#stardew-valley
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did anyon read the new chapter
bunky d juddy
i cant read
Have never paid attention to the train
THE chapter
the new emporers are quite nice
🙏 🙏
still kinda unreal though lets go
he probably got roped up into a situation and somehow came out on top
yeah its gonna be great
for sure ans ik exactly what situation
abolished
system
yes
but idk how he survived+escaped
well his fruit is kinda busted for escaping
and cant really hurt him al that much with regular weapons
i bet he beats someone way more powerful than him with some bs lmap
coopmaster or shepherd
I dont know TwT
Depends on if you have more coops or barns I guess
vampire sword guy
Off topic should be #town-square @cobalt hare
im on topic
its peak piece
MMM MONEY
i just leik big number 
hhhow
i bought the triple shot coffe whatever and i need a upgraded house to make it
Can you only make recipes when you have the kitchen?
Yes
Pet and feed everyday
also welcome☆⌒(≧▽° )
@serene walrus thank you!!
are you feeding your cows
??
im not!
I did that for the past 30 in game days, still 0 hearts, except for the chickens
Chickens are cool they have some hearts
Let em outside too each morning
hm werid
Cows are mean
yeah do they have outside area
And make sure they aren’t left outside at night 🙂
Yep
It's winter now
I even installed heater
Ah you need heater i supposed
your cows are just evil
Fr
Weird
I need large milk for community then I will sell them
No dont
Are you giving them good pats on the head
Ciws make the most money out of all the barn animals
Yes
Pigs excluded ofc
Pigs don't?
But still 0 heart? Is it bug?
Idk man
Oooh l like your pfp capybara
Tyty
What's the routine you do for your cows
they're like humans
feed them milk them
Take the hay out of hopper then place it on the feeding table
Wat
🤨



im gonna make the best chicken farm
frfr
Mayonnaise
nah ducks on top
why
On an escalator
They swim
its goning upstairs so see ya later
it's going upstairs so see ya later
Fail
Embed fail
whahaha

You need lvl 5 for image perms
I came here to a fail
Its fine man
U can check at #governors-mansion with !lvl
eyo a Hannah fan?
It takes like 30mins to get to lvl 5 anyways
Well
what
We only talked like a few chats and the next thing i know ...
i know
ANYWAY
we are the hannah summoning circle
Wait do the animals go inside itself at night right?

LMFAO
Yes
can i join you guys?
Cus I just opened the doors for them all of fall
Hello pickle, elaine 
of course!!
If the door still opened
Ah nice
wassup queen
how many members are there? only 3?

I kept it open for almost all the fall month
Good night 👋
yeah i think 3 so far not sure
Goodnight! 
aight
U know #4 isnt so bad
LOL
ive been talking alot and i only have level 2
this makes me realy sad i dont know what im going to do with myself

I know since i was a cat fan #4
i saw nothing
Ah yes I use earth crystal that's several mines down just to make a mayo machine
smh my head my man forget the #.
nothing
Seriously why tf earth crystal
smh my head
mayonaise is best item in the game
i know 
AHHHHHHHHHHHH
It's the only thing limiting my mayo products
what about void mayo
Whats wrong luv
its ok i gueess
Fr, I even like it irl
idk man just felt like it.. also period cramps
WRONG OPINON

oooooookay not messin with u
it is a krob gift so yeah
LMFAOOO 😈
I dont know what to say to people who have cramps....
"Rest well?"
LMFAO tell them to get over it /j
Get over it /j
at least I get to skip church when I have cramps
pushes up imaginary glasses Um actually, it's a shadow guy, it doesn't confirm that it's krobus, it says it may or may not be. inhales through imaginary braces
Get at least 60 item donated to museum, get a key, go to sewer and meet krobus there
is it possibel to do the funny in the fair and win at the same time
what
ackchually*
purple underwear
its possibel to put lewis purpel pents and win
possibel
"win"

Yes
Is there a lot of fiber in the sewer?
So shadowfire
No fiber
yes but we cant say anything more because it's post CC
ackshually
Calling u shadowfire is ......
Anyway what do u want to be called

like for short? shadow is fine
Fire it is
Fiber is so hard to get idk
Sewer not ||skull cavern||
ok then, raisin
I have a stack of it iirc
What would a shadowy fire look like 
i know
Zamn
It's because i uh.... I'm trying to look for the living hat ajdbdhbdbd
there's some in the sewer but it's in a post CC location
I am growing trees in winter using fertilizer
dark, grey, and wispy.
Ah you talk about that place
A dark grey and wispy fire...hmm....
yeah, that one
Which place? 
You'll find out about that post cc. Keep playing
Right
can't say. it's post CC
its only 11:30 and i feel like im gonna pass out
then do so if you're tired
Irl?
yeha
then sleep you walnut
nooo i meant its 11:30 am
Damn i even sleep at around 9 or 10 pm. Just get some rest then
then sleep
i want to play stardew but when i open it and go into my save i insantly close the gam
oh..
damn
same with any other game
the universe said no video games
what are you playing on
your computers broken, smash it
i do it
Smash🤨
what r u playing on
😈
its a laptop but its not the computer
DONT DO IT
its me
fuck no, not that, anything but that fuck no
No no, your pp is gonna burn
I DONT EVEN HAVE ONE LMFAO
u can get burnt out on gaming
isn’t this supposed to trip the censor
Still for anyone who has one, pls don't put it in your device
thats probably it
just take a break for a while (°▽°)
i dont have any other hobbbirs
!level

tis lvl
that's hotter than the sun
howdo i check my level
!lvl
!lvl
oh
like that
in governers mansion
!lvl
but in gov mansion
YOU GUYS LIED TO ME
#governors-mansion here
oh ... thanks


technically we didn't lmao
liar.........
what
ok i pull up
pulls out The Spiked Void Poison Titanium Death Axe of Total Obliteration
hop out at the after party
i haven't introduced you guys to my axe yet
sigh i wish i knew the lyrics to the capybara song
My axe is steel
What
😔 hop out at the after party
You and all your friends yeah they love to get naughty
what do you mean
so true!
Wifenloof
wefuolinloof
Tujarbisaun
SO TRUE!!!!!!!!
Turi ip ip ip ip ip
encore
ip ip tsha ip
is this a didn’t have to cut me off
i think not
Nekalinkinaka
no
no
yeah close enough
ok i pull
I forgot
windows keeps trying to get me to invest in stocks send help
no
nekalakininahappenenawiwanatin
ARRRR
Idoeveniyulauf
hmm
the fair betting wheel haets me
nae, laddie, it doesn't hate ye, the wheel has just been injustly proportioned, laddie
nah im doing green
and the game is scamming me with a ratio of like 1/4 green to orange
60% 75% chance none the less. You'll win some, you lose some. Only bet half
it’s 75% green
yeah
ye see, a good plan is to always bet on the green color, but if it then decide it wish to land on the orange, then ye should bet green as it almost always lands on ye green treasure color
Oh wait 75 to 25 nevermind
whenever i lose once i like lose 24 more times xd
yo ho yo ho pirates life for me
arr but do ye like rum?
if ye not, ye never set yer sea dog foot on me ship!
grog
👿 wrong
ARRR
nae, i speak truth lassie.
||What should I do with a prismatic shard? I already got the dessert sword||
Wha-
arr, ye should donate it, but make sure ye hide yer words laddie, some of those need to be hidden
isnt lassie for just girls
arr
nah ur imagining it
oh okay
Thankss
grog
what do i put in the keg
grog?
GROG
OnlyGrogs
ok, enough pirating
anyways you can put any fruit in th4ere
We suggest putting fruits or vegetables that are highly valuable
yeah but imo, wine is dumb
any kind
whats 'lassie'
Is there a way to get money faster?
hack
sell stuff
I wouldn't say faster.. i'd say more efficient
this
Bran, no.
Ya like more efficient
cjb cheats menu
Depends on which stage of the game you're at
Usually at year 1, ur best bet are crops
I'm in year one
Damn, im at the point where buying grass starter is cheaper than crafting em '-'
Yeah just do crops
YES
Sell crops?
AH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA AHA HA AHA AH AHA HA AH AHA HA HA AH AH AHA HA
I'd say
Spring - Potatoes till Spring 13, at egg festival buy the strawberries
Summer - Blueberries
Fall - Cranberries / Pumpkin
Eh
Those thing u plant on the ground
Am i missing something here
Ik
@woeful gust
At winter u cant grow anything, other than Wild Seeds, so you're better off fishing / mining / decorating
It's almost summer
Blueberries! They're the absolute best
Right now I have 1880 gold and I'm saving up to get stuff and I barely have any crops
Oof, try fishing
Ya I'll do that it's expensive and hard because I barely have any space
Use training rod to get ur level up if u think its hard
heyyyy is anyone having issues with co-op??
I got the bamboo one
If its too hard for u, u can use training rod
"Can't have issues with co-op if you don't have co-op!
"
—Mobile Players
Where do I get that?
Willy shop
From willly
makes your fishing bar bigger to begin with but once you hit level 4-5 it stops being good
damn
i’m trying to play sdv on the switch with my friend and for some reason we can’t see each other’s
Man shadowfire out of hannah summoning circle
and at lvl 6 you can get fiberglass rod
cant have issues with co-cop if you dont havefriends
nah fiberglass is level 2 iridium is 6
SHIT, FUCK!
Thanks for the info
Why do i feel betrayed 
im sorry
i am back
troo
so quick question: Is there a way to see/adjust your charachters visual settings? (Like haircolor eye color)
yeah
If you befriend the wizard
get 2 hearts with the wizard and use his thing in the basemnet
Bet
Actually it's 4 hearts for the wizard
oh my bad
The wizard is the only exception
Im going to have to befreind several people not just harvey now
nice
"Mom can i get a
?"
"We have
at home"
at home:
What on Earth
quite literally
No idea
whats the joke here, i dont get it
She no clipped out of my farm
she's upgrading ur house and then misplaced?
or just normal norbin in the shop is suddenly in urhouse
No, she's supposed to make the shed
lmao
And then she just kinda.. left?
And she left with no clipping
I have learned my lesson tho,
I want to put my horse stable right next to a house, but there’s another house to the left of a house
i thought that said morbin 😔
Last time i bother her while she's doing that, this happened
Yes, she broke 2 of my preserved jar and a rarecrow
So i restarted
Your robin has more personality then the rest of us
Is it caroline who gives you tea sapling recipes?
pawg i hit floor 100 mines
And this happened, yes she's stuck. Can't find her? She's in front of the first tree that's growing
oh robin youre so quirky!
Although her "interaction" with the tree is kinda like how she acted if we blocked her way
Give me your robin
I feel like Shane lovers and Shane haters have something in common
Although i've reset so its all fine now
Why is robin even walking around
alcohol
Isn't she just supposed to stand near the building she's working on and never leave until it's done?
Thats what i originally thought
Actually nah nvm every player have something in common
I think the building is actually "done"? Like she actually left after its done, not just yeet back to her farm.. its been 3 days after all
Trippy
man its so hard to find a friend to co op with 😭
Ur robin built different
Aiya wtf
Harder when u dont even have the feature
*sad noises*
So how deep does the SV rabbit hole go?
Im so sorry for this but.. i hate my mind 
Thats why i bought the pc version too, only for co op and mods. I still mainly play mobile
whats type of rabbit hole
Cleanest interaction ever 
Theres a rabbit hole?
(°▽°)

Nah something like icebergs and conspiracies
Yes. Every fandom has one.
Hell yeah a conspiracy about a peaceful farming game
It can get pretty deep
uunnnmmmmm
Yes, we have rabbits i mean i mean stories
can u uh.. elaborate more to someone who doesnt know what a rabbit hole is
example: fanart rabbit hole
I am braindead
we dont talk about bruno
Basically like secrets, kinda like Mona, and Linus and Wizard's friendship, etc
Oh
I roughly get it
deepdiving into a topic????
Yeye
Well its very deep
Down the rabbit hole is the more common saying
To descend down something very very deep
COUGH. Fanart.
Alice in wonderland
I mean what
Thats a rabbit hole thats very scary
@charred jay i'd say check out "Stardew Valley dark side" on youtube
I've watched a thing about that, pretty interesting i'd say
If u saw dew's art of "gas.." (Gus + Jas) i think its really scary
……
yea thats basically as deep as it goes
flees
see u on the other side
@trail nest show us
Everyone hates Lewis and that opinion makes me sleep at night
i didnt wanna disturb dew but sure go ahead n ping 😂
Or u can just see his profile pic
Well not everyone
i have no opinion on lewis
How many blueberry seeds should I buy ?
Fuck Lewis
Lazy bitch
Ok everyone hates lewis
I choose not to because he has a mustache
How much money you have
all of them
Elaine counts as 100% of humans
Worst mayor ever
2060
Bow much do seeds cost
yea elaine represents the entire population of earth
So true
yes ... be my sheep
Youre better 😣😣😣
Worship
gug
elaine represents the entire sdv population
true
we are now gugs
Gugs
Gug
Hey elaine, do u know the bouncer by any chance
. . .
Yeah hes find
find
Everyone's find
Did u dm him something
I wont him 🤤
stop
I did accidentally dm him once
Well not really accidentally but whatever
How was the experience
I got a verbal warning and I said "my bad" not knowing it forwarded the message
Ve Rey nice
I DMED THE BOUNCER HELP
How do I play local coop with both the starting switch controllers?
Oh i see
i said "real"
There’s no + on the blue controller
It seems another has fallen victim
where does my message go
To the junimos
real
So how do I lvl 100
(admins)
my neck hurts
Anyone?
Then stop it from hurting
Dang i miss seeing doopa here
doesnt switch have thosw split screen
That'll be $300 sir doodie
or idk
$0 to say "it is what it is"
I'm not a doctor but I'm sure am smarter than one 
bouta hit 200k cash soon idk what to spend it on
I don’t know how to set this up
IT FORWARDS IT TO ALL THE JUNIMOS 💀
I have 2 of these controllers
WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT LMFAO
pray for me pls
Hey at least ur not alone
you're about to get banned doodie
God help
NOOO
OK IT WAS THEIR FAULT FOR MEsSASGING ME FIRST
How do I press + to join a split screen gane
GET BANNED NERD / j/ j// j joke dont warn me aagain
BYE DOODIEEE
bro answer bloxoss
idk
BRO IDK IM NOT ON SWITCH
It’s a free trial on switch lol
me netiher im sorry
stop😭
rip bloxoss is getting desperate
Samsung Smart Fridge Stardew Valley
am i really
yes this is how i play sdv!
Omg!! Im not the only one
And now that's how everyone plays sdv
so true i play sdv on my ceiling fan
elaine made me message the bouncer fr
Hey it was ur own decision
her fault
she made me do it😒
it is what it is
yeahhh it is pretty funny
Hmm i guess.. it seems im not affected
She does represent all of us 
Samsung submarine
smh my head
Shake my sm me smh
be like cpt indigo and go smh my head
Moar wood
can pigs get ||truffles|| thru floor
Yes
no its trees can drop hardwood
U can never have enough hardwood
the other option was tapper, the syrups n dtuff costs 25% more
For some reason I have 800 hard wood
Deleted screenshotted pinned to my brain
saw what
Deez
yall trippin
my farm sucks
Then make it not suck
im in year 4 and look at it
That'll be $100
Ezez I'm the best problem solver
Doctors be like
40k dollas
wait if a crop for example takes 12 days to grow, assuming u water it every day and u plant it on the 1st will it be able to be harvested on the 12th or the 13th
Wobin to the rescue
lol
does shane work on weekends?
i still respect capybaras, but new pfp and banner
You can check his schedule here
https://stardewvalleywiki.com/Shane
Shane is a villager in Pelican Town who is often rude and unhappy, and suffers from depression and alcohol dependence. However, his attitude starts to change towards any player who chooses to befriend him. He works at JojaMart most days between 9am and 5pm, and after work he frequently spends his evenings in The Stardrop Saloon. He doesn't work ...
From 40 (basic) to 55 (copper) charge. And copper can water 3 tiles in straight line if you press and charge
water capacity
Does it use the same energy
Ye same energy as 1 watering use
No way
I'm new any tips?
for both single and 3 tile?
😍
I haven't checked when you do the extra tiles
Check here for more info
https://stardewvalleywiki.com/Watering_Cans
Go around, learn first. No need to be perfect start
Plant those 15 parsnips
whats the best spring crop to plant?
be sure to check to your controls and adjust if needed
Year 1 potato before spring 13. Get strawberry seeds as much as you can on spring 13 ( egg festival) and plant em
strawberries r good from the egg fest
Thanks
Later year strawberry seeds is most profitable crops for spring
Don't forget to plant some other seeds for bundle completion
wb greenhouise
Hiiii n-n
Yeah you could fill green house with strawbs until you get other plants if you wish
Whats the best fish for ponds? (Aside from sturgeon)
I'm talking for someone who just start sdv and wants to know most profitable crops for spring. It is surely before greenhouse is repaired
shoudl i fill it with deluxe fertiliser
lava eel irc
So im gonna get 4 ponds, so get 2 lava eel and 2 sturgeons?
So advanced 👀
Lava eel & blob fish
so sturgeon 2 lava eels and a blob fish?
Sure
If you can catch all of those of course, yeah
Especially lava eel
I'm not a fan of fish ponds for profit personally but if you wanna do them then those are good ones
That is a post cc fertilizer
He's cute. Maybe I should marry him.
whats the best way to make money with those fish? I know you should use the sturgeon roe to make caviar, but what about the other fish
I just married him today :') he's cute but I hate the cans of beer on his part of the house
He has named each can.
I find fish pond isn't for money making. Only for the drop item the fish might drop
😳
One of them is named "Penny."
Does that mean anything?
Okey dokey!
gn everyone 
9 star eh
ded chat 💀💀💀
goodnight queen
You mean nine star name?
PLEASE STO ADDING STARS
Only five I'll stop there
stars?
To manifest the return of banned people
stars. 
I want
nice 
Idk

Plant parsnips
can i grow fruit trees using garden pots?
Garden pots be op
U need pots for that?
I've planted multiple trees without it
i mean along the edges of the green house were you can’t grow plants
wait dont they need 8 empty spaces around them?
It works differently for the greenhouse
Hmm
you're almost there! 1 more to go!
The walls don't count
With mods
No just the walls
no but you can put a pot up against the wall and have it grow
One space between
you still need the other 5 spaces to be clear
No space between walls
This is the optimal greenhouse space if that's what we're talking about with trees
Is summer
Fuck
Go back in time smh my head
fr
Change your pfp?

Im hyped
hi
Hello cutie
??????
How are u
Bran...
Yes?
just wakd up and playing SDV while eating cereal
Enjoy
is farming clay profitable?
Yes if you know which one has clay
For being a resources for crafting, yes. For selling, no
Speedrunnig kinda?
nah i just interested
Then selling clay you farmed without using any websites isn't worth it
When its raining, go to east pier
Buy a mermaid pendant
The area where u have to fix a bridge first
is the lucky purple shorts DESESPERADO?
Yaay
Desesperado yes
For ppl who have talked A LOT
bruh why lewis got purple shorts
ask him
He likes purple maybe
his outfit is mainly green
My closet is all maroon but I like blue
my closet is dead but i live
Very interesting
is it true that time is our biggest enemy in game?
how?
It's a figure of speech
But yea time is good bcs you get to do things but if u don't go to bed before 2am you pass out
how is my setup of blueb
It's pretty good
48blueberries i think
hello new farmers.
Aw nice! Blueberries!
yeah but im sad that i needed kill all straw berry before summer
they would have died by themselves
They die by themselves on the 1st of a season
you did not have to commit plant murder 😭
frick i commited a game sin
Seeing how big that plot of blueb is I'm starting to think I need to redo my save xD
Putting them with Demetrius... they don't deserve this
neither did the strawberries raine
Try mining maybe you'll get some materials for sprinklers
think of what demetrius could have done with the strawberries
Quality sprinklers
what I should I do w/ the Mayor's lingerie?
and now he cannot have his favourite food
demetrius will prolly hunt them down himself
lingerie 😭 😭
Lingerie 
put it in the luau soup
I mine a lot but I thought maybe I was losing time to chat with the villagers p.p how do u divide your time
or the stardew valley fair
same brancell 😭
U dont need to talk to villagers everyday
will the governor find the soup delicious?
oh he will love it
Do it and you'll get a surprise
will I win?
i'm an adult
What is it with mixed npc pfps
you are no longer an adult, are ya winning son?
~~my brain is off the rockers today, sorry 😭 ~~
sun.
Massacre all ghosts
i think ghosts in level 40-80
i mean SOLAR so u shall go to sun and kill sun
A space day woo
i would cycle b/w 45,55,65 till i see ghosts
to the stardew space station we go with maru at our side
Don't go back to seasoned farmers pls
reverse psychologist smh
me after seeing theres a glitch for getting unlimited fish legend: wait thats a sin
Genuinely its as cursed as it was in april
what the hel is a surplus
i wasn't here in april thank god
Go ahead, cheat 
Idk
nah
im legal
someone know where is desperado?
extra
blacksmith or prospector?
||Marnie's room||
Go prospector unless u get a lot of iridium
ok
How many hearts are you with marnie?
0
if ur not dating it'll be 8 hearts max
The 2 grey hearts is because bachelors are maxed out at 8 hearts unless you're in a relationship with them.
well i can.
jumps of the window and steals pants
checkmate
creep much
What are all the stars for ??? Everyone has them I'm so confused 😭
For banned people
so u are banned?
Jack when was the last time u got on?
fr??
Wdym, like here?
No, to pray for the return of banned ppl
does displaying Lewis lingerie affect your relationship negatively?
Yes
because I want to humiliate him, but at what cost?
uhh
imagine having lingerie
Like Friday, for me, so probably Thursday depending on ur timezone
do you live commando
How rare is it to fish up a sword? because I did and Im wondering if im lucky or not
it is kinda
poll for myself:
-shall i restart my SDV file?
no
what for?
bran
because we starting polls:
-should I marry haley, I heard she is hard to marry
?
it is a glitch or what? i choosed grey cat for my pet but marney gave me orange
hannah montanna?
the cats pick you, you just say what you perfer
like the migos song?
cats in stardew valley are all knowing gods
LIKE EGUPT?
you give orange cat vibes, sorry
I think shes considered to be hard to marry because her loved items are harder to get at the beginning of the game. but id suggest focusing on the gameplay for the first year at least then with you second year when you have a better amount of money you can try and focus of dating. but def try and date Haley, her story and character is really worth it
Hannah was a great older member she got banned just the other day sadly
marry whoever u like
We cant talk abt how and why she was banned rho
guys i have a question
worth it or not its ur decision
oh, gotcha. that blows 💔
i think she is actually one of the characters you can marry fastest after shane no?
seconding shane sucking
like i remember people give her dandelions or daffodils
I married him
is this a cheat?
Yeay, i 14 hearted Haley ^^
Nop
for flower dance
Nope
hey ruhi 
or ru hi 
henlo bran
Also, i have returned
he drinks beer w/ you one time & then treats you like shit the next day lol
Dating Shane is great. Marrying Shane is... Not so great.
what happens if i press it
your pfp is naice 
welcome back back
i think so because her birthday is very early in the year so you can get a large amount of hearts from giving her a loved gift
Hello ruhi
there are blue chickens
Hi hi
omg
omg someone noticed
henlo itzback
Finally someone who agrees
this is kinda complicated but, basically me and my friend play coop but she cant play right now and i want to, and there is a save file in coop and in singleplayer, if i play on singleplayer is it going to change the save file in coop?
blue chickens
true true but you can also get sunflowers in summer for her 
I <3 blue chickens
i got question
I got answers
Might not be the answer to ur question tho
Normally this channel is high but seasoned farmers has ascended
I most likely dont got answers
no u got his back
yes ofc! thats another really great way to bring her friendship up. im actually planning on dating haley for my current beach farm
what if i press guarantee year 1 cmpetable
Yeah i have everyone's spine here in my basement 


