stardew-valley

[torn bolt]

Yeah

[cobalt hare]

as your fairy godmother your wish is my command 🧚

[clever spire]

100%

[torn bolt]

https://tenor.com/view/winx-club-aisha-hips-dancing-gif-24450174

[rocky veldt]

Also i didnt know ANY geode can be break into rare item

I sold most of the regular one outside of omni

[torn bolt]

oww

I always open my geodes

I don't sell them

[cobalt hare]

ohh noo you can also use the geodes to change the order of the items you receive in other geodes/treasure chests

So don't sell them

That's how I found the rest of my artifacts

[rocky veldt]

Okay, need to build two seperate chest for storing things

[dusty ibex]

I would build a few more than 2

[cobalt hare]

oh you're gonna need a lot more than 2 chests trust me

[thorny pelican]

Any advice on what to focus on the year 1 ?

[dusty ibex]

but 2 is a good start

[slate flint]

so i just leveled up to five combat

which one should i get

[dusty ibex]

id do digger

fighter *

[torn bolt]

It depends on your gameplay goals! I like to go to the mines and get a shit ton of resources ✨

[gusty patio]

Fighter is better In my opinion.

[dusty ibex]

making good progress into cc, getting set up to get rich

[torn bolt]

And also, welcome to the server

[cobalt hare]

definitely focus on the mines and collecting copper, iron, coal, and gold

build furnaces and start smelting

[quick umbra]

is it true that you should/need to be level 5 in fishing on day 4? I read a guide somewhere that said if you're not you may as well just restart the day

[cobalt hare]

what no

[torn bolt]

Not at all! Nothing is needed in the game.

[severe raptor]

haha that wouldn’t make sense

[cobalt hare]

Level 5 fishing by day 4 is pretty much impossible

[quick umbra]

ive been trying to get there for an hour I always end off on level 4 😅

[clever spire]

do not listen to guides 💀

[torn bolt]

There is no win condition in stardew valley. Whatever you decide to do is okey and it means progress.

[quick umbra]

thanks guys 👍

[cobalt hare]

what kind of guide suggest that lmfao

Close it out immediately

[clever spire]

frl

[quick umbra]

do you have any tips for me first couple days?

[torn bolt]

For sure ✨ don't compare your gameplay to others. I recommend going around town and interacting with things, finding out what you like about the game and then creating your own gameplay goals according to that.

[dusty ibex]

yea there is no timer in the game

[thorny pelican]

How long did you guys take to 100% finish your own farm?

[dusty ibex]

don’t bite off more than u can chew and definitely dont plant like a million crops bc watering them takes energy

[quick umbra]

will do, I was honestly so nervous that I had to do specific things that I would rush out every morning to start fishing

should I buy the inventory expansion? it's my 4th day and I have 2400 coins

[dusty ibex]

yeah it’s a nice quality of life

[torn bolt]

I'm glad you asked then so we could tell you chill about it. Just enjoy the game and do as you please

[dusty ibex]

I’d suggest try get a good amount of money together by the 13th and spend it on strawberry seeds at the fair, it’s a great way to make some money at the start

[quick umbra]

yup, I just don't want to waste days or miss out on something

[torn bolt]

If you feel like it. You could always get some seeds and plant them to eventually get more money.

[quick umbra]

that's what I've been told, are they seasonal?

[gusty patio]

I feel stupid for being scared of this fandom now.

[torn bolt]

You are not missing days or anything in this game. You can always wait for next year if you happen to need anything.

[dusty ibex]

yup

it’s not the end of the world but it’s a nice boost

[quick umbra]

appreciate the help guys, im really enjoying this game

[queen merlin]

That might be a min max or soeedrunning strat

Or trying to get the legend fish in spring of y1 which tbh no one except someone playing with that specific goal would do

[torn bolt]

That's the only thing that matters.

[torn bolt]

Hahaha

don't be.

[torn bolt]

Look, take this flower

[gusty patio]

Fr though, I was scared of this fandom cause I thought if I wasn't at ya'll's pace then I'd get bullied.

[gusty patio]

Thank you.

[queen merlin]

Nah, it is a pretty chill fandom

[gusty patio]

I'm approaching year 3 and I barely have decorations

[queen merlin]

Ahahaha cute

[queen merlin]

Hello me

[gusty patio]

You to?

[torn bolt]

You will find some passionate person who will try to rush you but don't play attention to them lmao. Literally just do as you please ✨

[queen merlin]

I don't like decorating and stuff

[spring parcel]

hi

[queen merlin]

Hello

[gusty patio]

Saw a lotta people have really great farms and I was like "Damn... I should've done more and not fish..."

[torn bolt]

Your very welcome

[dusty ibex]

i just kinda suck at it but i like appreciating other peoples nice ones

[dusty ibex]

sup

[queen merlin]

Tbh a lot of people who do that have either played on one save for yearssss

[gusty patio]

I love decorating but I was hyper-focused on getting Sebastian because when I first started I was in my "Emo boys are soooo hot" phase.

[queen merlin]

Or it is a save after one or two farms at least

[spring parcel]

how is it going

[gusty patio]

Oh, I see.

[queen merlin]

Same same

I like watching how creative some people are with their designs

[quick umbra]

oh yeah one more thing, are strawberry seeds the only thing worth buying at the festival?

[torn bolt]

Meh, don't worry about it. Some people like me really enjoy decorating and that's it. You don't have to play the game according to other people's playthrough.

[spring parcel]

i get to late summer or fall and then start over because i messed up my farm layout or something lol

[queen merlin]

Like lewis shrine and meteor shines

As well as sheds and shit looking like museums

[gusty patio]

Oh, alr.

[dusty ibex]

winter is a really good time to reset ur farm layout

[queen merlin]

This

[dusty ibex]

so don’t worry about it

[torn bolt]

I love the way you think lmao. You definitively have your priorities right. Seb is a must.

[queen merlin]

I am a casual min maxer

[gusty patio]

Hyper-focused on beating Willy's ass in the fishing event, I'll talk again in a bit.

[torn bolt]

All good, how about you? ✨

[cobalt hare]

SAME

[queen merlin]

Will try to get as much money as possible without any care for how shit looks

[spring parcel]

ok

[torn bolt]

Starting over is an addiction tbh. I love that.

[quick umbra]

here's that guide by the way: https://autosaved.org/stardew-valley-first-six-days-guide

[queen merlin]

Same same

[desert zinc]

i wouldn't call myself a min-maxer but from various peoples experience when they played with me, i speed through parts of the game with a decent amount of money

[steel canyon]

i think im trying to be as efficient as i can within reason just so i have the money and things unlocked so i can make my farm look nice

[torn bolt]

Hahaha

The thing with me is that i get hyper focus on some stuff and get a lot of things done

[thorny pelican]

Sorry to interrupt, How do I move the selling box?

[torn bolt]

But every now and then i just feel like watching 10 cutscenes in a row

[dusty ibex]

robins

[queen merlin]

Same same

[torn bolt]

You can do it at Robin's

[queen merlin]

Like calling myself a full on min maxer is too much

[desert zinc]

idk, i just hate the debris and trees on the farm and i speed through the mines in an ATTEMPT of dancing with abigail at the flower dance y1

[thorny pelican]

Thanks!

[queen merlin]

But not saying i like to get as much progress done as quickly as possible is also wrong

[gusty patio]

I beat Willy's ass wooo.

[queen merlin]

So i will just call myself a casual min maxer..... And that's how I have 250 strawberries in spring of year 1

[peak cargo]

You CAN make it to 4 hearts with just liked gifts, you can't really miss days of talking, but you CAN do it

[queen merlin]

Got a ridgeside valley quest with 3000g as a reward

[gusty patio]

2,000g? I'll take it.

[queen merlin]

And diamond request from Marlon

[desert zinc]

nah, i like spelunking in the mines as well

[queen merlin]

And i was at level 100 of mines by day 10-ish

[torn bolt]

You gotta love Ridgeside Village. It's incredibly pretty and fun ✨

[queen merlin]

I sped through the early game this playthrough tbvh

[desert zinc]

plus i get to unlock frozen tears for the most likely Sebastian lover that i play with

[queen merlin]

Didn't pay much attention to fishing

[peak cargo]

that's fair lol. But you can make it through just liked gifts for any villager. Haley being the easiest due to her birthday being before flower dance

[queen merlin]

Got too many crops to water so started abusing cjb cheats menu

Tho salads from gus wouldn't have been that bad for energy

The only thing i hate about sve is that spring onions are rare af

[torn bolt]

Oh yeah

[queen merlin]

Fucking Andy

[torn bolt]

I have never fully understood why

[queen merlin]

Andy takes them for himself

[torn bolt]

But it is a thing for some reason

[queen merlin]

And some of the space for it gets reduced iirc

[torn bolt]

For real?

[queen merlin]

That's the explanation i have seen while talking to NPCs

[torn bolt]

The nerve

[desert zinc]

oh thags because their old sprong onion spawn placement had them spawning in front of krobus, so they tried to make spots where you wouldn't get sewer onions

[queen merlin]

I mean the real reason is this at least afaik

[queen merlin]

Interesting

[desert zinc]

(which like ruhi is saying, caused them to lessen the spots they can spawn in)

[torn bolt]

Oh that makes sense

[desert zinc]

i was in the sve server when that change was implemented, thats the only reason i know about it lmao

[torn bolt]

Thank your letting us know. I had no idea why

[fervent star]

where would i find sebastian

[desert zinc]

normally by 7pm hes at the lake outside to the right of robins house and on Fridays hes at the saloon

[fervent star]

ohhh cool cool thank you

[desert zinc]

go here for your exact timings though,
https://stardewvalleywiki.com/Sebastian

[gusty patio]

In Robin's house in the mountains, but to be fair he's cooped up in his room most of the time so you'll have to wait till at least night to talk to him (Or wait for him to exit his basement at 3:00 PM to go to the kitchen. Idk if this applies to all days though.)

[peak cargo]

Wow it's actually really hard to do now doing the math for it...
8 gifts you can give, at every single one gold quality, that's 450 points, if you talk to them every day, that is 23 times, at 20 points each is another 460, and that's at BEST... if they in an animation it's closer. If you finish the talk to everyone quest that is the last 100 points, so you have a 10 point leeway, with perfect gold quality liked gifts for a villager every single time... Though if you gift them twice for 3 weeks that's 30 extra,

so i guess a 40 point leeway at BEST, but it IS possible without any quests

[steel canyon]

wow

[mental steeple]

Died in the mines just now. What should i recover 35 gold ore or my obsidian edge?

[steel canyon]

meanwhile im here everyone at 1-2 hearts 😆

[gusty patio]

Obsidian Edge.

[dusty ibex]

You need to spoiler this

Or go to #stardew-spoilers

[scarlet crystal]

Ok

I'll just delete it since I don't know how to spoiler it

[dusty ibex]

to spoiler you just gotta do || spoiler message here ||

[scarlet crystal]

Oh okay i'll keep that in mind thanks

[dusty ibex]

np

[lofty herald]

who do you guys plan on marrying

[uneven tendon]

Not me

I wanna focus on my farm progress first

[lofty herald]

😲

[uneven tendon]

who is your favorite bachelor

[barren hinge]

does marriage have perks 👀

[lofty herald]

actually idk if i can say that here tbh

[uneven tendon]

Idk

[lofty herald]

idk if its considered a spoiler or not

[uneven tendon]

does anyone out here had completed the community center bundles?

[dusty ibex]

yeah it does

|| it gives you a stardrop eventually, your spouse gives you gifts and they occasionally help out a little with the farm ||

[uneven tendon]

yeah

[plush comet]

What is everyone’s favorite event?

[uneven tendon]

the stardrop will increase your energy

[uneven tendon]

Hmmm I like all of it

[plush comet]

I put that in the wrong chat lmfao

[lofty herald]

lol

[dusty ibex]

my favourite one is probably the feast of the winter star

[alpine kestrel]

egg festival for me

[uneven tendon]

Sheesh

Hmm probably my most fav is the egg festival and the spirits eve since I enjoy it

[plush comet]

Good choices 🙂

[uneven tendon]

Does anyone out here tried to put Mayor lewis shorts on the Luau soup?

[quaint venture]

egirl bath water < lewis shorts soup

[charred fossil]

Don't think I did that, but did put it in the 9-item showoff case once. He wasn't best pleased 😂

[uneven tendon]

HAHAHA

Do you mean the Stardew Valley Fair?

[charred fossil]

Yes

[uneven tendon]

Its a good choice also cuz he will give you 700 tokens

[hidden umbra]

Hello

[uneven tendon]

Hi

[charred fossil]

Nice. I had forgotten about that detail, it's been a few years since I last played the game. Just took it up again a few weeks ago

[uneven tendon]

Nice!

[hidden umbra]

I dont have a good english

[uneven tendon]

Its ok

I can still understand you haha

[hidden umbra]

Do you know why in steam dont start stardew valley

[uneven tendon]

Hmmm I don't know

[hidden umbra]

I try uninstal two times but nothing

[uneven tendon]

Hmm you can ask some help in the technical-support discussion on the gameplay section

[hidden umbra]

Ok

Thank you

[uneven tendon]

Or you can watch some videos on youtube regarding that issue

[dense frigate]

Do rainstorms always have lightning

[clever spire]

no

only rain

[dense frigate]

What's the chance?? I'm at year 4 and there hasn't been literally any lightning ( I've been relying on the ||skull caverns|| for batteries...)

[limpid oyster]

hey guys

i just had a question

im in winter day 12 y1 and rn im 8/8/7/7/7 is that fine?

[charred fossil]

Darnit. I had forgotten that free-range animals kept eating the crops. Was scratching my head earlier why there were a couple of 'blind' spots in the fields... then it dawned on me. Think I need to put up some fences now!

[torn bolt]

What do those numbers stand for?

[hybrid shale]

can i put fertilizer on soil that already has seeds on it

[limpid oyster]

levels

like

[torn bolt]

If they have grow even a little you won't be able to.

[torn bolt]

Oh yeah, that sounds super good ✨

[hybrid shale]

can i put them on day 2 of growing them?

[torn bolt]

No.

[hybrid shale]

:(

alright well thanks

[limpid oyster]

im in winter tho, abt to be year 2

is it still fine?

[torn bolt]

You can only fertilize the same day you put them in the ground.

Since they are in their first state.

[hybrid shale]

i need 5 gold melons, and i have 25 melons and 11 of them quality fertilized, is there a good chance ill get them?

[torn bolt]

Sure ✨

[hybrid shale]

i accidently bought 201 hay so im broke and cant buy more fertilizer

[torn bolt]

Uhm. I don't know what to tell you I hope you get them.

[hybrid shale]

:(

[torn bolt]

What do you mean accidently? Lmao

[hybrid shale]

i wasnt thinking very well

[torn bolt]

Ohhh that's not ideal

Hay is pretty useful tho.

[clever spire]

reset the day if you can

[hybrid shale]

too late :(

[torn bolt]

Oh nou

[hybrid shale]

Uh is it worth putting L goat and cow milk into cheese maker

[limpid oyster]

guys i just did the cutscene with sam and mayor and i said im staying out of this

[hybrid shale]

since it doesnt do big cheese

[limpid oyster]

did i do anything wrong

or no

like the cutscene with sam and mayor lewis he's on a skateboard, and lewis asked what i thought abt it i just said ill stay out of it

did i do anything wrong should i restart my day

[clever spire]

makes different starred cheese though

[hybrid shale]

oh

what about gold normal milk/eggs

[clever spire]

should always process everything you can

[limpid oyster]

can someone plz help

[hybrid shale]

btw what do i do with smallmouth bass roe

can i process that

[clever spire]

no

[short nest]

holy shit i am not blind

[dense frigate]

201 though..

[short nest]

lucy is back

[hybrid shale]

just sell it when i get it?

[clever spire]

ur fine lol

[limpid oyster]

ok ok good

i didnt wanna lose hearts or like do smth bad

[short nest]

could turn that into aged roe

but smallmouth bass’s roe sells next to nothing

[hybrid shale]

what should i put into the pond

[quaint venture]

are you working toward greenhouse?

[hybrid shale]

me? yea

[torn bolt]

201 meals for your animals ✨ yei

[quaint venture]

oh wait nvm it isnt for a bundle im stupid idk why i thought it was

[quaint venture]

i think lava eel pretty good

[hybrid shale]

i mean i dont need to buy hay for a while with 201

[torn bolt]

I believe lava eels are a good options. However i am not really familiar with fish stuff.

[hybrid shale]

i barely fish

[torn bolt]

Same

[hybrid shale]

are lava eels hard to catch

[torn bolt]

Just the necessary

[quaint venture]

nope

[torn bolt]

One could say so

[hybrid shale]

are you ever required to get a hard fish?

[dense frigate]

I don't think so

[primal lintel]

Hey guys! I got my first prismatic shard today and I’m not sure what I should do with it, should I donate it to the museum or is there anything else worth doing with the item?

[clever spire]

yea

[hybrid shale]

DO NOT DONATE

[dense frigate]

Like what

[hybrid shale]

oh no

[clever spire]

well it’s kind of a post cc thing

so uh nvm

[quaint venture]

do not donate, take it to the desert and if you got a certain spot you get cool thing

[clever spire]

dude 💀

[hybrid shale]

?

[clever spire]

there’s a reason i didn’t say it💀

[primal lintel]

I sense the urgency in this, I won’t! 😭

[hybrid shale]

?

[clever spire]

can u pls check pins

[hybrid shale]

i made the big mistake

[dusty ibex]

if ya read the graves in town, one of them has a hint

[hybrid shale]

shit im sorry

[dusty ibex]

of what you should do with the first prismatic shard u get

im not sure if they are connected?

[primal lintel]

Ooo this sounds enticing. Will do! Is it by chance or would I actually get the cool thing?

[uneven tendon]

yepp

[dusty ibex]

ohh okay

[quaint venture]

no you get it if you go to the spot, if you google it you can find a picture of the spot prolly

[limpid oyster]

||galaxy sword|| is fking awesome

[dusty ibex]

yeah it’s a really cool moment

[uneven tendon]

gunther will reward you some|| dwarf translation book|| kind of thing

[hybrid shale]

very

[limpid oyster]

i love it

[uneven tendon]

Me either

[clever spire]

it’s not

but it is a spoiler

[dense frigate]

^

[primal lintel]

Thanks for the help guys I appreciate it! Glad I didn’t donate it to the museum lol

[clever spire]

just spoiler it it’s not post cc

[limpid oyster]

post cc is not sword 💀

[dense frigate]

It's still a spoiler

[limpid oyster]

it isn't post cc g

[clever spire]

it’s not post cc

don’t need to complete cc to get it so therefore it’s not

[limpid oyster]

yeah i agree lucy

[clever spire]

if u got it after u completed the cc that sucks

[dusty ibex]

post cc are the things u can only access after u finished after the cc, and u can’t talk about those at all even with spoilers here

[limpid oyster]

XD

[dusty ibex]

and things linked to cc rewards need to be spoilered here

[limpid oyster]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

then dont talk abt post cc

[dense frigate]

What're you missing at y4?

[clever spire]

no one said not to spoiler it 💀

[limpid oyster]

guys what's the first thing i should do spring y2?

[clever spire]

it’s just not post cc

fuck wrong reply

[limpid oyster]

dude im year 1 and ive almost finished it

[dense frigate]

That pumpkin must suck..

[limpid oyster]

💀

skill issue

[uneven tendon]

you must be good at the game

[torn bolt]

I like getting rhubarb ✨

[limpid oyster]

no its my first time playing this game ever

[uneven tendon]

WHAT

[dusty ibex]

u wha

[limpid oyster]

Yeah

[hybrid shale]

im y2 and barely done with cc

[clever spire]

wrong reply sorry

[limpid oyster]

y4 cc not finished is a bit embarrassing ngl

[dense frigate]

What? I got it all first year too, just gotta be efficient

[dusty ibex]

oh ok np

[hybrid shale]

Have u watched other youtubers playthriughs

[limpid oyster]

but u do u sis

[limpid oyster]

no

[dense frigate]

Not really prob just other priorities

[uneven tendon]

Im at spring day 5 (year 1) and im looking to finish lol

[hybrid shale]

hey hey some people take the slow approach

[limpid oyster]

i just played the game properly

like

idk how to explain it i just played

[dusty ibex]

ok

[limpid oyster]

and it's almost finished

[hybrid shale]

wow, did u use the wiki a lot?

[limpid oyster]

only for fishes

[clever spire]

rats

[dusty ibex]

wow u must be an insane gamer

[hybrid shale]

“properly” is subjective man

[uneven tendon]

You just need to have a proper gameplay of it

[limpid oyster]

it was the wrong word

[clever spire]

i really doubt ur almost finished w the game

[dense frigate]

What does proper even mean when it comes to sdv

[limpid oyster]

obviously i'm not even finished

everyone is still at a mean of 6 hearts

[hybrid shale]

theres really too much in the game for 1 definition

[uneven tendon]

Hmm

[limpid oyster]

but im just saying

[dense frigate]

Thought so

[limpid oyster]

y1 cc is almost done, i'll have it done really soon

that was my point lol

[hybrid shale]

good job 👍

im y2 and not even halfway done :)

[limpid oyster]

theres no excuses >:)

[uneven tendon]

I've watch some tips and tricks video just to improve gameplay on stardew valley and it kinda help me

[limpid oyster]

damn why

[hybrid shale]

oh i have plenty

[limpid oyster]

ok i have tips

there is sdvwiki, just study it if u dont wanna be left in the dark

[dense frigate]

Do stupid stuff

[clever spire]

finishing the cc is like 1/3 of the game done

[hybrid shale]

i watched wand of sparkings 2 year playthrough as a guide

[uneven tendon]

Why

[dense frigate]

I have 2000 of the ||first dwarf scroll|| just doing stupid stuff

[hybrid shale]

yeah for y1 i was just screwing around

[uneven tendon]

okay

[dense frigate]

Just do other stuff instead of focusing on the cc

[limpid oyster]

im sorry i really am i'm not trying to offend you. i'm just being real. most people finish cc by y2 or y3 even, that's why im so confused how you're not even done in y4 thats all

especially using the wiki

[dense frigate]

They're just taking their time

[limpid oyster]

ok well that makes sense then

[hybrid shale]

remember, most =/= all

saaaame

[limpid oyster]

yep true

ig the difference is

cc was my main priority

and thats why its nearly done

[dense frigate]

You done donations or how much left

[steel canyon]

is there any bundle other than forage,crop,and the gold quality crops that needs specific season ?

[dense frigate]

Fishing bulletin board

[uneven tendon]

Yup

[clever spire]

oof

[dense frigate]

So a lot then lol

Ah

Me too, so much ez to get things

[dusty ibex]

ive not come across one person who dislikes krobus

[dense frigate]

Does he like Gold bars? Or was that some mod I had

[dense frigate]

Ikr

[limpid oyster]

krobus is annoying

i dislike him so bad

[uneven tendon]

Jeezzz

[limpid oyster]

but at the same time, i love haley with a passion

so take that as u will

[uneven tendon]

Why though?

[dense frigate]

So really ez stuff yeah

[limpid oyster]

stupid lil thing looks dumb imo

naughty little krobus

breathing

haley is literally the best love interest

im surprised everyone hates her

[clever spire]

i love haley

[dense frigate]

Honestly I feel like almost every npc requirement was fairly easy

[limpid oyster]

your cutscenes are so adorable

[clever spire]

i don’t understand all the haley hate

[limpid oyster]

whats not to like abt pierre

he sells me seeds

he's a cool guy

[limpid oyster]

this

they just insecure imo probs bullied by blonde mean girl xD

[dusty ibex]

i think she has a bad first impression on a lot of people bc she’s like ew ur all dirty

[clever spire]

everyone loves shane but hates haley

[limpid oyster]

nah jks jks

[dense frigate]

Like the single easy to get thing he likes?

[limpid oyster]

but still

[clever spire]

wonder why that is

[uneven tendon]

who do you like most pierre or morris?

[limpid oyster]

pierre

[dusty ibex]

i like morris more than pierre

[uneven tendon]

why?

[dusty ibex]

bc at least morris is kinda honest about how he only cares about money

[limpid oyster]

haley is legit goat love interest tho

[warm stag]

They both kinda suck honestly

[clever spire]

morris is just doing his job

[limpid oyster]

if u hate her

[dense frigate]

Ig

[warm stag]

Sandy for the win

[limpid oyster]

just try romancing her

[clever spire]

we are all slaves to capitalism

[uneven tendon]

Yep

[limpid oyster]

no spoilers, but her cutscenes...

especially 8 and 10 hearts, ur heart will melt lol

like u will see shes not how u think she is, thats all

[dusty ibex]

have you seen all the cutscenes for all the spouses

[uneven tendon]

I like how the joja mart sells sunflower seeds more cheaper

[limpid oyster]

yeah i hate abigail

[torn bolt]

I don't like either of them. I don't hate them tho

[dense frigate]

Why? She likes literal amethyst

[limpid oyster]

but i had to romance her bc i romanced haley on switch

[dusty ibex]

i think haley is ok and i kinda dont like shane

[torn bolt]

They are just not my type of villager

[limpid oyster]

me love haley

[uneven tendon]

hmm personally i kinda love Abigail

[limpid oyster]

[dusty ibex]

my favourite people to marry are Leah and penny, but tbh the main reason I like marrying leah is because she’s so easy to give gifts for

[limpid oyster]

im thinking abt divorcing abigail and marrying haley

[dense frigate]

You're joking

[dusty ibex]

nope

[clever spire]

abigail feels 17 to me so i just not romance her

[warm stag]

I only like Shane because || you unlock blue chickens with him ||

[torn bolt]

What do you think of Sam?

[clever spire]

that mf is 16

[dense frigate]

I have 100 something npcs (I play modded) I have all them at 10 friendship but Leah, she has 6..

Waiting for her is so painful

[torn bolt]

💀 not Sam being my fave lmao

[limpid oyster]

hmm

[torn bolt]

He is just so fun

[clever spire]

soz he’s just too immature for me

[warm stag]

Sam is my spouse on my older files

[dusty ibex]

just give salads or cheese

[uneven tendon]

personally i like shane coz|| when you got a lot of hearts with him he will get less rude plus he had blue chickens so yeah||

[limpid oyster]

what a weirdo

[dense frigate]

Ik salads that's not the problem, like I said "waiting for her" I hate having to sit outside her house for that long just for that

[dense frigate]

Chlorine

[clever spire]

sam would b a cool friend tho

[limpid oyster]

💀

[torn bolt]

That's why I love him.

[dense frigate]

Agreed

[dusty ibex]

yea sam seems like a nice guy

[dense frigate]

In my eyes Sam seams more of just a fun person not like a romance one

[torn bolt]

Exactly

[uneven tendon]

i agree

[dense frigate]

Yeah

[torn bolt]

I always fall in love for fun people tho

So that's probably why I like him

[dusty ibex]

ok my least favourite is probably emily because she’s one of those people who think rocks are spiritual and stuff

[uneven tendon]

lmao

[torn bolt]

Not you disrespecting her believes 😂 💀

[clever spire]

i don’t feel romantic attraction so i’m just talking out of my ass tbh

[limpid oyster]

and just

[clever spire]

[dusty ibex]

yea this is true

[dense frigate]

Honestly I like how you can give Emily literally anything and she loves it so shes prob in my like top 5 for that

[dusty ibex]

i probably wouldn’t marry if u didn’t gain things for it

[uneven tendon]

me eithier

[limpid oyster]

school issue

[torn bolt]

Do you even gain things tho?

[dusty ibex]

i put kegs in leahs house when she moved in with me 😈

[limpid oyster]

i probs like haley bc i was jock in school 💀

[uneven tendon]

i just dont like alex but i don't hate him

[dusty ibex]

yea u get that stardrop

[clever spire]

i hate alex

[dense frigate]

Alex sucks unless you play modded

[clever spire]

same

[torn bolt]

Uhh I don't think you can talk about it in here. It was a trap

[limpid oyster]

alex us a generic jock

[dense frigate]

Alex prob my least fav romance npc

[clever spire]

frl

[uneven tendon]

Me too

[limpid oyster]

as a jock i can tell u

[dusty ibex]

it’s not associated with cc so I think it’s okay

[limpid oyster]

we aren't usually like him lmaoo

[clever spire]

alex is on ifunny i just know it

[limpid oyster]

LMAO

[torn bolt]

First time I see someone saying this lmao "as a jock I..." Sounds so funny

[dense frigate]

Haley likes easy to get stuff and her cutscenes get so much better

[limpid oyster]

XD

[limpid oyster]

haley is the best girel

[uneven tendon]

haley is my second least

[torn bolt]

What is that?

[dense frigate]

Who's your top 5's

[limpid oyster]

im ngl, i've noticed ppl dont like haley or alex bc they were bullied by those type of peoples (and im not witchhunting or anything i'm just saying i've noticed)

[uneven tendon]

Idk

[clever spire]

oooof ifunny is just unexplainable

[uneven tendon]

but my fav is sebby

[limpid oyster]

obv u can dislike them without being bullied

[clever spire]

it’s like reddit all the incels go there

[limpid oyster]

im just saying it's smth i noticed

[dense frigate]

How do you get bullied by Alex that single thing he says? "I'd throw you the ball but you don't seam like the sports type"?

[limpid oyster]

nah bc hes generic jocks and jocks can be bullies

that's all

[torn bolt]

Sounds like an experience I don't wanna go through 😂 💀

[clever spire]

def don’t go there 💀

[uneven tendon]

who do you think is better elliot or harvey?

[dense frigate]

Who'd get bullied by Alex..

[dusty ibex]

Reddit u get a little bit of everything

[limpid oyster]

whats an incel

[clever spire]

harvey cuz he’s a mf doctor

[dense frigate]

You're joking

[limpid oyster]

am i an incel

[torn bolt]

Imagine getting bullied by Alex 💀

[dusty ibex]

benis are u like 13

[dense frigate]

ikr

[limpid oyster]

nop im 18

[dense frigate]

No way..

[torn bolt]

Neither 💀

[clever spire]

he bullies seb

[dense frigate]

Noo sebby!!!

[clever spire]

one of his lines he calls seb weird or something

[dense frigate]

Okay yeah Alex sucks

[uneven tendon]

i agree

[limpid oyster]

yeah seb is weird bro

[dense frigate]

[limpid oyster]

just on his room in pc all day man

[uneven tendon]

alex always flex his sporty stuffs whenever is speak to him

[limpid oyster]

i dont understood introverts Lol

[clever spire]

wow i wonder who else is on their pc all day

[dusty ibex]

aren’t you on a pc rn

[limpid oyster]

yea but not all day everyday das my point mandem

[torn bolt]

Perhaps don't say that in a SDV server lmao

[short nest]

now 4chan

[limpid oyster]

TRUE lol

[short nest]

never ever go to 4chan

[limpid oyster]

why not

[clever spire]

extroverts r so weird about introverts

[limpid oyster]

anyways sebastian is weird so i agree with alex

[short nest]

4chan is like the dark alleyway of a big city

[clever spire]

like okay u can talk to ppl want a medal or something???

[lofty herald]

I agree

[dense frigate]

iFunny Reddit 4Chan what's the worst of the 3

[dusty ibex]

it’s like the sewers

[limpid oyster]

like bro ur friends want to be with u

[uneven tendon]

Hmmm

[short nest]

4chan

[lofty herald]

4chan by far

[dense frigate]

Fr? It's that bad?

[limpid oyster]

and this guys just typing away

[torn bolt]

Lmaoo

[lofty herald]

its where the scum of the earth hangs out and comes from

[dusty ibex]

introverts doesn’t necessarily mean you aren’t social or can’t talk to people

[short nest]

my man
4chan is so disgusting that I’ll probably get banned if I mention one of the terrible things there

[limpid oyster]

nah i've noticed that people aren't introverted its social awkwardness

[uneven tendon]

i agree

[dense frigate]

FR?

[short nest]

yes

[clever spire]

my social battery runs out quite fast

[dusty ibex]

my social battery runs out fast but only around annoying ppl

[short nest]

could explain more in dms if you like to but

[limpid oyster]

introverts usually have a really high iq. they are introverted because no one can understand their brain so they isolate themselves. I'd call you an extrovert.

[torn bolt]

Tf are u talking about lmao

[lofty herald]

yes, some people on there define scum, it is the scummiest website

[limpid oyster]

an extrovert with social awkwardness/anxiety

[uneven tendon]

for me as an introvert i always find myself talking to the ones who i am really close with

[limpid oyster]

you know, humans are naturally extroverted right?

[dense frigate]

Was gonna see how bad it was but.. Second thoughts

[dusty ibex]

benis i feel like u are talking out of ur ass

[short nest]

never

[limpid oyster]

i studied biology mandem

[dense frigate]

???

[short nest]

don’t go there
you need like 17 gallon of holy water just to survive there

[torn bolt]

You just made me want to go to bed 😂 😭

[clever spire]

i really doubt that

[lofty herald]

and therapy afterwards

[limpid oyster]

mandem please

[dusty ibex]

biology isn’t to do with introvert/extrovert though

[dense frigate]

Do that, lemme turn dms on rq tho

[clever spire]

i didn’t know benis was a psychologist woooow

interesting

[limpid oyster]

everyone is extroverted, some are socially awkward/anxious socially tho

[torn bolt]

He is also a jock 💀

[dense frigate]

Very

[dusty ibex]

benis is a trained and professional psychiatrist

[uneven tendon]

Wow

[limpid oyster]

only people like einstien are introverted bc he's smart

[torn bolt]

Lmaooo

[dense frigate]

And a jock

[clever spire]

benis can u erase my depression too

[uneven tendon]

Lmao

[limpid oyster]

nope

[dusty ibex]

do u know anything about einstein

[torn bolt]

Did u just try to steal my joke

[limpid oyster]

go talk to people maybe ull realise ur extroverted and depressed cause u have no energy 🙂

[dense frigate]

SORRY

[limpid oyster]

ye he invented gravity

[clever spire]

oh right my depression can b solved by just talking to ppl omg

[limpid oyster]

ye

[dense frigate]

Complete genius here

[cobalt hare]

right like just don't b sad, easy

[clever spire]

my depression has been cured

[limpid oyster]

easy

whats so bad about talking to other people bro just like what

alright i reckon u should go to a club and maybe ull see u can talk to people

[torn bolt]

Your welcome. All me and this chat

[dusty ibex]

sometimes u run across ppl like u and its kinda painful to talk to them

[limpid oyster]

0 care tbh

[clever spire]

alrighty benis unless u can pull out a psychology diploma rn i don’t think u know what ur on about

[limpid oyster]

i looked into this

[torn bolt]

Sometimes I don't know if people is straight up just messing around

[limpid oyster]

basically,

[dense frigate]

Complete psychologist here

[clever spire]

but we should really go back to sdv we’ve been waaaay too off topic

[cobalt hare]

site your sources

[dense frigate]

Cya man

[clever spire]

gn!!

oooooooooooooooof

[torn bolt]

Sweet dreams

[limpid oyster]

🙂

[dusty ibex]

i feel like benis is gonna be the reason why the mods give ppl an official warning

[clever spire]

their pronouns r literally in their name 😩

[dense frigate]

LOL

[limpid oyster]

i think u dont understand me guys, but it's fine, no one does really

[dusty ibex]

the sob story

benis what’s wrong

[quiet crystal]

Should I buy the stone for a fish pond or just mine for it?

[limpid oyster]

whats a pronoun

[cobalt hare]

Benis is built different y'all

[dusty ibex]

I would mine it

but if ur hella rich then go ahead and buy it

[dense frigate]

He's the ideal man, jock and a psychiatrist

[limpid oyster]

thanks i appreciate it

[clever spire]

okay i gotta go too or else i’ll also commit a war crime

[dense frigate]

Buh bye

[limpid oyster]

probs why im popular in school lol

[torn bolt]

@spare lava somebody help me i don't want to be mean but Benis is asking for it

[dusty ibex]

benis didnt go to school for two days and now we have saturday and sunday

[limpid oyster]

huh

how does that make sense

why is everyone so mad i just said cya

[halcyon abyss]

Mods have logs💀

[limpid oyster]

u guys make less sense to me every message

anyways guys i need a dwarf scroll 4 but im not getting any, are they boosted by fortune teller luck

[clever spire]

for someone who claims to study biology this is really 💀

[limpid oyster]

i studied male and female. 💀

[dense frigate]

What

[torn bolt]

I hope you never find them.

[cobalt hare]

this made me chuckle lmfao

[limpid oyster]

wanna see my biology results ?

[clever spire]

damn why am i not surprised u just said that

[limpid oyster]

maybe complain to my bio teacher not me ? XD

[cobalt hare]

Benis has psychologists everywhere in a chokehold

[barren hinge]

big coop or big barn first

[clever spire]

barn

[limpid oyster]

biog barn

[torn bolt]

Me rn tbh

[limpid oyster]

u want goat

[clever spire]

no u don’t

[limpid oyster]

xx sweetie

[clever spire]

u want pigs not goats

[quiet crystal]

I personally went with the coop first, but that was just me

[clever spire]

goats suck actually

[limpid oyster]

so ur telling me u dont want goat milk for cc sure

[dusty ibex]

yea the role of being a goat has been taken up by benis

[dense frigate]

Ikr just that single thing in bundle

[limpid oyster]

yeah dont get ur ||greenhouse||

[limpid oyster]

K AM THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME

[dusty ibex]

they really should buff goats

[dense frigate]

You sure are

[clever spire]

u can get goats anytime but pigs r only certain seasons

[halcyon abyss]

I got my large goat milk from travelling cart💀

[clever spire]

smh

[limpid oyster]

skill issue

[dense frigate]

Same here, idk why anyone would even have goats unironically

[clever spire]

ur the one who doesn’t know what pronouns r

[limpid oyster]

anyways whats "transphobic" is that like "homophobic"

[dusty ibex]

benis i genuinely don’t think you meet the age requirement for discord

[clever spire]

[lofty herald]

real

[dusty ibex]

i have 2 of each animal bc why not

[limpid oyster]

u cant call me homophobic cause my brothers gay for some reason but i didnt tease him for it or anything

[quiet crystal]

Ngl, I don't want pigs, not a fan of the way they eat the food and only give me the products if it's warm out and not raining

[limpid oyster]

want my ID mandem

[torn bolt]

I knew you were weird since the moment you said "As a jock I..." But you have managed to surprise me lmao

[dense frigate]

Even..goat..??

[dusty ibex]

even goats

[clever spire]

guys i can’t b homophobic my brother is gay🥺

[limpid oyster]

as a jock i don't care

[dusty ibex]

i like giving goats cool names as well

[dense frigate]

How do you even have that much space? My entire farm is covered in random garbage

[limpid oyster]

yeah see u finally get it

[dusty ibex]

um it doesn’t take up too much space

[quiet crystal]

I didn't name any of my animals

[clever spire]

need it for the cc bestie

[limpid oyster]

well that's true my best friend is Jamil

[dense frigate]

He was actually pretty neat to talk to before that believe it or not

[quiet crystal]

Literally gonna raise one, get a single truffle, and then sell it

[torn bolt]

U lying, there is no way

[dense frigate]

He was having normal opinions talking like a human but the moment he said that..

[clever spire]

lmfao

[limpid oyster]

how can i be racist if im friends with someone i dont like do understand what racism even means

[torn bolt]

It all went down lmao 😂

[clever spire]

i am not on ur side

[dense frigate]

???

[quiet crystal]

Probably gonna do that with rabbits too if I don't get the foot randomly

[torn bolt]

Omg Iced. The way I just noticed your profile pic. Fucking adorable

[limpid oyster]

wow, stereotyping me

that's offensive...

[torn bolt]

The nerve

[dense frigate]

You have an amazing pfp too

[lofty herald]

you deserve better

[dense frigate]

He really does

[clever spire]

guys can we pls agree to block and move on i can’t take this much longer 💀

[lofty herald]

😔

[torn bolt]

I pinged the bouncer a while ago

[quiet crystal]

You could just ping a mod

[dusty ibex]

@covert crag hi

[dense frigate]

Idk I kinda like not knowing what garbage he'll say next

[clever spire]

alr did they haven’t responded so

[torn bolt]

But it seems like they are sleeping or something

[quiet crystal]

Like that

[lofty herald]

I dont think hes breaking any rules

[dusty ibex]

Pinging bouncer doesn’t do anything i believe, you gotta dm the bouncer account

[torn bolt]

It does. It is suppose to.

[clever spire]

no u gotta ping junimos

[dusty ibex]

Bc it’s a bot

[clever spire]

but danny’s here now

[dusty ibex]

hi danny

[dense frigate]

@lofty herald Can you do us all a favor and translate that

[torpid mantle]

pinging bouncer does work, thanks for bringing this to our attention everyone. we're handling it behind the scenes and would like to ask we get back to sdv talk

[covert crag]

hi, pinging junimos is more effective!! (hi danny)

[torn bolt]

Nope. I pinged the bouncer once by accident to check his level lmao and a junimo appear.

[covert crag]

oops

[dense frigate]

Nice!

[dusty ibex]

oh ok i stand corrected

[quiet crystal]

Yeah, but he's killing my vibe, and that's totally wiggity wack, yo

[lofty herald]

translate from what language, its in english ☠️

[dense frigate]

Idk man doesn't even look English at that point

[dusty ibex]

guys is it true that parsnips are the most valuable spring crop

[clever spire]

uh so how’s the farm going

[lofty herald]

it may have a few major grammar issues but it looks pretty English to me

[clever spire]

ik u did not just …💀💀💀💀💀💀

[quiet crystal]

Unfortunately no

[dusty ibex]

[cobalt hare]

LOL

[clever spire]

yes they r actually u only need to plant about 1000000000000

[cobalt hare]

Hops with no sprinklers >>>

[dense frigate]

I meant like just can you understand what it means, by "how can i be racist if im friends with someone i dont like"

[dusty ibex]

they only take 4 days to grow!!!

[clever spire]

aged parsnip juice 😍

[quiet crystal]

Guys I'm gonna get rid of my Ancient Fruit in my ||Greenhouse|| and replace them with parsnips

[alpine kestrel]

lol

[clever spire]

Woooo!!! money moves

[lofty herald]

hell no

[dense frigate]

Oh god

[quiet crystal]

AF wine is so bad, not even worth aging it to Iridium

[lofty herald]

benis's mind does not work

[torn bolt]

Sounds ideal. Shark tank mentality tbh

[dense frigate]

Thought so lol

[dark field]

Parsnip! Parsnip! Parsnip! 🙌

[quiet crystal]

Sigma male grindset

[clever spire]

we should start a parsnips cult

[dusty ibex]

the game really makes the game too easy gifting 15 parsnip seeds to us at the start

[lofty herald]

but what rule did he break? is it a rule that you have to speak perfect English? I think I'm missing something

[torn bolt]

Fuck yes.

[dense frigate]

Transphobia well someone said somebody had "they/them" in their name and they called them "Girly" or smthn like that

[lofty herald]

oh fr?

[hexed carbon]

Does he not like it

[lofty herald]

damn

goodbye benis ig hes probably gonna get banned

[quiet crystal]

They should make it harder and give us something like Starfruit

[dusty ibex]

pam is the best npc bc she has parsnips as a loved gift

[lofty herald]

thats considered transphobia?

[dense frigate]

Yeah, you have to wait an entire month to properly play

[hexed carbon]

Good I’ll make parsnip soup then

[quiet crystal]

Literally not based of him

[dense frigate]

Idk someone just said that and it seamed others just rolled with it

[quiet crystal]

Yeah, everyone knows that's how you do it right

[lofty herald]

dang, I thought that was like misgendering, the more you know ig

[quiet crystal]

Forget what they say about freeform play, there is 100% a wrong way to play Stardew Valley

[modern eagle]

nonbinary falls under the trans umbrella so yeah that's transphobia

[dense frigate]

Tbf I don't have the full story and I was chatting for about as long as him

[modern eagle]

oh yeah enbyphobia is also a word

[dense frigate]

Was that the only rule he broke or no? Just curious

[modern eagle]

also hi guys

[dense frigate]

Hey

[quiet crystal]

He ruined my vibe

[lofty herald]

I thought like transphobia was like a hatred for trans people, and misgendering is just getting the gender wrong or smth

[dense frigate]

Yeah noticed that

[quiet crystal]

That's the most important thing ever

[clever spire]

rule 1!

[lofty herald]

I thought transphobia was much more serious

[clever spire]

#old-rules

[dense frigate]

I thought so too

[quiet crystal]

It literally says "Don't ruin Carl's vibe"

[dusty ibex]

yea he was just straight up a troll

[clever spire]

mhm

[lofty herald]

did he do it purposefully to make you angry?

[dense frigate]

Like how he said Alex was good?

[lofty herald]

oh

[lofty herald]

aint no way he said that, thats just wrong

I hate alex

[dense frigate]

he fr said that

[clever spire]

he was saying a lot of bs but we should go back on topic

[dense frigate]

Alex def #1 hated for like everyone here I'd assume

[clever spire]

like uh i like parsnips!!

[dusty ibex]

yea we can move on from the likes of benis

[lofty herald]

hes kind of a dick

[clever spire]

noooo

[lofty herald]

and he is a little too close of friends with haley soooo

[clever spire]

not my wife

[dense frigate]

He likes such annoying gifts, he's annoying etc he's just, no.

[lofty herald]

my wife*

[dense frigate]

Our wife*

[clever spire]

communism guys

[lofty herald]

MINE EUHFHU(FEHU(FUH(EUHBFUHFjkosnfnskoj

[lofty herald]

oh you are right mb

[clever spire]

[lofty herald]

our wife

she gets unneeded hate, people just don't wanna face the truth that she's the best ig

[clever spire]

yeah

[dense frigate]

Some people actually like Alex..

[lofty herald]

theres alex lore? I thought he was the most bland loser imagineable

[dusty ibex]

im ngl my little sister played and she liked alex

[clever spire]

mostly ppl who play as male farmers cuz they can just close their eyes to his sexism

[dusty ibex]

yea he has kinda a sad backstory and stuff

[dense frigate]

pretty sure it's that shes one of the very few npcs that doesn't have any easy to get loved gifts on the first year||Unless you rushed to coconuts||

[lofty herald]

I play as a male farmer but my only focus is haley so yeah

[dusty ibex]

elliot kinda seems like he’d be snobby about things

[lofty herald]

oh didnt know that

[dense frigate]

Just like Leah I don't like waiting so long for him

[clever spire]

he writes roses r red violets r blue kinda poems 💀💀💀

[dusty ibex]

he probably finishes his novel or whatever and it turns out he just ripped it off from somewhere else

[dense frigate]

Yeah

[dusty ibex]

i don’t really like Sebastian too much

[lofty herald]

yeah haley better

[dense frigate]

Who's your 3 least favs

[dusty ibex]

spouses or just people

[torn bolt]

I thought we had already stablish Sam is the coolest.

[dense frigate]

People general

[lofty herald]

alex, seb and sam

no

why is haley there

[dense frigate]

Coolest yeah

[dusty ibex]

pierre, clint and abigail

[dense frigate]

fr???

[lofty herald]

😠

[dusty ibex]

ya

[dense frigate]

Just looks or general purpose and whatnot

[clever spire]

marlon is my favorite

[dusty ibex]

not really based on looks but

[clever spire]

he’s just so hot

[lofty herald]

bro

[lofty herald]

BROOOO

[clever spire]

honorary dilf

[dusty ibex]

abigail kinda scares me bc she likes hanging around graves and the occult and stuff

[lofty herald]

marlon is like 90

[dusty ibex]

maybe she’s gonna try like sacrifice me to a moon god one day or smth

[clever spire]

dilf material

[dense frigate]

What about Clint

[lofty herald]

thats why haleys better she would never do that

convert to haley

[dusty ibex]

clint kinda is a bit weird over emily and he just complains and grumbles about his life

[lofty herald]

I hate clint

[clever spire]

i dislike clint cuz he an incel frl

[dusty ibex]

he’s like a Shane without the alcoholism and a little incel vibes to him

[lofty herald]

bros name is clint

[clever spire]

little?

[dense frigate]

Instantly down in ratings just off that

[dusty ibex]

yea at least he’s shy about his incelness

[clever spire]

u mean a lot 💀

[lofty herald]

probably not

[limpid oyster]

is squid just rare?

[dense frigate]

Benis is back! Woohoo!

[limpid oyster]

do i need a better rod?

[lofty herald]

thats a herring benis

[dense frigate]

LOL

[limpid oyster]

yeah ik, but i cant find any squids

[drifting field]

maybe squids have a level requirement or smth

[dusty ibex]

ok sorry benis ur gonna have to hold a block i dont trust u anymore

[lofty herald]

squids are rare I think

[limpid oyster]

Thought so as well but im lvl 7 fishing

[drifting field]

they are one of the harder fish to catch

[lofty herald]

haley supremacy forever o7

[limpid oyster]

ahh ok i understand.

@lofty herald do u know how i can dump abigail

so i can marry haley

[dense frigate]

It took me like 7 minutes to fish one with 57 fishing level, they're just rare ig

[lofty herald]

not telling you bc you didnt marry haley in the first place :p

[limpid oyster]

would an ||iridium rod|| be good?

[clever spire]

clint makes a remark about the farmer winning emily like she’s some object to win so i hate him now

[drifting field]

there's an item you can use to break up with someone you've given a bouquet to iirc

[limpid oyster]

i did bagel, on my switch 😛

[dense frigate]

YOU DONT HAVE ONE ALREADY?

[lofty herald]

not good enough

[dusty ibex]

yeah it made me want to marry emily just to make him sad

[limpid oyster]

i didn't see it as worth i just use bamboo pole

[drifting field]

mhm id think so

[dusty ibex]

u also have George who says something kinda homophobic

[limpid oyster]

my apologies bagel i'll repent for my sins

[lofty herald]

so you dont even use bait

[limpid oyster]

nope

[lofty herald]

damn oldschool

[limpid oyster]

thanks

[drifting field]

he's an old man ||who changes his view about it once you get to high hearts with him||

[quiet crystal]

Clint is literally only cool because he makes my tools better

[limpid oyster]

it's not that fairly/mari

[lofty herald]

haley forever

[dusty ibex]

yeah it’s true

[limpid oyster]

actually yeah its exactly that lol

[lofty herald]

my goal is to have 5 stars with every villager

[somber rain]

do tappers still produce resin and stuff in winter?

[limpid oyster]

i was curious how relationship with abigail is

[dusty ibex]

yup

[lofty herald]

and 10 with haley of course

[dense frigate]

stars?

[limpid oyster]

yes

[lofty herald]

hearts 😭

[dense frigate]

OHH LOL

[lofty herald]

lmao I didnt even realize

[drifting field]

i personally find it great that the npcs have flaws but i very much doubt CA would put an incel in the game so i dont agree with the whole "clint is a certified incel" stuff tbh

[peak cargo]

Go I to Lewis’s house, one of the books, you can spend 50k to divorce someone. But they will basically hate you from then on, until post CC where you can wipe someone’s memory

[lofty herald]

omg how could I forget </3 Life will never be the same

[limpid oyster]

||WIPE SOMEONES MEMORY||

[dense frigate]

What

[limpid oyster]

WHAAAAT I didnt even know that

[lofty herald]

What

[dusty ibex]

yeah i think it was meant to come off as a little unrequited crush but it doesn’t work

[cobalt hare]

yeah you should spoiler that last part hencho

[limpid oyster]

but damn 50k really

[lofty herald]

clint is just special in his own way

[clever spire]

special is one word for it

[lofty herald]

benis what are you on about

[limpid oyster]

do u mean i will never get hearts with abigail again

[dusty ibex]

but tbh thank u clint for the iridium tools

[lofty herald]

"it" 😭

[limpid oyster]

Bagel what is wrong sir/ma'am/other?

[dense frigate]

I wonder that literally every time he says something

[lofty herald]

LMAO

[cobalt hare]

are you Clint undercover ?

[limpid oyster]

@cobalt hare is waht i wrote fine or is that still offensive sorry im learning

[quiet crystal]

Clind is painfully shy, and he goes about his existance in the wrong way

[lofty herald]

sir bagel works perfectly

[clever spire]

clint needs some therapy

[peak cargo]

If you divorce her, yeah. She won’t accept gifts, she’ll be upset every time you talk her.

[cobalt hare]

Clint's therapist is Benis

[limpid oyster]

Ok Sir Bagel, while haley is indeed forever, i would still like abigail to send me gifts

[lofty herald]

wow you are using abigail

[limpid oyster]

Ohh I see, alright thanks

[lofty herald]

benis is fake smh

[limpid oyster]

How i'm not a therapist