stardew-valley

[plush yacht]

Looks nice enough in the middle of the town where i can display lewis' corruption

[hard pumice]

And its a fact that you can't get a lot of tax money with just 40 people

[slender heath]

Also

[distant sphinx]

Until it gets taken down

[flat sigil]

that means Stardew is communist

[slender heath]

If you place it in the middle of town he gets upset

[cobalt hare]

Only difference is its a town vs a city

[queen merlin]

valid but he has enough to make a literal gold statue of himself

[plush yacht]

Why would he literally blackmail u after putting it in the town square if it wasnt produced illegally

[charred palm]

It is stated that the Governor takes taxes.
How will he take Pelican Town's taxes ?

[flat sigil]

true

[slender heath]

Mm I wonder why

[plush yacht]

He goes to each shop every season or so

[cobalt hare]

Because its a secret project no one was supposed to know

[crude tapir]

jit trippin

[distant sphinx]

Nothing you buy or sell is taxed

[slender heath]

Why would he be upset when its displayed

[abstract hinge]

No, but he should be getting funds from the Mayor

[plush yacht]

Or maybe it's built into the prices

[cobalt hare]

S e c r e t do u know whats that

[abstract hinge]

That's how country works these days

[charred palm]

Built in price maybe
That's how it is in my country

[distant sphinx]

Non American moment

[tender yacht]

Guys careful abou talking politics. Let's just talk about gameplay here shall we

[abstract hinge]

The central governement funds the more rural community so the economy keeps going

[flat sigil]

lewis is a dictator.

[abstract hinge]

lewis is bad

[cobalt hare]

I didnt know channel name is now government-farmers 😂

[queen merlin]

depends on the country and place on how the tax system is designed but the tax you pay is divided into all the different levels of governance you fall under, so like city, state and national all get money from the tax you pay

[hard pumice]

How many times do i have to say it? IT ISN'T STATED ANYWHERE THAT HE USED TAX MONEY TO MAKE IT, HE COULD HAVE USED HIS OWN PERSONAL MONEY TO MAKE THAT STATUE
HE IS EGOTISTICAL? YES, NARCISSISM YES BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN HE IS A BAD GUY HE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING WRONG

[distant sphinx]

Yeah idk why the US isn't like that

[plush yacht]

Lol. America having tax not built in is the most painful thing when u visit. Like bruh?

[north hound]

how can i talk to robin while shes building something

[distant sphinx]

Seems kinda sneaky

[tender yacht]

You can't actually

[north hound]

ugh

[plush yacht]

WHY WOULD HE BLACKMAIL U INTO STAYING SILENT AFTER DISPLAYING IT PUBLICLY IF IT WASNT PRODUCED ILLEGALLY

[cobalt hare]

I totally just understood but thank u

[abstract hinge]

T H I S

[dusty ibex]

yooo chill out bro

[tender yacht]

Guys please gameplay talks only

[plush yacht]

😅😂😂

[hard pumice]

1st He didn't blackmail he bribed
2nd anyone who has a statue would do that

[distant sphinx]

Not gameplay but lore

[plush yacht]

Sorry lewis be getting me rage

[distant sphinx]

Good enough

[queen merlin]

politics means irl politics not in game politics 😭

[abstract hinge]

If he likes the statue so much, show it in the middle of the fucking town square

[slender heath]

Bribing is a form of blackmail haha

[cobalt hare]

So um favourite minerals

[distant sphinx]

[tender yacht]

Still it might get somewhere else soon or later

[queen merlin]

the best

[hard pumice]

Lmao dictionary be like

[charred palm]

[cobalt hare]

Mine has gotta be that neptunite or something like that

[abstract hinge]

Gold bars that lewis used to make the statue

[distant sphinx]

SpOiLeR

[cobalt hare]

oh hi pickle

[distant sphinx]

Hi bran

[queen merlin]

i mean already has but containing a discussion to a topic is better than just not letting it be discussed at all

[plush yacht]

Also why does lewis be secretive about dating marnie?? Treat her right dude u aint in highschool

[distant sphinx]

I didn't recognize your pfp

[slender heath]

Exactly

[queen merlin]

do you mean dictionary says it isn't blackmail or opposite?

[plush yacht]

His reasoning is sussy af like bro who cares if she's a shop owner it's more sus that u are secretive about it

[distant sphinx]

??

[crude tapir]

no answer? wow not surprised

[abstract hinge]

Lewis is the worst

[hard pumice]

??

[novel thistle]

@hard pumice You leveled up to Cowpoke. You can now speak in our voice channels and share images in all channels!

[tender yacht]

Even there's a bit of indication the topic might break serever rules? Please

[queen merlin]

wdym by dictionary be like?

[queen merlin]

[hard pumice]

Isn't it obvious?

[cobalt hare]

Im just gonna casually look at the bouncer for a min

[queen merlin]

no 😭

[slender heath]

Me, I am dictionary

[distant sphinx]

!bouncer

[novel thistle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/266144973613826048/709490537232597002/image2.jpg

[hard pumice]

Saying bribing and blackmailing is the same thing🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

[distant sphinx]

Bribing is a type of blackmail

[plush yacht]

Yes???

[hard pumice]

It isn't

[distant sphinx]

??

[cobalt hare]

Looking good

[vague blade]

Not really

[distant sphinx]

Proof?

[queen merlin]

no one said they are the same thing tho

[vague blade]

You can claim you bribed someone AS blackmail

[hard pumice]

Read the meaning of both those words in your local dictionary

[keen mauve]

blackmail=threaten

[vague blade]

But it isn't blackmail in of itself

[keen mauve]

bribe=money

[merry minnow]

I bribe you, you accept the money because of your greed

[abstract hinge]

We're not talking about politics as in the controversial part. It's just what a government body should do

[slender heath]

Extortion is a type of blackmail and bribery is extortion

[merry minnow]

I blackmail you, you do as I said or I show the world your nude

[keen mauve]

exorcism

[merry minnow]

that's the difference

[queen merlin]

yoba

[distant sphinx]

We're not even talking about Lewis at this point

[plush yacht]

Lmao

[distant sphinx]

[cobalt hare]

So whatever happened to lore

[vague blade]

Bribery isn't really extortion because the person who is getting extorted isn't benefiting from the exchange

[keen mauve]

the LOREEEEE

[distant sphinx]

Derailed a bit

[cobalt hare]

communist-farmer i see

[vague blade]

Extortion is more on the level of theft

[charred palm]

We don't have the option to deny the money so 🕴️

[hard pumice]

Blackmail means your are oprresing and treating someone unfairly to benefit yourself
While bribing means you are paying someone for your benefit
Blackmail - only the blackmailer benefits
Bribing - they both benifits
@distant sphinx @queen merlin
Never imagined that i would have to teach someone the meaning of few words on discord

[queen merlin]

i have now just started

[tender yacht]

Suit yourself then. I just try to starighten up this channel to talk about gameplay

[rich crest]

the fuck

[rich crest]

[crude tapir]

SAMMYMMYSDHJSDDKSFAEOIFF

[keen mauve]

why are we arguing

[queen merlin]

sammy and panda

[keen mauve]

over this

[rich crest]

PANSJDAPJDAPDNAPSNSPANDPSNAPDNAPDNAPA

[charred palm]

💀 anyways Trash > Lewis.
End of Discussion

[queen merlin]

i just saw that is panda

[foggy lake]

i know

[charred palm]

🕴️🕴️

[crude tapir]

LMFAOO

[foggy lake]

so dumb

[abstract hinge]

👆

[cobalt hare]

Just some disagreements started from taxes to golden lewis statue to this

[keen mauve]

reasonable

[queen merlin]

can i ask how old are you?

[crude tapir]

LMFAOAOOA

[charred palm]

Basically :
I love Lewis here's why
He isn't that bad here's why
And bam now they opening the dictionary

[keen mauve]

can i have anymore opinions on fav sdv character?

[queen merlin]

abigail

[cobalt hare]

Someone loves lewis
Someone doesnt
Fight
Now they learning about extortion

[distant sphinx]

[charred palm]

I like Penny because she decorates my room into a Pirate room

[keen mauve]

yass

[queen merlin]

also this is another inflammatory topic lmao 😭

[distant sphinx]

Nooo they got rid of the joja corn emoji

[slender heath]

Harvey

[cobalt hare]

Lets go ruhi

[charred palm]

Leah is also good , I think she is the one that actually doesn't act like a kid

I like Elliot but I'm not into guys x)

[keen mauve]

salad 🤓

[charred palm]

Salad is healthy

[foggy lake]

yum yum

[cobalt hare]

Fav sdv character has to be legend

[queen merlin]

true

[rich crest]

sald

[charred palm]

Krobus eating void essence for dinner

[rich crest]

saladd

[cobalt hare]

That damn fish looking so damn good

[distant sphinx]

I miss my corn like substance lathered in b' utter sauce

[foggy lake]

void mayo salad

[queen merlin]

i wanna know what the emote looked like now

[charred palm]

xDD

[distant sphinx]

Cannibalism?

[merry minnow]

[charred palm]

It was a trap

[distant sphinx]

Search joja corn in the wiki

[charred palm]

I wish he said yes

[merry minnow]

I started recently I didnt know all the people yet

I was focused on Hayley I think ? the blonde girl

[cobalt hare]

Robin looking cute today

[queen merlin]

[charred palm]

Yup it's her

[merry minnow]

Then I found my queen Leah

[charred palm]

Haha

[distant sphinx]

It's food from the ||theater||

[queen merlin]

oh

[foggy lake]

what about krobus huh?

[cobalt hare]

Have u never bought those?

[merry minnow]

I don't know him yet

[foggy lake]

donate everything to the meuse

[queen merlin]

i stopped playing at 1.3 and only restarted at 1.5

[distant sphinx]

I had a whole rant on how krobus was lactose intolerant but then I remembered he likes milk 🙃

[cobalt hare]

Ahh

[keen mauve]

imagine haley 🤓

[queen merlin]

completed cc in one save and got burnt out, and latest save am on fall

[foggy lake]

[plush yacht]

Lol what was ur reasons?

[carmine cypress]

My strawberries grew again on day 26, i don't need to water them, right? Since there is no time and they will die

[distant sphinx]

||he doesn't like any of the movie theater foods with dairy||

[keen mauve]

[charred palm]

Yeah no need to water them

[queen merlin]

ye don't have to water

[distant sphinx]

Smart

[plush yacht]

Ah

Ok but who is the best marriageable npc in your opinions?

[distant sphinx]

WHAT

@charred palm TAKE THAT BACK

[charred palm]

Take what ?

Did you send me something

[distant sphinx]

I SAW THAT

[charred palm]

Saw what

Bro are you high

[distant sphinx]

[cobalt hare]

Hi

[distant sphinx]

Hello

Ignore 👆

[cobalt hare]

Hah

[charred palm]

Hi Jenni

[cobalt hare]

Hi :))))

[charred palm]

Hru

[bleak jay]

hello

[cobalt hare]

I'm good hbu

[bleak jay]

a shane lover almost pukes

[cobalt hare]

Hey☹️

[bleak jay]

/j

[distant sphinx]

He likes chickens

[cobalt hare]

Blue chickens man

[carmine cypress]

How much time Clint takes to upgrade my pickaxe to copper? I gave it to him yesterday

[bleak jay]

I wish it can lay a blue egg tbh

[proper thunder]

Hi

[bleak jay]

a whole day

[slender heath]

2 days

[distant sphinx]

2 days iirc

[cobalt hare]

2 days i guess

[bleak jay]

oh boi

[carmine cypress]

So it will be done by tomorrow?

[distant sphinx]

If it's already been a day, yes

[carmine cypress]

Cause he's saying it's not finishing today

[proper thunder]

Hello

[slender heath]

Be ready tomorrow

[distant sphinx]

Forgetting about it is pain

[carmine cypress]

I'm gonna build a coop, there's anything i need to do?

Also, where i buy the chicken?

I have the materials and money on me

[bleak jay]

in marnie's farm south of your farm.

[plush yacht]

Make sure u got silo

[slender heath]

I like to build a fenced area around the coop so the animals stay close

[bleak jay]

make sure you have enough hay

[slender heath]

And have enough grass so they can eat aswell

[carmine cypress]

What materials i need for the silo?

How i get hay?

[carmine cypress]

Thanks for the tip

[plush yacht]

Clay, copper, money

[carmine cypress]

Clay?

[plush yacht]

Stone iirc

[slender heath]

Once a silo is built, cut grass and the hay will automatically go into the silo

Then you can access the hay from the coop

[carmine cypress]

Copper ore or bar?

[plush yacht]

Bar

[plush yacht]

Yes clay, get it from digging with hoe

[slender heath]

If they eat grass outside they won't eat the hay inside

Also make sure you don't accidentally close the coop door and leave your animals outside at night

[proper thunder]

Somebody kowns how many floors has the first mine in the town?

[carmine cypress]

There is another way to get it? I don't have any, i always sell mine

[slender heath]

120

[carmine cypress]

Didn't know there's a use for it

[flat sigil]

les go fishing

[native wasp]

phish

[cobalt hare]

Excavator or gemologist?

[visual quail]

excavator probably

[slender heath]

Depends if you want geodes or more money from gems

I'd say if you want artifacts then excavator and if you want money gemologist

[astral nebula]

Hello

On my second year

[cobalt hare]

Nice

[flat sigil]

are these good fish for early fishing?

[astral nebula]

I hate the fact that I picked hill top

[plush yacht]

Damn

[visual quail]

I personally love hilltop

[plush yacht]

At least it isnt river

[astral nebula]

Actually the dragon looking one is like the most valuable

[cobalt hare]

Isnt hill top like nice

[astral nebula]

Dude no space

[flat sigil]

bullhead?

[visual quail]

Plenty space for animals

and really fun to design imo

[buoyant wind]

Вы все говно

[plush yacht]

?

[buoyant wind]

Гитлер не в чём не виноват

[cobalt hare]

Speak english

[plush yacht]

Oof lol

[astral nebula]

There's no perfect place to put animals in

[visual quail]

There are a bunch :b

[astral nebula]

The place right next to the house is like for some other stuff

Like farming

[visual quail]

I have two barns in the mini quarry area

[astral nebula]

Wait

[visual quail]

then another barn to the right below the farm house

[astral nebula]

You can put farms in the quarry ?

[carmine cypress]

There's other ways to get clay?

[visual quail]

the mini quarry on the hilltop farm

[carmine cypress]

Or just by using the hoe

[visual quail]

not the actual one I mean

[astral nebula]

You can change it??

I didn't know

Damn

[keen mauve]

gift exchnage

[visual quail]

You can just put buildings there yeah, rocks will still spawn unless you cover it all

[astral nebula]

Would have been nice knowing that before Robin went on the gym

Thing

[visual quail]

Hehe

[astral nebula]

In Pierres shop

[keen mauve]

imagine demetrius

🤓

[flat sigil]

is good on 2 days already get fishing and foraging lvl 1?

[keen mauve]

yasssssssssssss

[flat sigil]

epicness

[tired timber]

This owl appeard on my farm but I cant interact with it, what iss it?

[astral nebula]

Noice but try to get like more on fishing pretty nice getting the fishing bundles

[tired timber]

I cant post pictures for some reason

[astral nebula]

I have like no fishing bundles complete

[slender heath]

It's a rare statue

[flat sigil]

yeah i will try

[astral nebula]

Oh wait

[tired timber]

what does it do?

[flat sigil]

fishing is a little hard

[astral nebula]

You know about the bundles ?

[astral nebula]

Wait till like 4 level on fishing

[slender heath]

Nothing 🤣 you can place it somewhere for decoration

[astral nebula]

Then new fishing rods

[tired timber]

how rare is it? 😮

[astral nebula]

That have upgrades to the fishing rod

[flat sigil]

epicc

[astral nebula]

AND BTW

On the holloween event

[slender heath]

It's supposed to be quite rare but I've personally had like 10 of them over 6 in game years

[astral nebula]

Try to get the secret golden pumpkin

[flat sigil]

3days of spring and already 1k

gold

is it good sign?

[astral nebula]

Bag ?

Get the bag

On the Pierre's shop

[flat sigil]

bag is 2k

[astral nebula]

Ohh

I thought it was 1 k

But actually wait

[flat sigil]

and tbh i wanna save for straw

[astral nebula]

Till day 4

[distant sphinx]

The fiberglass rod doesn't make fishing easier

Just allows bait

[astral nebula]

Upgrades do

[dusty ibex]

if ur struggling with fishing you can always get the training rod

[astral nebula]

Like

[distant sphinx]

Fiberglass can't use tackle

[astral nebula]

Oh

[flat sigil]

i already did from 2nd day spring

[slender heath]

Fishing gets easier once you've leveled it up

[astral nebula]

Damn I am stupid

[dusty ibex]

Oh ok then yeah the bar becomes bigger when you’ve levelled up and you’ll also get used to it

[astral nebula]

Iradium rod can ?

[distant sphinx]

Yeah

[keen mauve]

i got iridium rod the moment it came in shop

[astral nebula]

Same

Haven't fished ever since

[distant sphinx]

Honestly tackle doesn't make that much of a difference

[flat sigil]

i learned one thing of my laziness. never put your soil near grass.

[keen mauve]

agreed

[astral nebula]

Got alot of fishing bundles to complete

[distant sphinx]

Cork bobber is like +1 fishing level

[flat sigil]

grass eat your crops

if is near

[keen mauve]

chomp chomp

[astral nebula]

What about the one that makes your fishing bar bigger

[keen mauve]

how to get fiber

[distant sphinx]

Yeah that's cork bobber

[keen mauve]

u must scythe the thing right

[distant sphinx]

Yes

[keen mauve]

how to make the thing

[astral nebula]

Get like alot of clay

[distant sphinx]

"The thing"?

[astral nebula]

Like 10 or something

[keen mauve]

the thing for fiber

[distant sphinx]

Oh silo

[keen mauve]

the thing u scythe for fiber

[astral nebula]

He's talking about the food of the animals

[keen mauve]

no

the thing u scythe for fiber

[slender heath]

Weeds?

[flat sigil]

grass

[keen mauve]

weed

[astral nebula]

Silo ?

[keen mauve]

fern

the thing

[distant sphinx]

Hay?

[astral nebula]

Don't scythe the things already

[slender heath]

They grow overtime, you can't grow them

[astral nebula]

Wait till you make a silo

[keen mauve]

no

thats grass

[astral nebula]

And also can anyone help me with like barn placements

[distant sphinx]

is for fiber

[keen mauve]

im talking about the other scythe

[dusty ibex]

[astral nebula]

I have no good barn placements

[slender heath]

Fiber?

[keen mauve]

WEED

[tidal hollow]

Bit of a silly question here, I planted a ton of wheat with deluxe speedgrow so it would be ready for the first of fall to harvest, I have harvested it and the speedgrow is still there, will it work when I plant my next plant as well?

[keen mauve]

how to get weed

[distant sphinx]

Yes

[slender heath]

Yes

[visual quail]

What about the area right below the house to the right? Below the cliff

[keen mauve]

i want weed

[tidal hollow]

ty ty ty

[distant sphinx]

Scythe or sword +

[astral nebula]

I have the big thing there

[slender heath]

As long as it stays tilled it will stay

[keen mauve]

how to grow weed

[astral nebula]

That stores things

[slender heath]

You can't

[visual quail]

Oh a shed?

[keen mauve]

why

[astral nebula]

Yeah

Sorry dude I am making everything a riddle

[slender heath]

Go to the mines, you can find fiber in there

[keen mauve]

i wsny to grow weed

[astral nebula]

I gotta learn names

[keen mauve]

good point but like

[visual quail]

Then what about the "hilltop" below that?

I have a coop there

[keen mauve]

i have 50k G i still have copper tools. Should i get barn or steel tools

[slender heath]

You can grow them acc but not until later on in game

[flat sigil]

how many fish you need for from lvl 1 to lvl 2

[dusty ibex]

You can grow trees and there’s a location you’ll unlock after cc ||that can be farmed for weed ||

[astral nebula]

Damn I can't send like the image of my farm

[distant sphinx]

Depends on the fish

[flat sigil]

#farms-and-outfits ?

[astral nebula]

@visual quail sorry for pinging but like can I dm you my farm

[slender heath]

Either, you need both eventually

[astral nebula]

Oh I can ?

[visual quail]

You can in #images-and-memes if you want

[astral nebula]

Okay noice

[flat sigil]

aprox how much

[visual quail]

This is how I've placed the barn and coop

[distant sphinx]

Like I said it depends on the fish

[flat sigil]

is that 4 sides farm?

[dusty ibex]

that looks really nice

[distant sphinx]

Which depends on the season, location, and weather

[carmine cypress]

I reach farming level 5, Wich one i choose?

[distant sphinx]

And time

[dusty ibex]

Choose the crop one

[astral nebula]

That looks beautiful what are you a god

[distant sphinx]

Not the animal one

[visual quail]

Hilltop

[visual quail]

LOL, ty

[slender heath]

Tiller

[visual quail]

Yea definitely tiller

[abstract hinge]

So, about lewis

[distant sphinx]

Not again

[flat sigil]

Season: Spring
Day:3
Location:
Weather: Raining

[abstract hinge]

😭

[frozen olive]

why is there no willy in the fish shop

[abstract hinge]

taking a breaj

break

[flat sigil]

and u will get a rod

[frozen olive]

for how long?

[flat sigil]

1 day

[frozen olive]

that sucks

[flat sigil]

bruh u can go home and sleep

easy hack

[distant sphinx]

10-20 xp per

[flat sigil]

and i need hm xp?

[distant sphinx]

There's an endgame item that bypasses that

[flat sigil]

infinity gauntlet?

oh wait thats a reference to endgame

im STOOPID

[distant sphinx]

There's a lot of factors that affect fishing xp but you need around 280 xp from lvl 1 to lvl 2

[astral nebula]

Also how to finish the cooking bundle

[harsh ivy]

hello everyone!! :))

[dusty ibex]

hi

[slow yew]

hello

[distant sphinx]

Hello

[harsh ivy]

this seems like a fun community

[flat sigil]

so around 13-14 fishes

[distant sphinx]

No more capy pfp?

[slow yew]

out of server joke.

[distant sphinx]

ok.

[harsh ivy]

i have a question

[abstract hinge]

yes

[distant sphinx]

Wait that's literally your pfp

[harsh ivy]

is it better to sell high quality crops or to ferment them all

[distant sphinx]

Sell high quality

Quality doesn't matter when processing

[harsh ivy]

fermenting takes a lot of time and im left with all these crops

ok thanks!

[distant sphinx]

Start with the lower quality ones and work your way up

[terse mauve]

uh

if i gifted a npc 2 times in the week already

can i still gift on their bday?

[harsh ivy]

yes

[terse mauve]

NICE

[harsh ivy]

oh i might be wrong

[distant sphinx]

You're right

[carmine cypress]

Why i can't remove the decoration tile that's in front of the statue next to my cat's water bowl?

[distant sphinx]

Screenshot?

[astral nebula]

Can I make the golden pumpkin into seeds ?

[distant sphinx]

No

You can only sell

[flat sigil]

pickle im one day before the opening of caves what shall i prepare

[astral nebula]

Dam

[distant sphinx]

It does look nice though

[distant sphinx]

Food

[scarlet thicket]

Guys.. is it really that hard to find Rainbow shell?

[astral nebula]

Try to be lucky

[flat sigil]

i dont wanna lose my foraging for cc

[distant sphinx]

You can also tailor it to a witch hat iirc

[flat sigil]

thats the only food i got

[astral nebula]

When starting the day

[terse mauve]

nop

[scarlet thicket]

Half of summer and i still cant find the Rainbow Shell :C

[distant sphinx]

There's tons

[terse mauve]

just check beach everyday and fix the bridge too

[astral nebula]

Like go to.tv

[terse mauve]

u find one now and then

[worthy heath]

can a bomb be used in crafting items?

[distant sphinx]

Go on saturday

Before the foraging reset

[astral nebula]

And click on fortune teller

[scarlet thicket]

Yesterday was saturday

[flat sigil]

it will help?

[scarlet thicket]

And ive also been on the beach

[astral nebula]

It tells how lucky your will be

[distant sphinx]

Since you're so early game luck won't really matter for mining

[worthy heath]

?

[astral nebula]

The spirits mood will tell you everything

[astral nebula]

Yeah probably

[distant sphinx]

I don't think so

Just focus on getting lower in the mines

[astral nebula]

I got into the casino and dude

[thick parcel]

rancher or tiller

[astral nebula]

It has a whole new thing for like the casino

[distant sphinx]

Tiller

[distant sphinx]

Spoiler casino

[astral nebula]

What's tiller ?

[distant sphinx]

The farming profession

[astral nebula]

Wait wait wait wait wait

[flat sigil]

im open for small house building just dont call joja corps

[astral nebula]

I got the rancher

[flat sigil]

pretty small house

[astral nebula]

The 20 plus animal products

[distant sphinx]

Artisan the the best perk

[astral nebula]

About joja don't buy anything from them

[flat sigil]

i will never

though pierre is devil

[distant sphinx]

Applies to processed animal products too

[tight quarry]

Pierre > joja

[astral nebula]

In the last farming upgrade ?

[tight quarry]

But Pierre still sucks

[distant sphinx]

At least in price

[distant sphinx]

Ye

[astral nebula]

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[rich tide]

Can we modify terrain? Or is it a mod? I'm playing on switch and I think I chose a meh layout or I'm plainly bad

[scarlet thicket]

Speedrunners be like

[astral nebula]

I got shepherd

Ffffffffffffffffffffiiiiiifa

[distant sphinx]

Sad

[flat sigil]

whats wrong with the room

[distant sphinx]

You can always reset

[astral nebula]

You can sleep really fast

[distant sphinx]

||there's a dog statue in the sewers that will let you change professions with 10k||

[astral nebula]

About 3 seconds into the room

[astral nebula]

It will ???

[visual quail]

You choose the farm layout when you create a save, you can't change it afterwards

[distant sphinx]

Yes

[twin wind]

Is it a dog?

[visual quail]

unless you're on pc

[flat sigil]

yeah is boring walking to go to a bed

[tight quarry]

Isn’t it 50K

[distant sphinx]

Yeah..

10k I think

[astral nebula]

I unlocked sewers

[visual quail]

but it'll still be janky probably

[scarlet thicket]

Im going in, getting my bed from a different room and taking it to the door, when i wake up i take it to the room once again

[astral nebula]

You best believe I am picking artisan

[flat sigil]

time to go caves

giv me luck

[carmine cypress]

I cant, i play on Nintendo switch

[astral nebula]

Tell me

It's fall now

And what should I chose

Berry's or pumpkin

[carmine cypress]

For profit pumpkin

[heady meadow]

where can i talk about my child?

[distant sphinx]

Then screenshot and take a picture of the screenshot

[twin wind]

pumpkins

[flat sigil]

ayo my luck has rised

[distant sphinx]

Berries

[flat sigil]

2 copper in the 2nd lvl of mine

[astral nebula]

Actually yeah

[heady meadow]

anyone?

[distant sphinx]

They're pretty even imo

[astral nebula]

Cus like you dont need to rebuy

[distant sphinx]

Irl child?

[heady meadow]

no

[distant sphinx]

Then #town-square

Sdv pixel child here

Or in #stardew-spoilers

[flat sigil]

omg

i got ahrdwood from caves

[scarlet thicket]

Are you like new to the game or...?

[astral nebula]

Btw I want to upgrade my house

[flat sigil]

kinda new

[astral nebula]

It takes like alot of hard wood

Where can I find hard wood ?

[scarlet thicket]

Secret Woods

[slow yew]

you have to chop those large stumps

[astral nebula]

I know

[slow yew]

or you can chop down mahogany trees

[astral nebula]

But they are like rare

A little bit

[scarlet thicket]

.

[slow yew]

the large stumps regenerate everyday in the secret woods

[flat sigil]

does also someone agree that the most boring thing of sdv is finding the ladder of caves

[distant sphinx]

Secret woods

[astral nebula]

Ohhh

[distant sphinx]

Haha bombs go brr

[astral nebula]

I know about secret woods

But like

Does it have alot of hard wood

[cobalt hare]

12 per day

[distant sphinx]

Yes

[scarlet thicket]

😐

[cobalt hare]

and then you can plant the mahogany seeds

[distant sphinx]

Lmao they straight up ignored you

[scarlet thicket]

(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

[astral nebula]

Sorry I thought you were talking to someone else

[cobalt hare]

always happens in this chat

[astral nebula]

Gomen

[slow yew]

there there

[scarlet thicket]

Going to the Woods just to get those 12 hard woods a day is such pain in a*

[slow yew]

┳━┳ ノ( ゜-゜ノ)

[serene walrus]

good morning<3

[astral nebula]

They are called secret woods for a reason

[cobalt hare]

Hey good morning peachy

[astral nebula]

They can't just be nect to your house

[scarlet thicket]

Whats the reason

[cobalt hare]

hru

[slow yew]

i mean they could be

but its secret so u wouldnt know

[distant sphinx]

Secret woods totem? 1.6

[astral nebula]

Aren't they like in the forest

[distant sphinx]

(Real)

[scarlet thicket]

yep, i dunno about that

[serene walrus]

fine i suppose hbu

[astral nebula]

I got them when I was trying to get the fall bundle

[cobalt hare]

im alright

[serene walrus]

also hiii kieran☆⌒(≧▽​° )

[slow yew]

hi peachy

[serene walrus]

ヾ('▽')

[honest oyster]

hi

[flat sigil]

ayooo not bad lvl 7 first try at cave

[serene walrus]

nice

[flat sigil]

and life and energy is kinda on epic level

[tender forge]

fez pig is my life fez pig is me i am fez pig

[astral nebula]

Guys

There's a big problem

I have my acient seed outside and it's gonna be winter soon

[queen merlin]

henlu

[astral nebula]

It's not the only one since I got 3 in the green house but still

[honest oyster]

hihi hru

[serene walrus]

ruhiiiii❤️

[queen merlin]

sick, sore throat

peachyyy

wbu

[honest oyster]

oh nooo, i feel your pain. i was sick for the last two weeks

[queen merlin]

ooof

[abstract hinge]

sore throat is the worst

[queen merlin]

yeah

[serene walrus]

you ever just open google and then forget what you were searching

[abstract hinge]

especially when it turns into coughing its hell. It won't let me sleep

[serene walrus]

hope you get better soon

[flat sigil]

lvl 9 max i did is kinda good right?

[queen merlin]

how many times have i not done that

[queen merlin]

thankuuu

[queen merlin]

yuppp or worse wake you up at ungodly times

[abstract hinge]

kinda

[abstract hinge]

Oh lord..

[queen merlin]

tbf my ungodly times are normal times for others

7 am is ungodly for me

[serene walrus]

i get to school at that time💀

[queen merlin]

💀

[abstract hinge]

Mine is 12am - 3am

[queen merlin]

i don't have anything to do since few months so my schedule is wack

go to sleep at 3 am, wake up at 10 or 11

[serene walrus]

same summer vaca aha

[abstract hinge]

I can't do that lol, I'll be feeling like 90% dead when i wake up

[flat sigil]

not bad got 9lvl on cave

pretty good right

[abstract hinge]

Sleep so long but wake up feeling like I've ran a fucking marathon

[magic kindle]

#town-square

[hollow hornet]

uhh

okay my stickers werent working

[serene walrus]

indigooooo helllooo

[hollow hornet]

MY STICKERS ARENT WORKING

[queen merlin]

for me 6-8 hours is enough

[hollow hornet]

LET ME SEND BRUG

[queen merlin]

just like the farmer

[hollow hornet]

heyoo peachy

[queen merlin]

hindigo

[hollow hornet]

ru hi

[distant sphinx]

[cobalt hare]

cropmaster indigo, insane

[hollow hornet]

[queen merlin]

master of the crops

when will he become animal master

[abstract hinge]

@queen merlin it's the waking hour that's the problem. If i wake up past 9+, I

[hollow hornet]

i have mastered the art of crops

[abstract hinge]

Im half dead

[hollow hornet]

what does desperado mean

[queen merlin]

ah, understandable

[queen merlin]

i think a desperate person or attack

[real bluff]

The slingshot is kinda useless

[hollow hornet]

LMAO

[queen merlin]

for me its just need enough hours

[distant sphinx]

Explosive ammo or iridium ore

[magic kindle]

Please keep convos not about new farmers in #town-square

[cobalt hare]

except for when its op later game with explosive ammo

[magic kindle]

Thank you

[real bluff]

The only use for it is to hit Haley with rocks or explosive ammo

[hollow hornet]

thats so funny if it meant desperate person and it was the highest rank

[distant sphinx]

You can do 200+ damage with iridium ore

[queen merlin]

i thought it is the highest rank

[distant sphinx]

Also the explosive ammo is good aoe

[hollow hornet]

damn i didnt know the junimos changed their name color

[serene walrus]

[cobalt hare]

didnt know*

[real bluff]

I wish I could do that damage on Haley

[distant sphinx]

24 desperate people online 💀

[hollow hornet]

[flat sigil]

finally i did it. no eye character.

[hollow hornet]

holy shit

[queen merlin]

looks kinda cool

[hollow hornet]

thats beautiful

[queen merlin]

i wonder if there is some dialogue about the farmer's eyes

[distant sphinx]

1/372645 still can see the eyes

[flat sigil]

FU

[serene walrus]

lol

[hollow hornet]

imagine seeing pupils that are just SKIN

[real bluff]

he’s a funky fellow, I like him

[hollow hornet]

why am i having so much difficulty typing

[keen mauve]

KOZV 5 in winter : 🤓

[flat sigil]

Blind Valley
-Already in cinemas.

[hollow hornet]

i would watch the hell out of that

[abstract hinge]

Eyes still looks grey to me

[hollow hornet]

theres a reason hes our mascot

[queen merlin]

i am gonna make a wild guess that you just woke up

[hollow hornet]

pufferfish supremacy

[flat sigil]

i hat u

[hollow hornet]

sammgtnnfhdsysthgy

[rich crest]

indigoo🤮🤮🤮🤮

[serene walrus]

sammmmmy

[hollow hornet]

what the fuck

[rich crest]

peachhyyyy

[queen merlin]

sammy

[keen mauve]

what did you guys name your chickens

[rich crest]

ruhi

[keen mauve]

i named mine Shakespeare and kfc

[queen merlin]

chicken 1, chicken 2, chicken 3 in terms of the pecking order

[keen mauve]

to be or not to be

[queen merlin]

chicken 3 is older than 2

[hollow hornet]

i just ate breakfast does that count

[keen mauve]

wow.

[serene walrus]

random names and 1 indigo i guess

[queen merlin]

but chicken 1 is older than 2

[real bluff]

Shaneiro for my blue one, Cream for my white one, Hen Solo for my brown one, and Morbius and Voidemort for my void ones

[keen mauve]

hen solo

lmao

[queen merlin]

depends on how drowsy you are

[keen mauve]

MORBIUS

[flat sigil]

next step: invisible pants.

[real bluff]

She was the first animal I got on my farm

[keen mauve]

is that a reference to the hit marvel legend movie Morbius

it literally made 14 morbillion dollars

[hollow hornet]

then it doesnt

[hollow hornet]

o7

sammy what the fuck

[queen merlin]

[keen mauve]

who's reacting

[queen merlin]

damn i never saw this emote, looks so cuteeeee

[crystal fiber]

Do you like the emote Ruhi?

[hollow hornet]

omg sammy i cant believe you did that

[keen mauve]

dang it sammy

[queen merlin]

yes lily 😭

[crystal fiber]

It’s cute, right?

[queen merlin]

yus it is

[tender forge]

wah

[crystal fiber]

I’m glad you like it

[hollow hornet]

sammy imposter

[tender forge]

oh

[rich crest]

wtf

sammy booified 🥶

[flat sigil]

from the creators of invisible eyes...
INVISIBLE FURTNITURE

[queen merlin]

thanks

[hollow hornet]

wow this is just an empty house

[flat sigil]

dont call ikea

[rich crest]

indigo is an empty house

[hollow hornet]

what does that even mean

[rich crest]

indigo u left indigo gang so fast

shame

[queen merlin]

that pat looks so weird 😭

[hollow hornet]

it was like a month smh

[rich crest]

shame

[hollow hornet]

i miss rancher

[serene walrus]

f

[rich crest]

i hope u trip later

[queen merlin]

sadge life

joker would never miss a rancher or something idk

[rich crest]

omg make them reset your lvl pleasee

[queen merlin]

oh also you can play persona 5 soon : 0

[hollow hornet]

LMAO

[neon bobcat]

Oh, okay

[rich crest]

so i can also make fun of you

[queen merlin]

lmfao

[neon bobcat]

If anyone else wants to go down a rank, just let me know!

[rich crest]

@hollow hornet come back

[hollow hornet]

let me eat my apples

[serene walrus]

yummy apple

[queen merlin]

apples naice

[serene walrus]

i want apples

[hollow hornet]

favorite fruit tree in sdv

[queen merlin]

apples

[neon bobcat]

Can you still access the TV from there?

[hollow hornet]

i ate them all

[serene walrus]

🍊 orange

[blazing python]

Im almost rancer

[slow yew]

U fat little egg

[hollow hornet]

LMAOOOO

RANCER

thats genuinely so fucking funny

[queen merlin]

were you the one who climbs up my apple tree at 3 am

[hollow hornet]

but but apples

[blazing python]

U like tart apples?

[hollow hornet]

i need to call my lawyer

[queen merlin]

pierre is an excellent lawyer i have heard

[hollow hornet]

also is deep lurking

[rich crest]

LDNAKSMSMDKAKNFOAOMAKAIO

[queen merlin]

deep?

[blazing python]

Gym bro is always lurking

[flat sigil]

better than the lawyer of johny depp vs amber h

[hollow hornet]

give us a sign deep

[blazing python]

SDV is his gym music

Cant blame him

[neon bobcat]

You'd think there would be more apple recipes in the game, but it's kinda lacking.

[blazing python]

Soundtrack bangs

[hollow hornet]

apple pie recipe when

[blazing python]

When u get a lifw

[hollow hornet]

lifw

[queen merlin]

true, wish there was apple pie at least

[rich crest]

salmonberry pie

[queen merlin]

lifw

[neon bobcat]

No game pie

[hollow hornet]

no

[rich crest]

salmonberry wine

[hollow hornet]

orange wine

[neon bobcat]

Wait. I do remember some kind of pie or tart.

[blazing python]

Bruschetta?

[rich crest]

indigo wine

[neon bobcat]

Ah, Blackberry Cobbler.

[rich crest]

rancer wine

[queen merlin]

i wonder if the price of salmonberry wine goes up after getting ||bear's knowledge||

nope

sad

[neon bobcat]

No, sadly.

[hollow hornet]

i crave pie now and i blame this chat

[neon bobcat]

That would be cool though.

[queen merlin]

yup

[hollow hornet]

LMAOOOO

[queen merlin]

become the pie

[hollow hornet]

i love rancer

[blazing python]

Wtf is even brushetta

Bruschetta

[neon bobcat]

Not a pie.

[rich crest]

bruschetta

[blazing python]

WHAT

[neon bobcat]

It's just bread with a spread on top.

[queen merlin]

salmonberry jelly sells for more than it's wine lmao

[blazing python]

WHATT

[hollow hornet]

yeah i just looked it up

[blazing python]

wtf

I was lied my whole life

[charred palm]

That's the proof that jelly > wine

[queen merlin]

so tru

[hollow hornet]

why isnt my snip tool fucking working wtf

[neon bobcat]

I do think it's pretty cool that there are multiple ||events that increase the value of different forageables.||

[crude tapir]

L

[queen merlin]

yup yup

[hollow hornet]

i just wanna send a pic

[neon bobcat]

You get to take all those and add them with gatherer and botanist.

[scarlet thicket]

Hey uh whats the best thing i can do with my fruit trees?

[queen merlin]

your pc is updating to windows 11

[hollow hornet]

LMAOO

[crude tapir]

ppl have windows 11 🤨

[scarlet thicket]

i have MacOS 🤷‍♂️

[queen merlin]

i installed it around launch :p

and new laptop had it pre-installed

[neon bobcat]

To get the most value out of them ||I'd recommend planting them in the greenhouse. That way they produce year round.||

[noble yoke]

my pc made me update 💀

[crude tapir]

LMFAOOO

[scarlet thicket]

Yes yes but what do i do with the fruits after

[hollow hornet]

gift, sell or put them in the cc

[queen merlin]

some are loved gifts

[scarlet thicket]

Oh yeah, i think so

[queen merlin]

all are universal likes

[scarlet thicket]

Oh :C

[queen merlin]

i think gus loves oranges though

[neon bobcat]

If you don't have anything better for your kegs, then you can make peach or pomegranate wine. But mostly just sell them.

[crude tapir]

yep

and robin loves peaches

[hollow hornet]

Elliot also loves pomegranate

[scarlet thicket]

Smelliot? screw him

[crude tapir]

woah 💀

[queen merlin]

don't smelt elliot, you won't get an elliot bar

[hollow hornet]

LMAOO

[scarlet thicket]

What a smelliot bar?

[scarlet thicket]

If i hit 10 hearts on a Villager, it will never decay right?

[queen merlin]

unless you are dating or are married to the character iirc

[scarlet thicket]

whats IIRC

[noble yoke]

if I remember correctly

[scarlet thicket]

yes?

[noble yoke]

it means that

[queen merlin]

nvm it stops if you are dating, won't stop if you are married to them

[tired timber]

IS there a way to cheat/spawn in lots of hardwood?
I wanna test design my farm and I dont wanna have to look for it :C It will take forever

[queen merlin]

it means "if i remember correctly"

[scarlet thicket]

[crude tapir]

the mod "cjb item spawner"

[queen merlin]

there is technically a way to get a lot of hardwood using a glitch but better off downloading a mod like cjb item spawner

[crude tapir]

yuh

[tired timber]

thank u! 😄

[scarlet thicket]

Hey, who also loves some fruits not including Robin or Gus?

[crude tapir]

elliot

[undone blaze]

Elliott loves pomegranates

[crude tapir]

y

[scarlet thicket]

Smelliot

[crystal fiber]

Ruhi glitch abuser?

[queen merlin]

nooo 😭 i just know of them

[crystal fiber]

[hollow hornet]

ban ruhi

[queen merlin]

[crystal fiber]

NO

[queen merlin]

[crystal fiber]

Who am I gonna bully if Ruhi is banned?

[queen merlin]

waiting for a junimo to say consider it done as a joke

[keen mauve]

milk

[hollow hornet]

same

[queen merlin]

this is my life now

[crystal fiber]

[queen merlin]

[undone blaze]

Ngl i called my chickens numbers in brackets just to spawn in fiber

[hollow hornet]

FIBER????

[undone blaze]

yes

[hollow hornet]

of all things

you chose fiber

[crystal fiber]

I love hoarding fiber

I have two stacks

[queen merlin]

[hollow hornet]

explain yourself or i will bully

[queen merlin]

cropmaster indigo is not master of the fibre

[hollow hornet]

this is true

[undone blaze]

I believe there are no combinations of words available in the world that can explain my behavior.

[hollow hornet]

im horrified

[queen merlin]

shine with rainbow lights, best explanation

makes absolutely no sense but gay explanation

[blazing python]

Not me for sure

[hollow hornet]

the best kind of explanation

[scarlet thicket]

Okay what is my luck, first year i had tons of rainbow shells and ive sold them but now when i need one i just cannot get it

[crude tapir]

L

[scarlet thicket]

OMG FOUND IT

[undone blaze]

Oh cool

[scarlet thicket]

[hollow hornet]

well that was quick

[crystal fiber]

the game do be making you sound like a liar

[blazing python]

Lamo

[queen merlin]

when the game is sus

[hollow hornet]

when is sus

[scarlet thicket]

I was on the beach and found nothing again

[crystal fiber]

Ruhi no

[scarlet thicket]

I've sent the message, went to the east side and found it there

[cobalt hare]

[blazing python]

theres no the rock eye brow emote

[cobalt hare]

Hii

[queen merlin]

Ruhi YUS

[crystal fiber]

[undone blaze]

Rock crabs are just sus rocks

[queen merlin]

[queen merlin]

sussy baka crabs

i am not sorry

[crystal fiber]

Ruhi you should be sorry

[blazing python]

:{

[crystal fiber]

Are you sorry?

[queen merlin]

hmmmm

[crystal fiber]

[blazing python]

Ruhi. Stand up for yourself

[queen merlin]

nuu

[crystal fiber]

Ruhi how dare you