ruhi hi AAE_02pat

karmic mantle
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do yall pronounce joja like joja or like yoya

queen merlin
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lily hi pat

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karmic mantle
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Alright, figured out how to make the pronunciation hard (I guess?)

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"ziyo-ziysha"

winged junco
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bro it hasn't rained here since day 14 (I'm on the 19th)

crystal fiber
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By getting back to work I meant switching from my computer to mobile. I work from home w_grandmashootahhh

queen merlin
queen merlin
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It's better than Pecklat or Shumukulong.

queen merlin
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upsidedownnanako i am so confused

crystal fiber
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I wonโ€™t w_grandmashootahhh But Iโ€™ll make money MoneyWave

gusty patio
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Or that Heplagaundi.

karmic mantle
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irokamisho out here with the conlangs

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queen merlin
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bai bai

queen merlin
crystal fiber
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Ruhi no

queen merlin
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heh?

crystal fiber
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Ziyo-ziysha

queen merlin
karmic mantle
crystal fiber
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Ruhi your name smells like cream cheese and it feels like eating cream cheese when pronounced.

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Nice texture

queen merlin
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wha

karmic mantle
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synesthesia?

gusty patio
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Officially gonna pronounce Joja as "Ziyo-ziysha" for the purpose of confusion and getting strange looks.

queen merlin
crystal fiber
queen merlin
serene walrus
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๐Ÿคจ

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karmic mantle
queen merlin
crystal fiber
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anyway, favourite fruit in sdv

karmic mantle
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sebastian for sure

queen merlin
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๐Ÿ’€

limpid oyster
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Haley

queen merlin
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i snorted irl

crystal fiber
ivory sonnet
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i cant ever get enough money and upgrades in steam so im super late to plant blueberries and then dont have enough for cranberries so i just delete the save and start again anyone got any tips to get good money in spring (im growing cauliflower and parsnips and the 4 spring crops for the community centre thing i also grow some strawberries aswell)

limpid oyster
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if yk what i mean

gusty patio
karmic mantle
queen merlin
karmic mantle
queen merlin
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argue a little more about about crop planting and harvesting with us waiting

wind dust
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i fish till 12:30 and pray i make it back to bed intime ๐Ÿ˜ญ

ivory sonnet
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NO MY MIND IS GONNA MELT AND HAVE AN ANEURYSM

ivory sonnet
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ivory sonnet
limpid oyster
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its possible

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queen merlin
karmic mantle
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youre replaying spring y1 until you get a perfect run?

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queen merlin
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how

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I'm here lazing around in Winter trying to prepare for || Skull cavern ||

karmic mantle
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wait until you find out about the seasons after spring

gusty patio
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I am on year 2.

serene walrus
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nice

gusty patio
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Dies in only just getting a barn and coop in winter year 2

queen merlin
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play the game at your own pace pat pat

gusty patio
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I don't want to talk about my slow progress. I was blinded by love.

queen merlin
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cute

karmic mantle
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personally i am blinded by trying to do everything at once

queen merlin
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hope you found love

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Looks at the amount of sashimi, frozen tears and quartz I gave to Sebastian

limpid oyster
karmic mantle
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also i hate skull cavern i still havent gotten a pris shard and i am screaming

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limpid oyster
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ok

karmic mantle
limpid oyster
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caught me off guard thats all

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karmic mantle
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i jsut get like 30 of them KJGAWGJKAG

wind dust
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the way thay i have 70hrs of sdv on steam but ive never made it past y1 summer ๐Ÿ˜ญ wtf-

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pure dragon
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Bot

queen merlin
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fucking emo ass vampire stays in his basement all day

karmic mantle
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we can say fuck words?

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pufferpains in fainting TWICE in the mines and losing my obsidian edge

karmic mantle
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i was out here trying not to swear despair

serene walrus
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queen merlin
serene walrus
pure dragon
ivory sonnet
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so how many cauliflowers and parsnips should i place down
??

karmic mantle
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250 hours and ive only gotten to like. year 3 or 4 lmao

queen merlin
wind dust
# karmic mantle WHAT

KAHSSKSJSKSJS ITS CAUSE IVE PLAYED WITH 4 DIFFERENT FRIEND GROUPS BUT THEY ALL GET BORED OF THE GAME

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limpid oyster
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unless you literally just sat on main screen

queen merlin
wind dust
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i just want to be a farm girl smh ๐Ÿ˜ญ

limpid oyster
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now it all makes sense

karmic mantle
ivory sonnet
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get strawberries ๐Ÿ˜ญ ๐Ÿ˜ญ

karmic mantle
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benis out here sleeping at 6.00 pm daily

queen merlin
limpid oyster
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ivory sonnet
limpid oyster
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i sleep at 10 pm

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My man dedicated his life to Stardew

queen merlin
karmic mantle
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only 30 hours of his life

limpid oyster
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sometimes 12

crude tapir
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queen merlin
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hello panda

limpid oyster
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sometimes 1. its always random

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I sleep at like... 1 or 2.

crude tapir
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pand

ivory sonnet
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ok ill try

queen merlin
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ruh

crude tapir
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LMFAO

gusty patio
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I used to sleep at 3, 4 or 5.

wind dust
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at 10?! i thought it was good to drag it out as close to 2am- ๐Ÿ’€

karmic mantle
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yall ever let crops that are ready to harvest sit for a day or 2 bc theyre not all ready for harvest at the same time and it bothers you

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I don't want to talk about how fucked my sleep schedule used to be.

karmic mantle
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queen merlin
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wind dust
serene walrus
queen merlin
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crude tapir
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i mean irl i sleep at 3,4 am only

karmic mantle
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i usually sleep at 8 or 9 am ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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Irl?

karmic mantle
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yes

wind dust
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omg wait what time is it for everyone?

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Goddamn. Benjamin take some Valium.

ivory sonnet
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k im gonna go try get good run for drug farm for the 8th time

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karmic mantle
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karmic mantle
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wind dust
queen merlin
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sleeep ๐Ÿ˜ญ

wicked thorn
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serene walrus
queen merlin
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karmic mantle
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I also think I slept at 6:00 AM once...

wicked thorn
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serene walrus
karmic mantle
wicked thorn
queen merlin
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๐Ÿ’€

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Damn, I'm with americans.

olive raft
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8:23 where I am

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serene walrus
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its 11:23 am rn for me

queen merlin
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i snorted irl

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at the pm am mistake ๐Ÿ˜ญ

karmic mantle
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are you american???? ewwwwwww

serene walrus
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Sips an ungodly amount of maple syrup Asian here, are there any other asians here?

wind dust
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trigger warning: american

queen merlin
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i am somewhere in the world CB_amatsukazufloating

karmic mantle
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Don't ask why I'm sipping maple syrup. I know it's for the canadians but it's been like 5 years since I ate pancakes ok?

queen merlin
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not revealing where because two people have tried to figure out where i live... for some reason tsar

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Also I fainted at 6 PM so I might be allowed to stay up late (gotta love strict parents)

queen merlin
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ooof have hugs __hugs

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karmic mantle
queen merlin
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i meant for strict parents more.........

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Looks at the Kami that fainted at like 12 in the afternoon from a headache because of summer

queen merlin
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tho ig depends on definition of strict

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quiet compass
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summer? y'all have summer? /hj

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My country keeps breaking an all time high for temperature ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€

queen merlin
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this convo has gotten so off topic kekw

serene walrus
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SO SDV HAHH

queen merlin
karmic mantle
quiet compass
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Plays "BAYANG MAGILIW, PERLAS NG SILANGAN"

queen merlin
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nah nvm we don't

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Oh.

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Guess our countries are near each-other. Must be Asean brothers.

karmic mantle
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nah not asean, more close continent wise

serene walrus
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uh fave character non marriage and marriage idk

queen merlin
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also siblings because am gorl

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queen merlin
karmic mantle
karmic mantle
queen merlin
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tho non marriage there are a lot SDVdemetriums (not demetrius)

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serene walrus
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SDVpuffersick demetrius

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queen merlin
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if you mean someone with heart events and stuff then robin

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Demetrius is ๐Ÿคฎ

karmic mantle
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thoughts on shane. personally i hope he dies

queen merlin
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if not then SDVgunther

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graceful scarab
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Hello :)

queen merlin
serene walrus
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I will do anything for the others but Shane... yeah no take my left overs instead.

karmic mantle
queen merlin
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oh nvm then

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quiet compass
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Forg

queen merlin
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graceful scarab
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I didn't know there was a pride frog here.

graceful scarab
cobalt hare
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graceful scarab
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My mom finds frogs disgusting and ugly lol

quiet compass
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Wants to get a pet frog

quiet compass
karmic mantle
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prismatic slime is pride slime GAY

quiet compass
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rainbow slime

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graceful scarab
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Rude

cobalt hare
nimble nacelle
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How much crops do I need to be planting? Idk how to make a lot of money

gusty patio
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Told her I wanted a pet frog once and she's like "NO"

graceful scarab
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What did the frog do to her ๐Ÿ˜‚

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quiet compass
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cobalt hare
karmic mantle
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what is frog in y'alls languages? personally... ลผaba

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winged junco
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Does cauliflower grow in summer?

cobalt hare
queen merlin
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I think forg in my language is palaka

quiet compass
queen merlin
karmic mantle
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winged junco
cobalt hare
barren hinge
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are rabbits/pigs best

nimble nacelle
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I have a hard time learning my language lol (Ok but fr, we have so much homophones like gabi and gah-bi)

queen merlin
quiet compass
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and i don't really have the mindspace to discuss in a lot of detail

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rigid ruin
queen merlin
karmic mantle
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tbh i dont think ive ever had a pig

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My dad has said very racist and homophobic things so I'll just... throws those sentences away in a vault

cobalt hare
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mk

quiet compass
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just dont have parents SDVbouncerstare

queen merlin
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tho what we are talking about is pretty off topic too ๐Ÿ’€

rigid ruin
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Don't gift rabbit's foot to penny tho. Also pigs are useless in winter since they need ti be outdoors

gusty patio
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Haha... sips starbucks in closetted bi-gender bisexual

cobalt hare
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all i know is plant crop water crop and go fish

wind dust
karmic mantle
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my dad used to say very awful things but thankfully he is dust now dabultra

nimble nacelle
quiet compass
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geh fischen

sullen ivy
cobalt hare
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forgot that one

gusty patio
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Gonna make a sad-ish joke so.. yeah sorry.

karmic mantle
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lads should i order food

pure dragon
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Balls

karmic mantle
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thanks will do

wind dust
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karmic mantle
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definitely not appropriate to talk about here

pure dragon
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...

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Shit sorry.

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I have a lot of shit that's been pent up for years, sorry for making ya'll uncomfortable.

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Anyways.

cobalt hare
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After I marry Elliot and Sam, who should I go for next?

gusty patio
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Better choice than... that man... points at Shane

runic wadi
queen merlin
karmic mantle
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also hi den

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karmic mantle
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omg they were roommates etc

queen merlin
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Because I'm a sucker for romance.

karmic mantle
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ok but should i order food. i wanna get a hot dog from sonic

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Anyways, I haven't decided on the first bachlorette to marry so... who should it be?

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karmic mantle
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smug hot dog

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Looks at Emily

wind dust
queen merlin
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emily is also pretty easy tbh

karmic mantle
distant sphinx
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SDVpufferlurk Hello Ruhi

queen merlin
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just need a crystalarium

rough hound
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morning!

queen merlin
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distant sphinx
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phrogs

karmic mantle
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artist?

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distant sphinx
queen merlin
rough hound
white spindle
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hii what do i buy to make my melons grow faster i just need 1 more golden watermelon to submit in community center

limpid oyster
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Hello I have returned

white spindle
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distant sphinx
white spindle
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its the last day of summer tommorow

limpid oyster
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guys, i've married haley and abigail who should i marry next?

karmic mantle
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it does not ๐Ÿ˜”

queen merlin
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I nearly read it as the male genitalia.

limpid oyster
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im thinking i marry haley next.

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limpid oyster
white spindle
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i think carolines sweet

winged junco
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Is there a way to do the rain dance in Stardew Valley? It hasn't rained since the 14th and I'm on the 21st, I'm tired of watering.

limpid oyster
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id marry jodi if i could

nimble nacelle
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Im marrying alex cause he does this aSDValexlift

karmic mantle
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when i get cowpoke its over for everyone

queen merlin
limpid oyster
wicked thorn
karmic mantle
limpid oyster
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it means 0 care

cobalt hare
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Can't send the froggy pic again cause I can't locate the artist SDVpuffersob

winged junco
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Oh, I was joking, but thanks

queen merlin
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look it up on saucenao

karmic mantle
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I see a bunch of cute froggy pics and I wanna send them so bad as compensation for my mom's unknown hatred of frogs.

distant sphinx
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This one has a mushroom hat aaaaaa-

distant sphinx
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if it's storming on the day you use the totem, the storm will continue the next day

white spindle
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if i buy speed grow will my crops grow the next day?

vital halo
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hi everyone

cobalt hare
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ok

white spindle
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it says boosts 10% leaf growth

gusty patio
vital halo
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I just completed the CC :)

karmic mantle
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winged junco
white spindle
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noooo i have to wait a whole yeaarrr

distant sphinx
vital halo
white spindle
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loool