stardew-valley

[languid swan]

I'm just lazy haha

[visual quail]

I mean, that's kind of the point of the game lel

building stuff and progressing

[sick shore]

yea

you gotta do work to get more money

lmaooo

[merry shard]

This is basically my cows right now

[sick shore]

downloading mods is indeed a choice

[languid swan]

can I just let my cows and chicken sit in the shipping bin

[visual quail]

Welcome! Nice

[tidal yacht]

You so high

[merry shard]

They’re hotter then the surface of the sun

[sick shore]

LOL

[merry shard]

No

[sick shore]

I love the warning being like "prolonged use will damage the CPU" bro, I think even a second at that temperature will damage the CPU

mine is Shen Qiao as a naga :)

Pamgail is vibing

[cobalt hare]

NO STOP

[charred palm]

xDDDD

That's soooo cursed 💀💀

[cobalt hare]

he looks like my uncle's left ball wtf

[charred palm]

Heya my favorite Bran

[languid swan]

why do you know what your uncle's left ball looks like

[charred palm]

💀💀

[cobalt hare]

💔

[sick shore]

OH NO

sus af

[cobalt hare]

man i can explain-

[sick shore]

sure

[cobalt hare]

oh shi ok ahem

[silk agate]

can i re customize my char ?

[charred palm]

Just delete history and pray for the junimos to never appear

[visual quail]

Yas

[charred palm]

Yes befriend the wizard

[sick shore]

befriend wizard and you can go into his basement

[cobalt hare]

i thought u said chair lmao

[charred palm]

Haha hope you have a good time

[sick shore]

abagail lol

[charred palm]

Abigail

[languid swan]

why is Caviar only 700g?

doesn't Pierre suspect Abby isn't his daughter?

[distant sphinx]

yeah...

[scenic mica]

Abigail is so cool I wish women were real

[distant sphinx]

but

[toxic girder]

I love my farm’s name

[sick shore]

I mean, tbh it's just a theory because Wizard says ||I have reason to believe one of the residents is my child|| and Caroline says ||she goes on 'secret walks' to his tower 💀||

[distant sphinx]

||the wizard is supposedly father||

[cobalt hare]

and pierre thinks something is sus

[wild moss]

Caroline is the wizards daughter not Abigail

[cobalt hare]

wtf

no

[distant sphinx]

yep makes sense

[wild moss]

yes

[sick shore]

what if that's the truth omg

[wild moss]

she’s vehemently against dyed hair and similar things yet has green hair herself

where does the green come from you ask?

the traveling merchant

[sick shore]

no no

[cobalt hare]

tea lmao jk

[distant sphinx]

omg exposed

[wild moss]

who is right next to the wizards tower

[distant sphinx]

it all makes sense now

[wild moss]

Abigail has the weird hair genes too

[sick shore]

The wizard has an ex-wife ||the witch from the witch's hut, maybe she has green hair and gave birth to Caroline???||

it's all coming together: ||and the purple hair could've skipped a generation||

[wild moss]

she did dye it but the color never went away

[distant sphinx]

what do you guys think about a #sewers channel for talking about lore/theories and stuff

since channels always get filled for like 30 mins on this stuff

[merry minnow]

damn that linus event I wasnt ready lol

[sick shore]

if purple hair is recessive, it could've skipped a generation so Caroline is actually the wizard's daughter B)

[distant sphinx]

cuz that's what #images-and-memes used to be called and it sounds cool

also theres #town-square and #adventurers-guild which are places in the game

time to dm bouncer

wish me luck

[cobalt hare]

good luck

[sick shore]

anyways

[small bison]

i need one more heart for elliott

.(

[scenic mica]

Why not make the lore channel the library?

[distant sphinx]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

it's just a suggestion

it's up to the admins

[scenic mica]

I just figure I'd misconstrue if the channel was called sewers

I'd think that's a shitposting channel

[languid swan]

oh right, my OCD is what's stopping me from creating more machines to make artisan goods

I haven't figured out my farm layout yet

[cobalt hare]

thqt

[languid swan]

I need organization

[distant sphinx]

sounds rough

[trail nest]

hello new farmers

[cobalt hare]

hello

[distant sphinx]

o no

I swear I'll change it back dew

[trail nest]

dont worry

[distant sphinx]

pls don't hurt me

[trail nest]

hello pam!!

[merry minnow]

I'll marry Haley

she is too cute

[cobalt hare]

oh

[trail nest]

i am drawing pam

[cobalt hare]

nice

[merry minnow]

wait isn't pam the alcoholic mother of penny ?

[cobalt hare]

yes

[trail nest]

yes

[cobalt hare]

bruh

[trail nest]

shes both

[merry minnow]

You can't romance her ??

[cobalt hare]

nope

[trail nest]

i WISH you could

[merry minnow]

tbh it's a bit jarring like

all the girls are like 16 17 at best

and I'm like 35 years old farmer

[cobalt hare]

i'd make more lil pennys running around in a sec

[merry minnow]

It's a bit creepy

[distant sphinx]

all the bachelors/bachelorettes are 21+

[glad ridge]

hey guys

[distant sphinx]

💀

[cobalt hare]

i mean isnt shane like 30 lmaoo

gay stuff yaknow

[merry minnow]

damn they act like kids lol

[small bison]

yes

[distant sphinx]

yeah they act/look like teenagers

at least some of them do

[cobalt hare]

ye

[languid swan]

I picked Penny cuz she gives off a more mature vibe than the others >.>

[merry minnow]

yea she is the only one who is like kinda adult

[cobalt hare]

shane>>

[languid swan]

uh

[visual quail]

leah too

[languid swan]

Shane's old

[merry minnow]

isnt that the alcoholic bro ?

[scenic mica]

I really thought Caroline was a marriage option when I first booted the game up lmao

[cobalt hare]

yes

[cobalt hare]

she looks so young fr

[scenic mica]

Then found out she is uh married to the shopkeeper

[languid swan]

this is my first playthrough, Shane is a butt so I didn't like him lol

[merry minnow]

I wish I could go for sam's mother lol

[scenic mica]

How do I make her divorce him and marry me

[languid swan]

I WANTED CAROLINE TOO

[distant sphinx]

ew jodi

[scenic mica]

😎

[languid swan]

I heard there was marriage in this game, then I saw Caroline and my neurons activated

[merry minnow]

hot milf in your neighbour lol

[cobalt hare]

o

[distant sphinx]

there are always mods...

[languid swan]

Pierre's a nerd anyways

[merry minnow]

I wont mods for my first playthrough

[scenic mica]

Not for switch there isn't 😔

[merry minnow]

I only moded portraits atm lol

[distant sphinx]

actually...

[round robin]

I was like this for Alex it was the most chaotic 15 minutes I’ve experienced in my life 😨

[distant sphinx]

I don't know anything about switch modding lol

I just know it's a thing

[merry minnow]

na I mean mods who change the original gameplay

[languid swan]

I don't like Alex....he's too narcissistic

[distant sphinx]

mmm the sexist jock

[scenic mica]

Ah I haven't modded my switch yet

I said I wouldn't until the new system comes out

[distant sphinx]

well uh

molding a switch is kinda hard

[languid swan]

every single one of Alex's lines start with "I"

[scenic mica]

I'm not artisan enough to be molding a Nintendo console

[distant sphinx]

“You remembered my birthday? I'm impressed. Thanks.”
boom

[languid swan]

not really but, that's annoying to me lol

[glad ridge]

i was just clicking around the town and i got a junimo plushy from a bush

[round robin]

Pre marriage he’s quite something
POST marriage tho is a whole different ball park

It’s the post part that has me on my knees

[scenic mica]

I think I like Sam and Sebastian the most of the dudes

[distant sphinx]

totally not narcissistic

[languid swan]

that's just my first impression, I might bother going through all the marriages and seeing his development

[fathom belfry]

hi brangail, looking beautiful

[eternal kite]

How do I craft on a iOS iPhone?

[languid swan]

you buy an android phone and play on it instead

[distant sphinx]

go into your inventory menu and press the hammer

[eternal kite]

I did that

[distant sphinx]

now craft

[fathom belfry]

we prefer cult

[distant sphinx]

🤨

[cobalt hare]

guys who should i draw

[scenic mica]

pam

[distant sphinx]

facebook group

[distant sphinx]

[eternal kite]

How?

[distant sphinx]

click on the item you want to craft

[scenic mica]

Oh, how do I understand the language of the guy in the mines past the rock I had to mine with the steel pick?

[eternal kite]

I did and there’s a red square around it.

[distant sphinx]

donate all 4 dwarf scrolls to gunther

[scenic mica]

Thank you

[eternal kite]

What next?

[distant sphinx]

there's also a little secret involving the graveyard

[fathom belfry]

draw pamgail

[distant sphinx]

then do whatever you want with said item

[cobalt hare]

ight bet

[scenic mica]

What's this about?

[round robin]

Damn

[scenic mica]

Ah thanks

[woven flint]

my friend doesnt see a cave entrance but i do

im confused

[fathom belfry]

like 10 people? idk, we started yesterday lol

we don't judge at the church of pam

[distant sphinx]

but I do

[fathom belfry]

dew is our president/graphic designer

dew might have already, lemme check

[distant sphinx]

Friend of Pam lol

[woven flint]

can anyone help?

[distant sphinx]

:(

welcome

this server is mostly wholesome

have fun and hang out

every fucking day

[round robin]

Ayyy Switch gang

[dusky drift]

I just started playing stardew valley and already at winter

[serene walrus]

Yay happy you like it (*ﾟ▽ﾟ)ﾉ

[dusky drift]

I play switch

Im actually looking foir someone to play with me on my farm

[serene walrus]

Hi welcome (^O^)/

[distant sphinx]

lots of new switch players 👀

welcome to the server

[tight pagoda]

OKAY, so I think Ima focus on getting most of my community center completed and giving gifts to everyone in order to be friends with everyone lol

[serene walrus]

Howdy what r u up to?

[round robin]

Marnie (?) Will randomly come up to you at some point and ask if you wanna adopt one

[woven flint]

my friend doesnt see the same things i do, im the host

[heady echo]

Hey hey! New farmer here. Just about to end year 2 summer. No clue what I’m doing lol I’m on the switch, but plan to get a PC for the modded version eventually.

[distant sphinx]

it's after earning 1k

[round robin]

Ohhh I never noticed it was linked to earnings lmfao

[odd bluff]

hello, is there a channel for trading items?

[silk agate]

is the box beside my house rubbish ? 🤡

[cobalt hare]

Hi welcome!

[distant sphinx]

ingmae items?

[odd bluff]

ye

[distant sphinx]

it's 25k

[dusky drift]

who wants to play with me?

[heady echo]

Thank you!!

[odd bluff]

if that option even exists in the game

[silk agate]

can i recover them ?

[distant sphinx]

it doesn't sorry

*before you sleep

[odd bluff]

there is a mission that robin wants me to get 80 woods and store at that house but its not the normal wood

[cobalt hare]

What have you done so far in year 2?

[odd bluff]

i already stored 80 but it shows i have only got 64 woods

like the mission still aint completed idk

[distant sphinx]

hardwood can be found by chopping down the big logs and stumps

[fathom belfry]

dew posted it on the other channel, here you go

[distant sphinx]

if that's what you're talking about

[fathom belfry]

dew, like pam, never lets me down

[odd bluff]

i know

[tight pagoda]

When the wizard drugs the drink he gives you so you flying trees

[odd bluff]

i put 80 hardwoods in her store but the mission still says i have to get 16 hardwoods more

[round robin]

You have to chop down enough stumps for 80 pieces of hardwood

[distant sphinx]

if you go to the ||secret woods|| there are stumps that regen there every day

[odd bluff]

but i already put 80 in her storage

[odd bluff]

i know that

[silk agate]

ah well xd

[distant sphinx]

you have to get the wood while the quest is active

it can't be stored away

[serene walrus]

You have to collect it fresh you can use already stored but it won't count towards the "collecting" part

[odd bluff]

its confusing to explain sorry 😭

[heady echo]

Great question! I’m getting more bundles knocked out. I really want the greenhouse. I’m about to buy the big barn so I can get a goat and my cow can have a baby (🤞🏾). And that’s about it so far. I don’t plan to get married lol

[distant sphinx]

6 second slowmode

[serene walrus]

Lmao

OK bye xD

[distant sphinx]

Bye peachy 👋

beautiful

[fathom belfry]

one of us one of us

[cobalt hare]

Nice! You should consider crafting some kegs/jars to put your crops in to get some more profit

You can never have enough of those 😊

[fathom belfry]

probably recovering from all that ill designing

[trail nest]

hello

[fathom belfry]

with great art comes great rest

[trail nest]

omg pam fam hello!!!

omg

[wary siren]

why is everyone pam who are you people

[fathom belfry]

hi pam

[trail nest]

pam fam

[merry minnow]

what the hell

it is an invasion

[charred palm]

💀

[distant sphinx]

my pam pfp was a post cc spoiler 💀

[charred palm]

Hello Bran ✨

[woeful gust]

How do I get hardwood

[sharp sable]

So many pams

[heady echo]

That’s a good idea! I have three preserve jars, but I should do the kegs as well

[distant sphinx]

beach pam

[fathom belfry]

one day, this server will just be a bunch of pams talking amongst themselves

every day, we get closer

[distant sphinx]

chopping the big stumps/logs

[woeful gust]

Ok thx

[distant sphinx]

you can get 12 hardwood per day in the ||secret woods||

[odd bluff]

basically my issue is that i only found out rn that i can go to the secret woods daily to get 12 hardwoods, and i only have 2 days left of this mission which means i only have tomorrow to get 12 hardwoods. the total of woods i got in the mission card its 64/80 because i already have gotten some hardwoods before getting to do this mission, thats why i already have stored 80/80 hardwoods at robin's house. but to fully accomplish the mission, it needs to also to complete the 64/80 hardwoods that i got during the mission but i'll only be able to get 12 hardwoods tomorrow, and that will turn into 78/80.

[charred palm]

Not as amazing as you

[odd bluff]

this was hard as heck for me to write so please at least one person read this

[distant sphinx]

do you have any mahogany trees?

[odd bluff]

i dont think so

[distant sphinx]

well...

rip

[odd bluff]

ye im very unlucky

[cobalt hare]

guys i'm sorry

[serene walrus]

💀

[distant sphinx]

isn't the reward from that quest|| the deluxe red double bed?||

[dusky drift]

I am so lonely haha

[fathom belfry]

you are a genius

[odd bluff]

YES ITS A BED

[fathom belfry]

you have nothing to be sorry for

[cobalt hare]

lmao

[odd bluff]

SHE SAYS SHE NEEDS HARDWOOD TO BUILD A BED

[distant sphinx]

well it's a very nice bed

[odd bluff]

80 HARDWOODS

[fathom belfry]

the way the makeup matches the hair. superb.

[trail nest]

pams!!

[distant sphinx]

one of my favs

[trail nest]

pams assemble

[fathom belfry]

pam formation

[odd bluff]

anyways i know the mission wont be finished as i wanted so maybe its best for me to get the hardwood back??

[distant sphinx]

still feels like a new item even though 1.5 released december 2020 💀

[odd bluff]

idk

[fathom belfry]

ok now pammies, let's get in formation

[noble yoke]

Can you place ||mini-obelisks|| outside of your farm?

[cobalt hare]

ok yup you're blocked

[distant sphinx]

you can get the stuff back from the lost and found thing in lewis's house

[trail nest]

ok

[distant sphinx]

no sadly

they would be so good

[noble yoke]

sad, thanks

[trail nest]

pams, we are here to gather around pamyoba. everyone, say something to pamyoba!

[cobalt hare]

lmaoo

[distant sphinx]

||what I like to do is route them to my obelisks so the obelisks don't have to be in front of my house||

[fathom belfry]

Pam is unresponsive

[distant sphinx]

Ik post cc spoiler but shut

[trail nest]

may pamyoba bless us with parsnip soup

now pams!!!

i have something for all of you!! 🛐

[cobalt hare]

o

[distant sphinx]

and potato juice

[trail nest]

pam jam for all pams to feast upon

[cobalt hare]

lmao

[distant sphinx]

cannibalism?

[trail nest]

no its pam jam not pam pickle

[odd bluff]

@distant sphinx thank you so much for reading that big text explaining my issue, it really means much for me because i was storing all my mental energy writing that lmfao

[distant sphinx]

yeah but you're pam

[eternal kite]

I can’t find Robin @ her house and I need her to build me a barn.

[trail nest]

its not cannibal

[distant sphinx]

np I'm just here to help

[noble yoke]

What day is it?

[cobalt hare]

guys i'm bored what else should i draw

[trail nest]

pam

[eternal kite]

Tuesday the 9th.

[noble yoke]

She does not work on tuesdays

She is at pierres

[cobalt hare]

why lmao it's horrific

[trail nest]

pams gather around

[eternal kite]

Where does Pam live?

[trail nest]

trailer

[distant sphinx]

the trailer

just play the game smh

[trail nest]

however, this is where we live

[cobalt hare]

wtf

[merry minnow]

lol

[eternal kite]

I only found Penny there.

[distant sphinx]

you've been asking simple questions that can be solved by literally just playing

[trail nest]

pams i have a question

[fathom belfry]

pam was prob in the saloon

[trail nest]

pams... should i make us a group chat

[upper pasture]

🧍‍♀️

holy cramp pam cult

[trail nest]

ok i will

[upper pasture]

ayeeee

[trail nest]

one moment

[upper pasture]

baygirl

yk i wish

but im matching w someone

[cobalt hare]

lmao can i join

[trail nest]

yws

[upper pasture]

oh

OH BET

[trail nest]

just nickname

u put pam in nickname

[cobalt hare]

ok

[upper pasture]

alr alr

:)

😭

[distant sphinx]

m

this is so sad

[upper pasture]

there we go

[cobalt hare]

oops

[distant sphinx]

Pam is a milf?????

[elder thunder]

is there any easier way to get hardwood? ||secret woods|| just isn't enough ;-;

[distant sphinx]

mahogany trees

[undone junco]

^

[distant sphinx]

if you're on mobile, cry

[upper pasture]

mobile is just hard

[distant sphinx]

no 1.5?

https://tenor.com/view/megamind-megamind-meme-no-bitches-bitches-confused-gif-25108008

[trail nest]

ya

[upper pasture]

oh dang no

back then it was hard

i think 1.2 or 1.3

[distant sphinx]

mobile released on stardew valley 1.3

[tender arch]

:) hello

[upper pasture]

tf then 1.4

[upper pasture]

i have no memory of anything

[woven flint]

can anyone tell me why my friend doesnt have the mine quest in his journal but i do? im the host of a coop world

[crude tapir]

Did he check his mailbox, or what does the quest exactly say

[cobalt hare]

Hello

[tender arch]

allo

[woven flint]

he never got the mail from jojo mart or whatever

so he doesnt have the journal entry explore the mine

[tender arch]

<~< is anyone here a mobile player

:) yes that is me

[crude tapir]

Is it the quest like „reach __ of the mine?“ I think you needed to talk to marlon and enter the mine stuff

[tender arch]

i agree

[woven flint]

the mine is blocked by a rock for him

[lament path]

raises hand

[tender arch]

:D

[charred palm]

Double hand raise

[crude tapir]

Not sure on that one but I can’t think of anyone else

[crude tapir]

Eh? Is it not day 5 yet?

[woven flint]

it is

its day 10 lol

im the only one who got the letter day 5 for some reaosn

[crude tapir]

Weird

[charred palm]

🖐️

[merry shard]

I got 3 of the same rarecrow because the traveler sold them 3 times in a row

[eternal kite]

I tried talking to her a few times but game said she was out of it.

[merry shard]

Does the cart always sell the snowman rarecrow

[warped hamlet]

more than 1 is basically useless lmao

[cobalt hare]

add me yall

[warped hamlet]

it can, just not always

[merry shard]

But it’s had it every time I went there

[warped hamlet]

luck 🤷‍♂️

[small bison]

i need like 3 other rarecrows

[merry shard]

But I want goat milk

Or wool

[warped hamlet]

if you want you could use sdv predictor

[merry shard]

What

[warped hamlet]

it tells you when/where certain events will happen,

like the travelling cart contents for the next ever

[small bison]

i need the 3rd, 5th and 6th rarecrow .(

[warped hamlet]

or when the next train will come

[merry shard]

How will that get me goat milk

[warped hamlet]

it will tell you when it is, so you know exactly when to go 🤷‍♂️

[merry shard]

But I check it twice a week

[little edge]

hey pls some one could help me with a bee farm lay out?????

[merry shard]

Place bee and flower

[warped hamlet]

you could try look in #farms-and-outfits

[tender arch]

wanna play? <-<

[tender arch]

u too?

[charred palm]

Yup :)

[tender arch]

:D

oki

:) wanna vc in dms?

[daring echo]

how long is an hour in game? i forgor

[warped hamlet]

~42 seconds

[daring echo]

ok thanks

[tender arch]

👋🏻

[cobalt hare]

pamtree

[tender arch]

pamtree is best tree lol

🖐🏻🖐🏻 🖐🏻🖐🏻

:D

hey Bran, what do you play on?

hmm🤔

is there a way for laptop to play with mobile with ip, cus theres a multuplayer mod :)

[warped hamlet]

crossplay beteen platforms isnt possible in vannila + moible cant multiplayer at all iirc

[tender arch]

<-< you can play multiplayer with a mod on smapi

[eternal kite]

How do I make a lot of gold when I just started?

[lament path]

We dont have multiplayer, it's VERY broken

[lament path]

Fish

[tender arch]

aww man :(

[eternal kite]

How do I unlock the ability to fish?

[brisk wave]

Second day

[leaden haven]

Get a rod

[lament path]

Day 2 read the letter from willy and follow the instructions

[brisk wave]

Willy will give you a rod at the beach

[leaden haven]

And fish

[tender arch]

can i eat this :)

[brisk wave]

You can drink it

[tender arch]

:D

[lament path]

CA is planning that the next update has to do with modding capabilities

So we gotta wait after 1.5

[tender arch]

isn't there that smapi thing?

[lament path]

Yes, but mobile mods are unstable

[eternal kite]

I already have it. How do I use it?

[brisk wave]

I've found only 10 or so mods work on mobile

[brisk wave]

What platform are you on?

[lament path]

What device are you on

[eternal kite]

iOS

[lament path]

Damn it ethan

[eternal kite]

iOS

[lament path]

Long press

[brisk wave]

And follow the green bar

Keep it somewhat in the middle of the green bar

To catch the fish

[lament path]

And Long press to make the green bar go up

[tender arch]

[lament path]

Let go to go down

[brisk wave]

And you'll lose it if the right bar goes all the way down

Sorry lemme rephrase

The fish *

[lament path]

I'm headed to school so bye

[brisk wave]

Fish will be moving up and down

[tender arch]

wait what-

[brisk wave]

Follow with you green bar

[eternal kite]

As soon as I see the yellow ! I tap the screen to reel it in?

[brisk wave]

https://stardewvalleywiki.com/Fishing

[warped hamlet]

yes

[brisk wave]

Hard to explain in text

[eternal kite]

I got a sunfish!!!

[brisk wave]

Nice!

[merry shard]

I’m about to sell 40 jars of mayonnaise

[lament path]

?

[tender arch]

nothing :)

[charred jay]

No school in pelican town

[tender arch]

only farming :)

[merry shard]

I think it’s about my 40 jars of mayonnaise

[tender arch]

hum yes

[charred jay]

126k mayonnaise

[merry shard]

Why can’t you eat mayonnaise in this game or pickles and jelly

[tender arch]

casually eats 1k of it now you have 1.5k mayonnaise

[eternal kite]

I also got some seaweed and a broken CD which Idk how I’m supposed to fix it.

[tender arch]

:D i am weed

._.

[charred jay]

L

[merry shard]

I named my duck banger and my goat better banger

[tender arch]

🖐🏻🤝 🖐🏻

[eternal kite]

How do I fix the CD guys?

[charred jay]

Named my rabbits the 4 horsemen of the apocalypse

[hasty pond]

recycling machine

[eternal kite]

Where’s that?

[charred jay]

Craft at a higher level

[hasty pond]

https://stardewvalleywiki.com/Recycling_Machine

[charred jay]

*fishing level

[charred jay]

So for now you either hoard the trash for later or just throw it

[charred palm]

It'll give you a refined quartz

[tender arch]

lol

[eternal kite]

I’m selling the CD!

[charred palm]

You'll get 0g

[charred jay]

T

[tender arch]

i cant, they are shaking hands :)

[summer hamlet]

I always save my trash in a save until I get a recycling machine

[tender arch]

srry, holding

[summer hamlet]

I never have to make refined quartz outside of what I have from cds and broken glasses lol

[merry shard]

I bet I got the best farm

[keen nebula]

hii!!! best crops for summer? i have access to kegs and sprinklers

[ashen flume]

u could try ||starfruit from the desert||

[plush yacht]

Melons

[ashen flume]

otherwise melon wine

[merry shard]

Ok@I could bug 2 auto grabbers or a divorce idk what to do though

[ashen flume]

first option

[plush yacht]

Blueberries as well

[visual quail]

If you keg them, hops are amazing

[ashen flume]

oh yeah true

do hops

[merry shard]

Well marnie isn’t there so no

[hasty pond]

besides kegging hops, blueberries and melons

[ashen flume]

isn't it sold somewhere else

at joja

[merry shard]

No

[tender arch]

<-< is it possable to love 2 people in here

[ashen flume]

oh ok

[plush yacht]

No thats ||autopetter||

[ashen flume]

oh I managed to read it wrong

sorry

[hasty pond]

what

[dusty ibex]

I like using crystallariums to produce fire quartz for refined quartz

[plush yacht]

?

[tender arch]

it it possable to marry 2 people in stardew valley?

[summer hamlet]

not without mods

[wise garnet]

does petting your pet do anything?

[tender arch]

aww

[plush yacht]

No lol

[ashen flume]

increases friendship

[lament path]

That's smart

[visual quail]

You gain friendship faster

[summer hamlet]

yes it'll give them hearts with you and improve their products afaik

[plush yacht]

Who were u planning on marrying?

[merry shard]

https://www.xbox.com/play/media/NPVEWKLS I got best farm

[vague bone]

Hi everyone! I just joined!

[merry shard]

Ok

[summer hamlet]

welcome!!

[vague bone]

I started my game maybe like a week ago I think so I’m fairly new

[summer hamlet]

nice! i hope you like it

which farm map did you choose?

[vague bone]

I don’t remember honestly

[plush yacht]

Hello!

[summer hamlet]

LOL understandable

I like the standard map the most

[willow vault]

Hi!!

[vague bone]

Yeah I think I chose the standard map

[plush yacht]

I love forest! Especially for beggining

It is small tho

[vague bone]

Hi!

[vague bone]

Hi!

[summer hamlet]

i like your pfp :0

[merry shard]

How long large goat milky take

For

[summer hamlet]

how long do they take to process into cheese or how long they take to get?

[merry shard]

Purchase goat need large goat milk

[summer hamlet]

yeah you need to let them grow into an adult and then over time they will eventually product large goat milk

they start out with regular goat milk first

not sure of exactly how long it will take, but it'll be a bit

[merry shard]

What amount of day it for that be able happen them

I witch just went to my coop what that mean

[summer hamlet]

it takes 5 days for the goat to mature into an adult goat, and then i think you maybe need 3 hearts with the goat for them to start producing large goat milk? not sure about that

but make sure you feed them and pet them every day

[summer hamlet]

you have a void egg! you'll wanna save it an incubate it when you eventually upgrade your coop

[merry shard]

I still refuse to get clay for a silo

[summer hamlet]

are you letting your animals eat grass then?

come winter time, if you dont have a silo, your animals wont be able to eat and wont produce anything

[merry shard]

Imma do the same thing I did with my first and only Dino egg

[summer hamlet]

unless you buy all your hay from marnie, but with her unreliable schedule 💀 /hj

[merry shard]

I bought 1k from her

Ok the void egg is mayonnaise now

It better be worth a lot

[merry shard]

Eeew saving, everything in my farm is ether sold or turned into mayonnaise then sold

Ok so I can eat void mayonnaise but not actually mayonnaise

[agile temple]

shoot

[echo monolith]

I want unlimited cats

[distant sphinx]

Mods?

[noble yoke]

So... my ||gold Lewis statue|| was broken by a villager, and its not in Marnie's room neither Lewis's. What do I do?

[desert zinc]

cope or restart the day

[echo monolith]

oop

[distant sphinx]

What wobin said

[echo monolith]

use item spawner

[ashen flume]

Maybe check where it was before?idk

[dark field]

try checking the lost and found

[noble yoke]

Where is that?

[desert zinc]

thats serious by the way, the statue does literally nothing so there isnt much of a loss unless you genuinely want the decor

[dark field]

In Lewis' house

Look for a bin that has a ? sign over it

[desert zinc]

all it does is give like ~400g which really isnt alot of money

[rancid prairie]

[distant sphinx]

The bribe money?

[desert zinc]

yeah, thats really the only thing it does

[noble yoke]

I don't see the statue, rip

[shy cliff]

what do u guys think the best farm is for a somewhat experienced player

[distant sphinx]

Riverland💀

[noble yoke]

Beach if you want a challenge, hiltop is good too because of the quarry you get.

[shy cliff]

hm. i might try beach or river

[noble yoke]

beach is big

[carmine umbra]

I liked four corners

[grim cedar]

What is the best crop per season? 🤔

[summer hamlet]

kinda depends on where you're at in the game

[grim cedar]

Only in like, year 3.

[summer hamlet]

ah i see

i cant remember off the top of my head (i have to google it every season) but starfruit is best for summer, and for spring I think it's strawberry?

cant rember fall

[carmine umbra]

Spring - Strawberries
Summer - Starfruit / Blueberries
Fall - Cranberries(?)

[summer hamlet]

oh yeah cranberries

[distant sphinx]

||Spring:coffee,rhubarb,af,strawberries
Summer:starfruit,blueberries,melons
Fall:sweetgem,cranberries,pumpkins
Winter:💀||

[grim cedar]

Awe that is helpful! Thank you!

[carmine umbra]

I think its cranberries or pumpkin

[summer hamlet]

they're expensive to buy but they give multiple harvests and it adds up!! (cranberries)

[loud flower]

winter you scrounge anything u can find

[ashen flume]

Love the winter crop choices

[distant sphinx]

I typed that out on my phone and it's so janky lmao

[loud flower]

as long as u have the green house u can plant whatever and make bank

[carmine umbra]

Winter is just for home decor

[loud flower]

winter you pray

[marble wharf]

how will you know when the season will change?

[distant sphinx]

28th is the last day of all seasons

[loud flower]

you can tell! usually the grass color will change and all out of season crops die

[languid swan]

Why does it feel so slow leveling mining and combat skill levels?

[distant sphinx]

mine more

commit genocide

[languid swan]

On my cows?

i don't wanna take care of them but they're still free revenue right now

[carmine umbra]

Nah foraging is the worst

TwT

[loud flower]

u just gotta grind

[languid swan]

Foraging is easy

[loud flower]

combat takes the longest

[languid swan]

Just clear trees

Braindead

Mining you have to keep tapping on a new rock every second

[loud flower]

mining is eh

[distant sphinx]

also braindead

[languid swan]

I'm on mobile

[marble wharf]

thankk you

[carmine umbra]

Nahh

[distant sphinx]

cap

[carmine umbra]

Just dive in ||skull cavern|| and kill everyone

Especially the big slime

[distant sphinx]

cap

[languid swan]

Trees I can just tap and hold, mines is just auto attack and watch my farmer spasm trying to hit rocks

[distant sphinx]

• ratio

[carmine umbra]

But trees are limited.

[loud flower]

combat is annoying

[distant sphinx]

seeds

[languid swan]

^^^^

[carmine umbra]

Hmm

Good point

LMAO IMMA PLANT A BUNCH OF TREE ON MY LAST CORNER

Just to spite on foraging

[loud flower]

do it

[carmine umbra]

I will.

[loud flower]

show them who’s boss

[distant sphinx]

then bomb it

[loud flower]

yes

[leaden haven]

Is anyone here on Xbox I need help with something and lfg is pretty slow

[languid swan]

Oh I can't send images

[distant sphinx]

need cowpoke role (lvl5)

[languid swan]

#images-and-memes message
If you've been ignoring everything to the left of the greenhouse you should have an overgrowth haha

[grim cedar]

Dang I have been looking at these other farms and feel like a bad farmer. Three years into the game and I hardly have anything. Some of these farms are just gorgeous!!

[bleak jay]

Just play what you want to do

[grim cedar]

All of it. I want to do all the things. Thats my problem. I jump around too much lol

[languid swan]

I'm just trying to focus on making money right now, since it's like the biggest hindrance to do anything/everything lol

Doesn't help that I have a habit of hoarding a bit of every item, because I don't know when I'll suddenly need it

[carmine umbra]

It is done

[minor karma]

I'm wondering if any of y'all like picrews

[loud flower]

you have time to do what u want! there’s no time limit on stardew valley so you can take as long as you want to make yr farm look however you want it to look

[loud flower]

WOOOOOOO

and so it begins

[carmine umbra]

It does help!

[loud flower]

yes

[carmine umbra]

I'll put tree fertilizer on em tomorrow.. if i have enough fibers that is

[minor karma]

Well I love thinking about how my SDV OC's portrait would look so I color-corrected a picrew for her

This my bb Makani's in-game look

I can link the picrew if you'd like :D!!

[carmine umbra]

THATS SO COOL

[minor karma]

It's kinda similar to the in-game portraits and I think its super cute!!

[loud flower]

that’s so cute pls link

i’ll do my character

[tidal yacht]

so much tree seeds 😭

[minor karma]

https://picrew.me/image_maker/1534641
Here bbies, I am very into the hair diversity!!!

[minor moon]

is ||ginger island|| farm like a giant greenhouse

[tidal yacht]

yeh essentially what it is :P

[minor moon]

lol ok thanks

[languid swan]

I say that but I immediately turned the Treasure Chest from secret notes into a pirate hat, but it doesnt even look good

[carmine umbra]

Yes i wanted to upgrade my foraging lvl

[carmine umbra]

Lmaoo

[minor karma]

I hope you enjoy ^~^

Oh and it says color editing is allowed so if its not just right, you can do color changes like I did ^~^

[loud flower]

i did it but can send it yet 😭😭

it’s so cute!!

[minor karma]

Oh yeaaah

You're not at the level

You can friend me, dm me the image and I'll send it for you

🤨

[carmine umbra]

THIS IS AWESOME

[minor karma]

YYYYEEES

YOUR FELLA IS VERY CUTE

Picrew lovers unite

[vocal sand]

You ever accidentally give a decently valuable item as a gift to someone on complete accident

[carmine umbra]

I think the eyes looked cooler :3

[vocal sand]

So, uh, yeah, I'm not getting that back

[distant sphinx]

reset the day?

[carmine umbra]

AHSHSHDHUD

Which one is better

I think this one looked friendlier

[loud flower]

???????

go outside challenge

[distant sphinx]

lmfaooo

[merry shard]

I spent 5 hours trying to get goat milk so I can finish the community center then when I was trying to get large goat milk I got wool from Emily I needed that or goat milk

[loud flower]

this is so cute!!! i love yr character

[vocal sand]

It's just an amethyst, it's not that important. I'm just not that happy about losing it, either.

[merry shard]

I just finished the greenhouse

[minor karma]

Very cute

[distant sphinx]

money time

[merry shard]

I got 2 bundles left

[carmine umbra]

Thank you!!!

[merry shard]

Fish tank and the board

[languid swan]

I feel worse accidentally gifting trash

[distant sphinx]

except to vincent and jas

they gave me clay so I give them beer

[merry shard]

Give them wine

[carmine umbra]

Shane boutta be so pissed

xD

[merry shard]

No homo though

[tame cradle]

is ||napalm ring|| good

[languid swan]

Dunno what that is but Elden Ring is pretty good imo

[distant sphinx]

Insanely good

[viscid cobalt]

can someone join my farm

im year 3 winter

[charred palm]

Best bet is in #multiplayer-lfg-old

[warped hamlet]

#multiplayer-lfg-old !

[viscid cobalt]

ohh

ok thank u sorry!!

im new

[charred palm]

No problem and welcome

[ashen flume]

I love that ring

[vocal sand]

I'd showcase what my character looks like, but I'm on Switch + very early on, so, it doesn't look too cool

"Farmer" in quotations bc I have like 15 crops at a time and get almost all my money from fishing

[warped hamlet]

im on year 10 and i havent even touched my character tbh

i just throw on whatever i get

[distant sphinx]

Blobfish mask 🥰

[vocal sand]

I'm pretty disappointed my Firewalker Boots aren't shown on my character design, though

[wild moss]

they should be

[vocal sand]

Oh yeah. I can somewhat make out the lines.

[tame cradle]

so... iridium ring vs napalm? Burglar isn't exactly negotiable

[distant sphinx]

Later on you'll be able to use 4 rings at once but stick with iridium for now

[tame cradle]

oh shit ok

[blazing python]

Hallo

[tribal yoke]

Hello!! I play in Spanish so I don’t exactly how this thing is called. But I completed the residential house. ||What are u supposed to do with the hole next to the mine, Willy gives you something to use when water shines? Something like that? ||

[warped hamlet]

there is a spanish sdv server iirc!

[tribal yoke]

Yeah I know. But nobody is replying right now and I’m very curious to find out jajajaja

[warped hamlet]

ah okay

[distant sphinx]

You can use the copper pan to pan for ores and stuff

[tribal yoke]

Mmm.. but how?

[warped hamlet]

oh community centre

[tribal yoke]

And where exactly?

[distant sphinx]

It's kinda useless imo but it can be used to find a rare ring lategame

[distant sphinx]

Where you see the particles in the water

[warped hamlet]

when the sparkles appear, click it with the copper pan, sometimes they are impossible to get though!

[tribal yoke]

Mmm got it! Thanks guys! One more thing, so after completing the community centre ||and making Joja go bankrupt, does the community centre work for anything at all? Or is just there for decoration? ||

|| All that effort for no reason? ☹️ ||

[warped hamlet]

well you do get some rewards sooo

[ashen flume]

The rewards are awesome

[cobalt hare]

It also unlocks the next part of the game and || changes some npc schedules ||

[ashen flume]

Yeah

[tame cradle]

I got ||qi's first quest|| but like just cannot get any of the following ones to activate, what gives?

[ashen flume]

After the cc, youre welcomed into the late game

[tame cradle]

the one where you have to get to like ||lvl 55 skull caverns or somehting||

[ashen flume]

Oh isnt it from secret notes

[rich crest]

lvl 55

[tame cradle]

*25

I think

[ashen flume]

Yeah its something like that

[tame cradle]

I forgot. I already did it and I can't get ANY of the following ones

like does it just happen eventually or is there something I need to do

[rich crest]

thats when u first enter it or something

[ashen flume]

Nah it isnt

[rich crest]

and then u go to sleep

[ashen flume]

Do that quest

[noble trellis]

[rich crest]

then he'll send u a mail

[noble trellis]

[tame cradle]

I ain't got any mail from ||Qi||

[wet fog]

my wife doesnt let me sleep in bed

[grizzled mountain]

Mobile 1.5 😔

[rich crest]

for the lvl 25 one

[ashen flume]

Yeah you gotta get to the level first

[rich crest]

yeah

[topaz chasm]

[wet fog]

nvm wives jokes are kinda awkward because of the married to emmi joke

so nvm

[grizzled mountain]

I started a mobile farm because i didnt have my switch on me and im sad thinking about it

[topaz chasm]

petition to add gunther's drip as a player outfit

[tame cradle]

I already got the lvl 25 one I did that like 2 seasons ago

I'm not getting ANY of the following ones

[ashen flume]

Oh well maybe bad luck with secret notes then

[tame cradle]

grrr

[rich crest]

there isnt any

[tame cradle]

what..

[rich crest]

except for the secret note

[tame cradle]

the wiki says there's more

[ashen flume]

Theres the ||level 100 one||

[tame cradle]

yeah definitely don't have that one

[ashen flume]

I think thats what theyre talking about

[rich crest]

yes which is the secret note

whats not clicking

[ashen flume]

So just bad secret note rng

[tame cradle]

shit

[rich crest]

i got it last on my recent save

[ashen flume]

No

[rich crest]

no that's for the ||casino||

[tame cradle]

I'm not getting it at ALL is my problem and it has been like two seasons, should've gotten it by now

[warped hamlet]

what arent u getting?

[rich crest]

keep killing monsters

and like destroy fibers and stuff

[ashen flume]

you could like mine,thats usually how i get secret notes

[tame cradle]

the ||secret note for lvl 100 Qi thing||

not everyday but like... pretty frequently

[rich crest]

just bad luck i guess

[ashen flume]

Dunno if luck affects secret notes

[rich crest]

yeah u just have bad rng

monsters have like 3% chance of dropping it

[ashen flume]

If anything bad luck would be better cause more enemies ig

(This is based on nothing but my stupid brain btw)

[merry shard]

Me help need with fish tank

[ashen flume]

Do elaborate

[merry shard]

Where when catch the fish

[neon bobcat]

Which fish?

[topaz chasm]

i think i can translate what this fellow is saying

[trail nest]

community center???

[ashen flume]

Probably

[merry shard]

Yeah

[trail nest]

what do you need help with??

[merry shard]

How mark images as spoiler

[novel thistle]

To mark text as a spoiler, use || before and after your message. Example: ||I'm a spoiler!|| -> ||I'm a spoiler!||.

To mark an image as a spoiler, before sending it:
On mobile: Tap on the image preview, then select the "Mark as spoiler" checkbox below the image. You may need to scroll down to see the option.
On desktop: Click the pencil icon (labelled "Modify Attachment") at the top right of the image preview. Select the "Mark as spoiler" checkbox.

[carmine umbra]

Bran no

Not again

[merry shard]

These fishy’s me needed left

[languid swan]

How do you get the role to post images in this channel?

[trail nest]

level 5

[merry shard]

I have 5 level fishing

[languid swan]

I see, thanks

[silk agate]

Ok so my girlfriend and i started playing today if anyone would recall me asking earlier, first day was chaotic but she really liked the game but i ended up putting all my things in the basket beside the house and lost them all 😁 so yeah ill have to mine again tmrw and farm

[carmine umbra]

Good.

[carmine umbra]

Rippp

[languid swan]

Pamwiz is p cute, ngl

[merry shard]

Help when where get these fish

[languid swan]

Wait that was Abiwiz

Ups

[silk agate]

Well 😭

[merry shard]

No much work

[rain igloo]

should I get a rabbit for a rabbits foot or take my chances and try to get one from a serpent

[merry shard]

The time and the place to get them

[carmine umbra]

Idk i got mine from a serpent and the merhcant

Merchant*

[trail nest]

rabbit. because then u have rabbit feet and u can have friends

[silk agate]

So i chose a cat when i started to play where is it

[trail nest]

get to day 5

then you get cat

[merry shard]

TOO MUCH WoRk

[languid swan]

Sturgeon is from lake, winter time before 7 pm

[neon bobcat]

That sturgeon is a winter fish. You can get it at the Mountain all day until 7pm.

[neon bobcat]

Beat me! 🙂

[topaz chasm]

no such thing as too much work, you got this

[languid swan]

Perch and bream are from river at night, I think year round? Eel is spring or summer at ocean on rainy days

[neon bobcat]

notjosh lurking.

[merry shard]

I had a sturgeon but I put it in soup year 1 and haven’t caught one sense

[neon bobcat]

Fish soup sounds terrible.

If I ban him then how am I going to put slimes on his posts?

[merry shard]

It for holiday

[worthy valley]

[dim glade]

Got level 10 farming, should I get artisan or agriculturalist

[languid swan]

Artisan

[dim glade]

Ok ty

[languid swan]

[neon bobcat]

Always go Artisan.

[topaz chasm]

art of sean

[ripe axle]

Hi! I’m a new farmer. 👍🏾

I’m not the best at farming, I just recently updated my watering can to a copper one.

[neon bobcat]

Blush puffer is towards the top of the puffer section.

[ripe axle]

I prefer foraging, that’s always fun.

[neon bobcat]

Hiii, welcome!

[languid swan]

Hi new farmer

[ripe axle]

Thank you! It’s nice to be here!

[topaz chasm]

@ripe axle welcome! none of us started off as good farmers but you will get the hang of it in no time

[languid swan]

Smh, not having iridium copper watering can on day 2 year 1

[neon bobcat]

Oh my goodness, you learn so much during your first farm.

[languid swan]

Yes

The second tier

[ripe axle]

Thank you for the encouragement!

[neon bobcat]

Gosh, Bran. Can't believe you don't have iridium copper.

[topaz chasm]

any time you need it

[charred palm]

I was just roasting the villagers till I saw Shane's cutscene then I started giving them gifts lol

[ripe axle]

So, what does the game mean when it says, “guarantee first year completable.”

Like, does something happen in which it’s possible you don’t get through year one?

[languid swan]

You could just sleep through a whole year

Then reach the third year and uh

[ripe axle]

I love giving the villagers gifts. Goodness, Shane and Haley seem so difficult to please. I finally figured out what they like via the Stardew Valley Wiki.

[charred palm]

There's an item called "The Red Cabbage"
It's a seed that is sold in Y2 in Pierre's shop.
"Guaranteed Y1 Completion" means that this seed will be sold by the Traveling Cart in Y1.

[narrow spire]

i always panick when i dont do something and just vibe

i feel like im messing up the whole save file

[neon bobcat]

Some people want to complete the Community Center during year 1, and that option guarantees that certain items will be available during year 1.

I wouldn't worry about it at all if this is your first time playing.

[ripe axle]

RELATABLE!!!

[ripe axle]

I’m very confused. Traveling cart??

[topaz chasm]

some villagers are unreasonably difficult to please, the wiki will be your best friend

[narrow spire]

im not the only one

[charred palm]

Yeah xDD
I just give the forageables I havr

[charred palm]

Dw abt it if it's your first playthrough

[ripe axle]

It has been! Like oh my gosh, Elliott?? That guy likes nearly nothing!

[charred palm]

You shouldn't touch the advanced options in your first playthrough

[distant sphinx]

Shane and Haley are pretty much objectively the easiest xD

[neon bobcat]

Yeah

[narrow spire]

Haley just mean sometimes

[ripe axle]

Advanced options???

[charred palm]

600g the pizza cuz I can't give this man a beer

[narrow spire]

but likes everything

[charred palm]

Nvm ignore everything I said

[distant sphinx]

Except prismatic shards 💀

[ripe axle]

Yeah, I saw Haley at the beach and she said, “Ew, you’re all dirty.” I was CRYING.

[charred palm]

Just play :)

[topaz chasm]

elliot surprises me, he reminds me of the beach hippies i grew up around and he does not like gifts at all

[narrow spire]

pam gave me a beer for the winter event ;-;

i wont insult pam cause i think i saw a pam cult

[charred palm]

xDDDD

[narrow spire]

and i dont want to get jumped

[ripe axle]

He’s probably my favorite Bachelor.

[distant sphinx]

[neon bobcat]

She forgot to go shopping, she must've just grabbed it out of her fridge.

[ripe axle]

A PAM cult???

[charred palm]

Pam forgets a lot of things

[distant sphinx]

Yeah

[narrow spire]

[topaz chasm]

penny is mine, i cant say no to an educated lady who enjoys to teach

[distant sphinx]

The Pam cult is peaceful

[trail nest]

PAM!!

[ripe axle]

AMEN! I see so much of myself in Penny. She’s so quiet. Her, “um…” is adorable.

[distant sphinx]

Her forward facing portrait is scary

[ripe axle]

I think I’m going to like it here. 😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌

[grave mesa]

pam

[upper pasture]

PAM CULLT

[ashen flume]

Just be careful with other cults forming

[topaz chasm]

she is a bundle of adorableness, shy but also smart? yes please